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00:16I'm going to get better at this.
00:24Better at what?
00:27Keep them coming, Murray.
00:30I love it.
00:31You guys, what are you doing?
00:32The show is about starch.
00:36I'm ready.
00:38I do this every night.
00:42Come join our parties, their living room size.
00:47When two teams of drag queens compete for the prize.
00:53Who won't be the winner?
00:56Drag me to deny.
01:01Hail to the gods, goddesses, and god exes.
01:05I'm your host, Murray Hill.
01:07I'm much taller online.
01:09Tonight, two teams of your favorite drag queens will go head to head to throw dragtastic theme
01:14parties for our judges.
01:16She's an amateur magician who was once the president of a magic castle.
01:20It's Neil Patrick Harris.
01:21Often confused for a raccoon puppet, Bianca Del Rio.
01:26She's more than just a pretty face.
01:28She has pretty hands and pretty feet, too.
01:30She's gorgeous, Hanifa Woods.
01:33The judges will be focusing on design and decor, food and drink, and entertainment and overall vibe
01:39to decide which team is greater.
01:42So let's meet tonight's teams.
01:47Hi, I'm Detox, and this is my grandmother.
01:52Whoa, hello, I'm curious.
01:56Hey, y'all.
01:57You already know who I am.
01:58Stop playing.
01:59The queen of the party.
02:01I'm the one that usually cleans up the mess.
02:03I mean, you have been best friends for 22 years.
02:09Help me.
02:11Our drag complements each other just like a fine wine and cheese.
02:16She's the cheesy one.
02:18And I'm the fine wine.
02:22Early, early 2000s, Detox and I did hallucinogenics at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
02:28We've been inseparable ever since.
02:34We're competing against Raja and Detox.
02:37They suck at parties.
02:38I'm not unafraid to end a friendship for this competition.
02:42We love winning.
02:43Well, I've never won anything like you.
02:45No, you have.
02:48Come on in, ladies.
02:52Come on out.
03:01Absolutely stunning.
03:02I love the energy.
03:04How are you, kids?
03:06Blessed.
03:06Tired.
03:07Be beautiful.
03:08Dead.
03:09And black.
03:12Ladies, it's great to see you again.
03:14Good to see you.
03:15Hey, round of applause for the three of us for still being alive.
03:21Morgan, what are you here to do tonight?
03:23Get drunk.
03:25And watch Mayhem cook.
03:27Raja, Detox, what do you think of your competition?
03:29Look, we've been friends for years, but we're not friends today.
03:33All of a sudden, we're no longer friends because there's a competition happening.
03:37You're just mad because I'm hooked up with a girl who knows how to season food.
03:41I did season your meat.
03:43You did season my meat.
03:45Wait a minute.
03:46This isn't the bachelorette.
03:49All right, queez.
03:51What would a dinner party be without a fun theme?
03:54And here to reveal tonight's, please welcome expert and the light for the party, David Berka.
04:03Wow, look at you.
04:05Hello.
04:06Hello, ladies.
04:09Hi.
04:10Tonight, we are going to be a freak in the sheets.
04:13Wait, wait, wait, wait.
04:14Sorry, I meant Greek in the sheets.
04:17That is right.
04:18Tonight's theme, we are throwing...
04:21Toga parties!
04:23Queen of the party, toga party.
04:26Our judges will be paying attention to food and drink, design and decor, and entertainment, and overall vibe.
04:32We got the joke.
04:33We got the joke.
04:34I'm excited to see you guys get Greek-y with it.
04:37So, elevated versions of keg stands, lamb meatballs, spanakopita, and feta everywhere.
04:43The more feta, the better.
04:45You're not funny.
04:47And you both get a handy helper to help you.
04:51Ooh!
04:52Queens, this is your moment to impress our panel of judges.
04:58You can go home with fantastic prizes like these.
05:01A baby bottle full of babies.
05:03A nutsack.
05:04Cup tape.
05:06A Fran dresser.
05:07A bathtub of butter.
05:09Ode to Harry Styles.
05:1155 gallons of lube.
05:13A high-five from Bianca del Rio herself.
05:15All the crackers you can carry.
05:17And the grandest prize of them all.
05:20The glorious Golden Grater.
05:23Because one team is great, but the other is greater.
05:27Ooh!
05:28All right, ready to get this party started?
05:31Yeah!
05:31Yeah!
05:32Start the clock and release the queens!
05:34Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:36Oh!
05:37Oh, I like that.
05:39You have 90 minutes to finish the challenge.
05:42Wash your hands.
05:43Okay.
05:43Well, I can't begin a meal until...
05:48Is there booze?
05:49Yeah!
05:50You get the cup, I'll drink out of the bottle.
05:52Okay, let's do that.
05:53This reminds me of being at my doctor's office.
05:55Cheers!
05:55Okay, here.
05:55So, tonight's theme is toga parties.
05:58One thing I think about is college.
06:00Obviously, we should get some bodies, like naked guys.
06:02It's a very common theme, college parties.
06:06But also, you could have a very classy toga party.
06:08I'm thinking Caligula.
06:10I see columns, Corinthian, Perkins.
06:14I'm seeing decadence.
06:15Nudity.
06:16I think this is bacchanal.
06:17I don't know how to spell that.
06:18Bac and anal.
06:20There you go.
06:20Yes.
06:21I have been to many college parties.
06:24And at those parties, I eat pizza.
06:27Pizza.
06:29Pizza.
06:30Duh, it's a party.
06:31Hummus.
06:32Are you going to make pita chips?
06:34Uh, yeah.
06:34Okay, and you handle lots of meat at these parties.
06:37With long sticks of meat.
06:39Big, chunky pieces of, like, fat meat.
06:42There's a lot of really great, yummy Greek food to be had.
06:46Like a Greek salad.
06:47You can have a Greek salad.
06:48Greek salad.
06:48Like what I said, you know.
06:49Greek yogurt.
06:50Greek yogurt.
06:51That's all I know.
06:51I think we should do, like, some sort of yogurt-y thing, too.
06:54Just have a dip.
06:54Yeah, like a dip.
06:55Good.
06:56Potatoes.
06:57Potatoes.
06:57Seta.
06:58Mm-hmm.
06:59Paprika butter on bread.
07:01It's the Mediterranean, so I'm assuming it's like a seafood moment.
07:04What if we do salt-crusted branzino?
07:10Okay, what the hell's that?
07:11It's a fish.
07:12Okay.
07:13Freshly filleted for them.
07:15I love that.
07:16Do you love that?
07:16You like fish?
07:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:17What I'm hearing is their meal sounds quite elevated.
07:20They've got this baked fish.
07:22I heard crispy potatoes, a warm brioche with a paprika butter.
07:28What is brioche?
07:28I'm sorry, you know.
07:29A brioche is a French bread, but it's made with, like, triple the amount of butter that
07:34other breads are usually made of.
07:36Now you're talking my language.
07:38It's made with a lot of butter.
07:39I want to try a briocheese.
07:41Brocheese.
07:42Broche?
07:42Just brioche.
07:42A broche.
07:43A brioche.
07:44Oh, a brioche.
07:46But why is their butt out?
07:47What are they making?
07:49What happened to the butcher?
07:50We're serving rump roast tonight.
07:52Greek history talks about, like, if you drank the ambrosia, like, you were immortal.
07:55Oh, so I've been drinking that.
07:57Right, so let's do, like, a Bellini or, like, a Greekini.
08:01A Greekini.
08:02We'll do something non-alcoholic, like a big punch or, like, something where all the, like,
08:06the commoners.
08:09I love wine.
08:10Wine is my friend.
08:11Let's kind of keep a wine thing going.
08:13Maybe a sangria.
08:17I think that's Spanish, but it's still Mediterranean, right?
08:20Ooh.
08:21Mm-hmm.
08:22Can somebody fly in some of our wine?
08:24We could fit a really big party in here.
08:26We got some legendary queens here.
08:28What are you doing?
08:29I just want to test it out.
08:30Morgan is a punk rock girl.
08:33I can tell.
08:33She's got that real, like, edgy, like, anti-establishment energy.
08:37It's for safety.
08:38If you don't mind getting off the table, it's just not low.
08:40I'm very light.
08:42I'm awake.
08:44And mayhem is known for her dramatic eye.
08:50We've got gold vines that will drape the table.
08:53Mixed metals.
08:54Raja and Detox, they have been friends for 22 years.
08:59Could turn into an orgy.
09:00They met at a party, I guess, and it was love at first sight.
09:03I think we need some help.
09:06We're ready for helpers to rock!
09:09Yes!
09:10Yes!
09:11Hi.
09:12Oh, my God.
09:14My goodness.
09:16Just make sure everything is steamed, though,
09:17because I don't need anything with creases on the table.
09:20Those girls are creased enough.
09:22Look what I found for you.
09:23Oh, my God.
09:25I got me some head, too.
09:27Wow.
09:33Bianca, look at that.
09:34Hmm?
09:35It's a bird of paradise.
09:37I've been working on my folds.
09:40Oh.
09:41Oh.
09:42Watch this.
09:44Huh?
09:44Mm-hmm.
09:45Ah-ha.
09:46Yeah.
09:56I kind of like mine better.
09:58Ladies, you have one hour left.
10:01One hour?
10:05Time's running out.
10:06You must finish your food and drinks,
10:08add the corn to your rooms,
10:09and prepare to entertain the judges.
10:11So channel your inner hosting goddess
10:13and get moving.
10:15Chup, chup.
10:16Honestly, I'm not too concerned about serving the fish,
10:18because...
10:24Detox.
10:25Literally, your butt was that close to people's food.
10:27I was seasoning it.
10:29I'm going to get stuff to make the peach bellini nectar and rosia.
10:34Which one's the peach?
10:35The one that looked like this.
10:38Now I'm going to smash some potatoes.
10:40We're going to put a bunch of sea salt on this bitch.
10:43It's hard to cut with nails on.
10:45It's hard to cut drunk.
10:50What are you doing?
10:52That is not how that goes.
10:56That's not supposed to happen.
10:59They do say just add water,
11:01but that's not water.
11:03It used to be.
11:05Oh my God!
11:06This tastes like absolute
11:07usually black tie events
11:09have some kind of correlation
11:11with fundraising.
11:13Of course.
11:14Right?
11:15So I think we should tie this
11:16into some kind of fundraising opportunity
11:18for a cause I think I believe in.
11:21Us.
11:22What if our fundraiser is to
11:23send us to Greece on vacation?
11:26I'm completely down for this.
11:27I need money raised.
11:28I want to go to Mykonos.
11:30I've never been to Greece.
11:31Let's go.
11:32Ladies, 30 minutes left!
11:3430 minutes!
11:3530 minutes, Murray!
11:36This is too many numbers!
11:38These are really good pans.
11:41I'm just going to take one of these home.
11:42We can steal theirs.
11:44I don't even think they're using...
11:45I didn't do this very well.
11:46That's because Scottish people
11:47boiled everything.
11:48There is something horrible
11:49coming this way.
11:50Where?
11:51There's a rat in our kitchen.
11:52There is a rat in our kitchen.
11:54There is a straight up rat
11:55in our kitchen.
11:55What kind of rat tattoo is this?
11:57Ma'am, what are you doing?
11:59We need that.
12:00No, you don't.
12:01We need all of our pots and pans.
12:03No, you don't.
12:03All you do is take, take, take!
12:07I'll start on the pizza.
12:08You're doing all the food.
12:09I'm just helping.
12:10You get it.
12:11Oh, man.
12:13That's a loaded pizza.
12:15Mm-mm.
12:17What's delicious with this
12:18is a paprika butter.
12:20Okay.
12:21You know who doesn't like paprika?
12:23But you need...
12:24Ooh, ooh!
12:25Bitch down!
12:26Bitch down!
12:27Are you okay?
12:28Oh, Lord!
12:29What are you doing?
12:31What kind of sabotage?
12:33Did you really just put paprika
12:35in my drink?
12:36No.
12:41Just stir it up.
12:42They won't be able to tail.
12:46We need to whip the goat cheese
12:47for the potatoes.
12:48Put the whole thing in there,
12:50and then we just process it.
12:51What happened to you?
12:56We want to let the trauma out.
12:57That's why we're processing it, right?
12:59We're going through this journey together,
13:00and we've got you.
13:02We got you.
13:03You already got cheese.
13:05We got you.
13:07Bring it in, Raj.
13:09She needs it.
13:11Get off my toe.
13:13Okay, queens.
13:14I'm going to ask you a trivia question.
13:16Trivia.
13:17It's trivia time.
13:20The first team to shout out the answer
13:23will get an extra hand
13:25from our resident expert, David Berka.
13:28And the other team will get some tips
13:30from Sue Sheff.
13:32All right.
13:32Here we go.
13:33What toga-clad movie musical
13:36is based on the Broadway musical
13:39by Stephen Sondheim?
13:41What?
13:42What?
13:43Ten things I hate about you.
13:44Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh.
13:47Turkey.
13:47Oh, I said Aida.
13:49Is it Aida?
13:49If my mother knew I was doing this for a living,
13:51she'd kill me.
13:52Is it Aida?
13:53All right.
13:54We're going to do another question.
13:55Here we go.
13:55Another question.
13:58What movie did the star wear a toga
14:01in a film from the 70s?
14:03Clash of the Titans.
14:04Revenge of the Nerd.
14:05Farmhouse.
14:06What's it called?
14:07Not where you're from.
14:09Animal House.
14:10Animal House.
14:10Animal Farmhouse.
14:11Yes!
14:12I knew it.
14:13Farmhouse.
14:14It's time to get a special tip from David.
14:19Okay.
14:19What do you need help with?
14:21What's going on here?
14:21Please tell me how I f***ed the fish up
14:23because I know I f***ed it up.
14:24Let's check it out.
14:25Let's check it out.
14:25Check it out.
14:26This looks good.
14:27You covered your fish.
14:27I did it.
14:28You did it.
14:28You did it.
14:29What are you going to do with this?
14:30We're processing it.
14:31No, we're processing it.
14:32We're processing it.
14:32It's a whipped goat cheese.
14:33We process her trauma.
14:34It's a whipped goat cheese.
14:35Why are you plugging it in?
14:36Did you already whip it?
14:38No, we've been processing it.
14:39You already processed it?
14:41Yeah, we're processing it's trauma.
14:42It's fine.
14:44What else are you going to put in?
14:45Like some olive oil?
14:46Olive oil, yes.
14:47Maybe some lemon.
14:47But let's put a little bit of salt.
14:49This is what I mean.
14:50Oh.
14:50Oh.
14:52You don't need me.
14:52You guys are really honest.
14:53I need your bronzer is what I need.
14:55That's what I mean.
14:56What are you talking about?
14:57She's really tan.
14:58Thank you, David.
14:59You bet, you bet, you bet.
15:00Hi, girl.
15:01Never fear.
15:02Sous Chef is here.
15:04Hello, ladies.
15:05Uh-oh.
15:06It's Sous Chef.
15:08You are big girls, aren't you?
15:10How can I help you?
15:12I know, Sue, but I would be very careful
15:13about calling me big.
15:14I have ten minutes.
15:16You guys are using pomegranate here?
15:18Yeah.
15:18Yeah, smack it.
15:20You get all the pomegranate seeds
15:22out of the pomegranate.
15:25Oh, my God.
15:26Oh, no.
15:30Victor, high liquid liquid.
15:33Oh, my God.
15:34Get your hands off me.
15:36He tried to touch my titties.
15:38Meet me in ten minutes in my room.
15:41Oh, my God.
15:41This bitch f***ed up our kitchen.
15:43Ladies, four minutes.
15:46What if we won this?
15:47What do you mean, what if?
15:48They're serving fish, bitch.
15:50Nobody wants to eat fish at a party.
15:52Where's my wine?
15:54Oh, what happened?
15:56She saw a reflection in the pan.
15:59Look at the kebabs you've done.
16:01You did a good job at that.
16:02I told you, I'm good at meat.
16:05Time is running out.
16:07No, it's not, Mary.
16:08You must be inside your dining room when the curtains are closed.
16:12What?
16:13And they are closing in.
16:15Thirty seconds.
16:17What?
16:19Get the plates, Roger.
16:21I'm quitting.
16:22Bitch, you're on your own.
16:23You can't quit.
16:24We've got to win.
16:25Get the fish, bitch.
16:26I'm getting the fish.
16:27I'm getting the fish.
16:28Did you take the pizza out?
16:33I think the potatoes are burnt.
16:35Give me the salt and pepper.
16:37Nine.
16:37We're serving me.
16:39Eight.
16:39Seven.
16:41Six.
16:41Oh, yes.
16:42Oh, yes.
16:42Five.
16:43I'm exhausted from all the work you're doing.
16:45Four.
16:45Take your clothes off.
16:46Two.
16:46Take your clothes off, Maria.
16:48It's time, please.
16:50Leave her.
16:50Just leave her.
16:51Oh, my God.
16:53I am sweaty.
16:55What is this show?
16:57Oh, my God.
16:58That was pure chaos.
17:00I hope these screens are ready because there's only one thing left to do.
17:04Let's party.
17:15This is Drag Me to Dinner, the show that makes you question everything you knew about cooking
17:20shows or just question everything, like, why don't I take this job?
17:24Before we go any further, let's meet our judges.
17:27This first judger spreads quicker than COVID.
17:30It's Bianca Del Rio.
17:32Ah, hello, Mary.
17:33Mwah, mwah.
17:34I'm here to tell you that I've got your test results.
17:37Yeah?
17:38Don't worry.
17:39And you're not the father.
17:41Just gonorrhea.
17:42Our next judger is magic, and he loves it, too.
17:45Neil Patrick Harris.
17:47Thanks so much, Murray.
17:48I sure am excited toga to these parties.
17:51Right?
17:52Oh.
17:53Toga to these parties.
17:56Our final judge is so deep in her craft that she insisted on immersing herself into tonight's theme.
18:03She's solid as a rock.
18:04It's Hanifa Wood.
18:08Are you grown-ups already drunk?
18:11Judges, go meet David backstage.
18:12I'll see you in a minute.
18:13Get out of here.
18:13Go.
18:14Get out of here.
18:14Beat it.
18:15Shh.
18:17These ladies have crashed some dishes, burnt some buns, and set off a couple of smoke alarms.
18:21And now, it's time for our first party of the evening.
18:25Please welcome Raja and Detox in Black Tie Toga, a fundraiser.
18:46Welcome.
18:47Thanks for coming.
18:49Oh.
18:51Hurry up and answer the door.
18:52I'm so excited.
18:55Hello.
18:57Thank you for coming.
18:59Hi, Bianca.
19:01Make yourselves comfortable.
19:04Oh.
19:06Hercules.
19:07Hercules.
19:08I didn't get that welcome.
19:09I think you all should have a cocktail.
19:12Radio.
19:13Yes.
19:14Please, fill yourself up.
19:16Please, do help yourself to the sangria.
19:19This is a black tie function, and we're here to raise money.
19:22And you are the key holders to unlocking some really important women's futures.
19:26Oh.
19:27So, can you tell me a little bit about your foundation?
19:29Yeah, I'm wearing Dior ultralight glow.
19:32Not that foundation.
19:33Oh.
19:33The foundation that we're...
19:34Oh.
19:35Well, our cause is really to help women who want to enjoy life and that need some financial
19:41assistance.
19:42I am so proud of the two of you to help these desperate, horrible women that need our help.
19:47Two horrible women.
19:48Two horrible women.
19:50Two horrible women.
19:51May they all turn to stove.
19:54Allow me to start you with some appetizers.
19:56Oh, awesome.
19:57We have some terra masalata.
19:59Wonderful.
20:00Terra masalata.
20:02Terra masalata.
20:03Yeah, we started drag together.
20:04Yeah, me and Terra.
20:05Back in ancient Greece.
20:06Yes, ancient Greece.
20:07That's when we started.
20:08These must be dipped in flatbread.
20:11Oh.
20:12You ever had those?
20:13No, I have not.
20:14Enjoy.
20:14I'm excited to eat yours.
20:17Hanifa, what do you have to say about all this so far?
20:20This is all great, but I'm just waiting for the meat.
20:23She's stoned.
20:24So, the fish dish is, it's a salt-encrusted branzino.
20:28And you break apart the salt, and underneath is a beautifully cooked branzino.
20:33Oh.
20:33It's branzino.
20:34Branzino for everyone.
20:36May I interest you and our steam guests in a game?
20:41Yes.
20:41It's an ancient Grecian game.
20:44Yes.
20:45So, we picked one and hope it doesn't get knocked over.
20:48Here it goes.
20:50Drink if you're wearing black.
20:51Well, look at me.
20:52I'm wearing black.
20:54Cheers.
20:55Whoa.
20:57Neil, your turn.
20:58Neil, your turn.
20:59Oh.
21:00You guys don't even know.
21:01Talk in a funny accent for the rest of the game.
21:04All right, guffner.
21:06If I must.
21:09That's me cockney accent.
21:12I'm going to be the man that calls the shots in this party.
21:16You should be an actor.
21:17Yeah.
21:18I'm not this guy.
21:19Who's next?
21:20I can't wait for it to end.
21:22No, you need more chickpeas.
21:23I feel like we're running long.
21:25Oh, no.
21:26No, no, no.
21:27Oh, no.
21:28It is.
21:29Spell the name of the person to your left backwards.
21:32Make a mistake and drink two.
21:35Two shot on Detox and Bianca.
21:37Hutch.
21:38Go across.
21:38Quit.
21:39Make it look good.
21:41X.
21:43O.
21:46T.
21:48E.
21:50P.
21:50Oh, my God.
21:51I'm so crazy.
21:52That's great.
21:53That's me.
21:54I love drinking pee.
21:55That's a great cutaway to you wiping your brow saying I love drinking me on pee.
22:00Uh.
22:01Oh.
22:01Oh.
22:02A toast.
22:02Another toast.
22:02A toast.
22:03Oh.
22:04To impoverished women.
22:05Come in.
22:05Come in.
22:06Come in.
22:07I tell you, you guys.
22:08I'm sorry to interrupt, ladies, but David, where's that brioche you were talking about?
22:12Oh, the brioche with the paprika butter.
22:13No, no.
22:14Just, just, yeah.
22:14Just without that.
22:15Yeah, thank you.
22:16It's paprika.
22:18Paprika.
22:19Oh.
22:20Keep doing your thing.
22:21It's so good.
22:21Keep it off, Murray.
22:22Continue with your toast.
22:23Just pull it.
22:24Pull it.
22:25Just pull it?
22:25Just pull it.
22:26This whole show is double on Tetris.
22:29Oh.
22:31Murray loses.
22:32I gotta go.
22:33Check it.
22:33I gotta go.
22:34I gotta host the show.
22:35Murray must not care about impoverished women.
22:37Now listen, after filling ourselves up with fish, I thought, a sweet treat for all of
22:42us.
22:44The sweetness of giving to impoverished women.
22:48I wish that these impoverished women were here and we could love.
22:50It's funny you should mention.
22:52We're just here to go to Mykonos.
22:53We wanna go to Mykonos, you f***er.
22:55We made you a Mediterranean meal from the bottoms of our heart, and now we want you to
22:58reach down into the bottoms of your wallets, because you're our richest friend.
23:02You daughter, thank you.
23:03Bitches.
23:04Listen.
23:05All right, fine.
23:06Come on.
23:08Oh.
23:08All right.
23:10Babe, that's a lot.
23:12You can afford it.
23:13I'm gonna say this, girls.
23:15Knowing personally that you both are losers, I would like to contribute.
23:19Bianca, thank you so much.
23:20You are so welcome.
23:21So welcome.
23:23Thank you so much.
23:24Enjoy yourself.
23:25It's been wonderful.
23:27Let's go.
23:27Please help yourself to more drinks.
23:29We're gonna...
23:30Go ahead.
23:30We're just...
23:31Wait, what about...
23:32This is your...
23:32We'll be back.
23:33We're in the middle of...
23:34Don't worry.
23:35Don't worry.
23:35I said don't worry.
23:36Radio, are you in on this too?
23:37No, radio's coming with us.
23:40Well, now what?
23:43More fish?
23:47Blackout.
23:49Keep that toga tight, as our next party's coming right up.
23:58Bye, thanks.
24:00They're already in Mykonos.
24:02Hail, judges.
24:04Hail, judges.
24:05Hail, judges.
24:07Hail, judges.
24:08Who's that?
24:09Hail, judges.
24:10Hail, judges.
24:12Hail, judges.
24:13Hail, judges.
24:14It's time for tonight's second dinner party, starring Morgan McMichaels and Mayhem Miller
24:20in Oh My Goddess, Let's Party.
24:40Hi, friend.
24:43Hey.
24:44Sorry I'm late.
24:44Where are the chairs?
24:45What do you mean, where are the chairs?
24:46Weren't you supposed to set up for the party?
24:48We don't sit down at the get-down.
24:50At the Mayhem Miller party, we don't sit?
24:51No, we don't.
24:52Hey.
24:53Who's that?
24:55Hey.
24:56Hey.
24:56What's up?
24:56Oh, my God.
24:58Welcome to the party.
24:59Oh, wow.
25:00It's beautiful here.
25:01You look beautiful.
25:03Who's that?
25:04This is Hanifa.
25:05She's the other judger.
25:06She doesn't have COVID.
25:08Good.
25:09No COVID here.
25:11I'm just made of stone.
25:12Well, welcome, you guys.
25:14To our freak party.
25:15Freak party?
25:16Oh, yeah.
25:17Because we get down freaky like the geekies.
25:20I love the sound of the water.
25:23This is so nice.
25:24That's not water.
25:24That's vodka.
25:25What?
25:26Oh.
25:26Can we get a drink?
25:28Absolutely.
25:29Morgan made all of our cocktails.
25:30Yeah.
25:31So, these are peach bellinis.
25:33Oh.
25:34Peach bellinis.
25:34Little ambrosia.
25:35You know, drink it.
25:36You'll live forever.
25:37Yeah.
25:38And then we have, of course, our mocktail, which is a pomegranate apple cider sangria.
25:43I think.
25:43Don't eat the fruit.
25:44It fell on the floor.
25:45Don't eat it.
25:45It's just there for decoration.
25:47So, wait.
25:47This is essentially, I'm guessing, like, the very first frat party?
25:51Yes, you are.
25:52Oh, a good frat party.
25:54God, a Greek frat party.
25:56Now you tell us.
25:57Oh, this party is going to rock.
25:59Get it?
26:00Well, this is Mount Olympus.
26:02Oh.
26:03And we're goddesses.
26:05Oh.
26:06Yeah.
26:07I'm the goddess of party.
26:09Oh.
26:10Yeah.
26:10Yeah.
26:11What are you the goddess of?
26:12Laziness.
26:14Oh.
26:15And beauty.
26:16Mm-hmm.
26:18Don't do that to me.
26:20So, wait.
26:20Shattering my confidence.
26:22Oh.
26:23Oh.
26:24Oh, my God.
26:25Look.
26:26It's a Greek god.
26:28The god of meat kebab.
26:29Wow.
26:31See how meaty those are?
26:32Tis lamb.
26:34Tis lamb.
26:34I slaughtered it myself.
26:36You slaughtered it yourself, but did you drop it on the floor?
26:38I did.
26:39Wow.
26:40You know what?
26:41Let me ask Hanifa what she thinks.
26:43Hanifa.
26:43Hanifa.
26:44Let food be thy medicine, and medicine be thy food.
26:49Hippocrates said it back.
26:51Oh.
26:52Right.
26:53So, guess what?
26:53What?
26:54It's Chalice Pong time.
26:55Chalice Pong.
26:56Chalice Pong.
26:56Chalice Pong.
26:57Yeah.
26:59Tell us what we do.
27:00All right.
27:00You get ping pong balls.
27:02Each person takes a turn trying to make one into the cup.
27:05Once you make one in the cup, one of us has to drink it.
27:08But do we really need to throw balls?
27:09Because I'll drink all these.
27:10We know.
27:11Okay.
27:12It's not the blood of children, though.
27:14Sad.
27:16Yeah.
27:18Drink.
27:18Drink.
27:19Drink.
27:20Oh.
27:20Oh.
27:20Keep going.
27:21Keep going.
27:21Chug.
27:22Chug.
27:22Chug.
27:23Chug.
27:23Chug.
27:23Chug.
27:24Chug.
27:24Chug.
27:24Chug.
27:25Chug.
27:25Chug.
27:26Chug.
27:26Nice.
27:27There is a little god pee in there.
27:28Yeah.
27:29Got it.
27:29Oh.
27:30All right.
27:30Here we go.
27:32Oh.
27:32Boo-yah!
27:34It's on you, Harris.
27:35It's on you.
27:36Suck it.
27:37Suck it.
27:38Suck it.
27:38Suck it.
27:38Suck it.
27:39Suck it.
27:40Suck it.
27:40Yeah!
27:42And the ball!
27:44Woo!
27:45Extra point.
27:46Extra point.
27:47I never thought I'd say this, but this party's getting to be fun.
27:50Chug.
27:50Chug.
27:51Chug.
27:51Chug.
27:52Chug.
27:52Chug.
27:53Chug.
27:53Chug.
27:54Chug.
27:54Go, Hanifah!
27:56Oh!
27:59Oh!
28:00Oh!
28:01Oh!
28:01Oh!
28:02Oh!
28:02Oh!
28:04Oh!
28:04Oh!
28:04Oh!
28:06Oh!
28:09Oh!
28:12Oh!
28:14Oh!
28:16Oh!
28:22This game is stupid.
28:24the party's not over okay maybe the party's over
28:40find out who are tonight's supreme goddesses next
28:51those were some parties tonight huh team
28:54i hardly remember my night all right rajah and detox through a black tie toga party did you have
29:02a good time i thought it was very classy yeah i love that it was a fundraiser i thought the
29:08food
29:08was amazing and then at the end i felt a little hoodwinked it went from being super great i love
29:15this party to like bad taste in my mouth kind of like watching a bianca del rio show do you
29:20think
29:20that maybe it was rajah and detox that needed the help look at them they look like they need help
29:25we all have eyes sorry sorry just trying to get my point across okay we saw what it was have
29:31you
29:31ever bought a hooker it's the same thing you regret it the next day it all seemed glorious that's why
29:36we're different all right david how was the food their meal was delicious they started out with
29:43some crispy potatoes with some crème fraîche and caviar they had marinated chickpeas and they had
29:48a salt crusted bronzino which was really really delicious it was uh one of the best things i've
29:53eaten on the show wait you ate me case in point all right uh gang there was a stack of
30:02wood on the
30:02table how'd you fare out with that game i had to uh do a funny accent and um breaking the
30:08fourth wall
30:09i did the accent of the director of our show um his name is stoddy we call him stoddy and
30:16uh and he
30:16sort of talks like that i did kind of a gross exaggeration but he's ruthless he's tough on the
30:21crew he's certainly berates the cast and it seemed like a incredibly appropriate time to uh i don't
30:27know like roast him i'm gonna say this your performance was not that good because i could
30:32actually understand you thank you darlings moving on thank you so hanifa how was your time at raja and
30:41detox's party if i could have tasted the food i'm sure i would have thought delicious fyi the reason
30:48why i couldn't smell or taste the food is because i made a stone this episode so uh the dessert
30:53hit or
30:53miss well their team had no dessert it was a miss there was no sweet you were busy eating baguettes
31:00no i thought it was a brioche a brioche no you don't pronounce the e it's just brio i'm sorry
31:05i'm
31:05not gay camera guy like that joke that how it works one laugh over there thank you buddy straight guys
31:12all right our second party was mayhem and morgan's greek sorority party neil did you enjoy yourself
31:21it looks like you did let me tell you that party i don't even remember the last half of it
31:27i feel like
31:28i might have been over served david how was the food for going through a college theme party when
31:34there were like dips and uh little bits and here and there i think they did a pretty good job
31:38they
31:39had a lamb kebab which was okay it wasn't really seasoned all that well but i think they did a
31:44pretty good job with the food uh bianca did you ever go to a toga party when you were in
31:48school
31:48i think it's sweet you think i went to school but i tell you i don't remember much but i
31:54lost my lunch
31:55i lost my mind and i lost my shoes where did those go
32:03never mind hanifa what did you think of it wise men speak because they have something to say
32:10fools because they have to say something play don't say it that all right well they say the best parties
32:17are the ones you don't remember that's true yeah so do you think you have a decision this is a
32:23tough
32:23one do we go for the one that we remembered but were bamboozled by or do we go for the
32:28one that
32:29we don't remember but apparently loved oh my god we're actually finally about to find out
32:34who won what a night to remember or in my case to forget thank you queens for throwing fake dinner
32:42parties in fake homes and giving the judges fake food poisoning and now for the big moment
32:50the winner of the glorious golden grater is
33:01roger and detox
33:11congratulations
33:12oh my god you're leaving with the coveted glorious golden grater
33:21wow that's just her outfit wow oh my god we can finally do each other's feet
33:28ladies goodbye and good luck come on this way bye bitches thank you
33:37oh ladies i thought you did wonderful tonight the party was a lot of fun
33:41is your friendship gonna last through this loss oh yeah we're gonna go them up right now
33:46oh yeah we're catching their asses oh yeah she's my friend i'm gonna them bitches up though
33:50i'm gonna get that great it's on sight it's on sight there's not much i can say to make this
33:55hurt any less but your handy helper can comfort you with a brand new set of sheets that's right
34:02and the couch hanging by a thread just like my career now go make your bed and lay in it
34:08can you come with me yeah i want murray
34:12i'm gonna go get these brush your head upon mother's breath these are nice sheets
34:15oh my gosh thank you so much for joining us here on drag me to dinner where the judges go
34:21in
34:21hungry and the drag queens leave three sheets to the wind i've been your host murray hill and i
34:27love being short cut good night pals let's go
34:31no excuse me me and murray how did you end up behind you're still here good night pals
34:45you want to watch another episode no problem i got you bro showbiz
34:52um the uh the fountain is leaking