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00:00MUSIC
00:25You get the money today! Just give me the trainers!
00:28Go!
00:32SCREAMING
00:34You might have to move, Joker!
00:39You all right, though, me?
00:48Hello, it's me, again. I'm sorry I missed your call, again.
00:57We've got Todd staying with us at the minute.
01:00He's kind of invited himself, but I think the break will probably do him good.
01:05Anyway, just wanted to say it's not the same without you here.
01:12So I don't want to sound needy or anything, but please can you hold me home, because I miss you
01:15very much.
01:17All right. Love you lots, and I'll see you soon. Bye.
01:25He wanted to give you some out of your bucket.
01:28Oh, thank you.
01:30Look, you didn't need to get me anything, you know, but thank you.
01:35But you know that I didn't sell Will the vodka, don't you?
01:38Oh, darling, we didn't have to do a stock take to work out where he got it.
01:42Yeah, hopefully the hangover will put him off for life.
01:43Mm-hmm.
01:45He did tell me a little bit about what you said.
01:48Oh, erm, yeah, that it's, erm, it's a split-second decision.
01:54You know, if someone can just hang on till the next second.
01:58Yeah, no, you're absolutely right. Stick with it.
02:01You know, I mean, I couldn't promise him that his problems would be over with, but...
02:06Look, I just did what Maggie did for me.
02:09You know, she dropped everything.
02:10She didn't tell me what to do, didn't make me feel stupid.
02:15You know, she...she listened.
02:19Well, that's what they say, isn't it? The kindness of strangers.
02:22Yeah.
02:24Yeah, and, er, thanks to her, I sat with it and...
02:29Well, er, it passed.
02:35His eyes were glazing on her, and her drone involved.
02:39I thought she was going to send her client to sleep.
02:40Oh, she was sending me to sleep.
02:42When you jumped in with twelve and a half percent.
02:44How are they eat dishes?
02:46Honestly, Leanne, last night had a few too many beers,
02:49a couple of whisky chasers and a dodgy kebab,
02:51so my taste buds cannot be trusted.
02:53Quite an item, was it?
02:54Or society bash.
02:57There you go.
02:58I don't know you had a drinks license.
03:00No, we haven't.
03:01Oh.
03:02Those two over there, preloaded.
03:04Yeah.
03:04Big new contract.
03:06Oh, yeah.
03:06Don't we know about it?
03:08Hi, Brodie.
03:09Are you, er, staying in or taking away?
03:11Oh, er, Tim said you might actually have a couple of hours,
03:14you know, waiting tables and stuff.
03:15Ah, wish you'd asked me yesterday.
03:17Just taking Dylan on.
03:20Although, we've got a couple of hours free now.
03:22KP's from the sickie.
03:23So, er, all right, wash for hands and, er,
03:26stick this pinny on.
03:27Go and sort them two out over there.
03:29What, the suits?
03:30Mm-hmm.
03:31Will do.
03:31Right.
03:35Afternoon, gents.
03:36Do you want me to make some room?
03:38Well, I thought you'd never ask.
03:39Yeah.
03:40And, er, another couple of cokes as well, please.
03:42Er, yeah, yeah.
03:43Er, no worries, mate.
03:49Jake's 13.
03:50Can't believe it.
03:51Boys tend to prefer the numbers.
03:53We've got every colour.
03:54All right, cheers.
03:56Hi, Danielle.
03:58How are you getting on?
04:00Well, my kids are distraught.
04:02I'm being pestered by finance companies
04:03and Theo's mother still treats me like the hired hand.
04:06Bit of roses.
04:08My condolences.
04:11Theo was...
04:13Would it kill you to say something nice?
04:16He was a doting father.
04:18Right, here's the invoice for the spray in full.
04:23Yes.
04:26Wow.
04:28You could go for a single reef, but, you know,
04:31big fella, big coffin.
04:32Could look like your skimps.
04:35Er...
04:36Are there any, erm, substitutions?
04:40For that arrangement this time of year?
04:43Maybe his mother and father will chip in.
04:47He'll liaise with parbols.
04:49Yeah, I'll call Keith parbol direct.
04:53See you, Danielle.
04:55We're thinking of you on Thursday.
04:59I feel ashamed for her.
05:02Quibbling over a few pennies with that payout on the way.
05:05Fit, young fella.
05:07Own house, own business.
05:08Ka-ching.
05:09Yeah, but it still drags on though, eh?
05:10You know, probate, life insurance.
05:12Yeah, but that is one bumper cheque.
05:14Yeah, for Theo's kids.
05:16Controlled by Danielle.
05:18Almost sounds like a motive.
05:21Pretty solid one too.
05:23Haven't you done enough finger pointing, George?
05:25What?
05:26Some, I think so.
05:28She said it first.
05:30Er, mine was an observation, yours an allegation.
05:33Yeah, I'd maybe just stick to burying the dead, mate.
05:35You're not digging up new suspects.
05:38Do you want to go?
05:39Er, yeah.
05:40Fancy getting bullied at a holiday club?
05:41Those places are meant to be fun.
05:43That's exactly what I said.
05:44There were definitely some tears going in this morning.
05:47But you still made him go.
05:48Yeah.
05:49I mean, it is paid for, I suppose.
05:50Oh no, it's not about the money.
05:51Although, don't get me wrong, those places ain't cheap.
05:54No, you have a fall, you get back on the horse.
05:56See, that's where I'd be useless.
05:58If my kid had a fall, I'd kick the horse up the jacks in, cuddle the kid all week.
06:01And I can't exactly sit in the police station complaining about heavy duty trolling with Bertie listening in now, can
06:07I?
06:07And I've got to escalate this.
06:09Eh.
06:12Just promise me that you won't get your hopes up about anything.
06:15Huh?
06:16I told you, I'm not going to stand for it, not now it's affecting Bertie too.
06:20Yeah, and I get that, but I'm just thinking, the barber effect.
06:25The what?
06:26You know, you try and shut a thing down and you end up drawing more attention.
06:32Winding up with more trolls.
06:33That's called the striazan effect.
06:35So what am I supposed to do, just roll over?
06:38Cut the oxygen supply.
06:40We'll soon get bored.
06:41But they're not getting bored, are they?
06:43They're getting nastier.
06:45Appeasement never works.
06:47For Bertie.
06:48I can't make doughnut.
06:50I mean, my heart says batter the bullies, but my head said, send some good out to the universe.
06:54You know what, deep pride in sugar?
06:56Aw, well I'm here for it.
06:58Thanks very much, Nina.
06:59Right, I'll see you later.
07:01The universe will out those trolls.
07:03We'll see.
07:06She does a part run, suddenly she thinks she's Paula Radcliffe.
07:10And her screensaver.
07:12I'm like, mate, put it away.
07:13You're putting me off my outfit.
07:14You know what?
07:15She was fumbling and mumble, you could see it around.
07:17You know, I am broad-minded, but...
07:20I do pity the women that have to work in the office with those two creeps.
07:24Don't worry, Sal, I'm on it.
07:27Right, gents, here's your bill and you need the table back now.
07:30What?
07:31The place is empty.
07:32Yeah, well it will be if you stay here.
07:34Yeah, well we're still eating.
07:36Brodie, can you come over here and pack this lot up to go, please?
07:39Norris.
07:39Cash or card?
07:40I said we're not finished.
07:42Listen, pal, you've overstayed your welcome, all right?
07:44Are you the manager?
07:46Then pipe down, pal.
07:47No, I am.
07:48And so am I.
07:49We're just bringing a bit of atmosphere.
07:51This place is like a mall.
07:52Yeah.
07:53We're a vibe.
07:54Read the room, your vibe's not welcome.
07:57Oh, who are you?
07:57Fun police?
07:58Yeah.
07:59Shut it blondie before I shut it fear.
08:00Easy!
08:01It is Mrs Metcalfe to you.
08:03Oh, Mrs Metcalfe?
08:04Is she a teacher?
08:05Oh, dinner lady more.
08:06Right, pack your doggy bags and your own brand vodka and do one.
08:09Whoops.
08:10Oh, you dirty...
08:11Look at you, stay at me trainers.
08:13Hey, final warning.
08:15Pay the bill and leave before I use your jacket as a mop.
08:30Allow me.
08:32Oh, right.
08:33Company credit card, eh?
08:35It's cash for the trainers, by the way.
08:37What were they, son?
08:38100?
08:38150?
08:39120 new.
08:41Let's just call it a ton and done.
08:42Ah, we could always ask your boss to pay.
08:45Mmm.
08:47Cash.
08:47On the table.
08:52There you go, pal.
08:53Nice one.
08:59You're lucky there's women, eh?
09:03Thanks.
09:04Why didn't you ring?
09:06Idris.
09:07Well, yeah.
09:08You all right?
09:08Yeah.
09:20There you go.
09:23Ah, Cal's cousin Idris.
09:25Faith cousin the world.
09:26Yeah, we were at Smya's wedding on the same table.
09:29You were at our table.
09:30Yeah, yeah, we're the boring dentist.
09:32Oh, yeah.
09:32Me in-laws.
09:33Oh.
09:33I mean like ex-in-laws, yeah.
09:35Right.
09:35Well, there were 600 guests, so you're forgiven for forgetting.
09:38Okay.
09:38Leanne.
09:39Leanne.
09:40Yes.
09:41I've seen as my girlfriend won't do it.
09:43Adam.
09:44Oh.
09:45Sorry, what am I thinking?
09:46This is my partner in crime.
09:48He's very hungover.
09:49In the line of business.
09:51Oh, right.
09:52So you've seen four of them guys then, were you?
09:54That explains it.
09:56So, what brings you here, mate?
09:57Oh, erm, I'm in property.
09:59Yeah, we've just acquired an agency up the road.
10:01They're demanding the Manchester areas.
10:03Yeah, crazy.
10:04Prices to match as well.
10:05Well, if you're looking for staff.
10:06Er, do you mind, mate?
10:08Oh, right then.
10:08So, er, you're big in contract listings, are you?
10:11No, but I'm big on local knowledge and I can handle myself.
10:15Oh, yeah.
10:16Yeah, I clocked that.
10:17Here, stick your number in there.
10:19Brady.
10:20Brodie.
10:21Erm, and don't call me Chief because it's not to do with that guy after yours.
10:25Right, there you go.
10:26All right.
10:27See you around, Chief.
10:29Funny guy.
10:30Er, but do call me, though.
10:32Er, as long as you pay more than pot washing.
10:34Well, I pay for skills and initiative.
10:39Hey, what did he say?
10:41You must have impressed him.
10:42Initiative, isn't it?
10:44All right.
10:44I'm going to head on because he's a wreck.
10:46Yeah.
10:47Cold water soak.
10:49How does she know this stuff?
10:50It's crazy.
10:52Oh, he's turned into a very rounded young man, hasn't he?
10:57It's you.
10:57You've got the Midas touch.
11:08Thanks for coming down.
11:13What happened yesterday?
11:16I'm grateful.
11:17I'm grateful for what you said on the scaffolding.
11:21I don't want to speak too soon, but it feels we might be getting the old will back.
11:25Let's hope so.
11:26It doesn't make everything all right.
11:29Is this one of them sandwiches where you slip in bad news between compliments?
11:33I'm just trying to be honest, Ma.
11:35There hasn't been enough of that lately.
11:37No.
11:40The day we won the All-Ireland, there was wall-to-wall da's on the touchline.
11:46The day Cillian Reynolds punched my lights out, all I wanted was my da there to show me how to
11:51handle myself.
11:54Benjamin, there's nothing I can say.
11:56No, there isn't.
11:57Except I'm sorry for everything you've lost.
12:02I don't know if we'll ever get past this.
12:06But we can't if we're living parallel lives, can we?
12:15Come home, Ma.
12:19We'll never be the Waltons.
12:21Wouldn't want to be.
12:23All that darnin'.
12:25You're an interfering old viddie with too much to say for herself, but we don't half miss you.
12:43They fabbed you off, didn't they?
12:45No.
12:46No, they didn't actually.
12:47Not when they saw how extreme the messages had been getting.
12:54I've reported the trolls to the police.
12:56Yeah?
12:57Mm-hmm.
12:58So they're going to download the messages, check the IP, location.
13:03The truth teller must be local, right?
13:06He's the main target.
13:08He or she.
13:10But if they can pick off a few of the other ones that we're piling into, then...
13:14That's what?
13:15Yeah.
13:16Yeah, good for you.
13:18Thanks.
13:19It's the first time in weeks that I've felt...
13:21Well, I can't say control, but...
13:24Like I've got a dog in the fight.
13:26Right.
13:27I'm going to get back to the flat.
13:28See you in a bit.
13:30Bye.
13:32You are not going to believe this.
13:35Ardy has a mullet.
13:36No.
13:37Yeah.
13:38And a piercing.
13:39Just the one.
13:41It's a woman.
13:42It has to be.
13:45Do you know, it's the holidays.
13:47It was a physics revision, wasn't it?
13:48Ugh.
13:49Kill me now.
13:50Oops.
13:51Oops.
13:52Oh, right.
13:52How many times, right?
13:53I did not try and off myself.
13:55Yeah, whatever.
13:56I was thinking...
13:58Maybe we should revise together.
14:00We could do it at mine, but it's a madhouse.
14:02We're not even in the same year.
14:03Okay, but we've both got exams.
14:05Yeah, well, I have a decent chance of passing mine.
14:08What does she see in you?
14:10Who?
14:11Read the room.
14:13We're all friendly round here, but we're not divvies.
14:15If you keep chasing around like some pathetic little puppy, then...
14:18Right, chasing who?
14:20Who?
14:21I saw you.
14:22With Megan.
14:23Don't bother denying it.
14:24Right, okay.
14:25Well, first of all, right, she chased me.
14:27And second of all, I told her to do one, right?
14:29You know, I can't stand her.
14:33Your dad and Eva must be fuming.
14:36Or you've got to tell them, Will.
14:37Right, okay, yeah, okay.
14:38I'm going to.
14:39Right, yeah.
14:40I'm not stupid.
14:43Oh, men.
14:44So cliché.
14:46How old are you?
14:4770.
14:49Why are they such suckers for a pretty face?
15:04Five a pound for everyone who said to me that I should get over to Thailand and have some motherly
15:09TLC.
15:10Have they met Eileen?
15:13Well, yeah, that, but also, I mean, what, in the middle of a murder investigation, I suppose, to leave somewhere
15:18in prison and go and sit in a hammock?
15:20I know.
15:20It's unbelievable.
15:21Oh, here we go.
15:22Oh, here we go.
15:22Heya.
15:23Bethany said you were here.
15:26Erm, you left some washing in the machine.
15:30Dried it for you.
15:33So, erm...
15:34Here.
15:42Don't make a habit of this, eh?
15:43Oh, George, come on.
15:44What else do you want to take away from you?
15:46Ooh!
15:47Ooh!
15:49Ooh!
15:49Ooh!
15:49Ooh!
15:49Ooh!
15:49Ooh!
15:49Ooh!
15:51Ooh!
15:58Ooh!
15:58Oh, the question it's got a long way to go.
16:01There's so many people left to point my finger at, eh?
16:05By the way, er, Danielle did it.
16:07For the money, apparently.
16:08What?
16:09Mm, it's the latest crackpot theory.
16:12Who's next on your list, George?
16:13David the dog?
16:15I've always been suspicious of that mot.
16:17It's those eyes!
16:18Yeah, too close to go.
16:19I think you're onto it.
16:20I do.
16:22Oh.
16:22I'll leave you to it.
16:25Yeah, if you could.
16:26All right, I'll get us another bottle.
16:30I'm so sorry.
16:35Do you think he's laughing at us?
16:36Can I get a bottle of Shiraz?
16:38Whoever did this.
16:41Do you think he ever wonders how those two kids feel without their dad?
16:46Yeah, that's one.
16:50Yes or no?
16:52Last packet.
16:55Ryan, what are you doing?
16:57Activating my parasympathetic nervous system to release me of my salty cravings.
17:02It's a hard no to the scratchings, thank you.
17:05Oh, does that work for fruit and nut?
17:07Not so far, it's early days.
17:09What?
17:11Er, excuse me.
17:14What's going on here, missus?
17:16I wasn't going to take it.
17:17Susie, you can't just go around giving people money because they've spent up on the fruit machine.
17:21He's got a geezer in his case.
17:23He's desperate.
17:24Hey, I heard you.
17:27On the phone, teammates.
17:29That was just banter, kid.
17:30You've put your piggy bank away, though, yeah?
17:43Right, you listen to me.
17:45You are absolutely golden.
17:46You're a treasure pot, but do not let me ever catch you doing that again.
17:50Promise?
17:51Promise.
17:52Okay, noses.
17:54Go on, off your pop.
17:57We were grateful that Idris stepped up.
18:00The big man.
18:00He probably set the whole thing up.
18:02Adam.
18:03You don't know the first thing about him.
18:05I'm a Scotsman.
18:06I know a Class A blackpiper when I see one.
18:09You couldn't be more wrong.
18:11Idris invented rising ground.
18:13I rest my case.
18:15He grew up with nothing.
18:17Literally.
18:18And now he's smashing it.
18:19Why shouldn't he be proud?
18:21Family.
18:21We all have our blind spots.
18:23Just look at Tracey and I.
18:24It's not a blind spot.
18:25If you were in trouble, Idris would give you his last penny.
18:29Sure.
18:30The boy's a big teddy bear.
18:35Chilling in the pub.
18:36You're supposed to be skint.
18:38I've been ringing round trying to lend the cash.
18:39Borrow.
18:40Well, everyone's in the same boat.
18:42Paddle order.
18:43Just give me till Friday.
18:44My sister gets paid.
18:45Hello?
18:49Everything cool?
18:51Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:52It will be.
18:53Tomorrow.
18:54Five o'clock.
18:55Weasel head.
19:00Sorry, mate.
19:01I saw your car and I just thought, you know.
19:03Oh, yeah, yeah.
19:04I thought I needed backup.
19:05Nice one.
19:13Was that a special order?
19:15You don't see how it was like that.
19:17Oh, you know a little bit about motors then, do you?
19:19Oh, I know when I'd be driving something like this by 25.
19:22Well, you can do that tomorrow.
19:24Mix with the wrong circles.
19:25Not your circles then.
19:27You're not a gangster.
19:30No, no, no, no, no.
19:31I pay me taxes and pay me as a card to the poor and the needy.
19:35I like to sleep at night.
19:36And what?
19:37You're stopping round here?
19:39Well, I'm very fond of Alia.
19:41And my dad was good to me.
19:43Grandfather.
19:45And Weatherfield is, uh...
19:47A dump.
19:48Ah, it's a rough diamond.
19:50I mean, there's potential here.
19:51I like it.
19:53I think I could make a difference.
19:55Mint.
19:57But you know where to find me.
19:58Give me a call.
20:00Will do, Chief.
20:15Is this the lot?
20:16Hotel, robe and toiletries included?
20:19Would I?
20:20Look, who's home?
20:23Could at least crack a smile.
20:26For good?
20:28If you have no objections.
20:38Look, I know things were bad and I made them worse.
20:40We're not playing the blame, Jim.
20:42Fresh start all round.
20:43Best foot forward.
20:45Heel toe and away we go.
20:49Boys will bring these up, eh?
20:54Listen, it's been one battle after another since we walked through them doors.
20:58It's all behind us now.
20:59I wish it was.
21:00No, no apologies.
21:02Megan thought she could walk all over you.
21:04Big mistake.
21:06Now, you've got your whole life ahead of you and she's going to spend the rest of hers looking over
21:10her shoulder.
21:12I'm proud of you, son.
21:13We all are.