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00:06İzlediğiniz için teşekkür ederim.
00:31Brett Blake, Celia Pakwola, Joel Kreesey.
00:37And one more time, we have Perth's very own Rose McManus.
00:45And beside me, as always, the young man who, for some reason,
00:49is always a bit sticky, it's Tom Cashman.
00:57Alright, let's dive into a prize task, shall we?
01:00I think we shall.
01:01Our first task is a prize task, as usual.
01:03The winner of tonight's episode will take home all five of these prizes.
01:06Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be
01:09The thing that definitely isn't the Taskmaster, but when it's squinted at, most looks like him.
01:17Okay, well, this feels pointedly offensive, which makes me love it.
01:23Alright, Joel?
01:25I've gone with a bowling pin.
01:28Oh.
01:35I'm kind of with you on the head, but I'd like to think that the body does not quite...
01:40She's curvy.
01:42She's curvy.
01:43So by that, is he saying you're a pale redneck?
01:48Yes, that's exactly right, that's what I meant.
01:52Alright, uh, Anissa, what did you bring in?
01:55I looked all across the web for something that I thought looked most like you,
02:00and I think it is Slenderman.
02:07First you were redneck, now you're doing blackface.
02:12Ah, ah, ah, ah, Taskmaster!
02:15Although, on the upside, you do look pretty skinny.
02:20I must admit, I don't know who Slenderman is. Who's Slenderman?
02:23I don't know much about Slenderman, but I think...
02:25Creepypasta, he's like online folklore.
02:27Yeah.
02:28Yeah.
02:28He kills people.
02:29Oh.
02:31Usually children.
02:33But who looks fabulous doing it? Here's Slender!
02:35So good.
02:36I don't kill children, only careers.
02:40Speaking of, Rove, what did you bring in?
02:48Um, I brought this picture.
02:50Yes.
02:51Which looks nothing like you.
02:53Except, it's one of those 3D image things,
02:57and it legitimately works that it has your face in there when you squint,
03:02the image comes out.
03:03Can I say as well, I've tried it, it actually is, it works.
03:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:07I'll try it.
03:08Go on.
03:10There I am.
03:10We got you in the squinty eyes.
03:11Yeah!
03:13Blackface and squinty eyes in one episode.
03:15Yeah!
03:20Now we just need to get you to do an accent, and it'll be a home run.
03:24Yeah.
03:25I could just unleash some of my actual opinions.
03:30All right, uh, Celia, what did you bring in?
03:32Oh, okay.
03:33I have a two-year-old, so I spend a lot of time at play centres,
03:36often before they open, going, let me in, look after my kids so I can look at my phone!
03:40Um, and I was in a play centre in a toilet cubicle, uh, when I saw this.
03:50Now, it takes a bit of squinty, but it also needs your, one of your classic faces.
03:53You know when you do the eyebrow raise thing, which makes one of your eyes...
03:55Oh!
03:56So can you do that?
03:57Face, that, that!
03:59And what's so nice is in the reflection we can see you taking a dump.
04:03Well...
04:04I did want to clear that up, because I don't want you to think, Tom,
04:07that I was thinking about you whilst I was on the toilet doing a poo.
04:10My daughter was.
04:19I'm just happy to appeal to a younger audience.
04:22Alright?
04:23Brett?
04:23Well, the thing that most looks like you is hidden in the audience,
04:27so if you want to go have a little look...
04:28What?
04:29Oh yeah, he's going to love this.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Do you want to yell out your line?
04:33I'm a bald dickhead and I host two TV shows.
04:38Oh.
04:43It's your brother!
04:44That's funny!
04:46You know what?
04:49My brother and I, our voices sound identical.
04:51I must admit, when you started talking I was thinking,
04:54I don't remember recording that.
04:56Because our voices sound exactly the same.
04:59Say that line, bro.
05:00Which line?
05:00The bald dickhead part?
05:01No.
05:03Or I host two TV shows.
05:05No, our voices sound exactly the same.
05:08Our voices sound exactly the same.
05:10It's **** up, isn't it?
05:12Good on you, bro!
05:14My favourite part of that was Brett screaming,
05:17It's your brother!
05:17It's funny!
05:20I didn't know if you could see!
05:22Your eyes could be bad!
05:23I don't know!
05:24Alright, well I guess I better make up some points.
05:27Yes.
05:27I must admit, I hadn't heard of the Slender Man,
05:30so I'm going to give Anissa one.
05:31OK.
05:32Then I'm going to give two points to Joel,
05:34because it kind of looked like me,
05:36but I think the body did not look like me at all.
05:39Also, it was a very literal definition,
05:41but I did like it.
05:42If you squint, you can see me in the magic eye picture,
05:44so three points to Rove.
05:45OK.
05:46Also, I really like the lateral thinking of Celia.
05:48It was like looking in a mirror.
05:51But for five points, I'm going to give it to Brett,
05:53but this is mostly because Nick is my younger brother,
05:55and he really wants my approval,
05:57so I'm giving Brett five points.
05:58Yes!
05:59OK, that's enough real life for me.
06:06Time to stare blankly at a screen, I think.
06:08You got a little task for me there, Mr Cashman?
06:11I certainly do.
06:11I present to you the presence of presents.
06:32That was not a joke.
06:34Where...
06:37For me?
06:38Mm-hmm.
06:39You rapped.
06:40And won not very well.
06:42Mmm.
06:43Ah!
06:44This is like a word one.
06:46I don't like word ones.
06:47Is it Scrabble?
06:48Do you like Scrabble?
06:50Does it look like I like Scrabble?
06:53Shall we?
06:56Correctly place the remaining letters.
06:58Each box either contains letters or clues.
07:01You may not leave the lab, but I hate the lab so much.
07:06Fewest boxes opened wins.
07:09Your time starts now.
07:10Oh, I love it.
07:11It's a word puzzle.
07:13Am I meant to make a word?
07:16You're going to be like this today, are you?
07:18Does someone want another monoprow?
07:23Okay, whose miserable attempt at solving this puzzle shall we see first?
07:28They haven't torn up letters this quickly since they received the invites to my 30th.
07:32It's Anissa, Celia and Joel.
07:35So this is meant to be a word.
07:37It's probably safest to go with a vowel.
07:39I'm going to buy a vowel.
07:42It's a little muffin.
07:44Oh.
07:44You've got a cupcake.
07:45It's a summer's birthday.
07:47So it's something to do with a birthday.
07:49What's that?
07:50A cake.
07:51I just want to look everywhere.
07:52There's always like a clue somewhere.
07:57Year, month, day.
07:59Now a smart person will get something from this.
08:02That doesn't really help me, but it will.
08:05I'm going to buy another vowel.
08:06Ooh.
08:07It's like it's my birthday.
08:08I love it.
08:10My favorite type of man.
08:12What?
08:12A man without a head?
08:13One who can't talk.
08:16What is that?
08:17Lettuce.
08:19Am I the dumbest person that's ever been on this show?
08:21I'm smart as so we're going to work it out.
08:24All right.
08:24I'm going to put another one in.
08:28Four eyes.
08:29Oh, yay.
08:30Isn't that great?
08:31A whole bunch of eyes.
08:33What is that?
08:34That's my umbilical cord.
08:35No, it's not.
08:37Why is it massive?
08:38I was a big baby.
08:40If we're going to go the birthday thing, then the R.
08:45Jesus's birthday?
08:46When's Jesus's birthday?
08:48I think you know when Jesus's birthday is.
08:50If this is your mum's placenta, I'm going to be really upset.
08:53It was bigger than that.
08:57What's this to you, Tom Cashman?
08:59I can play you a song if you want.
09:00Yes, please.
09:22Happy with that?
09:23Probably.
09:26Okay.
09:27Whose birthday is it?
09:28Happy birthday to who?
09:29Ah!
09:31Happy birthday, Nisa!
09:33All right.
09:34So it's my birthday.
09:36I thought that was a letter.
09:37Roman numerals for dummies.
09:40Are they Roman numerals?
09:43What does that mean?
09:45Ah, sick!
09:46Ah, sick!
09:47Sick!
09:47Sick!
09:47What is this?
09:51Oh, a Roman numeral!
09:54This bitch is...
09:56But it doesn't make sense.
09:58What doesn't?
09:59The task.
10:00My birthday is the 8th.
10:02So 8th is V-I-I.
10:05Cake.
10:05Cupcake.
10:06Birthday cake.
10:08Birthday.
10:11Lettuce.
10:12It is very rude to make a woman puzzle her age on television.
10:17Ha!
10:19That's...
10:1983.
10:23Ha!
10:25Ha!
10:30Whoa!
10:32Come on, brother.
10:34There's a gap.
10:35Yeah, but you know what I'm trying to say.
10:37Oh!
10:42What does that say?
10:43Do you know what I don't need to know?
10:45Thanks, Tom.
10:46Can I keep this?
10:47No, actually.
10:47Thanks, I'm going to keep that.
10:48Thank you.
10:49Bye.
10:55Quite a tricky little task, that one.
10:57I've got to say, Joel, when you asked,
10:59am I the dumbest person that's ever done this show,
11:02was that a rhetorical question?
11:04And I wear it with pride.
11:07I just put the letters in until they made sense.
11:09I only now know it was my birthday,
11:12and, yes, I was born in 1990.
11:16Were you?
11:17Yes, Tom.
11:18I've had...
11:18I might have had a little bit done,
11:20but, yes, I'm not that old.
11:22Yeah, well, usually when people get things done to their face,
11:24it makes them look younger.
11:29So, Anissa, how long was it between you saying,
11:31I'm smart as and when's Jesus's birthday?
11:38How far apart were those two statements?
11:39There was a lot going on.
11:40Roman numerals, Jesus's birthday.
11:42It was a lot to focus on.
11:43I knew it was my birthday.
11:45I knew it was Roman numerals.
11:46Yes.
11:47But I just couldn't put those two things together.
11:49Just basic primary school comprehension skills
11:52to combine the two things.
11:53OK, but Celia, you were on to it.
11:55Well, when I found the thing under the thing,
11:57I was just... I was so excited.
11:59And then I went around shaking the boxes
12:00to figure out which ones had tiles in them.
12:02But I thought it was your birthday for a very long time.
12:04If it was my birthday, I would have had a big smile.
12:09Yuck!
12:13And you souvenired something at the end there, Celia.
12:16Tom's umbilical cord.
12:17Oh.
12:18Why were you attracted to that?
12:20I'm going to clone him.
12:22I'm going to have an island of Toms and you can hunt him.
12:29Well, I think we need to get to the scores.
12:31Joel took 58 minutes and 50 seconds
12:34and opened XV boxes.
12:36That's 15.
12:38Anissa took one hour and 12 minutes
12:40Oh, no.
12:41and opened XIII boxes.
12:43That's 13.
12:44So two ahead of Joel.
12:46Celia took just 24 minutes
12:48and only opened X boxes.
12:55Alright, time for a break for the length of about CLXXX seconds.
12:59See you soon.
13:12Welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're reliving everyone's favourite part of childhood.
13:17Year 10 Latin.
13:18That's right.
13:19It's puzzle time.
13:20Our contestants are trying to recreate their birthdays in Roman numerals.
13:24Fewest boxes opened wins.
13:26He was pissed off even being in the room.
13:28How pissed off can he get during the task?
13:30It's Brett Lake.
13:31It's like Christmas.
13:33You're meant to start with the small box.
13:34But I've never done that in my life.
13:41Grand piano.
13:42It's not a grand piano.
13:43What does that say, mate?
13:45Oh.
13:46It says grand piano.
13:47Would you like me to play something?
13:48No.
13:50Cupcake.
13:50It's something to do with birthday.
13:52M.
13:53M.
13:54M.
13:54How do I make this game stop?
13:59Dice.
14:04Dice.
14:06Thongs.
14:07It's like Roman or some shit.
14:09It's a birthday, Roman, it's Roman numerals.
14:13I'm getting it, but I'm not getting it.
14:16Jesus wore sandals.
14:17Was Jesus in Gladiator?
14:20What the f*** is that?
14:22It's an umbilical gourd.
14:23Yes.
14:24Birthday.
14:25Someone's birthday.
14:26I get it, but I don't get it.
14:32Happy birthday, Jesus.
14:35Careful.
14:36Taskmaster.
14:37It'll be fun.
14:38Will it?
14:39You're not on the show, dickhead.
14:41Lettuce.
14:42It's funny.
14:44Socks.
14:45It's a shit Christmas present.
14:47Funny.
14:48Oh, I know how to make the game end.
14:50If I just open everything, then I f***ing lose.
14:53Oh, it's a notepad.
14:54It probably says happy birthday.
14:56I get it, but I don't get it.
14:57Happy birthday, Brett.
14:58That's actually quite sweet.
14:59Um, that's really nice.
15:01Thank you, John.
15:02Look at that there.
15:03Psych.
15:05Idiot.
15:06Happy birthday, Brett.
15:08Wait, what's my birthday?
15:09Is it something to do with my birthday?
15:11Jesus.
15:11Am I Jesus?
15:13It's a clue.
15:18Have you considered thinking about the clues rather than...
15:20No!
15:21I am thinking.
15:22This is how I think.
15:26It's a wreath.
15:28For Jesus.
15:30I need this task.
15:32Least boxes wins.
15:34Fewest.
15:36Don't.
15:37Roman numerals for dummies.
15:38Is.
15:39So I'm like, okay, I've got to read this.
15:42And then like, a beautiful mind on a board, figure it out or something.
15:45Guess what?
15:46I'm not doing it.
15:47This is the last box.
15:48V.
15:49V for victory.
15:52I'm done.
15:54I'm done.
16:02I'm done.
16:03That is the Brett Blake we have come to know and love.
16:06I mean, so you said all the answers.
16:10Yes.
16:10But I didn't understand.
16:11It was a birthday.
16:13I was like, what's Jesus' birthday?
16:14Is it Christmas or New Year?
16:16I didn't understand.
16:18Thank you.
16:19I didn't know.
16:19Who knows?
16:21You even said Roman numerals.
16:22Out loud.
16:23I had all the data but just no bridge between the letters and how it all...
16:29At one point you had a birthday card for yourself and you came up with, am I Jesus?
16:35I could be.
16:36I don't know what the challenge or task was.
16:38I reckon Jesus would have nailed this.
16:41Give me another thing to throw at you.
16:46Over the years I've opened a lot of boxes and I've never thought to drop an elbow on it.
16:52You've got University energy, I've got TAFE.
16:54We're different.
16:55Okay, so you're saying like getting a knife and just gently opening a box.
16:59University, TAFE!
17:02That's a great ad though.
17:04TAFE!
17:05I'd go!
17:07University, TAFE!
17:09Alright, well I think we have to look at the score.
17:11Well, Brett opened every box.
17:14Yeah, but don't I get a point for being cool?
17:16Well, no, because you haven't really watched the show before and unfortunately if you had,
17:20you'd know people who give up on a task, I punish.
17:25So I'm going to have to deduct a point.
17:26Okay.
17:27Because you gave up.
17:28Okay.
17:29I feel like you watch the footage, you assume you were there for 23 minutes and 42 seconds.
17:34Not that long.
17:35Anissa gave it an hour.
17:37And I still don't know when Jesus' birthday is, so...
17:41Who's left then?
17:41Who better to finish off a task about Ancient Rome, it's Ancient Rome!
17:47I'm going to have a think.
17:49My task is to correctly place the remaining letters.
17:55I'm going to say that these are the two remaining letters.
17:59Because if I take these away, there are no more letters remaining.
18:02And then we finally have all the letters back in their box.
18:07Am I right, Tom?
18:08That is not for me to say.
18:11But I'm glad we had this time.
18:14You're done.
18:15Oh, what's Brett Blake going to say now?
18:17Thanks, Tom!
18:19Thanks, Rob.
18:22Well, I guess I need to be the judge and I have to ask, is this an ingenious execution of
18:27the task?
18:28Is it a hack?
18:29Yeah, it's not.
18:30Zero points.
18:33But I like what you're thinking.
18:35It was replace the remaining letters opening the least amount of boxes.
18:39So I thought if I put the two remaining M's back in the M box, I have therefore opened zero
18:44presents.
18:45Wrong!
18:46What kind of psychopath can walk into a room full of wrapped boxes and not open a single one?
18:53Oh my god, that's...
18:54Wait, how am I the psychopath?
18:56I don't know.
18:57I'm really disturbed.
18:58Alright, so what are the scores overall for the task?
19:00Well, that means we've got Brett with minus one, Rove with zero because he didn't do anything.
19:05Joel gets three points, Anissa gets four, but Celia wins the task with five points!
19:11And I feel like you need the overall scores for this episode.
19:14Rove is in last place with three points.
19:16Celia is out in front with nine points!
19:20Jeez, it doesn't get much better than this.
19:23We'll have a break because with great TV comes great ads.
19:27See you soon!
19:39Welcome back to Taskmaster where our comics are competing for the most prestigious prize
19:44in television.
19:45A commercial toilet roll holder.
19:47So, Tom, fire up another one for us.
19:49This next one is about big and small things like, for example, the Taskmaster's ego.
19:54And the sun.
20:08Tom!
20:10Hey there, Tom!
20:11Hello, Tom.
20:13Hi Celia.
20:13Hi Joel.
20:14Hello, Tom.
20:14Hi Brett.
20:15Big task.
20:16Oh, it's teeny tiny.
20:18So small.
20:18How cute.
20:19Shall we?
20:19Let's go.
20:21Choose your favourite little item on the Taskmaster retreat.
20:25Choose your favourite big item on the Taskmaster retreat.
20:29Once you have chosen it, you must all put your hand on it and say, this is our favourite
20:34big item.
20:35This is our favourite little item.
20:37Tom.
20:38You have five minutes.
20:39Your time starts now.
20:42What's a tiny thing?
20:43I like the knife.
20:44It's a nice big suit of armour.
20:46We could've picked Tom.
20:47Do you want it to be Tom?
20:48Yeah, I think Tom is.
20:49I think so.
20:50What a pity.
20:50We've got some time to dress him up.
20:52Yeah!
20:53Let's do that!
20:53I'm happy to go with the suit of armour.
20:55I think it's big compared to children.
20:58Jacket off is a fair call.
20:59Jacket off.
21:00I think they're baby hair though.
21:02But why am I a baby?
21:04Because you're little.
21:05This is our favourite big item.
21:09This is our favourite little item.
21:13Um, could you pass me my jacket please Brad?
21:15Oh no.
21:16This is going to be a trap.
21:18Oh, I hate when they do this.
21:21Alright, we've got another one.
21:23What?
21:25Create a reality show starring your chosen little item.
21:28All team mates must also be in the reality show.
21:32The most realistic reality show wins.
21:34You have 30 minutes.
21:36Great.
21:36Your time starts now.
21:38Oh my god.
21:39Is it like, is it like the, you know.
21:40Toddlers and tiaras.
21:41Toddlers and tiaras!
21:42Maybe that's it.
21:43It's supposed to be real real.
21:44Yeah, I've never seen it but I reckon whatever makes Tom uncomfortable, I'm stoked with that.
21:47Ooh!
21:48That alone one?
21:49Where people have...
21:50I love that show!
21:52They starved themselves in Tasmania.
22:00OK.
22:00Well we've got the teams in the back.
22:02Obviously we've got the breakfast show, which is Rov and Anissa.
22:04And we've got the drive show, which is Celia and Brett with Joel Creasy.
22:09I thought it was interesting that one team had to get your favourite big thing and the other
22:13team had to get your favourite small thing and they were the same size.
22:17OK.
22:18Who's got this?
22:19Are we going to watch first Lesser Tom?
22:20Up first, starring a suit of armour, it's Anissa and Rov.
22:39I don't even know what day it is.
22:41I'm struggling.
22:42I'm really struggling.
22:44I've been eating sticks for a month.
22:48I know a lot of people back home bet money for me to win this because I'm African and living
22:54without resources should be easy but...
22:57I'm really struggling.
22:59I miss my family.
23:00I miss food.
23:02I haven't shit in a week.
23:05It has to be longer than that.
23:07I haven't shit in three weeks.
23:10Yeah, g'day.
23:12It's Leroy.
23:13I'm tapping out.
23:15And I think it's time for me to go home.
23:17I can't.
23:18I can't.
23:22Hang on, just let everyone take that in for a sec.
23:25You know, it's pretty...
23:26You OK?
23:26Everyone OK?
23:28Yeah, look, it's tough but I'm hanging in there as best I can and I'm not ready to tap.
23:33I just want to stay.
23:35I've got more in me.
23:36I know I can...
23:37Surprise!
23:38Mum?
23:39Dad?
23:39Gavin, you've won, son.
23:41You've won!
23:42You're so proud, Gavin.
23:44Oh, you did it.
23:45Oh, a beautiful boy.
23:48Oh, bloody well.
23:50Oh, you've lost so much weight.
23:52Oh, I'm sweating.
23:53It's very sweaty in here.
23:55Be careful now.
23:56Oh, our hero.
23:58Oh, gracious me.
24:00Oh, I've got to get back to court.
24:06I think The Breakfast Show did a great job, Anissa.
24:09I thought it was very moving how you were brought to tears because you missed your true love shitting.
24:15It was very emotional.
24:16Yeah, feels fantastic.
24:20You do realise in the bush you can shit anywhere.
24:23Yeah, I don't know why I said that.
24:26But like I said, it was very moving.
24:28And that's true to the show, isn't it?
24:30That's how the winner is announced.
24:31Yes, they don't know that they've won until their loved ones come and tell them it's all over.
24:36Okay.
24:36And it's equally as emotional as that.
24:41Alright, let's watch the other guys now.
24:43Next up, starring me, it's Celia, Brett and Joel.
24:47I like the monkey.
24:52Welcome back.
24:53The annual Toddlers and Tiaras Big Dog Energy event is about to begin.
24:57The competitors come from all over the world to compete,
24:59and this year the returning champion back to protect his crown is Chad with his mother,
25:05Jessica.
25:05I'm Jessica here with the reigning champion, my boy, Chad.
25:09Say hi, Chad.
25:10Hi, my name's Chad.
25:11It's Chad.
25:11I love beers.
25:12I love beer nouns and I love boobies.
25:14No, you love crayons.
25:15You love crayons.
25:16With crayons.
25:17But the contestant that everyone is talking about is newcomer direct from the Paris Olympics,
25:22the In Paris family, Tommy and his mother, Emily.
25:25We are very, how you say?
25:28Overjoyed.
25:29Overjoyed to be here competing against these trashy.
25:34Trashy, disgusting piggy.
25:36Piggy.
25:37Un de trois.
25:38Un de trois.
25:39Oh, hey there.
25:41Hi.
25:41Bonjour.
25:42Me, Emily, and Tommy in Paris.
25:45Oh, my God.
25:45I think they're speaking in tongues.
25:46They're you two.
25:47Praise Jesus.
25:48Jesus beyond you.
25:49Anyway, we're just going to say good luck.
25:51Do you want to give him a hug?
25:51I'll give him a hug.
25:51That's how good we are.
25:53Disgusting.
25:54Disgusting.
25:55Disgusting.
25:56Good luck out there.
25:57You know, when you lose, just don't take it too hard, okay?
25:59I respect you.
26:00All right, Chad.
26:01Let's go.
26:01Piggy.
26:02Piggy.
26:04Piggy.
26:05Heee!
26:06Check out that one, Mama.
26:07She's nice and hot.
26:08Just like you, Mama.
26:10Oh, guilty.
26:11Guilty.
26:12I know I'm a baby, but I'm allowed his bottle.
26:17Woo-wee!
26:18That is some real...
26:20Wow!
26:21Oh, my God.
26:22That's actually...
26:23You okay, baby?
26:24Oh.
26:26I burped myself, Mama.
26:28Ugh.
26:28I feel a little bit sick, I will be honest with you.
26:32What do you think, judges?
26:33Woo!
26:34Look at that!
26:35I'm so proud.
26:36You did it!
26:37Take that back to France.
26:39Oh!
26:40Our motto is, uh, petit mignon.
26:42It's French for...
26:43We're going to you up.
26:45Oui, oui, oui, oui.
26:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
26:59Bravo!
27:01Bravo!
27:02Magnifique, baby.
27:04Mag...
27:05Oh!
27:07Hey, Ma, someone did a dookie in the pants.
27:10That is disqualification, I think.
27:13Yucky!
27:14Disgusting!
27:15Okay.
27:16Çok iyiydi!
27:16Çok iyiydi!
27:19Kırmızı.
27:20Karamayın, kıyayın!
27:22Kıyayın!
27:22Ha!
27:23Bebe, bebe, bebe, uutu.
27:26Ne?
27:27Ne?
27:28Ne?
27:31Ne?
27:35Ne?
27:39Ne?
27:40Ne?
27:40Ne?
27:41Ne?
27:41Ne?
27:41Ne?
27:42Ne?
27:43Ne?
27:44Ne?
27:45Aplauze, aplauze!
27:59I think the Drive Show nailed it too.
28:02That's what a reality TV show looks like to me.
28:05I don't watch it very often, but that's how I feel watching it.
28:08I feel a bit ashamed.
28:10But I think it was great.
28:12Tamam, bu da çok sorunlar.
28:13Ben onu nasıl tanımda?
28:15Ne yapabildi.
28:16Bu yüzey.
28:17Ben, ben ne anladım.
28:20Ben, ben tabii.
28:21Geldi.
28:23Ben, ben.
28:24İlmaintenin.
28:25Ben, ben.
28:26Ben, ben.
28:26Ben, ben, ben, ben.
28:27Ölgelenem.
28:29Ölgülde.
28:32Ölgelen 2020.
28:36Ölgelen.
28:37Ölgelen.
28:37Ölgelen.
28:38Ölgelen.
28:38Ölgelen.
28:39Ölgelen.
28:39Ölgelen.
28:40Ölgelen.
28:41Ölgelen.
28:43Evet.
28:45Evet.
28:46Bu da Jessica.
28:48Bu da Jessica.
28:48Tom Cashman just whispered in my ear that he needs to go and do a shit,
28:51so we're going to have an ad break.
28:53Back soon.
29:08Welcome back to Taskmaster,
29:10where five comedians are in the process of reaping what they sowed.
29:14Lesser time, I think we're due a new task.
29:16We sure are.
29:17And in the words of Michael Jackson to that baby,
29:19let's go to the balcony.
29:33Oh, what a beautiful morning.
29:37Hey, Tom.
29:37It's the afternoon.
29:40Oh, what a beautiful oven.
29:44Hi, Tom.
29:45Hi, Rav.
29:46Mmm, it's nice.
29:47Is it a trap?
29:49No.
29:49If it was a trap, would you say that?
29:50No.
29:51Okay.
29:55Do you want to try that one again?
29:56No.
29:59Precariously dangle something off the balcony.
30:02Your dangle must last at least 30 seconds.
30:06If your dangled thing falls, you were disqualified.
30:10Most precarious dangle wins.
30:12Your dangle begins when you firmly state,
30:15I'm now dangling.
30:17A bonus point will be awarded for the most valuable thing dangled.
30:22You have 10 minutes.
30:23Your time starts now.
30:25I don't really value anything.
30:26Oh, so it's got to be like something valuable,
30:28and it's got to look like it's on something shit,
30:31but it's not shit.
30:33Yeah.
30:34Boom.
30:34Okay.
30:41Just to be clear, getting the envelope out of the ribbon
30:44wasn't supposed to be the heartbeat.
30:46And also, Brett, thanks for explaining the task
30:48to all of our viewers who go to TAFE.
30:52The working class man's hero.
30:54Thank you.
30:54Okay, whose perilous dangling are we going to be looking at first?
30:58The first contestants we've wrangled to dangle
31:00are Anissa, Rove and Joel.
31:02Oh, I know it's valuable, and I know it's precarious.
31:05What's the going price on a GoPro camera?
31:08$322.
31:09That's pretty good.
31:11May I use lollies?
31:13They're very valuable.
31:14How'd it?
31:16What'd you know?
31:17You can find out once I'm dangling.
31:18You'll find out why this is very precarious.
31:20Some people would be terrified if I were to lose these.
31:23This is what I reckon we're going to dangle with?
31:26There's nothing precarious about this.
31:28What's this one?
31:29What's that one?
31:30It's a 12 black.
31:33$650.
31:33Oh, come on!
31:35Are you kidding me?
31:36Here we go.
31:37Oh, that's very precarious.
31:40That's feeling precarious.
31:42Ah, it's not quite precarious enough.
31:45I've got an idea.
31:46Are you a knot guy?
31:48Um...
31:50Yes.
31:51It's dangling off the battery pack,
31:54which is dangling off the apron,
31:56which is dangling off a Viking helmet,
31:58which is dangling off this fake tree.
32:01Okay.
32:02Oh, this is super precarious!
32:05The precariety is increasing.
32:08See, that was a good test.
32:10That's why we have tests.
32:11I'm not changing anything.
32:12There's nothing precarious about this.
32:16There's actually nothing precarious about this.
32:19Good.
32:22Easy does it.
32:23Now I'm dangling.
32:25Is that the line?
32:27Prompt.
32:28Can't help you, unfortunately.
32:31Careful.
32:32Help!
32:32Thank you!
32:33I'm now dangling!
32:34I'm now dangling!
32:36I'm now dangling!
32:38My antidepressants.
32:40Oh.
32:40It's very precarious of a loose eyes.
32:47I don't think anyone's going to find anything more precarious
32:49and dangerous to lose than that.
32:51See?
32:52They're working.
32:58Have you had any Botox or filler?
32:59No.
33:01Have you?
33:01What do you think?
33:04What do you think?
33:07Oh, God.
33:10Oh, God.
33:13Thanks, Tom.
33:15Thanks, Anissa.
33:21So, Anissa, you were jumping a lot between this is precarious,
33:25this is not precarious at all, and often you're talking about
33:28the same object.
33:31I got more of the same item to increase the precarity of it.
33:37Yeah.
33:38And that did not fall because the task was finished.
33:41You said it's over now.
33:43The task wording doesn't say that.
33:45So, your dangle must last at least 30 seconds.
33:47Yeah.
33:47If your dangled thing falls, you are disqualified.
33:50It doesn't say only within that 30 seconds.
33:53I'm displeased with this.
33:57So, Joel, what were you thinking?
33:59Because you were kind of skipping between that you were in a
34:02precarious position if you lost your antidepressants.
34:05You'd be in a precarious position if I lost my antidepressants.
34:10I'm on antidepressants.
34:11I'm very open about that.
34:13And can I just say, compliments to the chef.
34:18There's nothing more precarious and dangling and hanging on
34:21by a thread than my mental health.
34:23So, I have nailed that task.
34:26Well, I looked it up and because of Australia's fantastic
34:29pharmaceutical benefit scheme.
34:31Antidepressants are very cheap.
34:32$30.
34:33Oh, so I shouldn't be depressed anymore.
34:34Is that what you're saying?
34:36Just because I can afford it, I shouldn't be depressed anymore.
34:39All the shit that's happened in my life.
34:42It's a task of that value.
34:44And if I had all the power in the world,
34:46I would make you not depressed anymore, yes.
34:49You're not doing a very good job of it right now!
34:53What I'm more concerned about is, it doesn't weigh much
34:56and it was just tied very firmly with a piece of string.
34:58That did not feel precarious.
35:00Have you seen these wrists?
35:02Reagan thinks she got it from a kangaroo.
35:04She got it from the gay community.
35:08So, Rove, what I enjoyed was, you did come up with,
35:11I would say, it was something very precarious.
35:13Well, the precarity scale was off the chart.
35:16Yeah.
35:17But what I really enjoyed was, it didn't work,
35:20and you didn't change your thing, and you still went with it.
35:23Well, that was part of the thrill of it, Tom.
35:25And it was...
35:27Bit...
35:28Bit...
35:28Bit...
35:29Bit...
35:31Ooh!
35:33Rove, Rove, Rove, Rove, Rove.
35:34No.
35:35Hey, Rove.
35:36No.
35:37I would say you are in a very precarious position right now.
35:41Rove, you probably don't remember,
35:42it's really hard to host a show.
35:52If anyone gets too worked up,
35:53I've got some stuff in my dressing room that'll sort you all out.
35:56Alright.
35:57Let's see some more dangling Cashman.
35:59He's been dangling hair over the back of his neck for years,
36:02so this one should be a lay-up.
36:03It's Brett Blake.
36:09That looks expensive.
36:11What can I dangle it with?
36:12You're a knot guy?
36:13Yeah, but my knots are really good.
36:15Hey, Tom.
36:17Yeah?
36:17How good are you at knots?
36:19Not very good.
36:20That's expensive,
36:21and you tying a knot would be shit.
36:29There's no real good rigging point.
36:31Isn't there a wire on the back?
36:32It doesn't look really secure though, does it?
36:38That's really put a spanner in the work, hasn't it?
36:41That was good.
36:42That was sick, dude.
36:43Grab that end of that rope.
36:45Right, I want you to feed that rope through there.
36:48Great work.
36:49You're doing well.
36:50Now, the rabbit comes out of the hole.
36:52Where's the rabbit?
36:52That's the rabbit.
36:53Oh, this is the rabbit.
36:54That's the hole.
36:54So come out of the hole, and then pull this one.
36:56That looks like a rabbit now.
36:57No, it just...
36:58We've got two minutes.
36:59Can you just, buddy, do it?
37:01Sorry?
37:01Yeah.
37:02So I guess we just, you know...
37:07I am now dangling!
37:13Just kidding.
37:15I'm happy with that.
37:18Nah.
37:19I better respect Tom.
37:20He's done well, you know?
37:23To earn this job.
37:31Thanks, Brad.
37:41You know what?
37:41It was a great concept, because you're good at tying knots,
37:44and you decided that...
37:46Tom, he admitted he wasn't good at tying knots,
37:48but then you proceeded to show him how to tie a really good knot.
37:51Yeah.
37:52The rope was shit, you actually didn't do a correct version of that knot,
37:56and it still held.
37:58So, precarious.
37:59If you need the number for a doctor baby boy, like,
38:01just let me know, I'll hook you up after.
38:03Oh, trust me, I'm very well medicated.
38:06LAUGHTER
38:06The knot was really good, it worked really well,
38:08but it all doesn't really matter, because it fell on the ground.
38:11Well...
38:11Yay! With me!
38:13LAUGHTER
38:13No, so that's another DQ, unfortunately.
38:16OK.
38:16Well, I guess I have to give out some scores.
38:19Art.
38:20Oh.
38:22Excuse me?
38:24Was yours that bad?
38:26Let's just have a...
38:27You'll...
38:27No.
38:28Let's...
38:28Go on.
38:29Tom.
38:31Thank God you're here.
38:32Thank you.
38:34Finally!
38:35Some respect.
38:36Thank you.
38:36No, he's right.
38:37Hosting's really, really hard.
38:39Do you...
38:39Do you want me to help?
38:41LAUGHTER
38:42Can you throw to the ad break, please?
38:43Because I'm sick of doing it.
38:45Oh, sure.
38:45Time to sell some ads.
38:46We'll be back with more Taskmaster Australia right after this.
39:02Welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're watching our comedians
39:06do a Romeo and Juliet and engage in risky behaviour on a balcony.
39:10That's correct.
39:11Our contestants are dangling something off a balcony.
39:13Most precarious dangle wins and there's an extra point for most valuable thing dangled.
39:18Up last, she's the only contestant who didn't ask for a definition of the word precarious.
39:22It's Celia Pakola.
39:23Let's get dangling, Tom.
39:25Can I cook some spaghetti?
39:26How fast can I cook spaghetti?
39:28How does the spaghetti come into it?
39:29Because it's going to break.
39:31Cook spaghetti is very weak for dangling.
39:33You know what all of the internet is trying to get from everyone?
39:37It's my attention.
39:39I think my attention is probably the most valuable thing that I've got.
39:41Wow.
39:41Some people get very mad when you put the pasture in before the water is boiling.
39:45I know.
39:45I know.
39:46I know.
39:46But I don't have time for it to boil.
39:48How long have I got?
39:48I really think this is going to work.
39:49Five minutes and eight seconds.
39:50Just as a backup, I'm going to loosely dangle this gold pelican.
39:54Okay.
39:55Which I assume is real gold.
39:57So that's very valuable.
39:58It's not real gold.
39:58You don't know that.
40:03That's not cooked enough.
40:05How long have I got?
40:06Three minutes and 26 seconds.
40:08I feel like this isn't going to be heavy enough.
40:10Could I write my attention on something heavier?
40:12Tiny pot?
40:13What do we reckon?
40:14I mean, that's the most pathetic thing I've ever seen in my whole life.
40:21Oh.
40:22Okay.
40:2320 seconds.
40:25Um, um.
40:2612 seconds.
40:27If.
40:27Seven.
40:28Okay.
40:29Six.
40:29Oh no.
40:30Five.
40:31Four.
40:31Three.
40:33Two.
40:33I am now dangling.
40:38Oh.
40:45I forgot.
40:46Why didn't you bite me?
40:47Because I was trying to make it more precarious and I did.
40:52Yep.
40:52Like really too much.
40:54Oh God.
40:55Anyone want my attention while we're at it?
40:57No?
40:58Okay.
41:04So, the spaghetti was very precarious.
41:07I like the look of that.
41:07Why'd you change?
41:08What you're looking at there is a series of excellent ideas.
41:13Perfectly executed.
41:15No notes.
41:16Well, I think the wool was also a great idea.
41:18I know.
41:19I can tell you that it was definitely the most precarious.
41:22But the problem was, it snapped.
41:25It didn't snap.
41:26I bit it in half with my teeth.
41:28That's what I did.
41:29I was like, this looks too stable.
41:30And I was trying to like, you know in like Indiana Jones movies where like a rope goes
41:33toink, toink, toink, toink.
41:35Celia just bit it like an animal.
41:37Like an animal.
41:39So how many points do I get?
41:40Uh, none.
41:42So really I'm just judging Joel and Rove.
41:45Yeah.
41:45I call that's very easy for me.
41:47Rove's was far more precarious.
41:48Okay.
41:48So four points for Joel, five points for Rove.
41:50That's right.
41:53We also need a bonus point.
41:54So what's more valuable, Joel's mental health or a GoPro?
42:01The most valuable object for all five of them was easily the antidepressants.
42:05Okay.
42:06One point for Joel.
42:12All right.
42:12But how does that affect our episode scores?
42:14Well, we've got Brett in fifth place on eight points.
42:17But Joel is in front with 14 points.
42:19All right, everyone.
42:23Nearly there.
42:23Head on up to the stage so we can all get out of here.
42:26Up you go.
42:31All right, Cashman, who's reading the task?
42:34Rove will read the task.
42:35All right.
42:38Either grate an entire block of cheese, eat a quarter of it.
42:43Oh.
42:45Or hit Tom with half of it.
42:50If you throw it at Tom, you must throw underarm.
42:54Joel, you and me, golden.
42:56Yes.
42:58You may not move from behind your table and your table may not move.
43:04Fastest wins.
43:05I've got a question.
43:06Are you wearing a cup?
43:09And if so, is it for the task?
43:13I'm not wearing a cup.
43:14That's actually a very astute question.
43:16The reason I'm not wearing a cup is I will be facing that way.
43:19Please begin.
43:33Don't hit the cameras.
43:35Should've eaten it.
43:44You got it, mate.
43:45You got it.
43:47You got it.
43:47You got it.
43:51It's really good.
43:52It's got protein in it.
43:55Watch out.
43:57Watch out.
43:59Watch out.
44:00Watch out.
44:02Is this just not relevant anymore?
44:08You can blow your whistle.
44:14All right.
44:15Well, I must say, due to cost of living, all that cheese that we had to purchase really blew
44:19our budget, so we need some ads to pay for it.
44:21See you soon.
44:33Hello, and welcome back to Taskmaster, where we're about to find out who's going to be
44:37walking away with the most handsome prize bill in history if you just squint at it.
44:43Unfortunately, we're all out of task, so it's time to tot up the scores and see who's
44:46won.
44:47Who won the live task, Lester Tom?
44:49Well, as you saw, and I didn't.
44:51Brett hit me immediately.
44:52Celia hit me not long after that.
44:53Then there was a grating race between Rove and Anissa.
44:56Anissa finished first, but actually, I'd like to maybe show you something.
45:00You don't really have to.
45:02You don't need to show anything.
45:05Some regular grating there.
45:07And then...
45:21Why are you making a black woman work?
45:26So Anissa is disqualified for her cheating.
45:29That means Anissa gets zero.
45:31Joel gets two points.
45:32Rove gets three.
45:33Celia gets four.
45:33But Brett wins the task by picking it at me with five points.
45:37I knew I'd know ya.
45:39Okay, so adding it all up, you little human calculator, who won the episode?
45:43Well, Anissa gets punished for her cheating ways.
45:45She's in last place with ten points.
45:47But the winner of tonight's episode is Celia with 17 points!
45:53Congratulations Celia!
45:54Head to the stage and claim your things that sort of, kind of, maybe a little bit look like me.
45:59Off you go!
46:00Woo!
46:04Well there we go.
46:05Please give one more warm cheer to our winner, Celia!
46:09Good night!
46:10Yeah!
46:11Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
46:20Ha!
46:23Absolutely.
46:24Good night!
46:24Good night!
46:25It was me!
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