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B.a.y.l.e.n O.u.t L.o.u.d Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00Since then I've been on a journey to find ways to help my tics
00:05We are seven months out from the wedding and we have two different opinions sitting on this couch over here
00:09Colin, Colin is definitely stressed. Colin sucks a lot of
00:13Colin sucked Austin's, Colin sucked George Washington's, Colin sucked Colin's
00:17Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea, Tootsie's horny
00:21We've been engaged for over a year. Our wedding is literally right around the corner and
00:25That's seven months the corner would be like creeping up on two. We have a long time
00:29Well, we don't have anything to show for it besides choosing the venue. We don't have save the dates
00:34We don't have caterer. We don't have a dress. We don't have a suit. We don't have flowers. We don't
00:39have a cake
00:40We don't have a shirt. Okay, we've done zero
00:56You know what next time we go to an apple orchard make sure I wear my stilettos
00:59No, you're wearing stripper- Step on the wiener, squish the wiener. You're wearing stripper heels
01:04To an apple orchard
01:06You're wearing stripper heels
01:08I just wanted to dress cute for our three-year anniversary. That's all
01:12Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with that. There you go. Grab the bucket.
01:14Okay. I decided to go to the apple orchard on our first date and
01:18And Colin drove like three, two, how many hours? Almost two
01:24For me to be late. By an hour. I told him I'm still at home doing my hair
01:32Then you waited. You know this sweet man
01:35It's really cool though that this time we came here three years later. They have green apples
01:39Why did you wait?
01:44Like you were doing your hair now. I mean, there's no point. You just really liked me. I did
01:50Yeah, this one
01:51Put it in the bucket
01:54That's how you bruise it. I'm sorry
01:57I'm really happy right now
01:59This makes me really happy. We're talking about our first date. We're about to get married. It's been like so
02:04long
02:04We were just babies when we first started dating
02:07Like I was like super super nervous at first. I remember holding in my tics the entire time
02:12You were still ticking. I mean, I was still ticking
02:14But I held in a lot of my tics because I was like really nervous like this man's really cute
02:19Like I really really like him. I just started talking to him yesterday
02:24I was like I have to know how this works out. I have to
02:32Colin Colin ow Colin
02:37I hit my noggin so hard off the tree
02:43Oh man
02:44And fast forward we are three years in
02:47Three dogs in and seven months away from our wedding
02:54Bitch
02:55I am excited
02:56Dick
02:57Our bachelor bachelorette trip
03:01Why are the two of you having a joint bachelor bachelorette friend?
03:05Because we're best friends
03:08I feel like we chose to do a joint bachelor bachelorette trip
03:13Because a lot of our friends and our bridal party are kind of the same friends
03:17Trick or treat mother
03:19Squish the reenade
03:20Look at this baby one
03:22That's a tiny one
03:23I like tiny apples
03:24We settled on Asheville, North Carolina because we saw this cabin and like instantly fell in love with it
03:31It's absolutely perfect and we wanted a destination bachelor bachelorette trip
03:37However, we also know the reality is there'll be people that can't show up
03:40And that's how my friend did it
03:42They picked where the trip was and then the best man and the maid of honor planted the itinerary
03:48Have you heard anything at all from sammy?
03:51Nope, nothing not even a text
03:54Austin Austin never heard from her
03:57So my best man is austin and bayland's maid of honor is sammy
04:01We asked austin and sammy to coordinate with each other to
04:06Plan the trip
04:07However, sammy's immediate response to having the bachelor bachelorette party in asheville wasn't really the best response
04:15She basically said that it's a huge inconvenience for everybody
04:18And she shut down communication
04:20Probably immediately when we sent her a group text about the trip because I think that her mind was probably
04:27already made up
04:28yeah
04:30My dad's bald he is
04:33I know that she struggles with traveling because of her anxiety
04:36However, she hasn't even made it clear to us if she's coming or if she's not coming
04:41So we've had to create the itinerary for our own bachelor bachelorette trip
04:47I'm just really heartbroken because she's not only my maid of honor. She's my sister and my best friend
04:53And it would hurt if she's not there it would
04:57But my feet hurt and we got all the apples we need
05:00I'm glad we're going to my parents after this because I know that sammy hasn't been talking to me
05:06Or us, but I know she's been talking to my mom
05:09So I need to talk with my mom. I'm taking a shortcut
05:13What? Okay
05:15Sonalia
05:28What are you doing with all of these?
05:30I think I was going to randomly stand up 12 of them across the yard and just carve different figures
05:34We're doing
05:37The cross does look amazing is it completely finished?
05:40Oh, yeah, it's done done
05:41Like you put a coat of polyurethane and stuff on it
05:43It has some but I don't know how shiny they want
05:46So we've been back from our
05:48Life-changing adventure in london for about six to eight weeks now
05:51And the moment balen and colin asked me to help them with some projects on their wedding
05:56I was already in my mind building it on the plane back
05:59We would like your help with the wedding
06:03Just name it
06:04Like a cross for the ceremony
06:07This is al's element so it's this is a win-win for al
06:11But honestly since we've been back we have heard like nothing crickets in terms of wedding planning like nothing
06:19Oh my god, my feet hurt so bad
06:22These shoes are getting thrown out
06:23Hi, everyone
06:25You know what?
06:26Go to an orchard in four inch heels
06:28Do it
06:29I can't believe that's what you wore to the orchard
06:32I got you donuts
06:34Two dozen
06:36Got them for dad
06:37Oh, let me get one
06:39What's up with the new hairdo?
06:41Do you miss the curls?
06:42Absolutely not
06:43I do think this looks better on you
06:45Yeah, it does
06:46Yeah
06:46And like it has more pop so I can call myself like five three
06:51Oh my god, the cross looks so good in its glory
06:54Holy crap
06:54If it's not big enough your dad will make another one
06:58I'm in complete awe
07:00He's just so talented
07:01I have the best dad ever
07:04I just wish that our wedding planning could come together as easy as that cross did
07:10Yeah, there's a lot of things I want but we also haven't heard back from our wedding
07:13Planner we just need to get our vendors um
07:17Do you know who the who you want for vendors?
07:19Do you know who the
07:20Oh gosh
07:21No, like this is where we are we are nowhere
07:25To be only seven months away
07:27Concerned is an understatement because they don't truly understand the gravity of waiting until the last minute
07:34This is not a school project that you can procrastinate for so I know that she's like working on like
07:38three four or five different things
07:40But we just don't have an update
07:43Just sitting back and being a spectator is difficult but they wanted us to stay back so we're staying back
07:49and cut your path
07:52So now that we're on wedding topics me and colin have something to show you that involves the dogs for
07:57the wedding
07:58Okay, so let's get the dogs in the backyard and hey, it is a surprise for the dogs, too. Yeah,
08:04let's go
08:05boys
08:07We're worried about the dogs of all the things for the wedding
08:12That is number one on the list we're worried about the dogs all right
08:16I am so excited to reveal this to my family and to the dogs
08:21What the this idea may be corny to some people are you me me
08:27I absolutely love it. Little do they know what's coming
08:38We are looking for an outfit for the bachelor bachelor party. Oh, yeah, that's a no
08:45People are gonna break your heart over and over again in life. I know you didn't expect your sister to
08:49do it. Definitely not her
08:52It is her big life event and to not have your best friend by your side
08:59What what could be more hurtful really she's my only sister my only sister the only one I got
09:11Me and colin have something to show you that involves the dogs for the wedding
09:16All right
09:18What the
09:22She has a car a kid car for the dogs. Oh my lord the dogs are not driving me
09:29Are you me? You need help? Yeah
09:33These cute little pink cars will match perfectly with the dog's outfits
09:38I think the dogs look cute and fashionable. They're going down the aisle together in these. Yes
09:44So if you had to guess how do you think each of these dogs will do in the car terrible
09:49I think fluffy would do the best
09:51I do not think tootsie will stay and I don't think pumpkin will stay either
09:55I would put my whole life on fluffy
09:57It's fluff then toots in a hard second and then gilbert third
10:02Pumpkin I call him gilbert. Why do you call him gilbert?
10:04I don't know. He just looks like a gilbert. Okay moment of truth
10:09Guys guys. Oh my gosh. Totsie's like
10:12Totsie's gone. Keep driving. Fluff's in there
10:17He's the only flower girl. Look at Fluff. Fluff's doing good. Fluff bring me an apple
10:23Thank you. You want a race?
10:30I think with a little time and work put into this
10:35Oh, damn
10:37Okay, I take my words back
10:40Um overall the experiment it went
10:42Like if we could get a ramp for fluff I think she'd ride it
10:46Ride it over the ramp
10:48I think she would go for it but punky and toots are not staying in there
10:53It's not gonna happen. What an optimistic person I have sitting next to me. They're going down that aisle
11:02Okay, pie time
11:04All right
11:06I'm gonna take my shoes off. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, throw your dog stuff down. Okay. How many
11:11apples we have to peel?
11:13Fluff you're doing good
11:15I'm gonna get a cdl license fluff
11:18So we got it. Okay. I got a I have a recipe. Let's just get to work
11:25You know most stores have apple pies
11:29I mean, yeah, but I've come so far. It's not where I want it to be
11:32But it's where I've wanted it to be like since four years ago
11:35Like this peeler and I are about to get hands
11:38You're doing the job though
11:40I feel like you'd be better with a plastic knife
11:43Why don't I peel and you can cut
11:47We'll make the process a little bit quicker
11:51The kitchen has always been a place for me that has been filled with anxiety
11:55But my tics have gotten better and what I mean by that is just learning my body and learning how
12:01my tics
12:02Work in different environments. So to now be in the kitchen making things using tools using my hands like not
12:08being worried about my tics or scared about my tics
12:11like it's just like
12:13unimaginable
12:14Are you stressed about being so close to the actual wedding date?
12:20I'm just stressed over the fact that like there's just a lot of things that haven't happened or we haven't
12:24done yet
12:24And we're so close to the wedding. Yeah
12:26Like I know there's a lot that our wedding planner shannon has to do but shannon doesn't do
12:32Everything like shannon is not in yeah shannon is not in control of me getting my dress
12:36Maybe we could just do like a dome we could put this one on top. So are you confused as
12:41to
12:43Everybody else's like division of labor with with some of this wedding stuff?
12:47Like is that why you're a little bit slow to the go with giving us responsibilities or you're
12:50Sammy had a responsibility for the bachelor bachelorette party
12:54And it didn't end up working that way and we ended up creating our whole itinerary and now I don't
12:59even know if she's coming
13:03Me and Sammy are in a weird place. We've always had each other's back. So
13:09It's just not even about the party. It's about the fact that you are the maid of honor
13:12And that comes with duties and responsibilities, but there's also a lot of anger that I have
13:20With her not coming or not having an answer to coming
13:28It sounds to me like it's a lot of miscommunication and under communication from what i'm hearing from both of
13:35you
13:35Yeah, because you're in the middle and it sucks because it's like neither one of us want to talk to
13:39each other and figure it out
13:40I mean, I don't mind being in the middle, but it's
13:43You guys both have a little bit of a stubborn side. No
13:47Not us, but you have no you guys have no problem each individually letting me know
13:53What the issue is?
13:57That's not nice. I'm just kidding. No, I don't talk
14:01It's just the only thing is that it's just really upsetting for me
14:05But she's gotta have some upsetting things on her side too. And that's why i'm pinching you to
14:10I mean, I guess but just make a call and hear each other out
14:17I hate to put it on balen, but I really think it's balen that needs to extend the olive branch
14:22in this situation
14:24Because it is her big life event
14:28And to not have your best friend by your side
14:32What what could be more hurtful really?
14:34But if she continues to be stubborn about it, nothing is going to be accomplished
14:38People are going to break your heart over and over again in life. They are
14:43They are. I know you didn't expect your sister to do it. Definitely not her
14:47I know
14:48It sucks
14:49It sucks
14:51It's not just like it's like anything like this isn't like my birthday. I know
14:56But you could only make the right decision for you
14:58You can't yeah, all I know is that if she doesn't come i'm still gonna have fun with or without
15:04her. You should
15:06That's how mad i am like i'm so mad and i'm so upset like i just am
15:14She's my only sister my only sister the only one i got well make sure you say that to her
15:19in your conversation
15:21You see i'm not mad at you i'm just hurt i'm deeply hurt
15:35Oh
15:46You excited to go to your happy place oh it's your happy place that i'm going to i know this
15:50is like my super bowl
15:53It's pink everywhere holy crap
16:01Welcome in
16:03This is a shot glass we get all the girls shot glasses god damn
16:09Let me know if you guys are shopping for anything particular
16:11Can our bachelor bachelorette party oh so exciting yes i'm so excited that's so fun when's the big event this
16:19weekend
16:19Oh my goodness we got to prep you up yes that's why i walked in i'm like give me all
16:24this
16:24Oh
16:27After talking with my mom about sammy i realized that it really is very unfortunate and silly that me and
16:34sammy have not reached out to each other
16:37But also i just don't like confrontation i have this at home
16:41So i would rather avoid the conversation about it period and i just really want to have a good time
16:49Is that cute like it we are looking for an outfit for the bachelor bachelor party the theme is last
16:56rodeo and we picked it because i love that theme
16:59Look at it's got a little bow that's a good one to try on okay here you go all right
17:03thank you so much
17:04I have been taking my glp one for about two months because i gained 20 pounds for my medication
17:10And it's really um amazing for me and i love it and i've lost about six pounds
17:16We're trying on this one so i do want to have some fun today this one i'm ready to try
17:21on some dresses
17:25See look it's got a blue bow yeah oh i love this one they don't have shopping carts
17:31Who takes up the most space in the closet i don't i don't even get to use the closet
17:39What is that i don't know but i need it this is my
17:45You cannot you cannot look at me like that you are marrying this you knew this you knew this from
17:50the day we met
17:51I'm gonna go change all right sounds good
17:54But dazzle that dick dick
17:58Even in moments like this it's hard not to just like adore her oh god
18:04Life is never dull with her
18:07That is balls man we balls man we balls man god damn
18:14Tom you ready yep i'm ready
18:19Ooh
18:21Like that one yeah yeah okay typically the dresses that i love balen hates one you don't like it it's
18:29not
18:29The best do a twirl no i only really want to see balen in the tightest one what's wrong with
18:35it
18:35i'm gonna go back okay i mean i like cleavage okay
18:40Mm-hmm my parents are gonna lose their mind we're not 12.
18:47Here comes santa i'm sorry
18:50I mean what if we did a garter toss at the wedding your dad would have to sit there and
18:54watch me go underneath no okay i'm gonna be honest
18:58It looked like a backdrop
19:01We're not doing that well i'm just saying what if we did no what if we didn't it's fun it
19:06just doesn't flatter my body
19:07The way i wanted to so i'm gonna go back in and we pretend like i never came out in
19:12this
19:15Hold up wait i want to come out in this but i can't get it up past my um kneecaps
19:20Uh yeah that's a no them kids
19:30I really like that one
19:33That's great i'm glad you like it
19:36Thank you for bringing me here i really need this motivation do you think we can go to the gym
19:41Like every day maybe three times a day four times a day some
19:44Some because i i can't have people call me from balen to whaling okay can't can't do that
19:50Why are you reading comments
19:53When you put yourself out there on social media you kind of expect hate
19:57But to have comments about like your body it doesn't necessarily feel the greatest
20:04And i get a little bit down on myself
20:08Babe you look great
20:11That's number one
20:13I just wish that you know balen could see herself through
20:17My eyes and the way that i see her i mean she's the most beautiful woman that i've ever met
20:31You like the disco one i loved the disco one this is adorable
20:36And that's a must right oh my god i want to wear it home i want to wear it until
20:40the wedding
20:40Right yeah is everything all set for the trip
20:46Yeah other than sammy okay and i don't know who's gonna buy decorations i would say just reach out to
20:52My sister
20:54In all the years that i've known balen i really haven't seen a rift between balen and sammy to like
21:00This degree where the communication is just non-existent nothing's been addressed like they haven't talked
21:08Step on the wiener squish the wiener little baby wieners
21:13I try to be as protective of balen as i can
21:17But if sammy's not going to be able to make it to the party it's going to be really difficult
21:22for balen to get past this
21:24oh my goodness it's so cold
21:30I wish then i could have like planned the trip with you sammy what do you mean help you plan
21:35colin reached out three times i reached out
21:39Did she ever contact you and say hey i want you to plan my bachelor of dashboard
21:42No
21:43Get in touch with austin and figure it out
21:45No i would have crushed that i would have killed it
21:52This is where i shine shine love it yes i love it all the time time find me stay where
22:00the sun's bright bright
22:02How many hours is the drive to ashville it's like seven hours
22:11I'm so excited for this weekend i have so much arts and crafts planned i don't think you understand
22:16I need a screwdriver in my hand and an arts and craft in my other hand
22:20So you're building something and doing arts and crafts what do you mean building
22:24Screwdriver no a screwdriver like vodka and orange juice there you go
22:28I'm not drinking as much as you though so i'll actually remember the vacation
22:34Con is like a partier by heart
22:38I am definitely a lightweight
22:40Just remember fluff and the pink car and then you go and look at balen drunk they're the same
22:53What we're not going to be doing is all the things that go into this bachelorette party we're not doing
22:58that
22:58There'll be no little wieners no little straws we're not eating off a penis cake
23:03He didn't want to bedazzle a penis penis no
23:17It just sucks that sammy hasn't given us an answer if she's going to be there or not
23:22That's pretty
23:24Knowing that i haven't talked to sammy i think that it's safe to say that she's not coming on the
23:29bachelor bachelorette trip
23:30Which is obviously heartbreaking
23:34Get your cold cuts get your cold cuts get your cold cuts get your cold cuts
23:37Where'd that tick come from
23:39I don't know
23:40It's a it's a meme somewhere
23:43I'm googling it
23:46Oh
23:47Guess who texted me
23:49Sammy
23:50She wants me to call her
23:52I'm about to my pants
23:53I have so much anxiety
23:59Hello
24:00Hey
24:01Hey
24:03So what do you want to talk about
24:07I just can't i can't go
24:09Why there's there's no feasible way for me to go like there's there's none
24:16If i'm like this super special important part of like being your maid of honor
24:21I wish then I could have like planned the trip with you it would be a part of it like
24:25What do you say me?
24:26What do you mean help you plan?
24:28Colin reached out three times. I reached out
24:31I was a part of no part of that process nothing. I got a group text just like everybody else
24:38did
24:38Hey, this is where we're headed. This is what we're doing
24:41grabbing a bache the first day
24:44When baylen started planning her bachelor bachelorette party with colin she knew when she wanted it to be
24:49But they didn't even have a plan of where they were staying
24:53Until two weeks before and then all of a sudden it's a group text. Hey, we're going to asheville north
24:59carolina
25:00Here's a list of itinerary and things
25:02You guys had already bought that trip baylen you had already bought and paid for that bachelorette trip
25:08I thought she missed the n for nashville north like tennessee. No, asheville
25:14okay
25:16Um, let me look up an airport. Okay. There's no airport tours away. How the are people getting there?
25:22And she was like you just talk to everybody and figure out how they're getting there
25:27I'm glad that you picked this place together, but there's not a regional airport within three hours of that place
25:33baylen
25:34Because of my anxiety and ocd. I have a specific regimen for traveling. I only take one certain airline
25:40I sit in a specific seat. I only fly non-stop and if it's not on that regimen like I
25:48spiral
25:48None of my stuff lined up for it. I'm like, yeah, I'm not doing that
25:54I remember talking to you
25:56We're going to ashville north carolina. Yes, you reached out to us. Yes, because that's what i'm saying
26:01Because that's the bride and the groom's responsibility is to pick the trip
26:05No, it's not. I have never heard of the bride and the groom planning their own trip. They pick in
26:10my life
26:10They pick the trip. They just don't plan the trip
26:15You did both
26:17Yeah, because
26:17Sally when we came to you and said these are the things we want to do nothing was done
26:23Did she ever contact me and say okay, I want you to play my bachelorette bachelorette?
26:27No
26:28Get in touch with austin. No
26:31No
26:31If baylen had reached out to me as a priority
26:35And wanted to establish what she wanted to do for like her bachelorette party, you know
26:40Give me a general area what you want to do
26:43I would have crushed that I would have killed it
26:46There really was things that we reached out for help for
26:50But you're not going to turn this as like i'm a bad communicator
26:53No, it's both of us. The communication has been terrible
26:56It was poor planning too
26:58Like when you pick a trip that's so far away from somebody you can't expect everybody to go
27:03I'm not expecting everyone to go, but I was expecting my my best friend to come
27:09And it hurts so bad. It really does
27:24I
27:24Bye. I'm sorry. I love you. I love you. Bye
27:36Sucks
27:38I definitely have my play in this as well, but this is not going to be resolved before the party
27:45I'm just confused on
27:48On her reasoning on why what was her reasoning? I mean, it's not all her. It's it's both of us.
27:54It is the both of you
27:55but
27:57There was no attempt to plan it
28:00So like from the jump there was no attempt. It was like she already knew that she wasn't gonna go
28:27Holy crap look at all of the games. I'm so excited
28:35The house is so cool
28:39Oh, yeah, this is awesome
28:40Sammy and I are definitely gonna have to have a conversation after the weekend is done
28:45I'm gonna miss her but i'm not gonna let that stop me from having a good time with my other
28:48friends
28:50Thank goodness all these decorations were shipped to the house already. Did y'all get any details about this weekend?
28:55I just found out two days ago. Are Bailey to call in the communicator? No
29:01They're probably some of the worst communicators ever and I live in florida
29:07So when I got here, I was kind of just thrown into things. Oh
29:12Oh
29:16Wait, I love you guys
29:19This is so cute. There's someone's horse for the wedding
29:22This is the exact horse that he will be taking to the wedding
29:25Oh my god, wait
29:26How was the drive? How are you guys in the suitcase?
29:29Who the is this?
29:30That's yours
29:31This is our room
29:33The cabin, it's a pretty amazing place
29:36It has about 10 beds and there's food vault. I mean, there's just all kinds of stuff to do here
29:43Wait, you need your hat, Bailey. Oh my god. Y'all did everything. That's the cutest thing ever
29:48Put your hats on, men
29:50Yes, ma'am
29:51Wait, who's here?
29:53Hi!
29:55There you go
29:57Oh, I love it
30:00Oh my god, you're looking
30:02As you should
30:03What's going on?
30:04What's going on?
30:06So our bridal party is seven groomsmen and seven bridesmaids
30:12I have Bailyn's brother, Burke, two friends that I made in DC, AJ and Aiden, my friend, Ethan
30:19And then three guys that I met in the military, Walker, Mark, and Austin, who's my best man
30:24Hey, what's up, man?
30:28How's it going, man? How are you, man?
30:30How's it going, handsome guy?
30:31And my seven bridesmaids consist of my sister, Sammy, Colin's sister, Colleen, my high school friend, Kylie
30:38God damn
30:39My college friend, Kayla, and the friends I've made from DC, Eileen, Lila, and Kayla B
30:46Unfortunately, Mark, Lila, Aiden, and Kylie were unable to make it
30:51Oh, that's how we have it
30:52Hi!
30:53Oh my god, hi!
30:54I've got more decorations
30:56More?
30:57More!
30:58Hi!
30:58Hi!
30:59Thank you so much for ordering all of them
31:01Yes!
31:02They look so good
31:02I know, y'all did a great job
31:04Over the last couple of months, uh, there's been some questions about, like, what's gonna happen here?
31:09What's the theme?
31:10And then Baelin reached out to me and asked me to help her kind of communicate with the girls on
31:14themes and planning and decoration and kind of what we're gonna do for our side of things
31:20Well, since everybody's here, I think it is a shot o'clock, so let's take some shots
31:26Cheers!
31:27Cheers!
31:29Congrats, Baelin and Colin!
31:31Thank you!
31:51Oh my gosh, are you so excited?
31:54Hi!
31:56Hi!
31:56How are you?
31:57Thanks for coming!
31:58My brother, my brother, yeah, welcome!
32:00This is awesome!
32:02Hello, hello, welcome!
32:04you, bitch!
32:05Here they come!
32:06Three, two, one!
32:15I'm starving!
32:16I got my party dress on, there's a lot of room for hibachi in this dress
32:20And some shots, you can put some shots in there too
32:23Welcome to hibachi!
32:28Okay, make a fire brush for everybody!
32:30I don't know, don't cut things that we can!
32:32One, two, three!
32:34Woo!
32:36Fire!
32:37Woo!
32:39Woo!
32:40Peace!
32:41Peace!
32:42Okay, come on, boy!
32:43Good job, boy!
32:44Count!
32:45Yeah!
32:46Wow!
32:47Oh!
32:48Oh!
32:49Oh!
32:50One more sake for me, too much!
32:52Take a dick, Bo!
32:53What'd he say?
32:55Can he say it again?
32:58The girl say, take a dick, Bo!
33:02I'm sorry!
33:03So I have Tourette's Syndrome!
33:05What do you mean?
33:06Do you know what Tourette's Syndrome?
33:08Goddamn!
33:09Do you know what Tourette's Syndrome is?
33:10I don't know!
33:11I have involuntary motor and vocal sounds that I make.
33:16So I wasn't saying anything towards you.
33:18I'm just...
33:20Okay, so do you want to do the one T for cooking?
33:23You want me to come cook?
33:25Yeah!
33:26Do you want that?
33:26I can give a hand!
33:27Yay!
33:28I can give a hand!
33:29Do you want that?
33:30All right!
33:32Oh, he wants us to cook.
33:36I can't get too close to the hot flames because of my tics,
33:39so I hope this goes okay.
33:42Hey, I bet you got that.
33:44Oh, yeah, easy!
33:45That's fine, yeah.
33:46Easy!
33:46Yes, I think you have to do it.
33:48All right, you want it?
33:49Oh, smell you?
33:50Yeah!
33:51Yeah!
33:51Goddamn!
33:51Don't let him!
33:52You got it, baby!
33:58Get up in the air!
34:07I'm having the best time at Hibachi.
34:09Bo is so entertaining.
34:13Sake!
34:14Sake!
34:14Sake!
34:15Sake!
34:15Sake!
34:15Yay!
34:18Have you ever had sake before?
34:19Mm-mm.
34:20I've never had sake.
34:21Sake, sake.
34:22Sake.
34:22Sake.
34:23I've never...
34:24Sake.
34:24Never had sake before!
34:26There you go.
34:28Thank you!
34:28Thank you, Bo!
34:30My pleasure!
34:30Thank you!
34:31Welcome to Hapatsu!
34:32Yeah!
34:32Thank you, thank you, thank you.
34:34Dinner just finished.
34:35What's the plan for the rest of it?
34:36Shots!
34:36I'm doing crafts.
34:49It's time to bedazzle.
34:51I like this.
34:52We're gonna end with that.
34:55Thank you guys so much for being here and for bedazzling.
34:59Of course.
35:00I wouldn't have it any other way.
35:02Even though I do love every single girl that's here and I'm having a blast with them, I do wish
35:07Sammy was here.
35:09I truthfully believe from the bottom of my heart.
35:11She loves me deeply, but I just won't forget the fact that she was not there for me for my
35:18bachelor
35:18bachelorette trip.
35:20Hey, can I talk to you real quick?
35:22Uh, sure.
35:23My sister and I have, like, always been, like, really close.
35:26I know that I can count on her in any situation that I'm in.
35:29How's everything going?
35:31Um, I really wanted to talk to you about, like, Sammy and everything.
35:38Yeah.
35:39But can Balen count on Sammy the way that I can count on my sister?
35:44I would say no.
35:46You know, like, she's the maid of honor.
35:47Yeah.
35:48She's not here.
35:50And I see how much that affects Balen.
35:53As much as I have been trying to stay as neutral as possible,
35:58recently I've been finding myself more inclined to want to step in.
36:03Sammy didn't just drop the ball.
36:05Sammy never even picked it up.
36:07So my concern is that Sammy's not going to be able to
36:11fully uphold her duties as a maid of honor.
36:14Sure.
36:15As much as I try to stay out of sister drama,
36:19I think it's really gotten to the point where Balen needs to,
36:24she needs to make a change.
36:31Merry Christmas.
36:32Hey, baby.
36:33Merry Christmas.
36:34Police snobby dick off.
36:36Ho, ho, ho your ass back to the sleigh, you fat-ass bitch.
36:39Shut up!
36:40I didn't know you had that as a dick.
36:43I don't mind being...
36:45Are you okay?
36:46Yeah.
36:46I have Tourette Syndrome, stupid.
36:48You're bald, bald bitch.
36:50Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea.
36:52Colin!
36:52What kind of drinks do you guys usually drink?
36:54I like...
36:55Dick.
36:56Nope.
36:57I don't know.
36:58Colin's talking about having tits.
36:59The baby fever.
37:00The baby fever kick.
37:01I'm not even sure I can even get pregnant.
37:04They're just kind of here to get some answers.
37:06We should think about surgery sooner rather than later.
37:12The lead up to the wedding is just going to be crazy.
37:14Time is ticking.
37:16How is wedding penny going?
37:17Haven't picked out my dress.
37:18Oh.
37:19Do you see a groom?
37:21Can you look in the mirror?
37:21I would have never thought that I would be married at 25.
37:24You a blackjack dealer?
37:28Can you twerk in a dress?
37:30I don't know how to twerk.
37:32But I'm going to learn.
37:33You don't want to.
37:34No, you're not going to learn.
37:35Do you have to do it naked?
37:36I gotta go.
37:38I was thinking something more silky like that.
37:41I still have to approve every bridesmaid's dress.
37:45I do.
37:47It's kind of crazy.
37:48She called you a bartender.
37:49I'm not going to lie.
37:50Bitch.
37:51A lot is happening.
37:53A potential move.
37:54Our wedding.
37:55Colin's new job.
37:56We're going to buy a house instead of renting a house.
37:58That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
38:00You have no idea what you're getting into, bae.
38:03All I want is for you to just tell me your heart
38:05and where you stand.
38:07There are some things that need to change.
38:12So what are you suggesting?
38:16We have some very important news.
38:18What bomb's about to drop?
38:23We're six months out.
38:24But I'm having really bad second guesses about it.
38:27What the f**k, Baelin.
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