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00:08a man on reddit says his girlfriend moved in a couple of months ago and he recently noticed
00:14some of his snacks have been disappearing if i move in with you you're gonna notice that
00:22no his snacks have been disappearing oh they're a couple yes and they moved in together they
00:29moved in together and they have individual snacks well you know like she may not eat the stuff that
00:35chuck eats yeah i can see that so but if she just share i know but share he caught her
00:43throwing them
00:44away oh i knew i thought she was eating them i thought it was gonna be yeah you pig yeah
00:50exactly
00:51where are my swiss rolls she told him she was doing it for his health i knew it because he
00:56shouldn't be eating trans fats did you have that happen close to home jason
01:03no do you have any hidden snack oh you will eat you just eat here yeah yeah but that's all
01:08out in
01:09the open yeah i got my sour candy drawer and she buys it for me okay that's nice oh yeah
01:14she knows
01:15okay advice she's not trying to prevent you from no no eating what you want no just you know stern
01:22suggestions uh-huh i guess i'd say stern you know that's probably not the best choice
01:28but it's your life yeah the end of the day you gotta do it you were eating pulled jackfruit and
01:33pretending it was pork jason um was that was that an effort to be healthier and you were on board
01:41with
01:42or were you how it's a stern suggestion just what was made for dinner yeah okay and then at some
01:48point it was like if i want what i want i'm gonna cook it so you know so she was
01:53she was vegetarian
01:55she was making us dinner yep the nachos were gonna be made with pulled jackfruit if i wanted to have
02:00pulled pork on it i gotta make pulled pork she didn't want to handle the meat and do all the
02:05stuff
02:05yeah you've complained about that before yeah i know not handling you know it's tough and i've given her
02:11stern suggestions of course of course handle the meat but now she's not vegetarian anymore no she
02:19took you got a taste of that and now she's all in yeah yeah i think i did it for
02:24six months you did
02:26that you lived that long long time ago because a cow got loose oh yeah what any time a cow
02:33gets loose
02:34it alters lisa's diet the origins of vegetarian lisa yeah oh we never heard this before i feel like
02:42i'm i might have been a long time wait if you're just joining us lisa went through a vegetarian phase
02:50because a cow got she fell in love with a loose cow it was so sad it got loose it
02:56was on the run
02:56it was a news story they were trying to get it back and i felt so bad for the cow
03:00is that the one
03:01where we were like hoping like we were so excited that it got loose and we and we said
03:07it was before us it was even before us oh wow it was a long time ago oh wow like
03:14a really long time
03:14ago and i had and actually i just met lenny when it happened i was a vegetarian when i met
03:20him he was
03:20like holy i don't know if i could do this you know it was tough because he's such a booty
03:26uh yeah
03:27and then he made gumbo and i was like so i started to eat the gumbo i was like okay
03:33i'm back in
03:34screw that loose cow
03:41one just delicious smelling gumbo and it's like you know what you know
03:47yeah we can't all be perfect no we can't no i felt so bad for the cow though it really
03:54affected
03:54me yeah listen i don't like to i don't like to think about it if i had a farm there's
03:59no way no
03:59i'm the same i couldn't once i connect with something in my brain they're all really old and sick and
04:05then
04:05we decide it'd be better if they go and we eat them i know that's not how i'm wrong but
04:11that's how
04:12my brain said anyway i didn't mean to bring it down but that was my six months of vegetarian life
04:17that's amazing one cow changed you
04:21you never know like there's plenty of fish who cares
04:26two big forces
04:29the loose cow and then that gumbo smell
04:32ember went through a vegetarian phase two before before me just before me
04:36where she was just eating it happens sometimes indian vegetable dishes oh wow
04:41i don't think that my relationship would have lasted though it would i don't think so
04:45it would have been done at least it's getting better at least you're getting
04:49yeah come on we just had a tomahawk a couple of weeks ago and i'm like see how could you
04:55have not
04:55eaten this yeah you were just going to get eggplant parmesan that's crazy wild to go from vegetarian
05:01to tomahawk that is basically like you're eating a live cow oh yeah it's delicious it's incredible
05:06i've never had it you've never had tomahawk no why is that what's the reason i don't know
05:12it's too much it's a lot i think it's too much i feel like it's like a man thing it's
05:17definitely a
05:18man it is a man a lot of places have it for like two like that's it yeah we just
05:22never encountered it
05:23yeah i don't know we always go for something different right yeah if you go to like uh some
05:29place some place will have like a tomahawk tuesday yeah you know some fancier place oh okay
05:36yeah i forced her to split it i like the bone you gotta i made her bite the bone you
05:43see
05:44wow that is first time she's bitten a bone in a while
05:49oh no oh sorry it is i was like bite it in front of all these people i want to
05:54see you
05:54you took a picture of her biting it yeah it's like a nice place too so i'm like no pick
05:59it up and bite
05:59bite it it's a weird turn on for him bite the bone you're like no i'm not biting the bone
06:05you
06:06have to take a picture of me biting a bone you have the bone in your mouth of course you
06:10always
06:10bite it i wish i could see but it was engraved to somebody else so some people get the bone
06:15engraved like for their anniversary or whatever yeah it was to somebody named ricardo so they
06:22delivered it to us that's not the first time i guess i'll be ricardo tonight hold on a second how
06:27did you get ricardo's bones they screwed something up yeah they gave us his steak
06:32didn't you say excuse me i have ricardo's steak see ricardo and sheree what how do i eat their bone
06:39i didn't know you carved bones she went from vegetarian to carving bones that's a massive
06:45extreme i'm i'm amazing is that it wow you yeah yeah it's incredible stuff yeah wow what a night
06:52ricardo i have never seen a name written on a bone no i didn't even know oh yeah i didn't
07:00know they
07:00did that i didn't know either but once they put it on our table they weren't they can't like take
07:05it
07:05back yeah it's yours did they think you look like a ricardo i want to know what place this is
07:10it's
07:10not it's a it's well it's too much you don't have to say it's all right it's too much money
07:16oh yeah
07:17well any of those places places are you instantly regret it's a birthday you know yeah yep yeah special
07:22special place once uh once a year kind of bite that bone though yeah okay all right you can't get
07:28a tomahawk and not bite the bone you got it i've never heard of that that's a you thing get
07:34the
07:34rest of the meat that's on there well you can cut too at a restaurant i know i love picking
07:40up the
07:40bone i'm in a suit i'm eating the bone yeah in a nice place i don't i'm not handling bones
07:45no i'm
07:45not really but you can see the desire you know the caveman in us he's got a lot of desire
07:53i paid to
07:53be there i'm gonna do whatever i want so i can be like for my anniversary be like amber we're
07:58going
07:58out going to the special place and and i can say can you put dave loves amber on the bone
08:04yes i
08:05didn't know that but then you end up with something that is not what you wanted you know i mean
08:13someone
08:14else is eating the dave loves amber amber bone right because they lose track a lot of tomahawks
08:19going down should be very upset you should have got a meal i would have said i'm not eating this
08:24man's
08:24phone i know it's cooked the same i just took ricardo's yeah that's it i liked that i was like
08:30this is funny it is funny hi i'm ricardo nice to meet you it's hilarious yeah jesse does not look
08:36like a sheree i have to say no sheree did you call her sheree oh yeah that's what i said
08:42oh yeah
08:42looking around the room trying to figure out who ricardo and sheree are yeah you just someone else
08:47is eating the tomahawk you're like they got ours they got the jason and jesse one yeah well they
08:54probably paid more to have it engraved they probably did oh we didn't pay upcharge how is
09:00it engraved they carve with a drum in the bone written on there no picture of it yeah right there
09:07yeah sorry you can't oh yes you can't yeah i can't see that there's no way oh no don't do
09:13that
09:13just have you just send it through the text this takes too long remember it doesn't take
09:17all right i got it i got it that's a touch screen hold on i gotta find the picture oh
09:21no i'm sorry
09:22we okay there we go my whole vacation touch screen hold on just send just look up ricardo i'm trying
09:29it takes two seconds i got it oh my god how long is this taking god i just became vegetarian
09:38here we go you gotta zoom in oh look at that i'm covering it in that one look at that
09:45oh my god
09:46he's got ricardo's bone in his mouth i sent the wrong one well i can see it kind of no
09:51no there
09:52it is look funny i can see it i can see it that's crazy jason how do they not how
09:57do they not know
09:58they were delivering ricardo's bone to you i don't know you're in a suit and everything i know
10:05fancy man do it up ricardo well they tell you there's a dress code and you show up and you're
10:11like and yeah and everyone else is in shorts i know shorts and golf shirts that's so much
10:15they're vaping in the corner and stuff i don't care to i don't get dressed up to go to that
10:20place
10:20anymore i was like i'm getting fancy okay just say it just say it who cares it's prime and proper
10:25oh yeah oh yeah oh boy we made that mistake before yeah holy hell money bags good for you
10:34this is a birthday man this is being nice why do you think i'm eating ground chicken tacos
10:39i hope to god you won big i hope the slush fund was up i mean no it wasn't ran
10:48that thing loose
10:49that was the place where um when i went there it was just the whole place was full of influencers
10:57oh i've never been i know you two have been i was like i went because a gift card yeah
11:05you know that gift card didn't no it didn't i couldn't believe it i was like that's like
11:10that gift card doesn't exist i wish i had a couple gift cards oh my god you need it is
11:15uh
11:15ryan on this one he's probably wondering why you sent a picture that's right oh my god
11:21ryan had a baby yeah ryan had a baby by the way oh yeah yes ryan had a baby and
11:26we're sending him
11:27ricardo's bone
11:31he woke up jason he woke him up jason with a big bone in his mouth
11:37ricardo's bone i mean he's been around long enough he knows it's like what's happening there
11:42oh my god they're talking steak i guess oh my god that's hilarious okay i feel bad because i can't
11:50remember what they knew what a girl a girl another yeah right okay but we didn't we don't know the
11:56name right no we didn't say the name maybe we'll try and reach him later i won't wake him up
12:00maybe
12:00i'll send he responds to jason with a bone in his mouth i'll ask him if he wants to come
12:04on and
12:05give us an update it's probably pretty busy day one i'm sure he is but he's jason with a bone
12:13in
12:13his mouth he make a what no he's probably like oh thank god i'm i'm not there i'm not there
12:18i'm in the hospital
12:20you