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Celebs Go Dating Season 15 Episode 11
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00:01Previously on Celebs Go Dating...
00:03Honey, you could do a lot of spunking in here.
00:07Six celebs hit the sunshine in search of love.
00:10I mean, there's nothing best on a good kiss.
00:12I don't know, a Nandoz and a Doomscroller are up there for me.
00:15They had one goal. Bag of beauty to bring back to Blighty.
00:19I would like to date Fan again.
00:22I would like to see you again.
00:24But two were left flying solo. Killeen and this absolute flanker.
00:28I probably need something slightly different.
00:31And on their return, a new celeb player joined the posse.
00:36Why are you here at the agency?
00:38Part of me is like, shall I add to my roster?
00:40You have a roster going. Everyone's got a roster.
00:42Speak for yourself, mate.
00:45And tonight...
00:46I have intercourse through my backside the entire time.
00:50PK gets a roasting from the PB.
00:52At best, it's immaturity. At worst, it's misogyny.
00:57And the PG goes all dizzy.
00:59My head's spinning a bit.
01:00You okay?
01:01I think I just need a bit of time to think.
01:04As our celebs...
01:05Where am I shaving?
01:06You're shaving the back.
01:07Right here?
01:08Yeah.
01:09Go!
01:09Bring that James Haskell sexiness to the date.
01:12Got that, guys.
01:13I should just go on a date with Tom. It'd be a lot easier.
01:15Dating!
01:16Do you want me to show you?
01:22Excuse me, sorry. It's a bit of crap.
01:32Welcome to Celebs Go Dating. A romantic sorting office for famous faces.
01:37And speaking of post, Tom is absolutely itching to show off his whopper of a package this morning.
01:44Oh, gosh!
01:45Oh, what?
01:46Well, we had a lot of mail today.
01:48But the very top one is addressed to you, darling.
01:52Hang on.
01:53Prezzies?
01:54Oh, my gosh.
01:55Well, you know.
01:55Well, I mean, I actually don't know what this is, so...
01:58As if you don't. I can hear it vibrating from here.
02:01Oh, bubble wrap. Goodness me, it's going to be something delicate.
02:04Oh!
02:05Oh, my goodness, you've got a qualification.
02:07It's my dominatrix certificate.
02:09Shouldn't it be leather-bound?
02:12Oh, darling. Oh, darling.
02:15Read it out, read it out, read it out.
02:16Hang on.
02:17It says, certificate of achievement.
02:20Dr. Tara has completed the dominatrix archetypes workshop.
02:25Signed by Mistress Damiana.
02:29Yeah, Mistress Damiana Chi, PhD.
02:32Whoa.
02:32Oh, my goodness, she has a whole temple for dominatrix.
02:35Yes, the Chi temple.
02:37So you're now a dom.
02:38I am now a qualified dom.
02:40My careers advisor at school never mentioned that as an option.
02:43Maybe this will be your temple.
02:45Oh, my... you're right.
02:46Well, we have three very handsome gentlemen
02:50who are about to enter your temple.
02:52Oh.
02:52Steven, James, and PK.
02:54You better get the spare gimp suits out of the loft, then, Tommy boy.
02:57You know, I have not yet met PK.
02:59Mmm.
03:00I would love to be able to spend some time with him.
03:02Well, you're going to have to wait, Paul.
03:04As the first submissive to get whipped into shape
03:07is a corduroy-clad pro-green.
03:09Looking every inch to the professor
03:11as he arrives to debrief the agents on his latest date.
03:15Hello, Steven.
03:27Come in.
03:29Hello.
03:30Oh, darling one.
03:32How you doing?
03:33I'm swell.
03:34How are you?
03:35Good, thank you.
03:36Oh, do sit down.
03:39Make yourself comfortable.
03:41You know, I was reading the newspaper yesterday,
03:44and you were my centrefold.
03:46Oh.
03:47Old school.
03:48Have you not heard of OnlyFans?
03:49A whole piece on your kitchen.
03:51What?
03:52Phil, I've spent more time in that room than I probably have in any other.
03:55Well, actually, you gave me some life tips,
03:57because you said you must always put your hob in the middle
04:02so that you can have intercourse over your hob.
04:06Ooh.
04:06Extract a fan on or off.
04:08Oh, yeah.
04:08Otherwise, you end up with your back to your guests while you're cooking.
04:11And mine is against the wall.
04:13Oh.
04:13And I have intercourse through my backside the entire time.
04:16Oh.
04:17Now, that's an episode of Come Dine With Me.
04:19I will be watching.
04:21Ooh.
04:23Hello?
04:24Hey, T.
04:25If you could send them up, please.
04:27All right.
04:27Bye, darling.
04:30They are ready.
04:32Off I go.
04:34Steven got off to a slow start with us in the agency,
04:37came alive in Tenerife,
04:39and now I wonder where we are.
04:42Yeah.
04:42He's a complex man.
04:43He is.
04:44And I think what's good is that we have created a safe space for him.
04:47Mm-hmm.
04:48We've been able to create trust across the board.
04:51And so now is probably the best time to push just a little bit.
04:56Mm-hmm.
04:56Yeah.
04:56I love pushing.
04:58And pulling, according to the DOM workshop examiner.
05:02Oh.
05:03I love it.
05:05Steven's Tenerife match Clara made quite the splash
05:08on their water park day.
05:09And despite some unusual chat from the professor...
05:12What have you learned from this experience so far?
05:15That I might be asexual.
05:16They decided to take the plunge on another date.
05:19Would you want to see me again?
05:20Yeah.
05:21Sweet.
05:23But with Clara shooting off on holiday,
05:25the agents threw Steven in at the deep end
05:27and sent him on a date with newbie Fiona.
05:30Do you know what I do?
05:31Funeral planning.
05:32God, it's so hard not to make bad jokes.
05:34I've been dying to ask you about your profession.
05:37Classic professor.
05:38But now Clara's back in the dating pool.
05:40Time to find out if Fiona's got legs.
05:43With Fiona, I didn't leave and feel energised.
05:48It just felt different.
05:49Yeah.
05:49I'm quite keen to learn.
05:50And it's like discovering, you know, what's mutual?
05:53What are our interests?
05:55What don't I know about that you know that I can learn with you?
05:58There needs to be mutual curiosity.
06:00Yeah.
06:01And then curiosity about other things, right?
06:03Because you can't just, you're not going to spend your whole relationship
06:05talking about yourselves like boring.
06:07I don't feel like there would have been another conversation.
06:10It's a shame that there wasn't a tiny bit of connection
06:13between Fiona and Steven.
06:14But the plus side is he can now focus all of his energy
06:17on his next date with Clara.
06:19So, you are going to meet Clara for your second date.
06:24Yes.
06:25So, I'm quite looking forward to having a second encounter with Clara
06:29because at least there's something to build on from.
06:32It's not just from the beginning again.
06:34Ah.
06:35Ah.
06:35It's just nice to be able to expand on a conversation
06:38where there is already some context.
06:40I think that's Steven's way of saying he's looking forward to it.
06:44It's really encouraging to see Steven speaking so positively about Clara.
06:48He seems quite eager to see her again.
06:50I just want to give him some homework to do during his date with her next time.
06:54I definitely want you to flirt, Steven.
06:58What?
06:59I want you to flirt.
07:00What now?
07:01I'm going to ask for you to do two things.
07:04Mm-hmm.
07:04Just for your flirting to be in the middle of not overt,
07:10but from covert and hard to read perhaps a bit to the middle.
07:14Okay.
07:15And two main things is prolonged eye contact.
07:18Well, that's not too hard.
07:20And then compliments.
07:21Ah.
07:22Based on personality or her sex appeal.
07:26The awkward nod of a man who doesn't know whether to cry or run for the hills.
07:31Challenge accepted.
07:31This is your opportunity to take risks.
07:34Okay.
07:34This is your opportunity to flirt big.
07:36This is your opportunity to say the vulnerable thing.
07:38This is your opportunity to do all of that.
07:41And why?
07:43So that you can learn to become better.
07:45Yeah.
07:46As a human being, as a future partner to someone.
07:48I'm listening, what you're saying, and I want to, you know, I want to improve.
07:54Also, like, Clara is gorgeous.
07:57Spicy personality.
07:59Interesting life experiences.
08:00I mean, you guys are going to have a fun time.
08:02Oh, yeah.
08:03I haven't seen him this excited since he had his kitchen worktops resurfaced.
08:06Well, thank you so much.
08:09Yeah.
08:11See ya.
08:12Bye.
08:12And, you know, what's interesting is when you're talking about overt, covert, for example,
08:16he picked that up immediately.
08:18And you can see that that's going to be playing out in his mind.
08:21Yeah.
08:21What is going to be overt?
08:23Oh, no.
08:25It's going to start rapping.
08:27But that would be...
08:28That would be hot.
08:31So as one romance rookie leaves, another one arrives.
08:34Coming in so hot, he doesn't even need a coat in spring.
08:37Although that sound he's making would indicate otherwise.
08:40Let's get ready to humble is PK Humble.
08:45Hello, celebrity dating agency.
08:47Hello, it's PK.
08:48Come in.
08:50Oi.
08:51Let's get ready to humble.
08:53Let's get ready to humble.
08:54Let's get ready to humble.
08:56Get ready to humble.
08:57Get ready to humble.
08:58Woo!
09:00Oh, PK.
09:02Oh, my God.
09:02Are you chilly?
09:03I forgot my jacket.
09:05Oh, darling.
09:06Can I grab you vigorous?
09:08Ah, it's cold.
09:09I'm freezing.
09:10Right in your latissimus door, Si.
09:13Hey!
09:14Have I created some friction?
09:15Yes, friction, friction.
09:17Anotomy, anotomy.
09:18I beg your pardon?
09:19I find you ticklesome.
09:21Ticklesome?
09:22Is that a word that you made up?
09:24What, like anotomy?
09:25I like to make up words.
09:26What are yours?
09:27Jinky, majinky.
09:29Tell me about jinky, majinky.
09:30It's just flair.
09:32You could put the majinky into your lady.
09:34Or maybe you just go for a lady that possesses majinky.
09:38I look for a lady that possesses all the majinky.
09:41And I hope she brings the kinky to the majinky.
09:44I think I'm going to be sick in the sinky if this carries on.
09:47Oh.
09:48T!
09:49Do you have PK there?
09:51Yes.
09:52Excellent.
09:52Yeah, we're ready.
09:54Thanks, babe.
09:55Farewell.
09:57Class dismissed!
09:58You ready to properly meet PK?
10:00I'm ready to.
10:02I'm ready to.
10:02I've heard quite a bit.
10:04Why do I get the impression it's about to be D-Day for PK?
10:09Come on in.
10:12Hello, hello, hello.
10:13Hello.
10:14Hey.
10:14I'm already concerned about PK's attitude towards dating and women.
10:19Today, he'll really need to explain himself.
10:21Hey, man.
10:22How you doing?
10:22I just hope that his maturity is much higher than his reputation suggests.
10:27I've been hearing a lot about you.
10:29Well, bad or good things?
10:30Let's blank slate it.
10:32Mmm.
10:33Right?
10:33How about you just tell me about you so I can hear it from you?
10:40I think I'm one of the good guys, but in a bad suit.
10:44Okay.
10:45Well, you're talking to the right man about that.
10:47I just like to misbehave, but there's a lot of good in me.
10:51Talk Paul through the roster.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Yeah, so I've got a roster of over, I'd say, probably 20 girls.
10:58Okay.
10:59Everyone is just a phone call away.
11:02Phone call away from sex.
11:04Yeah.
11:04And I also heard that you cheated quite a bit on one of your exes.
11:11Yeah.
11:12Okay.
11:13This behavior from PK is unacceptable.
11:15He needs to stop this.
11:17It's 2026 and he cannot continue to treat women as a commodity.
11:21He has a responsibility as an influencer to young people.
11:25So I need to find out if this is what he actually thinks and if so, he needs to stop
11:29it.
11:30Part of me thinks, are you saying this for effect?
11:33Like, are you just saying it to say it?
11:35Right?
11:36The other part says, is this really your life?
11:40So which one is it?
11:42It's a bit of both.
11:44It's a bit of both.
11:44Okay.
11:45So this is the thing.
11:46There's a performative nature to you that we can see already.
11:50Right?
11:50And this is the problem that you have to keep in mind is that there's a lot of, especially
11:56young boys, young men who watch you and who emulate what they think that you're doing.
12:04My oldest is 15.
12:06My youngest is 12.
12:07And so just as I am trying to raise them up to be Kings, right?
12:13You could be raising them up to be Jokers.
12:15Whoa.
12:16That's got to hurt.
12:17A direct Brunson hit straight in the Jinky Majinkies.
12:30Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating, where notorious over-thinker Steven is en route to his first
12:35second date with Clara.
12:38It's almost more difficult coming back to see Clara having already seen her than it is
12:42walking into a situation where I haven't met the person.
12:45Er, that's not what you told the agent.
12:47It feels like there's more pressure on it and I don't know why.
12:50It's all coming from me.
12:51Relax, Professor.
12:52You got this.
12:53So, yeah, I don't know.
12:55I don't know.
12:55I don't know.
12:56I don't know.
12:56I don't know.
12:56Well, I'm glad to see all that second date confidence oozing out of you, Steve.
13:03Back arriving at the agency, a man with more confidence and white t-shirts than the Fonz,
13:09its retired rugby royalty and self-proclaimed superstar DJ, James Haskell, arriving for his
13:14latest date debrief.
13:18Hello, celebrity dating agency.
13:20Hi, it's James.
13:21Come in, James.
13:22Sweet.
13:23As a nut.
13:24Daddy cool.
13:27Daddy, daddy cool.
13:31Come in.
13:34Oh, you.
13:36You.
13:37Look, we've both done bombers.
13:39You've got a bloody spin-proc on my legs as too sore.
13:41How are you?
13:42What's one like?
13:42It's like the ballroom scene from Beauty and the Beast.
13:45Oh, how I love gentle giant James.
13:48A walking oxymoron.
13:50On the one hand, a hulking rugby player.
13:54On the other, a gentle DJ with a big glittery finger.
13:59Oh, look at my nails.
14:01But you know they match my toenails?
14:03Do they?
14:03Yeah.
14:04If you do not know this, I always paint my toenails.
14:06May I see?
14:06Of course you can.
14:07I've only done three.
14:08I don't need to nestle in.
14:10Oh, I see.
14:11They're nice, aren't they?
14:12Oh, they're iridescent.
14:14I thought they were just silver.
14:16No, no, no.
14:16They've got real sparkles.
14:17Oh, you've got a whole rainbow in there.
14:20Yeah.
14:20I only did three fingers.
14:21This one was DJing.
14:22I think if you go full, in my mind, the kind of rationale was that three fingers is okay.
14:26If you stop doing all your hands, it's kind of probably a bit more.
14:29Yeah, no-one wants a full fist, especially not with hands that size.
14:33Meanwhile, back upstairs, PK is being forced to eat humble pie after being on the receiving
14:38end of a Brunson burn for his behaviour towards women, including his notorious roster.
14:43So, all the stuff about the women, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
14:47Like, at best, quite honestly, that talk, at best, is immaturity.
14:52At worst, it's misogyny.
14:55And that's a space that you don't want to go down.
14:57Now, what you were doing, is that respectful?
15:02I wouldn't say it's entirely disrespectful, because everyone's entitled to their own decision.
15:09Yes and no.
15:11If you treat women as disposable options, that is misogyny.
15:19I'm not a bad guy.
15:21Like, I don't want them to feel like I'm a bad guy.
15:23So, I feel like it's time for me to come clean and tell them the truth about my roster.
15:29Christ, it's bigger than we thought.
15:31Where's my abacus?
15:32The roster's not 20.
15:35Okay.
15:36It's like, I wouldn't say it's a roster, roster, but it's nowhere near 20.
15:41That's fair.
15:42That's a step.
15:43Yeah, definitely.
15:44That's definitely a step.
15:44Yeah, yeah, we're chipping away.
15:46At 28, 29, you are now becoming a man.
15:50And the question is, is what kind of man do you want to be?
15:53So, this is such an important journey for you.
15:56Yeah.
15:57Fair?
15:58Very fair.
16:00It's great to hear that PK has a softer and more humble side.
16:04But we need to make sure that he takes this into his dates.
16:07And this is something that he's not just telling us, but what he actually believes.
16:10I want to hear about this date.
16:12I think she had a great time.
16:13Humble by name, not so by nature.
16:17PK's debut date was with hairdresser Inez.
16:19And any first date nerves were brushed off pretty quickly.
16:22It's like, right now, if you meet me and you feel like I'm the most amazing thing,
16:26you should just kiss me.
16:27Like, why would you wait?
16:28Oh, okay.
16:29And despite a barrage of bullshit...
16:31I could call my mum right now and tell my mum I think I've found the love of my life.
16:35He somehow managed to pull a second date invite out of his minky-majinky box of magic.
16:40It's been great.
16:41It's been amazing.
16:42Would you like to see me again?
16:44Definitely.
16:47How did you leave the date?
16:49It's not that I weren't feeling it.
16:50I wasn't too sure if there was, like, that spark.
16:54What?
16:55You looked like you needed a fucking fire extinguisher at one point.
16:58But then I might just be looking too deep into things.
17:03So it sounds like Inez is possibly for a second date.
17:06We want you to go on second dates if you feel as if you would like to get to know
17:12that person.
17:12Yeah.
17:13But that being said, we do have another date for you.
17:16Christ, what are you doing to the man, Paul?
17:18As long as it's all done authentically and respectfully, you can date many people at the same time.
17:23We have no problem with that.
17:25OK, well, this lovely lady...
17:28Look at your face.
17:29PK, she's a sheep farmer from Belfast.
17:31Yes.
17:32Sheep farmer.
17:33Yes.
17:34Christ!
17:34Is that what sheep farmers in Belfast wear?
17:36I might move to Belfast.
17:38They'll become a sheep.
17:39She's an Aquarius.
17:40She likes beards and guys who match her vibe.
17:42She hates emotionally unavailable men.
17:45I'll leave it out.
17:47Cutting me off from emotions is the only thing that gets me through.
17:49You best go get your wellies on.
17:51Yes, indeed.
17:52And we'll see you.
17:53Sir.
17:54Thank you very much.
17:55This was good.
17:56Really good.
17:57Appreciate it.
17:58Really good to see you.
18:00Take care.
18:01Enjoy your date.
18:04A different person just showed up.
18:09I'm really happy it went that way.
18:11So as the agents successfully penetrate PK's f-boy facade...
18:24Fledgling flirter Stephen has arrived for his second date with Clara.
18:28The first time I met Clara, it felt pretty easy.
18:31There was a really good back and forth, no awkward silences.
18:34I'm interested to see how well it flows this time.
18:37Well, if the chat dries up, you can always show her a photo of your kitchen island.
18:40You're gonna reach out when you need a hold of your hand.
18:44On our first date, we were pretty much half-naked, which I have to say is a first for me
18:48on a first date.
18:49Normally, I do like to show up with my clothes on.
18:51So I'm looking forward to a date where I don't have to get half-naked.
18:54I think...
18:56Well, maybe not.
18:57I don't know.
18:57Hold on, wait.
18:58But...
18:59Nice!
19:00That is exactly the level of textbook flunter that the agents won from Steve-O.
19:05The agents are quite keen for me to pay more compliments, and it's weird.
19:09As soon as they suggest that, I get in my head and go, oh, God, that's awkward.
19:12It just feels cringe.
19:13I feel like if I say anything that's complimentary now, it's just owing to them having told me
19:17to and...
19:18I want to invert the thought of it.
19:21Stephen, you've just got to stop thinking, mate.
19:24Come on, put your big boy pants on and have a flirt.
19:27Let's go.
19:27You got this.
19:29Reach out, reach out.
19:31Hi.
19:32Hi.
19:32How are you?
19:33Yeah, good, thank you.
19:33How are you?
19:34Good to see you.
19:34Nice to see you too.
19:38It's all right.
19:39Don't pull it out when I sit down.
19:41So I land on the floor.
19:43Very chivalrous.
19:44Good start, Steve.
19:45Um, how have you been?
19:46I got norovirus.
19:48Oh, fuck's sake.
19:50Which was interesting.
19:52Oh, and I got an electric shock.
19:54Then trod on a rake and slipped on a banana skin.
19:56Like, I plugged my phone in, it wasn't charging.
19:58I touched the socket and got an actual, like, roo-roo-rah.
20:01And then it was one of the scariest things that has ever...
20:03She didn't laugh.
20:04It was, um, yeah, electrifying.
20:07I don't know, but...
20:07Well done.
20:09If women could get erections, she's just lost hers.
20:12Come on, Stephen.
20:13Stop with the dad jokes.
20:14You've had some other dates.
20:15How have they been?
20:16Um, I went on a date with a lovely lady called Fiona.
20:21It was really gentle, but there was nothing there beyond that.
20:24But every piece of feedback that I've had is that he could have been more flirty
20:28or could have flirted at all.
20:30I'm like, we're sat across from a table.
20:32It's like, how do you...
20:32I don't think I've ever consciously flirted with someone.
20:35I have no idea what that looks like.
20:37We know you like analysing things.
20:39If you were going to do more obvious flirting, what would you do?
20:43You look gorgeous today.
20:44Okay.
20:45Sounds like you're my gay best friend.
20:50See?
20:51That's why I don't do it.
20:52He's only just sat down and he's already flattered his way into a friendzoning.
20:56Back to the drawing board, Professor.
21:02Back at the agency, Anna and Dr T have summoned James with the giant reach upstairs to hear
21:07all about his last date with Meghan.
21:09I mean, he's come a long way.
21:10Yeah, I'm hoping that Meghan was the positive date for him.
21:13Yeah.
21:13Or did he tank completely?
21:15And get slapped on the wrist?
21:17Maybe.
21:18Anything can happen.
21:19Slap on the face?
21:20I mean, maybe.
21:21He might be into that.
21:22If anyone can take it, it's James Haskell.
21:24And if anyone can give it, it's Dom Tara.
21:27Karen!
21:29Hello!
21:31James!
21:33On James' date with Meghan, she opened herself up like a treasure chest.
21:37I did have a bit of a rocky childhood.
21:41We were on Supernanny.
21:42How bad were you?
21:44I bit her.
21:45I hit her.
21:46I called her a bitch.
21:47The face of a man working out where he can source a Supernanny costume at 8pm.
21:51And he wasted no time in teaching his naughty date a lesson in kissing.
21:56Smolcher, smolcher.
21:58I'll catch up with you soon, all right?
22:00Have a nice night. Get home safe.
22:01See you soon.
22:03How are we feeling?
22:04Yeah, it's good.
22:05I think Meghan was probably the best date, the first date I've had.
22:08Really?
22:08Very much attracted to her.
22:10Enjoyed her company.
22:11But I came away and I was like,
22:12do I think that this might lead on to a longer-term thing?
22:16And I was a bit honest with myself, so probably not.
22:18You could have told her that, mate.
22:19Now go on.
22:21Go on the naughty step.
22:22Ooh.
22:23Interesting.
22:24I didn't feel, through the conversation,
22:25there was that real spark that would kick into a relationship.
22:29I'm in this process to find someone for a serious relationship.
22:33It is good to analyse, to see how you go on,
22:36but also to remember that a first date is a first date.
22:40Yeah.
22:40It feels like you've kind of come to a solution based on one date.
22:44Yes.
22:45And it's typically the second, third date,
22:47so we start to find out a lot more.
22:48I mean, I'll be honest, my husband, my now husband, you know,
22:53I would never have imagined that I was going to marry him,
22:55you know, in the first couple of dates I'd had with him.
22:57That's what Lou tells me every day,
23:00although with a bit more despair and a touch more regret.
23:02But she's locked in.
23:04Don't stop.
23:06Don't stop.
23:06Don't stop.
23:07Meanwhile, after his flirty foul earlier,
23:10time to check in with Stephen,
23:11where we're all hoping that his chat-up game
23:13isn't still as shocking as his faulty phone charger.
23:16So, obviously, this is our second date,
23:19and I guess we've, like, discussed quite a lot of things.
23:24Do you think that we're compatible?
23:27I enjoy talking to you, and...
23:30Anything but an immediate yes is going to sound like a no.
23:34I know friend is such a dangerous word.
23:36Oh, God, someone stop him.
23:38Given that my want to approach anything in the future is slowly,
23:43would I like to end up in a happy and committed relationship?
23:47Absolutely.
23:48Am I ready for that immediately?
23:51No.
23:52That's going to take time.
23:53But I think that offers an opportunity if someone has the patience.
23:57Potentially.
23:59Is that a question? Sorry.
24:00I don't know. Maybe, yeah.
24:02I'm not sure, but I think he might have asked her out,
24:04but in the least romantic way possible,
24:06whilst also asking her a question he doesn't understand.
24:09Potential compatibility, tick.
24:10And for there to be some potential alignment
24:13has created a feeling of a load of undue pressure
24:17and my head is spinning.
24:18My idea of, like, the perfect relationship
24:21would be, like, someone who I can talk to,
24:24like I can talk to my best friend.
24:26That is a requirement for me going forwards.
24:28I need to have that friendship.
24:29But is that where therein lies a danger?
24:33Of putting someone in the friend zone.
24:37Or ending up in it.
24:38Yeah.
24:39I guess so.
24:40But then, I suppose if someone's for you,
24:43then they're for you, right?
24:43Like, if it's going to work out, it's going to work out.
24:45So, do we, I mean, does that mean that there is compatibility,
24:47do you think?
24:51I guess so, yeah.
24:55Err, everything okay, Stephen?
24:58Stephen?
25:01Erm, my head's spinning a bit.
25:03You've just worked out you're compatible.
25:05That's a good thing, isn't it?
25:06Are you dizzy?
25:07Is it me?
25:08You've completely...
25:09You've completely dizzyed me.
25:14What's going on?
25:16Maybe he's still got the norovirus.
25:19Cos he looks like he's just shit himself.
25:21Aw.
25:31Welcome back to Celebs Go Dating,
25:33where over-analyser Stephen's head's just been spun
25:36by the prospect of Clara quite liking him.
25:40This has made me have to think about stuff.
25:43Yeah.
25:43You're great and that's why I'm spinning.
25:45Do you know what?
25:46It's the first time I've had to really consider anything.
25:50I came into this just thinking it would all just be fun
25:53and thought that I was quite clear on my position
25:58and what I was available for and what I wasn't.
26:06It's hard, isn't it?
26:07I obviously knew that we got along
26:10and I'm here to put myself out there,
26:14but talking about potential compatibility
26:16and maybe there being some has made things a bit realer
26:19than they were previously
26:21and now my head is in a bit of a spin.
26:25Okay.
26:26Okay.
26:27So there's all this, like,
26:28it just feels all of a sudden more pressured and scary.
26:32Okay.
26:33You know, I want to be honest
26:35in that I think I just need a bit of time to think.
26:39You're okay?
26:40Yeah, I think so.
26:41Yeah.
26:41That was quite difficult to say.
26:43It's okay.
26:45Um...
26:45Now there's a chat in me.
26:48Okay.
26:51Thank you for being a child.
26:52And my wife's...
26:54Look, I'm just up.
26:55Okay?
26:56See you.
26:57Bye.
26:58See ya.
26:59Hang about, where's he going?
27:00Talk about an emotional mic drop.
27:03Not even paid the bill.
27:07Clara's wicked.
27:08The moment almost that, you know,
27:10we said, yeah, there's some alignment.
27:11It was just like, oh, God, that's really big.
27:13I've got to make a decision on that now.
27:15My head's spinning a bit and I need...
27:16I need some time to think
27:18so I can understand what's going on.
27:19Cause now there's a change in me.
27:23Um, it's not how I thought today was going to end,
27:25but Steven said to me that he was feeling quite emotionally overwhelmed
27:29and that he kind of needs some time to think about things.
27:33I feel confused.
27:34I feel anxious.
27:36It just brought up so much that I can't even really decipher.
27:39And that made me feel incredibly conflicted about whether or not
27:43I could honestly continue given where I find myself.
27:46And I think I need to get back to the agency and have a proper, proper talk.
27:51Everybody feels it sometimes.
27:57Well, back at the agency after deciding not to see Megan again,
28:01the agents already have another date lined up for Jimbo.
28:05Take a look at your next date.
28:07This is Dottie.
28:10Dottie is a personal trainer from London.
28:12She's 33, 5'7".
28:15She's so pretty.
28:15Like muscles, wit and ambition.
28:18I mean, when people say muscles, wit and ambition,
28:21I immediately say James Haskell.
28:22I immediately say, no need to be so formal.
28:24Just call me Rob.
28:25Yes.
28:26I love that.
28:27I mean, I'm excited.
28:28She's an absolute belter, isn't she?
28:30Yeah.
28:30She's really lovely.
28:31We're going to manifest amazing things, romantic feelings and fire.
28:35Yeah.
28:36Yes.
28:36Bring that James Haskell sexiness to the date.
28:39I've got that, girls.
28:39There it is.
28:40All right, well.
28:41See you later, ladies.
28:42Thanks for coming in.
28:43Ciao.
28:44See you later.
28:45Ciao.
28:46So, James heads off to meet his Hottie Dottie, but not before a quick ta-ra with Tommy.
28:53Goodbye, darling.
28:55Farewell, my love.
28:56See you later.
28:57Bisou.
28:57Oh, catch that.
28:58Hit up later.
28:59See you later.
29:00Get a run, fellas.
29:03I should just go on a date with Tom.
29:04It'd be a lot easier.
29:05Not if you let him cook for you, it wouldn't.
29:07I'm excited about Dottie, though.
29:09Oh, my gosh.
29:09This is going to go well.
29:10This is going to be stellar feedback.
29:13This is it.
29:13And I reckon we're in second, maybe even third date territory.
29:16The one.
29:17Calm down, guys.
29:18Old muscles, wit and ambition bollocks has barely even left the agency.
29:21No, you can't keep it coming down.
29:23No, you can't keep it coming down.
29:25No, you can't keep it coming down.
29:25No, you can't keep it coming down.
29:26Across town, lurching around a corner, it's a pretty in pink potsy and he's dressed for
29:30the occasion as he prepares to get his claws into a blind date at a crab restaurant.
29:35Of course he is.
29:36I'm excited for a blind date.
29:38Or am I?
29:39Would I rather have seen him?
29:42Nah, fuck it.
29:43I love a surprise.
29:43Good, because this one looks less mystery date and more special forces.
29:47Say hello to Anthony.
29:48I'm feeling a bit nervous about my date with David today.
29:51I've not been on a date for about three years.
29:53So my mum's made me come out and go on a date today because she's sick of me.
29:58Yeah, maybe don't open with that, aunt.
30:00I hope he's fit.
30:02Tall, sexy, older, daddy vibes.
30:05Let's see.
30:06Yeah, I'd probably go more squatty vibes, but I'm sure I'll let you call him daddy if you ask nicely.
30:20If you're going to be sick, David, now is not a good time.
30:24Hi, are you OK?
30:25Nice to meet you.
30:25Hi, nice to meet you.
30:26I'm David.
30:27Oh, good to meet you.
30:27Are you OK?
30:28Yes.
30:28How are you?
30:29I'm all right, just got a little bit wet.
30:30Things are going well, early doors.
30:33I like your shirt.
30:33Thank you, it's very jazzy.
30:35It's my lucky shirt.
30:36Oh, is it?
30:37Yeah.
30:37OK.
30:38What does it normally bring you?
30:39Luck, you fucking idiot.
30:41Well, boys.
30:42Oh, does it?
30:43OK.
30:44His mum washed it especially for him.
30:46Bless you.
30:46OK, I like it.
30:46So I'm going in Vegas.
30:47I'm a massive Kylie Minogue fan.
30:49Right, OK.
30:49So I went to Vegas to the residency to see her there.
30:52Nice.
30:53And then I saw this while I was there and thought...
30:55And you thought that's a bit of me.
30:56A little purchase.
30:56Yeah.
30:57Yes.
30:57Treat yourselves.
30:58Yes.
30:59How old are you, Anthony?
31:00I am 49.
31:02Anthony is super sexy and I love an older man.
31:07This is getting off to a very good start.
31:09So what's your usual type then, like, aesthetically?
31:13Er...
31:13I don't...
31:14I haven't got a type in a better person.
31:15OK.
31:16OK.
31:16It's an energy.
31:18Definitely an energy.
31:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:19I get that.
31:19I think I'm a bit of a romantic as well, to be honest with you.
31:22Because I've spent my life watching, like, Bridget Jones and Four Weddings.
31:27So I'm like...
31:27I really believe, like, that love story, Happy Ever End.
31:31Yeah.
31:31The pretty woman thing.
31:33Yes.
31:33I want that.
31:35Do you want to be Richard Gere, though, or Julia Roberts?
31:37Richard Gere.
31:37Oh, fantastic.
31:38Do you want to be Julia Roberts?
31:40Of course I do, with that long hair.
31:41Mmm, would I want to be a handsome multi-millionaire or a sex worker?
31:45Tricky.
31:47Meanwhile, across London, PK is on his way to see his pretty woman, Sheet Shearer Ellen.
31:53Fingers crossed he's on his best behaviour after receiving a dressing down from Paul earlier.
31:58The agents have told me I need to change my ways.
32:01However, we've got a long journey, so I hope everyone got toothbrushes, spare pants.
32:07I've gone commando just in case.
32:09Why?
32:10Your jinky-ma-jinkies need air in, do they?
32:12Quick.
32:13Access.
32:15You know?
32:16Christ, he hasn't known a thing, has he?
32:18Let's hope your date can keep you in check.
32:20So I've come to London to help me find Marge.
32:24Do they not have butter alternatives over there?
32:27Where I'm from, these boys are emotionally unavailable, or they're just unavailable, full stop.
32:33Oh, marriage, not Marge.
32:35Soz!
32:38Hello.
32:38Hello.
32:38Hello, hello, hello.
32:40Hiya.
32:40You all right?
32:41PK.
32:41Nice to meet you.
32:42Nice to meet you.
32:43Alan?
32:44Oh, Alan.
32:45Yeah, of course.
32:45You smell nice.
32:47So do you.
32:48Oh, do I, yeah?
32:49Yeah.
32:49You just come straight from Ireland today?
32:51Yeah.
32:52Damn.
32:52And then what, are you going back to Ireland tomorrow?
32:54Mm-hmm.
32:55Back end of the farm life tomorrow.
32:57So what is that until?
32:59Like a sheep farmer.
33:01So like what?
33:02Like cut there?
33:03Like, no, no.
33:03Like, llamin.
33:05Laman season.
33:06What's that?
33:07Like the llama?
33:08Like all the wee baby sheep.
33:08Like the ones with the long neck?
33:10Strap in, folks.
33:12No, no, no, no.
33:12Just the sheep, but like you call the baby sheep lambs.
33:15Oh, lamb, like lamb.
33:17Yeah.
33:17You see, that's...
33:18It's the accent.
33:19Yeah, there's a bit of a language barrier here.
33:21You can say that again.
33:22She's had better conversations with the sheep.
33:24Ooh, she's looking real fire.
33:26But the sound that's coming out of her mouth...
33:29I need a lot of subtitles right now.
33:32I'm struggling to keep up.
33:33Can someone download Duolingo for him?
33:36So like, what do you do when you're farming that?
33:39Are you like...
33:40I'm there, like, I'm covered from head to toe and muck.
33:43And shit?
33:45Between muck and shit, yeah.
33:47Like all day?
33:48So like, you come home smelling of shit?
33:50Yeah.
33:51But you get everything short and then you're good, go.
33:54What, like a full valet?
33:55Full MOT.
33:57So that means your bath must have, like, the shit stains and...
34:00Oh, PK.
34:02Anyone for the mushroom pate to start?
34:06Back at the shack, looks like the crab's about to arrive,
34:09which David's hoping will get Anthony's juices flowing.
34:12Ah, lovely.
34:13Nothing says romance quite like dinner served in an evidence bag.
34:17Get stuck in, boys.
34:20Ah.
34:20Enjoy, guys.
34:21Jesus Christ.
34:23Where the hell have they sent me?
34:26I'm really gonna have to try here.
34:29Right, David, get flirty, get sexy,
34:32because I'm peeling fucking fish with a sick bowl next to me.
34:36Well, at least you're rubbed up and fully protected, mate.
34:39Oh, my God, there's a full-on claw in my face.
34:41Have you seen that?
34:41I just got a whip of it as well.
34:42Let's give it a go.
34:43Oh, yeah.
34:44Yeah.
34:44Right.
34:45Right.
34:46Bit fishy.
34:46Do you wanna try some?
34:47Yeah, give me a little bit.
34:48Thank you so much.
34:50Oh.
34:52What?
34:54I'm not a fishy person.
34:56I'm not a fishy person.
34:57Perfect.
34:58I like tuna, I like fish fingers.
34:59No, I can't even do that.
35:01I'm just gonna have some of that sausage, though.
35:03Sausage might be all right.
35:04Stick to what you know, eh, fellas?
35:07Oh, that's right.
35:10Oh, yeah, that's all right.
35:11I'm actually quite shocked to myself for trying that.
35:13Well done.
35:14Oh.
35:14Trying new things.
35:16My new thing for the New Year is, like, say yes to everything.
35:18OK.
35:19I said yes to this, you know.
35:20Oh, wow.
35:21Oh, thank you.
35:21That's nice, yeah.
35:23Yeah, charity work.
35:24That's what you were doing.
35:25Careful, Anthony.
35:26You'll have your sausage under that claw armour if you're not careful.
35:32Meanwhile, back across town after being left fishing for an interpreter,
35:36can PK catch any kind of rapport with Ellen?
35:40So, what's your hobbies?
35:42What do you like to do?
35:43I like playing football.
35:45Yeah.
35:45I saw there's, like, um...
35:47What's it called?
35:48Um...
35:48Garlic football?
35:49I beg your pardon?
35:51Is it garlic football?
35:52I don't think it is.
35:52Yeah.
35:53They've got the post.
35:55You've never seen it?
35:56No.
35:56It's only an island as well.
35:57No.
35:58Gaelic.
35:59Yeah.
35:59Yeah.
36:01Do you know that our town actually won the world tournament last year?
36:05Your time, like the...
36:06My town.
36:08Like the...
36:08Like the herb time.
36:10Jesus.
36:10Does anyone know the accent setting for Google Translate?
36:13No, no, the one like a tournament.
36:15When you're saying your town, is it like T-H?
36:19No, T-O-W-N.
36:21Oh!
36:22That one!
36:23I know what you're talking about.
36:24You know what?
36:25The accent's strong.
36:26It's thick.
36:27Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
36:29However, the language of love has no boundaries.
36:32And what...
36:33What do you like to do in your spare time?
36:35Pilates, princess.
36:36Is it?
36:37Mm-hmm.
36:38Yeah.
36:38I can tell.
36:39I can...
36:39I can tell.
36:40Is the body given T?
36:41I can't really see, unless you want to show me again, like...
36:44Steady on, PK.
36:47Let me see.
36:48Let me see.
36:48Let me see.
36:49How's that newfound respect for women going for you?
36:51Do you want an OOTD?
36:53A 12?
36:53Yeah, so...
36:55Do you like it?
36:55Oh, yeah.
36:56And a 12 and a 12?
36:58Ooh!
36:59Wow!
37:00Do you like that?
37:01Yeah, I do like that.
37:02I do like that.
37:03You're gonna get me in trouble, you know.
37:05Depends if you get your roster out.
37:06I'm a good girl.
37:07You're a good girl?
37:09Yeah.
37:09I don't like good girls, though.
37:11You don't like good girls?
37:11Do you like barb girls?
37:13I like...
37:13Well, maybe I might be barb for you, then.
37:15Ooh!
37:18Music to my ears.
37:20That's not music, PK.
37:21That's the sound of Paul C. Brunson sharpening his shears.
37:26Ah!
37:26I knew that!
37:36It's been my night found in control.
37:40Welcome back to Celebs Go Day In,
37:42where after struggling to overcome the accent barrier,
37:45PK is slowly warming to sheep-shearing Ellen,
37:47and is keen to dive deeper into the use of her mother tongue.
37:53How do you use we in a sentence?
37:55Would you like a wee biscuit?
37:57I like a wee kiss.
37:58Yeah.
37:59Would you like a wee kiss?
38:00Would you like to go for a wee kiss?
38:01Would you like to go for a wee kiss?
38:03Yeah.
38:03Are you asking me?
38:06Ellen's putting it on me.
38:08I'm feeling it.
38:09But I have to resist the urge.
38:11I have to take a touch.
38:12I have to slow it down.
38:14I can't give you everything on the blade.
38:17No.
38:17Cos then you'll never come back.
38:18You'll never see London again.
38:21Are you going to come to my farm?
38:23Crikey, no mucking about.
38:24I'm not going to come to your farm.
38:25Yeah.
38:26If you want me to.
38:27I would love to see you.
38:28Show me, show me.
38:29So how do I like...
38:30What do you say?
38:31Shave a sheep.
38:32So you have to...
38:33The sheep have to be in the pain of your legs.
38:36She didn't bring it with her, mate.
38:39Do you want to be the sheep?
38:41Ha ha!
38:43Baaah!
38:43Can you baaah?
38:45Baaah!
38:46Baaah!
38:46Baaah!
38:47I think he'll do whatever the hell you want him to do right now, Ellen.
38:50Oh, you can be the sheep and I...
38:53And then you can talk me through it.
38:55You want me to be the sheep?
38:56Oh, Jesus.
38:57It's okay, Table 2.
38:58She's just getting sheared.
38:59I have to be like this.
39:01You have to be like...
39:02The sheep's here, right?
39:03Yeah.
39:03Are you all right there?
39:04Yeah, I'm all right.
39:05Are you enjoying the view?
39:06Oh, yeah, yeah.
39:06Loving the view.
39:07What is going on?
39:08I hope it ain't lambing season.
39:10You're going to shave him.
39:11Where am I shaving the...
39:13Where am I?
39:14Where am I shaving?
39:15You're shaving the back.
39:16Right here?
39:16Yeah.
39:17And then you're going along the legs.
39:19Okay.
39:19This isn't how they demonstrated sheep shearing on spring watch.
39:23And then you're going to go underneath the stomach.
39:25Okay.
39:27And then back out.
39:28All right.
39:29And then that's it?
39:30Yeah.
39:31I think you'd do well at that.
39:32Yeah, I can tell.
39:33Yeah, although ideally, he won't get a semi when it comes to real sheep.
39:37I want to be a farmer.
39:38Something tells me you might saw yourself when Paul finds out about this date, PK.
39:44Back at the cleaner end of the dating spectrum, in the metaphorical sense at least,
39:48Mucky Pops, David and Anthony are still tucking into each other's fishy bits.
39:53My dog's a little French bulldog, a little grey one.
39:55What's your dog called?
39:56Bear.
39:57Bear.
39:58He's the love of my life.
40:00I've even got a tattoo on my leg of him because I love him that much.
40:03Have you?
40:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:03Let me see.
40:04Do you want me to show you?
40:05It involves me pulling my pants down, though.
40:07Oh, my God.
40:08Bit forward for a first date, Ant.
40:10Do whatever you need to do.
40:11No complaints from the Pops, though.
40:13That's my dog, though.
40:15I'm in a captain's hat.
40:17Like a Napoleon outfit.
40:18Aww.
40:19I'm surprised you noticed a dog in front of that bulge.
40:22Kylie Minogue.
40:23You love Kylie, don't you?
40:24Yeah.
40:24Obsessed with Kylie Minogue.
40:26Yeah.
40:26Nice.
40:27She's like the love of my life.
40:28What about Bear?
40:29So I'm competing with your dog, Ant, Kylie.
40:31I hope he's left enough room between Kylie and the dog for me.
40:35I really like Anthony, but I don't know, does he like me?
40:40The geezer's just whipped his trousers off to show you his little grey Frenchie.
40:44Read the run, Potsy.
40:50Back with PK, who thankfully appears to have stopped shaving his date's undercarriage in favour of, hopefully, some more restrained
40:57conversation.
40:57I like to have my breakfast in bed.
41:00I'll make you bed for some bed.
41:02Well, that lasted long.
41:03Yeah.
41:04I'm down for that.
41:05Breakfast in bed.
41:06I'm a good cook.
41:07Oh, yeah?
41:08I cook the best when I'm naked.
41:13Christ, where's this headed?
41:15Other than her hotel.
41:21Ready to go?
41:22Yeah.
41:22Come on, let's go.
41:29Ellen's a lovely girl.
41:30The sexual chemistry was there when I was sharing her.
41:34PK, stay with us, mate.
41:36I had some bad thoughts.
41:37God, this isn't looking good.
41:38I wanted to go crazy, but I keep hearing the voices in my head.
41:42I keep hearing the agents telling me, you know what?
41:44I've got to be different so I can actually find love this time.
41:48Yeah.
41:48I love that.
41:49I'm going to behave myself.
41:50Yeah.
41:51Even though I don't want to.
41:52No.
41:53Yes, PK, progress at last.
41:55Paul, you can cancel the Hitman.
41:57That's given husband.
41:58Husband vibes.
41:59Yeah, husband vibes.
42:01And I'm going to be a good boy.
42:02Aw.
42:02And hopefully I see you soon.
42:04Yeah.
42:05Take care.
42:05It was nice to meet you.
42:06Nice to meet you too.
42:07Bye, beautiful.
42:08Bye.
42:10The flirtiness that was going on on that date was given a lot of sexual tension.
42:15So I was expecting the pack.
42:17But here, he's a good boy and we're left with a hug.
42:20So I'm not complaining.
42:21That newfound respect's paying off already, PK.
42:24On a normal day, I probably would have just given nine inches of paradise.
42:28But I'm changing my ways.
42:31Jesus.
42:31The last time I offered Lou nine inches of paradise, she said to me, I'm not having sex with you
42:35three times in a row.
42:38Back at the crab shack, Potsy's become hooked on Anthony.
42:42But he's somehow unable to read the room that he might fancy him back.
42:46Oh, I'm having a really good time.
42:48Oh, no, me too.
42:50Yes.
42:51To the northerners.
42:52Yes.
42:53You're so lovely.
42:54You're my first northern date.
42:55Really?
42:56Is that the universal greeting for anyone not for Watford?
42:58Do you do that a lot?
42:59Yeah, that's my thing, isn't it?
43:00Is that flexing the guns?
43:02You're trying.
43:02Okay, fair.
43:03Trying, trying.
43:04We like the flex.
43:05Thank you, I've had a really nice time.
43:06It's really nice.
43:07Yes.
43:07I feel like we get on really well.
43:08Yeah, I do, yeah.
43:10I have had a really good time with Anthony.
43:12We've been laughing non-stop and the vibes have been brilliant.
43:16But I'm slightly concerned that we're going to leave this date as mates.
43:20I really need to turn my flirt on.
43:23You give me role play vibes.
43:25Really?
43:25Do you do role play?
43:26Yeah.
43:26I knew it.
43:29I knew it.
43:30Go on, what do you like to do?
43:32I've never done role play.
43:33Have you not?
43:34Never.
43:34No, because you can do like office worker and worker.
43:37Okay.
43:37Get you over there on the photocopier and all that type of stuff.
43:40And do you want to be the assistant or the manager?
43:42Manager.
43:43Okay, fair.
43:44Dominant.
43:44Do you want to be the assistant?
43:45One of you is going to have to be the photocopier repairman by the sounds of it.
43:48I'm happy to be an assistant.
43:51Are you quite forward?
43:53Or would you say quite reserved?
43:54I'm quite like...
43:54Do you like someone else to take the lead?
43:56I'd like someone to take the lead.
43:57No wonder this has been so painful.
44:00Oh, do you?
44:00Yeah.
44:00With regards to anything like someone kissing me or something, I'd want someone to do it.
44:05Oh, okay.
44:06What, you?
44:07Here we go.
44:07Now's your big chance, Davey.
44:10Probably want someone to take the lead.
44:13Oh, Christ.
44:14We're going to be here all day.
44:22Do you want to?
44:24Yeah.
44:24Yeah.
44:25Oh, thank fuck for that.
44:26Who said romance was dead?
44:29Get in, Patsy.
44:31Not even the fishy fumes are putting them off.
44:34That's so lovely.
44:35Oh!
44:36That was easy.
44:38Fantastic.
44:38Go get them shots, yeah.
44:40I've got red now.
44:42It's the crabby's coming out in there.
44:44Not crabs.
44:46It's crabs.
44:46Yeah, don't tell him you've got crabs.
44:47No, no, no.
44:48Oh!
44:49One of them just bite you?
44:50Come on, David, put it together.
44:52Are we going on another date?
44:53Do you want to?
44:54I'd like to.
44:55Yeah.
44:56Yeah, okay.
44:56Yeah, for sure.
44:57I'd like to spend more time when we can get to know you more, definitely.
45:00This is definitely my best date so far.
45:03Sexy, daddy vibes, few cheeky kisses.
45:08You're welcome.
45:09I instigated it.
45:11Did you bollocks?
45:12Did I instigate it, actually?
45:13I can't remember.
45:14No.
45:14No, he instigated it.
45:15Oh, shit.
45:16Come on, we're off.
45:17I couldn't have asked for a better night.
45:19It just was a really, really nice time.
45:21Really nice energy.
45:22I've had a fantastic time.
45:23Have a great time.
45:24Thank you so much.
45:25It's been lovely.
45:25Yes.
45:25It's been amazing.
45:26Give us a snorkel.
45:30Thank you for the lovely night.
45:31Shall we get another tequila?
45:32Yeah, let's go get another tequila.
45:34Come on.
45:35Really good day.
45:36I'm like the milkman.
45:38Always deliver.
45:43Excuse me.
45:44Sorry, it's a bit of crab.
45:46It's coming back up my throat.
45:47I think I've swallowed some shell.
45:49I think I could be in A&E.
45:50Well, let's hope they do.
45:52Happy hour at the local hospital, then.
45:53Have fun.
45:54Tomorrow night!
45:55Get in there with your titty tassels.
45:56Shimmy, shimmy.
45:59Lucinda pours her heart out.
46:01I know.
46:02I know.
46:03It's okay.
46:04Let it out.
46:05Before sticking her nose in.
46:07We'll have a smell.
46:11As our celebs.
46:12They're like, I want to fill my finger with a big fat ring.
46:17Go!
46:17There's a couple of people that I think we've got in common.
46:20They didn't bring in the best life.
46:21Did they not?
46:22Couldn't I just stay at home and punish myself in the face?
46:24Dating!
46:25No!
46:27Dating, you bastard!
46:29Come on!
46:29Come on!
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