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00:01This is harassment.
00:03Where were you at 3pm yesterday?
00:05I don't have to tell you anything.
00:06I have rights. Inalienable rights.
00:09You're travelling over the freedoms of an innocent man.
00:12Well, you're a suspect in a murder investigation.
00:15DC Chowdhury?
00:16You're under arrest. Resist not.
00:18I didn't do it. I'm not a killer.
00:20This is outrageous.
00:21What was it, the police state?
00:23Some Kafkaesque purgatory robotic enforcers?
00:25Where is the love in this world?
00:31Right. What did I do wrong there?
00:35Anyone?
00:36Look, I get it. It's the hottest day of the year.
00:38You don't want to be here. I don't want to be here.
00:41I'm happy to be here.
00:42Thanks, Andy, but we're all here
00:44because you all messed up and need rehabilitating
00:47and it's fallen on my lucky lap to run this thing.
00:50So start engaging.
00:52Gemma.
00:52I don't need rehabilitating.
00:54You pepper sprayed a hen do.
00:55They were mouthing off at me.
00:56You poke the bear, you're going to get hurt.
00:57Well, I thought you did brilliant, but you didn't announce that you were police.
01:01Great. Great.
01:03Reminds me of the call-outs I used to have with my old partner Gary.
01:05I'd announce. He'd stand behind looking menacing.
01:09Have I told you all about Gary?
01:10Yes. Yes, at length you did.
01:12Anybody else?
01:13Well, you didn't show your warrant card.
01:15Good, Aisha.
01:16Also, that was a vulnerable old man.
01:18You could have shown some empathy.
01:19I'd run out of empathy when he had rewritten the script the 50th time.
01:23Any other mistakes?
01:24You used John Chappell in the video, reminding everyone that you're the station
01:28that makes Mid Wales Police a laughing stock.
01:31If they kick off, send them to me.
01:33See how brave they are when they're dealing with the head of professional standards.
01:37Ms. Chaloner, ma'am, sorry, I do need everybody to pay attention, regardless of seniority.
01:45Absolutely.
01:46I'm one of you lot.
01:48No preferential treatment.
01:50No, don't worry.
01:52I'm just stuck on a cause for claiming a bottle of fizz on expenses.
01:55It's a pain in the arse.
01:57Okay, bye.
01:58Right.
02:00Obviously up to you, but it's 1pm, so let's take lunch now.
02:04Uh, yeah, yeah, no problem, Ms. Chaloner, ma'am.
02:09Malawa, you had to see Phil Holmes.
02:12Did he know he was my mentor?
02:14Had a hunch, yeah.
02:15He gave me a ten-minute analogy earlier about how police work was like ordering a Chinese.
02:20Yeah, hey, hey.
02:21You can't all be sauce.
02:23You need your egg fried rice.
02:24Yeah, I remember very well.
02:25When did he do that?
02:26He went to the loo on the tea break earlier, hasn't come back since.
02:30Barry Clark.
02:32Looking for your boyfriend, are you?
02:35Excuse me, do I am allowing?
02:37There's a nasty smell around here.
02:39Oh, that might be the lunch.
02:41Salmon and couscous.
02:42We had an allergy.
02:43I panicked.
02:48Dad?
02:50Yeah, yeah, a couple of hours and it's surf o'clock.
02:54Yeah, cowabunga, nolly.
02:56Dad, I'm going to have to stop the surf talk.
02:58It's making me hate myself.
02:59Oh, my God.
03:01Phil.
03:03He's dead.
03:07Sorry to call you here on a Saturday.
03:09Especially to a toilet.
03:10Oh, it's alright.
03:11I was taking my niece to soft play.
03:13Smells exactly the same.
03:15Do men actually use these or just lean on them and pee on the floor?
03:18It wasn't me.
03:19I like a sit-down wee.
03:20Yeah.
03:21It's where I wordle.
03:24I'll get started on the statements then.
03:29That's weird.
03:31Key card for Bryn Glass Manor's proper fancy.
03:35Does he look like the luxury hotel type to you?
03:38Hard to tell from the back of his head.
03:39I know what you mean though.
03:41Not getting white lotus vibes from his flaky scalp.
03:46Sorry for your loss.
03:48He's a bloody good bloke.
03:50One of the best.
03:52Cause of death, heart meds in his back pocket.
03:55So I was thinking heart attack.
03:57Yep, but not your usual heart attack.
04:00Can you see this?
04:02Blood spot on the bottom of his shirt.
04:04There's a puncture wound on his lower back from an injection.
04:06Could he have done it himself?
04:08If he was a yoga instructor maybe, but I'd say no.
04:10We'll run blood tests, but I think he was injected with something to bring on the heart attack.
04:15I know who did this.
04:17Owen Skinner.
04:18What was all that between you two earlier?
04:19We both worked under Phil back in Patal, but I was a golden boy.
04:24Best in the intake that year.
04:25Really? You?
04:26Was it a bad year?
04:27No.
04:29Yeah, alright, notoriously bad, but that's not the point.
04:32Owen was dodgy.
04:33A real bad cop.
04:34Phil had him investigated.
04:37Nearly ended his career.
04:38Owen swore he'd get revenge.
04:40Well, maybe today he did.
04:42I think you're letting your personal connection to the victim cloud your judgement.
04:46I want everything thrown at this.
04:47I want John Chapelier.
04:49Well, not you, in this toilet, but you know what I mean.
04:51I've already called him.
04:53I could hear a woman's voice in the background.
04:55Proper suss.
04:55Sorry, not relevant.
04:58Could I have a moment?
05:00You want to say your goodbyes to him?
05:02No, I need to.
05:05What, sir?
05:06No, no, no.
05:11Quite the challenge we have here.
05:14In the hardest case yet, Chappell?
05:16Indubitably.
05:16I'm surprised you'd call me in, actually.
05:19Who might have forgotten about me?
05:20Passed me over for Michael.
05:22Oh no, I've been spending time with my dad instead of the national treasure who lives two towns over,
05:27who moans literally every time I see him.
05:30It's fine.
05:31I'm reconciled to being rejected by the entire Malauan clan,
05:35unless you have a great aunt queuing up somewhere to reject me.
05:38He's here, Aunty Blodwin.
05:40If you're going to sulk, go home.
05:42Out of the question, you need me here.
05:44What, a killer cop?
05:45Someone who's spent their entire lives scrutinising crime?
05:48No, you'll need an outsider of unique brilliance, not a police officer to crack this.
05:52How long have I gotten for?
05:53We don't have long, but I have come up with a clever little idea to buy us a few more
05:58hours.
05:59Right.
06:00As this whole police station is now a crime scene, nobody leaves until I say so.
06:06Could be worse.
06:07How?
06:08We're trapped in a police station and one of us is the murderer.
06:11Only one of us.
06:11The rest of us aren't.
06:13Have to look for the positives.
06:14What if I don't want to stick around?
06:17Sounds like a threat.
06:18Say the word and I'll take him out.
06:20Speaking as the most senior officer here, take it from me.
06:24Anyone leaving the station can collect their P-45 on the way out.
06:30Thank you, Ms. Chaloner, ma'am.
06:32Also, I'd like to say that you smell lovely, ma'am.
06:35Is that sandalwood, ma'am?
06:37Is it all right that I'm calling you, ma'am?
06:39I'm saying, ma'am, too much, aren't I?
06:41Can I suggest anyone keen to leave might be shining the light of suspicion on themselves?
06:47Oh, bloody hell.
06:50John Chappell.
06:52Now this circus has got its clown.
06:53Thank you, officer.
06:54The fool in Shakespeare always speaks the unwelcome truth.
06:58I'll take the compliment.
06:59Well, he's not a clown.
07:00That's the nonce from the video.
07:01Let me nick him.
07:02No, no, no.
07:03It's police consultant.
07:04Yes.
07:04Mr. Chappell.
07:06Aisha Lanzata.
07:07I'm such a huge fan.
07:10But I'm afraid my acting days are behind me.
07:13No.
07:14Of your police work.
07:15Oh.
07:15I've read up any cases.
07:17Deep psychological profiling like yours can be vital.
07:20I'm not sticking around to listen to this.
07:22Absolutely not.
07:23As I said, this station is locked down.
07:27Nobody leaves.
07:29Tenerife, here I come.
07:31Oh.
07:33Three hours to the plane.
07:35Might even have time for an airport pint.
07:41What's going on?
07:42It's a standards cluster bomb.
07:44I need you to get the rest of top bras in and brief them.
07:47Which on a Saturday is going to make me as popular as a turd in a trifle but needs must.
07:53Oh, hi, Miss Chaliner.
07:54That's my office.
07:55Yeah, I'm commandeering it.
07:57Oh.
07:58Right, okay.
07:59Well, it's just it's got my chair here.
08:01It's a really nice chair.
08:02I've got a sneaking suspicion I won't be using it, so knock yourself out.
08:07Right.
08:07Oh, yeah.
08:08Look busy, look busy, look busy.
08:15Right, where have we gone?
08:16Uh, well, victim, you already know, Phil Holmes rose through the ranks before moving behind a desk for health reasons,
08:24dealing with HR and then moving into finance.
08:28Chowdhury, check all of the station's CCTV for this morning.
08:31On it, ma'am.
08:32Oh, also, can you call Bring Glass Manor?
08:34I don't buy for a minute that Phil was staying there.
08:37Maybe the killer was and dropped their card.
08:39Highly doubtful.
08:40Oh, modern man of a certain age, a partial to a bit of pampering these days.
08:44You've got a good point.
08:46Even I've studied exfoliating.
08:47I thought your skin was glowing, sir.
08:49It's radiant.
08:50Can you get on with the CCTV, Chowdhury?
08:52Right.
08:53I've got to go and do the worst part of the job.
08:55Ah, school visit on drug safety.
08:57No.
08:58Go and break the bad news to the widow.
09:01Poor Barbara.
09:04You've smartened up.
09:05Nice lunch with a lady, was it?
09:07I don't see it's any of your business.
09:09Oh, come on.
09:10Who's mommy trying to get your leg over with this time?
09:13You've got a minded filth merchant.
09:16Yes, I was enjoying an al fresco luncheon with a lady,
09:19but it was merely a catch up with my agent Annabelle.
09:21Got an acting job?
09:22There has been some interest.
09:24Yes.
09:25The Magenta, the Mabinogian director.
09:27Well, she's finally got in touch.
09:29She's interested in me for a big Netflix series.
09:32London Treason is a high-end drama set in a Jacobean London.
09:36Yes, sir.
09:38I would play an ailing Shakespeare.
09:41Oh, my God.
09:42It sounds yawn, but great.
09:44Netflix.
09:45Back in the big time.
09:46Yes.
09:47I'm not doing it.
09:49What?
09:49They want me to self-tape an audition.
09:53Me.
09:54Isn't that what you lot do?
09:55I'm offer only.
09:56I haven't done an audition per se since 2001.
10:00Yes, Judge John Dees.
10:01They went with Martin in the end.
10:04Without choice.
10:05So you're just throwing your career away?
10:07No, I have a career.
10:08Yes.
10:09My police consultant work is far more rewarding.
10:13This isn't your career.
10:15Just a hobby.
10:16You're helping me out.
10:17I'm the inspired deducer here.
10:20I have a lead.
10:21Yet our victim hated Owen, and Owen vowed revenge.
10:25No.
10:26I've just read Owen's file.
10:28He's on this course of being forceful with the suspects.
10:31Now, he's preternaturally venal, but he's hardly a criminal mastermind.
10:34No, this was planned.
10:35It doesn't tally psychologically.
10:37Well, psychologically, Owen hated Phil, and Phil ended up dead.
10:41So I'm questioning him.
10:42All right, you enjoy your wild goose chase while I do some actual detective work?
10:47Hopefully I'll have this solved by tea time.
10:49Oh, pfft.
10:50Pfft.
10:52Oh, Judy, come on.
10:53I'll just sneak out.
10:55I'm not mixed up with all of this.
10:56I haven't left the front desk all day.
10:57Not even for urgent stuff.
10:59Look, once we've gone through the CCTV, you can be cleared.
11:02It won't take long.
11:04You can still make your flight, Cliff.
11:08Right.
11:10I need to talk to Owen alone.
11:13Ooh, lucky me.
11:14I'm going anyway.
11:15Thanks, Gemma.
11:19What are you doing with that?
11:20One kilometre weighted walking lunge.
11:22You can lock me up, but you can't stop my gains.
11:26Looks like I picked the wrong month to quit smoking.
11:29Oi!
11:29That's the drugs amnesty bin!
11:31Oh, dear.
11:32What, you got the local cartels leaving their heroin in it?
11:34For your information, there has been drugs in there.
11:38Mainly night nurse, but people are easily confused, so...
11:42Is this going to take long?
11:43It's just...
11:43A few questions.
11:55This morning...
11:56No, no.
11:57This has given me vertigo.
12:02This morning, everyone left the course for a tea break at 11.40.
12:06Where did you go?
12:07No comment.
12:10Did you go to the toilet?
12:12No comment.
12:13If you're innocent, why don't you just tell me what you know?
12:21No comment.
12:23Oh...
12:24Okay.
12:25Are you staying in a nice hotel while you're here?
12:27Travel Lodge?
12:28Why?
12:29Are you chatting me up?
12:31I'm flattered.
12:31Oh, why are you such an arse?
12:33I might be an arse, right?
12:35But I'm an innocent arse.
12:36If you were half-decent detective, you'd have realised who did it.
12:39We're on the same side here.
12:42We are not on the same side, sweetheart.
12:44But I am on the side of the proper place.
12:46While you're with your little actor friend in Fantasyland.
12:49Believe me, my fantasy does not include being in a sweaty police station with a pig like you.
12:54Pig?
12:56I think that hurt my mental health.
12:59You're not going to tell me anything, are you?
13:02No, I'm not.
13:05Move, Sparrow!
13:16What you doing?
13:18Oh, Jesus.
13:19I'm examining our victim.
13:22His character.
13:22His discrepancies.
13:23Last hours on this mortal coil.
13:26Looks like you're having a nap.
13:28Found anything juicy?
13:29Couple of inconsistencies, yes.
13:31Now, firstly, Phil sat at this desk.
13:35Why?
13:37Hearing a case in his jacket pocket, yet he chooses the desk furthest from the front.
13:42He was sat at the front, he moved.
13:44I thought it was to get away from Gemma.
13:46Why would he want to get away from Gemma?
13:47Her personality.
13:49And she said she was ill and wanted to go home sick.
13:52I just thought maybe he didn't want to catch it.
13:53She came in and asked to go home rather than phone it in.
13:57Is that a terrible?
14:00What's the name?
14:03I take it young Aisha sat here.
14:06Charming girl, appreciates my skills, unlike some.
14:09Now, did she and Phil seem close?
14:11Well, they kept going for coffee together.
14:13Well, he kept following her.
14:15Interesting chapel.
14:36You look like a dog, you're not going to wee on that, are you?
14:38Well, you five-year-old, I'm actually doing some detective work despite being a mere hobbyist.
14:45Do you need a hand getting up?
14:47No, thank you.
14:48I'm not an invalid.
14:49I'm actually remarkably agile for my age.
14:52Didn't this strike you was odd?
14:54And all that caffeine?
14:55With his heart?
14:56Well, look.
14:57This mug is full.
14:59And these two here have been deposited into this tired pot plant.
15:04Oh, I didn't notice.
15:06Coal surprise.
15:07How did you get on with Owen?
15:08He's holding something back.
15:10He's been all smug like you when you know something I don't.
15:13I'm actually quite wounded.
15:14Well, you haven't got time to be wounded.
15:15Come on.
15:19Dad, I know, I know, I meant to call you.
15:23I wanted to see you too.
15:25Can't it wait until tonight?
15:27No, I can't leave.
15:30I'm locked in an oven full of police officers.
15:33Pigs in blankets, very funny.
15:35Well, I'll make it up to you tonight.
15:37Bye.
15:38Dad.
15:39Really?
15:40I'd assumed it was an 11-year-old child the way you're placating them.
15:44Is all this because he ditched you for that arts festival?
15:48Absolutely not.
15:49Barely considered it a flagrant act of cruelty.
15:52I feel bad.
15:54I've really enjoyed getting to know him better, but I keep rushing him off for work.
15:57Surely he understands by now that your job is important.
16:01What if I'm forcing him away?
16:02He's your father, not a flighty teenager.
16:06Right now, I think I should take the lead when we talk to Aisha.
16:09We're not talking to Aisha.
16:11We need to check in with Chowdhury on the CCTV.
16:13Typical.
16:14Wasting your time when we have a real character inconsistency to investigate.
16:18All right, fine.
16:19You do it your way.
16:20I will do it mine.
16:25Oh, Mr Chappell.
16:27Coffee?
16:28Love one.
16:31Oh, is black okay?
16:33Fine.
16:35I did actually want to pick your brains as a disciple of psychological study.
16:39Great.
16:42Wow.
16:43I can't believe I get to watch your work.
16:45Oh, you don't mind if I take notes, do you?
16:47Not at all, huh?
16:50Nice.
16:51Now, the method of murder is psychologically interesting.
16:56Syringe.
16:57Poison.
16:59Often seen as a woman's method.
17:01Miss Chaloner?
17:02Not impossible, but the murder does present logistical difficulties for her.
17:07Now, it's clever, but it does have the clumsy hallmarks of youth.
17:13Germa?
17:14She's definitely psychologically unstable.
17:17We trained at police college together.
17:19She flipped out and tasered an instructor on a training exercise.
17:22A little more volatile than a more measured method.
17:25No motive.
17:26Yeah.
17:26But when we were all introduced this morning, Phil thought he recognised her.
17:31And who else is there?
17:35Me?
17:37I didn't even know Phil.
17:39It's gotta be Germa.
17:41Or Andy.
17:42A resident optimist? Hardly a killer.
17:45Yeah.
17:46But on one of the tea breaks, I heard Andy tell Phil no hard feelings about what happened.
17:51But he's gotta be your guy.
17:54Well, that is interesting.
17:58Wait.
17:59You didn't suspect me at all, did you?
18:02Well, people do tend to be quicker with the truth when they feel backed into a corner psychologically, you see?
18:07Wow.
18:09Seriously, you should be doing TED Talks.
18:10No, no, no, no.
18:13Possibly.
18:16God, it's hot.
18:19I'm doing it.
18:20I'm taking off the tank top.
18:25Anything on Brynglas Manor?
18:27Yeah, just got off the phone with them. Phil was definitely staying there.
18:30Damn.
18:31Anything else?
18:33They got a special offer next weekend.
18:3440% off.
18:3540%?
18:36Fancy a day at a spa?
18:37I'd really like that, Mum.
18:39Great.
18:41Anything on the CCTV?
18:42Yeah, something very weird.
18:44Today's footage isn't there.
18:46It's just playing yesterday's.
18:47See, I'm in my rain jacket.
18:49Have you put a sandwich wrapper into the drugs amnesty bin?
18:53Sorry, Mum.
18:53I'll go check out the server room.
18:55See if I can recover today's footage.
19:07I'll go check it out.
19:13Sorry, Mum.
19:14Didn't see you.
19:16Any update I can report to the higher-ups?
19:18Or are you just fanning your baps?
19:20Well, sorry.
19:22The investigation's ongoing.
19:26Oh, sorry.
19:27Um, new lead.
19:29New lead on the case I have to chase.
19:37Surprise!
19:40Bad bike, man.
19:45What the hell are you doing here?
19:47Oh, I couldn't wait to tell you.
19:49Got a phone call from an old friend.
19:51Julia, she's a ceramicist.
19:55Wonderful spirit.
19:56Please, skip to the point.
19:57Well, she needs somebody to look after her house.
20:00In Portugal.
20:02For a year.
20:03Right on the coast.
20:05Prime surfing spot.
20:06Great.
20:07Knew this would happen.
20:09Barely back in my life two minutes and you're swanning off.
20:12No.
20:13No, actually I came to see if you fancied coming.
20:16Move to Portugal?
20:17Just for a year.
20:18Er, no, it's a nice idea.
20:21Yeah.
20:23Come on.
20:24It'll be much.
20:26I guess.
20:27You're right.
20:28I'll say no.
20:29You're not going?
20:30No.
20:30Do you want to make up for lost time?
20:31Oh.
20:33Great.
20:34Yeah.
20:35We will.
20:36We will.
20:37But not now.
20:38Now you have to go.
20:39Oh yeah.
20:45Ouch!
20:47Look down.
20:54What is it now?
20:56What is it now?
20:58It is you now!
20:59I'm trying out a new way of speaking.
21:02How was the widow?
21:03Horrible.
21:05Never gets easier.
21:06Plus, I got the wrong house at first.
21:09Told some poor woman her husband was dead and he walked through the door.
21:12I thought you knew her.
21:13I haven't seen her for years.
21:14I thought perhaps she'd change her look.
21:17Anyway, how are we getting on with the case?
21:18It's still early stages, sir.
21:20Well luckily, I've done some proper detective work and found a lead.
21:24There's a link to fill in Andy's past.
21:27Really?
21:28What is it?
21:29I don't know.
21:30I was hoping you might look it up on your system.
21:32I thought you didn't need me.
21:33Just look into it, you two.
21:36If you'll be so kind.
21:37Oh, just...
21:38Come on.
21:40Two years ago, you were demoted and transferred.
21:43The person that signed off on that decision was one Phil Holmes.
21:49What happened, Andy?
21:51Alright, fine.
21:52Yes, Phil did transfer me out.
21:54But he was right to.
21:56Just after my partner Gary died.
21:58Gary's dead?
22:00I'm sorry, I didn't know.
22:03I was a mess.
22:05Everyone can master a grief, but he that has it.
22:10That's very nice.
22:12Is it Pam Ayres?
22:14Will Shakespeare?
22:16Gary was the best partner you could hope for.
22:19Then one day, a car crashed into us on the job.
22:22I was lucky, but they tried everything and there was nothing they could do for Gary.
22:29I'm so sorry.
22:31They didn't want to operate with him at his age.
22:33How old was he?
22:35Seventeen.
22:37Gary was a teenager?
22:39Yeah, and his back legs had gone.
22:41He'd had arthritis for years.
22:43So, his back legs?
22:46Gary was a dog?
22:47Yes.
22:48I was in the dog unit.
22:49Didn't I mention it?
22:50No.
22:51Talk about burying the lead.
22:53No, no, no offence.
22:54Look, I know it looks bad, but Phil did me a favour.
22:57I couldn't stay in the dog unit.
22:59Oh, Chowdhury wants to see us.
23:05So, yesterday's files have been wiped over today's deliberately, but I'll see if there's a backup.
23:09How could someone do that?
23:10They'd have to have come in here and done it on the system.
23:12Oh, that's interesting.
23:14Yes, it's maybe Gemma.
23:15Gemma, our young fitness freak.
23:17Apparently, Phil seemed to recognise them when they first met this morning.
23:20Gemma's always been weird.
23:22Ever since training college.
23:25Oh, that means you and Aisha trained together as well.
23:28Yeah, we actually go way back.
23:31She's great.
23:32Oh my God, you fancy Lanzetta!
23:35No, no way, boss.
23:36No, no, as if, as if, there's no, no way.
23:39What's she like, Chowdhury?
23:40You strike me as the typical police officer.
23:43It's much more open-minded than some.
23:45She's super smart.
23:47You know those people that don't even look at their phone when they watch telly?
23:49Ah, the intelligentsia.
23:52She's really driven.
23:53Her mum went to jail when she was a kid, which made her full-on anti-crime.
23:57She's ace.
23:58And single too!
24:01Sorry, that came out like an owl.
24:03No, no backup on here.
24:05Today's files have been totally wiped.
24:07We don't need CCTV anyway.
24:09All we need is our minds, motives and characters.
24:12That will unpick this business.
24:14It's not all the clues.
24:15Not necessarily.
24:16What?
24:19Nicotine gum wrapper.
24:21Gotcha.
24:25Phil's killer went into the station server room and changed the CCTV to cover their tracks.
24:31Good for them.
24:32I'm happy for them.
24:33This places you in the server room.
24:36Oh, come off it.
24:37I don't even know where your server room is.
24:39Someone's framing me.
24:41Well, obviously.
24:42What?
24:42If you took even a passing interest in character rather than fixating on physical evidence,
24:46you'd realise there's no way Owen is behind the CCTV.
24:50Look at his tie.
24:51Whoa, whoa, whoa.
24:52What about my tie?
24:52Forgive me, but it's hardly the cutting edge of fashion.
24:56No, this is the man who hasn't tried anything new since the 90s,
24:58yet we're supposed to believe he's tech-savvy enough to transfer the CCTV files from one day to another.
25:04Older men can be tech-savvy.
25:07I've watched you edit your Wikipedia page.
25:09Maybe we corrected a few untruths, removed some of the more banal reviews.
25:12Excuse me.
25:13As fun as this is to watch, can we get a wriggle on?
25:15You're protecting a killer.
25:17Someone who tried to put you behind bars,
25:19and I think you know more than you're letting on,
25:21so just spill the beans, buddy.
25:28You're actually pretty perceptive, you two.
25:30Annoying, mind.
25:31Look, I know people think I'm a dinosaur, but I'm a good cop.
25:35I got the right brain for the job.
25:37I remember details, names, cases.
25:41And this morning, I realised someone on the course had a motive to get revenge on Phil.
25:47Gemma! Phil recognised her!
25:49Oh, swing and a miss, Poirot.
25:52No. Back in the day, Phil arrested a young mum.
25:56He could have let her off with a warning, but Phil went by the book.
25:59Young mum got sent down.
26:01Lost her kids.
26:02I remember the name.
26:04Not a very common surname, Impa Tolbert.
26:10You claimed you didn't know Phil, but he was the officer that sent your mum to prison.
26:16Bit of a coincidence.
26:17So, coincidences happen, but I had no idea he was the arresting officer.
26:23Maybe not until this morning, Aisha.
26:26That's why he kept following you to the kitchen.
26:29He wanted to get you alone.
26:31To apologise.
26:33Alright. Yeah.
26:35He told me.
26:36Pretty strong motive for murder.
26:38Pretty strong, not actually.
26:40Doesn't make sense.
26:41I told him he didn't need to apologise.
26:44Mum going to prison was the best thing that happened to her.
26:47She came out a changed woman.
26:49Phil saved our family.
26:51Why should we believe you?
26:53Because it's the truth.
26:55Look, are we done now?
26:57My blood check is low and I need a cork or you'll have another body on your hands.
27:06I really hope she's not our killer.
27:08I was going to set her up with Chowdhury.
27:10Typical.
27:11Meddling in people's business.
27:13It's how he wants to ask her out.
27:15He'll do it when he's ready.
27:16Maybe he is ready and he doesn't know he's ready
27:18and he just needs that final push because he's scared of rejection.
27:22I do not audition.
27:24Your acting is a gift.
27:27I hate to see you waste that.
27:28It's like when a Wetherspoons takes over a big old library.
27:31Sorry?
27:32It's a waste.
27:32That's why I want you to do the audition.
27:35Because you're not a Wetherspoons, John Chappell.
27:38You're a big old library.
27:40That's a rather elegantly termed conceit.
27:43For you.
27:47Let's do the old dough.
27:48You going off-site again, sir?
27:50No, I deliver you, yeah.
27:52I thought we should feed our guests so I got curry in.
27:55Curry? It's 38 degrees.
27:56Yeah, cools you down.
27:58Best thing in this heat.
28:05Not joining us, Gemma.
28:07Oh, that rubbish.
28:08Nah, solids are for losers.
28:10Got a protein shake.
28:11Recovery fuel.
28:13Just uploaded my walk-in lunch to my fitness tracker app.
28:15You seem a lot better since this morning.
28:17Be honest, you weren't ill, were you?
28:19You only wanted to leave after Phil recognised you.
28:23Fine.
28:24We knocked heads about me claiming kettlebells on expenses.
28:27Didn't want any outmos so I thought I'd shoot off.
28:30I didn't kill him though.
28:32I'm going for a plank.
28:35That's me and Gary in Pembrokeshire.
28:37Oh, that was a great mini break.
28:41That's Gary's surprise birthday party.
28:43All the other police dogs showed up.
28:46And that's us on top of Snowdon.
28:48Before the arthritis.
28:50There's certainly solace photos from those we love pass.
28:54You've experienced a traumatic loss too?
28:56Well I have Andy, that I have.
29:00What breed?
29:02Human.
29:03Oh, he reminds me of my old partner.
29:06He could lick his own balls too.
29:10That's really insensitive.
29:12Oh come on, it's funny.
29:14Well I still can't see the funny side.
29:16I keep getting stuck on the part where I come round in hospital.
29:18And find my partner's gone because there's not enough money for his operation.
29:22I didn't even get a chance to say goodbye.
29:24But I'm sure one day I'll find it funny.
29:31He could have said he was a dog.
29:40Baxter.
29:41Sorry, mouth full on on.
29:42Yeah, I'll keep this short because I'm going to the dart.
29:45Any update on my victim?
29:46Cause of death was heart failure.
29:49He was definitely injected with a large dose or something.
29:51Nothing is showing up on the routine test though.
29:54So, I've sent off a blood sample for specialist testing.
29:57I'll let you know when we get a hit.
29:58Oh, thanks.
29:59Oh, well I've got you.
30:01Me and Chowd's are planning a spa day.
30:03It's 40% off Bringlass Manor.
30:04Do you fancy it?
30:05Mmm, I can't.
30:06Bad from there.
30:07How do you get bad from a spa?
30:09People don't like the way I relax.
30:12Alright then.
30:13I'll bring you back some sandalwood body scrub.
30:16Bye.
30:20Once again, I have to say, you smell amazing.
30:23It's sandalwood, isn't it?
30:24If you say so.
30:25Smells just like the body scrub they have at Bringlass Manor.
30:29We called and confirmed you're booked in there.
30:32As was Phil.
30:33So?
30:34You two seem to stay at the same hotels a lot.
30:38What with your affair.
30:40For the tape, Ms. Chandler just totally closed her eyes like people do when they've been caught out.
30:45Alright, we were seeing each other, but I didn't kill Phil.
30:50I loved the daft bugger.
30:52But what about your marriage?
30:54If it came out?
30:55My marriage has been dead for years.
30:58Then why carry on in secret meeting Phil on away days?
31:02It's the only time I could see him.
31:03I mean, this job takes up every minute and the more senior you get, the less life you get.
31:09How do you find time for your family?
31:14You got kids?
31:15No, just a needy dad and a high maintenance national treasure.
31:20It's hard.
31:21I FaceTime the kids half an hour a week each.
31:24What is the point climbing the ladder if that's all you end up with?
31:27We love the job.
31:28That's why people like us do it.
31:30You might not see your family all the time, but that's what Christmas is for, isn't it?
31:36Yeah.
31:38Phil cheated on Barbara.
31:40I don't see Fiona as our killer though.
31:42She loved Phil.
31:44No.
31:45We're missing something obvious.
31:47The method.
31:48Injection.
31:49It feels significant.
31:50A statement.
31:51A couple of important things for you, ma'am.
31:53Firstly, the freezer on the first floor has a pack of almond magnums in it.
31:57Bagsy!
31:57Get it.
31:58And secondly, I've had Phil's phone records back.
32:01He rang someone at Midwell's police HR this morning.
32:04I've chased it up.
32:05It was for a file.
32:06For Gemma Mason.
32:08They're sending it over now.
32:09Gemma?
32:11I don't know.
32:12Nor do I.
32:14Where's the motive?
32:16I mean, they cross paths on a claim over kettlebells,
32:19but you're hardly likely to kill a man for being tight over expenses.
32:25Unless...
32:27Of course.
32:29Gemma.
32:30Does that mean he knows who did it?
32:32Yeah.
32:33Why didn't you say so?
32:34Total drama queen.
32:35What's going on?
32:37Can we go?
32:38Yep.
32:38All free to go.
32:40Yes, everyone.
32:42Except Phil's killer.
32:44Okay, that was actually like proper dramatic.
32:47Yeah, we could just hurry up though.
32:49I got a flight in two hours and I might just still make it.
32:52Let's begin at the beginning.
32:54Or the middle?
32:55Phil came here knowing a secret about someone on this cause.
32:59I've already owned up about the affair.
33:01I wouldn't kill him to keep it secret.
33:03You and Phil?
33:05Naughty, Ms. Jelliner.
33:06Everyone knows two police employees can't be in a relationship.
33:09Yes, they can. They just have to declare it.
33:11Really?
33:12Yes, of course.
33:15Aisha, I declare I like you.
33:18Do you want to go for a drink?
33:19Yeah, I declare I do.
33:22Right.
33:22So, is she the killer?
33:24No.
33:25She lacks a true motive.
33:27Unlike you, Gemma.
33:29Phil recognised you earlier, but he didn't know why.
33:32It wasn't because of the kettlebells.
33:34He remembered sometime this morning, called HR and confirmed his hunch.
33:38Your GP raised concerns over your suitability to be a police officer due to your mental health.
33:43An admin error meant that it wasn't acted upon.
33:47You're not supposed to be on the force.
33:49It was all bullshit.
33:50I'm a cop.
33:51I have to be.
33:52My dad was a cop.
33:54His dad was a cop.
33:55His dad was a decorator.
33:57But then his dad was a cop.
33:58I'm a good cop.
34:00You argued with him here.
34:01Threatened him.
34:03It would look pretty bad after Phil was killed.
34:06Which is why you doctored the CCTV.
34:09They weren't on your fitness app profile.
34:12You logged a walking lunge earlier.
34:15The GPS shows you stopped for three minutes.
34:18Right about where the station server room is.
34:21Long enough to replace the footage and leave a nicotine gum wrapper to incriminate Owen.
34:27I planted the odd bit of evidence in my time, but to be on the other side of it?
34:31Oh no, I feel sullied.
34:33Right.
34:34I've got an hour until my check-in closes.
34:35I'm sweating like a glassblower's arse.
34:37Is she the killer?
34:39No.
34:40Oh, Jesus wept.
34:42No!
34:43This murder is all about revenge.
34:46Oh, you don't still think it was me?
34:48I told you I never wanted revenge.
34:51No, you didn't.
34:53But somebody else did.
34:55Andy.
34:58Me?
35:00What for?
35:01The bureaucrat that made the decision not to pay for your old partner Gary's life-saving operation.
35:07That decision was made by Phil.
35:10I didn't know.
35:12Oh, you knew.
35:13It haunted you.
35:15Then you were summoned to a training course and you saw a familiar name would be there.
35:20The man who had taken away your partner had put him down.
35:24But Gary was a dog.
35:26You would have got away with it if you just whacked him over the head.
35:28But no, you wanted to make that murder special.
35:31You wanted to put Phil down the way he'd put Gary down.
35:35When the group took a tea break, you took your chance and followed him.
35:40And you delivered the fatal blow.
35:46Right, this is a very nice story.
35:48I imagine you've got proof.
35:50Your actions are proof enough.
35:53Your guilt written through your core like the writing in a stick of seaside rock.
36:00So no.
36:03What?
36:05Well, fun as this has been, I really should be getting home.
36:09Crufts is on in an hour.
36:11Balls to Crufts!
36:13You can't let him leave.
36:15He did it!
36:16I know he did it!
36:17Well then, you need to have proof, don't you?
36:20Lucky for you, I do.
36:24Crufts is going to have to wait, Andy.
36:25Mr. Chappell doesn't always think that physical evidence is very important.
36:30Fortunately, he has a partner who knows how to build a case.
36:35Pathology didn't turn up much at first.
36:36We didn't know where to start.
36:38But, results came in 15 minutes ago.
36:41Phil overdosed on xylosine.
36:44It's a sedative commonly used on dogs.
36:48Doesn't prove anything.
36:49Where would I even get this sedative?
36:51Vets are broken into all the time.
36:52The one in Abagota was broken into last week.
36:55And guess who was one of the officers who was called out?
37:01Ta-da!
37:03Easy enough to help yourself.
37:04Good point.
37:06And what am I supposed to have done with this sedative?
37:09I've not left the building, and it's not on me.
37:11Good point.
37:12Yeah, I was pretty stumped at first.
37:15But then I realised, where's the obvious place to put drugs that wouldn't raise suspicion?
37:21The drugs amnesty bin.
37:24The label confirms it was from the vets, fingerprints on the syringe, and I'm pretty sure forensics will be able
37:31to match Phil's DNA.
37:34Undoubtedly.
37:35Just as I suspected.
37:42He killed my best friend.
37:44Get him out of my sights!
37:46Take him down the station!
37:49We're already here.
37:50Oh, yeah, I mean the cells lock him up.
37:55Sad, innit?
37:57So...
37:58So sad.
38:00Well, I'm off.
38:06See?
38:09Very clever.
38:13Oh, Jamie.
38:15Good work out there.
38:16Thanks.
38:18And sorry for exposing your affair.
38:21It's fair enough.
38:22And I mean it.
38:24Good work today.
38:25I'll have to keep an eye out for you.
38:26I can see you ending up at the top, like me.
38:29Great.
38:31You headed home now?
38:33No!
38:34Got to go and brief the media, then wait to a conference tomorrow.
38:38Means I'll miss my daughter's birthday, but 19.
38:41I mean, not that special, is it?
38:52Dad?
38:53No, just finished.
38:56Yeah, we can catch a few waves.
39:00Um...
39:00No, just a load of paperwork, but it can wait.
39:03Yeah, I want to see you.
39:06Also, Dad, I've been thinking.
39:11My lady.
39:15Aw!
39:16You waited for me?
39:18I mean, I lived home.
39:19Oh.
39:24Very sweet.
39:26Just think, if you hadn't asked her out, you'd still be wondering, what if?
39:33Oh, point made.
39:36Yes, with all the delicate nuance of a bin lorry.
39:39Oh, that's hilarious.
39:40I'll do the audition.
39:41Really?
39:42Nice fun, John Chapel.
39:44Yes, well...
39:46Maybe you had a point.
39:48I am not worth a spoon.
39:50No.
39:53Aw.
39:54Aw.
39:55They really are cute.
39:57Well, I thought if you weren't too busy, we could have a celebratory coffee.
40:02Toast.
40:03Yet another brilliant success.
40:04Toast me solving the case and saving your arse, more like.
40:07What?
40:07That's preposterous.
40:09I was the one who worked out the revengeful drives of our surprisingly deceitful perpetrator.
40:14And you?
40:15Knocked in a bin.
40:16I nailed our killer.
40:17Anyway, I would love to come for a celebratory cortado with you, but I'm going surfing with Dad.
40:24You can come if you like.
40:25I'll pass on the sandy crack, if that's alright.
40:29I did try surfing once.
40:31It looked like I was rotting an ironing board.
40:33Well, we should do something soon, because I've actually got some news.
40:39Dad has asked me to go to Portugal with him.
40:42Two weeks in the Algarve of your pale skin, your burn-up on entry.
40:46No, no, it's for a year.
40:48Yeah, I'd have to take a sabbatical.
40:51How'd he take that when you told him no, then?
40:54Well, I actually just said yes.
40:57I'd have to tell Clark to make it official, but I'm going to do it.
41:03Right, well, let's get you home.