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00:27I, Serge-Emilien LaSante,
00:30being of unsound mind and haggard body,
00:33declare this my last will and testament.
00:36Though I have no worldly possessions to bequeath,
00:38that as I compose this letter on cardstock
00:41smuggled into the freedom camp within the anus of
00:45a rotund guard with colitis named Bert,
00:49I am reminded that I do have something to give you.
00:52The knowledge that I have seen each and every one of your assholes.
00:56Excuse me?
00:59It says what it says.
01:01Um, Butcher, I installed the toilet cam once purely for science.
01:05Long story.
01:06And it inadvertently captured yours.
01:08Huey and M.M., as we were bent over
01:10and searched for contraband in the camp,
01:13Annie, I accidentally walked in on you
01:15and Huey plumbing each other's depths,
01:17but you did not notice me.
01:18I am just gonna skip ahead.
01:20Yeah, if that's a good idea.
01:21Some refer to it as a mud dungeon chestnut balloon knot.
01:26Okay.
01:28All right, he drew sketches.
01:29This is mostly asshole related, but, um, okay, yeah,
01:32I think he's getting to his point.
01:33Um, we've been through so much together.
01:36The best and worst of times.
01:39And I've become closer to all of you than my own blood.
01:43So close that I've seen all your assholes.
01:47And that, to me, is a true mark of family.
01:50You are my family.
01:52I cannot know if I will have wiped my own slate clean enough
01:55to enter the kingdom of heaven.
01:56But fear not, I am at peace.
01:59Because for a moment, I knew heaven on earth.
02:03In your arms, Munker.
02:23Here's to the Mavericks.
02:25The Radicals.
02:27The Revolutionaries.
02:28Because the ones strong enough to change the world
02:31are the ones who usually do.
02:34Easter Sunday, 4 p.m., live from the White House.
02:38Homelander reboots the universe.
02:41Streaming on Thoughtbook, Thought 2.
02:49It's all right.
02:52I'm not here to hurt you.
02:54You mean like last time?
02:56Look at you.
02:57No harm done.
02:58How'd you find me?
02:59Crime analytics got wind of a young man
03:01flying outside Culverede.
03:05Tends to draw attention.
03:06I don't want your help.
03:09I know.
03:10You made that very clear.
03:12But you're also the son of God,
03:13and you should not be sleeping in a barn.
03:16You can have a whole floor of the tower.
03:18Do what you want with it.
03:19Come and go as you please.
03:20I don't want to be anywhere near you.
03:25Everything is different now.
03:27I've ascended.
03:29I'm immortal.
03:30Then why do you give a shit about what happens to me?
03:32Because we're family.
03:33We have the same blood pumping through our veins.
03:35Yeah, well you got your shitty racist dad.
03:37So you don't need me.
03:38The whole soldier boy doesn't matter.
03:40You and I.
03:43That's all that matters.
03:46I know you.
03:49Because I am you.
03:52And you're me.
03:59Dad.
04:07Get fucked.
04:10I am nothing like you.
04:13You were already the most powerful person on earth.
04:15And you were a lonely, miserable piece of fucking shit.
04:19Throwing tantrums when you think of what you want.
04:22Why the fuck would more power make you any better?
04:25It's just going to make you an even more lonely, miserable piece of shit.
04:31Scaring people into calling you God
04:35doesn't make you God.
04:40And deep down you know that.
04:48It's okay.
04:55You don't know what's going on.
04:58It's okay.
05:05But you will.
05:11She won't talk.
05:12Or she can't talk.
05:14I don't know.
05:15That girl's got a real, uh,
05:18I'm gonna rip your arm off and fist you with that energy.
05:19She's been through a lot.
05:22What's Sage saying?
05:24Is there any sign the experiments worked?
05:26Nope.
05:27Which means Frenchie died for nothing.
05:31Alright, when you get to where you're going,
05:33make sure you change that dress now.
05:35Okay.
05:35When are we leaving?
05:39That's a good question.
05:41I told you, we're not running.
05:42I'm not asking you to run.
05:44I'm asking you to save these people.
05:46Save them?
05:46From the guy who's hogged
05:47they were drooling to suck literally yesterday.
05:50I have a home leader.
05:51That's a weird dick.
05:52We can do more.
05:53We want to do more.
05:55Saving these people is the best any of us can do.
05:57Just get them to Canada,
05:59hook up with the rest of your team,
06:00and keep helping people one at a time.
06:02While you die on some suicide mission?
06:05Do you even have a plan?
06:06I mean, suicide versus Canada.
06:08Through a horse race.
06:09Am I right?
06:11Gotcha.
06:12Ernest o'clock.
06:13I'll fuck myself right out.
06:17When I joined the Seven,
06:19I was so excited to meet Queen Maeve.
06:23But,
06:25never meet your heroes.
06:27She was bitter,
06:28she was checked out,
06:29and she just,
06:30she gave away so many parts of herself,
06:32there was nothing left.
06:33And I was such an annoying little shit,
06:36just running around saying,
06:37there's always something worth fighting for.
06:41I swore to myself,
06:42I would never let that happen to me.
06:46But it did.
06:49not anymore.
06:52I'm not on a suicide trip.
06:54It's not a lost cause.
06:56It's not even about winning.
06:57It's,
06:59it's about keeping the light burning,
07:00as long as we fucking can.
07:05So thank you for being my annoying little shit.
07:13I don't know about never meet your heroes,
07:15by the way.
07:18It worked out okay for me.
07:40Happy anniversary,
07:41Mr. First,
07:42gentlemen.
07:44I had a custom made,
07:45from turbine grade titanium.
07:49The straps are reinforced ballistic Kevlar.
07:53No matter how much I defile you,
07:55this one will never explode.
07:59Baby,
08:01I lucked out when I arranged marrying you.
08:12You need more time?
08:13Ain't enough time in the world for that one.
08:15What's the problem?
08:17Oh,
08:17don't get me wrong,
08:18I am honored,
08:20rewriting Homelander's speech,
08:21heralding,
08:22the coming of our new lord.
08:25What?
08:26I guess I just didn't expect,
08:28so many people would,
08:29uh,
08:32doubt,
08:35Homelander's godhood.
08:37You still that 95 Chateau, Margot?
08:40The one you took from that pedo priest at Immaculate Conception?
08:43Mm-hmm.
08:44Let's crack it open.
08:45Great idea.
08:52Look,
08:53I know you're pissed at me,
08:54but I really need you right now.
08:56What is he thinking?
08:59If I press him,
09:00will he flip on Homelander?
09:03Oh,
09:03for fuck's sake,
09:05is this the eighth grade?
09:10So,
09:11all those people,
09:11who are gonna doubt,
09:13what if you did something about it?
09:15What do you mean?
09:17I think you know.
09:19No,
09:19I don't.
09:20Well?
09:31I just mean,
09:32how can we help Homelander
09:34make the world believe?
09:36I ponder that
09:38every day.
09:45yum.
09:49Yum.
10:00When I was a little girl,
10:01I had this dog,
10:02Peaches.
10:03She died.
10:03I was riding the school bus
10:05that ran her over.
10:07So messy.
10:10And I carried her collar with me
10:11for weeks.
10:12You know,
10:13anything to remind me
10:14of the pet I love so much.
10:16That's what you're doing,
10:17yeah?
10:19You let everyone think
10:20that you were the stray
10:21that Frenchie took you in
10:22when you know it was really
10:23the other way around.
10:25he was your pet.
10:27Your lap dog,
10:28really.
10:28Yeah,
10:29you strung him along,
10:30but you kept his leash tight
10:31because you loved using him.
10:33Oh,
10:33you got off
10:34on his devotion.
10:35And just when it looked like
10:37he might move on
10:38with someone else,
10:38he finally fucked him.
10:41Anything
10:42to keep him
10:43from being happy.
10:45When he would have done
10:46anything for you,
10:48even throw his life away.
10:55And you let him.
10:56You wanted him to do it.
11:11Oi,
11:12oi,
11:12easy does it.
11:13Listen to me.
11:14Soldier boy has to be
11:15fucking fuming
11:16for his blast to work,
11:17alright?
11:17I thought you might be the same
11:19so we spilt the pank.
11:19a bit of tea on you.
11:20And we're nothing personal,
11:21God's honest.
11:22Oh,
11:23now,
11:24forever.
11:25Farewell.
11:26Farewell to,
11:27the,
11:28the,
11:28what?
11:30Fuck you on about?
11:31Othello.
11:32I knew it by heart,
11:33but now it's,
11:34it's
11:35gone.
11:37My brain was so
11:39loud,
11:39and now
11:40it's
11:44It worked.
11:46I'm
11:46fucking
11:47stupid like you guys.
12:00Cool.
12:01Cool,
12:02cool.
12:03So,
12:04we're all getting pretty
12:05radiated right now,
12:06which is fun.
12:08What matters
12:09is Frenchie did it.
12:10It works.
12:12Yo,
12:12I did
12:14stuff,
12:14too.
12:15I mean,
12:16I knew you'd make a bloody good weapon,
12:17but never in my wildest.
12:18Then I think you'd be this good.
12:20So,
12:20what's the plan?
12:21Homelander's using Easter to announce he's God Almighty,
12:24so we know where he'll be and when.
12:25And if it's anything like that Vox Studio shit,
12:28as soon as he's done,
12:29he's sticking to stop police on America.
12:31And here's the people that are gonna die.
12:32So,
12:33just to state the obvious,
12:34we're talking about
12:34breaking into the White House?
12:37Yeah.
12:37And we have to assume
12:38Homelander knows we're coming.
12:39I got it.
12:39You wear disguises.
12:40You dress up like those soldiers
12:42with the furry hats.
12:45Shit.
12:46That's England.
12:48Ignore me.
12:48And how
12:49do we get in?
12:50Underground tunnel.
12:51The afterbooks one
12:53that JFK used to shake Maryland.
12:54We have to imagine
12:55the secret presidential fuck tunnels
12:57must be pretty secure.
12:58True,
12:58but I still got the blueprints
12:59from last year
13:00when we did protection for Singer.
13:01Every door cold,
13:03every entrance.
13:03Smart.
13:05So, how about it, you, Lonnie?
13:08One last go.
13:21I'll take that as a yes.
13:22Fuck no.
13:24Y'all are dumb
13:25as fucking shit.
13:27Homelander's gonna kill you
13:28and he'll find me.
13:30So,
13:30the rest of the time I got,
13:33I'm going to Harry Potter World
13:34in Orlando.
13:35Who's with me?
13:39Wands up, bitches.
13:40Sage out.
13:56I'm a disruptor.
13:57I disrupt.
13:59And I was thinking,
14:00why can't starlighters work
14:01in my factory
14:01as non-compensated employees?
14:04So,
14:05slaves?
14:06Homelander,
14:07glad you're here.
14:08I'd love to bend your ear
14:09about white fertility rates.
14:10Oh,
14:11why don't you wait for us
14:12in the garden?
14:13We just need a moment.
14:13Right this way.
14:16Who the fuck is that?
14:17Gunter Van Ellis.
14:18World's richest man.
14:20Seventeen children.
14:22Amateur astronaut.
14:23So?
14:23He represents a consortium
14:25of billionaires
14:25and they have a few requests.
14:27I don't have time for this.
14:28Well,
14:29they are the ruling class
14:30of America.
14:31To build your church
14:32will need their support.
14:38Is he a reliever?
14:39Or any of them?
14:41Or are they just scared of me?
14:43Even Thomas doubted.
14:44With enough time,
14:45the gentlest water
14:47can wear down any stone.
14:49Patience.
14:50Wherever you're going,
14:50get there faster.
14:51I believe we should
14:52consider postponing.
14:54Out of the question.
14:55You saw Butcher's lab.
14:56If he managed to figure out
14:57Soulja Boy's blast,
14:58if there were even
14:59the slightest chance
15:00that he might render you powerless.
15:02You think I'm afraid
15:03of William Butcher?
15:04No.
15:04No, of course not.
15:05Of course not.
15:06We've taken
15:07the necessary precautions.
15:08We've moved the venue here.
15:09We just don't want
15:10any distractions
15:10on your blessed day.
15:13And it will give me
15:14more time to do
15:15what I do best.
15:16Convert more souls
15:18to your righteous banner.
15:19Your eminence.
15:23Not now, Deep.
15:24Not your call,
15:24Prophet Muhammad.
15:25Look,
15:26you don't need
15:26the seven anymore.
15:27Genius move,
15:28as always,
15:28but I've been thinking
15:29what you do need
15:30is a crusader.
15:31Yeah,
15:32like one of those
15:32yoke knights
15:32from the olden days.
15:34Crack some skulls,
15:35lay down your holy law.
15:36Where did you learn
15:37about the crusades?
15:38Um, the Bible.
15:39Ever heard of it?
15:40It's not in the Bible.
15:41Uh, let me guess.
15:42Indiana Jones.
15:43What?
15:43No.
15:44Robin Hood,
15:45Prince of Thieves.
15:46That's not a documentary.
15:47No shit, Sherlock.
15:52What did you...
15:53He's an astronaut.
15:54I took him to space.
15:56Now,
15:56listen to me.
15:57I don't need anyone anymore.
15:59I don't need billionaires.
16:00Couldn't agree more, sir.
16:01And I don't need
16:01perverted fish fuckers
16:02who debase themselves
16:03endlessly
16:04for mere drops
16:05of my affection.
16:08So,
16:09what did you think of me?
16:09Since the day we met,
16:11I have never had less respect
16:15for anyone in my life.
16:17In fact, Kevin,
16:18the only reason
16:19that I haven't fucking killed you
16:22is that I want you to feel
16:24deep in your heart
16:26how truly worthless
16:28you really are.
16:35are the psychics in place?
16:36Nationwide.
16:37Good.
16:39The second
16:40the light broadcast
16:41is over,
16:42I want the wheat
16:43separated from the chaff.
16:44Those
16:44who don't accept
16:46my truth
16:46will be the first
16:48to burn
16:48in my holy fire.
16:51Smile, Father.
16:53one way or another
16:54it's going to be
16:55a beautiful day.
17:16That can be come.
17:19But you're wrong.
17:20You are not
17:21just a weapon.
17:25From the start,
17:26Frenchy
17:26saw who you were.
17:28And because he saw it,
17:30we saw it.
17:32Just because he's gone
17:33doesn't mean
17:34all that's gone too.
17:37All right.
17:38Should be a bit
17:39of a fucking love.
17:40Come on in.
18:01You know what would be
18:02super fucking helpful
18:03right now
18:03is if you would
18:04talk to me, bitch.
18:05What was that?
18:06Huh?
18:08Nothing.
18:09I'm just super psyched
18:11to hear your speech, babe.
18:12I'm sure you crushed it.
18:14We're live in five,
18:16four,
18:17three.
18:22My
18:24fellow
18:24Americans.
18:28Happy Easter.
18:29A day commemorating
18:31Jesus,
18:31who, as we all know,
18:33was tortured,
18:34stripped of his dignity,
18:35and killed.
18:36And that's all
18:37well and good.
18:38But
18:38you're Americans.
18:40You deserve a god
18:42who doesn't die.
18:43A god
18:44who fights back.
18:45A god
18:46you can believe in.
18:48Well,
18:49today
18:50I bring you
18:51good news.
18:53Recently
18:54I was visited
18:55by
18:55an exquisite
18:57angel
18:57bearing the gift
18:59of revelation.
19:01Ooh, yep.
19:02Smelled exactly
19:03how I thought
19:03a secret fuck tunnel
19:04would smell.
19:04As I bathed
19:05in her light,
19:07her heavenly lips
19:08spilled sweet truth
19:09into my ear,
19:10and I was awakened
19:12to my true purpose.
19:14Not just to be
19:15the world's
19:15greatest hero,
19:17but
19:17to save
19:18all humanity.
19:20To be
19:23the second
19:24coming.
19:27But in a way,
19:28really,
19:28I'm
19:29the first
19:30coming
19:31America.
19:34I am the Lord.
19:36Your savior.
19:40I am your god.
19:42And as such,
19:44I'm going to
19:44usher this world
19:45into a new
19:46golden dawn.
19:47An age in which
19:48your god moves
19:49among you.
19:50Seen and heard,
19:51your prayers
19:52are truly answered
19:53when you visit
19:54homelander.church.
19:55And all I ask for
19:57in return...
19:57Madam President,
19:58there is a threat
19:58on the building.
19:59A small group
19:59has infiltrated the tunnels.
20:01It's Butcher and his team.
20:03Don't worry.
20:03We're ready.
20:04Take her to the
20:05secure facility.
20:09Hang about.
20:11There wasn't no
20:12door here on
20:12them blueprints.
20:14No.
20:15That's new.
20:17What the fuck?
20:21Hey,
20:22Amy,
20:23Amy,
20:23what's going on?
20:24Fucking shit dog whistle.
20:40Fuck my fucking life.
20:45What was it?
21:03Hang on,
21:03okay?
21:07Right!
21:08Go right!
21:09Fucking finally,
21:10you judgmental cunt!
21:18Do you reflect
21:19your clips all day
21:19and get out of there!
21:37Homelander's in the
21:37Oval Office.
21:38Good.
21:38Lead the way.
21:39Fuck no.
21:40He would rip my tits
21:41out through my vag.
21:43But I'm sure
21:43you'll be fine.
21:45It's that way.
21:48Break a leg.
21:57Uh,
21:58left.
22:03Proud of you,
22:05bitch.
22:11Holy shit.
22:29You've been crying.
22:33No.
22:35Starlight.
22:36It was all a test.
22:37Yes.
22:38The universe is rewarding me
22:39for my loyalty,
22:40just like Sean Connery
22:41rewarded Cosmer
22:41at the end of
22:42Robin and Prince of Thieves.
22:43Sweet Jesus,
22:45you're a moron.
22:47I'm gonna kill you.
22:50Then Homelander
22:50will finally see.
22:52I got him.
22:54Keep going.
22:56I got him.
23:08I just want Butcher
23:09and the girl.
23:10the rest of you
23:11can go in peace.
23:15No, no, no.
23:15We don't have time.
23:16He has to get
23:17Kimiko to Homelander
23:17before he fucks off.
23:19I got this.
23:20Yeah,
23:20now you're gonna manage that.
23:22That
23:23is an Ansel IGS 300.
23:26I mean,
23:27you have your thing.
23:28I have mine.
23:30Oh.
23:35Boys.
23:37Come on.
23:37This way.
23:39This way.
23:42this shot is
23:44diabolical.
23:57Why are you doing this,
23:58huh?
23:58We're seeing your life
24:00for a man who wouldn't
24:00even piss on you
24:01if you were on fire.
24:02I'm his right-hand bro.
24:03He'll piss on me
24:04whenever I want.
24:05Listen,
24:06I know you're scared.
24:07I'm not scared as shit.
24:08Deep Kevin,
24:09I can see it in your eyes.
24:11Homelander terrifies you,
24:13but he sure as fuck
24:14doesn't respect you.
24:16Don't you want to be free of it?
24:18Of him?
24:20I fucking mouth of yours.
24:22This isn't about me.
24:23Of course it is!
24:25I used to have it all.
24:27I used to have it all.
24:28respect,
24:29top 50 star meter
24:30on IMDb Pro.
24:32But all the bads just started
24:33when you showed up.
24:34I lost everything!
24:36You made those fucked up choices.
24:38You ruined your own life.
24:39You're not a fucking baby.
24:41For once,
24:42take some responsibility
24:43for yourself.
24:46No!
24:52Fuck,
24:53there's no way out.
24:54What the fuck?
24:57Where's Butcher?
25:10I really need a new job.
25:13I simply ask
25:15that you open your hearts
25:16and put your faith
25:18in me.
25:19Those who accept my truth
25:20will be welcomed
25:21into a land of milk and honey,
25:23for I am your...
25:32I am...
25:37But no matter what I do,
25:39so many people
25:40will never accept me
25:41into your hearts.
25:43Never love me.
25:45Never believe in me.
25:48And to such heretics
25:50I offer,
25:51oblivion,
25:52and those who seem
25:53to destroy me.
25:54You will die
25:55the most horrible of deaths
25:57as befits your wickedness.
26:00My reign
26:01will last forever
26:02and when this world
26:03is cold
26:04and dead,
26:06I shall remain
26:06eternal
26:09god of the ashes.
26:18Evening, cunts.
26:22daddy song.
26:27William.
26:31I was starting to think
26:32you weren't going to hold up
26:33your end of our deal.
26:40Scotch the earth.
26:43shame about the French one.
26:46How's your little science experiment
26:48going without him?
26:51Let's find out.
26:55Ours.
27:20To be continued.
27:43Oh, my God.
27:59oh my god oh my god i'm so sorry
28:03stay away from me
28:09say her name
28:15i'm sorry
28:16oh
28:17Oh shit!
28:44Barsakan!
28:47No, no!
29:27You little piece of shit!
29:40Everyone dies starting with you!
29:53What the fuck are you waiting for now, goddammit?
30:07What is wrong?
30:23Why not?
30:24Why not?
30:33Why not?
30:34Why not?
30:35Why not?
30:36Why not?
31:00Why not?
31:01Why not?
31:07Why not?
31:09Why not?
31:12Why not?
31:24Why not?
31:50Oh, my God.
32:03Oh, my God.
32:36Oh, my God.
32:41Oh, my God.
32:57Oh, my God.
32:58Blood and fucking bone.
33:17This is a Frenchie.
33:20Oh, my God.
33:25Oh, my God.
33:32Oh, please, stop.
33:38You owe me all the times I could have killed you,
33:42and I didn't.
33:43I let you live.
33:45I'll give you fuck.
33:48I'll give you fuck.
33:50You can do whatever you want with it, okay?
33:53Okay, I'll...
33:55Hey, Becca, you want your wife back?
33:58I'll have your shapeshifter beat her.
34:02Just tell me.
34:04I'll fucking suck your dick, please.
34:06I'll do anything.
34:08You want me to eat shit, Ollie?
34:09You fucking shit.
34:10Oh, you fucking shit, Ollie, dude.
34:18That's when you promised me.
34:22It's not me.
34:24You can fucking do this.
34:26You can fucking do this.
34:29I am the homeland.
34:32No.
34:34No, you ain't nothing.
34:38And this...
34:40This is for my Becca.
34:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
34:53Not smoking unless...
35:00Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...
35:09That's what you eat.
35:11If that guy started,
35:11He tried.
35:11He did sombr curryコ what was my death.
35:12That guy…
35:12He died.
35:13He died.
35:14He died.
35:15He died.
35:19Hey, he died.
35:27Oh, my God.
35:58I got you, kid.
36:01Easy.
36:03All right?
36:07Just take it easy.
36:36Confirmed that the shocking footage out of the White House is legitimate.
36:40Homelander, the world's most prominent superhero, was killed today after proclaiming himself
36:45a so-called God.
36:46Oh, f***ing second.
36:48Oh, you f***ing s*** on my TV.
36:50And Homelander was deeply unwell.
36:52I would like to thank the brave men and women of the CIA who, on my direct orders, dealt
36:57with this terrifying threat to democracy.
37:00And to those of you speculating, I want to say no.
37:03I am not going to resign.
37:05I did absolutely nothing wrong.
37:07That was former President Ashley Barrett, who, by an unprecedented unanimous vote in Congress,
37:13was impeached this afternoon and immediately removed from office.
37:17So ends the scandal-plagued tenure of a mayor that's first female president.
37:22Here you go.
37:25My brother.
37:27Oh, nice one.
37:28Ooh.
37:29Can I try that?
37:31You did good today, kid.
37:32Here you go.
37:34I just wish Frenchy could have seen you.
37:39He did.
37:43Oh, it tastes like dirty cock.
37:47Is this so rich men can taste dirty cock?
37:48Oh.
38:03Listen, Mike, uh, there ain't nothing I can say to, to make this any easier.
38:13But you've done what you had to do.
38:15You've done the right thing, Ryan.
38:23Anyway, we can pull all this shite behind us now.
38:28We ain't got no powers no more.
38:30We're just ordinary blokes.
38:33We can find somewhere quiet.
38:36Start again.
38:37Just you, me, and Terra.
38:40I reckon your mum would like that.
38:45I know what my dad was.
38:48And it's better that he's gone.
38:52But you're not a good person either.
38:56I didn't choose you over him.
39:01I chose myself.
39:04I'm sorry, but I don't want a fresh start with you.
39:09I want this to be the end.
39:11I want this to be the end.
39:28Well, it's just you and me now, Terra.
39:38Terra?
39:38I want this to be the end.
39:38Oh, yeah.
39:53I want this to be the end.
39:58I want this to be the end.
40:01I want this to be the end.
40:32For too long,
40:33the worst behavior of superheroes has gone unchecked.
40:36If my months of imprisonment at Homelander's Hand has taught me anything,
40:40it's the need for a complete rethinking of our relationship with superheroes.
40:45That's why I've agreed to return to Vaught as its interim CEO.
40:49Motherfucker.
40:50A steady hand is just what our shareholders need in a time of crisis
40:54to start the process of rebuilding.
40:56I believe Vaught's greatest, most profitable days are ahead of it.
41:01It's time for Vaught to do some listening.
41:04Hey, Butcher, I...
41:19Sorry, buddy.
41:27Oh...
41:28Oh...
41:36Oh...
41:37Oh...
41:49Oh...
41:58I don't know.
42:33Traffic?
42:36Yeah.
42:38Accident on the bridge should have taken the tunnel.
42:40I thought you might try to stop me, but you should not come alone.
42:45You should have brought a fucking army.
42:47No.
42:48If you were going to release the virus, you would have done it already.
42:52Unless I'm waiting for all the suit cunts to clock in for the day shift.
42:58Not much point shooting spunk until that big fucking building now, is there?
43:04Okay.
43:05Well, now I kind of wish I brought an army.
43:10Where's the virus, Butcher?
43:13I dumped it in the sprinkler tank.
43:16Frenchie's idea.
43:19God rest the mad bastard.
43:22All I gotta do is pull this trigger, and it rains killjuice on all 99 floors.
43:29Shit will be worldwide within a couple of days.
43:31Why?
43:33I mean, we already won.
43:36Won?
43:37No, we just gave him a black eye.
43:40As long as there's fort, there'll be soups.
43:42And sooner or later, some cunt that's already out there becomes the next Homelander, and you fucking know it.
43:53We need to end the whole bloody notion of soups, and we need to make it permanent.
44:03I mean, you can see it, right?
44:09This is it.
44:10This is the moment.
44:12You dragged me through fucking hell for this, for now, to be your canary, or your Kessler, or Lenny.
44:28But here's the thing.
44:29You don't need me for that.
44:31You never did.
44:32It's already in you.
44:32I can see it.
44:34You might have a broken fucking heart, but you have one.
44:38You are not a monster, Butcher.
44:44It just hurts to be human.
44:49I'm sorry, mate.
44:55Superheroes are done.
45:05I can't let you do it.
45:07I can't let you do it.
45:08That's it, Yui.
45:10And his gun.
45:12Take some big bollocks to pull a trigger on a mate.
45:18I will if I have to.
45:22Nah.
45:23You ain't got them.
45:29Stay down.
45:37Get me out.
45:41I can't bite him.
45:48Get down.
45:51I can't grabs you.
46:43Sorry. I didn't want to do that. I'm going to call an ambulance, okay?
46:50I wouldn't bother.
46:55It's all right, Huey. I gave you no choice. I wasn't going to stop. All the blood inside
47:09I put you through. And none of it made a blind bit of difference. You stayed yourself.
47:22No matter what I've done. I don't know what to do.
47:35You don't need to do anything.
47:48You really are...
47:52I don't know what to do.
47:53It's better, Lenny.
48:19It's better, Lenny.
48:38If you were here, he'd probably give a shit for crying over him. But, I mean, he's dead. So, you
48:46know. Fuck him.
48:49I mean, he was nothing but flaws and bad choices. But he never gave up hope that he could stop
48:58Homelander. And then he actually did it. Love him or hate him.
49:05He made the world a safer place. Which makes him a hero. And I bet he's in hell right now.
49:14Flashing that smile. And kicking the fuck out of the devil.
49:25Yeah, that's it. I think it's good that he's next to my mom. It's where he always wanted to be.
49:47Bye.
50:02Yui.
50:06Let's go, Katie.
50:11Are we really about to go to a...
50:13Topless Steakhouse in Reno?
50:16Yes, we are.
50:19I promised.
50:22He would have liked us.
50:28Definitely.
50:50It's nine o'clock on a Saturday.
50:55A regular crowd shuffles in.
50:58There's an old man sitting next to me.
51:02There's an old man sitting next to me.
51:03Making love to his tonic and gin.
51:15He says,
51:16He says,
51:16He says,
51:20He says,
51:25He says,
51:31He says,
51:34He says.
51:34Sing us a song tonight
51:37Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
51:41And you've got us feeling all right
52:05Hello?
52:06Hugh Campbell, it's Bob Singer
52:07Uh, Mr. President, uh, hi
52:10Campbell, the nation owes you and your team a huge debt
52:14But I'm gonna skip all the dick tickling, all right?
52:17I certainly wouldn't want the president to tickle my dick, sir
52:20Vaught is a clusterfuck right now
52:23All those beat-up nutjobs they cooked up are running loose doing God knows what
52:27So we're putting the Bureau of Soup Affairs back on its feet
52:30We need someone to run it
52:32So what do you say, son?
52:33You'll be reporting directly to me
52:36That's...
52:37Wow, that's, uh...
52:39That's an honor, sir
52:40It's just, um...
52:42No thank you?
52:44No thank you?
52:45I really appreciate the offer
52:47It's just I actually have my own...
52:49Startup venture I'm working on
52:51Fucking private sector
52:53Offer stands if you change your mind
53:02Okay, I got you ginger beer, ginger candies, and saltines
53:10Saltines, give me the saltines
53:12So, what'd I miss?
53:15I puked, um, and then I had to pee
53:17But I got there a little bit too late
53:19And then I puked again
53:19And then my mom called
53:21And I assume that was the worst part
53:23She spent 30 minutes straight just bitching about us not getting married
53:26Look, we can go down to the courthouse right now
53:29If that's what you really want
53:30No, no I can't
53:31Because these are the only shoes that fit me
53:35Hey
53:36I would 100% marry you in those
53:44There's construction on the parkway
53:46Backup's gonna be a minute
53:47You feeling up to it?
53:49Yeah, but I'm not changing my shoes
53:58Take care of your mom, Robin
54:03Sing us a song
54:05You're the piano man
54:06Sing us a song tonight
54:09Well, we're all in the mood
54:12You're a melody
54:13And you've got us feeling alright