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00:13Latrice is gone and I feel like I've let down someone I love so much I feel like I've let
00:19myself down and I'm just wrecked it ain't over to the fat lady sings I love you all stay fierce
00:28and above all love each other Latrice a class fucking act girl I love you Tracy love you Latrice
00:36I will see you on the road bitch Monique you should be so proud of yourself you really should
00:40they fucking ate you up you really turned that lipstick out her wig stayed off let's celebrate
00:46that yay this elimination was hard because it was Latrice and I love Latrice but I saved Monet
00:53because Monet had a better report card America I didn't keep Monet because she's my friend
00:59like I love the bitch but not that much I'm very grateful that Monique decided to save me
01:05and give me another week to fucking prove my worth here in the competition you know what I mean
01:09was that a hard decision to make Monique it was report card that's what we're holding had it
01:13been me in the bottom y'all would have said well Monique you were in the bottom already so you're
01:16going home she had it easy because her friend has done better than my friend and so she can follow
01:23her heart and also be fair how do you feel right now Manila I mean it's just so it's so
01:31hard because
01:31I couldn't save my friend and it makes me feel like I'm not good enough everyone in the room loves
01:38Latrice but they don't love Latrice the way I do you know they don't have our history they don't have
01:44that loyalty to each other the way that we do and it's weighing down on me in this moment and
01:50so much harder than expected can I just assume that Monet's name is in your titty right now
01:57sorry girl it's just that you know when it comes down to it you I just can't deny what's in
02:04my heart
02:04you know how loyal I am to my friends so I'm so sorry no there's no rule book of how
02:11to play all
02:11stars if you wanted to pick my name to go home that's your prerogative I want to play the game
02:15and it's good to know bitch I'm gagged the bitch was gonna send me home when I was doing well
02:22now we're all realizing the kind of game that she wants to play and you know what drag queens bitch
02:26a drag queen scorned girl I don't know if the other girls understand that I owed it to my friend
02:42to do my best to to keep her here because I failed her before at the end of the day
02:48this is my decision
02:49and you know what I didn't get to exercise it so lucky you you get to stay
02:54Miss Congeniality is cracked the trophy is down and I am ready to play ball
03:01if Manila is in the bottom we don't even need to deliberate
03:04I am turning the lip sync out and you are going home
03:14the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
03:19cosmetics a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame and a cash prize of $100,000
03:25dollars with extra special guest judges Cecily Strong and Yvette Nicole Brown
03:38yes girl another day African we're making fashion here we are it's a new day my rider die Latrice is
03:48no longer with us
03:50that sounds like she died last week was last week this week is going to be fabulous a
03:56fabulous brand new day Jesus is a biscuit
04:04my all-stars soap opera says you've got one life to live but I say old queens don't die
04:13they just tuck her out you're killing me Mary
04:20we're all gonna die I'm made of preservatives so bitch I ain't dying
04:26yes bitch she's gonna outlive us all
04:27hello hello hello ladies
04:31come on
04:33you know like I always say as queer people we get to choose our families
04:38and over 30 years ago I chose my twisted sister
04:43the Lady Bunny
04:44Lady Bunny is the funniest nastiest smartest person I know
04:53I may not be a boxer but I can sure take a pounding
04:57I met her when she was 19 years old and I actually put her in drag the very first time
05:03yes blame me blame me
05:07and when we moved to New York she started the legendary wig stock festival and I haven't spoken to her
05:13since
05:16so it's with heavy heart that I share this sad news
05:22for this week's maxi challenge we're celebrating the life and times of the great Lady Bunny
05:30may she roast in peace
05:34now each of you needs to write and perform a eulogy as hilarious and outrageous as Bun Bun herself
05:43hashtag all stars four
05:45now Monique you won last week
05:47yeah
05:48so you get to choose the order in which the queens appear
05:53dearly beloved start your engines and may the best all star win
05:58yes
06:02girl black funeral they have like 19 eulogies
06:04yes girl and you smell the fried chicken coming from the head
06:07let's go girl cut put her in the dirt and let's go
06:10girl put her in there
06:11I want to go to one I'm starving
06:14we'll just go we'll just look in the newspaper find someone
06:16oh you know I used to do that in Brooklyn I would show up and be like yes I'm this
06:19her too
06:19oh get that I'm serious
06:21girl me and my three friends
06:22you are so high
06:24everyone has crashed a funeral in their lifetime
06:27am I alone
06:29have you thought about
06:29bitch
06:30I'm sorry I didn't mean to scare you girl
06:33have you thought about how you're gonna um what order you're gonna do
06:36um yeah
06:37I know how to play the game
06:39I'm gonna use this power to my advantage
06:41hopefully it works
06:42I know I want to go on the middle
06:45um
06:48first
06:49yeah
06:50opening I like that
06:50so you're gonna open it
06:51girl really good
06:52okay
06:54second
06:54okay
06:55so one two three four five last
07:00I'm last
07:01this is so much more pressure because I have to close the show with a bang
07:05if I don't give everything I got I might find myself in the bottom
07:09stunning so Manila will close
07:11Miss Manila
07:12has been doing very well in the comedy challenges
07:15so I put her last
07:16on purpose
07:17because ending the show
07:19it's hard America
07:20you bomb you're going home
07:29bunny is dead
07:31I need another word
07:33do we have a thesaurus?
07:35this week's maxi challenge is the roast
07:38of lady bunny
07:40she is dead before us
07:41and we have to give our
07:43ru-ology
07:44ru-ology
07:45a ru-ology
07:47right now I at least just want to have one joke to tell Ru
07:51just so that he can tell me if my humor is
07:54there
07:54there
07:55lady bunny smells so bad
07:56I heard she uses wick stock as her signature scent
07:58it smells like wet rag and cum at the same time
08:05hey all stars
08:07why so quiet it's like a funeral in here
08:12monate exchange
08:12where the money at?
08:14I don't know I'm trying to find it
08:15yeah you got that daishiki on
08:17where'd you get that?
08:18well you know it was $3 on 125th
08:20I was like mine
08:21yeah that's your eating dress
08:23so you were in the bottom two last week
08:25I was
08:26does this scare you this eulogy?
08:28I am going first
08:28so that is setting the tone for the whole thing
08:31and if we all know in drag race her story
08:33if you fuck up at the beginning
08:34you're done girl
08:35have you worked with lady bunny?
08:36um we've never necessarily worked together
08:38but I have seen her running around the west village
08:40with her little go-go heels
08:41and her wig bopping down behind her down christopher street
08:43yeah
08:44her comedy is so like
08:45she just makes you feel okay about like
08:48the worst things
08:50well the lady bunny makes it okay for you to make fun of her
08:52because she makes fun of everybody else
08:54yeah
08:54so she allows you to make fun of her
08:56are you going to make fun of her?
08:58oh I am going to destroy her
09:00well bitch you better make me laugh
09:01I'll see you out there
09:02be real
09:03alright thanks
09:03thank you
09:04hi Valentina
09:05hi mamacita
09:06you've done roasts here before
09:08I have
09:09and you were safe
09:11it was good
09:12was it good?
09:13myself
09:14you is such a tired ass hoe
09:16that when you got Carpet Tunnel
09:18from giving out free handjob
09:20she just became left handed
09:22I'm so confused
09:23tell me about your jokes
09:24you know lady bunny?
09:25I know lady bunny personally
09:27I've been on tour with her
09:28I'm sorry
09:28I know
09:29as lady bunny
09:30I want you to talk about Valentina
09:32girl
09:33can you keep it on?
09:34please
09:36keep what on?
09:38the mask
09:38she always tells me
09:39she'll
09:40please keep it on
09:41please
09:42do you consider yourself a comedy queen?
09:45absolutely not
09:45no
09:46no
09:46you are a what queen?
09:48fill in the blank
09:48a star
09:49star queen
09:50yes
09:50okay
09:51I'm totally fine
09:52not being a comedy queen
09:54there's so many out there
09:55and they do it well
09:56that being said
09:58being a funny queen
10:00would be fucking helpful
10:01right now
10:01I know
10:03who Valentina is
10:04it's usually
10:05something to do with glamour
10:07you can do the Valentina character
10:08with the fashion
10:10but do you
10:11doing a eulogy
10:11for lady bunny
10:13you know what I'm saying?
10:14can I get an amen?
10:16amen
10:16the wheel has already been invented
10:18so just do your wheel
10:20okay
10:21alright we'll see you out there
10:22thank you so much Ruth
10:24Trinity the Tuck
10:25you're a funny bitch
10:27oh god
10:28please don't say that
10:29you are
10:29bitch you've been on stage
10:30since the day you were born
10:31I don't understand
10:33why you come up into my house
10:35and you want to act like
10:36oh oh
10:37I'm all shy
10:38oh girl
10:39I don't understand that
10:40what makes me the most nervous
10:41is the fact that
10:42this is like my last hurdle
10:44to prove to myself
10:45that I can do the things
10:46that I didn't do well last time
10:48the roast on season 9
10:50was my biggest challenge
10:52I was bottom 3
10:53Michelle
10:54every time I walk the runway
10:56you have this pungent look
10:57on your face
10:58I reckon they have
10:59some laxatives for that
11:02when you're trying
11:03to deliver jokes
11:04it's an eternity
11:05in purgatory
11:07and I don't want to go to hell
11:09again
11:11don't overthink it
11:13you're giving a friggin eulogy
11:14to a dead whore
11:16for crying out loud
11:17how hard can that be
11:19yeah
11:19and you're from Alabama
11:20Bunny's from Tennessee
11:22you know
11:22that connection there
11:24is innately funny
11:25no it's not
11:26because we're probably cousins
11:29I do think I'm funny
11:31but there's a difference
11:32between being funny
11:33with an act written out
11:35and just being funny
11:36because not everybody
11:37can do a roast
11:38and I don't feel
11:40confident with that yet
11:43make me laugh
11:44I'll see you out there
11:44okay thank you Ruth
11:47Manila Luzon
11:47hi Ruth
11:48you know Lady Bunny
11:49personally
11:50have you worked with her
11:51I've worked with her
11:51several times
11:52have you ever seen her
11:52out of drag
11:53oh yeah yeah yeah
11:54because she looks
11:55entirely different
11:56she looks like a homeless man
11:57I mean she smells like one too
12:00so now
12:01at the funeral
12:02you know what you're going to wear
12:02I'm going to be wearing
12:04celebratory black
12:06because finally
12:06Lady Bunny's dead
12:07we're just been waiting
12:08and waiting
12:09and waiting
12:09for this old hag
12:10to finally die
12:15oh fuck
12:16I'm nervous
12:17because Manila
12:18who used to live
12:18in New York
12:19for the past 10 years
12:20who knows Lady Bunny
12:21she is making
12:22Rue laugh
12:23probably the most
12:25gaggy
12:27alright Manila
12:28we'll see you there
12:28thanks
12:29thanks
12:30ladies
12:31gather round
12:33joining us this week
12:34we have two extra special
12:36guest judges
12:37you know and love her
12:39from the television show
12:40Community
12:42the salarious
12:43Yvette Nicole Brown
12:44will be here
12:47and you know and love her
12:48from Saturday Night Live
12:50Cecily Strong
12:51will be here
12:54now in a few moments
12:55you'll meet Cecily
12:56who will help you
12:57punch up your material
12:59so you kill it tomorrow
13:01good luck
13:03and don't look it up
13:07bye
13:07bye
13:11oh my god
13:13Cecily Strong
13:14hello
13:15it's a pleasure to meet you
13:17it's very much
13:17my pleasure
13:18today we are working
13:19with Cecily Strong
13:20and she's a legendary girl
13:22I live for Miss Cecily
13:23so Monet
13:24you're doing
13:25your roast
13:26your Rue Lachie
13:27yeah
13:27let's hear where
13:28you're starting
13:29Lady Bunny dabbled
13:30as a magician's assistant
13:31where she bragged about
13:32achieving one of the
13:33greatest disappearing acts
13:34of all time
13:35her waistline
13:38there's gotta be
13:38there's something better
13:39to be a magician
13:40I mean magicians are freaks
13:41I think the more
13:42unexpected
13:43I think always works better
13:45better
13:45I mean even if you do
13:46a weight joke
13:47I think that's fine
13:48especially in drag world
13:49where big is beautiful
13:50yeah
13:51and it's nowhere else
13:52because
13:53that's not my opinion
13:54that's society
13:55I've been pregnant
13:56for six years
13:58and you're very nice
14:00naturally
14:00so I think that
14:01you can get away
14:02with a bit more
14:03because you're nice
14:03I'm just a geniality
14:04exactly
14:05yes
14:05Lady Bunny was born
14:07in Tennessee
14:07but developed her appetite
14:09for black dick
14:09when she met RuPaul
14:10in Atlanta
14:11that's great
14:12working with Cecily
14:12is great
14:13she gives me great advice
14:14about what I can make
14:15a little stronger
14:16and where I can take
14:17a little more time
14:18for jokes to land
14:18I'm gonna be so funny
14:20Lady Bunny's gonna turn
14:21open her grave
14:21resurrect
14:22and slap the shit
14:23out of me
14:28nice to meet you
14:29how are you
14:30I am really nervous
14:31I feel very out of my element
14:34and I would love
14:35to use this time
14:36to get as much
14:37help that I can
14:38from you
14:38well let's hear
14:39what you have
14:40I have
14:42three jokes
14:42okay you probably
14:44need more
14:44okay
14:46alright
14:46Lady Bunny
14:47is an inbred pig
14:48and a witch
14:50you started very hard
14:51there are a lot of people
14:52when they do roast
14:53it comes off as mean
14:54so we just have to find
14:55how you approach this
14:57well I just imagined
14:58her being like
14:59a roast
15:00like
15:01you know
15:02like with that
15:02with the apple
15:03I think like
15:03that movement
15:04was funnier
15:05than coming on
15:06going
15:06she's a big fat pig
15:07okay
15:07you just have to
15:08soften it somehow
15:09so even if that's
15:10if you just say it
15:12like you're so sad
15:14that that inbred pig died
15:15you know what I mean
15:17if you're gonna be rude
15:18do it pretending
15:19that you don't know
15:19that you're being rude
15:20okay
15:21don't get too nervous
15:22I want to tickle
15:23that pickled honey
15:24oh wow
15:26thank you
15:26okay
15:28I really want to
15:29take the element
15:31of a traditional
15:33southern charismatic
15:34black preacher
15:35oh that's nice
15:36that's what I know
15:36I come from that place
15:37perfect
15:38and all of those things
15:39I think that's super smart
15:40very bad
15:41I was thinking it would
15:42start like this
15:43dearly beloved
15:43we are gathered here
15:45today to pay some
15:46old bitch some respect
15:47uh-huh
15:48and the man on 125th
15:49said for a bag
15:50of hot Cheetos
15:51she would give you
15:52the yum yum
15:53ooh ah sensation
15:54but yet you would
15:55come back with
15:56a burning sensation
15:57I'm blanking all of that
15:58okay well good
15:58this is the other one
15:59and I would say
15:59make sure you leave
16:00space for laughs
16:02room to
16:02now I also have
16:04now this is where
16:05I need a little
16:06finesse
16:07I'm trying to like
16:07connect Jonah in the
16:09belly of a whale
16:10to Lady Bunny
16:11is shaped like a whale
16:13sure
16:13I mean if you want
16:15to do that
16:15I mean you could say
16:16like and I hope
16:17Jonah will get out
16:18now or something
16:18like this would be fun
16:19or maybe I could say
16:20or I hope Ru gets out
16:22well the only thing
16:23is if you say
16:23Jonah in the whale
16:24I think then just
16:25keep it Jonah
16:25stunning circle
16:26we're gonna keep
16:27that name
16:27yeah sorry
16:28I didn't want to
16:30stop what you're doing
16:30I'm gonna take
16:31all the cues and hints
16:32and then we're gonna
16:33go pray on it
16:33alright
16:34I think Monique is
16:35taking whatever she
16:36found helpful
16:37and whatever she
16:38didn't find helpful
16:40doesn't matter
16:40yeah I'm good
16:41okay stunning
16:42stunning
16:43do you want to
16:44run some jokes by me
16:45okay
16:46did you know that
16:47doctors use a picture
16:48of bunny to
16:48immediately cure
16:49the agri-users
16:50experiencing erections
16:51lasting longer than
16:52four minutes
16:52or four hours
16:54four hours
16:54that's how long
16:55mine are
16:57okay
16:57um
16:58that face is not
16:59even one a mother
17:00can love
17:01her parents are
17:01now vegetarian
17:03wait I don't
17:04get that one
17:05her parents are
17:06vegetarian
17:06but what does that
17:07have to do with
17:08are you saying
17:08because it's a pig
17:09because their face is so ugly
17:09like why would you
17:10eat meat after that
17:13that's a confusing joke
17:15so don't do that
17:16don't even do it
17:16scratching it out
17:18girl this is not good
17:19not good
17:20abort mission bitch
17:23stunt double
17:26you can't tell
17:26but I'm sweating
17:27it's the Botox
17:28but I'm sweating
17:29right now
17:29Trinity needs to
17:30go in the house
17:31and find out where
17:32she kept the drawing board
17:33I think she's got
17:34some writing to do
17:38well
17:39hi how are you
17:40what an entrance
17:41are you gonna do
17:42a character
17:42are you doing
17:43I'm gonna do me
17:44I wanna show
17:44what Naomi Smalls
17:45is humorous like
17:46well let me hear it
17:47death is scary
17:49but you know
17:50what else is scary
17:51bunny without bangs
17:53she's got more lines
17:54on her forehead
17:55than a sheet of paper
17:56so like she was born
17:57before Nintendo 64
17:59good
18:00I've been to that
18:01yes
18:02obviously like
18:02everybody's gonna be
18:03doing age things
18:04so you have to
18:04think about it
18:05in a different way
18:06do you feel like
18:06you have enough
18:07not yet
18:08okay
18:08write a bunch
18:09and then pick
18:09your best five minutes
18:10okay
18:11I guess that's obvious
18:12but I'm saying it anyway
18:14I have some jokes
18:15so maybe you can
18:16help me out
18:16sure
18:16let me hear them
18:18I'm excited
18:18okay
18:19so Lady Bunny
18:20was so old
18:21that she actually
18:22caused the extinction
18:23of dinosaurs
18:25except the sores
18:26came from when
18:26she gave them all
18:27cold sores
18:28and that's why
18:28they went extinct
18:31I think the second
18:32part of the joke
18:33was stronger
18:33the sores
18:34part is the funny
18:35part
18:35right
18:35okay
18:36sores are hilarious
18:39some of the people
18:40here are just here
18:42because they want to
18:42know what she left
18:43them in her will
18:44you could even have
18:45the will
18:46ooh prop will
18:47and you've got the
18:48honor of being last
18:49so take it and own it
18:50I don't want to like
18:51put more pressure on you
18:52but you have a big job
18:53ahead of you
18:53so take tonight
18:55and figure out
18:56how do you end
18:57this year
18:58it's really easy
18:59just make it really
19:00funny
19:01cool
19:03you can be funny
19:05they bomb
19:06when it comes to
19:07performing on stage
19:07and I'm really nervous
19:09that I'm going to
19:09have a little fuck up
19:10and the girls are
19:11going to taste that
19:12blood in the water
19:13and they're going to
19:13just attack
19:14and get me off
19:18here we are
19:19the sponge
19:20and the broom
19:21hello
19:21it's me
19:23villain Tina
19:24villain Tina girl
19:27all right ladies
19:28I will not be talking
19:29today
19:30because I'm going to
19:31get ready
19:31today is the day
19:33of the roast
19:34and it's a tense
19:36situation because I
19:37have to get my script
19:38done while getting
19:39ready
19:40I'm yet to have
19:41really done a full
19:42run through of
19:43everything and my
19:45funny bone is
19:45exhausted
19:49who's is this
19:49it looks like
19:50Latrice's cover up
19:51thingy
19:52maybe since you
19:53couldn't save her
19:53she left you that
19:55girl
19:57speaking of
19:57eliminations y'all
19:58like now that it's
19:59getting like to the
19:59nitty gritty has
20:00anybody changed
20:01their mindset on
20:02how they're going
20:02to judge
20:03no I think I'm
20:04still going to do
20:05it based on the
20:06report card
20:07that's a good way
20:08when it's obvious
20:09but at this point
20:10it's getting to a
20:10point where we
20:11don't know you
20:12know is someone
20:13in the bottom
20:14safe or in the
20:16top or did you
20:16win the lip sync
20:17or not I mean
20:18are they your best
20:19friend
20:21I mean it's a
20:23really hard
20:23decision and
20:24like honestly I
20:25didn't want to have
20:25to make that
20:26decision when I
20:26found out that I
20:27was in the top
20:27I was devastated
20:28because I knew
20:29my friend was
20:30going to be in
20:30the bottom and
20:31it didn't have
20:32anything to do
20:32with me trying to
20:33get rid of you
20:34Monet and it
20:35was more than
20:35just oh here's her
20:37grades here are her
20:38statistics it was a
20:40lot more than that
20:40for me and that's
20:41why it was such a
20:42hard decision and
20:43it's going to get
20:43harder and harder
20:44and harder because
20:45the longer we're
20:45here with each
20:46other the more
20:47I'm in love with
20:47all of you
20:50before this
20:51conversation with
20:52Manila I was
20:53ready to send her
20:54ass packing but
20:55now I'm hearing
20:57what she's saying
20:58and I'm all up in
20:59my feelings and I
21:00get it sometimes I
21:02wish I could be just
21:03like a nasty bitch
21:04an evil nasty
21:05cunt oh can I
21:07say that on TV
21:07well I just did
21:08you know I don't
21:09have the loyalties
21:10to Latrice anymore
21:11because she's not
21:12here and you know
21:13going forward I
21:15mean I'll do it
21:16my way
21:19that's a little
21:20nerve-wracking for
21:21everybody because
21:22no one really knows
21:23where they're going
21:24to stand with you
21:24very bad
21:27Manila is playing
21:28by her own set of
21:29rules you don't know
21:30what is going through
21:31her head so that is
21:33kind of scary it's
21:34kind of like being
21:35around a crazy person
21:35you don't know what
21:36they're going to do
21:36next girl she might
21:37pull out a blade
21:38girl bye bye
21:39silicone
22:02welcome to the main
22:03stage of RuPaul's
22:04Drag Race all
22:05starts Michelle
22:06Visage do you
22:07believe in heaven
22:08oh honey you're
22:09soaking in it
22:11the hilarious Ross
22:13Matthews now have
22:14you roasted anyone
22:15today I don't know
22:16if I could Ru I
22:17think I'm too nice
22:18give it a try
22:19okay what's the
22:20difference between
22:21Lady Bunny and a
22:22filthy disgusting
22:23gross old dusty
22:25whore I don't know
22:26me neither
22:29but do let me know
22:31if you find out
22:31okay
22:32and Cecily strong
22:34girl you look so
22:34cute
22:35oh Ru I don't
22:36get cute I get
22:38drop dead
22:38gorgeous
22:41and good grief
22:43it's Yvette
22:44Nicole Brown
22:45Ru I love you
22:46and for good reason
22:49this week we
22:50challenged our queens
22:51to put the fun
22:52in funeral
22:53as they roast
22:54the immortal
22:55Lady Bunny
22:56dearly beloved
22:57start your engines
22:58and may the best
22:59all-star win
23:10oh I just hope
23:12Lady Bunny's
23:12in a better place
23:13trust me she is
23:15I've seen her
23:16apartment
23:18friends and loved
23:20ones to pay tribute
23:22to the Lady Bunny
23:23please welcome
23:25Monet exchange
23:30dearly beloved
23:31we are gathered
23:31here today
23:32to celebrate
23:33the life
23:33liberty
23:34and illiteracy
23:35of our dear
23:36friend Lady Bunny
23:37many know her
23:38as Lady Bunny
23:39but I like to go
23:40by her original
23:40drag name
23:41Methuselah
23:42or as they know
23:43her down at the
23:44clinic
23:44Patient Zero
23:46she was often
23:47called the Beyonce
23:48of drag
23:49not because she was
23:50rich and beautiful
23:50or famous
23:51but because she
23:52looked like she
23:52was carrying twins
23:56look at that
23:57big bloated
23:57bitch in that
23:58box
24:00have you ever
24:00seen it
24:01out of drag
24:02anybody
24:03category is
24:04Ben Franklin
24:05fuck the
24:05Michelin man
24:06amen
24:07you know
24:08this reminds me
24:09of a story
24:09when we all
24:09went on tour
24:10Bunny expressed
24:11that she wanted
24:11to eat a little
24:12Mexican
24:13poor little
24:14Valentina
24:14didn't stand
24:15a chance
24:19thank you all
24:20for being here
24:21for me
24:22in my time
24:24of need
24:24I cracked a nail
24:27and these are
24:27French tip
24:30Bunny is dead
24:33I personally
24:34blame
24:35Rue
24:37she created
24:38this mess
24:39but I understand
24:40everyone needs
24:42that one
24:42ugly friend
24:44isn't that right
24:45Valentina
24:47she's ugly
24:48on the inside
24:50Bunny does
24:51have that
24:52special
24:53kind of face
24:57doctors use
24:58a picture
24:58of her
24:59to solve
25:01Viagra
25:01users
25:02with
25:04to solve
25:05Viagra
25:06users
25:06with erections
25:07lasting longer
25:07than four hours
25:09is this the same
25:10Trinity from
25:10Snatch Game
25:11wish they would
25:12have solved
25:12that joke
25:12bitch
25:13Trinity should
25:14have just
25:14brought Caitlyn
25:15Jenner back
25:15to do this
25:15roast
25:17praise the Lord
25:17saints
25:18praise the Lord
25:19I said
25:20praise the Lord
25:20saints
25:21yeah
25:22yeah
25:22yeah
25:22yeah
25:25dearly beloved
25:25we're gathered
25:27here today
25:27with heavy
25:28hearts
25:29and with
25:30full
25:32indigestion
25:32over our
25:34dear sister's
25:35departure
25:36the big bitch
25:37the big bitch
25:38lady
25:39named Bunny
25:40come on
25:41sing it with me
25:42yeah
25:42yeah
25:43she a who
25:47I'm reminded
25:48of the story
25:49of Jonah
25:50and the whale
25:51and how Jonah
25:53was gonna get out
25:54of this big
25:55beach whale
25:56right here
25:56and I do believe
25:58from all the load
25:59she has taken
26:00she might even
26:01be a sperm whale
26:02so my question
26:04to you tonight
26:05Jonah
26:06Jonah
26:07can you hear me
26:09yeah
26:12hey
26:13church lady
26:15singing
26:15okay
26:16I will laugh
26:17at anything
26:17that's silly
26:18and funny
26:18but I didn't
26:20get the jokes
26:20girl I am lost
26:22and I'm
26:22huh
26:23hallelujah
26:24all right
26:25let's get into this
26:26ah
26:27we are here
26:29to honor someone
26:29who had no problem
26:31offending
26:32literally everybody
26:33and I think
26:35that came with
26:36confidence
26:36and confidence
26:37comes with
26:38age
26:38and we know
26:40how the bitch
26:40died
26:40from old
26:42old
26:43old
26:44old
26:45old
26:46age
26:49oh gosh
26:50could you imagine
26:51being born
26:52in a time
26:52with no
26:53Nintendo 64
26:57and it's really
26:58cute to me
26:59that Rue
27:00you and Lady Bunny
27:00went to the same
27:01woodchuck
27:01to get your teeth
27:02done
27:03but
27:04that's who you
27:05go to in
27:051832
27:09it's very awkward
27:10to see Naomi
27:10bomb like this
27:11what is really
27:12making this weird
27:13is her laughing
27:14at her awkward
27:15pauses
27:15and her awkward
27:16jokes
27:18she says a joke
27:19and it's like
27:20that makes it even worse
27:26oh Bunny
27:31rest in peace
27:32Lady Bunny
27:33oh
27:36Rue
27:36this is a funeral
27:38god damn it
27:38what part of mourning
27:40don't you understand
27:42I'd like to keep them on
27:44please
27:44mother may I
27:46no
27:48oh gosh
27:49I was running late
27:51and didn't have time
27:51to finish my god damn eyes
27:54that was the joke
27:57I'm good
27:59Lady Bunny
28:00is an inbred pig
28:01in a wig
28:03can't you just see her now
28:05with the big juicy red apple
28:07in her mouth
28:08and Satan's finger
28:09up her ass
28:12it's like a car wreck
28:13you just can't
28:13look away from
28:14you're like
28:17Lady Bunny
28:18is such a whore
28:19her sphincter ripped
28:21and she's been using
28:22her dentureless gums
28:23ever since
28:29oh
28:30oh
28:30oh
28:31oh
28:41yes
28:42dearly beloved
28:43and Michelle
28:44and Michelle
28:45massage
28:47at least
28:48our poor
28:49Lady Bunny
28:50met her
28:51faithful demise
28:52doing something
28:53she loved
28:54when she choked
28:55to death
28:55at a hot dog
28:56eating contest
28:59when the doctors
29:00performed the autopsy
29:02they found that
29:03she was full of semen
29:04and the aircraft carrier
29:05that they served on
29:08here I have
29:09Lady Bunny's
29:10last will
29:11and testicle
29:13to Trinity
29:15the tuck
29:15the Lady Bunny
29:16has left
29:17her biggest
29:18synthetic wig
29:19to you
29:20that she melted down
29:21so you can inject it
29:22directly into your ass
29:27Monique Hart
29:28the Lady Bunny
29:29leaves you
29:30her crusty
29:31dusty
29:32old lashes
29:33because she thought
29:34you needed a newer pair
29:38Valentina
29:39Lady Bunny
29:40wanted you to know
29:41that before she passed
29:42she called ice
29:43and they're waiting
29:44for you after the service
29:48and last but not least
29:50to Lady Bunny's
29:52oldest friend
29:53RuPaul
29:54Lady Bunny
29:55wants you to know
29:56that
29:57finally
29:58you're the pretty one
30:01thank you guys
30:03so much
30:03for coming
30:04and enjoying
30:05our obituary
30:06or in her terms
30:08oh bitch
30:09you hairy
30:11thank you
30:16that was such
30:17a beautiful
30:18tribute ladies
30:19now is there
30:20anyone
30:21who has
30:22something else
30:22to say
30:23say it now
30:24or forever
30:25hallelujah
30:26oh dear
30:31where am I
30:32this can't be hell
30:34Bianca Del Rio's
30:35not here
30:37I was worried
30:38that I would not
30:39be able to keep
30:40a straight face
30:41but thanks to
30:42your roast jokes
30:43I didn't have
30:44much of a problem
30:46no I'm kidding
30:47you were terrific
30:48I really haven't
30:49seen you all
30:50work
30:51before
30:52because I tend
30:53to know
30:53you know like
30:53Bob and Bianca
30:55the ones that won
30:55their seasons
30:56the first time
30:56around
30:56didn't have to
30:57come crawling
30:58back
30:58you know
31:00in some cases
31:01Manila
31:01a couple
31:02all-stars
31:03she's back
31:04again honey
31:05Manila lose on
31:05she's gonna
31:06keep on losing
31:08Bunny I am so
31:09glad that you're
31:10alive
31:10I wish I could
31:12say the same
31:12of you
31:16now you can die
31:18again
31:19okay
31:19let me get this
31:20right
31:21Miss Bunny
31:22Miss Bunny
31:24Miss Bunny
31:26Miss Bunny
31:30she's gonna
31:30win
31:31she's gonna win
31:33she's gonna win
31:34she's gonna win
31:34the category is
31:34Angelic White
31:37first up
31:38Monet X Change
31:39someone's gotta tell her
31:40she's got toilet paper
31:41in her shoe
31:43I'm bringing my own
31:44runway to the runway
31:45this little train
31:46whatever bitch
31:48oh
31:49I'm so fucking
31:50holy bitch
31:51that I am stigmatized
31:52the house down boots
31:53I feel like I'm giving
31:54you a saint exchange
31:56another bleeding
31:57heart liberal
31:59thank god
32:01forgive me father
32:02for I have stunned
32:06say three hell marys
32:07and call me in the morning
32:11Trinity the tuck
32:12oh my goddess
32:14I do like she's
32:15feathering her hair now
32:16yes she
32:21bitch
32:22she looks fierce
32:22and she's gonna walk
32:24this runway
32:24with this halo bitch
32:25eat it
32:26halo she did it
32:28unleash the kraken
32:31it's not Versace
32:33it's Trinity
32:37Monique Hart
32:38oh my god
32:39she's got a heart on
32:40she's got a big heart on
32:42Mickey Mouse
32:43is holding your head up
32:46America I am giving you
32:47angelic white realness
32:49serving you
32:50Josephine Baker
32:51mixed with Michael
32:53the Archangel
32:53it's beautiful
32:55that's skortz
32:56made of sporks
32:59level of lines
33:00they're not just
33:01for windows
33:03now me smiles
33:05well that queen's a prince
33:07now that guitar
33:08is practical
33:09uh-huh
33:10oh she got that outfit
33:12on sale
33:13for $19.99
33:15I am feeling
33:17my prince fantasy
33:17erotic city
33:19come alive
33:19even in heaven
33:20I'm a sexy motherfucker
33:22giving you
33:23diamonds and pearls
33:25this is what it looks like
33:27when doves cry
33:29raspberry bergay
33:31dearly beloved
33:32we are gathered here
33:33to give you this thing
33:35we call
33:36a life
33:39Valentina
33:40oh you guys
33:41her stomach's in knots
33:43well that's where my lasso went
33:44yes
33:45oh naughty girl
33:46this gown is so expensive
33:49it's worth more than your life
33:51I'm wearing 100%
33:52of the finest silk
33:54that there is
33:55covered in plumes
33:56of ostrich
33:57and hand-tied
33:59knots of crystals
34:00all over my body
34:02but
34:03this is why you have to cut
34:04those soda can things
34:06before you throw them
34:06yes
34:07away
34:07exactly
34:08protect the wildlife
34:09this dress really
34:11strikes a chord
34:12at least the floor
34:15is getting clean
34:16duster
34:17I barely know her
34:20manila
34:21this is from my era
34:24the Hades
34:27gladiator
34:30I'm serving
34:31angelic fresco
34:33on the ceiling
34:33of a church
34:34I'm giving you
34:35aphrodite
34:42shell
34:42Christian fantasy
34:43if you don't like
34:44my angelic look
34:45then I'll see you in hell
34:46that bell chair
34:47rubs me the wrong way
34:50oh she's having twins
34:54welcome ladies
34:55it's time for the
34:56judges critiques
34:58starting with
34:59Monet exchange
35:00when you came out
35:01the first thing I wrote
35:02was fierce
35:03and then I wrote
35:04fearless
35:05and that's what I got
35:06from the whole time
35:06that you were speaking
35:07about Lady Bunny
35:08girl you were funny
35:09thank you
35:10it was a joy
35:11to watch you
35:12because you had
35:12the audience
35:13in the palm of your hand
35:14because you came out
35:14strong and every single
35:16time you delivered
35:17you had so many jokes
35:18just in terms of
35:19hard jokes
35:20you had the most tonight
35:21and I thought you were
35:22not just reciting them
35:23you were still
35:24staying present
35:25to bounce off
35:25what was happening
35:26in the moment
35:27just so many good jokes
35:28I'm jealous
35:29sometimes when it comes
35:30to the main stage
35:31I worry about
35:31Monet's change
35:32not gonna lie
35:33tonight you have
35:34elevated your look
35:35this is a beautiful
35:36interpretation of
35:37angelic white
35:38the beadwork is
35:39extraordinary
35:40it fits your body
35:41the headpiece
35:41the inclusion of hair
35:43you almost rented
35:44your own runway
35:44back there
35:45the train
35:45it was just all
35:47really beautiful
35:47thank you
35:48I'm proud of you
35:49Monet
35:49thank you Michelle
35:50keep it up
35:51don't let me down
35:51I will not
35:52up next
35:53Trinity the Tuck
35:54this outfit
35:56is lost
35:57motherfucking Vegas
35:58this is Paris France
35:59this is the top
36:01level of drag
36:02you're doing it
36:02right here and right now
36:03thank you
36:03yes
36:04there's always the queen
36:05each season that I get
36:06excited edge in my seat
36:07to see how she's gonna
36:08hit the runway
36:08you're that queen
36:10in all stars four for me
36:11thank you
36:11but let's talk about
36:13the challenge
36:13I think you were
36:14so caught up in the
36:15this joke
36:16then this joke
36:17and I'm looking here
36:18that your timing got off
36:20and you lost the crowd
36:21I think you overthought it
36:23I know you can do better
36:24than what you did
36:25thank you
36:26up next
36:27Monique Hart
36:29the look tonight
36:30what is that plastic
36:31looking material
36:32they're blind
36:32huh
36:34you know blinds
36:35are supposed to throw shade
36:35I'm not gonna do that
36:37you're the only queen
36:38who did a character
36:39I said praise the lord
36:40say
36:40praise the lord
36:41yeah yeah yeah
36:42had you done that
36:43character before
36:44no
36:44first time
36:45first time
36:46well it worked for me
36:47where it had issues was
36:49because there was so much
36:50after one another
36:52and it was constant
36:52the same pitch
36:53we lost some of those jokes
36:54you had some funny things in there
36:56I'm a church girl
36:57so I really was the amen corner
37:00the whole time you were doing it
37:01it was biblically sound
37:02all of it was just right in the bible
37:04so I was like yes
37:05and I just thought it was really funny
37:07I thought you really engaged the crowd
37:09you went for it
37:10those big bouncing titties
37:12it was all so great
37:13and your head is so beautiful
37:15I could cry
37:17up next the artist formerly known as Naomi Smalls
37:21hi judges
37:22you were prince
37:23when you walked out
37:24only thing different is you got legs for days
37:26everything else was prince
37:27let's talk about the challenge
37:29okay
37:33I felt like 90% of your jokes were about age
37:35old
37:37old
37:38old
37:38old
37:38it got old
37:40I was trying to go with more of the millennial approach
37:42because I was kind of the only one here who could do it
37:46shake
37:46shake
37:48if you were giving more to that obnoxious character
37:51I think that would have helped you
37:52bigger is always better
37:55up next Valentina
37:57you are just the most beautiful sparkling strangest little bird
38:03I think you just kind of do your own thing and it's fun to watch
38:07thank you
38:08on the runway you look beautiful
38:11white and gold just look really beautiful on your skin
38:14it's just a great color palette for you
38:16at the funeral
38:17there wasn't much in the joke realm
38:21you had some moments
38:22I'm not sure they were the moments that were intended
38:24we just laugh at you because you're likable
38:26it just wasn't very funny
38:27I had an issue with you in the challenge
38:30you didn't have eye makeup on
38:32I honestly ran out of time with my makeup
38:35if I would have continued my makeup
38:36I wouldn't have had a full set
38:39I still wish your eyes had been done
38:42up next Manila Luzon
38:46Manila
38:46you had a great entrance
38:47and once you peeked through the little blinds
38:50and recoiled I was like I'm so here for whatever this is about to be
38:55I really really really enjoyed it
38:57you were gold
38:59you know roasts are all about go big or go home
39:03and with me the harder the better baby
39:05and you went hard
39:07it was a mic drop
39:08thank you
39:09all of the jokes were great
39:11your delivery was really fantastic
39:13and you look great
39:14you remind me of like what I wanted to look like in eighth grade
39:20on the runway tonight
39:21you know this could look very costuming
39:22but the small details that make it tasteful
39:25like the shoes
39:26like the hair
39:27are just really well done
39:29good week for you
39:29and in this competition
39:31this is a good time to build momentum
39:32thank you
39:34thank you ladies
39:35based on your performances
39:37in the roast
39:38and on the runway
39:39I've made some decisions
39:43Manila Luzon
39:46Monet Exchange
39:48and Dragulations
39:50you are the top two all-stars of the week
39:56you've each won a $3,000 gift card
40:00from Moo London
40:01and a wig wardrobe
40:03from Rockstar Wigs
40:06Merkins included
40:09ladies this week
40:11if you're not in the top
40:13you're in the bottom
40:17I have died and gone to hell
40:23Manila
40:23Monet
40:25each of you needs to decide
40:27which of the bottom queens
40:29you'll eliminate
40:30if you win the lip sync
40:33thank you ladies
40:34you may leave the stage
40:43where's the drinks honey
40:45when Ru says
40:46I'm in the top two
40:47I'm ecstatic
40:47because this week
40:49if you're not in the top
40:49you're in the bottom
40:50and with Manila pulling lipsticks
40:52girl who knows what she gonna do
40:54she might say RuPaul
40:55we don't know what she's gonna do
40:57I mean I don't even know
40:58how to even feel
41:01however you judge
41:02which is up to you
41:02my track record speaks for itself
41:05I've been in the top twice
41:06and this is my first time in the bottom
41:08you can take that
41:09and make your judgment
41:10based off that or not
41:12being in the top twice
41:13this technically makes my second time
41:15in the bottom
41:16which really really sucks
41:17however I feel like I delivered
41:18and I showed up
41:19and I'm gonna continue to do that
41:21and you have been safe
41:23and I have been safe
41:24safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, safe
41:27the queens who are in the bottom
41:28are all of a sudden realizing
41:30that the numbers
41:32aren't actually working out
41:33in their favor
41:33if you're going by report card
41:36everyone's GPA kind of averages out
41:38so where's being fair
41:40gonna take you now?
41:41how do you feel V?
41:43I've been in the bottom once
41:45and that was with Gia Gunn
41:46for Snatch Game
41:47for something I didn't feel
41:49I needed to be in the bottom for
41:50I didn't agree with that bottom
41:52and I don't agree again
41:53I've been doing very well
41:55during this challenge
41:57all of those judges
41:58were laughing at my jokes
41:59can't you just see her now
42:01with the big juicy red apple
42:03in her mouth
42:03and Satan's finger up her ass?
42:08I don't understand
42:09they did say
42:10that they weren't sure
42:11if they were laughing
42:12with you
42:13or basically at you
42:14they were laughing
42:15you are delusional
42:16if you think
42:18that you did good
42:19because I was there
42:20I wasn't the worst
42:22I don't find myself
42:23deserving of going home
42:24right now
42:25I've been doing so well
42:26in this competition
42:26who do you think
42:27was the worst?
42:28I think it would have been
42:31Monique or Naomi
42:32this week
42:33based on the reaction
42:34reaction
42:35of the judges
42:36like how the fuck
42:37you think I deserve
42:38to be in the bottom
42:40the bitch is delusional
42:42so I hope she gets shot
42:44well maybe we should talk
42:45with some of you guys
42:46whatever you guys need
42:47from us
42:47just let us know
42:48I really don't need
42:49to have a one-on-one
42:50conversation with you
42:50I'm not trying to go home
42:51I just won last week
42:52and thought I was winning
42:53this week
42:53bury that
42:55how are you feeling right now?
42:57um
42:57I feel obviously happy
42:58to be you know
42:59at the top
42:59but it is like
43:01a very hard decision
43:02to fucking make
43:03you know what I mean?
43:04I mean my heart is like
43:05you know right now
43:06I'm like so like
43:06what the hell is happening?
43:08girl it fucking sucks
43:09I've never been in the bottom
43:10and this is not
43:11a cute place to be
43:12trust I believe
43:13I know that
43:14the fact that I've never
43:15been in the top two
43:16is scary as fuck
43:18but I've been consistent
43:20and saved this entire competition
43:22so I hope that
43:23my performance prior to this
43:24is being factored in
43:26when it comes to
43:26the decision making
43:27on who's gonna stay
43:30if you were in my place
43:31what would you
43:32I would eliminate Valentino
43:34this is Naomi's first time
43:36being in the bottom
43:36it's my first time
43:37being in the bottom
43:37Monique has had two wins
43:38to me
43:39that's a clear path
43:40to me
43:40Trinini has proven
43:41that she is a fabulous performer
43:43she's been in the top two
43:45a couple times
43:46and she's fierce competition
43:47so maybe I should
43:49get rid of her now
43:50so I don't have to worry
43:51about her getting rid of me later
43:53I want to be here
43:54so bad
43:54I have so much more
43:56to show
43:56you know it sucks
43:57you've been here
43:58to make the decision
43:59about who goes home
44:00my biggest suggestion
44:01would be
44:02trust your criteria
44:04the way your mind works
44:05be fair
44:06do the right thing
44:07but that being said
44:08it shouldn't be me
44:10I know it
44:11Valentino was someone
44:12I was like
44:13she is going to be
44:14a front runner
44:14from day one
44:15she entered the workroom
44:16I was like
44:16top four Valentino down
44:18she's just not
44:19turning it out
44:22oh my god
44:22this is not where
44:23I expected you to be
44:24me either
44:26but I'm really proud
44:27of what I've done here
44:28and I think that
44:29I keep growing
44:30with every challenge
44:31and keep learning
44:31and I want to keep competing
44:34I think I'm a really good competitor
44:37Naomi made top three
44:38on her season
44:39so I know she has
44:40what it takes
44:41to come and slay this competition
44:42but recently
44:44Naomi has been
44:45really fading
44:45into the background
44:46so maybe this is her time
44:51um
44:52Manila's a wild card
44:53I don't know
44:54I think there's a fair way
44:56to judge this
44:56I'm confident
44:57if Monet wins
44:58I'll stay
44:59I'm not so confident
45:00with Manila
45:00I don't know
45:01but I am trig
45:04to the motherfucking urge
45:05if she keeps Valentina
45:09you want to be
45:10the Venezuelan Barbie
45:11great
45:11but you take three hours
45:12to paint the same face
45:14and unless you're doing
45:15a character
45:16there's no personality
45:17she needs to go home
45:18like I want her
45:19to get chocked
45:20I am so proud
45:22of how I've done
45:23and where I'm going
45:25I'm not the kind of person
45:26that wants to ever
45:27come off as desperately
45:28begging to stay
45:29please
45:30the power is in your hands
45:32no
45:32that's not fierce
45:33that's not a star
45:35like I said last time
45:36I can't wait
45:37to be in that top
45:38with you girl
45:38to be holding your hand
45:40like two
45:40Miss Potential Universe
45:42I think Valentina
45:44might have a distorted
45:45perception
45:46of her performances
45:47recently
45:48like going home
45:49is not part of my fantasy
45:50either
45:50but we have to look at reality
45:52not fantasy right now
45:55you want $10,000?
45:57do you want $10,000?
45:59because this is like
46:00a hard decision to make
46:02it's a very hard decision to make
46:07in picking a lipstick
46:08I want to be as fair as possible
46:10and I want to make a decision
46:12that when I rest my head
46:13on my pillow tonight
46:14that I feel okay
46:15with the decision I made
46:17it's going to be the person
46:18who I think did the worst today
46:19and who
46:20by the track record
46:22deserves to go home
46:22I love all four of these girls
46:24and it's a very hard decision to make
46:26but one that has to be done
46:28it's time to decide
46:30who I will send home
46:31and I still don't even know
46:33who I'm going to pick
46:34walking up to this box
46:37last week was an emotional
46:39decision for me
46:40but it wasn't a hard decision for me
46:42this is really hard
46:43I don't want to have the same backlash
46:44as I did last week
46:45but I'm here to win the crown
46:49and win the money
46:49and I need to do what's best
46:51for my own game
46:57welcome back ladies
46:58two top all-stars
47:00stand before me
47:01ladies this is your chance
47:03to impress me
47:04win ten thousand dollars
47:06and earn the power
47:08to give one of the bottom queens
47:10the chop
47:13the time has come
47:15for you to lip-sync
47:16for your legacy
47:21good luck
47:22and don't
47:25fuck it up
47:30girl I got to go
47:32I got to go man
47:35really
47:35yeah I'm gonna hurt
47:37yeah yeah yeah
47:39uh-huh
47:40here's the reason why
47:41don't talk
47:43don't do it
47:44oh
48:00I can't talk to you now
48:01girl I got love to get
48:04now here we go
48:05I got to jump to it
48:07I'm in a hurry
48:09there's love to get
48:11now here we go
48:12I jump, jump, jump, jump to it
48:15jump, jump, jump, jump to it
48:17I really feel
48:18I jump, jump, jump, jump to it
48:20oh
48:24now kid
48:24jump to it
48:25you know when we talk
48:26we have a lot of fun
48:27don't we girl
48:29fishing out the dirt
48:30on everybody
48:30yeah girl
48:31and giving each other
48:32the 4-1-1
48:33on who dropped kick
48:34too this way
48:34you know what we're talking
48:36well there it goes
48:44yeah yeah yeah yeah
48:48yeah yeah yeah
48:49yeah yeah yeah
48:52yeah yeah yeah
48:54yeah yeah yeah
48:55yeah yeah yeah
49:14Ladies, I've made my decision.
49:20Manila Luzon.
49:24Congratulations, you're a winner, baby.
49:32Money exchange.
49:36Congratulations, you are also a winner, baby.
49:41Bro, thank you.
49:43You've each earned a cash tip of $5,000.
49:49Will the bottom queens please step forward?
49:56So this makes two.
49:58Are we sending two girls home or do we pick the same girl?
50:01America.
50:02That's two lipsticks, which means we could have two people getting the job.
50:09Manila.
50:11Monet.
50:13With great power comes great responsibility.
50:18And I should know.
50:22For tonight, no one is going home.
50:33For the first time in Drag Race history, all-star rules are suspended until further notice.
50:53Ladies, please return to the workroom and wait for further instructions.
51:01You may leave the stage.
51:03She ain't got to tell me twice.
51:07Bye, ladies.
51:14Bitch, what is the tea?
51:15I'm so confused.
51:18Uh-oh.
51:20Get ready to lip sync for your life.
51:24Life, life, life, life.
51:27Oh my God.
51:28So they're going back to the old way.
51:29Back to the old rules.
51:30No lip sync legacy.
51:31It's lip sync for your life.
51:32She was done giving out them tips.
51:34Girl, she was like, we would not have another Shangela in the name of Jesus.
51:40Guess who's back?
51:42No, hey, I thought she was dead.
51:45No, not me.
51:46Look behind you.
51:51Uh-oh.
51:57Just like Jesus rose to Lazarus, for some reason he rose these horrible hoes.
52:04Oh, this is gaggy.
52:13Now remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love a RuPaul's
52:19Drag Race All-Stars cliffhanger?
52:22Can I get an amen?
52:24Amen!