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00:15You
00:16Sometimes what you think you saw exactly what you saw I get that you want to save your dad
00:33I
00:34Hate whatever did this Kelly if you really hate what did this?
00:37You should come with us. We have to get that book translated and find the phrase that'll put the lid
00:42back on all this bullshit
00:44Yeah, hi, I came in there many years ago. We chatted about a particular book
00:50Can I have a look at that?
00:52Are you the one behind all this
01:00Oh
01:31Hey, it's Fisher. I need you to send me that sketch from the trailer park murders
01:38Well Boyle doesn't have to know that I asked. Oh my god, Lee, please just help a girl out
01:47Thank you, I'll buy you a beer
01:54Lee come on come on
02:05You
02:05You think
02:08All my work all all my study that this book
02:12Proves that my life has meaning
02:15Okay, well great. Can you uh crack open the undo spell it's probably somewhere near the back
02:21May I open it? That's why we're here bucko
02:23Oh
02:27That looks like a face doesn't it ever wonder why
02:32Because it's uh, it's bound in human flesh. That's right. Yeah
03:00Hey, how you feeling?
03:04Pretty bad. Oh, but hey, I think I found the silver lining, though
03:12It's you
03:14You're like the little brother. I never had brother
03:19Really?
03:20Hmm
03:25That's how much I trust you
03:27Yeah, sure trust is great, but you know, maybe I'm a bad boy who can't be trusted, right?
03:37Who's that
03:43You know that woman just took a gun out of her car?
03:48Is there any world where this doesn't have something to do with ash?
03:54Oh
03:58Beautiful
03:59Okay, let's get moving with the whole process here. What do you say?
04:02Uh, sure
04:03Get on your knees
04:05Hands behind your head. I know who you are
04:08Uh lady. I think you're confused
04:10Detective Fisher state police
04:15She said she was a cop. Oh shit. I just knocked out a cop
04:20It was self defense
04:28Okay, so Lionel, you're gonna be cool about this, right?
04:31You wouldn't want to jeopardize your life's work just because there's a unconscious cop in your store, right?
04:36I mean you get that
04:37I do
04:37You do
04:38Kelly, come on. He's cool. Let's not poke at it
04:42Pablo, you me and professor know it all. We're gonna rid the earth of evil
04:45Kelly, can you stay here and watch our friend in case she wakes up?
04:47Oh sure
04:48I'll just sit here with the police officer. We tied up and rethink my recent life choices
04:52Thanks for understanding
04:58Okay, so how's it coming with the old undo button?
05:07That tends to happen when you open the book
05:09Do you even know what you possess here?
05:13Well, of course
05:15I mean obviously I do but you might want to share it with Pablo
05:19This book is a gateway to hell
05:22A way to summon forces of evil into our earthly realm
05:26Yep, that's exactly what I thought
05:29Please continue
05:30You see
05:32In ancient times there was a group known as the Dark Ones
05:36Neither demon nor fully human
05:38They created this book as a weapon against humanity
05:43These pages were cut from the bodies of the damned
05:46Upon which the Dark Ones inked their passages in human blood
05:52Passages that contain the power to create portals
05:54Connecting our world to the underworld where evil resides
05:59The Dark Ones use this book to hold power over all mankind
06:03So the book is the source of evil?
06:05No, no, no
06:06No, not the source
06:08More of a passageway
06:10The book itself is harmless
06:13Unless wielded by someone either very evil
06:16Or very stupid
06:17Okay, okay, let's say some cool guy
06:19Uh, reads from this book by mistake
06:22And summons something from way back
06:24And now he just wants to put it back
06:26No harm, no foul
06:27There is something about a reversal
06:35It's a little difficult to decipher
06:39The annulment lies in the origin of man
06:45No, inside
06:47Inside the origin of the man
06:50The annulment
06:51So the undo button is inside me?
06:55Maybe
06:56Maybe?
06:58I'm dealing with a defunct ancient language here
07:01Sounds like a lot of yappening and not a lot of happening
07:04Or else we could just summon an answer
07:07Wait a minute, Pablo
07:09You smooth brown Einstein, that's it
07:11We summon something from the book that can tell us how to undo all this
07:15Uh, yeah, no, that's not what I was saying
07:17Lionel, find me the weakest demon in that book
07:23What the fuck?
07:25Get me out of these fucking handcuffs right now
07:29Sorry, not happening
07:30I'm a fucking cop
07:35Okay, um, put the gun down
07:37You don't understand what kind of trouble you're in
07:40I don't care
07:41You will, you don't want to be on the wrong side of this thing
07:44Whatever's going down here, I am already on the wrong side of it
07:47So, no turning back now
07:49That guy that you're with?
07:51I have reason to believe that he's behind a lot of bad things
07:55You're wrong
07:56Oh, really?
07:58I'm wrong?
08:00Well, then ask yourself
08:03What do you really know about him?
08:18Why are you doing this?
08:20Creating a space for the summoning
08:22A connection between our world and theirs
08:25Please, hand me the incense
08:29Watch the circle
08:31Okay
08:33Shoot, Tasha
08:36Come
08:41Guys, this is bad
08:43No, no, it's perfectly safe
08:46Just don't break the circle
08:48And the demon remains contained
08:50Um, but reading from the book is what caused all this trouble to begin with, so...
08:55Yeah, that's true
08:56But reading from it again can't make things any worse
08:59It's kinda like spilling paint on a painting
09:02It's okay, cause there's already paint on it
09:05That is incorrect
09:06Look, you heard what the guy said
09:08The demon stays in the circle, there's no danger
09:11Okay, hey, will you tell him that we shouldn't be doing this?
09:15I've been waiting my entire life to commune with the darkness
09:19See? He loves it
09:20Look, Pablo, we're just gonna summon a teeny tiny demon, like a mouse demon
09:24Let's get Kelly in here, so we can take a team vote on him
09:26Listen to me!
09:28Every time I faced evil, it had to jump on me
09:30Now, we know exactly where it is, and I'm ready
09:33We call the shots in here
09:35Now come on, Pablo
09:37You wanna be a ghost beater or not?
09:42Okay
09:42Okay, I'm in
09:43You're in
09:45Yeah
09:47Lionel, you find a wimpy demon yet?
09:49Uh, nothing that says wimpy specifically
09:51But I have found a minor demon named Elagos
09:56Possesses knowledge of hidden things
09:57A demon of the mindscape
09:59Well, perfect, sounds like a total nerd
10:01Says he preys on the spiritually and emotionally weak
10:06Well, he can do that in his own time
10:08Okay, get him out, let's chat
10:17I'm gonna get him out, let's get him out of the way
10:27It sees him out there in the house and he's getting out of the way
10:30There while he's lifting around him
10:32I'm gonna get him out of the way
10:35He can't figure it out, let's get him out of the way
10:37And let's get him out of the way
10:38He can also get him out of the way
10:43I told you to stop talking to me.
10:47Now shut the fuck up.
10:49Would you be committing a felony in a creepy-ass bookstore if it weren't for him?
10:52I'd be dead if it weren't for him, okay?
10:55Do you even know what we're dealing with here?
10:58People turning into fucking monsters.
11:00I know.
11:02I had the same partner for ten years.
11:06A few days ago.
11:08I put a bullet in his head.
11:13Same thing happened to someone close to me, too, okay?
11:19But the guy that you're trying to pin it on
11:21could have left me alone to die with her, and he didn't.
11:25Listen, if you guys are fighting these things,
11:27then we're on the same side.
11:33Wait I will be dead
11:49Thankfully, it won't go on stage.
11:54All the other ones are the same, absolutely.
11:56Just hunt in the shopping one.
11:57I will travel all the answers.
11:58Onlylease of Openski's body.
11:58This time is Sidki's body.
11:59Good luck!
12:20What the hell's going on out there?
12:22I have no idea.
12:24I thought they were supposed to be fixing it.
12:27Doesn't look like fixing.
12:38Is this normal?
12:39I have no idea.
12:52Oh, shit.
12:56Oh, shit.
12:58Get away!
12:59Oh, shut up!
13:01I need a ship!
13:03I need a ship!
13:04I need a ship!
13:06I need a ship!
13:08I need a ship!
13:21I need a ship like this!
13:22Let me go!
13:23I can't!
13:24I promise you I won't hurt them.
13:26They're in trouble.
13:28Please.
13:38I need a ship!
13:41Exit! Exit! Elegon!
14:14Tashina. Oh, my God.
14:18Don't break the circle! Whatever you do, do not break the circle!
14:23Why have you summoned me, Ashley?
14:27Okay, uh, first off, you don't look anything like your photos, so you might want to update that.
14:34Uh, secondly, I gotta take whatever I summoned and put it back into the bottle, so...
14:41How do I do that?
14:43Release me and I'll tell you.
14:46Yeah, nice try, asshole. Give me some info I can use.
14:51I'll die quickly. This is my only advice.
14:55Okay, that was a really bad idea summoning this guy, Pablo.
14:59All right, talk now, last chance.
15:11Hey, Lionel. Send this know-nothing waste of time back where it came from.
15:20Nobody move! And what the fuck is that thing?
15:23Come on, lady. You ruined my day twice already with this bullshit.
15:26Put the weapon down, or I will shoot you.
15:29Well, as you can see, we're just a little busy here.
15:31Now!
15:35No.
15:38Oh, shit!
15:41Uuuh!
15:44Uuuh!
15:46Lido! Send it back!
15:51Ueuh!
15:54Uuuh!
15:56Uuuh!
15:58Uuuh!
15:59Uuh!
15:59Uuuh!
16:00Uuuh!
16:00Uuh!
16:01Uuh!
16:01Uuh!
16:07Help! Help! Help!
16:10Tasha, E-drama!
16:16The folk!
16:26Joe, come here!
16:28Stay down!
16:33What's going on?
16:34Shima!
16:34What is that thing?
16:36Ash summoned a demon.
16:38He did what?
16:44Lionel, hurry up!
16:45I am trying!
16:53Ash!
17:02No!
17:11We have to do something!
17:13We have to get to that book!
17:14That won't help!
17:15No one else can leave us!
17:24What are you doing?
17:29Help me!
17:30Help me!
17:35Nice shooting, Tex-Mex!
17:37Any time, hippie?
17:53The humanity's time is at an end!
17:57Go back to hell!
17:58Stop!
18:18Well, that sucked pretty hard.
18:21You guys okay?
18:25Yeah, I'm good.
18:27Yeah, I think so.
18:29All right, grab the book and get to the Delta.
18:36Maybe now you'll let me explain myself instead of pointing your gun at me?
18:44Okay, here's my story.
18:48Oh, come on.
18:51What?
18:58Well, that demon thing did not fight fair.
19:00It's like he was in my head.
19:02Um, what'd you do with the cop?
19:04Wait, did you kill her?
19:05No, Jesus, I cuffed her to a table.
19:07Lost my pal Woody in the process.
19:09But hey, if you wanna let her out again, knock yourself out.
19:12She fucking lied to me, all right?
19:14She said she would help.
19:16Well, then you two learned a very important lesson today.
19:18Cops don't help.
19:20We should go before more show up.
19:27Honestly, I don't think you should be giving me shit right now.
19:30Why would you summon that thing anyway?
19:32So that we can learn how to unsummon everything else?
19:35Come on, Kelly, keep up.
19:37Although we're kinda boned there, too.
19:38The only useful thing I learned in there was that the answer might be inside me?
19:44Whatever the hell that means.
19:45Look inside yourself for the answer?
19:47Oh, sure.
19:48Now that I gave you all the clues, it's obvious.
19:50Easier said than done, sister.
19:51I think I know someone who can help us.
19:54My uncle.
19:55He's a brujo.
19:56A shaman.
19:57Wait.
19:58You're related to a witch doctor?
20:00Kinda, yeah.
20:01Um, but I haven't talked to him in a really long time.
20:05I do not think Brujo would be happy to see me.
20:07I'll just take him a couple Miller Tallboys.
20:09Boom.
20:10Problem solved.
20:12Pablo, come on.
20:13This is bigger than your uncle issues.
20:16Okay.
20:17All right.
20:17All right.
20:17Point the way.
20:18We gotta vomit us.
20:19We?
20:20I thought you were an alone wolf.
20:24Not anymore.
20:26I wouldn't be alive right now if it wasn't for my pack.
20:29I think we should run together for a while.
20:34Pablo?
20:34Music?
20:35Music?
20:36Music?
20:38Music?
20:51Shit.
20:53What do you feel?
21:18Hello?
21:20Never mind.
21:21Leave it.
21:22Okay?
21:30I took a ride through the pretty music
21:35I went down, baby, you can tell
21:42I took a ride through the pretty music
21:53Now I'm moving to the street from the bed
22:00I'm sticking deep inside
22:03I'm sticking deep inside
22:07Hey!
22:10I'm loose
22:14I'm loose
22:17I'm loose
22:23I'mziest
22:24I'm loose
22:24I'm loose
22:25I'm loose
22:27I'm loose
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