00:00I slept well last night for the first time in like a week and a half man really that make a
00:11difference yeah it does holy smokes I did not okay nor I yeah yeah yeah three o'clock bottle
00:19oh yeah the bottle times god I remember those it's like the dreaded nudge from my wife yeah
00:25growing boy needs milky
00:55just feed you and I'll sacrifice my sleep and speaking of that Jason are you ready for round
01:01two nope no my god no no no uh what what is your uh second little bundle expected on the scene
01:12uh sometime in July sometime in July yeah so your enjoy Scott is now two and a bit two and a bit
01:21yeah two and a bit I'm excitedly uh terrified I guess is the best way to describe it yeah it's
01:26easier the second time around didn't you find Chuck well you just don't care well as much yeah but the
01:31first time around worry as much you realize like they're gonna go to sleep that's it they're gonna
01:36wake up the next day there's not as much panic and nervousness involved right your biggest thing was
01:41you had a girl I don't know what to do it took me three weeks and then I and then I figured it out
01:48I just remember how freaked out you were about having a girl I didn't have any idea it was like
01:52what do you do and then I realized oh I know what to do anything she wants yeah spoil her
01:59yeah it might be we don't know what it's gonna be again it's gonna be a surprise so oh that's cool
02:04so you wanted to know did you yeah I mean I don't even like being surprised for what's like what I'm
02:10gonna eat for dinner you know so yes so this sucks huh I'm not a surprise guy but it means something
02:17to her so I'll wait so you literally won't know until that child pops out of her she's gonna catch
02:24it by herself so I'm not even involved in this one oh my god I'm sorry what well she's a midwife
02:30and she's gonna be a midwife soon she's just gonna catch it by herself that's her dream is to
02:34is to do it it's like you're playing a sport or something that is crazy it sure is this is her
02:42passion I know it is I think it's incredible I cannot imagine will you be in the room or you're
02:49what is I don't understand what that means yeah I'll I'll be in the room but she's gonna reach
02:55down right and like retrieve it retrieve the package the baby by herself are you just gonna
03:02be in the background with like sage and stuff like doing chants and rituals you know um he's
03:08gonna be the corner crying oh yeah I'll uh I don't know what I'll do yeah
03:14it'd be like uh like watching the tigers game yeah I think one of the courtney kardashian did this
03:23on tv she pulled it out yeah I'm glad I was doing something else that day Dave's gonna look it up
03:30oh my god don't worry I remember watching it oh my it comes right up oh I don't know you guys
03:37this is uh a glimpse of jason's fun summer here comes the head there she is they're all right
03:44they're all right up in her badge I don't need to be up in anyone
03:47oh yeah there can I tell you the size difference is incredible oh my god oh my god
03:55oh my god it's covered
03:59when the lights go down in the city are you what are you just going to a happy place in your head
04:06what are you doing what's up yeah that's just a disconnect okay from reality I went right to
04:13journey can you come with me I'm gonna need you to sing me that Chuck will be in the room singing
04:19I don't know how your wife will feel about that I brought Chuck
04:24I'll be there too I'll be rubbing your back to get you through the song yeah thank you
04:44it's okay Chuck yeah you better love mine too yeah come here jason I'll love yours too it's gonna
04:49be okay the baby Chuck would pass out are you kidding he would pass out if he saw a lady pull a baby
04:55out of her badge live in person I don't need it not for me I don't know if there's anything worse
05:01than the combination of birth and journey
05:03that is I my god I didn't think of that together it would be super super horrible
05:20yeah all right here we go everyone ready
05:23you can do this
05:29it's like the scariest thing
05:45here comes the head he's crowning
05:49look at all that druid using out
05:52we're gonna get a couple more big pushes
06:00time it according to contractions don't worry
06:07it's gonna be something else
06:09they're not even coaching jason's wife they're coaching Chuck
06:13yeah exactly like just try and get through
06:16try and get through this verse
06:18keep the tempo are you good
06:21oh no no no no no no
06:26oh it's okay Chuck man
06:27close your eyes I'll love your back
06:28it's gonna be alright
06:29look there's the head do you see the head
06:31come on
06:33it
06:33it's come to a beautiful room
06:36oh god wipe it
06:41why am I here
06:49and you have to dress like one of them too
06:55oh yeah I got a wig
06:57oh it's awful
06:58we have a sweet vest like steve perry
07:02oh I wish
07:03I'd pay money to see that
07:05white pants
07:06I have to grow those sweet mutton chops
07:10here it comes here
07:13oh
07:14lots of placenta
07:15lots of placenta
07:16oh that's not all
07:17oh
07:18oh I think the baby pooped
07:21oh no no no
07:21the baby pooped on the way out
07:22oh yeah
07:23oh no
07:24yeah
07:25and then a guy busts in the room and plays guitar like this
07:28it's Al
07:30it's Al
07:31come on Al
07:32yeah
07:32you gotta work on this solo Al
07:34I'm on it
07:36we're all gonna be there for you Jason
07:39oh man it sounds like a nightmare
07:40yeah
07:41I think it sounds like a beautiful baby moment
07:43oh my god incredible
07:44absolutely lovely
07:45even took the free baby
07:47bring a baby into the world
07:48I don't know about that
07:49yep
07:50that song's been on my head for like a whole day
07:52ooh
07:52well hopefully that gets it out
07:53now you're gonna think of
07:54placenta every time you hear it
07:57yep
07:57you'll think of me
07:58yeah
07:59yep
08:00okay well
08:02I'll work on my routine
08:03you know
08:04we're still months away
08:05but we'll have to
08:05let us know how the
08:07pulling the baby out stuff
08:08I can
08:09you can imagine
08:10well or I can just ask Chuck
08:11when he gets back from it
08:12yeah I'll let you guys know
08:13I'm not gonna look
08:14and the lights
08:14yeah
08:14Chuck's lights will go out that day for sure
08:19you're like what Chuck
08:19just stares off into the distance
08:21he's a different man now
08:23he's gone mute
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