- 2 days ago
Like share and follow
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:11You
00:19I'm ready for more than that
00:26You wouldn't even know what to do with me
00:30I made a little something for you
00:33His real hand
00:34What the hell is this doing here?
00:36You have to bury it deep below the place where your journey began
00:39Let's go back there and end it all
00:40No, you go there, you would end up possessed
00:43And I would have to cut your heads off
00:44And that would just be bad for everyone
00:46Where's this big bad cabin at anyway, Ash?
00:50Ash, where'd it go?
01:17I'm sorry, Tweety
01:20Nothing survives around here
01:22Oh, fuck
01:25Jeez
01:27Oh, fuck
01:52Jeez
02:00Honey
02:01I'm home
02:06No
02:18No
02:19No
02:19No
02:19I'm home
02:25Oh, Ash
02:27Beautiful
02:29I really love it
02:31I'll never take it off
02:42Let's go.
03:25Let's go.
03:32It's safer away from here.
03:33Why would you just run out like that?
03:36I'm not big on goodbyes.
03:38Ash, you shouldn't do this alone.
03:40I have to do it alone.
03:42Don't you get it?
03:43Everybody dies here.
03:44It's just a rule.
03:45Death, taxes, more death.
03:47And I don't pay taxes, so all I know is death.
03:49Fuck the rules.
03:51I'm going to help you in this.
03:55Lady, I like your style.
04:24I like your style.
04:28I was a little cozier back then.
04:42Bad memory?
04:45That's what this cabin does.
04:47She's a cruel, cruel bitch.
04:50Good.
04:53So am I.
04:55Then let's get to work.
05:05Please, ma'am.
05:07I need you to die.
05:11So during my little trip, I had a vision about the book being buried here.
05:16This is where it all started.
05:18And that's where it's going to end.
05:25What's down there?
05:26Bad things.
05:28Doesn't look so bad.
05:29I wouldn't get too close.
05:39You need a crowbar or something.
05:41There's probably one out in the workshed.
05:43Let's go get it.
05:44Come on.
05:45What?
05:46Just a teeny warning.
05:48There's something out there that you probably shouldn't see.
05:51Worse than everything else I didn't want to see?
05:53My ex-girlfriend?
05:54Wait, your ex-girlfriend is in the workshed?
05:56Part of her.
05:57It's complicated.
05:58Maybe I shouldn't go there.
06:00Well, if you don't want to talk about it...
06:01She got possessed.
06:02I cut her head off with a shovel.
06:04Then she did this crazy dance in the moonlight.
06:06I put her head in a vice, and I cut it with a chainsaw.
06:10She did have a rock and bod, though.
06:13I'll stay here.
06:15Just watch that book.
06:17Smart call.
06:32Smart call.
06:33Smart call.
06:37Smart call.
06:39Smart call.
06:40Smart call.
06:41Smart call.
06:42Smart call.
06:45Smart call.
06:46Smart call.
06:47Smart call.
06:47I don't know.
07:25I'm telling you, if you gotta pee, you should just pop a squat, because we're lost.
07:29All right, thanks, boy scout.
07:36Oh, we're going in a circle.
07:39What, you professional woodsman now?
07:42Nope.
07:44Look, we're back at the car.
07:47That's a good way to tell.
07:52Hey, we should ask them where we're headed.
07:56We're totally lost.
07:57Hey!
07:57Aren't we?
07:58Hello?
08:00You have no idea where we are.
08:01Hey!
08:03Well, hey there!
08:03Hello!
08:04Beautiful night, huh?
08:07Brad.
08:09But, mate, mate, we don't want any trouble.
08:10If you're going to rub us, we have no money.
08:13I have pepper spray.
08:14I will shoot.
08:15Is that a flare gun?
08:18Oh!
08:19Oh!
08:20No, no, no.
08:21It's all right.
08:22We're the good guys.
08:23These guns, they're for evil...
08:26Bears.
08:26Evil bears.
08:27There's evil bears in these woods.
08:30We're actually really friendly people.
08:32We are so friendly.
08:35Can't be too careful, huh?
08:37Bears are a menace.
08:38Listen, we're actually really lost, and we're looking for this cabin.
08:41Oh, um, we passed on a while back.
08:43I wanted to crash there, but Brad here wanted to push on.
08:48Race is the reward, not the goal.
08:50Please, take me with you.
08:52It was just a couple of miles in our face.
08:54Do you know what?
08:55Can you just show us?
08:56Because we're directionally challenged.
09:00Um...
09:01Yeah.
09:01Yeah, yeah.
09:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, we can show you.
09:19Please, please, don't worry.
09:22We swore.
09:24We swore they would always be together.
09:27I love you.
09:28I love you.
09:39I love you.
10:11Long time no see, Linda.
10:14Don't get up.
10:16Just looking for a crowbar.
10:21Oh, no, you don't.
10:23Oh, come on.
10:29Fisher!
10:32Amanda!
10:43Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:20It's hard to see through the trees and the fog, but up there's the Big Dipper.
11:24He proposed to me by the light of the North Star.
11:27That's so romantic.
11:29So are you two together, or?
11:31Who, me and Pablo?
11:32Nah.
11:33Huh.
11:34I haven't seen a guy since we started this dumb hike.
11:37Might be nice to have someone to keep me warm for a night or two.
11:40He's got a girlfriend, though.
11:42Oh, of course he does.
11:43Well, maybe I'll find a cute bear.
11:45Yeah.
11:46Yeah.
11:47Don't that.
11:51So you go about half a mile down that track?
11:54Cabin's right there.
11:55Can't miss it.
11:56Good looking out, man.
11:58Thanks.
11:59Hey, you know, you guys shouldn't be wandering around these woods alone at night.
12:02Oh, we're fine.
12:03We're at one with nature.
12:05Well, I mean, we could stay one night, you know, maybe.
12:10Thanks, man, but we're all good.
12:11Hey, nice meeting you guys.
12:13Take care.
12:14Bye.
12:15Can we please stay in a hotel tomorrow?
12:17I hate it out here.
12:17Man, I really hope that they don't end up dead.
12:21They have pepper spray.
12:26Amanda!
12:29Amanda!
12:32Ash?
12:36No.
12:38We are not talking.
12:40But I'm better now.
12:43Ash, honey, why won't you look at me?
12:49You left me here, Ash.
12:53That's because you were dead.
12:54You killed me.
12:57You turned into a monster.
12:59I loved you.
13:00You loved me, too.
13:02We had a life planned.
13:04I've been so lonely.
13:06No.
13:07You are not alive.
13:09I know you're not.
13:10Don't you love me anymore?
13:12You're not, Linda.
13:12You're just a head.
13:14Why are you being so mean?
13:17Because of that woman, that cop.
13:20You like her, don't you?
13:22What about us?
13:24You promised you'd take me to Jacksonville after this.
13:27That house on the beach, that was for us.
13:30Shut up!
13:31She's going to die here.
13:33We all die.
13:35Everyone you ever loved.
13:37What?
13:39What?
13:50How?
15:20The binding is flesh.
15:22Whoa!
15:23Jesus, Ash.
15:24You scared me.
15:26Is everything okay?
15:28Amanda, you know, I've been thinking.
15:31I think we should just get out of here.
15:33I thought you wanted to end this.
15:35It's easier to just run.
15:36I've done it before.
15:37You just leave all this shit behind and start over.
15:40I mean, my God, Amanda, haven't you had enough?
15:43Of course.
15:44I'm living a nightmare, but you?
15:47Don't you have a responsibility?
15:49Why me?
15:51Why do I deserve all this?
15:53You know I'm right.
15:57Why don't we, you and me, just get the hell out of here and go somewhere we can start all
16:04over?
16:06You and me.
16:08Is that such a horrible idea?
16:13Look, I like you, Ash.
16:15I do.
16:16Never thought I'd say that to a crazed, chainsaw-handed, dead-eye killer.
16:21The best I could ever know.
16:22But...
16:23I know, I know that I'm not anybody's idea of a great catch.
16:26Well, I wasn't saying that.
16:27Now, let me finish.
16:28I'm trying to be honest here, and it's hard.
16:31I'm not anybody's idea of a great catch.
16:33I got that.
16:34I mean, look at my life.
16:35I work in a trailer trash discount store.
16:38I've got a book that summons evil spirits.
16:40But, you know, before all that happened, I had a future.
16:44And it didn't involve chainsaws and shotguns and demons.
16:48And I just want to, I want to see if I can find that guy again.
16:53Do you think you could help me?
16:56I don't know.
16:59Maybe?
17:01I'd like that, Amanda.
17:03I really would.
17:06Okay, Ash.
17:08This is not the time.
17:10Or the place.
17:12Amanda.
17:13Life is short, you know that.
17:23Ah, I've been dreaming about that.
17:31Oh, my God!
17:33What is that?
17:36That's the whole me.
17:37What the fuck?
17:38You just grew another hand?
17:40It's a lot more complicated than that.
17:42It's disgusting.
17:43What happened to it?
17:44What's the matter?
17:45It looks sick.
17:46Well, beggars can't be choosers.
17:50It looks like the hand that Ruby had.
17:53Oh, God.
17:54Okay.
17:55What happened?
17:55All right, all right.
17:56Maybe I grew another hand.
17:58Or maybe the hand grew another me.
17:59What's the difference, Amanda?
18:01What's important is I can give you everything you want.
18:05And I want you.
18:08Is that so bad?
18:10I mean, come on.
18:11A minute ago, you wanted me, too.
18:13Yeah, that's before I found that you were just some creepy tumor that grew out the stuff
18:17of a possessed hand.
18:19Name-calling is not nice.
18:22Don't you fucking touch me!
18:25No!
18:30Cash, you can't save her.
18:33Everyone you care about dies.
18:35Shut up.
18:35I can get to her.
18:36No, you can't.
18:37You don't need her.
18:39You already have a girlfriend.
18:40You have me.
18:42Come over here.
18:44I'll suck you off.
18:46I give good head.
18:48You can skull fuck me good.
18:51It's the best you're gonna get at me.
18:54No woman will want you.
18:56Stop it!
18:59Maybe you like me better like this.
19:02Ha, ha, ha.
19:04Ha, ha, ha.
19:05Ha, ha, ha.
19:07Ha, ha, ha, ha.
19:33Well, I guess the honeymoon is over.
19:37You broke my heart.
19:39Now I'm gonna break your fucking skull.
19:43Ha, ha, ha.
19:49Yeah, who's looking sick now?
19:52Ha, ha, ha.
19:54Oh, shit.
19:55What's the matter?
19:56Huh?
19:56Oh, you smell good.
20:02Oh, what is that? A Labrador?
20:29Oh, thank God.
20:31Oh, it's gone. I'm free.
20:36That hand must have gotten into me.
20:40Made me do those horrible things to you, Amanda.
20:42I am so sorry.
20:47The good news is, I still have this hand to finish the job.
20:58Now, that's what I call cleavage.
21:08Don't worry, Amanda. It'll all be over soon.
21:12About a minute. Give or take.
21:19Oh, oh, careful. Watch your step.
21:29Oh, ho, ho, ho. What are the odds?
21:38Looks like you're a little caught up there.
21:39If it's any consolation, that's exactly how your partner felt when he was dying.
21:57That was a gift.
22:00If you're gonna be alone forever, we'll make sure of that.
22:04you think they call me the lights you you think you can make a life with her you fool
22:11she's gonna die you already killed her yeah you all has talked too much
22:26Amanda we knew who you were the first time we saw you
22:30we knew you were gonna try and help Ash you won't be helping him now you won't be helping anyone
22:36fuck you we're gonna send you all back by burying the book good luck with that doll eyes
22:44my dumb twin can't do anything right oh look at the time I should go and you should die
23:00Amanda Amanda
23:06Ash
23:07Amanda oh my god what the hell happened
23:12your hand it grew another you
23:17what that's crazy
23:19it could have been great
23:25oh baby I'm so sorry this is all my fault
23:32it's better where you're going
23:33it's better
23:37no
23:38ah
23:41ah
23:42go
23:42go
24:02get
24:03Well, better to have loved and lost.
24:06And boy, did you lose.
24:11Ash!
24:14Jesus.
24:15Did she turn into a dead eye?
24:18No.
24:19Wait, so you killed a real person?
24:21No, I didn't do this.
24:23I did do it, but it wasn't me.
24:25Well, it wasn't this me.
24:27It was another one. I saw him.
24:28Ash, what did you do?
24:29I'm telling you there's another me around here.
24:33Come on out, you ugly bastard.
24:36All the olioxide free.
24:42Looking for me?
24:45You didn't deserve her, Ash.
24:48I know.
24:49Because I'm just like you.
24:51Well, then that means you've got a trichinine.
24:55Oh, my trichinine.
25:00Sore kidneys.
25:14Bum, shoulder.
25:18Stark falls.
25:28Time to...
25:29to die.
25:43The two of us together
25:51makes the two of us just fools.
26:00After saying goodbye to each other
26:07Here we are breaking it blue
26:17Are we in love or are we just two fools?
26:39The two of us together
26:41The two of us together
Comments