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00:04Yep, thank you. That's all good.
00:07Very much for keeping a low profile.
00:09Just wanted to see you get in your hands, darling.
00:14Er, so, who had the say for them?
00:17Because I saw Grant coming out of the B&B, you know, with all this stuff.
00:20I'm guessing you didn't top and take.
00:21I stayed at Vicky's, but thanks for the heads up.
00:37No, thanks, we're out of milk.
00:49Zach?
00:50Yeah?
00:50Remind me again why you can't do the catering for this wedding.
00:53I've got my best man duties. I've got a speech to think about, haven't I?
00:56I can't be thinking about canapes and gluten-free options.
00:59We've got gluten-free options.
01:00Yeah, not gluten-free.
01:02Can I take that?
01:03Yeah, knock yourself out.
01:04Go on.
01:04Well, come on, I need to get these in the freezer.
01:08You know what I find really weird?
01:10What's that?
01:11Well, you know, Zach being best man.
01:13No, no, listen, I ain't got anything to guess what, because he's grown on me.
01:16But, you know, it wasn't that long ago that Vicky was with Spencer.
01:20I mean, I think that...
01:21And, you know, I'm just thinking,
01:23one day I'd like to be best man for Spencer.
01:25You would always be my best man.
01:27Will that do?
01:28Beggars can't be choosers.
01:30Here, did you get this from the medusta?
01:33Look, it's got a hole in it.
01:34Listen, that's you tripping over your own feet,
01:36staring at that blonde bird with a massive...
01:38She was blonde.
01:38Can I take some time after this morning, please?
01:40Yeah, of course you can.
01:42Have a bit all right?
01:44Yeah.
01:45Yeah, it's all right.
01:46It's really good, actually.
01:47I'll see you in a bit.
01:48Yeah.
01:48All right, come on.
01:49I need to get these in the freezer.
02:05What the hell are you doing?
02:13Can you, er, help me out with this one?
02:18Letter in the alphabet comes before you.
02:20Comes before you?
02:23It's T.
02:24Go on, then.
02:25You'll make it one, I'll have one.
02:26I hate you.
02:28Grant!
02:29Er, what's the name of that actor?
02:32You know, the one who was in, um, A-Team and Rocky III?
02:35Mr...
02:36Nice try.
02:38You're going to at least move some of your stuff out of the way.
02:40It's my home, not a doss-house.
02:43All right, give it a chance.
02:44Come on.
02:48What's this problem?
02:50Oh, I don't know.
02:50I'm not a detective, but maybe he's a crippling hangover.
02:54Or his regret of being knocked back by Linda.
02:57Or, um...
02:58Or maybe his embarrassment.
03:00Of being smacked in the face by his own flesh and blood.
03:03Oh.
03:04Don't worry about it.
03:05Ben's it made me for now?
03:07Call it rites of passage.
03:12Well, if you think they've got something to do with the break-ins,
03:14you need to hand them in to the police.
03:16No.
03:16Not enough on their own, are they?
03:18I'll be clever, Cindy.
03:19Wait until I've got enough on him.
03:21Who?
03:22Who do you think?
03:23Mark?
03:24I saw him just now.
03:26Talking to Lauren.
03:28Just as she's managed to magic another load of motors out of her backside,
03:31definitely up for something.
03:32Hold on.
03:33Those classic cars that got torched.
03:35No, is it General Weiss or Sardley?
03:38No, we're here now.
03:39Come on.
03:44It's tomorrow.
03:45The bins.
03:46Bank holiday.
03:47Should have got a letter.
03:48What are you doing here?
03:49We, er, what is the word about, er, Mark?
03:53Well, tough.
03:53He ain't here.
03:54Oh, blimey.
03:56Avon ladies ain't what I remember.
03:58You know what I feel?
04:00These are Marks, aren't they?
04:02What do you want, a reward?
04:03I found them in a car lot.
04:06Day after someone punched a hole in the wall, probably after trying to get into the safe.
04:10What, and you think it was Mark?
04:12Based on what?
04:14No, if you don't mind.
04:15I wonder what the police would say about that.
04:17Especially if it's the same detectives looking into the arson case.
04:21Oh, you've heard about that, have you?
04:23I've heard enough.
04:24Listen, I've done you a favour, Phil, yeah?
04:26A common courtesy.
04:28Giving Mark a chance to explain himself.
04:30But no, if you don't mind, do that, it's fine.
04:32I'll go to the police.
04:34I'm serious.
04:34Yeah, so am I.
04:36That's why I'm asking you nicely.
04:37Call it a common courtesy.
04:45Let's go.
04:49We are not dropping this.
05:02Er, you ever say we had a new lodger?
05:05It's Mark.
05:05He had some kind of kick-off with Grant last night.
05:08Don't ask.
05:09Well, at least he could have tidied up after himself.
05:11Trust me, that is tidy for him.
05:13All right, you lot.
05:14Oh, just a man.
05:15Want to talk to you about tonight?
05:17Nah, not now, mate.
05:17I've got something on.
05:18What, my important end of your past man duties?
05:20Well, yeah.
05:21This time it is.
05:22Well, at least tell me that you put the stripper.
05:24I mean, I love you, mate,
05:25but I don't want to sit through your magic mic routine,
05:26especially not in an allotment shed.
05:28Those days are well over, mate.
05:30See you in a bit.
05:32Erm, does this look like a student house to you?
05:36It's been, like, ten minutes.
05:39You've got a lifetime of this to look forward to, you know.
05:41But, actually, it was me that was kicking off.
05:44Huh.
05:45You've got a lifetime of this to look forward to, you know.
05:48And I got you a coffee to thank you for your hospitality.
05:52From the cafe, where I work, where I get them for free.
05:56She gets them for free?
05:57Well, don't mind if I do.
05:59So, erm, is this it then, babe?
06:01Is this the last time I get to see you?
06:03Is this an unmarried spinster?
06:04You call me a spinster again and it'll be the last time I see you with two working...
06:08Sorry, bother, Bill?
06:10Here.
06:11Hello, Kev.
06:12Hello.
06:14Zach, stripper's here, Ali.
06:16Hello, you cheeky sod.
06:18Right, I've just checked in that I'm covering everything for tonight, OK?
06:23So I have got drinks, nibbles, games.
06:26I've told the girls to wait for five o'clock, which probably means Kim and Kat are getting her around
06:30about six.
06:31So, oh, no, something's happened, innit?
06:35What?
06:35No, no.
06:37I want to run something by you.
06:39Oh, yeah?
06:45What is this not familiar?
06:47Probably because it was my dad's.
06:49Yeah, that's right.
06:50Someone's shower found her on the market just before they dredged the canal.
06:54Blimey, Tender's ring.
06:55It's worth at least a grand.
06:58Enough for a semi-decent honeymoon, at least.
07:02Oh, and Sharon's all right with that, is she?
07:06Vicky, you can't go selling the family silver and not tell her.
07:09It's my dad, too.
07:12You know, Ross has worked his socks off to pay for this wedding.
07:15I want him to know that, you know, it's not gone unnoticed.
07:19And that's the only reason, is it?
07:22Listen, this ain't me judging, but, you know, guilt, it can be a powerful motivator.
07:29Right.
07:30Thanks, Kath.
07:31Oh, look, I'm sorry.
07:33You asked for my advice, all right?
07:36Right, well, I will see you later, then.
07:43Hey, Tina.
07:45You got a minute?
07:46You OK?
07:48Yeah, I'll be fine.
07:49I'll catch you up, yeah?
07:50What?
07:57Eddie's asked me to take him to the restaurant for dinner.
07:59Like that.
08:01I told you.
08:03If you want to play carer, then that's up to you.
08:07But it doesn't mean that I'm going to spend a second in his company.
08:11Right.
08:12See you later.
08:19Vicky?
08:21Vicky?
08:25Vicky?
08:28Sorry, there should be a sign on the window saying no religious callers.
08:31I need to speak to your brother.
08:33Do I look like his secretary?
08:35He ain't here.
08:36Right, fine.
08:37If you see him, tell him I've found his keys, yeah?
08:39Yeah, well, if you see him first, feel free to remind him that his sister's getting married
08:43in the morning.
08:48What am I going to do, Ben?
08:50No clue, mate.
08:51If I'd slept with my girlfriend's brother, I couldn't even look her in the eye.
08:57So, yeah, the aquarium's a blanket note from me.
09:00Lifetime ban.
09:02I'm going to need some context.
09:04Yeah, go on, Osk.
09:05Give us some context.
09:08Penny, uh, wanting to take Louie and Jimmy out for the day.
09:13Dry run for when she finally pops, right?
09:15Mm-hmm.
09:15But the aquarium's out of the question for me.
09:19Mm.
09:19Yeah, so back to square one.
09:22Right, well, I will leave you guys to it.
09:25Daddy daycare.
09:26Cute.
09:27Where are you going, then?
09:29No idea.
09:30But I tell you, it won't be, and that's Madame Tussauds, the private members area at Wimbledon,
09:34or the 590 feet of Deborah Meaden.
09:37From Dragonstown.
09:38Don't ask.
09:40She dather.
09:41Plans tonight?
09:42I've got tickets to this techno-rave in an old bank vault.
09:44Line-up looks class.
09:46Can't.
09:47Working.
09:48Do you know who you could take, though?
09:50Josh.
09:51He has a terrible taste in music, too.
09:53Come on!
09:54Yeah, thing is, yeah, um, I already said someone else can have the ticket, if you could make it,
10:00obviously.
10:00Oh, yeah?
10:01Who?
10:03Uh...
10:07Wayne.
10:09It's Will.
10:10You like raves?
10:11Of course he does.
10:12Right little gremlin, this one, right?
10:13You know, you were buzzing for a ticket, weren't you?
10:16Yeah, well, I prefer rats and music, matey.
10:18Yeah, I'm well up for a messy one.
10:20Yes!
10:21Woo!
10:22Yeah, boy.
10:22My guy.
10:24Promise I'd be his wingman, you know.
10:26Promise is a promise, right?
10:29So I guess you'll have to apologise to your brother the old-fashioned way.
10:33Fine.
10:34Yeah.
10:35I'm gonna go get a tea.
10:47Oh.
10:48Did the big scary man frighten you?
10:51Why are you talking to me like I'm a kid for?
10:55Fair enough.
10:57Why has Max got your keys?
11:01I don't like lying for you.
11:02So whatever it is you've done...
11:04I was wondering when I was gonna get a lecture.
11:06Oh, does right here, right now work for you?
11:08Because I am getting married tomorrow.
11:09I've got a million things to do,
11:11none of which are helped by you fighting in the street with your dad,
11:13upsetting the neighbours,
11:14and sleeping off a hangover on my sofa.
11:16Since when did you sign up to the Grant Mitchell fan club, eh?
11:18Yeah, fair enough.
11:20Not the top of my Christmas card list, but he's your dad, Mark.
11:24Just sort it.
11:25And Max.
11:41Lauren, we've got a problem.
11:45Could you be so careless with your keys, Mark?
11:47I'm supposed to be the rookie here.
11:49I've got to go.
11:52Well, I wasn't interrupting anything, was I?
11:54Er, no.
11:55No, just a potential new supplier, that's all.
11:58I didn't think you needed a new one.
12:02So, you had a delivery.
12:05You kept that quiet.
12:07Well, you should see what I paid for him.
12:10Right, you all set for later?
12:12Yeah?
12:14I'm, er, thinking of doing a little speech,
12:16but I don't want it to be, like, self-indulgent.
12:18No, that'd be fine.
12:20This new supplier, Lauren,
12:21ain't got nothing to do with Mark Fowler, is it?
12:24Only I saw you with him earlier.
12:26No.
12:27No, he was just passing by.
12:30Right, then Priya said he was helping you sell a motor last week,
12:33so what was he, just passing by then as well, was he?
12:35If you've got something to say, just say it.
12:37All right, it's trouble.
12:38Jack rankings he's dodgy, Priya says the same,
12:40and then I find his keys in here, next to the safe,
12:43after a break-in.
12:45So what are you doing? What, are you sleeping with him?
12:46No, Dad, I'm not sleeping with him.
12:48That's the result.
12:49Cindy owes me a tenner.
12:51Doesn't explain the keys, though, does it?
12:53Well, fine, Mark has been helping me with the classic cars, right?
12:57So he probably just dropped his keys when he brought the cars over
13:01or when he was bringing in invoices or something.
13:03I don't know.
13:04Yeah, that's what you're saying, Lauren.
13:05What, nothing to see here, yeah?
13:07What, so you think Mark had something to do with the stolen cars?
13:11Why would he take all of that time to do them up
13:14just to set fire to him?
13:16It don't make sense, Dad.
13:17And anyway, it wasn't Mark because he was with Sam that night.
13:20Why did you know that?
13:23Because I asked him.
13:24Why would you ask him that, Lauren?
13:27See, see, you'd only ask him that if you thought it was him.
13:30Go on, tell me I'm wrong.
13:31Even if I did, yeah, it wasn't him because he had an alibi.
13:35Oh, an alibi, yeah, yeah, yeah, you said.
13:38Who's that?
13:38It's Aunty.
13:40You just wake up, Lauren, all right?
13:41Just give your head a little wobble.
13:42Dad, I...
13:43No, I've had enough of this, all right?
13:44Your name might be above the door now, but I'm telling you.
13:47The buck stops with me, Lauren.
13:59I thought I'd prefer to booze it, to be honest.
14:02These fusion places can be a bit poncy.
14:07Give me some spit and sawdust any day.
14:10But this is nice.
14:12You done good.
14:15So what do you want?
14:16If I'm in a bit, I should do it.
14:20Gina not coming, then?
14:22No, no, she's working.
14:25You always were a lousy liar.
14:29At least I can count on you.
14:31Show a bit of humility, some forgiveness.
14:35Don't push it, Dave.
14:39So, what do you recommend?
14:46Well, specials.
14:47We've got shepherd's pie with a Garnet and twist.
14:51Yeah.
14:52Right.
14:53Let's see if you can improve on a classic, then, shall we?
14:58No.
14:59It's just easier to blend.
15:01Make sure you don't choke.
15:06That's your turn.
15:07Well, well, well.
15:10Nicola's been trying to call you about IV.
15:12She's got a bit of a temperature and it's probably fine,
15:13but Nicola's panicking and she's gone off here, Nick.
15:16I've got to go.
15:17Uh, you chose, sir.
15:18Got me favourite granddaughter to look after me.
15:21No, no, that's not happening.
15:22No way.
15:24I get it.
15:25Could you just get him up?
15:27You don't have to sit with him.
15:29Please.
15:31Get him across the square, yeah?
15:33Well, I turned invisible all of a sudden.
15:35Just behave yourself.
15:38Fine.
15:39Yeah?
15:40Yeah, can you just go before I change my mind, Dan?
15:42All right, OK.
15:44Yeah, I'm on my way.
15:48So, your dad tells me you're with one of Nicola's boys.
15:53Talk about a blended family, eh?
16:06I bet we could go somewhere else if you want.
16:10It's just last minute.
16:11I think the food's decent, though.
16:12It's good it's been our chef here.
16:13It's fine.
16:15Just relax.
16:18Thanks.
16:26I know she's your daughter, but do you really think she's the right choice of partner to go into business
16:31with?
16:31It's that easy to pull the wool over her eyes.
16:33Well, what can I do?
16:35I mean, Sam's giving him an alibi, isn't she?
16:38We're just closing ranks.
16:40Then we play them at their own game.
16:43Hello, all for police, please.
16:45Yeah, I'd like to report a crime.
16:48It's taken me a long time to get my head around it, but I could have sworn I saw Mark
16:53Fowler Jr.
16:54torching some classic cars on the evening of the 14th of May.
17:00And like those stolen cars, the alibi goes up in smoke.
17:05Why didn't you do that?
17:07Lie to the police?
17:09For us, yeah.
17:10It's not just your livelihood at stake.
17:12It's Peter's, too.
17:15You're good.
17:17I'll give you that.
17:18Taken you long enough.
17:28Kat.
17:29I'm, um, sorry about yesterday.
17:32No, it's fine.
17:34Leaving us already?
17:35Yeah, the sunlit uplands of Portugal are calling me.
17:39You'll be back.
17:40Me and Alfie tried the old expat thing, yet here we are.
17:43I wouldn't count on it.
17:45Every time we leave this place, there's one thing less to come back for.
17:59Hey.
18:01Hey.
18:03Look about yesterday.
18:05What, you, uh, you turning me down, you mean?
18:09Do you realise how drunk you were?
18:11I mean, sleeping with you was the last thing on my mind.
18:14That didn't mean you had to move out.
18:16No.
18:17It was fine.
18:18In the state I was in, it was the last thing you needed.
18:20Particularly, you know, your past.
18:24Have you spoken to Mark?
18:26No.
18:27Are you going to?
18:29Look, you help me sort things out with Johnny, it's only fair I do the same.
18:35I only met your mum once, but I've heard a lot about her.
18:38Oh, well, if it came from Sharon, I'd take it with a truckload of salt.
18:43I heard that she stuck by you all and always had your backs.
18:47It was the same with me and Mick.
18:49Yeah, didn't matter how many times our kids messed up and they...
18:52And they did, you know, a lot.
18:55We never turned our backs on them.
18:57Do you really think it's that simple?
19:01When it comes to your kids, yeah, I do.
19:04You never give up and you never stop trying,
19:07even when they're the ones making it seem impossible.
19:11Or don't you practice what you preach?
19:20Take care, Grant.
19:26And thank you for...
19:29reminding me of who I am.
19:31Sorry, I messed it up, but it's a habit of mine.
19:34Oh, you weren't that bad.
19:36In another life, you, me, this place, who knows?
19:49Oh, look, what do you mean you haven't wrote nothing?
19:51Well, the grooms is just, you know, thank yous and everyone.
19:54Look how beautiful my new wife is.
19:56Yeah, it's the best man's.
19:57That's the youngest bit I ever want to get.
19:58No, no, no, no.
19:59You have got to put more meat on the buns than that.
20:01Take it from me.
20:02I am a seasoned pro.
20:03I'm not sure multiple weddings makes you a seasoned pro, Ian.
20:09I'll have you know, right, my nuptials was top-notch.
20:13It was the actual marriages that I fell a little bit short on.
20:15Right, I will see you later in the man's shed.
20:17Bring your notes.
20:18I will bring my red pen.
20:19Oh, I can't wait, mate.
20:21You're back early.
20:23Yeah, I managed to wrangle half a day.
20:24Oh.
20:25But I don't see many of them on the table
20:26once we break ground on this new shopping centre.
20:28Why?
20:30You won't do the run, are you?
20:33Oh, OK, look, I wasn't going to tell you now,
20:36but seeing as you're here...
20:42Well, I'd say robbing the bank was pretty obvious, but, yeah...
20:47I've worn some of Dad's old jewellery at the Cash for Gold place.
20:50It's nearly two grand.
20:53That's enough to claw back the money for the venue.
20:55And your dress.
20:56Yeah.
20:58Or a couple of weeks in Menorca.
21:02I ain't serious, Vic.
21:03Yeah.
21:05I don't know what to say.
21:06I mean, that's just...
21:08Oh.
21:10Hey, Barn.
21:11Yeah?
21:11Don't know where Zach is, do you?
21:12He's swerving me coals.
21:13Probably because he's on a date.
21:14He's on a date?
21:15Oh, right.
21:16Who with?
21:17I don't know.
21:19He's on a date.
21:20Get off.
21:24Wow, I can't believe how grown-up she looks.
21:27I know.
21:28I know.
21:29Walking and talking.
21:31Oh, well, Dolly looks all right, I know.
21:33Oh.
21:34No, stop.
21:35Leave Britney alone.
21:37It's me.
21:38You look happy, though.
21:41Really happy bit.
21:42Yeah.
21:42Well, I hope so.
21:50It's good to see her.
21:51Yeah.
21:52You too.
21:54I'm not going to lie after the last time you spoke.
21:56Let me know.
21:58Please don't.
21:59You don't have to deal with that.
21:59I know you're probably killing him at the minute,
22:02and as I say, the kids that they say look like they're having a lot of fun.
22:07Are you really happy doing all on your own when you could be right here?
22:10Zach, stop.
22:11Why?
22:13Why?
22:14We could have it so good.
22:16We could have our friendly mate family.
22:17Because I'm seeing someone else.
22:28Wait.
22:33What?
22:36You've messed up things pretty badly around here.
22:38Well, so you're allowed to get up to Walshaws when it comes to me dipping my toe in?
22:42Dipping your toe?
22:44Are you serious?
22:46Fine, you can call it whatever you want.
22:47Fact is, you carry on like this,
22:51you'll either end up doing a serious stretch inside,
22:54or being dragged out of the Thames.
22:59Now, I've got another option for you.
23:02Come to Portugal with me.
23:05Are you joking?
23:07Look, I know I screwed up badly yesterday, and I'm sorry,
23:11but this could be our last chance to get to know each other.
23:15Have you lost your mind?
23:32I know you're going to be the first time.
23:43Don't care about the champagne, Lauren.
23:45I mean your dad. What are the updates?
23:47Oh, well, I've tried, but he's really got it in for you.
23:50He reckons it was you that tortured the cast.
23:52Trying ain't good enough. You need to call him off, Lauren.
23:54What's the big deal?
23:56You didn't do anything, except you ain't got nothing to hide, have you?
23:59Yes, I know.
24:01But what did we replace it with?
24:02Hmm?
24:03Where do you think that one come from?
24:06Do you think that you can afford Jimmy's new nursery
24:08without doing what we're doing?
24:09You know I can't.
24:10Exactly.
24:11And the more he keeps digging, the worse it is.
24:14For both of us.
24:33I'm bored.
24:35Just on my phone a minute, Janet.
24:37I'll see Mum later.
24:38Not tonight, sweetheart. I'm toiling up.
24:40And could I speak?
24:42No.
24:43No, no, no, you don't have to do that.
24:45Your brother will take you, won't you, Will?
24:48Do I have to do tonight?
24:49I've got plans later.
24:50Have I got?
24:51Well, sometimes you all have to change plans, Will.
24:55Hello, darling.
24:56How are you feeling?
24:59Yeah.
25:00No, Will and Janet are just getting ready to come and see you.
25:05No, I'm not going out.
25:13Good round.
25:14Good round.
25:15Save some.
25:16It's funny coloured champagne.
25:18Orange wine slacks.
25:19Bang on trend, too.
25:20Well done, sis.
25:21It's actually peach cider.
25:23All that I've got.
25:24It's cheap, too.
25:26Oh, I wonder why.
25:28Right, er, sorry.
25:29Hello.
25:30Er, if I could just have your attention for a second,
25:33promised to keep it short and sweet um well when i found out that jay was selling this place i
25:41was
25:42in proper panic mode so to be standing here as co-owner it really is a pinch me moment
25:51i couldn't have done it on my own um peter priya even oscar
25:58yeah you've all kept me going but there is someone very special that i need to thank and
26:08well that's my new business partner my dad
26:17so with all that said i would just like to introduce you to the new
26:36oh here he is the scarlet pimpernel
26:47what's that then you've been avoiding me why would i do that eh well that's the million
26:54dollar question isn't it oh go on let's hear it oh look again look looks confident didn't it yeah
27:00i mean why wouldn't he it's not like anybody in this family has a history of crime is it
27:05it's not like the mitchell's to lie to the police is it give them a false alibi prove it
27:13what if we can what are you talking about dad
27:18we know you stole those cars because i saw you do it is that true of course it's not true
27:25she's lying
27:25lauren mark's right she's lying mark didn't torch those cars
27:36i did
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