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00:15You
00:16Sometimes what you think you saw exactly what you saw I get that you want to save your dad
00:33I
00:34Hate whatever did this kelly if you really hate what did this?
00:37You should come with us. We have to get that book translated and find the phrase better put the lid
00:42back on all this bullshit
00:44Yeah, hi, I came in there many years ago. We chatted about a particular book
00:50Can I have a look at that?
00:52Are you the one behind all this?
01:00Oh
01:31Hey, it's Fisher. I need you to send me that sketch from the trailer park murders
01:38Well Boyle doesn't have to know that I asked oh my god Lee, please just help a girl out
01:47Thank you, I'll buy you a beer
01:53Lee come on come on
02:05You think oh my work all all my study that this book proves that my life has meaning
02:15Okay, well great. Can you uh crack open the undo spell it's probably somewhere near the back
02:20May I open it? That's why we're here bucko
02:27Kind of looks like a face doesn't it ever wonder why because it's uh, it's bound in human flesh. That's
02:35right
03:00I
03:01Hey, how you feeling?
03:04Pretty bad. Oh
03:07But hey, I think I found the silver lining
03:12It's you
03:14You're like the little brother I never had
03:17Brother
03:19Really?
03:20Hmm
03:21Nah
03:24No
03:25That's how much I trust you
03:27Yeah, sure trust is great, but you know, maybe I'm a bad boy who can't be trusted, right?
03:37Who's that?
03:43You know that woman just took a gun out of her car
03:47Is there any world where this doesn't have something to do with ash?
03:58Beautiful
03:59Okay, let's get moving with the whole process here. What do you say?
04:02Uh, sure
04:03Get on your knees
04:05Hands behind your head. I know who you are
04:08Uh lady, I think you're confused
04:09Detective Fisher state police
04:14She said she was a cop. Oh shit. I just knocked out a cop
04:20It was self-defense
04:27Yes
04:28Okay, so Lionel, you're gonna be cool about this, right?
04:31You wouldn't want to jeopardize your life's work just because there's a unconscious cop in your store, right? I mean
04:36you get that
04:37I do
04:37You do?
04:39Kelly, come on. He's cool. Let's not poke at it
04:41Pablo, you and me and Professor know it all. We're gonna rid the earth of evil
04:45Kelly, can you stay here and watch our friend in case she wakes up?
04:47Oh, sure. I'll just sit here with the police officer. We tied up and rethink my recent life choices
04:52Thanks for understanding
04:58Okay, so how's it coming with the old undo button?
05:07That tends to happen when you open the book
05:09Do you even know what you possess here?
05:13Well, of course
05:14I mean obviously I do, but you might want to share it with Pablo
05:19This book is a gateway to hell
05:23A way to summon forces of evil into our earthly realm
05:26Yep, that's exactly what I thought
05:28Please continue
05:30You see
05:32In ancient times there was a group known as the Dark Ones
05:36Neither demon nor fully human
05:38They created this book as a weapon against humanity
05:43These pages were cut from the bodies of the damned
05:46Upon which the Dark Ones inked their passages in human blood
05:51Passages that contain the power to create portals
05:54Connecting our world to the underworld where evil resides
05:59The Dark Ones use this book to hold power over all mankind
06:03So the book is the source of evil?
06:05No, no, no, not the source
06:07More of a passageway
06:10The book itself is harmless
06:13Unless wielded by someone either very evil
06:15Or very stupid
06:17Okay, okay, let's say some cool guy
06:20Uh, reads from this book by mistake
06:22And summons something from way back
06:24And now he just wants to put it back, no harm, no foul
06:27There, there is, uh, something, uh, about a reversal
06:31So it's, uh, uh, it's a little difficult to decipher, but, uh, the annulment
06:42Lies in the origin of man
06:45No, uh, inside
06:47Inside the origin of the man
06:50The annulment
06:51So, the undo button is inside me?
06:55Maybe
06:56Maybe?
06:58I'm dealing with a defunct ancient language here
07:01Sounds like a lot of yappin'in' and not a lot of happenin'
07:04Or else you could just summon an answer
07:08Wait a minute, Pablo
07:09You smooth brown Einstein, that's it
07:11We summon something from the book that can tell us how to undo all this
07:15Uh, yeah, no, that's not what I was saying
07:17Lionel, find me the weakest demon in that book
07:23What the fuck?
07:25Get me out of these fuckin' handcuffs right now
07:29Sorry, not happenin'
07:31I'm a fuckin' cop
07:34Okay, um, put the gun down
07:37You don't understand what kind of trouble you're in
07:39I don't care
07:40You will, you don't wanna be on the wrong side of this thing
07:44Whatever's goin' down here, I am already on the wrong side of it
07:47So, no turnin' back now
07:49That guy that you're with?
07:51I have reason to believe that he's behind a lot of bad things
07:55You're wrong
07:56Oh, really?
07:58I'm wrong?
08:00Well, then ask yourself
08:03What do you really know about him?
08:18So why are you doing this?
08:20Creating a space for the summoning
08:21A connection between our world and theirs
08:25Please, hand me the incense
08:26Ah!
08:29Watch the circle
08:31Okay
08:34Shoot, Tasha
08:36Come
08:41Guys, this is bad
08:43No, it's perfectly safe
08:46Just don't break the circle
08:48And the demon remains contained
08:51Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so...
08:55Yeah, that's true
08:56But reading from it again can't make things any worse
08:59It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting
09:02It's okay cause there's already paint on it
09:05That is incorrect
09:06Look, you heard what the guy said
09:08The demon stays in the circle, there's no danger
09:11Okay
09:12Hey, will you tell him that we shouldn't be doing this?
09:15I've been waiting my entire life to get me in with the darkness
09:18See? He loves it
09:20Look, Pablo, we're just gonna summon a teeny tiny demon like a mouse demon
09:24Let's get Kelly in here, so we can take a team vote on him
09:26Listen to me
09:28Every time I faced evil, it had to jump on me
09:30Now, we know exactly where it is, and I'm ready
09:33We call the shots in here
09:35Now come on, Pablo
09:37You wanna be a ghost beater or not?
09:41Okay
09:42Okay
09:43I'm in
09:43You're in
09:44Yeah
09:47Lionel, you find a wimpy demon yet?
09:49Uh, nothing that says wimpy specifically
09:52But I have found a minor demon named Elagos
09:55Possesses knowledge of hidden things
09:57A demon of the mindscape
09:59Well, perfect, sounds like a total nerd
10:01Says he preys on the spiritually and emotionally weak
10:06Well, he can do that in his own time
10:07Okay, get him out, let's chat
10:17Abigor
10:18Khanda
10:21Zumra
10:22Ita
10:23Shupatubishada
10:26Zumra
10:28Ita
10:29Shupatubishada
10:31Zumra
10:33Ita
10:34Shupatubishada
10:36Zumra
10:38Ita
10:39Semi
10:41Everywhere your friend goes, people get killed
10:43I told you to stop talking to me
10:47Now shut the fuck up
10:48Would you be committing a felony in a creepy ass bookstore if it weren't for him?
10:52I'd be dead if it weren't for him, okay?
10:55Do you even know what we're dealing with here?
10:58People turning into fucking monsters
11:00I know
11:02I had the same partner for ten years
11:05A few days ago
11:08I put a bullet in his head
11:12Same thing happened to, uh, to someone close to me too, okay?
11:19But the guy that you're trying to pin it on
11:21Could have left me alone to die with her, and he didn't
11:24Listen, if you guys are fighting these things
11:27Then we're on the same side
11:31I'm not gonna be dead
11:35I'm not gonna be dead
11:44I'm gonna be dead
11:53I'm not gonna be dead
12:20What the hell's going on out there?
12:22I have no idea.
12:24I thought they were supposed to be fixing it.
12:27Doesn't look like fixing.
12:38Is this normal?
12:39I have no idea.
12:52Oh, shit.
12:56Oh, shit.
12:58Get away!
12:59Oh, shit!
13:00Oh, shit!
13:03Oh, shit!
13:18Oh, shit!
13:21Get up like this.
13:22Let me go!
13:23I can't.
13:24I promise you I won't hurt them.
13:26They're in trouble.
13:27Please.
13:28Oh, shit!
13:39I've got to go.
13:42Oh, shit!
13:44Oh, shit!
13:47Oh, shit!
14:14Tishina...
14:15Tishina...
14:15Tishina...
14:16Oh my God...
14:18Don't break the circle!
14:19Whatever you do, do not break the circle!
14:23Why have you summoned me, Ashley?
14:28Okay, first off, you don't look anything like your photos, so you might want to update that.
14:35Secondly, I gotta take whatever I summoned and put it back into the bottle, so how do I do that?
14:43Release me and I'll tell you.
14:46Yeah, nice try, asshole. Give me some info I can use.
14:52Quickly, this is my only advice.
14:55Okay, that was a really bad idea, summoning this guy, Pablo.
14:59All right, talk now, last chance.
15:11Hey, Lionel. Send this know-nothing waste of time back where it came from.
15:20Nobody move! And what the fuck is that thing?
15:23Come on, lady. You ruined my day twice already with this bullshit.
15:26Put the weapon down, or I will shoot you!
15:29Well, as you can see, we're just a little busy here.
15:31Now!
15:35No.
15:38Oh, shit!
15:45Right, I'll send it back!
15:51No.
15:52Oh, shit!
15:54Right, I'll send it back!
15:55I gonna rescue you.
16:06I'm Medal of it!
16:09Hell!
16:10Oh, shit!
16:17genug!
16:18Until now!
16:18This hammer!
16:20I have something!
16:22This hammer!
16:22This hammer is broken!
16:23Click me and drop me.
16:24Excuse me.
16:24Take your handcuffs.
16:27Kyo, come here!
16:28Stay down!
16:32What's going on?
16:34What is that thing?
16:36Ash summoned a demon.
16:38He did what?
16:44Lionel, hurry up!
16:45I am trying!
16:50Ash?
17:02No!
17:10We have to do something!
17:13We have to get to that book!
17:14That won't help! No one else can leave it!
17:24What are you doing?
17:29Helping!
17:35Nice shooting, Tex-Mex.
17:37Anytime, hippie.
17:54Humanity's time is at an end!
17:57Go back to hell!
17:58No!
18:18Well, that sucked pretty hard.
18:21You guys okay?
18:25Yeah, I'm good.
18:27Yeah, I think so.
18:29All right, grab the book and get to the Delta.
18:35Maybe now you'll let me explain myself instead of pointing your gun at me?
18:43Okay.
18:44Here's my story.
18:48Oh, come on.
18:51What?
18:57What?
18:58Well, that demon thing did not fight fair.
19:00It's like he was in my head.
19:02Um, what'd you do with the cop?
19:04Wait, did you kill her?
19:05No, Jesus.
19:06I cuffed her to a table.
19:07Lost my pal, Woody, in the process.
19:09But hey, if you want to let her out again, knock yourself out.
19:12She fucking lied to me, all right?
19:14She said she would help.
19:15Well, then you two learned a very important lesson today.
19:18Cops don't help.
19:20We should go before more show up.
19:27Honestly, I don't think you should be giving me shit right now.
19:30Why would you summon that thing anyway?
19:32So that we can learn how to unsummon everything else?
19:35Come on, Kelly, keep up.
19:36Although we're kinda boned there, too.
19:38The only useful thing I learned in there was that the answer might be...
19:43Inside me?
19:44Whatever the hell that means.
19:45Look inside yourself for the answer?
19:47Oh, sure.
19:48Now that I gave you all the clues, it's obvious.
19:50Easier said than done, sister.
19:51I think I know someone who can help us.
19:54My uncle.
19:55He's a brujo.
19:56A shaman.
19:57Wait, you're related to a witch doctor?
20:00Kinda, yeah.
20:01Um, but I haven't talked to him in a really long time.
20:04I do not think Brule would be happy to see me.
20:07I'll just take him a couple Miller Tallboys.
20:09Boom.
20:10Problem solved.
20:12Pablo, come on.
20:12This is bigger than your uncle issues.
20:16Okay.
20:17Alright.
20:17Alright, point the way.
20:18We gotta vomit us.
20:19We?
20:20I thought you were an alone wolf.
20:24Not anymore.
20:26I wouldn't be alive right now if it wasn't for my pack.
20:29I think we should run together for a while.
20:33Pablo?
20:34Music?
20:35Music.
20:51Shit.
21:05What?
21:27Not anymore.
21:31I'm COMMON.
21:33I'm still going up with a new you.
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