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00:08This is a bloody dog act, but it wouldn't be your first dog act, would it, either?
00:13Probably won't be your last dog act, either.
00:15Oh, look at the car.
00:16I'm getting out.
00:16I'm going to get in the face, huh?
00:17No, you will not be doing that.
00:19I am.
00:19I'm just going to fucking charge it up and then zap, zap, zap.
00:21Get it out.
00:22I'm happy with you little pigeon toys.
00:24Hey, fuck, take it.
00:26Oh, fuck.
00:28Can't you see?
00:28Oh, fuck.
00:29Stop it down, Eddie.
00:31Put your belt on.
00:36We will question Frank formally in our kitchenette with a recording device.
00:47Why'd you fucking do it?
00:48Eddie, Eddie, no.
00:50It was a stick-up.
00:50Oh, come on.
00:51You've been talking about killing Don Darrell for 40 years.
00:54We found a chainsaw buried in your backyard like a dead budgie.
00:57Not to mention the fact that Leo found some of your crap in the river scrap.
01:01What was it, Collins?
01:01What was it, Hank?
01:02Um, we will talk about that later.
01:05Yeah, we will talk about it later.
01:06It was something big, wasn't it?
01:07You are a shit creek without a snorkel, mate.
01:10Those forensics are searching every nook and funny at Don's longer.
01:13And if they so much as find a silver pube of yours, you are going down.
01:18You got me.
01:21I've done it.
01:26I murdered Don Darrell.
01:34How'd you fucking do it?
01:35Eddie, Eddie, no.
01:37You've really stepped it up, shit face.
01:38You're going down.
01:39A jury's going to have no trouble at all imagining the bunny hop you paid from fucking animal cruelty
01:43to full-blown fucking homicide.
01:45I'm going to cook you like a three-course dinner, mate.
01:47It's going to be soup, meat, and a fucking viennetta.
01:50Collins, don't answer that.
01:5140 years of this shit.
01:52You've been fucking live dick, mate.
01:59Ah, Detective Collins?
02:01Hi, Cole.
02:03We've got a bit of a problem at HQ.
02:26Double-page spread in a national fucking paper.
02:29Full-color.
02:31The son, DJ Darrell, says.
02:33The cops went after Jason Wade.
02:35Hipso facto, they think he murdered my dad.
02:38So there it is, black and fucking white.
02:40It's not black and white.
02:41It's a full-color spread.
02:42We never discussed anything of the kind with DJ, sir.
02:45Commissioner, could we seek a legal retraction from the paper?
02:47You called Jason Wade a murderer, right?
02:49You can't unsuck that cock.
02:51What the fuck are you wearing?
02:52Oh, well, you said you were coming in at ten and I had running clubs, so...
02:55Wait a minute, mate, one of your nuts has popped you out.
02:57No, no, no, that's a pocket, sir.
02:59That's a very low-hanging pocket.
03:01Hell, it's not.
03:03Ah, here we go again.
03:05Every weekend, these eight-foot fucking she-mans from that gay club knob across the alley hurl shit in us.
03:11Bomber dingers filled with jizz.
03:13I'm sure here, he thinks we should march with him and pry.
03:17No, well, I asked my 20-year-old about that and she said no.
03:20It's unbelievable because you bunch of fucks have been up at Baracruz five fucking days and by all reports, your
03:26investigation has changed direction more times than a bat with a fucking concussion.
03:30Oh, we would agree that it has been a bit of a bumpy start, sir, but we are currently piecing
03:35together a picture.
03:36A picture?
03:37This isn't a 1,000-piece puzzle of a fucking puppy in a hat.
03:40We haven't got time to let this drag out, particularly if Don Daryl's seagull family keeps squawking to the press.
03:47Well, actually, Commissioner, the detectives had a breakthrough overnight.
03:49They found a chainsaw at the property of a person of interest in an area of-
03:53Oh, good!
03:54Because Blunt's team has made a breakthrough too.
03:57Really?
03:57Have they?
03:58Yeah.
03:59Two backpacks were found at River Creek by a hunter and his pig dogs.
04:02So if you don't finish pushing together your pictures, I'm going to hand your case over to Blunt so fast
04:08that your heads will spin off your necks like a fucking Greek discus.
04:11Do you understand?
04:12Fucking spin your head off like a fucking Greek discus.
04:13We do understand.
04:14We absolutely understand.
04:16Yes, sir.
04:17Put some fucking pants on Colton before I involve HR.
04:20Yes, sir.
04:22Well, wasn't he delightful?
04:24Proud to serve with him.
04:25Fucking Colton.
04:26Taking our case and giving it to Blunt.
04:28Uh, it's Kath.
04:28She needs us to pick something up from the cucka trucker for Ladies Day night.
04:32What the fuck is that?
04:33And Pat's also messaged Roger claims Frank's detainment contravenes his right to Ipsum lorem.
04:39Okay.
04:39Yep, all right.
04:40Roger's not a real lawyer.
04:41Eddie!
04:43Eddie!
04:44I'm coming through next to Knob.
04:45Chasing the fans.
04:47Okay, Pat also wants to know how long do you think we'll be holding Frank?
04:49Because he wants a continental breakfast from the pub and it costs $38.
04:52Text bread and gruel the cunt.
04:54Oh, I am going to text the C word to Pat, Eddie.
04:56Yeah.
04:57Okay, so we can't hold Frank forever.
04:59Well, we're not going to let him go.
05:00He confessed and there was evidence in his yard.
05:02Okay.
05:03Well, the Chancellor needs to be analysed and his confession was informal.
05:05To charge him, we need to build a case.
05:07We have a motive.
05:08Frank found King, okay?
05:09And that rat bastard Don took the credit.
05:10So, for 40 years, Frank's been fighting hot air about killing Don and now he's finally
05:14done it.
05:15Okay, okay, okay.
05:15So, I'm sorry, Frank did it.
05:16But we need a motive that is reasonable, not crock-based.
05:19Hey, crock-based motives are our reasons.
05:20Next, we need to ascertain how Frank could have done this.
05:30Okay, we guys will autopsy the dick bum and test the chainsaw, backpack, and look into
05:34its origins.
05:35They're like an investigative tenurkin.
05:37Well, Leo said they can't work with us today.
05:39What?
05:39My mentors?
05:40Why not?
05:42So, DJ, what are some of your fondest memories of your dad?
05:45I'll tell you my fondest memories, Leon, alright?
05:47No, he's in fucking ways.
05:48D-Bike, he's over!
05:49I wasn't recording.
05:51DJ, rabbit said the cops were questioning someone else from Land O'Cross.
05:54Who?
05:54Who was it?
05:54I don't know who it was.
05:56My dad saw lights in the sky once.
05:59They hovered there and just flew away.
06:04Two days later, he made his leg.
06:07Thanks, Troy.
06:08That's great colour.
06:10Hello.
06:10Hello.
06:10Hello.
06:13Oh, God help us.
06:16Pat, is Reddy and that other copper in there?
06:19No, I saw him, Mick.
06:20I don't know where they are.
06:21Why was my brother questioned by them yesterday?
06:23Hey, do you want to come inside?
06:25I just made a copper.
06:25No, no, no.
06:26I'll stick to the perimeters, thanks.
06:27Like a snowball.
06:29Listen, why wasn't Legal Aid notified?
06:30Oh, I popped my head in.
06:31That was nothing serious, Mick.
06:33No just chatting to Al about, you know, why he was at the gong or with Don on the night
06:36he was murdered.
06:38Right, yeah, it was all good.
06:40I'll let them know he was out on the river on the big Kingtide cultural business, of course,
06:44and they sent him on his way.
06:46Mav, kick it to me.
06:47Hey, I met young Mav yesterday.
06:49He wasn't too keen on me giving him a lift home.
06:51Yeah, well, Mav doesn't know you, Pat.
06:53The cop's put his dad in jail.
06:54Hmm, I see.
06:55He's had a few reigns with the law, too.
06:57Well, I guess that might colour things for him.
06:58Can you tell those two next time they want to chat to my brother?
07:01They need an advocate present.
07:02Oh, no, no, they won't be questioning him anymore.
07:04They're holding someone else now.
07:06Who?
07:06Not more Mav?
07:07Oh, I'm not at liberty to say, love.
07:09Huh?
07:10Oh, I need to make a one-to order.
07:12All right, Frank.
07:13Just keep it down, mate.
07:18Okay, let's get you lot to Uncle Rogers, eh?
07:21No plan, kick to kick with his artwork this time, please.
07:23How do we know what's his art and what's his rubbish?
07:26All right, you swampy fucks.
07:28This is a lock-in until you lot start talking about Sunday night.
07:33You're up first, quarrels.
07:34Come on, snitch it up.
07:36How'd you tell you the news about Bushy's gun being found?
07:38Oh, I haven't told her yet.
07:40Hey, clear off, Gregor, next.
07:40What, don't?
07:41Oh, well, no, I was going to tell her last night,
07:43but then her dad got arrested.
07:45And now City HQ has put this absurd time pressure on us,
07:48like it is cake pop week on a baking show.
07:50Did you see this old scrope, this bloke here?
07:53Oh, yeah.
07:54He was here on Sunday night.
07:56He left at 11.15 after my set.
07:58I remember him because he got mad at me
08:00because he didn't know Cacklin' Rosie.
08:01What?
08:02I think it's a song about a witch, maybe?
08:04Like, a jolly witch?
08:06What did you say?
08:07Cacklin' Rosie?
08:08No, shame job.
08:09Neil Diamond, how the fuck do you not know that song?
08:11Play now, play now, play now, play now, my baby.
08:17Cracklin', Cracklin' Rosie.
08:18No, you're in history.
08:19Hey, men, where are you going?
08:20Hey, I've got questions for you.
08:22Did my old man have his scooter here Sunday night?
08:24Oh, poor love.
08:25It's unhealthy to keep all that inside.
08:27Remember when we lost Angela Lansbury?
08:28That dog that we had for three weeks?
08:30Yeah, her death was so sudden
08:31and I didn't process it properly
08:32and it gave me those hemorrhoids.
08:34Fissures like the Mariana Trench.
08:36It's really important to feel your feelings
08:38and do the healing before your ass gets involved.
08:41Okay, I'm going to hose out those portaloos
08:42for Lynn and Mary's party.
08:44I love you, sexy.
08:45Good luck telling Eddie about Bushy's gun.
08:52Eddie?
08:53Yeah.
08:55Okay.
08:56Laura the Explorer said Frank lived here
08:58on this scooter at 11.15.
08:59The drone showed Al and Don on the jetty at 11.30
09:02so Frank must have arrived at the donger
09:04after Al left.
09:05Right, Lynn thinks it was fully charged.
09:07Yeah, because he bums her power
09:09every time he comes to town.
09:12It's Abby.
09:13How did tracking was?
09:14Hang on, she's saying there's no sign
09:16of the chainsaw at forensics.
09:17She doesn't think it's there.
09:19What?
09:19You told Luke to travel it to forensics.
09:22Yes, I did.
09:23I mean, in my head,
09:25maybe not with my mouth.
09:26Okay, okay, so where is the chainsaw now?
09:29No, I had it, okay, I fucking had it.
09:31I wrapped it up and then I put it,
09:33you know, I don't fucking know, okay?
09:35Frank was calling me a snitch.
09:36He came at me with a creaky little lat
09:38and so I went, ha-choo, like that
09:39and then fucking Moonbird got a red ant bite
09:41so Frank tore his dick out and pissed on the sting.
09:43There was a lot going on.
09:45Okay, so the chainsaw is still at Frank's?
09:48I don't know, maybe, yeah, probably.
09:50Okay, well, it is our only actual evidence
09:52so we should probably get out there and get that.
09:55Okay, well then we'll get Leo
09:56to take this out to the donger
09:57and they can time out the journey,
09:59see if the battery can make six cats.
10:01Wait, Leo's not working with us today.
10:03Okay, fuck.
10:04Okay, well then you can write this out
10:06when we get back then.
10:07No, no, I never fit on that.
10:08I look like a Soviet circus bear.
10:10Executives, the suspect has a message for you.
10:12No, no, do not do it, man.
10:14Do not tell me that he has changed
10:15his confession or some shit.
10:17The suspect has changed his lunch order.
10:19He now wants a dozen oysters Kilpatrick
10:21and something called a steak cake cooked well done.
10:28Luke, what are you doing now?
10:40I need to get the chainsaw from Barrick Creek, Diane.
10:43You've been put on desk duty.
10:44Yes, I know I have, but why?
10:46Luke, you have been removed from your team
10:47due to a personality clash.
10:49Hang on, Lauren and Oliver complained about me?
10:51But they don't even know my name.
10:52Well, Toby also showed science of discomfort with you
10:54as evidenced by his severe constipation.
11:02Can I at least have access to lab three
11:03so I can autopsy Don Daryl's pelvis?
11:05I don't have a swipe card.
11:06Don Donald is not a priority for us, Miss.
11:08Until the task force needs you,
11:10you can unpack the dishwasher
11:11and consolidate the communal Vegemite jars in the kitchen.
11:14A tox report needs to be done on him, Diane.
11:16And the chainsaw needs to be tested too
11:18because that was the thing that was used to disarticulate him.
11:24I bagged the chainsaw up
11:26and where the fuck did I put it?
11:28Hi, Luke.
11:29How'd you go with the scooter?
11:30Maybe it was where I was drinking.
11:32Hey!
11:32My Coke!
11:33Okay.
11:35Oh, here it is.
11:36Collins, I found it.
11:37It's over here in front of Superfet's cage.
11:40What a shock.
11:40Yes, we'll come get you.
11:41What the fuck?
11:46Fucking frack.
11:47Shit stir up.
11:49Yes, see you soon.
11:50Bye.
11:50Bye.
11:53Eddie.
11:54Eddie, have you got the chainsaw?
11:56Yeah, it's just here.
11:58Hey, we should grab some of Frank's bricca-bracca
11:59while we're out here as well.
12:01Might help us with the cause of death.
12:02He's got loads of weapons out here,
12:03a shotgun, meat hook, samurai sword.
12:07He could have stashed that on his scooter
12:08when he went to the pub.
12:09Moonboot done yet?
12:11You should get him to collect up this shit
12:12and do the fuck-boring drive back to Darwin.
12:14Luke didn't make it to the donger.
12:17The battery died three k's out of town.
12:18So, unless Frank walked the rest of the way,
12:22he didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
12:26Yeah.
12:27Yeah.
12:28Frank didn't follow Don from the pub to the donger.
12:31Exactly.
12:31He has the muscle mass of a pipe cleaner, Eddie.
12:34There's no way he could manage any of this.
12:36I think we should reconsider the validity of his confession.
12:38He scooted here to his joint
12:40and then, then he went to the donger.
12:43What?
12:44How?
12:44Eddie, by a slingshot?
12:46As the crow flies
12:47because the crow avoids all roads, bridges and security cameras.
12:50Come on, Collins.
12:51We need to be like the crow.
12:52No, Eddie, we do not need to be like the crow.
12:55We need to be like the police.
12:56Come on, Collins.
12:57We take the chainsaw to forensics.
13:00Evidence protocols are not a serving suggestion.
13:06Yeah, so this party is Lynn and Mary's first week event.
13:08I'm practising croc-sucking cowboys.
13:10It's butter scotch snaps
13:11and a layer of Irish cream for the jizz, I think.
13:13Yeah, nah, I'm looking forward to my retirement party.
13:16Oh, yeah, great.
13:17Booked a private dining room.
13:19I've pre-ordered a whole lot of prawns.
13:21Oh, good.
13:22I mean, yeah, after 40 years of service,
13:24I expect it to be a pretty good turnout.
13:26I started in the force when I was 20,
13:29just after I got married.
13:31My husband, he didn't understand this job.
13:33He's a calling, so we're divorced.
13:36Then he died, apparently.
13:39Right, now I need to pick up Frank's steak cake.
13:48When you said we'd crossed the river in your childhood boat,
13:52I wasn't expecting one that you'd built out of
13:53plastic barrels and zip ties in the 90s, Eddie.
13:57Shut up, I'm thinking.
13:58Okay, this is definitely Frank's tinny.
14:00I can tell by the portside piss stain.
14:01So what's happened is he rode it over here
14:04to the Dona side of the river.
14:05Then that old grog bog just dragged it up here.
14:07Eddie, this just shows Frank's been over here.
14:09It doesn't prove he was here on Sunday night.
14:12The boat could get up this high
14:13if it was a big fuck-off tide.
14:15And according to Al and his king tide cultural business,
14:17it was a king tide on Sunday.
14:19Hey, so, all right, Frank's fucking bush-bashed it
14:23all the way to Dona's.
14:26Eddie, Eddie, what are we doing?
14:28Our water bottles are still in the car.
14:30Come on, Collins, move your boobs.
14:31The Dona's just on the other side of the DRR.
14:46She did.
14:49Okay, sis, I'll drive to Perth.
14:51I'm rich now.
14:52I've got a phone.
14:53All right, bye.
14:54Cherry, did you find a phone?
14:56Yeah, it's here.
14:56It's a flip phone.
14:57I wonder whose car this is.
14:59You reckon we could sell it?
15:00We'll get it running first, bros.
15:01You reckon it's here because aliens picked it up
15:04but it was too heavy so they dropped it again?
15:06Not aliens.
15:07Well, if it wasn't aliens, how'd it get here then?
15:10Yeah, Uncle Roger says there's been bigger swap lights at night.
15:13Aliens beaming things up to their spaceship.
15:16He said that's a government conspiracy.
15:17As if.
15:18Can I chuck us the air club?
15:22And Cherry, it's definitely not yours.
15:23No, Pap gave to us once you cleaned our lost property.
15:30Okay, perfect.
15:31We have no reception.
15:35Come on.
15:35You're a lesbian on a bushwalk.
15:37Just be guided by your gay.
15:38Oh, well, you know, Eddie,
15:39if I'd known that we were going on this enterprise,
15:42my gay would have guided me to a snake-centric first aid kit
15:45and my camel bladder.
15:46All right, all right.
15:47Yes, yes.
15:48We should have brought Cass drink bottles.
15:51My piss back there is like pumpkin soup,
15:52but it's all good.
15:54We're in the DRR.
15:55I know this place like the moles of my fucking tits.
15:58Plus, if any grey man try anything,
16:00I've got the reslexes of a liger
16:01and a police-issued gun.
16:03Pew, pew.
16:04Look, Eddie, speaking of police-issued guns...
16:08Fuck my dick.
16:09What?
16:10Fruity juice.
16:12I knew it.
16:13Frank walked this track.
16:16It's his signature, Chewie.
16:19Frank has sat here smoking a fag
16:21and chewing on his pineapple cut,
16:22and look, there's another rapper.
16:26Frank must have been nervous.
16:28He was chewing like a cow at a rave.
16:30Sorry, how do you know it's Frank?
16:31Because no one else eats that.
16:33Tastes like toucan piss.
16:35Come on, call us.
16:36Come on.
16:38Come on!
16:39The donger's just up here.
16:42Hey, wait, Eddie,
16:43I mean, those tropical chewing gum ruffles could be any lines.
16:45It doesn't mean it's connected to Frank or Don's murder,
16:47so can we just forget about the donger and reach...
16:49Now, shut your ring.
16:51Okay.
16:51Fruity juice has a short flavour window,
16:54so if Frank started a bit back there on that log,
16:58then he'd be looking to get rid of it somewhere...
17:00Eddie!
17:00Somewhere, like, right here.
17:06I fucking told you Frank was here.
17:09Bag it.
17:10Gift rub it.
17:12We got him.
17:13Let's get back to town and charge that rat fucker.
17:26Hey, Cherry, can you stop playing with that mic, please, Bob?
17:29No, why?
17:30Because it's giving me a real bad headache in my ears.
17:32Hey, Uncle Roger said you might play that side all day
17:34to the near peak from you.
17:35Yep, yep.
17:36So proud, tell you what.
17:38Hey, what'd you get up to?
17:39We found a cool tree.
17:40Yep, we played that all day.
17:41You played a cool tree all day?
17:44Okay.
17:45Hey, what's that?
17:46Is it the buffalo?
17:47Is it Bob?
17:48I wish.
17:49Shove over, you two.
17:50No, Clay, meat farted.
17:52I didn't meat fart, that was Bob's.
17:59Eddie, it's getting dark,
18:00and I don't recognise anything.
18:03I told you I know my shit.
18:08Eddie, we didn't pass that before.
18:10Yeah, we did.
18:10It was probably hiding behind a fat pandanus.
18:12You know, I may be dangerously low on electrolytes,
18:16but I reckon I would have remembered
18:18a four-wheel drive in our path.
18:21That's clearly been stolen.
18:22I'm going to write down that VIN number.
18:24It's just VIN.
18:25Just leave it.
18:26It's due diligence.
18:27No, come on.
18:28We've got to get you home
18:28before a mozzie bites you moot.
18:30Boat's just down there.
18:31It's not just there, Eddie.
18:32Just there is just more bugs
18:34because we are lost.
18:36No.
18:36I have a perfect sense of direction
18:38because of the mercury bird magnet in my brain.
18:40Eddie, you don't have a mercury bird magnet in your brain.
18:44How do you know?
18:44Because you are not a bloody bird.
18:47You're just pissed I got the result.
18:49Oh, my God.
18:50You know what?
18:51What?
18:51I knew we should have turned back
18:53and not pursued your half-cocked plan.
18:55Excuse me, not half-cocked.
18:56But against my better judgment,
18:57I followed you.
18:58And now I am dehydrated.
19:01There are bugs just nibbling at me
19:03like I am a corn cop.
19:05And we are lost.
19:06I got the evidence we needed, didn't I?
19:08Well, that doesn't matter if we die getting it, Eddie.
19:09Why did you follow me
19:10if I am such a half-a-cop then, hey?
19:13Why?
19:14What's wrong with you?
19:14Well, I've just been a little bit preoccupied all day, Eddie,
19:17because Bushy's service gun
19:18was found in the river yesterday.
19:23And, OK, yes,
19:25I was waiting to tell you
19:26at a more appropriate time,
19:27but you've actually been a nightmare all day.
19:30Yeah, yeah, great.
19:30Gotcha.
19:31It's half of the update.
19:32OK, you're welcome.
19:35Also, sorry,
19:36I didn't know that Bushy's body was found around here.
19:39It wasn't.
19:40It was found 200km away,
19:42wrapped up in a net like a dead man in quality street.
19:44But his gun was here.
19:46So was Bushy in Barrow Creek when he died?
19:48Mate, why does it matter where he was,
19:50whether he was here
19:51or fucking straddling a satellite up in space, OK?
19:54He still topped himself,
19:55so just fucking leave it.
19:58Oh, good, you're not dead.
20:00That makes it easier.
20:01Ricky.
20:20Again, Luke, we're very sorry.
20:22I will be taking tomorrow for personal leave.
20:28To get a load of the, uh, weather today,
20:32it's pretty,
20:34pretty cool.
20:37Have them, um,
20:39mammary
20:40clouds, you know,
20:42the ones that look like boobs.
20:43Go for violence when they're attacked.
20:45I ain't here to start trouble,
20:46I'm just here to say facts.
20:47You can't paint me how you wanna paint cracks.
20:49And I'm tied to my mob,
20:50I'm a mob,
20:51I'm a crack.
20:56Well, Skid,
20:57it's day three of the Bashnanza,
20:59and the $200,000 Golden Barrow
21:01is still out there.
21:02That's right, BP,
21:03but today is all about the girls,
21:05because it's Ladies' Day.
21:07It certainly is,
21:08and, Skiddy,
21:08apparently there's a Ladies' Day
21:10night event at the Barrow Creek Pub.
21:12Oh, when's that today?
21:13No, that's tonight.
21:14Oh, yeah,
21:15I'm gonna avoid that.
21:16Yeah, we'll be staying on the road.
21:19Topping of tyres,
21:20I'm offering tyre replacement,
21:21and we were like that.
21:22I can't believe you were lost,
21:23you're so sexy,
21:24I didn't even know.
21:25Oh, no,
21:25I wouldn't say we were lost,
21:26you say you're lost.
21:27I would have combusted if I knew.
21:29Lucky I have my new book,
21:30you know,
21:30from the pub book swap.
21:31It's called Breathless Falls.
21:32Turns out it's lazy porn,
21:33and I ended up wanking all night.
21:35I'm red raw, darling.
21:36Oh, that's no clue.
21:37It's written 1945,
21:38you're wrong with those
21:39in the Old Territory Tale Station,
21:40and they went to Waterfall
21:41for Breathless Falls,
21:42and they came across this old hut,
21:43and they just had a fucking...
21:44Oh, wow.
21:45In the hut.
21:46It's a fuck-hut, doll.
21:47It's incredible.
21:47I'm in a constant state of cumming.
21:49I'm in a cum loop, doll.
21:51Great.
21:51All right, I'm done.
21:53Have you washed your beds?
21:54Uh, yeah.
21:55Oh, fuckity,
21:56I forgot our towels.
21:58Can you just, um, wait?
21:59Hi, Joy.
22:00Is that a spare towel?
22:01Hi, Kat.
22:02Hi, Dulce.
22:03Hi, Joy.
22:03Yes, it is.
22:05Nice to see you.
22:07Do you want my towel, Kat?
22:08Oh, no, no.
22:09I'll just drip dry.
22:12And breaking in backpacker news,
22:14the task force have located
22:15some of the girls' belongings
22:16at River Creek Mine,
22:18but their four-wheel drive
22:19for White Land Cruiser
22:20has vanished without a trace.
22:22White Land Cruiser, great.
22:23You've got superintendent
22:24Cole Colton, please.
22:26Cole, it's Dulce.
22:27I think I found the backpacker's vehicle,
22:28so call me back.
22:29Hey.
22:29Hey, Lee, have you seen Eddie?
22:31Uh, no.
22:31I wanted to talk to you
22:32about my interview with the Darrells.
22:33That's fine, there's no need
22:34to apologise.
22:34Oh, no, I'm not apologising.
22:35Abby.
22:35Oh, hi, ma'am.
22:36I can't autopsy the pelvis
22:37because Diane won't let me
22:38into the lab
22:39because she's a human sphincter,
22:40but...
22:41Have you seen the WhatsApp
22:42I created for you, me, and man?
22:43Oh, no, I haven't.
22:45Oh, no worries.
22:46Have the task force
22:47found anything at the mine site?
22:48Um, no, so far they've only found
22:49a bunch of feral pig bones
22:51which are about as connected
22:52to the backpackers as they sound.
22:54Okay.
22:54How about Astrid and Ebba's vehicle?
22:56Any sign of that?
22:57No, that's still missing, too.
22:59In fact,
23:00the only thing the task force
23:01has found at the River Creek Mine site
23:02are those random old backpacks
23:04and I've seen photos of them.
23:06They have more
23:07Southern cross flags on them
23:08than an anti-vaxxus bumper bus.
23:10So unless Astrid and Ebba
23:11immediately became
23:12Australian racist on their holiday,
23:14then that stuff...
23:14That doesn't belong to them.
23:16They're still out there.
23:17I agree, ma'am.
23:18Whatever happened to them...
23:19Detective,
23:21I went to go and collect
23:22the suspect's breakfast this morning.
23:25But Detective Redcliffe
23:26already picked up
23:27the suspect's breakfast
23:28on her way to interview him,
23:29which made my trip
23:30completely and utterly redundant.
23:32Sorry,
23:33Eddie is interrogating Frank
23:34without me.
23:35Yes, but she didn't pay for it.
23:37I did.
23:37So I'd like to be reimbursed.
23:39They pulled $37.50.
23:41But Diane said that
23:43it's not my job to have ideas.
23:44It's my job to put
23:45Brindade in the dishwasher.
23:46Stuff it.
23:47Luke?
23:48Yeah, exactly, ma'am.
23:49Stuff her.
23:49You tell Detective Redcliffe
23:51that while she is interviewing
23:52a suspect without me,
23:53I'm off to the DRR
23:55on another leave.
23:55I'll be back in half an hour.
23:57Eddie, I've got to go.
23:58Okay, check the group chat.
23:59What should your phone be, miss?
24:02Uh, well,
24:04my phone should be in my locker,
24:07Diane.
24:07Mm-hmm.
24:08But you know what?
24:09Lab equipment should be
24:10sterilised in the autoclave,
24:12not stacked in the dishwasher by you
24:13and put on a 30-minute eco-cycle.
24:15I mean, corrosive beakers
24:17covered in fuck-knows-what
24:18next to people's food containers
24:20and reusable straws.
24:21For shame, Diane.
24:23Now imagine what the prof
24:24would think of you
24:25if he heard this from me.
24:27What do you want, Abigail?
24:28I think you know
24:30what I want, Diane.
24:46How'd you sleep last night, Frank?
24:47What's the thread count
24:48of the sheets in here?
24:50Is he all right?
24:50Huh?
24:51These are my rice bubbles.
24:53No idea.
24:53These are my rice bubbles.
24:55Ah, delicious.
24:59Went back to your place.
25:01Found your little
25:02brother's green trail
25:03of fruity juice wrappers
25:04all the way to Don's doner.
25:06You got anything to say about that?
25:08Nah?
25:08Doesn't matter.
25:09Because I've fucking got you, mate.
25:11I've got you.
25:13You loaded up Don
25:14with crock-sucking cowboys
25:15and you row-row-rowed
25:16your boat over the river.
25:17You bush-bashed it
25:18to Don's place,
25:19bumped him off,
25:20hacked him up,
25:20dumped his body,
25:21and then you row-row-rowed
25:23river.
25:29Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
25:31Collins!
25:36Collins!
25:38Collins!
25:39Collins, why are you
25:40speedwalking with me?
25:41I need to talk to you
25:41about my Daryl family interview.
25:43Ah, yeah, well,
25:43you really side-fucked us
25:44with that, Leo,
25:45but apology accepted.
25:46I'm not apologising.
25:47DJ Daryl said that
25:48Don hadn't said
25:48to the spade room.
25:49Collins, you in here?
25:50Frank's tinny is still
25:51on the doner side of the river.
25:53Someone gave Frank
25:54a lift home.
25:55You hear me?
25:56Someone else was at the doner.
25:57Frank had an accomplice.
25:58That's why he's not talking.
26:00Someone else is involved.
26:02Oh, sorry, Joy.
26:03Ignore that.
26:04That was just a funny joke.
26:05Um, yes, sir.
26:06Backpack, can I just give you
26:07a bit of advice?
26:08Day-to-day?
26:09Ah, I haven't been
26:10listening to a word
26:10you can say again.
26:11I know.
26:12They?
26:13Yeah, probably.
26:14Why not?
26:15Anyway, what were you saying?
26:17The public used my work
26:18message bank to report
26:19crocodile-based tip-offs.
26:20I went through the messages
26:21in my first week on the job
26:22and then I've never listened
26:23to them again because
26:24I don't want to.
26:25I don't respect that, Leo.
26:26Thanks.
26:27But last night,
26:28I found this message from Don.
26:29He left this two days
26:30before he was murdered.
26:32Leon, it's Don Daryl.
26:33I've just come into
26:34some very interesting information
26:35about what's been going on
26:37around here.
26:37It's about the lights
26:38in the sky.
26:39Let's just say,
26:40I know.
26:42Was that a duck,
26:43was that a duck?
26:46The people behind this
26:47will try and kill me
26:48to keep the truth
26:49from getting out.
26:50The only way,
26:51Aunt Abby,
26:51they booted me out,
26:52but I won't shut up,
26:53Leon.
26:54I'm a truth teller.
26:55Meet me Monday.
26:56DJ,
26:57turn that fucking duck
26:58load off!
26:59Obviously,
27:00I didn't meet with Don
27:01on the Monday
27:01because he was dead.
27:02Well, who wanted to kill him?
27:03Who's this group
27:04he's talking about?
27:05The NUA,
27:06the local conspiracy theorists
27:07who trade in the
27:07Cooker Classics,
27:08Aliens,
27:095G,
27:09World Economic Forum,
27:10the Great Fire of London
27:11being started by a rat
27:12spontaneously combusting.
27:13Their current president
27:14is a Mr.
27:15Surname Redacted.
27:17Fucking Roger.
27:18Frank's fucking garbage,
27:20brother.
27:20That's all.
27:57I don't know.
28:27I don't know.
28:50I need the box, please, Ed Wiener.
28:51Right, fine.
28:53Done.
28:55You can come out.
28:565G, electro-smog, can't get you now, Rog.
28:59Now, Ed Wiener, as a citizen of the sovereign state of Magpie Goose Landing, I do not acknowledge your authority.
29:06Was Don Darrell a member of the NUA UFO?
29:09And I do not consent to answering your questions.
29:12Okay, no wucks.
29:13No fucking wucks, mate.
29:15Just trying to get you involved.
29:16I already know that.
29:17Don was a member of the NUA.
29:19What was the information you didn't want to get out, eh?
29:21Did Don find out that you and Frank were up to something?
29:24Huh?
29:25Hang on.
29:26Does Frank know that you buddied up to Don while he was in the clink?
29:32He doesn't.
29:32He had intel about the pyramids in Antarctica.
29:35That's the only reason I approved it.
29:36Wow, wheeze.
29:37Where's Frank cheating on him with his worst enemy?
29:39Oh, this is like some bloody cooker Bermuda love triangle.
29:42Don't you tell, Frank.
29:44This could end very badly for me, Ed Wiener.
29:46It's my boat.
29:47But it's his big magnet.
29:48Okay.
29:49I won't tell him if you answer my questions, Rog.
29:52I'll offer you a softball to start.
29:54What the fuck were you up to on Sunday night?
29:59Lynn, Mary, I just spoke to some fishos.
30:02They all misunderstood the flyer.
30:03They thought it meant Ladies' Day night, like the cricket.
30:05So the whole comp's on their way now.
30:07It's Ladies' Day night.
30:09It's a night, isn't it?
30:10For Ladies' Day.
30:11The DJ doesn't get here till eight.
30:13Well, that's it, Mary.
30:14It's over then.
30:15Guess I'll reunite with my ex-husband.
30:16Maybe you'll stop thinking it's gay to wash his bum hole.
30:18Oi, where are you going?
30:20I'm a lesbian with two lesbian mothers.
30:21I know what women want.
30:23Thanks, Flora.
30:24Daddy, where'd you get that glass?
30:26This bullshit.
30:27She's dead in the river.
30:29Come on, come on, this song.
30:31Let's go, girls.
30:34Mickey?
30:35Come on.
30:36Better get down here.
30:40I wasn't even with Frank on Sunday night.
30:42Me and Mary came straight home.
30:43This is our doorbell camp.
30:45Timestamped at 21.47.
30:47So?
30:47You're just up the road.
30:49You went home, changed your shorts, met up with Frank at the Donger, and you did a little
30:53night murder.
30:54No, I didn't go out again.
30:55Just watch.
30:56These cameras go 24-7, 354.
30:59You'll see the footage of the perimeter.
31:00Mary's mini horse doing its bedtime wee.
31:02But on the doorbell camera, you won't see me, because I'm tucked up in bed wearing my bloody
31:06CPAP.
31:07What's that?
31:08CPAP?
31:09That's a person.
31:10We need to redact it.
31:10Redact the CPAP.
31:11No, not the fucking CPAP.
31:12Just replay the tape.
31:14There's a car driving towards the Donger.
31:19Who the fuck is that?
31:22Wait a minute.
31:23I know that logo.
31:25Huh?
31:30Jesus, I'm making you fucking people down like you fucking people real fucking good.
31:48Caustic ulcerations.
31:58200 mils.
32:04Yeah, I'm sorry, Diane, but I had to leave work early.
32:07I've got my period.
32:08It's a big one.
32:10Hi, Angelo.
32:11It's Leo Lee.
32:12I'm police.
32:14I'm making inquiries into a chainsaw that you recently sold on Marketplace, so call me
32:18back and I will answer the phone, I guess.
32:22This is a private event.
32:23It's just me.
32:24I can't be out there anymore.
32:26I feel sure I just vomited into a sleep.
32:29No, why did I give you my number?
32:32Why?
32:33Why don't you kill my dad?
32:35Why don't you kill me?
32:37Look at this, wait.
32:38Crock block.
32:45Come on, what night off and I've got to come and help Pat sort you out?
32:48Nah, I was legendary.
32:49People love me, but I'm like a modern day near Kelly.
32:52You've got to forget Jason Wade, DJ.
32:55Nah, I'm going to destroy him.
32:56Wait, where are you going?
32:57Back to the party.
32:58Get your own way home.
32:59No.
32:59Shona, you seen Tegan?
33:07Excuse, excuse me, excuse me, excuse.
33:10Tegan, move your boots.
33:13Oi, Arty.
33:14Where's the salty?
33:15Over there.
33:16They just came in with it.
33:18Shit.
33:18Do the cops know?
33:19Nah, so you better get her out of here.
33:21Be up for one of these.
33:22Be careful, and if there's trouble, my crocs are still capped.
33:25Thanks.
33:26Excuse me, I need to...
33:27Oh, fuck off.
33:28Oi!
33:28You!
33:29Come out, bring it back here.
33:30What's the perfect part?
33:37Fucking come back.
33:39Come on, come back.
33:40Let a few of these off for dad's birthday tonight.
33:43Bit of a celebration.
33:44Give me a ride.
33:45Relax.
33:45Relax.
33:46Relax.
33:48Picky.
33:49Nah, I still got the shits with you.
33:52Look at my little brother, Slyways, accusing him of murder.
33:54You were at the donger the night Don was murdered.
33:56I knew something was fucking off about you.
33:58When I saw those pretty diswrapers in your cup holder, I thought, oh, yuck, that's a bit
34:01of a turn off.
34:01And now I know you have my geriatric rat dad in your car.
34:04Fucking crap.
34:05I didn't turn off.
34:06A little bit.
34:08Well, I wasn't even out of Don's donger.
34:10You're having a good life.
34:11You drove past Roger and Mary's job out here.
34:14No, I didn't.
34:16Fuck.
34:17Fine.
34:17Get out of here.
34:19Listen, I was out there because Don snuck the donger over the boundary into the D.R.
34:23So I tried to drag it back with my winch.
34:26I only managed to pull it off its blocks, though, because Frank was inside, knackered.
34:29What happened then, eh?
34:30Did you give Frank a hand?
34:31Yeah, killing Don.
34:33Get that dungalaba land dispute wrapped up quick, smart.
34:35Oh, you're accusing me now?
34:37Yeah.
34:37Are you fucking serious?
34:39Don was still here at the pub when we were at the donger.
34:41Ask Mary.
34:42She was on lookout.
34:43Oh, bullshit, Mickey, okay?
34:44We have footage of Don at the donger at 11.30 p.m.
34:47Flowers told me that Frank left the pub after her set at 11.15 p.m.
34:51No, I was driving Frank home by 11.15.
34:54Flowers, Sunday night.
34:56Your set finished at 11.15 p.m.
34:58Frank left the pub after that, yeah?
34:59Oh, yeah, I forgot that Lynn cut my set short because I was crying too much, so I actually
35:03finished at 9.
35:04See?
35:05Frank and I were long gone when Don arrived.
35:08Frank wasn't at the donger to kill Don, Eddie.
35:10He was dropping a dead croc off at Don's cot.
35:13He was doing croc justice.
35:15Just think it through, you dumb copper dog fuckhead.
35:18What are they useless fucker?
35:19Tell me the truth about all this shit then.
35:21Why do you think?
35:22Because I was out there doing something dodgy.
35:23So maybe your geriatric rat dad was trying to protect me from you lot.
35:27Because I've got three kids and they'll get taken away from me if I get caught putting
35:31one nubby pinky toe wrong.
35:35Fuckin' hell.
35:35No, actually, you know what?
35:37Fuck this.
35:38A black fella didn't kill Don Darrell.
35:39Because if black fellas were bumping off every land-stealing white fella, 80% of this
35:43town would be dead.
35:44Of all the settler blow-ins, I cannot believe that didn't occur to you.
35:51That's why we have to exit the toilet.
35:56Nikki!
36:01What?
36:02Vicky!
36:02Wait, you and Frank didn't do it, so we're good.
36:05Yeah, Vicky!
36:08Fuck.
36:12Ma'am!
36:13I hired a car from Rent-A-Shitbox.
36:15I did 150k's all the way from Darwin.
36:18I think my engine's fallen out.
36:20I got access to the dick bomb and I ran a tox report on John Darrell.
36:23He wasn't drunk.
36:24There was no alcohol present in his system at all.
36:30Man?
36:31John Darrell was incapacitated the night he died because he was poisoned.
36:39Detective, this bullet's from a police issue weapon.
36:41Yeah, it is.
36:42HQ's checking the serial number now.
36:44I knew the backpackers were driving a white land greaser, so this was just due diligence
36:48to make sure it's not theirs.
36:49But then it was burnt out last night, so...
36:51Yeah, I can barely read this bin because it's so fire-damaged.
36:54I don't think that's a seven.
36:56I'm going to try a one.
36:57Why did I listen to any of the evidence?
36:59He's gone now because they left it a whole bumming day.
37:02Don't stress.
37:03We'll figure it out.
37:04Oh, here we go.
37:06Hang on.
37:07That's not the backpacker's car.
37:10Oh, no, no, no, that may be right.
37:12Oh, who's the vehicle registered to?
37:14How did it get to the DRR?
37:16The last time I saw that vehicle was a night.
37:18I pulled the silly bugger over for drink driving.
37:21We left the car on the side of the road.
37:29Ma'am, Don had colonic ulcerations from eating red meat laced with glyphosate.
37:33It's the organophosphorus compound that's present in Weed Killer.
37:36I think someone put it in John's steak.
37:39Hey, found something.
37:39Oh, fuck my asshole.
37:41This is on DJ's socials.
37:43Hey, it's gone.
37:44DJ Daryl Crocod here.
37:45I just want to introduce you to me.
37:46Oh, yeah, Dulce would run the serial number on that bullet.
37:49It was fired from Detective Bushman's gun.
37:52It matches the round from his skull.
37:54But, Detective, it was the second bullet fired.
37:57So, it was fired after Bushy was shot?
38:00Yeah, he couldn't have fired that shot himself.
38:04Someone else was involved.
38:06Dulce, where did you find that bullet?
38:09Mate, this is the duck boat.
38:11I'm telling you, this thing's fucking brutal.
38:12Yeah, yeah, DJ's got an amphibious car.
38:15It's very cool.
38:15I've always won a one.
38:16Stop talking.
38:17Look who Don's talking to in the background.
38:20Who is that?
38:22Oh, my God.
38:23It's the Swedish Backpackers.
38:28He's blown up for shit.
38:30My phone job's fucking wide.
38:32This isn't over.
38:33Detective Bushy didn't commit suicide.
38:35We're looking at a homicide here.
38:37Where did you find that bullet?
38:40In a Land Cruiser.
38:44Registered to Eddie.
38:56I've got to be sure.