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00:12Oh, my God.
00:37Oh, my God.
01:14Oh, my God.
01:36At this rate, we're going to get there for their first baby's Christmas.
01:39Okay, so you choose it, then. Which one?
01:41The gray. The gray will be fine.
01:43Are you sure? Don't I need a little more contrast?
01:46Contrast? I picked it so you could get a fucking move on.
01:49This isn't even your wedding. Chill out.
01:52Okay, okay, okay.
01:56Slow down, handsome. You have to dance with the bride later.
01:59Since these two gorgeous ladies aren't invited, I'm getting my groove on so they don't feel left out.
02:04Come on, handsome. We're late.
02:07I'll see you when we can continue in private.
02:13Darling.
02:17Mr. Peno, nice to meet you. Call me Lucas.
02:19I'm sure no one would mind if you brought your dance partners with you.
02:23I would mind, since I'm in the mood to find some new ones when it comes to staying, doctor.
02:27I think you'll have a better shot without lipstick on your face.
02:31I have some on.
02:35What I hate the most about weddings is that they feed you so late.
02:38I nearly fainted at the last one.
02:40You're like a broken record.
02:42Hand that over, would you?
02:44Yes.
02:44Thanks.
02:46Take this.
02:47No.
02:47Do I smell pork loin?
02:49Now you can't pass out.
02:50That's why you're my favorite daughter.
02:53No.
02:54There's so many of them.
02:55She's your sister.
02:56It's a family photo for your wedding.
02:58What the fuck?
02:59Don't do it now. We'll have to do it after we're set up.
03:01Everything's set up.
03:01I've been out with her.
03:02I refuse to have her in it.
03:03I have a name.
03:04Tell me why.
03:04What's going on?
03:05David doesn't want Leah in the pictures.
03:07Why the hell not?
03:08She's your only sister.
03:08All that counts is that she knows.
03:09This is ridiculous.
03:10It's her fault.
03:10What did you do?
03:11No, no, no. Everything's all right.
03:12Please stay positive.
03:13We always factor in a cushion for unexpected issues.
03:16We're going to get these pictures.
03:16What is this job all of a sudden?
03:17You guys never fight.
03:18Ask your nephew.
03:19Stop being so immature so we can get the picture.
03:21I said no. It's not happening.
03:22What is such a big deal?
03:23I've had it. I'm out of here.
03:25Take all the fucking pictures you want of that asshole.
03:27I can't go.
03:27Listen, calm down. I'll go after them.
03:29Let's do this.
03:30Everyone's here. I want a picture.
03:31Tell me it's a joke.
03:31What's that joke?
03:32And this is what I want.
03:33It's my fucking wedding.
03:36Leah.
03:38How'd he find out?
03:42I was showing him some drawings on my phone and he saw some photos.
03:46There's one of me and Armando.
03:48Screwing.
03:49No.
03:50Okay, but why would you have a picture of you two on your phone, Leah?
03:53You're supposed to be discreet.
03:57I'll talk to David, okay?
03:59Talk to him all you want.
04:01I'm not even going.
04:02It's not my fucking wedding.
04:04You're acting like a five-year-old.
04:06You need to fix this.
04:07So suck it up and say cheat.
04:15Are you spying on me?
04:16No.
04:17You two are terrible liars.
04:19Sorry.
04:19Did you bring us any snacks?
04:21You guys know Mauricio?
04:23Your boyfriend?
04:24Yeah, he's here too.
04:25If you ask nicely, he'll take you to the stash of tacos I have in my car.
04:29There's Auntie!
04:31David.
04:39So what'd she say?
04:42She didn't need to say.
04:45You were in on it?
04:48Why didn't you tell us?
04:50It's not my story to tell.
04:51Come on.
04:53You two are the same.
04:55Bullshitting all the people who love you the most.
04:57You can't compare her to me.
04:59I do so much worse.
05:01Your illusions are shot.
05:02You need to grow up, Sunshine.
05:04But on the bright side, it's probably fizzled out already.
05:08Who cares?
05:10I will never forgive them.
05:11And your bride will never forgive you for ruining her wedding.
05:15So put on your big boy suit, stand next to your parents, and smile your ass off.
05:26You win.
05:29One more thing.
05:30And I know it's not how you want to start a marriage.
05:34But you cannot tell your wife about this.
05:37It'll destroy her.
05:47This fucking family.
05:49Excellent.
05:50I'm loving those smiles.
05:52Now, mother and father of the groom, hold hands, please.
05:57Beautiful.
05:58Really nice.
05:58Everyone relax a little bit.
06:00Behold your positions.
06:01Hey, what's your phone down?
06:02Close-ups.
06:03Grandpa and boys.
06:04It's pre-wedding jitters.
06:06Nothing serious.
06:06Everyone looking back at me, please.
06:09One, two.
06:12Your brothers asked me to put a ramp in, but they didn't know this was already here.
06:16I'm happy to see this is where your donations go.
06:18It leads straight to the altar, so the altar boys can tear out of here on their tricycles.
06:51It leads straight to the altar.
07:55I'm off weddings.
08:04You smell so good.
08:06Drives me nuts.
08:08Already drunk, aren't you?
08:20Hello, Simon.
08:21Nice to see you, too.
08:23Gorgeous, Mo.
08:24Simon.
08:24Hi.
08:25Good to see you, Santita.
08:26Mauricio.
08:27Pleasure to meet you.
08:28You look beautiful.
08:30Simon brought you a little present.
08:32A present?
08:33Is it something from the registry?
08:34It's from the goodness of my heart.
08:36Oh, boy.
08:40There he is.
08:41It's precious.
08:42You should be more careful.
08:44I'll remember that.
08:45Thanks for this.
08:47It was an easy fix.
08:47I tugged too hard on it one day and broke the clasp, but Simon got it all fixed up.
08:54What?
08:55Nothing.
08:57What's that face?
08:58Why are you lying about this?
09:00Why would I lie?
09:00I know.
09:01You don't have to pretend.
09:03I know you lost to the poker.
09:05It's gotten so bad, you're pawning.
09:07I don't need you to come to the rescue.
09:08I don't need your help or anyone else's.
09:11Anyone need a refill?
09:13No, thank you, Mauricio.
09:14We're good for now.
09:16Good job, honey.
09:17Super smart.
09:17I know what I do.
09:18It's as much your fault.
09:19You're the one who insisted.
09:20I had to give it back to her.
09:20I never told you to bring it to the wedding.
09:22Mauricio's pretty drunk.
09:22He won't remember.
09:23I was only trying to help, but now I look like that.
09:25Disgression, honey.
09:26He's right.
09:26Seems to be the word of the day.
09:27Your heart was in the right place.
09:29You just should have done it somewhere else.
09:30What's she doing here?
09:32Who is that?
09:33She's Kike Karate's girlfriend.
09:36And you know her?
09:37Not very well.
09:38You might not be friends, but you owe her.
09:40So, unfortunately, I wouldn't ignore her.
09:42The night is young.
09:43Hi, Al.
09:44Cheers.
09:46Congrats.
09:46Congratulations.
09:47Thank you all for coming.
09:48Cheers.
09:48May you always have your love and respect and patience.
09:51You two, you know you don't have to drink up with every toast tonight.
09:54You have to take care of her leader.
09:56He's been working up his tolerance.
09:57We'll be fine.
09:59I don't know why we're talking about this right now.
10:00Oh, you're in trouble later, my friend.
10:03You look all beautiful.
10:05Congrats.
10:05Bye.
10:06I like her.
10:07Oh, no, you don't.
10:09We need at least two sober boys in the family.
10:11Go check if the food's coming.
10:13One drunk candle's bad enough.
10:15Two at a time.
10:16Double trouble.
10:17You're in trouble.
10:18I like her.
10:19I like her.
10:23I like her.
10:26I like her.
10:30I like her.
11:02Good evening, Santita.
11:05Stop trying to avoid me. You can't run forever.
11:08Forever? No. But for right now?
11:11Yes.
11:11Don't worry. I'll come find you.
11:13Looking forward to it.
11:28You can't be serious.
11:30Auntie, your brother already found out. You want to take out a billboard?
11:35Get back in there.
11:37Fucking move your ass.
11:47I'm not a fan.
11:48Well, you're not going to like me any better.
11:51I doubt I could dislike you more.
11:52No, no, no.
11:54I have a proposal.
11:57I want you to buy out my share of my family's vineyard.
12:00You already invested.
12:02And I need to get rid of it.
12:05This project's got an every dollar I'm willing to invest already.
12:08And besides, I'm not interested in your money issues.
12:12If I tell your partner you're screwing his daughter, will that change things?
12:16Obviously, you could make my life somewhat difficult.
12:19But you should watch yourself because I can make yours unbearable.
12:23Oh, such a big word.
12:25Just for fun. How's that work?
12:27How do you feel about going to jail?
12:30For extortion?
12:32This is Mexico, Armando. Come on.
12:34Exactly.
12:35And if I'm up to date on the laws of this jurisdiction, abortion is legal.
12:40Think very carefully.
12:41Is everything all right?
12:42Yes, of course. Enjoying your party.
12:44Good, because this dress is ridiculous.
12:46I can barely breathe and I need help to pee.
12:49I feel like an invalid.
12:52Sorry, Santita. I didn't hear it.
12:53Forget it, sweetie. We know what you meant.
12:54Santita's not an invalid. She can do plenty of things.
12:57And I'm sure she's hurt.
12:59Plenty of worse insults, right?
13:02And seen worse, too.
13:05You look beautiful.
13:07Smile for me.
13:12Where have you been?
13:13Hi, Cecilia. How are you?
13:15Where's my husband?
13:15Yeah, I'm good. Thanks.
13:16Where is he?
13:17I don't know. Why is everybody at this wedding so goddamn aggressive?
13:20Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's going on? You owe her money, too?
13:23Really?
13:24It's got nothing to do with money.
13:25You sure? Because there's a woman going around here saying Santita owes her a lot of money,
13:28so I assume she's on a loan.
13:29What's going on?
13:30Don't ask me. She's drunk and literally lost her husband.
13:33Everyone in here is drunk. That's the point.
13:35I'm not drunk.
13:35You're not?
13:36No.
13:36You must be the only sober one in here, because I've never seen so much alcohol at her wedding.
13:40Unless you've decided to get on the wagon.
13:42Get off your high horse for once.
13:47Santita, I've been looking for you.
13:49You two made up.
13:50We were going to send the twins out to find him.
13:51We'd have to know where they are first.
13:53Right.
13:54Look who rolled it.
13:55I want a picture with my three kids.
13:56Look whose value fat rolled out.
13:57Juan Antonio, over here.
13:59Come on.
13:59Who knows if I'll be around next time we're all dressed so nice.
14:01Get over here.
14:02Don't be silly.
14:03You're going to be around forever.
14:04You love bugging us too much.
14:05When the twins get married, you'll be the ring bearer.
14:08By then, you better have someone who can push defrost on my cryogenic chamber.
14:12The girl.
14:14Where'd she go?
14:14The photographer.
14:15I'll go find her.
14:16Because don't get up.
14:17I'll ask her as well.
14:18You're going to try this one, aren't you, Doctor?
14:22A toast to your cryogenic defroster or whatever weird thing you said.
14:28Cheers.
14:32Very nice.
14:33Congratulations.
14:34You two actually know what you're doing.
14:36Come and dance with me.
14:36It's even better than I expected.
14:38The wine's the easy part.
14:39It's all the other bullshit that's killing us.
14:41It wasn't bad until we got served with a wrongful death suit the other day.
14:44It came out of nowhere.
14:45Yeah, it's such a waste of money having to pay all those lawyer fees.
14:48It must be pretty serious if someone filed a lawsuit.
14:50It was all handled discreetly with the guy's family.
14:53Only now.
14:54A lawyer gets involved out of the blue and we've got a fucking lawsuit on our hands.
14:58You wouldn't know anything about that, Santita.
15:00Someone put them up to it.
15:01Was it you?
15:02Of course not.
15:02No?
15:03Why would I?
15:03Whoever knows why with you.
15:05You're such a mystery.
15:06See, a lawyer isn't from the local area, so someone had to go out of their way.
15:08I don't like where this is going.
15:10I raised you better than me.
15:11He raised us.
15:12Did you know that?
15:13It's what would you call it?
15:15Ever-loving negligence.
15:16Santita, you hear how they insult me?
15:18The fork-loin was my good deed for the day.
15:20You're on your own for this one.
15:21Hi, everyone.
15:22My father-in-law would like one of him with sons and daughters.
15:24Jacket looks a little tight.
15:26Lay off the bread, brother.
15:27You and my sister can shove it you know where.
15:30Suck it in.
15:30Don't hold your breath for too long.
15:33Say titties.
15:34Titties.
15:35Titties.
15:35Titties.
15:36Then you wonder why I drowned in pictures.
15:40If you're lucky, I realized you're beyond my passion.
15:42Who wants me?
15:43Alejandro.
15:44Ah, Lucas.
15:45Over here.
15:46Come, come, come.
15:47I just wanted to say hi.
15:48That's an order.
15:49I want one with my children, and you were like a son to me.
15:52I was.
15:53Get in here.
15:53I won't name names, but someone screwed me out of a son-in-law.
15:59Smile.
16:00Then say syphilis.
16:02Syphilis.
16:02Syphilis.
16:05He hasn't changed.
16:06If you want more pictures with the family, I'll go round them up.
16:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
16:09Just the inner circle.
16:10The only thing I want from you is a dance.
16:12Yes, and please keep him on the dance floor for a while, would you?
16:15Thanks for the invite.
16:16I gotta go.
16:16See ya.
16:17Just like old times.
16:18You and my sister together.
16:19Jesus Christ.
16:19The good old days when we were up to no good.
16:21Cheers to that.
16:22Yeah, cheers.
16:23The good old days.
16:24Sure.
16:26This is a great wedding.
16:28Yeah.
16:29But ours would have been one for the ages.
16:32You think?
16:33Oh, I know.
16:36Remember what the band's name was?
16:42Marie.
16:45I know it was something cheesy or weird, but we thought they were cool.
16:50Shadow Men of Waterloo?
16:52Waterloo?
16:53Not quite.
16:54The Shadow Men of Xanadu.
16:58They were cool.
17:03This isn't good for us.
17:06What is it?
17:09Bittersweet Reminiscence.
17:13Bittersweet Reminiscence.
17:15Great name for a band.
17:17But not for a wedding.
17:19It's cool.
17:20A little bit sad.
17:25She was looking for you.
17:27Of course she was.
17:36What are you doing?
17:38Get down from there.
17:39You can't be spying on people.
17:43You can't be spying on people.
17:43Seriously, we're out of here.
17:45I hate to see this.
17:46I'm doing a great job.
17:48Maybe one.
17:49Yes.
17:49Yes.
17:53Yes.
18:07Come on.
18:08Come on, Marie.
18:11Let's dance.
18:12Come on.
18:14Come on.
18:14Over there.
18:17Your dad hasn't lost his step with the ladies, has he?
18:19It's got Gina.
18:20I'm going to get last him.
18:20What the hell?
18:21How are you over there?
18:24Yes.
18:24Yes, yes, yes.
18:25Now you can dance.
18:26Let's go.
18:28Yeah.
18:32Take having a tie.
18:33Take having a...
18:36There you go.
18:44There you go.
19:48How embarrassing.
19:49We do have a knack for funding weddings.
19:52I'm on the floor.
19:53Because I'm a doctor.
19:54Where's your chair?
19:55Don't worry about it.
19:56What happened, honey?
19:56They were dancing and all of a sudden he's on the floor.
19:59Did you face it?
19:59I need to get up.
20:00Is your head hurt?
20:00No.
20:01All right, everyone, if you can give him some space.
20:04The ambulance is coming.
20:06We've got to get you to the hospital.
20:11We'll make him comfortable and give the medication time to take effect, which should stabilize things.
20:16If that all goes well, we'll take him for tests first thing in the morning and take it from there.
20:19Okay, doctor.
20:20He's scared us after death.
20:21They're here.
20:21You have to rest now.
20:23Okay?
20:25Thank you, doctor.
20:26Of course.
20:33You should call it a night.
20:36You should call it a night.
21:03You should call it a night.
21:13The night of the accident, I did something I never told you.
21:16Deathbed confessions, Marie.
21:19Always got to steal my thunder.
21:22Spit it out already.
21:23Please.
21:25I was ashamed.
21:28I fucking lost my mind that night.
21:30I drank too much.
21:34And I couldn't think straight.
21:36I started making out with this guy who was a friend of my cousin's.
21:42I don't even remember the guy's name.
21:45I'm not sure I knew.
21:47We found a room, and I don't know why, but I slept with him right there.
21:55I barely remember my first time.
21:58It's just a blur with a total stranger.
22:03You were so patient and respectful, waiting for the day I'd finally be ready.
22:09So...
22:12I got out of there, so freaked out.
22:18I stumbled to my car, and I'm not proud of this, but I took off like a bat out of
22:23hell.
22:26Like if I left it in the rearview mirror, I'd erase the entire thing.
22:36I doubled down, trying to win it back.
22:44And the rest is history.
22:49I wish you'd told me that.
22:52I couldn't.
22:54It was too hard.
22:56I didn't want to face it.
22:59The shame was so unbearable.
23:04And the guilt.
23:17Marie.
23:19I need your help.
23:20This can't drag on.
23:21You can't ask me this.
23:22I need you.
23:26All I want is to go out on my own terms.
23:31God makes the terms.
23:33Don't bring God into this.
23:35It's not a life.
23:37I don't want drugs and tubes and needles.
23:40I want out.
23:45I'm sorry.
23:46It's too much.
23:50You owe me.
24:26I don't want drugs and needles.
24:30You owe me.
24:37I'm only here because of dad
24:38You don't give a fuck about anyone else
24:40It's always about you
24:41Hey Armando and Leah
24:43They're too important to lose twice
24:45I told myself he was better off without me
24:47That's a lie you've been telling yourself for a long time
24:49No, it has nothing to do with you
24:51It's got everything to do with me
24:52I know it might be a lot to ask
24:54But I need a place to sleep tonight if that's okay
24:56Did you ever care about me?
24:58Thank you, my friend
25:00Yeah, good luck with that
25:02We'll meet again
25:05I need a miracle, Sentina