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Thoroughly disgruntled, Santa opts to take a year off from delivering presents, until a young man helps him rediscover the meaning of the holidays.
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00:00:00Can't you see it's gonna be a merry, merry Christmas?
00:00:05A merry, merry Christmas for all good girls and boys.
00:00:10Can't you see the Christmas tree? Its star is shining brightly
00:00:14as Santa Claus so sprightly drops in with all his toys.
00:00:20You will tingle when Chris Gringo plays his jingle bells.
00:00:24It's brighter than the music of a million carousels.
00:00:29Can't you see it's gonna be a merry, merry Christmas?
00:00:34A very, very, very, very, merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas for you.
00:00:44Can't you see it's gonna be a merry, merry Christmas?
00:00:48A merry, merry Christmas for all good girls and boys.
00:00:53Can't you see the Christmas tree? Its star is shining brightly.
00:00:57And that's my blood I don't care.
00:00:59Cause I wanna stay out of my hair.
00:01:04Stay out of my hair.
00:01:06Welcome to the door's wall.
00:01:08Only Santa for the 21st century.
00:01:10The man, the man, the titan of toys.
00:01:13Santa Claus will be speaking in 10 minutes.
00:01:17Next summer I'm sewing you a moo moo.
00:01:20Any last minute grooming tips for Santa?
00:01:22Yeah, three words. Gastric. Bypass. Surgery.
00:01:27Uh, you know, that's it.
00:01:28What was that joke and on a bypass you right out that door?
00:01:32Oh no, and lose the best job in fashion?
00:01:34Trying to stuff you into the same red suit year after year?
00:01:37Okay, I know you guys are having fun over here, alright?
00:01:39But, you know, we got...
00:01:41Two minutes, okay?
00:01:43Hello?
00:01:43Hold still!
00:01:44I would if you'd get your wires out of my pants.
00:01:47I should have been a dentist.
00:01:49I know. Well, I know.
00:01:50Well, you know, India's the next China.
00:01:52That's what they say.
00:01:53I'm joking, they don't say that.
00:01:55Nobody says that! Come on!
00:01:57Jeparki, what are you talking about?
00:01:59I'm talking about the market and the Christmas futures, so you wouldn't understand that.
00:02:02Now, why would I understand anything about that? I'm only Santa Claus.
00:02:06That's exactly my point.
00:02:10Okay, yeah. Well, I'm losing you. I'm in a tunnel.
00:02:12Okay, bye-bye. Can you hear me now? Everybody go.
00:02:15Out, out. Go. Pssss. Go, go. Pssss.
00:02:16Hey, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:02:23Here. What's that?
00:02:24You're opening remarks. I proof it on myself. Don't bother to thank me. You're welcome.
00:02:30Santa's in the house, y'all. Where's my Christmas party people asking?
00:02:34It's good, right? Yeah, I know it.
00:02:36The shorties better be good, cause this Totally Santa Expo is gonna be off the hinges, yo.
00:02:42Yeah, yeah.
00:02:43Sparky, do I really have to say this?
00:02:45You're kidding, right?
00:02:46Oh, come on.
00:02:49Oh, there... everyone knows there's no Christmas without Santa Claus.
00:02:53Yeah, but is this really Christmas anymore?
00:02:56Whoa! No! Time out here.
00:02:59The world's changing.
00:03:01Now, we could either change with it, or we... okay, that's...
00:03:04Look, will you stop worrying? Give me a hug. Come on, you big lug.
00:03:07Come on. Now, come on.
00:03:09Now, the kids, the kids of the world, they are not gonna forget about Santa Claus, all right?
00:03:14Especially not as long as I'm running this toy shop.
00:03:17Who else am I thinking about? Her?
00:03:19No. Me? No, barely. I never really think about myself.
00:03:23You. I'm thinking about you, okay?
00:03:26And I'm not lying to you. I never lie.
00:03:28I used to lie. I don't do that anymore, okay?
00:03:30I don't try. It doesn't work for you, all right?
00:03:32Now, listen. I want you to go out there, and you make us proud.
00:03:37Santa Claus. All right?
00:03:41Hot! Hot! Get the hat! Will you get the hat?
00:03:44Hot! Hot!
00:03:49Ladies and gentlemen, the man of the hour, Mr. Santa Claus!
00:04:30Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!
00:04:36Yeesh, somebody got a lozenge.
00:04:43Better go rescue him.
00:04:50Django, do you ever wonder what's on the other side of our sky?
00:04:53You'd know if you watch one television.
00:04:55Television? How can you watch so much?
00:04:59What's on?
00:05:00Christmas stuff, man. I love this time of year.
00:05:03Just look at all of it.
00:05:07And gather up enough room to change Santa's mind.
00:05:15This is Julie Cadlebowski Sanchez, live from the South Town Main Street, where I'm speaking with a very special young
00:05:22man named Iggy Thistlewhite.
00:05:24Now, while most kids his age are playing video games or adding to the childhood obesity epidemic, Iggy is really
00:05:31doing something special to spread Christmas cheer.
00:05:33Tell us what's going on, Iggy.
00:05:35All these great people are getting ready for the new South Town Christmas Festival.
00:05:39It's the first festival in 20 years, and you're the organizer. That's a pretty big job for a 10-year
00:05:46-old.
00:05:46I'm just happy to help bring back this great tradition.
00:05:50What happened to the original festival, Iggy?
00:05:52Changing demographics, a shrinking tax base, official indifference.
00:05:57Well, if Iggy sounds like a political prodigy, he should.
00:06:01His father is Mayor Thistlewhite, South Town's mayor.
00:06:05Mr. Mayor.
00:06:07Let's go. Come on.
00:06:09Hi.
00:06:10Mr. Mayor, what do you think of the idea?
00:06:13Well, as you know, Ms. Cadlebowski Sanchez, I have come out again and again as being officially pro-family.
00:06:21So, I am especially proud that my own son has worked so hard to bring this festival back to all
00:06:27the good people of South Town.
00:06:29Thanks to Iggy, South Town is saying hello to Christmas again.
00:06:32I couldn't have done it without you, Dad.
00:06:34Well, that's true, but the real credit belongs to you.
00:06:37And, of course, our great corporate sponsors, whose names can be found on my website, mayorthistlewhite.org.
00:06:44Well, if you will excuse us, Iggy and I have to get to work on the mayor's booth.
00:06:48I hope you'll be joining us for the festival.
00:06:51I'll be back here on Christmas Eve with bells on.
00:06:54Christmas bells, that is.
00:06:57This is Julie Cadlebowski Sanchez, reporting live from South Town.
00:07:00Makes me miss my mother and father.
00:07:03They live right next door to you.
00:07:06Oh, yeah.
00:07:08I always wondered who those black people were next door.
00:07:11Oh, look at Sparky at the Toy Expo.
00:07:14Exclusive toy line from the 21st century.
00:07:17What is that?
00:07:19Is that a belt?
00:07:21Um, no.
00:07:22It's quite lovely.
00:07:23You were saying.
00:07:24Right.
00:07:26You are looking at Santa's exclusive toy line for the 21st century.
00:07:31Did you remove your hat, please?
00:07:33No.
00:07:40Once upon a time, Santa had the biggest toy line in the world.
00:07:44We surrendered our market position to the multinational toy manufacturers.
00:07:48But now that I, Nathaniel, Sparky, Thaddeus III, am in charge, we're taking it back.
00:07:54Once again, when kids think of toys, they're gonna think Santa Claus.
00:07:58Ah!
00:07:58Those are my ears!
00:08:05This is the high-tech toy of the future, Santa.
00:08:07I'm Santa Claus, not Circuit City.
00:08:09Do me a favor.
00:08:09Put the device on.
00:08:13These are sample clips from the games we'll roll out over the next year.
00:08:30See?
00:08:31Wasn't that fun?
00:08:31Looks like you're having a great time.
00:08:33Alright, next, Booth!
00:08:37And what's he do?
00:08:40He kills this guy!
00:08:46The kids are gonna love it.
00:08:48Look at me.
00:08:49Does it look like I love it?
00:08:51Wait.
00:08:52Hold on.
00:08:52How about now?
00:08:54I'm gonna love it.
00:08:55Santa?
00:08:56Hmm.
00:08:57Santa doesn't like it.
00:08:58I'll tell you what.
00:08:59There's a lot of openings in the gift wrapping.
00:09:02You might want to look into that.
00:09:03Little Sparky!
00:09:05Sorry, kid.
00:09:06It's a competition.
00:09:07May the best do I win.
00:09:12I guarantee this will be the breakout doll for the 6 to 12 demographic.
00:09:17Begots!
00:09:18They rock, yo!
00:09:19She's got little holes in her eyebrows.
00:09:22For the Begots pretty piercings sold separately, followed by Begots friends, they rock.
00:09:28Begots pets, real.
00:09:33Begots teens, baby Begots, baby Begots pets.
00:09:40The Begots!
00:09:42The Begots!
00:09:42Fake and black!
00:09:44Techno oven!
00:09:45So hot!
00:09:46Whoa!
00:09:48How am I supposed to deliver all this stuff?
00:09:50Santa?
00:09:51You just delivered the first Begots doll.
00:09:55The parents buy the rest.
00:09:57Well, that's a heck of a thing to do to hard-working families!
00:10:00How about we get you a snack?
00:10:02Oh, I don't get it.
00:10:03Baby Begots, Baby Begots pets with cocoa ovens.
00:10:06What the heck do kids want nowadays?
00:10:07More!
00:10:08I need some air.
00:10:23Hi, it's Sparky.
00:10:25Listen, Mrs. C.
00:10:26No, I'm good.
00:10:27Yeah, go see.
00:10:28Mrs. C, I think you better get down.
00:10:31Your husband.
00:10:32That's a problem.
00:10:39Is it that bad?
00:10:40It's worse.
00:10:42Oh, come on.
00:10:43You always get a little stressed before the big night.
00:10:47It's not easy being Santa Claus.
00:10:50I'm not Santa Claus anymore.
00:10:53I'm a toy delivery division of Santa Claus.
00:10:57Mama, whatever happened to the spirit of Christmas?
00:11:01Now all anybody cares about are gigabytes, action heroes, accessories.
00:11:08I don't fit in anymore.
00:11:11Oh.
00:11:12People do still care about Christmas.
00:11:15And I'm going to prove it to you.
00:11:17You got a quarter?
00:11:38I want you to look.
00:11:40Go on.
00:11:43Oh, there's a whole world full of people down there who love you.
00:11:48I think you forget that sometimes.
00:11:52Oh, my God.
00:11:53Oh, my God.
00:11:54Oh, my God.
00:11:54Oh, my God.
00:11:56Oh, my God.
00:11:58Oh, my God.
00:11:58Oh, my God.
00:11:59Oh, my God.
00:12:00Oh, thank you.
00:12:01Give me that.
00:12:02My daughter's an honor student.
00:12:04Look, we're part of any school.
00:12:06Are you going to have her honor?
00:12:07Christmas.
00:12:08Oh.
00:12:09Lady.
00:12:10...
00:12:16Santa, you suck!
00:12:24Santa, you suck!
00:12:28So much for that idea.
00:12:36Jingle, I need you and Jingle to come get us.
00:12:47Thanks for coming on such short notice, Doc. This is important.
00:12:53Let's go see what's going on.
00:12:54I would have got here sooner, but I just came back from the divide.
00:12:58That's a long, hard trip.
00:12:59Yep, I'm getting too old for combat zones.
00:13:02The brother's heat and snow mice are having another war.
00:13:06One day those idiots are really gonna hurt someone.
00:13:08I don't need a doctor, I need my life back.
00:13:10What did you have for breakfast?
00:13:11Which one?
00:13:13Cutting back on the coffee?
00:13:15The one pleasure I have left in life?
00:13:18Other than you, my darling?
00:13:19Take off your hat.
00:13:23What you've done to this body of yours, it's amazing you're still standing,
00:13:27riding around the world.
00:13:29The dead of winter in an open sleigh.
00:13:31And for what?
00:13:33Deliver presents to a bunch of people who don't give a hoot in the first place?
00:13:36Tell me about it.
00:13:37No matter what you give these kids, it's never enough.
00:13:40Next year they want something newer, bigger, faster.
00:13:44Beegoths!
00:13:45Oh, come on now.
00:13:46You two, you know it's about more than just the presents.
00:13:49What about all that Christmas cheer and goodwill?
00:13:52When's the last time you've seen any?
00:13:54Exactly what I was thinking.
00:13:55Take some deep breaths.
00:13:56Boys!
00:13:57Please.
00:14:00What he means is the expo's a madhouse.
00:14:03What I mean is what I said.
00:14:06I'm sick of Christmas.
00:14:08Too many toys, too many ungrateful children.
00:14:10All I am is a TDP.
00:14:13A what?
00:14:13Toy delivery platform.
00:14:15That's what Sparky calls me.
00:14:17Yeah, well, Sparky's got problems of his own.
00:14:19Thanks, Doc, for coming by.
00:14:21I'll let you know how he's doing.
00:14:24Looks like he left.
00:14:26I'll check back on you later.
00:14:28Oh.
00:14:30And Merry Christmas.
00:14:37Django?
00:14:38Django?
00:14:39What's up, Doc?
00:14:41Lord, you're nice.
00:14:42What does that mean anymore?
00:14:45And I defy anybody to find me one child that really cares about the true spirit of Christmas.
00:14:52Oh, you're just tired.
00:14:55Yeah, I'm tired.
00:14:57Tired of Christmas.
00:14:58Well, you'll feel better after you get some rest.
00:15:02You're right.
00:15:04Rest is what I need.
00:15:06Rest is what I'm gonna get.
00:15:09Call the elves.
00:15:10Tell them to cancel Christmas.
00:15:12This is going to be a year without Santa Claus.
00:15:17Man!
00:15:18If Santa skips Christmas, what's gonna happen to us?
00:15:21I got a cousin who's a dentist on the island of Misfit Toys.
00:15:24Maybe he could use a couple of assistants.
00:15:26We gotta do something, man.
00:15:27They're so...
00:15:28And that's it?
00:15:29Well, it's doing something, isn't it?
00:15:33Santa needs to accept the fact that his negative thoughts are creating their own reality.
00:15:39Santa needs to change his way of thinking.
00:15:41Where did that come from?
00:15:42Dr. Lord!
00:15:43TV's favorite thermos.
00:15:45What do you do when somebody you love, somebody you care about, somebody you respect, has lost their sense of
00:15:51purpose in life, and the only thoughts they're having are negative?
00:15:54Your job is to try to help them get back on track.
00:15:58So, go do the right thing.
00:16:01Dr. Laura.
00:16:03Nice hair.
00:16:04You know what could change Santa's thinking?
00:16:06A real little earth boy with true Christmas spirit.
00:16:09I wonder where we get one of those.
00:16:13How'd I do?
00:16:14Well, you keep that up, kid, and you can be a slick politician just like your father.
00:16:17Now, if you'll excuse me, I got a toxic spill to cover.
00:16:24Yeah, I got about 20 minutes. I gotta go.
00:16:26We'll see you.
00:16:26Hey, Aikster.
00:16:27Where are you going, Dad?
00:16:28I gotta get back to the house and meet with those New York guys.
00:16:30It was a great story for Southtown, son.
00:16:32But I thought we were going to work in the booth together.
00:16:34Well, sorry, Aikster, but this meeting came up.
00:16:37It's an emergency.
00:16:37Well, can't you put it off?
00:16:39No, afraid not.
00:16:40Biggie understands.
00:16:42Don't you, son?
00:16:42After all, I'm not just your dad.
00:16:45You're the mayor, too.
00:16:46That's my boy.
00:16:47Way to work the media, son.
00:16:50Hey, how are ya?
00:16:51Iggy, you know your dad.
00:16:54Sometimes he just makes promises he can't keep.
00:16:56He used to keep them.
00:16:59Hey, how about if I stay and help you build the booth?
00:17:01That's okay. I can handle it.
00:17:02Okay.
00:17:03Well, in that case, I'm gonna go do some Christmas shopping.
00:17:06Can't leave it all up to Santa Claus.
00:17:08Santa Claus is just kid stuff.
00:17:11Don't forget to go to school, hon.
00:17:13Love ya.
00:17:14Love you.
00:17:28You have a very nice house. Thanks for having us over.
00:17:32My pleasure.
00:17:32I saw your son on TV. You must be proud.
00:17:35I sure am.
00:17:36You know, he really seems to understand Southtown.
00:17:40Yeah.
00:17:40Well, he says he wants to grow up and be just like me.
00:17:44Shrinking tax base, changing demographics, official indifference.
00:17:47He kind of summed it all up, didn't he?
00:17:49We are working on our problems.
00:17:51And we want to work with you.
00:17:53You need to think of our retail center as kind of a heart transplant for Southtown.
00:17:57It'll pump fresh, economic blood right to your city.
00:18:01Green blood, if you know what I mean.
00:18:02I know what you mean.
00:18:04Just want to make sure we do this right.
00:18:06Southtown's a real city, real history.
00:18:09I don't want to lose that.
00:18:11Well, a ghost town has a history, too.
00:18:13Is that what you want Southtown to become?
00:18:16Christmas festivals are cute, but isn't it time that you did something that's going to work?
00:18:23That's why we're here.
00:18:36Look, maybe Santa taking a year off is a blessing in Descartes.
00:18:39How do you figure?
00:18:40Well, we got the brand new toy line to roll out.
00:18:43And that's a lot of toys to build and deliver, you know?
00:18:46Oh, wow.
00:18:47Wait.
00:18:48Genius Migraine.
00:18:49Hold on.
00:18:49I have an idea.
00:18:51What's that?
00:18:51What if we postponed or rescheduled Christmas in July?
00:18:59Christmas in July?
00:19:01I know.
00:19:01I know.
00:19:02I know.
00:19:03That's what I said.
00:19:03I literally said that to myself.
00:19:05I said, Christmas in July?
00:19:08But then I asked myself, why does Christmas always have to be on December 25th?
00:19:14What is so great about that date anyway?
00:19:16Plus, a Christmas in July is much more fair for those of us with a birthday in late December.
00:19:21And I'm sorry, but a single present for both birthday and Christmas?
00:19:26That is ridiculous.
00:19:27We are not rescheduling Christmas.
00:19:29Look, I feel as badly about Santa as you do.
00:19:32I really do.
00:19:33But things have changed.
00:19:34And now, now I have to deal with the facts on the ground.
00:19:38Okay?
00:19:38And the facts are, Santa's in bed, covers over his head, ready to blow off Christmas.
00:19:44You'll get over it.
00:19:46I hope so.
00:19:47But I'd be lying to myself if I said I didn't see this coming.
00:19:50And I don't lie.
00:19:51I tried that.
00:19:51It doesn't work for me.
00:19:52It just ate my cup of Swiss-mas.
00:19:55Look.
00:19:55Okay.
00:19:56Here are the times.
00:19:58Here's Santa.
00:19:58All right?
00:19:59Hiya, Santa.
00:20:00Hiya, times.
00:20:01And they're off.
00:20:02Whoa.
00:20:02Santa ain't keeping up with the times.
00:20:04Okay.
00:20:04I see what you're saying.
00:20:05But what do we do to get Santa to move with the times?
00:20:08Oh, yes.
00:20:08I'm so glad you asked.
00:20:09Because I've been working on this whole new Santa experience.
00:20:13Something that will update his image and get the kids interested again.
00:20:16Okay?
00:20:18I just got this installed.
00:20:19Oh, lovely.
00:20:20I like it, too.
00:20:22Mr. C, it is my pleasure to introduce to you...
00:20:28...Extreme Santa.
00:20:32He's a cross between Tony Hawk and Spider-Man.
00:20:35He's ripped.
00:20:37He wears a skin-tight green jumpsuit.
00:20:39And he flies around on a flying snowboard powered by the magic of awesomeness.
00:20:45It can't fail.
00:20:47It won't miss.
00:20:49He will never fit into that.
00:20:51I know.
00:20:52It's so sad.
00:20:55So I thought we hire a substitute Santa for the year.
00:20:59Wait.
00:21:00Wait.
00:21:00No.
00:21:01No.
00:21:02No one could ever replace Santa.
00:21:05Do you think this is easy?
00:21:07Do you know how I feel about that jolly old barrel of fun?
00:21:11Do you know what he told me the other day?
00:21:13He told me that I'm like the son he never had.
00:21:19Okay, Sonny.
00:21:21Help me to get him to change his mind.
00:21:23Because one way or another, Santa is gonna be on that sleigh Christmas Eve.
00:21:43Jingle, the only way to South Town is from Heat Miser and Snow Miser's round.
00:21:46Are you sure?
00:21:47I don't know, man.
00:21:49This map's a little strange.
00:21:51What?
00:21:51Why?
00:21:53That's not a map.
00:21:54That's today's TV lineup.
00:21:56Maybe we should turn around.
00:21:57Never!
00:22:00No!
00:22:00No!
00:22:00No!
00:22:02No!
00:22:04No!
00:22:07No!
00:22:11No!
00:22:12No!
00:22:15No!
00:22:21No!
00:22:25No!
00:22:34I'm Mr. Green Christmas. I'm Mr. Sun. I'm Mr. Heat Blister. I'm Mr. Hundred One.
00:22:45They call me Heat Miser. Whatever I touch, it starts to melt in my clothes. I'm too much.
00:23:00I'm Mr. White Christmas. I'm Mr. Snow. I'm Mr. Icicle. I'm Mr. Tenderloin.
00:23:10Friends call me Snow Miser. Whatever I touch, it turns to snow in my clutch. I'm too much.
00:23:19He's Mr. White Christmas. He's Mr. Snow. He's Mr. Icicle. He's Mr. Tenderloin.
00:23:31Friends call me Snow Miser. Whatever I touch, it turns to snow in my clutch.
00:23:39He's too much.
00:23:41I never want to see a day that's under 60 degrees. I'd rather have it 30, 20, 10, 5 and
00:23:50let it freeze.
00:23:53Oh, oh. Well, don't you stand there. Elves. Santa's still pops.
00:24:00Oh, they must be off. Just our people dreaming about our White Christmas again. Don't let them get through.
00:24:11No, look down there. Look. They shoot. Come back here.
00:24:16Not my baby. No. Take me instead.
00:24:20Oh. Come on, Jangle. Got it? Got you, Jangle. I got you. Yeah, get in there.
00:24:31Got it? Thought I lost you, man. Yeah, I did too.
00:24:41He got away. He got away.
00:24:47I never want to see a day that's over 40 degrees. I'd rather have it 80, 90, 100 degrees.
00:25:00He's Mr. Green Christmas. He's Mr. Sun. He's Mr. Heath Glister. He's Mr. 101.
00:25:10They call me H-Miser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt in my clutch. I'm too much.
00:25:21Too much. Ow. Too much.
00:25:30Look at all those buildings. Look at the sun. It's bright. Brighter than it is on TV. And big. Bigger
00:25:40than it is on TV. And hotter. Home. Not hotter. Jeez, I'm hot.
00:25:47Little heat's not gonna stop us from saving Christmas. Look out now. Prepare for landing.
00:25:53Aaaaaaahhh.
00:25:58Oh what!
00:25:59Woah!
00:26:00Oh! Woah! Woah!reuuh!
00:26:03Woah!
00:26:04Oh! Oh!
00:26:05Oh!
00:26:09You don't have a driving license, do you? Very scary.
00:26:13You alright?
00:26:15You alright, girl?
00:26:17You alright?
00:26:18Nice landing.
00:26:21Here, put some of these on
00:26:23so we blend in with the locals.
00:26:25How can someone from the North Pole be so uncool?
00:26:31Where'd you get those?
00:26:34You know how many clothes designers
00:26:35want to sponsor multidimensional elves?
00:26:37There's a lot about my thought process
00:26:39you don't know.
00:26:40Yeah, let's keep it that way.
00:26:43Come on.
00:26:44Operation Save Santa starts now.
00:26:49Come on, girl.
00:26:50Come on, girl.
00:26:51Gotta get some water.
00:26:53Gotta be cool.
00:26:54Stop running!
00:27:13Why is everybody staring at us?
00:27:15Mommy, look at their ears!
00:27:16Oh, hush, honey.
00:27:22We came here to do a job
00:27:24and that's exactly what we're gonna do.
00:27:26Alright.
00:27:27Where's Vixen?
00:27:36Slushy.
00:27:37Come on.
00:27:38Unit 1, we're crossing Animal Control Unit.
00:27:42Come on, girl.
00:27:46Slushy.
00:27:47Come on.
00:27:52Unit 1, we're crossing Animal Control Unit.
00:28:08In keeping with the holiday spirit,
00:28:10I've got a special homework assignment
00:28:13that I think you're going to love.
00:28:15Using the Bosworth box,
00:28:19create a production possibility graph
00:28:21displaying how Christmas affects the economy.
00:28:26Answer the question.
00:28:28Do you think this Christmas
00:28:30will be more or less profitable than last year's?
00:28:34If so, why or why not?
00:28:39I think I just saw a flying reindeer.
00:28:44Iggy, were you daydreaming again?
00:28:49I guess so.
00:28:51You've spoiled my Bosworth box.
00:28:54Busted.
00:28:55That just earned you an extra homework assignment.
00:28:58Write an essay explaining
00:29:00why it is aerodynamically impossible
00:29:02for a reindeer to fly.
00:29:13Toys used to be a lot more fun and simple.
00:29:16Now they're golf.
00:29:18Here.
00:29:19Maybe this will cheer you up.
00:29:26Well, this ain't mine.
00:29:27Well, it's a dress to you
00:29:29from all those kids
00:29:30who supposedly don't care anymore.
00:29:32Computer-generated giftograms.
00:29:35Now that's caring.
00:29:36Oh!
00:29:37It's here.
00:29:38What's here?
00:29:40Our future.
00:29:42What are you up to?
00:29:49Metopolis?
00:29:50Is it a retirement home or a cemetery?
00:29:53Who sent you this?
00:29:55Abe.
00:29:55The abominable snowman lives here.
00:29:58Yep.
00:30:00People stopped chasing him.
00:30:02He got bored.
00:30:03Now he's a snowman of leisure.
00:30:05Metopolis.
00:30:06The senior community
00:30:07designed with a mature myth in mind.
00:30:11Hello, I'm Hercules.
00:30:12And if you're like me,
00:30:14there are days of killing nine-headed hydrant monsters
00:30:17that are behind you.
00:30:18Now it's time to enter a whole new world
00:30:21of fun and excitement.
00:30:22So come in, old friend.
00:30:24The fun's just getting started.
00:30:27Hey, Blue.
00:30:31It's a place where old fables can feel fabulous again.
00:30:35You having fun, producer?
00:30:37Absolutely, you stud muffin.
00:30:40Oh, man.
00:30:41Out of this world, Funch.
00:30:43Here, right to Metopolis.
00:30:44Get it.
00:30:45I would rather jump off the divide
00:30:47than move to Metopolis.
00:30:49Oh, baby.
00:30:50It looks like fun.
00:30:52All of our friends are there.
00:30:54You have friends here who need you.
00:30:57Yeah.
00:30:58To sign their paychecks.
00:30:59That's what happens
00:31:00when you become a corporation.
00:31:07You'll feel 3,000 years young
00:31:09when you move to Metopolis.
00:31:12One, two, three, one.
00:31:14One, two, three, one.
00:31:19Five dollars.
00:31:20I hope it's as good as the candy
00:31:22we usually get at the North Pole.
00:31:23I bet it ain't.
00:31:25Yo, stuff in this to me.
00:31:31Now what we gonna do?
00:31:33I don't know.
00:31:35Man, maybe we ain't over our heads.
00:31:36We can call Sparky.
00:31:38He know what to do.
00:31:39He'll be furious.
00:31:40Not as furious as the big guy
00:31:41if we don't get Vixen back.
00:31:43We should call Sparky.
00:31:45Not Dr. Lore.
00:31:46Come on.
00:31:58Jingles, stop!
00:31:59This is a crime scene.
00:32:00You could be destroying valuable forensic evidence.
00:32:03Hmm.
00:32:04What exactly is forensic evidence?
00:32:11Where's my stuff?
00:32:12And a map.
00:32:15And the Santa's cell phone.
00:32:17We really are a couple of ETs that came upon home.
00:32:20ETs?
00:32:21Elf types.
00:32:24We really gotta find that Iggy.
00:32:26Yeah.
00:32:27Maybe he can help us.
00:32:38Clop?
00:32:39Where are Jingle and Jangle?
00:32:41Uh, they went ice fishing?
00:32:43Where?
00:32:44The ice?
00:32:47You know, why would they go and do that without telling me?
00:32:49I know.
00:32:50That is just so rude.
00:32:51I mean, who do they think they are?
00:32:53Talk.
00:32:56They made me promise not to squill.
00:32:58I don't know where they went.
00:32:59All I know is they took a map of the Divide with them.
00:33:02The Divide?
00:33:03You don't pass over the Divide unless...
00:33:12What makes you think we're gonna find them here?
00:33:15Cause this is a school.
00:33:16This is where kids hang out all day.
00:33:18You never seen South Park?
00:33:21Well...
00:33:22How long do they keep them here?
00:33:23About seven hours.
00:33:25Really?
00:33:25What are they paying for going to school?
00:33:27Nothing.
00:33:28Not a dime.
00:33:29Well, no wonder there's no Christmas spirit.
00:33:30Hey, you wanna go throw some balls around?
00:33:32Sorry, I'm going to Token Town.
00:33:34Tommy.
00:33:34Oh, cool.
00:33:35I was just there yesterday.
00:33:36There he is.
00:33:37There's Iggy.
00:33:38Really?
00:33:38What'd you win?
00:33:39Uh, nothing.
00:33:39But I'm saving up my tickets.
00:33:40Oh.
00:33:41See ya.
00:33:42Bye.
00:33:44Iggy!
00:33:45Kids!
00:33:46We're two elves from the North Pole.
00:33:49Yeah, right.
00:33:51No, really.
00:33:51We are.
00:33:52Prove it.
00:33:53You asked for it.
00:33:54Don't, don't.
00:33:55Extreme circumstances call for extreme measures.
00:34:01What it is, uh, mark of a true Christmas elf.
00:34:04You mortals have ever seen them.
00:34:07Come on.
00:34:08Big deal.
00:34:09Josh's older brother pierced his ears with a crowbar.
00:34:15What do you want?
00:34:17We're here because we need to find a kid that believes in the true spirit of Christmas.
00:34:21If we don't, it'll be a year without Santa Claus.
00:34:25Santa Claus?
00:34:26I think you two are looking for the preschool.
00:34:29No.
00:34:30We're looking for you.
00:34:31I saw you on TV, talking about Santa Claus.
00:34:34So, are you ready to meet Santa?
00:34:36I would be.
00:34:37Except, I don't believe in Santa Claus.
00:34:40How can you not believe in Santa Claus?
00:34:43He's too young to think so old.
00:34:45Get up!
00:34:53What are you doing?
00:34:54We're not supposed to let people see us break the laws of the physical world.
00:34:56So you're elves that escaped from the circus.
00:34:59Big deal.
00:35:00Hey!
00:35:01Do you two have permission to be here?
00:35:02Hey!
00:35:02Stranger danger!
00:35:03Stranger danger!
00:35:04Stranger danger!
00:35:06Stranger danger!
00:35:06What are you gawking at?
00:35:08You're a Greek goddess, aren't you?
00:35:10Isn't that a salad dressing?
00:35:11Shut up.
00:35:12I tried to hide my radiance under these sporty ensembles.
00:35:15But sometimes, it just shines through.
00:35:19I'm Artemis.
00:35:21Protector of youth.
00:35:22Hardly anybody believes in me anymore.
00:35:24So nowadays, I protect youth.
00:35:26Freelance.
00:35:26School.
00:35:27Playground level.
00:35:31What's wrong with all the kids around here?
00:35:33They don't believe in anything.
00:35:34Not even Santa Claus.
00:35:35All people believe in nowadays is material things.
00:35:38If they can't see it or buy it, it doesn't exist to them.
00:35:42I guess we'll have to keep hammering away at it again
00:35:44until he sees the magic of Christmas is real.
00:35:46You work out?
00:35:47You look like you work out.
00:35:49Hello?
00:35:51Stop macking and stacking, man!
00:35:52He's gone!
00:35:54Trying to make booty calls on the clock.
00:35:55That's too much booty.
00:35:58Iggy!
00:35:59Hey, Iggy!
00:36:00I don't talk to strangers.
00:36:02You know, that's a good rule usually.
00:36:04But we're not strangers.
00:36:05We're elves.
00:36:06I also don't talk to guys who think they're elves.
00:36:10I would love to believe in Santa.
00:36:12But I only believe in things I can see and touch.
00:36:15Really?
00:36:16Can you see a sunset and touch a puppy?
00:36:18Yeah, I can see a sunset and touch a puppy.
00:36:21Bad example.
00:36:22Look, we saw you talking on TV about your Christmas festival
00:36:25and how you wanted to bring Christmas spirit back to Southtown.
00:36:28Well, Santa Claus needs your Christmas spirit.
00:36:31I gotta go, guys. Everyone's waiting for me.
00:36:33Where you gotta go?
00:36:34A party at Token Town.
00:36:35Hey, elves.
00:36:36What's Token Town?
00:36:41Hello, Santa Claus, and welcome to the 21st century.
00:36:44Ho, ho, ho!
00:36:46Finally, a Santa kids can relate to...
00:36:48Yeah, no more old man in a fat suit.
00:36:51Do you think I can get one of those six-pack a-plates that superheroes wear?
00:36:55You know, not that I need one, but for fun.
00:36:57Mm, absolutely. The six-pack is so now.
00:37:01Ah!
00:37:03Come on in. My door's always open. No need to knock.
00:37:06Sparky, have you seen Jingle or Jangle lately?
00:37:08I can't seem to find them anywhere.
00:37:10No, the last time I saw them was at the toy expo.
00:37:13I'm worried they may have gone across the divide.
00:37:15What? The Miser brothers are at war again.
00:37:18There's no way they'll make it across the divide.
00:37:20That's what I'm afraid of. We have to tell Santa.
00:37:23Hey, what? Why didn't anybody stop him?
00:37:26Nobody knew.
00:37:27And my guess is they were trying to help you.
00:37:30Help me?
00:37:31You said you were canceling Christmas
00:37:32because you didn't think anyone believed in you anymore.
00:37:35Because you didn't think there was any real Christmas spirit.
00:37:38I think they went looking to prove you wrong.
00:37:41Well, I didn't ask them to.
00:37:42They love you, you old goat.
00:37:45Anyway, it doesn't matter anymore
00:37:47because they've probably been blown out of the sky
00:37:49by the Miser brothers and Vixen along with the...
00:37:52Hey, hey, hey.
00:37:54Come on now, you two.
00:37:57We don't know that.
00:37:58They may very well have made it across.
00:38:03I just hope our little fellas are safe.
00:38:08Sparky, get my sleigh loaded.
00:38:10We're gonna pay a little call on the Miser brothers.
00:38:15I can't believe it.
00:38:16I was just gonna say,
00:38:18Santa, how about you tell me to go load up your sleigh,
00:38:21then we can pay a call on the Miser brothers.
00:38:23Isn't that crazy?
00:38:24I was just gonna say that.
00:38:26That's like...
00:38:27Sparky.
00:38:28Telepathy.
00:38:28That's loony that that happened.
00:38:30Go!
00:38:34But that is kind of crazy that I was gonna say that.
00:38:37It's like telepathy.
00:38:38It's like...
00:38:39Life's funny.
00:38:49How'd you get us here?
00:38:51Just a bit of that Christmas magic you don't believe in.
00:39:00What do we do now?
00:39:02Play Arctic Thunder.
00:39:05How is playing video games gonna help us?
00:39:07I don't know.
00:39:08But I'm about to find out.
00:39:11Freak.
00:39:13All right!
00:39:16Good shot!
00:39:18I got it!
00:39:19Watch out!
00:39:20All right!
00:39:21Woo!
00:39:22Oh!
00:39:23Oh!
00:39:26Oh!
00:39:30Oh!
00:39:32Look like Chris.
00:39:33Oh!
00:39:34Oh!
00:39:35No hands.
00:39:35No hands!
00:39:36Put a man!
00:39:44Yeah!
00:39:46Go, go, go, go!
00:39:48Go!
00:39:49Yeah!
00:39:53Yeah!
00:39:55Yeah!
00:39:55Yeah!
00:39:55Wow!
00:39:56That's how we do it in the Arctic.
00:39:59Throw the A up.
00:40:00Man, I want to dance.
00:40:06Woo!
00:40:07Woo!
00:40:08Woo!
00:40:10Woo!
00:40:12Woo!
00:40:17Woo!
00:40:18Woo!
00:40:19Yeah!
00:40:20Good job!
00:40:21Yeah!
00:40:32Woo!
00:40:36Uh-uh!
00:40:41Go, goh, go, go, go...
00:40:44Woo!
00:40:44Ho, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:40:46Come on, Eggie, your turn, buddy!
00:40:49You got it.
00:40:50Come on, Iggy.
00:40:52Come on.
00:40:53You got it.
00:40:58What's the matter, Rat?
00:40:59Break it down.
00:41:00Rat!
00:41:02Iggy's in the house.
00:41:04Iggy's in the house.
00:41:06What?
00:41:07Yeah!
00:41:12Whoo!
00:41:13Oh, yeah!
00:41:21Here you go. Enjoy.
00:41:23That's all he get is a yo-yo?
00:41:24That's it. Sorry.
00:41:25All them tickets?
00:41:26It's a jip, man. It's a jip.
00:41:31Now do you believe we're Santa's elves?
00:41:33No.
00:41:34But I believe you guys are amazing at video games.
00:41:38And pretty good friends, too.
00:41:41Thanks.
00:41:42That was the most fun I ever had.
00:41:44Then why can't you help us save Christmas?
00:41:46Oh, that's my ride. I gotta go.
00:41:48Bye.
00:41:51This is gonna hurt me to my stomach to say this.
00:41:54But maybe everything you see on TV is not true.
00:41:58Maybe Iggy's not the kid to save Santa Claus.
00:42:01What would Dr. Laura do?
00:42:04Earn the trust of a new friend is like gaining interest in a savings account.
00:42:09Grows a little bit every day.
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12So we keep trying.
00:42:13Not just for Christmas, but for Santa.
00:42:16Oh, Santa.
00:42:19So if you're out, this is turning out to be.
00:42:22Oh, come on, Santa.
00:42:23Don't you get all poopy on us.
00:42:25You'll get your vacation. I promise.
00:42:27Not a vacation. It's a protest.
00:42:31And a vacation.
00:42:32Whatever it is, you'll get it, all right?
00:42:34That, my friend, that I promise.
00:42:39Sparky.
00:42:40There.
00:42:42Jangles TV.
00:42:43I can't believe you'd leave it right here.
00:42:45That's not cool.
00:42:53Ladies and gentlemen.
00:42:56Freezoids and firebugs.
00:42:59Welcome to Misergeddon!
00:43:07Ten rounds of boxing between the keepers of the climate.
00:43:11Those wizards of weather.
00:43:13The Miser Brothers!
00:43:17In this corner, wearing silver trunks,
00:43:21he put the coal back in cold-blooded.
00:43:23The Lord of the North, our very own...
00:43:27New Miser!
00:43:35And in this corner, his trunks are red.
00:43:38Plains shoot from his head.
00:43:39And if you can't stand the heat,
00:43:41get out of his kitchen.
00:43:43The Sultan of the South, the one and only...
00:43:45Heat Miser!
00:43:58Gentlemen!
00:43:59I want a clean and fair bite!
00:44:02What?
00:44:05Whoa!
00:44:08Whoa!
00:44:11Whoa!
00:44:14Whoa!
00:44:16Whoa!
00:44:17Whoa!
00:44:17Whoa!
00:44:18Whoa!
00:44:20Whoa!
00:44:21I hate to stop them.
00:44:23I love the city's knuckleheads knocked their blocks off.
00:44:26Ah, dirty calls.
00:44:27Sorry, Santa.
00:44:29This is a job for a young and virile man.
00:44:31Don't try to stop me.
00:44:32You're an elf!
00:44:36All right.
00:44:37The fight is over!
00:44:44Santa!
00:44:44Hey!
00:44:45Help!
00:44:46Give me some help!
00:44:47Help!
00:44:48Over here!
00:44:49Help!
00:44:51My neck is hurting in this.
00:44:54Stop!
00:44:57Very close.
00:44:59If we knew you wanted to see the fight,
00:45:01we would have set you ticket.
00:45:02I can't say that.
00:45:03I know that.
00:45:03Listen, you bozos.
00:45:04Two of my elves disappeared into the divide
00:45:07and haven't been heard from since.
00:45:08What do you know about it?
00:45:10Uh...
00:45:10Elwood?
00:45:11Divide?
00:45:13Sorry, Santa.
00:45:14Round two.
00:45:16Time to summon the big guns.
00:45:19That's a big one.
00:45:25That's a big one.
00:45:26Oh!
00:45:27Oh!
00:45:28Oh!
00:45:29Oh, Santa Claus!
00:45:30Oh, Santa Claus!
00:45:31What a nice surprise!
00:45:33Oh!
00:45:33Hello, Mother Nature.
00:45:35Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:45:36Oh!
00:45:36I sense some stormy seas.
00:45:40Tell Mother Nature, what's troubling you?
00:45:43Two of my elves, Jingle and Jangle,
00:45:45haven't been heard from since they tried to cross the divide.
00:45:48Oh!
00:45:48But surely one of my sons must have seen them.
00:45:52I spoke to them, but they didn't seem to be of much help.
00:45:56So they gave you a hard time, did they?
00:46:00Oh, I'm sure they didn't mean to.
00:46:02Oh, yes.
00:46:03They did.
00:46:04They're nasty little boys.
00:46:06Both of them.
00:46:07But don't worry.
00:46:09I'll get you the skinny.
00:46:13Oh, yo-hoo.
00:46:15I see nothing.
00:46:17I didn't see anything.
00:46:20Do not lie to Mother Nature.
00:46:23It makes her ever so sour.
00:46:27Well, I vaguely remember seeing something.
00:46:31I vaguely remember you shooting at them.
00:46:33La-la-la-la!
00:46:34Hate my zog!
00:46:36Well, your elves were off course.
00:46:39We cannot be responsible for collateral damage when we are fighting.
00:46:43What happened to them?
00:46:44Tell Santa what you know!
00:46:47Well, we did find this.
00:46:52Let's see.
00:46:55Southtown.
00:46:57Oh, that's a relief.
00:46:59Mother Nature, I can't thank you enough.
00:47:02Jingle and jangle, they mean well, but they're like children.
00:47:06I know all about idiot children.
00:47:10Mother Nature, I think I'm dying.
00:47:14I can't tell you.
00:47:16It is a pleasure to meet you.
00:47:20My name's Sparky the Elf.
00:47:22Oh, you know, most people...
00:47:24When they meet Mother Nature.
00:47:31Come on, Hunter.
00:47:33Herniated desk.
00:47:34Oh.
00:47:35Don't worry, everybody. I'm fine.
00:47:36Oh, good.
00:47:37And as for you two boys,
00:47:40I have some manure that needs manipulating.
00:47:44So unless you two boys want the job,
00:47:47behave!
00:47:51Yes, Mommy.
00:47:54Good luck on your elf quest, Santa.
00:47:58And Merry Christmas.
00:47:59I know I'm not supposed to play favorites,
00:48:02but it is my most cherished season.
00:48:09I knew my moves like you best.
00:48:11I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it.
00:48:13Round three!
00:48:18Oh, no!
00:48:19You go!
00:48:21I gotta summon a slave back from the North Pole.
00:48:24I got toys to manufacture.
00:48:27What toys?
00:48:28There isn't gonna be a Christmas this year.
00:48:30You wanna have to deal with a bunch of Battlework elves?
00:48:33I gotta give them something to do.
00:48:36I hate my service!
00:48:40Anybody got a cell phone that works around here?
00:48:44Thanks, honey.
00:48:46Stop!
00:48:47Stop!
00:48:47Stop!
00:48:50Stop!
00:48:52Stop!
00:48:52Stop!
00:48:53Stop!
00:49:01Stop!
00:49:07Stop!
00:49:09Stop!
00:49:11Stop!
00:49:12See you soon.
00:49:16What are we going to do when we get her out of here?
00:49:18Iggy still don't believe in Santa Claus.
00:49:20Ain't like we got a slave to get her home anyway.
00:49:28Don't worry about it, girl.
00:49:29We're going to get you out of there.
00:49:30Shh.
00:49:30Don't put us in the cage, too.
00:49:41I'm sure your dad will be home any minute, honey.
00:49:43You know how crazy things get for him before the holidays.
00:49:47Mom?
00:49:48Yes, Iggy?
00:49:49How old was I when I stopped believing in Santa Claus?
00:49:54I didn't know you had stopped believing.
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:57Isn't Santa Claus just for kids?
00:49:59Maybe.
00:50:01But kids come in all ages.
00:50:05Do you believe in Santa Claus?
00:50:07I think I do.
00:50:09In my own way.
00:50:11But I know that you and Dad put the gifts on the Christmas tree.
00:50:15Right?
00:50:18Well, there are lots of gifts that we receive in this world
00:50:21that don't show up under a tree.
00:50:23Who knows where they come from?
00:50:26Hey, Igster.
00:50:26Hey, Dad.
00:50:27Hi.
00:50:28Hi, honey.
00:50:28Yeah.
00:50:29Sorry, but I'm just home for a sec.
00:50:31I've got to meet the developers and their partners for a drink.
00:50:33Dad, you know tomorrow's the festival.
00:50:34What time do you want to leave in the morning?
00:50:36We still have some work to do on the mayor's booth, and-
00:50:38I'll tell you what.
00:50:38Well, I've got a big meeting tomorrow morning, so why don't I just rendezvous with you later?
00:50:43I've got a big announcement to make tomorrow, and I want to make sure everything's ready.
00:50:47So I promise I will join you just as soon as I can.
00:50:49Okay, son?
00:50:52Sure.
00:50:54After all, I'm not just your dad.
00:50:55You're the mayor, too.
00:50:57That's my boy.
00:50:59I'm counting on you to make this festival a big success.
00:51:04Thanks.
00:51:20Can I be excused?
00:51:24No.
00:51:25No.
00:51:25What plans?
00:51:25The same plans we had last night, and the night before that, we've got a Christmas tree
00:51:30to decorate, remember?
00:51:33Oh, that.
00:51:34Yes, that.
00:51:36And a family who wants to spend some time with you, even when the cameras aren't rolling.
00:51:44I'm sorry, honey.
00:51:46I'll just get home as soon as I can.
00:51:48You do that.
00:51:50And try to remember, you're not just the mayor.
00:51:54You're a dad, too.
00:52:08I blame television.
00:52:09Aren't we hurting enough without you blaming television?
00:52:11And some are blockbusters and video games where you can go anywhere and do anything.
00:52:16Now you lost me.
00:52:17Right.
00:52:17Now I've lost you.
00:52:18I'm talking about Iggy.
00:52:19I'm talking about how all our elf magic doesn't seem magical to him at all.
00:52:23It's like he thinks it's some big special effect.
00:52:26Iggy's problem is he thinks too much.
00:52:27He needs to be more like me.
00:52:28Yeah, not think at all.
00:52:29No, just stop putting everything through a smart kid, mayor's son, blender brain.
00:52:35Don't think.
00:52:36Just look.
00:52:36Just see.
00:52:37You know, it may be the heat, but I think you're starting to make sense.
00:52:54I'll get it.
00:52:59Nice house.
00:53:00What kind of TV set you got?
00:53:02Who is it, Iggy?
00:53:04Just my friends.
00:53:05Friends.
00:53:06I like that.
00:53:07Friends.
00:53:08How'd you find me?
00:53:09We're elves.
00:53:10And we need your help.
00:53:17Well, you've got a reindeer.
00:53:19I'll give you that much.
00:53:20So how do we get her out?
00:53:22Dynamite, man.
00:53:22Dynamite.
00:53:23Seen this old episode, Mission Impossible.
00:53:25They had this Australian strongman.
00:53:27He came around the corner.
00:53:28Look.
00:53:29The animal control supervisor's a real jerk.
00:53:32I ought to know.
00:53:33My dad's his boss.
00:53:35He's not going to release the reindeer to you unless you can prove ownership.
00:53:38I could show him the scars where a vixen kicked me.
00:53:41I guess I could talk to my dad.
00:53:43Come on.
00:53:43Iggy got to help us, man.
00:53:44She's dying in there.
00:53:47Okay.
00:53:48Then leave it up to me.
00:53:50People tell me I inherited my dad's silver tongue.
00:53:53Cool.
00:53:53Let me see.
00:53:54It's just an expression.
00:53:58Keep your mother on a leash.
00:54:00I'm tired of picking him up.
00:54:07How's it going?
00:54:08Who wants to know?
00:54:10Well, most people know me as Iggy.
00:54:12But my father, the mayor, likes to call me Igster.
00:54:16You know how dads are.
00:54:18You're Iggy Thistle like the mayor some.
00:54:22Like going to the barn?
00:54:23Where are my manners?
00:54:28Drinking on the job, eh?
00:54:30Not good.
00:54:32Not good.
00:54:52You know what I could use right now?
00:54:55Yeah.
00:54:56Reindeer.
00:54:57Reindeer?
00:54:58Yep.
00:54:59We need one for the festival, Mom.
00:55:03I have one of those.
00:55:05Really?
00:55:06That's good news.
00:55:08There's just a small problem.
00:55:11See, I don't have any paperwork or money to pay the fine.
00:55:15Oh, heck.
00:55:16What are we here for if not to help each other?
00:55:18You want the critter?
00:55:19Take him.
00:55:20Life's too short for paperwork.
00:55:21That's my motto.
00:55:23Whoa.
00:55:26That's exactly what I always say.
00:55:28Man, I can't take it no more.
00:55:29That's my dog in there, man.
00:55:31Vixen!
00:55:32It's really a deer, but it's my dog.
00:55:34We said we'd let Iggy take care of it.
00:55:36Jingle!
00:55:37Stop!
00:55:40Gotta get a better way to communicate.
00:55:42You've been doing that for 3,000 years.
00:55:44Good.
00:55:48Iggy, you're a genius.
00:55:49How'd you do it?
00:55:50Politics is the art of the possible.
00:55:52But when that guy finds out he's not really invited to Christmas dinner...
00:55:56Don't worry about it.
00:55:57It'll all be worth it.
00:55:57The only thing that will make it worth it...
00:56:00...is if Vixen can...
00:56:03Fly.
00:56:05Hate to say I told you so.
00:56:08Whoa.
00:56:08Oh, wow.
00:56:33Iggy, I can't believe you got Vixen out.
00:56:35Yeah, when your dad's married, it's easy.
00:56:38Are you sure it's going to be okay?
00:56:40Yeah.
00:56:41Come on, Vixen.
00:56:42But we've got to be quiet.
00:56:44Come on.
00:56:48Shoot, she's going to be too loud.
00:56:50Can't she just float up the stairs?
00:56:52Iggy, is that you?
00:56:54We're going to jail.
00:56:55We're going to jail.
00:56:57Fly, Vixen, fly.
00:56:59What's all the racket?
00:57:01Sorry, Dad.
00:57:02I tripped going up the stairs.
00:57:04Okay, well, it's about bedtime, son.
00:57:06Oh, boy, you need a shower, Iggy.
00:57:11No offense.
00:57:14Did you eat something?
00:57:17Rotten.
00:57:18Night, Dad.
00:57:22Did you just growl at me?
00:57:25You're right.
00:57:27I smell like a wild animal.
00:57:37It's pretty cool having a reindeer in my room, but is she housebroken?
00:57:41Oh, she can break any house you want her to.
00:57:44Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
00:57:47Um, she'll be all right.
00:57:49She just needed a little air conditioning.
00:57:50She'll be okay once we get her back to the North Pole.
00:57:57So your dad seems like a really nice guy.
00:58:00He's the best.
00:58:02Problem is, his job game isn't so busy, he doesn't have much time for my mom or me.
00:58:08But when he's not working, he's a great dad.
00:58:11Last winter, he took me up to the mountains.
00:58:13We got caught in a blizzard.
00:58:14You've never seen so much snow.
00:58:17The roads are closed.
00:58:18The power went out.
00:58:19Even the phone stopped working.
00:58:21My dad couldn't work and there was nothing to do.
00:58:25So we built the fire.
00:58:27And just spent some time together for three days.
00:58:30There are very few problems snow can't fix.
00:58:33It was the best time I ever had.
00:59:07Really, fella, if you're gonna wear the suit, try and take some pride in it.
00:59:12Button those buttons.
00:59:13Tuck in that shirt.
00:59:14Straighten those lapels.
00:59:15I'm not on duty yet.
00:59:17What are you doing here?
00:59:19This is my corner.
00:59:21Oh, wow.
00:59:22That's a great belt buckle.
00:59:24I'll give you five bucks for it.
00:59:26Are you serious?
00:59:27This belt is over 300 years old.
00:59:29Look, the gold for the buckle was mined at the North Pole.
00:59:33Okay.
00:59:34How about 10?
00:59:37Look, I'm trying to find my elves and my reindeer.
00:59:40I don't suppose you've seen them, have you?
00:59:42No.
00:59:43But if you wait till I finish my bottle.
00:59:45No time for that.
00:59:46Oh, the man.
00:59:48Hey, I'm the man.
00:59:49Yeah, our collection's going, Sam.
00:59:51I just got here.
00:59:53I'm looking for my reindeer.
00:59:54That beast belongs to you?
00:59:56Yeah.
00:59:57He's locked down at the animal control shelter.
00:59:59If you're smart, you'll pay the fine and claim him.
01:00:02With pleasure.
01:00:03And both of you will get out of my town.
01:00:05Far, far out.
01:00:18What can I do for you, sandy clones?
01:00:20I think you've got my reindeer.
01:00:23No, I don't.
01:00:24Are you sure?
01:00:26Bart Yehi?
01:00:27Answers to the name of Vixen?
01:00:29No, you're too late, because someone already got it.
01:00:32Who?
01:00:32Who wants to know?
01:00:38I do.
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:42Who's the mayor's kid, Iggy Thistlewhite?
01:00:44I know Iggy Thistlewhite.
01:00:45I'm sure you do.
01:00:47Sure I do.
01:00:47I know lots of kids, millions of them.
01:00:52I don't happen to know where I can find them, do you?
01:00:55At the Christmas festivals, if you didn't know.
01:00:57You moron.
01:00:58I remember you from when you were a little boy.
01:01:02You never made my list.
01:01:06Yeah, well, I'm still waiting for that BB gun, Santa.
01:01:09You shoot your eye out.
01:01:11Ouch!
01:01:14I think it's perfect.
01:01:15Here, you want this teddy bear?
01:01:17Yeah, it's great, that one.
01:01:19All right.
01:01:19Cool.
01:01:20It's really nice.
01:01:21Oh, nice.
01:01:23Yeah.
01:01:37I'm looking for my dad.
01:01:41Where?
01:01:44Okay.
01:01:46I'm getting worried about Iggy.
01:01:49What are you talking about, man?
01:01:50Everything's coming together just fine.
01:01:52He's got to get together with his dad first.
01:01:54You know, you can't fix the world until you fix yourself.
01:01:58It's a right bitch.
01:01:59You guys go to construction, because I could really use some help finishing this.
01:02:04Construction?
01:02:05That's work, huh?
01:02:34You guys are amazing.
01:02:40Whoa, girl.
01:02:41What is it?
01:02:43I think she hears something.
01:02:45Whoa, Vixen.
01:02:46Where are you going?
01:02:47Come back here, girl.
01:02:49Come back here.
01:03:04I still love you, and I'm not going to tell your mother, but you can't help because they will get
01:03:09you in trouble.
01:03:11Jingle.
01:03:12Jingle, thank goodness you're all right.
01:03:14What are you doing here?
01:03:16I came looking for you.
01:03:17What got into you two?
01:03:19Taking off without telling anyone.
01:03:21Mrs. Claus is beside herself.
01:03:23I ought to put you back on the toy line.
01:03:26We were just trying to help.
01:03:27Well, you shouldn't have bothered.
01:03:29Now, come on.
01:03:30Let's get you and fix it home.
01:03:32Wait, Santa.
01:03:33There's someone we need you to meet.
01:03:34Diggy Thistleway.
01:03:35That's right.
01:03:35How'd you know?
01:03:37I'm a man.
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:39All hail the jolly fat man All the kids are so excited to see Santa
01:03:47The hopeless snow, the mistletoe The Christmas tree with the lights of soul
01:03:51It's got to be the favorite time of year
01:03:54All hail the jolly fat man All the kids are so excited to see Santa
01:04:02The hopeless snow, the mistletoe The Christmas tree with the lights of soul
01:04:08Oh, ma'am, I'm not
01:04:09I always liked a man in uniform And you make sure that money gets to someone who needs it
01:04:13Yes, ma'am
01:04:25Thank you
01:04:28Here
01:04:32You need that a lot more than I do
01:04:38What's your charity?
01:04:40Yeah, homeless shelter
01:04:41Yeah, I'm living there until they finish renovating my mansion
01:04:45Sure
01:04:46Merry Christmas
01:04:48You know, a lot of the kids from the shelter can't wait for your visit tonight
01:05:07Iggy
01:05:09Santa, this is our friend Iggy Thistlewhite
01:05:11Pleasure to meet you, Iggy
01:05:14You've grown
01:05:15It happens
01:05:16So it does
01:05:19Are you really Santa Claus?
01:05:21I mean, the real Santa Claus?
01:05:24I'm afraid I am
01:05:27Wow
01:05:28Is it true that this Christmas festival was your idea?
01:05:31I guess so
01:05:33My dad's the mayor of Southstown
01:05:35He helped me put it together
01:05:36Looks like you've done quite a job
01:05:39It isn't officially open until later
01:05:41But you can look around if you like
01:05:43Iggy
01:05:44Did you build this?
01:05:46A little help for my friends
01:05:48Mom
01:05:48This is Jingle and Jingle
01:05:52And this is Santa Claus
01:05:53The real one
01:05:55The real one
01:05:57Well, I've always wanted to meet the real Santa Claus
01:06:00And I've got a phone to pick with you
01:06:02When I was eight years old
01:06:04I specifically asked for a boy's bike
01:06:07And you bought me a girl's
01:06:09I was a bit of a tomboy in those days
01:06:12You're Rachel Stevens, aren't you?
01:06:15Yes, that's my maiden name
01:06:17As I recall, you were quite small at that age
01:06:19And a boy's bike would have been unsafe for you to ride
01:06:23So, I brought you that dark blue Schwinn
01:06:25With the green handlebar tassels
01:06:27Because I thought maybe the colors might make you happy
01:06:31How did you...
01:06:32Why don't you talk to Dad?
01:06:33Do you know when he's coming?
01:06:35What? Iggy?
01:06:36I said if you talk to Dad
01:06:37I need him here to man the booths with me
01:06:40I'm afraid I haven't talked to him this morning, honey
01:06:43But I know he was planning on joining you later
01:06:46I'm sure he'll be here before the festival begins
01:06:52Hey, what am I?
01:06:53Chop Suey?
01:06:55You and I are going to raise some serious money
01:06:57For that Southtown endowment, okay?
01:07:00Okay
01:07:01Okay
01:07:02I'm going to go get the rest of the pies
01:07:04I'll see you back here shortly
01:07:07Iggy
01:07:09Yes, Paul?
01:07:10You know that your dad is very proud of you
01:07:23You okay, Iggy?
01:07:25I always loved Christmas
01:07:27Because I knew that my mom and dad and I would always be together
01:07:30But as my dad became more important
01:07:32He never seemed to have time for Christmas anymore
01:07:37He works on Christmas Day sometimes
01:07:39You know, Iggy, I think I understand
01:07:42Sometimes even I forget how important Christmas is to people
01:07:47Really?
01:07:48Yep
01:07:52I used to think I was too old to believe in Santa Claus
01:07:55Now I think I'm too old not to believe
01:07:58Iggy?
01:08:00What do you want for Christmas this year?
01:08:03You don't have to give me anything, Santa
01:08:06Oh, I owe you for taking care of my elves
01:08:09Big time
01:08:10Now, what do you really want for Christmas this year?
01:08:19I'd like you to make it snow here in South Town
01:08:23Snow?
01:08:24Not just snow
01:08:26But tons of snow
01:08:28I think I understand
01:08:32It's not your usual Christmas wish, but
01:08:35You came from the heart
01:08:36So I'll see what I can do, Iggy
01:08:58Well, well, well, if it isn't Santa Claus
01:09:02Shouldn't you be off doing another commercial for my brother?
01:09:04You know I never take sides between you and Snow Miser
01:09:07Oh, come on
01:09:08Traipsing around that sleigh of yours
01:09:10Stirring up cold winter breezes
01:09:11Making everybody think fondly of ice hockey
01:09:14And snowball fights and sleigh rides
01:09:16I can assure you it's totally unintentional
01:09:19Why can't you sing the praises of sunstroke and heat prostration?
01:09:23I'll see what I can do about it
01:09:24Meanwhile, I came to ask you a favor
01:09:26I don't see why you shouldn't
01:09:27Nobody ever does anything for me
01:09:29It's all like my brother bet anyways
01:09:31Oh, that's not true
01:09:34Most of the time I can't stand either of you
01:09:36But listen, this is important
01:09:37All right, I'm listening
01:09:39I need you to turn the heat down at South Town
01:09:41So your brother can make it snow there
01:09:42What?
01:09:43Snow in the deep south?
01:09:45Never!
01:09:46Haven't the mortals messed with the weather enough?
01:09:48Why should I help them school up more?
01:09:50Make it worth your while
01:09:53Remember a Christmas wish you made
01:09:54When you were a little kid
01:09:55And I wouldn't give it to you?
01:09:58The flamethrower
01:09:58No, not the flamethrower
01:10:02The little isotope nuclear reactor kit
01:10:06No, no, no, no, no
01:10:07Think North Pole
01:10:10For one whole day
01:10:12The weather in the North Pole belongs to me
01:10:16A slimy, stankin', smelly, summer's day
01:10:22Hell slimed in sunblock
01:10:24Of course, we need Snowmeister's permission
01:10:27Why don't we give that
01:10:29Tooty-fruity snow cone
01:10:31I'll buzz on my hotline
01:10:32See what he says
01:10:38Snowmeister!
01:10:39Santa Claus here
01:10:40Hi, Santa
01:10:41How'd you make out with the hothead?
01:10:44Hey, I heard that, you snowball
01:10:45Mind your blood pressure, hotcakes
01:10:47Mother warned you about that low-boiling point of yours
01:10:50Well, you think you're so hot
01:10:52Just cause Mama like you
01:10:53Enough already!
01:10:55Snowmeister, your brothers agreed
01:10:57To turn down the heat at Southtown
01:10:58So you could make it snow there
01:11:00What?
01:11:01Of course, there'd be a small concession
01:11:03Huh, what did that flaming fool want this time?
01:11:07The North Pole?
01:11:09As a matter of fact
01:11:10That happens to be the small concession I asked for
01:11:13What?
01:11:14Yes, yeah, I told you you wouldn't cooperate
01:11:16Cooperate?
01:11:17The very thought makes the blood run cold in my veins
01:11:19Yeah, well, it's enough to boil my brain cells
01:11:21Alright, that's it
01:11:23You two behave yourselves or I'm gonna call your mother right now
01:11:25No, not mommy, no
01:11:27Not mommy
01:11:29Alright then
01:11:30Do we have a deal?
01:11:32Give me some rum
01:11:33Give me some rum!
01:11:38This is gonna be a Christmas Eve to remember
01:11:42The dawn of a new era
01:11:44One big step for mankind
01:11:47The age of Aquarius
01:11:49Nothing better go wrong or heads will roll!
01:11:55Sparky, have you seen Santa?
01:11:57What the heck is going on here?
01:11:59Halloween!
01:12:01Early!
01:12:02It's extreme Santa
01:12:03I told you all about it
01:12:06And I told you that Santa is flying tonight
01:12:09He is?
01:12:11Oh, I'm sorry
01:12:12My bad
01:12:13Oh, wait
01:12:14I just remembered
01:12:15He's not here
01:12:16He's fishing for elves
01:12:18And that means the CEO can decide who delivers the toys
01:12:21To all the good little girls and boys
01:12:23And wait a second here
01:12:24Yep, that would be Mo Wong
01:12:27Do you want to break his heart?
01:12:29Are you crazy?
01:12:30That is the last thing I ever want to do
01:12:32I just want there to be a Christmas
01:12:34He had his chance
01:12:35Now it's my turn
01:12:37If you'd like to speak to my lawyer about it
01:12:38I'm sure he can explain it to you
01:12:42He's right, Mrs. Claus
01:12:43In the absence of Santa Claus
01:12:44Sparky is legally entitled to take over
01:12:46Now I'll have a copy of the North Pole Protocols
01:12:48And Clausian Contractual Covenant
01:12:50Highlighted and sent over to you
01:13:17Where are you, you old go?
01:13:19We need you
01:13:21Please come home
01:13:34Save Christmas, save Christmas, save Christmas, save Christmas
01:13:38Can you look at this?
01:13:40I am so moved right now
01:13:42They're gathering to wish me good luck
01:13:44Godspeed
01:13:45Whatever you do
01:13:46Do not let me cry
01:13:47Okay, I do not want to get close feet
01:13:48Save Christmas, save Christmas, save Christmas, save Christmas, save Christmas, save
01:13:52I love these guys
01:13:53But Sparky, look
01:13:54Not now
01:13:56But not now
01:13:57Thank you
01:14:00Thank you all so very much
01:14:04You have all made me so very happy
01:14:07I wish I could stay
01:14:09And bask in my glory
01:14:10But it's time to make history
01:14:15Is my sleigh ready?
01:14:16It is not
01:14:17Then get it ready
01:14:19Now
01:14:20This is so not happening
01:14:22There'll be a sleigh ready
01:14:23It's more like it
01:14:25For Santa Claus
01:14:26Yeah!
01:14:28Yeah!
01:14:29Yeah!
01:14:29Yeah!
01:14:29Yeah!
01:14:29Yeah!
01:14:29Yeah!
01:14:30Yeah!
01:14:30Yeah!
01:14:30Oh!
01:14:30Oh!
01:14:31Oh really?
01:14:31Oh, is that how it is?
01:14:33Yeah!
01:14:34All right, fine
01:14:34I was going to save the news until after New Year's
01:14:37But Santa Co. is downsizing
01:14:39And anyone who doesn't help me get my sleigh ready
01:14:41It's finished!
01:14:46Finished!
01:14:54Look!
01:14:55The sun will be setting soon
01:14:57You know what?
01:14:58No Santa!
01:14:59That's right
01:15:00You heard me
01:15:00He's deserted us
01:15:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
01:15:08Millions and millions of children
01:15:11Who are waiting for the presents
01:15:13Do you want to break their little hearts?
01:15:17Is that what you want?
01:15:26Thank you
01:15:27Thank you
01:15:27Thank you
01:15:30You are all forgiven
01:15:32It's Santa Claus
01:15:49What are we waiting for?
01:15:51Easter?
01:15:51Let's get that sleigh loaded
01:15:53It's Christmas Eve
01:15:54Thanks
01:15:57What is this?
01:16:06What are you dressed up for?
01:16:08Sparky?
01:16:09What's with a little beard?
01:16:10Sparky was my slave name
01:16:12I'm Extreme Santa now
01:16:25I just wanted to be a big man for once
01:16:31I want people to respect me and fear me
01:16:35I never get to be the boss
01:16:40Wow
01:16:41I never thought I'd see Sparky cry
01:16:43Even my dad said I was little
01:16:47Well, as Dr. Lloyd would say
01:16:50Sparky's got a deep-rooted father complex
01:16:53that he projected on the Santa Claus
01:16:56Maybe now he'll come to grips with his suppressed anger
01:16:59And learn if you give Santa and him sick
01:17:04Thank you
01:17:05No, thank television
01:17:07It is the season to be jolly
01:17:10Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
01:17:13Gone we know our gay apparel
01:17:15Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
01:17:32Hey, hey
01:17:35You got ice shavings in my chili
01:17:37I kindly asked you to keep your machine a good working order
01:17:40I'm refilling the machine
01:17:42It's not even turned on
01:17:43Well, where's this ice coming from?
01:17:45I don't know
01:17:46Maybe it's blue ice from some leaky airplane lavatory
01:17:52Just tastes like ice
01:18:23Snowstorm has come literally out of the blue
01:18:26The forecast called for highs in the low 80s
01:18:29And no chance of precipitation
01:18:30Instead, we have what appears to be
01:18:33The only snowfall in these parts
01:18:34Since the ice age
01:18:36Come on
01:18:37Despite its absolute beauty
01:18:38Traffic has slowed to a crawl
01:18:40As drivers try to cope with the new experience
01:18:42Of driving in the snow
01:18:43I'm walking
01:19:08The biggest day in his life is late to have a talk with Mr. Mayor
01:19:13As high as our money
01:19:14Where is he?
01:19:16There he is
01:19:17You had me worried
01:19:19You're late
01:19:20I know
01:19:21I know
01:19:22Will you excuse me for a moment?
01:19:23Just a minute
01:19:23No, no, no, no
01:19:24Hey, we need you on stage for the life
01:19:26Dad, the whole town's laying in the snow
01:19:28It's incredible
01:19:29I know
01:19:30I've never seen anything like it
01:19:33Reminds me of a trip to the mountains
01:19:37Hey, Dad
01:19:37I started building a snowman over by our booth
01:19:40You want to come see it?
01:19:41You know, I would love that more than any
01:19:42Let me introduce you
01:19:44To the man playing Santa
01:19:45To the city
01:19:46Mayor Thistlewhite
01:19:49For two terms
01:19:50This man has led
01:19:51I have to do this first, Diggie, okay?
01:19:53Can
01:19:53Can it just wait till I finish my speech?
01:19:55I mean
01:19:55After all
01:19:56I'm not just your dad
01:19:58He has graciously welcomed us
01:20:02I give you
01:20:04The Honorable
01:20:05Mayor Thistlewhite
01:20:25You know, I think someone once asked me
01:20:27When I would stop running for mayor
01:20:30And I said
01:20:31When it snows in Southtown
01:20:35Oops
01:20:37Our town's history began
01:20:39When it was built
01:20:40In 1875
01:20:43Now we have an opportunity
01:20:45To write a new chapter
01:20:46In our town's history
01:20:47That's why I came here tonight
01:20:50To announce
01:20:51A new development
01:20:52Right here
01:20:54Right in the heart of Southtown
01:20:56New stores
01:20:59Jobs
01:21:02Revitalization
01:21:23That's what I was going to announce
01:21:27But you know what
01:21:29Maybe Southtown
01:21:31Doesn't need to be torn down
01:21:32And turned into a
01:21:34Mega mall
01:21:37Maybe all Southtown needs
01:21:40Is
01:21:41A new appreciation
01:21:42Of what we already have
01:21:45Sometimes
01:21:46We forget everything we have
01:21:48And we take it for granted
01:21:51And we take it for granted
01:22:00That's unbelievable
01:22:03Let's all remember what Southtown looks like
01:22:06Covered in snow
01:22:12I think the mayor's caught a little snow fever
01:22:15Would you stick to the speech as written
01:22:17Mr. Mayor
01:22:20I think this speech is over
01:22:23For the rest of the holidays
01:22:26I'm no longer the mayor
01:22:31I'm just a dad
01:22:36And I'm going to play with my son
01:22:38And build a snowman by that palm tree over there
01:22:43So I guess the only thing left to say is
01:22:47Merry Christmas everyone
01:22:55You're finished Thistle White
01:23:00We'll have your job
01:23:01We'll talk about that later
01:23:02I don't work on Christmas Eve
01:23:04Hey!
01:23:16Okay, where's that snowman?
01:23:17It's over here
01:23:18Come on, come on
01:23:19Excuse me, coming through
01:23:20Coming through
01:23:21Let's go
01:23:21Okay, Julie, we're live
01:23:23In three, two, one
01:23:25Snow
01:23:27It's already being called
01:23:29The miracle of Southtown
01:23:31Most remarkable
01:23:32Is that snow's only fallen here
01:23:35There's no report of snowfall
01:23:37Anywhere else in the region
01:23:40Everyone has a different theory
01:23:42About where the snowstorm came from
01:23:44But there's one theory that we liked
01:23:47Better than the rest
01:23:50Iggy
01:23:50Could you tell our viewers
01:23:53Where you think the snowstorm came from?
01:23:56I know exactly where it came from
01:23:57It was a gift from Santa Claus
01:24:00Well, there you have it
01:24:02I guess everyone in Southtown
01:24:04Owes a big debt of gratitude to
01:24:06Santa Claus
01:24:10Snowball fight
01:24:17Snowball fight
01:24:18Snowball fight
01:24:19Did you hear that, Santa?
01:24:21Yeah, yeah, yeah
01:24:22Nice kid there, Iggy
01:24:24Now, turn the TV off
01:24:26And help us get ready here, will you?
01:24:29Slay's ready, Santa
01:24:34Thank you, Klopp
01:24:39What are you doing, woman?
01:24:40After all the trouble you caused us
01:24:42You don't think I'm going to let you go along, do you?
01:24:46I would welcome the company, Mrs. Claus
01:24:53Thank you, Mr. Claus
01:25:16Oh, here we go
01:25:27You won, that's good, that's good
01:25:31Merry Christmas
01:25:36Merry Christmas
01:25:37Merry Christmas
01:25:37Merry Christmas
01:25:38Merry Christmas, Santa
01:26:02Eighty-five degrees, Abby
01:26:04This reminds me of Southtown
01:26:05Did I ever tell you I went to Southtown?
01:26:09I kind of saved Christmas
01:26:12Uh, pool boy
01:26:15Bring forth the drinks
01:26:17Yes, in a moment, sir
01:26:33You think we can convince the Miser brothers to do this every year?
01:26:37Yeah, if they don't kill each other first
01:26:40You know, we could live like this every day in Mythopolis
01:26:44If you so much as mention that place again, I'm pushing you over the divide
01:26:48I'm just teasing, Mrs. Claus
01:26:51You've convinced me the world still needs old Santa
01:26:54And it always will
01:26:56I promise there'll never again be a year without Santa Claus
01:27:00I'm going to hold you to that
01:27:02Yeah
01:27:03Yeah
01:27:04Merry Christmas!
01:27:47Merry Christmas!