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00:07There's a killer on the loose, and I'm sitting here waiting for this decomposed hand to lead me to one.
00:17Ruby!
00:20All roads to destroying this evil lead right back to where it all began, the cabin.
00:25Then let's go back there and end it all.
00:27You can't go with me. I put your lives in too much danger already.
00:30Ash?
00:31Lim?
00:31You're not really getting my life together.
00:33You can join a militia.
00:34Where's your camp?
00:34I got him.
00:35Don't do anything till I get there.
00:37State police!
00:50Come with us.
00:51Where to?
00:52To fight.
00:52Let's boogie.
01:24You know, I still don't know how I feel about you guys coming to the cabin.
01:27I guess if you're dead set on it.
01:29Dead set?
01:31Uh, let's say live set. Keep it upbeat.
01:33Exactly.
01:34We're not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us.
01:37We're keeping Michigan moist.
01:39We're coming to this cabin with you.
01:41We're basically family now.
01:43I know. That's the problem.
01:44Everyone I have feelings for dies there.
01:46But, you're adults.
01:48We'll go see Lim, get some big boy toys, go to the cabin.
01:51Good.
01:52Because anything's better than this.
01:53Don't worry, Annie Oakley.
01:54You'll get your gun.
01:56I want a flamethrower.
01:58I'm serious.
01:59I lost my parents, got possessed.
02:02Flamethrower seems fair.
02:03Yeah, well, you are pretty fiery.
02:05Okay, listen.
02:06Some friendly advice.
02:07These militia types are a little twitchy.
02:09Oh, I know these kind of people.
02:11Paranoid rednecks who hit the woods to play Rambo for the weekend.
02:15Okay, now, easy.
02:15We don't want another Ruby Ridge in our hands.
02:18So, just tuck that attitude right into your cleavage.
02:20Which I definitely have not ever noticed before.
02:23Wow.
02:26Help!
02:30Help!
02:32Someone!
02:35Someone!
02:42Holy shit!
02:52He's here.
02:54Who's here?
02:54Him.
02:56He tore the whole place apart.
02:58Okay, you're in shock.
02:59We need to stop the blood flow.
03:02Please.
03:04Just kill me.
03:05Easy, pal.
03:06We're not going to kill anybody.
03:07Get you all fixed up.
03:09Okay, first things first.
03:11Get away from him!
03:12He's one of those things, isn't he?
03:13He's one of those things!
03:30So.
03:33Who the fuck are you guys while you're roaming around my camp?
03:36Uh, first off, apologies.
03:39I guess we caught you guys at something of an inconvenient time.
03:42We're just looking for Lem.
03:43He said he could help us out.
03:45You know Lem?
03:46Oh, I know Lem, yeah.
03:47He's a good friend of mine.
03:48I just saw him at the diner.
03:50He invited us here.
03:51I've met you before.
03:53Where are you from?
03:54Me?
03:56Nowhere near here.
03:58Fuck!
03:58Where is he?
03:59Fuck!
04:00The roof!
04:00He's back!
04:02Uh, who's he?
04:05Lem.
04:06Lem Lem?
04:07He got back to the camp.
04:09About an hour ago.
04:11First, I thought he was drinking again.
04:14And then he started tearing people apart.
04:17Oh, boy.
04:18His eyes were all white and crazy.
04:20He looked like a fucking monster.
04:21Oh, of course he did.
04:24Keep your weapons train on the roof.
04:27We gotta get the hell out of here.
04:29Okay.
04:29I wouldn't be roaming around anywhere if I were you.
04:32What the hell do you know?
04:33Let me dumb it down for you.
04:35What's out there knows that you're alive.
04:37And it wants you to be unalive.
04:45I know exactly what we're dealing with.
04:48Big brother put a virus in our air supply.
04:51Turned Lem into some sort of mummy.
04:52Well, that's a new one.
04:54Yeah, yeah, but we were ready for it.
04:55We're here.
04:56Okay.
04:56Wow.
04:57You guys are survivalists.
04:59Here's how you survive.
05:00Give us our weapons back and get the fuck out of our way.
05:03I can't get you.
05:06Oh, why don't you come out, you motherfucking piece of shit?
05:10Come on!
05:11I'll kill you myself.
05:13Probably not the best idea, Cal.
05:18Yeah.
05:20That's what I thought.
05:23That's how I know you.
05:24You was at the light cop when I was tossed in a few years ago.
05:27She's a cop.
05:29So who the fuck are you guys?
05:31Really, huh?
05:33You're the government.
05:35You were the last people to see Lem.
05:39What are you, huh?
05:41Checking in to see if your little experiment worked.
05:43What did you do to him?
05:44You told me!
05:45What did you do to Lem?
05:46I got off.
05:47It's a bunch of sticks!
06:05I would stay away from there if I were you.
06:07Not looking for your input, tough guy.
06:09I need to get the fuck out of here!
06:42You ain't going nowhere.
06:51Hey, Joy, maybe your old friend Lem will find you down there.
07:00What was that?
07:01You know what that was.
07:02There's two more we gotta get!
07:04Let's load up and go!
07:06Move it up!
07:07Shit!
07:10We gotta figure out a way to get them out of there.
07:16Over there!
07:17Come on, let's go!
07:18Shit, it's gone.
07:19Shit, shit.
07:21Whoa, watch it!
07:22Hold on, I'm trying something here.
07:24Hey, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
07:27It works!
07:29You think there's another exit door?
07:31Uh, no, but I'll say yes just to keep Hope alive.
07:34Let's check it out.
07:35Oh!
07:41Oh.
07:47A week ago I was having a burger with my partner,
07:50and now everything is upside down.
07:53Ah, it took me a long time to get my head around it, too.
07:56But you're seeing the world as it really is, so that's good.
07:59It doesn't feel good.
08:00Well, most people go through life thinking they're totally safe.
08:03People like us, we know the truth.
08:05Life is hard and dangerous, and sometimes you just gotta chop off somebody's head to survive.
08:10I guess, I guess, I guess that's true.
08:13But hey, this ain't so bad.
08:15You get to spend some quality time like you've been dreaming about.
08:19You think this is the right time for hitting on me?
08:21There's no bad time.
08:23I'm old school, baby.
08:24Oh, you're old something.
08:31Hey.
08:33I'm sorry I misread you.
08:35The woman I was with, she told me that she thought that you were the one making those...
08:39those things.
08:41Who is this woman?
08:43Her name was Ruby.
08:46She's a lot like you, actually.
08:48She spent her whole life fighting those freaks.
08:53But it finally caught up to her.
08:58Just a normal person who got tangled up into something that was so much bigger.
09:04Something beyond her control.
09:18I will always be thankful she was honest with me.
09:23She taught me there is more out there than any of us realize.
09:29What was that?
10:04Oh, you're okay.
10:07Go, go, go!
10:28Good to see you again.
10:30Wish I could say the same, Lem.
10:33You never wanted to drink with me, Ash.
10:36You said it was a bad drunk.
10:39Did I like the fire water?
10:41That was before I knew it was racist.
10:43That was a long time ago.
10:45Well, maybe you'll drink with me now.
10:50What the hell was that?
10:51No big deal.
10:52Just a little kerosene.
10:54Come on, don't...
10:55Keros!
10:56Oh, Jesus!
11:00I'm going to get you!
11:02I'm going to get you!
11:09Where did you go?
11:17How did you pick a flamethrower so easily?
11:19What?
11:21Earlier, you said you wanted a flamethrower just like that.
11:25Man, it's like you know exactly who you are.
11:29Are you having a meltdown?
11:31What?
11:32No.
11:34It's just...
11:38Who am I?
11:41Who are you?
11:43Um, you are a good friend?
11:47Someone who makes cool...
11:49No!
11:49What I'm asking is, like, am I like an axe guy?
11:52Or somebody who uses a crossbow.
11:55Maybe I'm a taser kind of guy.
11:57Or, I don't know, a rusty chain.
12:02You know, I used a gun at the diner.
12:05It felt kind of small.
12:07You know what?
12:08I'm glad that being trapped in the woods,
12:10hunted by an insane militia,
12:12made you ask the big life questions.
12:17Yeah, me too.
12:26I wish I had my rusty chain, yo.
12:30No.
12:31You try.
12:46Meet you by the creek.
12:47Oh, look, they separated.
12:50That's good.
12:51That's good.
12:52Hey.
12:53All we need is one gun.
12:57Ah!
13:02Ash, the more you hide,
13:05the more I'll make you suffer.
13:07So go on and hide!
13:10Ah!
13:13Ah!
13:17Ah!
13:22Shhh!
13:23I got one!
13:24Shit!
13:25Ah!
13:26Ah!
13:28Come on.
13:29No, please.
13:29Come on.
13:30Come on.
13:30Come on, come here.
13:31Help!
13:32I gotcha!
13:33Ah!
13:34Ha-ha!
13:35Yes!
13:41Nice try.
14:26I'm going to get you pregnant later.
14:28Won't your sister be jealous of us?
14:34Uncle Sam will never outsmart a couple of Deep Bloods, Michigan boys.
14:38We're not with Uncle Sam, you fucking knob.
14:40We're on the same side.
14:42Save your lives, Hillary.
14:43Hey, fucking moron.
14:46This has nothing to do with the government.
14:48There is something evil out there.
14:50Oh, I know all about the evil out there.
14:52It's not the government.
14:54Liz?
14:57It's me.
14:59Oh, my God!
15:07Shit.
15:09What the fuck?
15:14Harbo!
15:17Harbo, do something!
15:19Harbo!
15:28We're out of time!
15:30Harbo, go!
15:37Harbo!
15:39Harbo!
15:40Harbo!
15:42Harbo!
15:43Harbo!
15:44Harbo!
15:46Harbo!
15:51Harbo!
15:58Harbo!
15:58Harbo!
15:58Harbo!
15:59Harbo!
15:59Harbo!
15:59Harbo!
16:00Harbo!
16:00Harbo!
16:01Harbo!
16:01Harbo!
16:01Harbo!
16:01nice driving oh thanks so maybe i'm a pickup truck kind of guy yeah maybe oh
16:17oh hello handsome
16:22okay so what's the plan you're gonna get that guy's gas mask we're gonna ambush these hicks
16:30and save ash um that mask yeah it's the only one around uh do you really think i need one
16:37in order
16:38for this plan to work yeah because you need to be in disguise look i'll clean the blood off with
16:43my
16:44shirt okay yeah no no i got this i got this hey
16:59he gone all right just pull it off come on look it's a process okay i'm getting there
17:06jeez you know i've been through a lot
17:15oh
17:28it's not my fault
17:36Who's fault is it?
17:39The gun's fault.
17:43They think they're dangerous.
17:49Ha!
17:52Shit.
18:01Pablo!
18:04You're good to grab that mask now.
18:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
18:23Hey, you see what I see?
18:26Daylight.
18:32What a wrap.
18:33Shit.
18:34Wait a minute.
18:35Propane.
18:36We'll just blow the asshole up.
18:39No, we won't.
18:43I've got an idea.
18:44We're going to have to follow my lead.
18:46I like a lady who takes charge.
18:50Help! Help!
18:52That's your idea?
18:53Trust me.
18:56Lamb, I can't take it. Help me. Help me, please.
19:04I'm coming to get you!
19:15What happened? Where the hell is everybody?
19:19Right here, asshole.
19:21What? Shit.
19:23One false move and I will second amendment your brains all over this truck.
19:27I'm coming back.
19:36Friends.
19:46Let's party.
19:58My brain!
20:01Good news, Lamb!
20:03You won't even know it's gone.
20:06Aaaaaaaah!
20:07Aaaaaaaah!
20:08Aaaaaaaah!
20:13Aaaaaaaah!
20:15Aaaaaaaah!
20:16My brain!
20:17Aaaah!
20:17I'm gonna have an airstrike!
20:32Shit's about to get real!
20:47Safety last.
20:54Well, that was fun.
20:55We should get handcuffed together more often.
20:58You wouldn't even know what to do with me.
21:00Oh, honey bunny, I would destroy you in the best possible way.
21:04You know, I was gonna take that propane and blow the doors off,
21:07but I'll happily blow your doors off first.
21:10Really?
21:18Ash! Fisher!
21:20Are you alive in there?
21:23Brain check.
21:34Looks like you guys already went shopping for the good stuff.
21:38Yeah, fucking flamethrower.
21:39This guy got girth.
21:42Oh, yeah.
21:43I think I found my own boomstick.
21:47Ha!
21:52Jesus, Pablo.
21:54Shit!
21:55My bad.
21:56Uh, yeah, you know what?
21:58I think a gun might be better.
22:03Looks good on you.
22:11Save those cuffs, baby.
22:12We'll use them later.
22:13It never turns off with you, does it?
22:15Baby cakes?
22:16I don't know how to turn it off.
22:19Help!
22:21Jesus, my father!
22:23Help!
22:23Help!
22:25Help!
22:27Help!
22:28Help!
22:29Help!
22:29Help!
22:34Help!
22:35Help!
22:37Help!
22:37Help!
22:38Help!
22:38Help!
22:40Help!
22:41Help!
22:44Help!
22:45In this war, everybody's on the same side.
22:48Hey, go ahead and cut yourself free.
22:50I'd get as far away from here as possible.
22:53So, uh, are we hitting this cabin or what?
22:55Cause I'm ready to kick some ass.
22:57Yeah, me too.
22:58I feel like we're ready for anything.
22:59Hey.
23:02Just so you know,
23:04each of you has a very special place in my heart.
23:08Good job staying alive.
23:11Keep it up.
23:14Amen.
23:15Aw, someone inhaled too much kerosene.
23:20Now, come on!
23:21We've got some deadites to mow down.
23:27So, uh, where's this big bad cabin at anyway, Ash?
23:33Ash.
23:37Where'd he go?
23:38Hello?
23:40Hello?
23:43F.A.
23:46One, two, three!
23:51One, two, three!
24:01Time has come today!
24:04Young hearts can go that way!
24:08Can't put it off another day!
24:12I don't care what others say!
24:16They say we don't listen anyway!
24:20Time has come today!
24:27Now the time has come!
24:31Time!
24:32Time!
24:33Nowhere to run!
24:35Time!
24:36I might get burned up by the sun, but, uh...
24:39Time!
24:40I will have me some fun, fun, fun, fun!
24:44I've been loved and pushed aside!
24:47Time!
24:47I've been crushed by tumbling ties!
24:50Time!
24:51My soul has been a psychedelicized bubble!
24:55My time machine has come alive!
24:58Time!
24:58Time!
24:58Now the time has come!
25:01Time!
25:02There are things to realize!
25:05Time!
25:05Time has come to death!
25:08Yeah!
25:09Time!
25:09Time has come to death!
25:12Time!
25:13Time has come...
25:16Time has come...
25:19Ha ha!
25:21Ha ha!
25:24You
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