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00:13I'm your new best friend.
00:18He's behind all of this.
00:20Maybe we could help each other out.
00:21Let's get this motherfucker.
00:24Oh, shit!
00:25His real hand.
00:26I hope your weird brujo uncle can help us out.
00:28I'll look inside of you.
00:30You want me to take an acid drip?
00:33Don't know you.
00:36Everything all right in there?
00:41Who's fucking with who now, huh?
00:55And then he started speaking in tongues.
00:58And it looked like he was having a seizure.
01:00And then that's when he grabbed me by the throat and started to strangle me.
01:04And the name of this demon, are you sure it was Eligos?
01:07I'm positive because he said it just like that.
01:09He said, I am Eligos.
01:11And that was right before his eyes went completely black.
01:14And then you guys came in, thank God.
01:16What the fucker, what a fucker, what a fucking bullshit story in there.
01:20Oh, my God.
01:21I would have never...
01:21It must have gotten inside ash back at the bookstore.
01:24And that's why we never fool with demons.
01:26You own Questeban fool with demons.
01:27And look what happened to him.
01:30It's disgusting.
01:33I just don't understand why we didn't see it sooner.
01:37Eligos is the demon of the mind.
01:39Yeah, he is.
01:39He's a manipulator.
01:40He is near your friend after the summoning slowly worked deep into his brain
01:44until the mission quest popped him up to fruition.
01:46No, there's no way inside of me.
01:48You must be right.
01:49I mean, look at how he's reacting to what you say.
01:52Did you fucking want anything to eat?
01:54Pablo, take Kelly, get me boiling water, chicken, and my 10-inch guinso.
01:58The one with the carving blade, not the bread knife.
02:01What the fuck are you going to do with that?
02:02Okay.
02:03Hey, repítemelo.
02:04I'm not going to do it.
02:04I'm not going to have a knife, I think.
02:06Not the bread knife.
02:07Okay, good.
02:08The bread knife was expensive.
02:09I don't want to ruin it.
02:11Oye, Tio.
02:13Ese es mi amigo.
02:15What are you going to do to ash, huh?
02:16I'm going to try to exercise this monster before it's too late.
02:19With a knife?
02:20If it comes to that.
02:21Yes.
02:21With a fucking knife?
02:23I'm sorry.
02:24I just want to be 100% here.
02:25You're going to cut ash with a knife.
02:27What kind of fucking whiff doctor are you, man?
02:29Possessions can be physical as well as spiritual.
02:31For example, there's a lump in the brain where such demons can be festering.
02:36The lump can be removed.
02:37All he's going to lose is just a sense of smell and any feeling of pleasure from the waist down.
02:41What?
02:42You're calling me an oval?
02:44Oh, no.
02:45Okay, what happens if you can't get the demon out that way, huh?
02:49Then I will do what I must.
02:51Okay?
02:52This is what I've taught you all your life.
03:00Your soul will be mine.
03:02I'm sorry, Ash.
03:07This is what I've taught you all your life.
03:08You hear me?
03:09This is a fucking thing.
03:23I'm a lot of little kid.
03:24Yeah, it's like, oh, yeah.
03:25Go get the boiling water and the chicken carcass and the ginsu knife.
03:29Man, he took every single one of those items without even looking at me once.
03:33Pablo.
03:34I mean, this is shitty.
03:35It's like I feel like I'm the sous chef of his exorcism kitchen.
03:39Pablo.
03:40Oh, man, exorcisms are the worst.
03:42This is bad.
03:42My Uncle Esteban had an exorcism once, and that shit was straight up scary.
03:46Pablo!
03:48You need to calm down.
03:50How?
03:51Can you tell me how can we be calm when Ash is clearly...
03:53Ash is the one who wanted to summon the demon in the first place.
03:57Right?
03:59Yeah.
04:00You trust the brujo, don't you?
04:03Yeah.
04:04Then you need to let him do what he does best.
04:06And what we need to do is just stay calm.
04:13We need a drink.
04:15Alcohol?
04:16Right now?
04:17You want alcohol right now?
04:18Oh, why not?
04:19Nothing we can do until the brujo is finished with Ash.
04:22Well, what do you mean, finished?
04:24You know, healed.
04:28Right.
04:29Any idea where he keeps his stuff?
04:33Man-girdle.
04:35Okay.
04:36Extra large love club.
04:41Gross.
04:45Weed.
04:47Ash was holding out on us, huh?
04:50It is not bad.
04:51Yeah, I don't know that getting high is the best plan for right now.
04:55It is absolutely the best plan.
05:00Go find us a pipe.
05:01por favor.
05:19Oh, help me, Jesus...
05:25this is some bullshit just relax it's gonna take a minute there's a killer on the loose and i'm
05:30sitting here waiting for this decomposed hand to lead me to him and by the way i'm not in the
05:34mood
05:34to relax okay how's the position work anyway and how does ash create those things i used to be like
05:43you what is that supposed to mean it's to think everything had to be orderly logical like should
05:50make sense the way i thought it should make sense so you don't believe that things should make sense
05:53man you know how respiration works air travels down into your lungs and oxygen co2 are exchanged i
06:04passed sixth grade science but when you're a baby did you understand of course not of course not
06:10because you were not concerned about the logic of things you just kept on breathing and that's what
06:15i want you to do just just keep on breathing
06:27hello
06:37oh uh what are you doing
06:45i got sick of waiting
06:49don't worry my cousin used to get high this way with his soldier buddies in iraq
06:56uh well it it seems like it's dangerous it's not loaded but i am
07:10okay full disclosure weed makes me really paranoid so why don't i just grab a um mountain dew i'll pound
07:16that and it'll just give me a really nice buzz and come on just one hit i'll make it worth
07:24your while
07:29damn oh yeah uh yeah oh okay that sounds good
07:41so i i think i know what's happening here and um i um i've been i've been i've been wanting
07:49to uh
07:49um get closer to you for a really long time now so
07:57how close
08:02like really close like you know more than friends is that something that you want
08:11how close
08:12uh
08:13uh
08:14uh
08:18let's
08:20tell me it goes how do you feel about sanctified charm
08:33huh they usually just buy more rage than that to the blood ritual then
08:39i just i just want to make sure that we're on the same page you know like i'm just i'm
08:42just
08:42checking in you know making sure that you're heard and and and you want to be with me right
08:49like boyfriend girlfriend same milkshake different straws maybe share a pussy cat
08:56yes i want to be with you
09:03uh because you know i can see what's inside of you kelly and i want you to know that i
09:08think it's
09:09beautiful what's inside of me cannot wait to tear you up
09:21now stop wasting time
09:27oh do you remember the first time we met you knocked on my door and you asked me uh
09:31for some cold medicine because you were all snotty and then you'd sneeze on me
09:38i wanted to kiss you that day so bad
09:45oh you you are just so sweet now take a hit
09:51and then after you do you can kiss me anywhere you want
10:03what about right there boop you want to kiss my forehead
10:11well most guys would look past it fine just take a hit
10:17okay um oh hey how about we um you know set the mood a little bit i know that's really
10:22great taylor swift's on the top
10:23shh no no
10:25you put your mouth on
10:31actually you know
10:32i guess i'm just not sure if i'm ready
10:39just suck it you bitch
10:41oh shit
10:42oh shit
10:45oh fuck
10:46despido mistico
10:47ah for god's sake
10:49i'm not a demon
10:51kelly isn't she's with pablo
10:52right now
10:57sweet mother of manson
11:00pablo that's not kelly
11:02pablo
11:03i can't
11:12ah god damn it i just taped her up
11:34why you hiding in there tough guy why don't you come out fight me like a man
11:37that's not me
11:42i'm not
11:54but i'm not
12:04i'm not
12:07Abre.
12:09Vamos, deligo, abre la boca!
12:12Aceptar.
12:15Abre! Abre!
12:17Abre!
12:38Abre!
12:41Abre!
12:44Oh, shit!
12:46When you get back to hell, work on your aim.
12:52Descentify water.
12:54We'll do it.
12:57Ha! Your jumps will save you!
13:09No!
13:18Espiritu Santo!
13:25Espiritu!
13:27Bendita agua!
13:30Expulsalo!
13:37Ah!
13:48Ah!
13:49Oh.
13:52Well, we've all been there.
13:54Where am I?
14:00Oh.
14:13Do it again.
14:18All of it.
14:21Kelly, it's me.
14:25Do you want to do it this time?
14:28You want to hear me moan?
14:31Don't you?
14:41The girl has suffered enough.
14:51Stop! Stop!
14:54Kel?
14:58Yes!
15:00You gotta fight it!
15:04Stop! I know you're in there!
15:05Kel, look at me.
15:07You can do it, Kel.
15:08It's me. You can do it, Kel. Please.
15:10Please fight it, Kel.
15:13There is no Kelly anymore!
15:18Sorry!
15:19You're lying, Kelly. I know you're in there.
15:21Pablo, Pablo.
15:22Please!
15:23Fear me makes the demon stronger.
15:25Yeah, you think?
15:26This one's for you.
15:31Pablo. The girl.
15:33This is all my fault.
15:35I should've never let them summon that demon.
15:38This is what I get for walking away from my calling.
15:41I'm sorry, Theo. I'm sorry about everything. Please.
15:44I know you're sorry.
15:46I know you're sorry.
15:46And I am sorry too for pushing you away.
15:48But perhaps you were meant to leave.
15:50Ash has the light of the heavy inside of him.
15:52Deep.
15:53Deep inside.
15:54So deep.
15:54And somehow, you still found him.
15:58Ash.
16:08This demon is never coming out.
16:12Please.
16:14There's only one way to put an end to all this ash, and you know it.
16:18What are you talking about?
16:21You have to kill me.
16:24The demon's gonna do it anyway.
16:26Please.
16:29Hey.
16:30Hey.
16:32It's okay.
16:36Just put a cross on my grave, okay?
16:42Kelly's Jewish.
16:47Fuck you!
16:50Oh, can't blame a demon for trying.
16:54The demon is taunting us by slowly and painfully killing the host.
16:58The only choice we have is whether to finish her quickly, or let the demon tear her apart right in
17:03front of her eyes.
17:05Or we give the demon another host.
17:07What? The demon wants someone who's vulnerable and isn't gonna fight back.
17:12No.
17:14Pablo, stop.
17:16She's gone too far.
17:18I can lose you again.
17:20We've done everything we can.
17:25Hi, sweetie.
17:26Take me instead.
17:28Take me!
17:29Take me!
17:30I'm a willing host, and you'll get no fight from inside of me.
17:33Pablo, it's no use.
17:34I take her place.
17:35I command you now!
17:37Oh, shit!
17:39No!
17:40It's gonna take a lot more than that to get me to stop, dickhead.
17:56Get out of there.
17:56Good God!
17:57Don't get too close to her!
18:04Pablo, get out of there!
18:11it's that same son of a bitch
18:19we gotta do something
18:20no no no no don't don't don't you saw what it could do
18:26help me
18:29I got him now
18:42no
18:47no
18:48no
18:49no
18:50no
18:58you shoot first and think later or don't think at all
19:02yeah shoot first think never
19:05shoot first think Not
19:09no
19:10no
19:10no
19:11no
19:23no
19:24no
19:39Shoot first, think never.
19:42Noted.
19:50Hey.
19:56Ow.
19:57Oh.
19:58Where the fuck am I?
20:04What happened?
20:21Oh.
20:22Oh.
20:23Oh.
20:29Oh.
20:37Oh.
20:47Goodbye, Theo.
20:50You always try to tell me how the world really is.
20:54I should have listened sooner.
21:14I'm sorry.
21:16I wish that you could come with us and help us fight this thing.
21:41Ah, fuck! Shit!
21:51I mean, thank you.
21:56I won't let you down, U-Hul.
22:30Thanks.
22:34So, you okay to travel?
22:35Well, that was some pretty gnarly stuff back there.
22:39I think I'm good.
22:40I mean, I don't remember much, though.
22:43I have an image of us arriving, and then nausea, and then...
22:48I don't know. My mind goes totally blank after that.
22:50It's probably a good thing.
22:52Why? What happened?
22:55What did I do?
22:56It was nothing. You spit out a couple of teeth.
22:58I think they were wisdom teeth, so they were coming out anyway.
23:01I got a spare set of dentures there if you need them.
23:03I'll survive. Thanks, though.
23:07You guys, I think Abrujo was trying to give me a sign from wherever he is.
23:14Or just trying to burn the hell out of me, because this thing is still really hot.
23:20Hey, buddy.
23:22I'm really sorry about your uncle.
23:25I'm sorry to both of you.
23:27I feel like this is all my fault, and I have no idea how to stop it, and it doesn't
23:32feel very good.
23:33Oh, come on, Ash. You? You're not responsible.
23:37Oh, he definitely is, though. Like, like 100%.
23:43You know what? Probably more.
23:45I liked you better when you were possessed.
23:48Yeah, me too.
23:50Um, wow. I must have been a pretty good time.
23:53Kind of were.
23:55Hey, Ash.
23:57We made a little something for you.
23:59Yeah.
24:01What?
24:03Well, it's not rosewood, but, um, maybe it'll help, you know?
24:07Two hands on the wheel, right?
24:17It's a work in progress, but check it out.
24:20You can make a fist with it.
24:23Oh.
24:25Oh, yeah, baby.
24:28Thanks, guys.
24:30I'm going to shove this right up some Deadite's ass.
24:33Yeah!
24:52I like my tempestry.
24:55Never been spoken for so long.
24:59Been on here to stay.
25:02Got you in a strangle hug, baby.
25:05You just get out of the way.
25:21Oh, that cruise is a bitch now, baby.
25:25You know you can't turn me around.
25:28And if I house gets in my way, baby, you know I burn it down.
25:34You really know that you love me, you put me in my place.
25:41I got you in a strangle hug, baby, and then I crossed your face.
26:02I'll see you in a strangle.
26:13I'll see you in a strangle hug.
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