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00:08Well, that was Snatch Game, huh?
00:10Girl, Gia just got eliminated.
00:12In America, I am happy that the bitch is gone.
00:15She was horrible in the Snatch Game of Love,
00:17as well as annoying and rude and picking on other contestants.
00:22I'm over her drum.
00:24Believe in you and only you.
00:26And only you.
00:27All right.
00:27Gia.
00:28G-G-Gia.
00:29I wish her the best.
00:30I really think she is a beautiful woman.
00:32I think she has a lot to offer,
00:34but there needs to be a little bit more growth.
00:36I think what it is is that drag can really help you,
00:38like, discover how you want to present yourself to the world.
00:41It's a safe place to start feeling your femme,
00:44and I think it's just that she's really concentrating
00:47on her transition at this moment.
00:49Right.
00:49And drag is becoming a job for her.
00:52You know, I love Gia.
00:54She annoyed the fuck out of me,
00:55but it makes me love her even more.
00:57Gia, we'll see you on the other side.
00:59I think Gia is an amazing queen,
01:01and I was so happy to see her back in this competition,
01:04openly female presenting.
01:06I mean, I know it's not an easy thing to do,
01:08but Gia was stirring the pot
01:09and making all of us totally crazy.
01:12She had to go the fuck home.
01:13Girl, you won, sis.
01:15$10,000.
01:17Congratulations.
01:18I feel like I won $10,000,
01:20but I don't feel like I truly won the Snatch Game.
01:23There was no comparison to the job that you did.
01:25You made history, bitch.
01:27But just for the record,
01:28on Wikipedia, I won this episode.
01:30Yes!
01:30Okay, okay.
01:32Who did you pick, Trinity?
01:34Oh, yes.
01:34Oh, yes.
01:35Well, I chose Valentina.
01:38I'm just kidding.
01:40Yeah, right.
01:41Gia, Gina.
01:42No, I picked Gia, too.
01:44I mean, girl,
01:44I told you I'm here to play a fair game,
01:47and I want competition,
01:50and there is no reason for Valentina to go home
01:53and for Gia to stay.
01:55Valentina, how are you feeling?
01:56There's a lot going on in my head right now.
01:59I had a talk with Manila
02:00where she was questioning herself in her mind,
02:03like, could I get rid of you
02:04because that would really help me achieve what I want,
02:06which is to win.
02:07And then what I told her was,
02:10I am fierce, you are fierce,
02:12and we will make it to the top competing together.
02:15Please let me do that.
02:17Thank you for keeping me in the competition.
02:20I guess I should feel grateful to Manila in some way.
02:25But bitch, no, girl.
02:28I was not the worst,
02:29and I don't have time for her mind games or distractions.
02:32For a second, girl, I was like,
02:34if she sends Valentina home,
02:37I'm going to be pissed.
02:39I'm glad that you chose to keep Valentina.
02:42You restored my faith
02:43in the person that I think that you are.
02:46The other queens fault me
02:47for weighing both of my options equally,
02:49but I don't remember getting no rule book
02:52in how we're supposed to make these decisions.
02:55I'm not here to play it safe.
02:56If I find myself in this position next time,
02:58I'm making the best decision for my game.
03:01And I don't care what the other girls think.
03:09The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars
03:12receives a one-year supply
03:13of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics,
03:15a coveted spot in the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
03:18and a cash prize of $100,000,
03:21with extra special guest judges
03:23Zoe Kravitz and Erica Ashe.
03:26The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
03:27is the best woman,
03:29that's your one-year-old.
03:33All right, that's the tree.
03:34It's a new day, baby!
03:36Last week,
03:37my performance in Snatch Game was like,
03:39hmm.
03:40So this week,
03:41there's a lot at stake
03:41because I want to prove
03:42that it was just a fluke.
03:44I have a crown to win
03:45and $100,000 to collect.
03:48I'm feeling it, dude.
03:49I got a red in the paper.
03:50For real.
04:01You live in your own world, bitch.
04:03How dare you?
04:09She done already to have her.
04:12Yo, ladies,
04:14your place in the Drag Race Hall of Fame
04:16ain't no sure thing.
04:18You got to work on your GTL,
04:20as in glitter,
04:22tuck,
04:23and lip sync.
04:24Bada boom,
04:25bada bing,
04:26bada bam!
04:30GTL,
04:31Gym Tan Laundry,
04:32Jersey Shore.
04:32Gym.
04:33We don't do any of that.
04:34Bitch, right!
04:36Hello, hello, hello!
04:39Come on, dude!
04:41Siberian Tiger.
04:43Yes.
04:44Now, to make it
04:45into the Drag Race Hall of Fame,
04:46first,
04:47you need to survive
04:48your day in court.
04:50Oh!
04:51Yes.
04:52A little too close to home.
04:54If you recall
04:55from season four,
04:57I've been in jail,
04:58so that
05:01was shade.
05:02Now, for this week's
05:03Maxi Challenge,
05:04you'll be appearing
05:05on a twisted
05:06daytime court show
05:07called
05:08Jersey Justice.
05:10Yes!
05:11Come on,
05:12Jersey Justice.
05:13Starring South Plainfield's
05:15own
05:15Michelle Visage.
05:17Yes!
05:18Yes!
05:19Of course.
05:19Hashtag
05:20All Stars 4.
05:21You'll play
05:22litigious
05:23Jersey litigants
05:24with big hair,
05:25big boobs,
05:26and even bigger
05:28personalities.
05:29First,
05:30I need you
05:30to break into
05:31two teams of two
05:32and one team
05:34of three.
05:34Your choice.
05:35Go ahead.
05:36Yeah, I'm good.
05:37Dang!
05:37Highly melanated.
05:39Latrice,
05:40Monet,
05:40and Monique.
05:41You'll be arguing
05:42the case,
05:43how about them cakes?
05:44A timely dispute
05:45between a cake maker
05:47and a discriminated
05:48customer,
05:49Naomi and Manila.
05:51You'll be arguing
05:52the case,
05:53you made me look
05:54like a bitch,
05:55bitch.
05:55Perfect!
05:56It's all about
05:57a botched makeover,
05:58Jersey style.
05:59Someone's going
06:00tanning.
06:01And last but not least,
06:02Valentina and Trinity.
06:04You'll be arguing,
06:05I was snookered
06:06by a snookie.
06:07A case of
06:09stolen identity.
06:10Oh.
06:11Racers,
06:12start your engines
06:13and may the best
06:15all-star win.
06:16Yeah!
06:20Jersey!
06:21Jersey-licious.
06:23Listen,
06:23your honor,
06:24I'm living
06:24for this challenge.
06:25I love me a good
06:26daytime court show
06:27moment,
06:27like sitting at home
06:29watching Judge Judy
06:30with some Chinese food
06:31is my life.
06:32I want to be
06:33La Monica.
06:34La Monica?
06:34La Monica and La Minda.
06:36This week,
06:36we have an improv challenge.
06:38The key to improv
06:39is to make sure
06:40that you are funny
06:41and that you stay
06:41in character.
06:42You have to make sure
06:43that everyone
06:44has their moment
06:45to have their
06:46ba-dum-bum,
06:47ba-dum-bum,
06:48ba-dum-bum.
06:48It's not easy.
06:50Okay, this is going
06:50to be really cute.
06:51Girl, this is going
06:51to be stunning.
06:52I'm so excited about it.
06:53So what are you
06:53going to wear?
06:54I'll wear my
06:55pink bodycon dress.
06:55Let me show you
06:56out right here.
06:56Can you not wear
06:57a corset either?
06:58You have to have
06:59a booty-do.
06:59What the fuck
07:00is a booty-do?
07:01A booty-do is
07:01when you see
07:02a girl or a guy
07:03and his stomach
07:04sticks out further
07:04than his booty-do.
07:07The name of
07:08our courtroom scene
07:09is called
07:10How about the cake?
07:11I am the plaintiff,
07:13Latrice is the defendant
07:15and her daughter
07:15is Monet,
07:17the dumpy one
07:18with the booty-do.
07:19So I'm very excited.
07:21I told you
07:22your owner
07:22the bitch
07:22tried to sabotage
07:23me at my fucking wedding.
07:25Yavonna,
07:25tell her to call me
07:25a bitch one more time.
07:26The fucking bitch!
07:27You come in my shop,
07:29you're a fucking whore.
07:30Hello?
07:31You're a man
07:31for fucking jingo.
07:33You have no money!
07:34Excuse me,
07:35excuse me.
07:36You have no money.
07:37Your titties are lumpy!
07:38That is Valdeci
07:39from the promenade.
07:40Excuse me!
07:42These two
07:42are like
07:43loud as fuck.
07:45Anna Mae,
07:46is that what you're doing?
07:47These challenges
07:48can easily go south
07:49when one or two
07:51overpower another.
07:52So,
07:53stop screaming!
07:54This is kind of like
07:55a big life moment for me.
07:56Really?
07:57Yeah.
07:57Oh my gosh!
07:58We're looking up
07:58to you forever, bitch.
07:59That's so cute.
08:00It's fucking nuts
08:02to work with Manila Luzon.
08:03The 11th grader in me
08:05is shaking.
08:07I'm gonna be the salon owner.
08:08And you're gonna be
08:10the upset makeover victim.
08:12Oh, I'm filming you.
08:13How dare you ruin
08:14my makeup like this?
08:16I'm feeling pretty good
08:17about Naomi
08:17because she did really great
08:18at Snatch Game
08:19and she's been
08:20safe and consistent.
08:21She just needs to
08:23get it there.
08:24So,
08:24I'm giving Naomi
08:25everything she needs
08:26in order to succeed
08:27and be in the top with me
08:28because
08:29fuck fierce.
08:31Hello.
08:31We have to make it
08:32really comedic.
08:34Like,
08:34the more over-the-top
08:35crazy jersey we look,
08:36like hoop earrings
08:37and the nails
08:38and the big hair.
08:40So,
08:40I think I'm gonna be
08:41a little more measly.
08:42Yes.
08:42You know,
08:42like Fran Drescher
08:43a little bit.
08:44And you have to be
08:44kind of like meekish.
08:45Yeah,
08:46because it says
08:46that I'm ditzy
08:47and gullible.
08:48Yeah.
08:48I'm gonna channel
08:51pheromone.
08:53My name is
08:54Snooki McSnookerwitz.
08:55Don't go country
08:56with your accent,
08:57girl.
08:57My case is
08:58I was snookered
08:59by Snooki
09:00and I'm a little nervous
09:02about Valentina
09:03because she's not known
09:04for being funny,
09:05honey.
09:05You think I should
09:06talk with a voice
09:07like this?
09:08Yeah.
09:08She needs to be loud.
09:10She needs to be loud.
09:11I know.
09:13Maybe she talks
09:14in this town
09:15like a jazzy girl.
09:16Girl.
09:17Girl.
09:17A jazzy girl.
09:19Girl.
09:19Girl.
09:20Girl.
09:20Jersey girl.
09:21Jersey girl.
09:22Girl.
09:22Girl.
09:23Girl.
09:24I wanna go in there
09:25and know exactly
09:26what I'm gonna do
09:27and attack it
09:28and like fuck it up
09:29and know it
09:30at every second.
09:30I'm really hard
09:31on myself
09:32and when I start
09:34to get overwhelmed
09:35my brain
09:36it starts to go
09:37in circles
09:38and I start
09:39to think of
09:39too many things
09:40at once
09:40and I start
09:41to get doubtful
09:42and I start
09:43to feel like
09:43oh my god
09:44there's so much
09:45going on in my head.
09:47I can do voices, bitch.
09:49I can do voices
09:50but the improv
09:51that's gonna be
09:52my challenge.
09:53Knowing my story
09:53and making it funny
09:55because I will have
09:56the voice
09:56I will have the look
09:57but the way
09:58my brain works
09:59is where I'm gonna
10:00have this challenge.
10:01If you're having doubt
10:02I can do whatever
10:03character I need to do.
10:04Bitch, I will be the mom
10:05or I can be Snooki.
10:06You tell me.
10:08Improv is about
10:10thinking quick
10:11but also working
10:12as a team
10:13and Valentina
10:14is not about
10:14to bring me down, honey.
10:16I need to continue
10:17to do well
10:17in this competition.
10:18I don't need
10:19to be in the bottom.
10:21So, sweetie,
10:21you better get it together.
10:24You are about
10:25to enter the courtroom
10:26of Michelle Visage.
10:27Y'all ready
10:28for some Jersey Justice?
10:29Play, play, play, play, play.
10:31The shade is real.
10:32I don't got time
10:33for this shit.
10:33The tans are fake.
10:35Come on,
10:35I got a tanning appointment
10:36to go to.
10:37And the bailiff
10:38is shirtless.
10:39This is Jersey Justice.
10:42This is the plaintiff.
10:44She's suing a salon owner
10:45for over $5,000
10:47claiming she made her
10:49look like a bitch
10:50at her high school reunion.
10:54This is the defendant.
10:56She claims the plaintiff
10:57is telling a tale
10:58and actually looks quite
10:59fetching.
11:04All rise
11:05for the smoking hot judge,
11:06Michelle Visage.
11:12All right, all right,
11:13all right, all right,
11:14sit down, sit down.
11:15Hey, Tony.
11:15Hey, Your Honor.
11:16How you doing?
11:16I noticed you didn't
11:17call me honorable.
11:18Is that because of last night
11:19in my chambers?
11:20Uh, yeah.
11:21Um, go with that, I guess.
11:23Y'all ready
11:23for some Jersey Justice?
11:27Order in the court.
11:28Order in the court!
11:29Order, do you solemnly swear
11:31to tell the truth,
11:32the whole truth,
11:33or something like the truth,
11:34so help you,
11:35Jon Bon Jovi?
11:36Something like the truth.
11:37I swear.
11:38Shit.
11:39Plaintiff, what's your name?
11:41Tiffany with two eyes,
11:43a body with hearts.
11:44Defendant.
11:45Stephanie with an I,
11:47Angeline with a Y,
11:49ricotta like the cheese,
11:51permonata.
11:52Obviously Jewish.
11:53Five point thought.
11:55Yes.
11:55What's your story, Tiffany?
11:57So I was walking down
11:58Faro,
11:59and I saw a truck,
12:01like a food truck,
12:02but it was a travel salon.
12:04So I thought I would go in
12:05and get my hair did
12:06and get a makeover
12:07because I was trying
12:08to get ready
12:09for my 20th
12:11high school reunion,
12:12and I came out
12:13looking like
12:13a motherfucking dog.
12:17Okay, show us.
12:18Take it off,
12:19just take it off.
12:20Okay, okay.
12:20I feel like a stripper.
12:26I look like a dog.
12:27That's the tour.
12:29I was going to the mall
12:30to get a cute dress
12:31for the reunion,
12:32and they won't even
12:33let me in the store
12:34because I wasn't
12:35a service animal.
12:37I've waited 20 years
12:39to come back
12:40looking like this
12:41sexy, hot bitch,
12:43and now I just look
12:44like a freaking bitch.
12:47What do you want?
12:48I want $5,000.
12:51Do you know
12:51how many dresses
12:52at Wet Seal
12:53I could get
12:54with $5,000?
12:55I do.
12:56$5,000 for damages
12:58and $11.75
13:00for this flea collar
13:02that she somehow
13:03bamboozled me
13:04into purchasing,
13:05even though
13:06it's not even my collar.
13:09Defendant,
13:09what do you do
13:10for a living?
13:11I am a hairstylist.
13:12What's the name
13:13of your salon, Stephanie?
13:14The name of my salon
13:15is Bitchin' Beauty.
13:16I've had it
13:17for 19 years.
13:18It's attached
13:18to my boyfriend
13:19Vinny's 87 Mustangs.
13:22What kind of clientele
13:23do you host
13:23at Bitchin' Salon?
13:25Well,
13:25they normally
13:26got four legs,
13:27they normally
13:28got some anal glands
13:29going on,
13:30and they normally
13:30need their fleas
13:31and ticks treated.
13:33You own
13:33a dog grooming salon?
13:35And when she came
13:36in smelling
13:36like a wet dog,
13:37I just said,
13:38let's get to work.
13:39Naomi has
13:40a distinctive character,
13:42and she is bronze
13:43and Cheeto tan
13:44the house down.
13:46But Ms. Manila
13:47is clearly a star.
13:48How is it possible
13:50that you could not see
13:51that you were entering
13:52a dog salon?
13:53I would not have been
13:54wearing my glasses
13:55so much so
13:56because I think
13:57I look prettier
13:58without them.
13:59Stephanie,
13:59how could you not see
14:01that this was a human being
14:02walking into your dog truck?
14:03How can you not see
14:04that she doesn't look
14:05like a human being?
14:06This is my cart room.
14:07You don't talk
14:08to me that way.
14:09No.
14:10She's a human.
14:11You have a dog truck.
14:13They don't go.
14:14Your Honor,
14:14I look like shit.
14:15You prostitution labrador.
14:17How dare you?
14:18You two disgust me.
14:21You get out of here
14:22to bullshit.
14:22Get out.
14:23Case is missed.
14:23You and that ratchet ass dog.
14:25Her name is Panini.
14:26No.
14:26How dare you?
14:27I need my $5,000.
14:28Trakata from under
14:29your highness.
14:30No.
14:30You're not getting
14:31the $5,000.
14:32I want $5,000.
14:34I want $5,000.
14:35I want this.
14:36I want this.
14:36I am not getting it.
14:38I want this.
14:39Sounds like the litigants
14:40are coming out
14:41of the courtroom right now.
14:42Let's see if we can
14:42get a word with them.
14:43Hey, ladies.
14:43Hello, hello.
14:45Now, listen.
14:46Jersey justice,
14:46was it served today?
14:48No.
14:48I want my money.
14:50I want my money.
14:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
14:52Oh, oh, okay.
14:53It's a change,
14:54you filthy animal.
14:55Oh, okay.
14:55All right, ladies.
14:55We're going to get ready
14:56for the next case.
14:57Thank you very much.
15:00This is the plaintiff.
15:01She's suing a bakery owner
15:03for ruining her wedding
15:04with a disrespectful dessert.
15:09This is the defendant.
15:10She claims that when it comes
15:11to serving cakes,
15:13she never disappoints.
15:18You guys swear to tell the truth.
15:19If not, I'll put a hit out on you.
15:20For sure.
15:21Got it.
15:21All right, plaintiff.
15:22What's your name?
15:23My name is Anastasia Ravioli Raghu.
15:26Yes, I'm a part of the Raghu family.
15:27I got married last Friday.
15:29How old are you?
15:29I'm 26.
15:3026.
15:31Okay, you're getting married at 26?
15:32Good for you.
15:33You can't look like this forever.
15:35So why are you here, Anastasia?
15:37So the defendant, family friend,
15:38went to school with her daughter.
15:40She owns a bakery.
15:41I said, oh my God, I'm getting married.
15:42She's black.
15:43I'm black.
15:43I support black businesses.
15:44It'll be great.
15:45You know, upbringing, the community.
15:46Great.
15:47I tell her that I want the cake
15:48to say Anastasia and Barbie,
15:50true love forever.
15:51Okay.
15:51What I get the day of, horrible train wreck,
15:55like sabotage, like booby truck,
15:56like what the hell?
15:57I don't know.
15:57Is that the cake right there?
15:58This is the cake right here.
15:59I'm watching Latrice keeping quiet
16:01and just kind of letting Monique steal the focus.
16:04This was her chance to have her redemption
16:05from her snatch game.
16:07Latrice has to bring it times two, times ten.
16:11So first of all, your honor,
16:12she puts white people on the cake.
16:14Where's Santana?
16:16Oh my gosh.
16:18It says Lisa.
16:19My name's Anastasia.
16:20Oh boy, okay.
16:21So it says Lisa is a total skank
16:23and everyone knows it.
16:24They call her a doorknob.
16:25A doorknob.
16:26Everybody gets a turn.
16:27Yeah.
16:28So your honor, I'm suing for $500,
16:31the price of the cake.
16:32But then also, I want an additional $5,000.
16:35Pain and suffering, emotional distress.
16:37I was called a whore, a doorknob.
16:39She's over there looking like a big butter turkey ball.
16:41Like what's going on?
16:43Defendant, what's your name?
16:44I'm Anna Mae.
16:45I've known the plaintiff for her whole entire life.
16:47Basically her and my daughter
16:49grew up together.
16:50They went to school together.
16:51They were good friends.
16:52She turned into a whore.
16:54Are you going to call me a whore?
16:55Are you going to use her?
16:55You're on your freaking second marriage at 26.
16:58Security.
16:59You want to call me a whore?
17:00Security.
17:02Sugar daddy.
17:05Latrice, Latrice, Latrice.
17:10Where are the jokes?
17:12Did you or did you not make that cake?
17:14We at Anna Mae's would never do work like this.
17:18Objectify.
17:19Objectify.
17:20What?
17:21Objectify.
17:21No, baby.
17:22I don't need you to talk.
17:23I let you speak.
17:24Oh my gosh.
17:25I don't know how that description got on there.
17:27I don't even know what that inscription is.
17:29This is not my hand.
17:29Well, lucky for you, I had them analyze the handwriting.
17:34Oh, really?
17:34And I would like to present to you a hostile witness.
17:41Look familiar, Anna Mae?
17:43Mama, let me tell you something.
17:45Hello, Yvonne.
17:45How are you?
17:46First of all, what's your name?
17:47You want to know my name?
17:48I asked you your name.
17:49Okay, well, you said I'm hostile.
17:50You seem a little hostile yourself.
17:51Just saying.
17:51This is my core, bitch.
17:53Respect your elder.
17:54I taught you better than death.
17:55Clearly not.
17:56Yvonne, my name is Alexis.
17:58Yvonne, she brought up 40.
17:59I tend to get thirsty, Yvonne.
18:02Tell me your story.
18:02Why are you here?
18:03Okay, Yvonne, first of all, yes, I did write on that cake.
18:06You wrote on the cake.
18:07Mama, I'm going to say it in a second.
18:08I did.
18:09But here's the reason.
18:10Because she is a nasty, skanky whore.
18:13Anastasia Fettuccine Alfredo Ragu al dente pasta.
18:15What's your fucking language?
18:16You kiss your mother with that fucking mouth?
18:18And my boyfriend, Yvonne.
18:20So here's the story.
18:21So we've been best friends forever since elementary school.
18:24We were on the playground, and I was together in fourth grade.
18:26Me and Barbie Z started going steady.
18:28We were on the topsy-turvy going rounds and rounds.
18:30And Miss Anastasia spins the bitch too fast.
18:33I get nauseous after my pesto Alfredo sauce bar stuff that we had for lunch.
18:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:39Monet was doing a great job, and she was funny, but then I just lost the story.
18:42So she spun it and made me throw up on Barbie Z on his Cavabachi jeans because of that poor.
18:47I still don't understand the cake and how the writing got on the cake and why the mom and the
18:52dog.
18:52I still don't get it.
18:53In seventh grade, do you know that she let the whole varsity and junior varsity team do things to her?
18:57In high school, I hired the nickname Miss Headquarters.
18:59You know what I'm saying?
19:00She was giving her for 25 cents.
19:02Excuse me, it was a quarter.
19:03It was not 25 cents.
19:04It was a quarter.
19:05This is why you should have went to college.
19:06It was a quarter.
19:07It was a quarter.
19:08Anastasia, Ragu, Penalini, Alfredo, and a vodka pasta.
19:12You are a nasty slut and a whore.
19:15Oh, my gosh.
19:16Bitch.
19:17Bitch.
19:17I got a bitch.
19:18Bitch.
19:20Bitch.
19:20You raggedy.
19:21You raggedy bitch.
19:22Bitch.
19:25Bitch.
19:28Bitch.
19:30Bitch.
19:31Bitch.
19:32Somebody get me a piece of cake, Tony.
19:36Hashtag, that bitch got beat with a cake.
19:38This is real buttercream.
19:40Anastasia, over here.
19:41You never disrespect my daughter.
19:43It was supposed to be red velvet.
19:45Dippy, Alexis, you.
19:47Anastasia, you.
19:48Approach the bench.
19:50Believe it or not, I have been called a whore.
19:52I have been called a slut.
19:54I have been called a trollop.
19:55But my girlfriends and I, can I tell you how we used to make up?
19:58We'd make out.
20:00So, why don't you guys give it a shot?
20:02Just make out.
20:02It'll make it all better.
20:08There you go.
20:09Hey.
20:10Hey.
20:11Hey.
20:12This is love.
20:15Hey, sisters.
20:16Love wins.
20:20Monique better pray to Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints that the judges are judging us on individual
20:26parts because Monet and Latrice are just a hot mess.
20:30It's a hot, shitty mess.
20:32Welcome back to Jersey Justice.
20:34The hair is big, the nails are sharp, and the rulings are ridiculous.
20:39This is the plaintiff.
20:40She's suing an entertainer for $1 million for being a snook-a-like.
20:48Where's the other one?
20:49She's always late.
20:50Listen, I got a tanning appointment.
20:51We got a wrap, so let's just get this started.
20:52Sure.
20:53Great.
20:53What's your name?
20:54My name is Fisher Pice.
21:01Tell me, Fisher.
21:02What you doing here?
21:03I have three lovely daughters at home that look up to me, and I wanted to do something
21:07nice for their birthday, and they love Snooki.
21:11So, I got my pool boy, Ronnie, to show me how to get on the face of the book, and
21:16I messaged
21:17Snooki, and I invite her over for some lasagna and $2,500 just to, you know, casually hang
21:23out with my daughters in.
21:25So, where does it all go wrong?
21:26She comes in three hours past when she's supposed to be there, you judge.
21:31And she looks a hot mess.
21:32It says here you're suing for a million dollars.
21:34She embarrassed me in front of my community.
21:37I got snookered by Snooki.
21:39All right.
21:40Well, you know what?
21:40I'm about to throw this case out the window.
21:42I don't got time for this.
21:43Sorry, I'm late.
21:44Oh.
21:44Sorry, I'm late.
21:46This is the defendant.
21:47She claims she's innocent and that the plaintiff misread the situation.
21:54Well, look who finally decided to show up in our courtroom.
21:58Valentina's look, oh my God, amazing.
22:00Girl, she looked like she just left the strip club, had one too many tequilas, and a few
22:06whiskey shots, okay?
22:07She's that girl.
22:08It's funny.
22:09I am the OG Snooki.
22:11Look at me.
22:12From Saquacus.
22:13She looks like a sarcophagus.
22:15Oh, yes?
22:16She's nothing like she is on TV.
22:19Snooki, tell me your story.
22:20Okay.
22:21So, I work at the Kitty Cat Paddy Wack.
22:23You know, I work there.
22:24I strip there.
22:25I live there.
22:27And now this whore wants to sue me for one million dollars.
22:29You're lucky I don't...
22:31Yeah.
22:34You say you're the OG Snooki.
22:35I happen to know a lot about Jersey Shore.
22:38So, let me ask you some questions.
22:39What does GTL stand for?
22:41Giant Kitty Lady.
22:43She's wrong.
22:44She's wrong.
22:45What is the female version of a Guido called?
22:47Cheeto.
22:48No, wrong.
22:49I use it to contour.
22:51We can see that, you bitch.
22:53Okay, Snooki.
22:55If you're the real Snooki,
22:56show me some identification.
23:00Oh.
23:01Well, what do you know, Your Honor?
23:02I don't know the rules.
23:03So, I'll give this all what you want to him.
23:05What do you got there?
23:06What's my birth certificate?
23:08Hear the facts.
23:09What do you know?
23:10Bada bee, bada boo.
23:11Let me take a look at that.
23:12Birth certification, Snooki, McSnookawit.
23:15Date of birth, 1985.
23:19The real Snooki was born in 1987.
23:23You are the OG Snooki.
23:26That's a lie, Your Honor.
23:27I got condemned.
23:29Come take a look.
23:30Go to Little Jet.
23:35Oh, you fucking whore.
23:38Oh, man.
23:39Oh, man.
23:40You look like fucking Joe Riven, you fucking whore.
23:42Oh, man.
23:43You're my grateful, royal, slick trap.
23:46I'm going to kill you.
23:53Stop it.
23:54Stop it right now.
23:55Stop it.
23:58Stop it.
23:59Order is on the floor.
24:06God bless the Lord in space.
24:08All right.
24:09We're going to see if we can get a word from the litigants as they leave the courtroom here.
24:12So, uh, you brought a case against this, uh, lady right here.
24:16Are you happy with the decision?
24:18No, absolutely not.
24:19How do you feel about it?
24:20I feel good.
24:21I just won a million dollars.
24:23Okay, I think she believes she won a million dollars.
24:25Listen, uh, will you ever bring a case against anybody in New Jersey ever again?
24:30Absolutely not.
24:30I'm going to take care of it myself the old-fashioned way.
24:34All right.
24:34Thank you, ladies.
24:35Thank you very much.
24:35Can you go get my car, sweetheart?
24:37Uh, sure.
24:38Thank you very much.
24:39Just remember, if you break the law, don't do it in Jersey.
24:47Are butterflies still in fashion?
24:50Girl.
24:51It is a brand new morning in the workroom.
24:53I left my Jersey girl on the turnpike.
24:55The runway look today is curves and swerves padded for the gods.
24:58And I'm ready to get this curves and swerves popping and hopefully get a chance to lip sync for some
25:03money, girl.
25:04Okay, today's look is very lazy, very cash, but she's still in designer.
25:08Prada, Prada, Saint Laurent, and Zara.
25:11Cute.
25:12Give me a break.
25:13Keisha Cole, what's going on over there with your hair?
25:15I'm going to give you Kenya Kardashian, girl.
25:17Coming into the workroom, everyone is feeling confident.
25:21But America, in this competition, anything can happen.
25:24And someone is going home.
25:27Oh, how cute.
25:28Filted.
25:29This is fabulous.
25:30It's all about proportions, right?
25:32I'm very happy with my Jersey Justice performance.
25:34And I feel like Naomi and I are topping tonight.
25:38Not each other.
25:40How do you think you did yesterday?
25:42We were hilarious.
25:44Because I know that I saw in the beginning you were very, you were holding back.
25:48For my part, it wasn't very much story.
25:51Do you think that's going to hurt you?
25:53It hurt me?
25:54It shouldn't hurt me.
25:55I thought we were entertaining as hell.
25:57I feel like we all have no idea.
25:59Until the judges say something.
26:02Say our group is in the bottom.
26:04I don't even, I can't see how that could happen.
26:07Latrice is feeling really confident right now.
26:09But I personally feel like she could have done better.
26:12So I'm worried that my friend is going to be in the bottom.
26:17I feel like we did such an amazing job.
26:20I know within my heart that I did amazing.
26:23And I'm really excited about my runway because I'm really pushing outside of my box.
26:27So I have nothing to worry about.
26:28I'm going to win this challenge no matter what.
26:30You definitely like made up for the Snatch Game.
26:34Yeah.
26:34Improved while you're here.
26:35I think I did really good.
26:37I think that we worked really well together.
26:39We do because we're good old pals.
26:42Can I ask you a question?
26:43This has been bothering me.
26:44What?
26:44So when you first came in, when the show told you to introduce you, who are you?
26:48What are you here for?
26:48Uh-huh.
26:49Did you forget your name?
26:51For a quick second, yeah.
26:52Okay.
26:53It was like...
26:54Fish up.
26:56Okay.
26:57Okay.
26:58It was for a quick second.
26:59Do you know how long that takes?
27:01A second is a long time.
27:02If I ask you what's your name and you're like...
27:04But I ain't worried about that, girl, because my performance overall was sick.
27:08Great.
27:08Girl, my performance was good.
27:10She needs to be worried about herself, not worried about if I fumbled one word when she
27:15fumbled the entire set.
27:16Crashed and burned, bitch.
27:18Nobody was perfect.
27:19Nobody was perfect.
27:20So everybody had that second.
27:22Yeah.
27:22I started off slow.
27:24Well.
27:24Well.
27:25Well, girl, let's be real.
27:26I love it.
27:27Let's be honest, girl.
27:28Tell me.
27:29Where were the jokes?
27:30Where were the jokes?
27:32Bitch, I had jokes.
27:33And I know.
27:34The people who needed to catch him caught him.
27:38It wasn't your best, Atreese.
27:39Let's just say that, okay?
27:41Damn.
27:41But at the end of the day, like, no one wants to send your ass home, bitch.
27:45Girl, you're so beloved.
27:46If this is your time to be in the bottom, you ain't going home.
27:49Ain't nobody wants you to go home.
27:51I don't want to be here.
27:52This is that.
27:52So I guess we'll see.
27:54I guess we'll see.
27:58You said nobody went home.
28:00Atreese.
28:01I mean, if you are, you're done.
28:02You're trying it.
28:02Well, let me ask you this.
28:04What if I'm in the bottom, too?
28:06And you went the lip sync.
28:09I'm sending your ass home, bitch, because sending Latreese home, that's too much.
28:13You would send me home when I would have saved you.
28:17She's the dearly beloved.
28:20What did you just say?
28:22So this is how Villain Tina is going to play the game?
28:28Oh, no, sweetie.
28:30You fucking went the wrong, bitch.
28:54Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race All-Star.
28:58Judge Michelle Visage.
29:00Now, I hear justice is blind, but you're going to poke somebody's eyes out with those things.
29:04Oh, you sweet talker.
29:08Style superstar Carson Kressley.
29:10Now, have you ever been sued?
29:12No, but I had a gag order once.
29:13That was fun.
29:16Actress and comedian Erica Ashe.
29:19Now, are you a lawyer?
29:20Well, not in real life, Ru, but I do play one on my new show, In Contempt, on BET.
29:24Now, was that a shameless plug?
29:27Guilty as charged.
29:29Zoe Kravitz.
29:30Now, do you have any plot points from Big Little Lies you'd like to share with us?
29:33I plead the fifth.
29:35This week, we challenge our queens to improv their ways through the Jersey court system.
29:40Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best All-Star win.
29:49Category is Swerves and Curves, Padded for the Gods.
29:54First up, Manila Luzon.
29:56Cruella DeVille meets Reese Witherspoon.
29:59I am padded for the gods.
30:01I feel like Louis XIV, Rococo Chanel.
30:05I'm giving you body, yaddy, yaddy, old school style.
30:08The verdict is in.
30:09She's quilting.
30:10As charged.
30:12Naomi Smalls.
30:14I'm serving you real housewife of 1950s.
30:18My husband loves this dark cherry.
30:20Little does he know it's poison berry.
30:23This outfit is smokin'.
30:24Yes.
30:25Like a separate housewife gone psycho.
30:27Turn high.
30:28Turn high.
30:28Turn high.
30:29Trinity the tuck.
30:31Her hair is waving at us.
30:32It goes so well with her costume.
30:34Everybody knows that I have natural curves, but tonight, I've got curves and swerves for
30:39your nerves, aren't they?
30:41Ribs for her pleasure.
30:42That's a lot of pleasure, Carson.
30:45Valentina.
30:45What in the world?
30:46Oh, oh, oh, oh.
30:48Oh, I see a pattern here.
30:49Yes.
30:50I'm giving you fashion straight from the atelier.
30:53We are going behind the scenes, and I'm showing you everything that drag is before
30:58it becomes the final piece.
30:59Hmm, that reminds me of something.
31:01I've got to put a pin in it.
31:02Yeah, yeah.
31:03Monique Hart.
31:04Dairy Queen.
31:05There we go.
31:07See, I can't eat dairy.
31:08It goes straight to my hips.
31:09My look is inspired by Alexander McQueen.
31:14Hashtag exaggerated.
31:15I really like the way she moves.
31:17Yes.
31:18I tell you, I could watch this till the cows come home.
31:22Latrice Royale.
31:23Beat it for the gods.
31:24Yeah.
31:25Is it me, or does she look stoned?
31:27I am feeling my absolute most gorgeous.
31:31I have on the most thickening gown.
31:34Baby, you cannot tell me I'm not loving and living for myself.
31:37So that's where all my candy went.
31:39Ha, ha, ha.
31:40Monet exchange.
31:41She can pop my cork in a day.
31:43Ooh, bottoms up.
31:44It's so funny.
31:45That's exactly how I store my glass.
31:47I'm paying homage to one of the biggest booty bitches in the business, Miss Kim Kardashian.
31:53I am the fourth Kardashian, Kenya Kardashian.
31:56Ooh!
32:00Welcome, ladies.
32:02Now, before we proceed, I need you to apologize to anyone who has ever lived in, lived by, or
32:12visited the great state of New Jersey.
32:16Bada-bada-bada-bada.
32:17Sorry, baby.
32:19Good.
32:19Well, that should clear things up.
32:21Ha, ha, ha.
32:22Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
32:24First up, Manila Luzon.
32:26I love pink on you.
32:27I think it looks really pretty.
32:29I get the padding in the fabric, so I understand that is your interpretation.
32:33You look beautiful.
32:34I love that in the challenge, you were a French poodle, and now you've stuck with that, and
32:40you're wearing a French designer.
32:41It's obviously an homage to Chanel.
32:43Yeah, a little Rococo Chanel.
32:44Right.
32:45Improv, not easy.
32:46And I thought your performance was really, really great.
32:49I love that you snuck a bark kind of in the middle of that whole thing, which I thought
32:52was a really, really fun detail.
32:54You were fully committed.
32:55You were really fun.
32:58Up next, Naomi Smalls.
33:00This particular look, I live for it.
33:03I love drag that when you come out, we automatically get the story.
33:06We know what you're selling.
33:08I'm looking around, you're giving us some great swerves and curves here.
33:10Your booty looks crazy.
33:12What you're serving is delicious, even though it's burnt.
33:16In the Jersey Justice Challenge, you absolutely looked like you were from New Jersey.
33:21Hey.
33:21Leopard print, obviously, is my favorite color in the world.
33:26The only thing I wanted from you was more.
33:28I felt like you were not giving as much as Manila was giving.
33:34When you first walked into the challenge, I thought, I can't wait.
33:39Unfortunately, I think you kind of got lost in the scene.
33:41But the look, it was absolutely priceless.
33:45Up next, Trinity the Tuck.
33:48Let's talk about your outfit.
33:49It actually is my favorite outfit on the runway today.
33:52I'd love to borrow your thighs.
33:53They look amazing.
33:55I'll take you to my doctor.
33:58You have come a really long way with knowing that you're funny, but I just think this kind
34:03of stalled for you.
34:04I wanted you to just keep going.
34:05Keep filling me up with your story.
34:07I think I was just scared to overstep Valentina because I wanted us both to have our moment.
34:14You know, not wanting to overshadow Valentina is very nice, but it puts you in a difficult
34:17position, so don't hold back.
34:19So you're basically saying, fuck Valentina.
34:21You know, it's competition.
34:23Do what you need to do.
34:24You know, do you want to win or you want a participation ribbon?
34:26That's really what it boils down to.
34:27Up next, Valentina.
34:30Hello.
34:31I love this outfit.
34:33If deconstructed fashion was the theme at the Met, like this would be a wonderful thing
34:37to wear.
34:37You look really chic and sophisticated.
34:39I love that you don't have hair on.
34:40It almost looks like a bun, which is really, really cool.
34:43Listen, I don't get it.
34:44I don't think that it necessarily fits with the swerves and curves and pads.
34:47To me, it doesn't quite work.
34:49Your acting challenge.
34:51I was a little nervous for you, but I thought your acting chops have really been refined,
34:55so whatever you're doing, keep doing it.
34:57I really enjoyed you, and I want you to keep letting yourself go like that.
35:01Allowing yourself to be in the moment.
35:02Not worrying about being pretty.
35:04Maybe that's why.
35:05Because you looked a mess, so you were able to be a mess.
35:07Thank you, man.
35:09Monique Hart.
35:10Monique.
35:11Tonight on the runway, I mean, it's pure comedy.
35:13You are showing us your curves as insane and in places that I'd never thought curves occurred.
35:20I've spent a lot of time around dairy cattle.
35:22Don't ask.
35:23But even the cow's hips are like that.
35:26They're very pointy and bony and wider than the rest of their bodies.
35:29I had a cow over this when you came out.
35:31I want to talk about your performances on Astasha.
35:35The voice was a bit shrill and doing my head in, but it was perfect for the character.
35:39I absolutely loved it.
35:41You were so in it every second of the way.
35:45It almost scared me how much you were in it.
35:47When there was a cake thrown in your face, you were still in it.
35:50I didn't see you break once.
35:51I enjoy the understated character and I enjoy the overstated character as long as either
35:57one is not done horribly.
35:59And I think you did yours very beautifully.
36:00I love the I objectify.
36:03Really well done.
36:06Latrice Royale.
36:06This is your goddamn category.
36:09This is yours.
36:09Wurfs and curves all the way.
36:10I do want to commend you on how beautiful you look on the runway tonight.
36:14I cinched for the very first time.
36:15Oh, bitch, I can see it.
36:16Do you not usually cinch?
36:17Never.
36:17Ever?
36:17Ever.
36:18It's not fun.
36:19No, it's not, but I'm hooked.
36:22You can tell me I wasn't fine, baby.
36:23In the courtroom, Anna Mae.
36:25Anna Mae was kind of gone from Mason Trees.
36:27She was not there?
36:28Going up against the powerhouse that is Monique, you had to match her.
36:32And you didn't have to do it loud and crazy like she was, but you were this proper woman.
36:36You could have gone all the way that way.
36:38The minute you think you've given too much, we're still going to ask for more.
36:42We are greedy ass bottoms.
36:45And that takes us to Carson Kressley.
36:47Anna Mae.
36:49Yeah, I think we needed Anna more.
36:51You're all all-stars.
36:52Everyone is at the top of their game.
36:54We need you to pop in those scenes, so amp it up.
36:57Up next, Monet X Change.
36:59I love a surprise on the runway.
37:01So when you first emerged and it was just like a black gown with a champagne bottle,
37:05the pearl necklace, we're just like, okay.
37:06And then you turn around and pop that.
37:10That was really fun.
37:11This is an image that is overdone until the cows come home.
37:16Sorry, Monique.
37:17But the way you did it on the runway was fun because you brought it to life.
37:21When you first walked into the challenge, you were at a bit of a disadvantage because
37:24you come in a little bit later than everybody else.
37:26So they've gotten all the good stuff before you get there.
37:29That, for me, made it very tough to get involved in your character.
37:33You have to be a little bit more creative.
37:34Yeah, there were a lot of great moments.
37:36I just feel like I didn't maybe know who you were.
37:39What I felt like I was seeing was Monet in a blonde wig.
37:42I didn't feel a character development really at all.
37:45And I felt like you guys basically handed the scene over to Monique.
37:51Now, based on the judges' critiques, I've made some decisions.
37:57Monique Hart.
38:00Manila Luzon.
38:03You're the top two all-stars of the week.
38:08Conjaculation.
38:09Ladies, ladies, you've each won a $2,500 gift card from FierceQueen.com.
38:15And a $2,000 gift card from Aaliyah's Closet.
38:22Trinity the Tuck.
38:24Naomi Smalls.
38:27Valentina.
38:31You are all safe.
38:38Which means Latrice Royale and Monet Exchange.
38:43You are in the bottom two.
38:47Monique and Manila.
38:49Each of you needs to decide which of the bottom two you'll eliminate if you win the lip sync.
38:57So, while you queens deliberate in the workroom, the judges and I will be making autonomous sensory meridian response videos.
39:09Thank you, ladies.
39:10Thank you, ladies.
39:10You may leave the stage.
39:20My jersey girl was good.
39:22My swerves and curves runway you can't come for.
39:25And I won.
39:25But these are my two teammates in the bottom two.
39:29I have to send one of them.
39:32America, I'm Goop.
39:34I hate this.
39:36It's like, what do you do?
39:37This is horrible.
39:40I know we all sacrificed a lot.
39:43But I've given up so much to be here.
39:48This is not my time.
39:50I've been doing this for 25 years.
39:53But there's always been this, like, unfulfilled prophecy.
39:58And all I wanted to do when I came back here was get my crown.
40:03And that's why it's so heartbreaking that you're here in this position.
40:07I love you, Latrice.
40:08I love you, too.
40:10Latrice has had an amazing career.
40:12She has.
40:13But this competition is not about how many years you've been in the business, girl.
40:18You have not been up to par the entire time we've been here.
40:21And tonight, you were the worst.
40:23Goodbye.
40:24It sucks to be here with someone like Latrice.
40:26Who we all love and know and respect.
40:28Because I feel like Latrice and I are both talented.
40:29And we are both two people who have been trying our damnedest in this competition.
40:34But I feel like it's not my time to go.
40:36Ladies, I'm boiling.
40:38My blood is simmering through my veins.
40:41And I have some things to say, okay?
40:43I am deeply and utterly offended that Judge, with the bun and the gold,
40:50I do not appreciate her non-constructive criticism of my beautiful outfit.
40:55Sis, I love you, but you're safe.
40:59I was phenomenal.
41:01No matter what anybody says, in my mind, in my world, in my fantasy, I won.
41:06Monique, I'm not ready to go.
41:08I feel like I'm on the right path to doing stuff.
41:11And this was a misstep.
41:12Monique, I hate this.
41:14And I hate that it's Latrice.
41:16I feel like if it was anybody else, it would be so easy.
41:19I love both of y'all so much just to be in this place, girl.
41:24I have a pretty decent track record as competition, you know?
41:27I mean, I don't know.
41:28It's kind of hard because you were in the top one week.
41:30And you were in the bottom.
41:32And then with Latrice, both weeks back to back have been challenges where she wasn't horrible.
41:38Yeah.
41:38She just didn't shine.
41:40It's tough.
41:41I know it's a hard decision.
41:42But I feel like I'm fucking working hard in this goddamn competition.
41:45And you someone from day one said that you're playing a fair game.
41:48It is true.
41:53Latrice, you're such a dear friend with me.
41:55You're like one of my best friends in the whole world.
41:57I got you, right?
41:59I'm going to tear the fucking roof off this place to save my friend.
42:04Thank you so much, Denise.
42:09Latrice didn't quite hit the mark in this challenge.
42:12But I know that she has so much more to give.
42:15And I want my friend to be here with me.
42:16That's the kind of person I am.
42:17And if you know me long enough, you'll know that I got your back no matter what.
42:21I love you, Latrice.
42:23So much.
42:24Let's show these bitches how we do it.
42:26Okay?
42:27The OGs, right?
42:28The OGs, bitch.
42:31I really love Latrice.
42:33But girl, because you've been doing drag for 100 years, you think you deserve the crown?
42:36That ain't cute to me because guess what?
42:39I've seen Manila.
42:40If she wins, she's going to pick Latrice to stay.
42:43Yep.
42:43Because they're friends.
42:44I think Manila is very calculated.
42:47Monet is obviously more competition to her than Latrice.
42:52And coming into this competition, you're not handed a packet of rules.
42:56Of course not, girl.
42:57It's called morals.
42:59It's called fairness.
43:01I'm not playing that shady shit here.
43:04Manila lose on.
43:17I just want to say, I just feel like my work at All Stars is not done.
43:20I want to be a Manila Luzon.
43:23I want to be a Latrice Royale.
43:24I want to be a Raven.
43:25I want to be a Raja.
43:26I want to be that drag race girl that people, seasons later, will be like, oh, well, may
43:30exchange?
43:31You know what I mean?
43:32I'm very impressed by you.
43:34You're amazing for showing how far you've come in just such a short time.
43:39And it sucks because I want to see more from you.
43:41Yeah.
43:42But it's like...
43:43I know.
43:44It sucks.
43:45You've done well in this competition.
43:48And you should be praised for that.
43:51Manila is Latrice's best friend here.
43:53So it's like, if she wants to save her friend, like, she is well in her right to do so.
43:57There are no rules that you have to make a decision based on.
43:59But bitch, the bottom line is that it is shady if I go home today.
44:04The reason that this sucks is because you are who you are to me and who you are to so
44:08many other young black gay men and then just to the community as a whole.
44:12So it is...
44:13Well, I'm going to tell you that.
44:14And I'm going to tell you this with every fiber of my being.
44:19I guarantee you.
44:21You keep me.
44:22I'm not going to be back here next week.
44:26This is an awful feeling.
44:27This is against everything I'm here for.
44:30And the fact of the matter is there's no other place that I would rather be right now than here.
44:35And that's saying a lot considering that I have a wedding to get planned.
44:38To be getting to.
44:39You know what I'm saying?
44:40This is a whole lot.
44:41I'm trying.
44:42Baby, this is not hard.
44:43I'm the most respected, beloved queen in the game.
44:47That's who deserves and should be in the competition.
44:51Just let me go and get my mind right.
44:53And I love you.
44:54I love you.
44:54I love you.
44:56I want us to do some ASMR triggers.
45:02To help us relax.
45:05I'm going to use my sharp talents to gently caress this fierce Daft Boy fan.
45:17Silence.
45:19Bring back my all-stars.
45:31After all these years, I'm still Team Latrilla.
45:35So it's no secret that I will save Latrice.
45:38She hasn't been able to shine and really show everything she's got.
45:45I don't think that she's going to get that chance unless I'm able to save her.
45:50I don't know what to do.
45:51I love them both.
45:53And I'm really torn.
45:56Do I keep the person that's been an inspiration to me, even though her report card is just C's?
46:03Or do I give the person a second chance to redeem themselves for an off week who has had at
46:10least one A+.
46:13Reality is the world's going to be gagged.
46:17Am I making the right decision?
46:24Welcome back, ladies.
46:26Two top all-stars stand before me.
46:29Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of the Elton John classic,
46:35The Bitch is Back, performed by Tina Turner.
46:40Ladies, this is your chance to impress me, win $10,000, and earn the power to give one of the
46:48bottom queens the chop.
46:52The time has come to lip-sync for your legacy.
46:59And as Sir Elton John always says...
47:03Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
47:08Yes!
47:09Message!
47:11I couldn't have said it better myself.
47:16I was justified when I was five.
47:20Raising hands and spit in your eyes.
47:23The times are changing, now the poker's back.
47:27But the fever's gonna attack you when the bitch gets back on.
47:31Eat me, I'm fine, and that's all right.
47:35I equally stay for the Saturday night.
47:38I can bitch the best as a social dude.
47:41I get high from just thinking about the thing I do.
47:44Oh yeah, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a fat.
47:48And it's gone, gone, so there's a matter of time.
47:55I get the time, I'm picking brains.
47:58I sell my soul, I brought the things.
48:01And no one knows my thought was bad.
48:04It's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back on.
48:08I wasn't able to save Latrice and myself on All Stars 1 with my lip sequence.
48:12So I gotta make sure that I give it everything I have.
48:15I have to win this thing.
48:16Bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a fat.
48:19Stomp your soul forever better.
48:21And I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bad.
48:26Stomp your soul forever better.
48:29And the shit, I can bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a better than you.
48:32Just the way that I move, the things that I do.
48:35Whoo-!!
48:36Woo-hoo-whoa- action!!
48:39Yeah I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch,
48:41I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch,
48:51Yay!
49:10Ladies, I've made my decision.
49:17Money card.
49:20Your winner, baby.
49:24This is my first time actually winning my lip sync ever.
49:27Praise the Lord, America.
49:29I won $10,000.
49:31You don't have to do a 10-step.
49:33But first, I have to send someone home.
49:36And that sucks.
49:38Conjagulations.
49:39You've earned a cash tip.
49:41$10,000.
49:44Manila, you're safe.
49:46You may join the other girls.
49:59Now, will the bottom two please step forward?
50:09Monique, with great power comes great responsibility.
50:15Which queen have you chosen to get the top?
50:21This moment is beautiful and joyous because it's my first lip sync, redeeming myself.
50:25However, I love these two.
50:30This is horrible.
50:33The person I chose.
50:35They are sickening.
50:37They are stunning.
50:39They really do give you the ooh-ah-ah sensation.
50:43They just won't be doing it here with us.
50:46I chose the choice.
50:59Latrice Royale.
51:01As it is written, so it shall be done.
51:05You are and will always be
51:09an all-star.
51:11Now,
51:13sashay away.
51:16Thank y'all.
51:24Love you all.
51:26Good luck.
51:28I love you too.
51:31I love you.
51:34Always larger than charge.
51:35Chunky yet funky.
51:36Bold and beautiful.
51:37And this is not the end of me, darling.
51:45Anybody could have been in the bottom.
51:46It just so happened it was me and Monet.
51:48You know, I get it.
51:49I understand it.
51:50Did I come out here and do what I intended to do?
51:52No.
51:53Will I wake up tomorrow and still be fabulous?
51:55Absolutely.
51:56So,
51:58oh well.
51:59Everything happens for a reason.
52:01If this is not my destiny,
52:02then there's something bigger and better out there waiting for me.
52:04Okay.
52:05No matter what,
52:06but I am still Latrice motherfucking Royale
52:08and nobody will ever take that away from me.
52:15Congratulations, all-stars.
52:16And remember,
52:17if you can't love yourself,
52:20how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
52:21Can I get an amen up in here?
52:22Amen.
52:23All right.
52:24Now let the music play.