00:00Would you give up your pinky if I told you that Jackson Dart, John Harbaugh, and Donald Trump are all
00:04on the parade float after they win the Super Bowl this upcoming season?
00:08No, I've seen two Super Bowls. You're not taking a pinky.
00:11Really?
00:11You're not taking...
00:12You know why, Evan? Because I'm not one of these guys on radio that's just going to say something for
00:16shock value.
00:17Think about what you're saying.
00:19Give me my appendages.
00:21It's a pinky!
00:22I love the Giants.
00:23I told you I can't wipe without it.
00:26But you can!
00:28You don't need your pinky for that.
00:31Evan, I'm going to say something, and this is not offensive at all, but have you ever shook somebody's hand
00:35who's missing a finger?
00:36I don't... If I did, I didn't realize it.
00:39It's a little awkward and uncomfortable. I don't want people feeling awkward and uncomfortable every time they shake my hand.
00:43Ranger Stanley Cup, would you give up a pinky?
00:45No.
00:46Really?
00:47No.
00:47I kind of question you as a fan now.
00:50Because it's just...
00:50Why does fandom have to involve giving up appendages?
00:53That's the one thing, man. I don't want to give up my body parts at all.
00:56Wow, so now I feel alone in this.
00:58Do you think Big Mac would give up a pinky for a Yankee World Series?
01:00I think Big Mac would say that.
01:02But you don't think he would do it?
01:03No, and I don't think you would ultimately do it either.
01:05Of course I would.
01:06I don't think you would.
01:06Dude, I'd give up my pinky toe, and I know that that's riskier.
01:09Evan, it's just a pinky until you show up to the doctor's office, and they come in with their scrubs,
01:13and they start putting the numbing agent on it.
01:14And then you think to yourself, what the hell am I going to think about this Met World Series in
01:17December while I'm sitting here pinky-less?
01:19I'm not going to think about my pinky, that's for sure.
01:22I'll be well past that.
01:23Pinky, am I right?
01:24No, you're absolutely right.
01:26It's fine in the moment, but much later you're going to be like, why in the hell did I cut
01:30my pinky off?
01:31In theory, you want me to tell you, take everything away?
01:33Yeah, that's how bad I want a championship, but actually no, I don't want body parts cut off.
01:36How come you don't have a pinky?
01:39Well, you know, back in the day, son.
01:41So Ronnie Lott wanted a championship more than you and I?
01:46Because Ronnie Lott cut off the tip.
01:48You want to take the tip of my pinky?
01:50Fine, you're not losing the whole pinky.
01:52What the hell's the difference? Once the tip is gone, the rest of it's useless.
01:55That only exists with one appendage, not the pinky.
01:58How do you know? If that tip is gone, what's the difference? It's just a stub just hanging out.
02:02But I can still wrap a golf club and a baseball bat and wipe my tush?
02:05First of all, wrapping a baseball bat?
02:06Dude, you're an overweight 37-year-old.
02:09Do you really need to swing a bat anymore?
02:11How dare you?
02:11I'm being real.
02:12How dare you?
02:13I love baseball. I used to play baseball every Sunday in a league I started called Twitter Baseball.
02:16I still love to make believe I'm swinging a bat.
02:18I love it. I love playing. I love being active.
02:20I think I can give it up.
02:22Like, it's not that big of a deal.
02:24I can play with my girls. They throw me pitches. I hit. I like doing that.
02:28Now I can't wrap a bat? Sorry, sweetheart.
02:30Daddy can't hit off you today because he gave up a pinky to see a Stanley Cup.
02:35You know how stupid that is?
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