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Off Campus - Episode 4
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00:06Did you just say, you want me to give you a...
00:12Orgasm?
00:12Yeah.
00:13God, why is it so hard for boys to say orgasm?
00:16It's not hard for me to say orgasm.
00:17I can say orgasm.
00:19Orgasm.
00:20See?
00:21Just, are you still drunk?
00:23Okay.
00:23Yeah.
00:24Let's do this.
00:25Uh, I'm gonna tell you something really heavy, and you're gonna want to dwell on it, but
00:32you shouldn't.
00:33I'm just telling you the bad stuff so that you can understand my request.
00:38Okay?
00:39It's just a means to an end.
00:41Okay?
00:43A means to an end.
00:46Got it.
00:49I was raped.
00:53Wow.
00:54Okay.
00:54There's really no way to make that seem less heavy than it is.
00:58Uh...
00:58It happened in high school.
01:00I was drugged at a party.
01:02That's why I don't like drinking in public.
01:04Oh, shit.
01:04Uh, no, no.
01:05See, what you're doing right now is dwelling.
01:07And I need you to just breeze past this part, okay?
01:09Focus up.
01:10Graham, are you breezing?
01:11Uh, yeah.
01:12I'm breezing.
01:14I'm breezing.
01:15I...
01:15I had a lovely therapist.
01:17Her name was Carol.
01:18She had these mismatched mugs and a really extensive tea collection.
01:22Uh...
01:24She helped me understand that the rape doesn't define me.
01:28Even though I firmly put this behind me, I still can't seem to, you know, orgasm with
01:35a guy.
01:35I mean, on my own, sure.
01:37Fine.
01:37Fireworks.
01:38But, uh, yeah, not with someone else.
01:41Um, and things are going really well with Justin.
01:46He texted me saying that his roommates will be gone later.
01:49Um, and we all know what that means.
01:52I-I'm just really nervous about hooking up with him.
01:56I wanna be ready.
01:57So, I was thinking if I can finish with someone, you know, lower stakes first.
02:03Lower stakes?
02:04A friend.
02:05That I'd feel more prepared for Justin.
02:09So...
02:12Yeah.
02:12Wow.
02:13What do you think?
02:18Uh...
02:19Wow.
02:19Okay.
02:20Yeah.
02:20That was a lot.
02:21Sorry.
02:22Um...
02:22I'm kinda out of practice telling people about this.
02:25No one at Briar knows.
02:28Not even Allie?
02:30Just you.
02:33Wow.
02:34Yeah.
02:36Look.
02:38I promise that I have worked so hard to move past this.
02:42Okay?
02:42I'm not fragile.
02:43I don't need your pity.
02:44I don't need you to be my therapist.
02:46I just need you to do this one last thing for me.
02:49Okay?
02:50A thing you have done for many, many, many, many women.
02:55You know, it's just...
02:56It means to an end.
02:59Exactly.
03:00Okay.
03:01I'll do it.
03:04Really?
03:06You will?
03:06Of course.
03:08You're my friend and you need me.
03:17Did you mean now?
03:19No, no.
03:20Not now.
03:21I have class.
03:23Uh...
03:24Um...
03:25Uh...
03:26Later?
03:27Tonight?
03:29Tonight it is.
03:43I don't understand.
03:45Sweet, sweet talk.
03:47Can I just be the first to say how thrilled we are that you decided to pledge Sigtel?
03:51We welcome you to our brotherhood.
03:53Sweet talk.
03:54Okay.
03:55And as your future beg, it is my pleasure.
03:57Nay.
03:58My honor.
03:59To haze you.
04:01And all I ask is that you take care of that one little grape.
04:04Until I ask you to stop.
04:05That's it?
04:06That's it, bud.
04:07It's so simple.
04:09Yeah, I can do that.
04:12Guys, I gotta be honest.
04:13I was a little worried you're gonna make me streak across campus or frost my tips.
04:17No!
04:17No, no.
04:18Hey, I'm gonna be your big brother.
04:20Would your brother do something like that to you?
04:22I guess not, man.
04:23Yeah.
04:23Okay.
04:23Yeah.
04:24Well, thanks, y'all.
04:25This is gonna be really good.
04:27Well, just one last thing.
04:29Should anything happen to your fruit baby, it will be replaced by a slightly larger piece
04:33of fruit.
04:33Wait, what do you mean by that?
04:35Yo, it's a good one.
04:39Good luck, sweet talk.
04:41This is the part where you run.
04:43No, okay.
04:44Come on.
04:45Yellow, yellow haze.
04:49Yellow, yellow.
04:50Good luck.
04:52Intrigue.
04:53This is much stronger than what you brought to class.
04:55But, I'm concerned I'm not really hearing you in this.
04:59Well, they're Justin's words, but I'm gonna arrange the crap out of it.
05:03I'm thinking strings, like a shifting chromatic alteration verse verse, so...
05:06Okay, I'm gonna just jump back in here before this conversation gets away from me.
05:09All right.
05:10Uh, let's try...
05:14Do you have a favorite song?
05:16Something you love to listen to when you're sad or bored?
05:20Ah, see?
05:22What you just did.
05:23When your whole body relaxed.
05:25Now, were you thinking of specific chord progressions?
05:28No.
05:28I was thinking about listening to Paramore at my middle school bus stop.
05:33Made me feel so complicated in punk rock.
05:36Exactly.
05:36How it made you feel.
05:38You see, people think that pop music is shallow, but it lives deep inside us.
05:44It creates memories.
05:46It etches them into our bones.
05:49If you do it right, it lets us feel what you were feeling when you're writing it.
05:55That's what the judges want.
05:57You gotta let us in.
06:01Wow.
06:02That was really good advice.
06:03I know.
06:04I should be a teacher.
06:12And I knew it was a dream because my childhood dog, Rosie, was there.
06:15But she was like dark brown instead of tan.
06:18I think we should break up.
06:22Okay.
06:25Wait.
06:26Sorry.
06:26What?
06:28Okay.
06:29I just ended a two year relationship.
06:31I mean, maybe you did.
06:33Also, maybe not.
06:36No, I definitely did because I was there and it was three seconds ago.
06:40How many times are you going to do this to me?
06:42Do what?
06:42What are you talking about?
06:43Your whole Ali's breakup and five-act cycle.
06:45You go through the same stages every time.
06:48First, surprise fight Ali, which I can safely say we're in right now.
06:51Then, eats her feelings Ali, destroys three bags of hot Cheetos, followed by raging diva Ali.
06:56I mean, stop titling things.
06:57Like, these are things that happen.
06:58These are not things that happen.
06:59Then, complete and total breakdown Ali has a, well, that one's self-explanatory.
07:03And the grand finale, late night phone call Ali, where you beg me to take you back.
07:07That is not what I do.
07:09That is exactly what you do.
07:11I know you better than anyone else in the world, Al.
07:13I know that you're secretly scared of cats.
07:15I know that you're out of ChapStick.
07:16Speaking of which, I stopped by CVS on the way over.
07:22And I know that you love me.
07:23And I love you.
07:26So, that is why I need to protect myself by opting out of the next 36 hours.
07:30Our breakup is not an extended warranty, Sean.
07:33You can't just opt out.
07:34Well, the alternative is that I get angry or sad or beg you not to make this mistake again, but
07:39you will because you always do.
07:40And I disappear into some sad hole of video games and oppression and ultimately take you back because I can't
07:45imagine my life without you.
07:49It's not fair to me, Al.
07:52Sean, I need you to hear me.
07:55I'm sorry if I've hurt you before.
07:58This is it.
08:00We're just going in different directions.
08:01And I don't even know what direction I'm going in, but I'm going there by myself.
08:08I'm not going to call you.
08:12Okay.
08:17And I'm not at a ChapStick.
08:20Yes, you are.
08:23See you in 36 hours.
08:45Oh.
08:47Shit.
08:49What's wrong? G can't لock a measly 205 anymore?
08:53No, yeah, I'm, uh...
08:55Oh, thanks.
08:58I'm fucking with you, Graham.
09:00I know.
09:04Right.
09:15Okay, what's going on?
09:18Look, Dean, you're, uh...
09:20You're kind of, well...
09:24You've been with a good amount of women.
09:27I always knew this day would come.
09:29Well, Garrett, when a man and woman love each other very much...
09:31All right, okay, forget it.
09:32Okay, okay, hold up, hold up, hold up.
09:33I'm listening.
09:37Is there something going on with Hannah?
09:40No.
09:40No, uh...
09:42Not Hannah, someone else.
09:45She wants me to do this, uh...
09:47This thing.
09:49Do all of the things, bro.
09:51Do them all.
09:52It's just, it's kind of a big...
09:55Thing.
09:56It's really important to her.
09:58She's, like, trusting me.
09:59Gee, is Hannah a virgin?
10:01What?
10:02No.
10:03Dude, don't...
10:07Don't, don't make this weird.
10:12This doesn't leave the weight room.
10:13We're not actually having this conversation.
10:17It's just that I, uh...
10:18I really want it to be good...
10:20For her.
10:21If it's her first time, she might not come.
10:23Not an option.
10:24She has to come.
10:25Respect.
10:26Well, there is one thing that helps make a girl come.
10:28The single most effective, highly recommended, enjoyed by all tool at your disposal.
10:36Trust.
10:37That's it.
10:39She's just gotta feel completely safe.
10:41Like, completely relaxed.
10:43But consent is key.
10:44And she can't consent if she doesn't feel safe.
10:47So you just, you just gotta figure out whatever makes this specific girl who is not Hannah.
10:52Feel safe.
10:53I'm just...
10:56Not sure I'm the kind of guy she should be trusting with this...
10:59Well, if she asked you, she thinks you are.
11:02Which is fucking hard.
11:06Just don't skimp on the foreplay.
11:09Yeah.
11:10Talk in five play, six play.
11:12Yeah, got it.
11:13You know?
11:13Mm-hmm.
11:13Right?
11:14Thanks.
11:14Good talk, man.
11:15Great talk.
11:19Sorry, I was, uh, Justin.
11:22Hi.
11:23Yeah, it's easier ways to get my attention.
11:25Sorry.
11:26Yeah, I was just on my phone.
11:28I'm taking the piss.
11:29Don't worry about it.
11:30Yeah.
11:31My advisor really likes the song, mostly.
11:34Okay, yeah, mostly.
11:35Yeah, he has some notes, but it's getting there.
11:38Cool.
11:39You never replied to my text.
11:42Do you want to come over later and work on the song?
11:44Uh, definitely yes, but, uh, there's just one last thing I need to iron out before we dive into it.
11:52Um, rain check?
11:54Rain check.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it.
11:58Cool.
11:59Cool, cool.
12:00Yeah.
12:01Yeah, bye.
12:02I guess.
12:03Bye.
12:03Bye.
12:04Bye.
12:08Bye.
12:36Hey.
12:38Hey.
12:49Is that a dress?
12:50Ollie's.
12:52Yeah.
12:55Um, we did say seven, right?
12:59Yeah.
13:02Uh, come on up.
13:03Bye.
13:06Bye.
13:07Bye.
13:08Bye.
13:08Bye.
13:13Would you be, um, more comfortable wearing, literally, anything else?
13:20Maybe.
13:26Big vest.
13:37Uh, you don't need to turn around.
13:40You're about to see me naked.
13:42Yeah.
13:43But not until you want me to.
13:48Bye.
14:06Uh, all clear.
14:08All clear.
14:11Are nightgowns my thing now?
14:13Definitely.
14:19Uh, yeah, so, are you gonna do it now?
14:25Oh, well, uh, I mean, as romantic as that is, um, here.
14:32Why don't you pick a song to play?
14:34Um, just, uh, set the mood a little.
14:37Set the mood?
14:39Oh, that's awful.
14:40I can't believe those words actually came out of your mouth.
14:44I have people who say that.
14:47Okay, let me see.
14:51Wait, this is one of your most played songs?
14:54Which one?
15:01I'm setting the mood.
15:09You're actually proving my point.
15:11The mood is set.
15:12Is that right?
15:13Please.
15:14This song is so sexy, makes me want to do a sexy little dance.
15:20What is happening to me?
15:22The groove.
15:23It's taking over.
15:34Oh, yeah, that's terrible.
15:39I love it.
15:43Baby, baby, since first we met, I knew in this heart of mine, I want to tell you, the love
15:51we had, could not be bad.
15:54I fight.
15:55I invite my time.
15:57Yeah.
15:59Spend our life out looking for somebody to give me love like you.
16:06Now you told me that you wouldn't leave me.
16:10I'll never forget you.
16:14Yeah.
17:46What's wrong?
17:48Nothing. Nothing.
17:51I think we should stop.
17:54I don't want to stop. I can do this.
17:57No, you don't have to.
17:58But I want to, okay?
18:03Fuck.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:11Sorry.
18:12It's okay.
18:13This is what happens.
18:18I'm in it. I'm having fun. I feel good.
18:24And then I just, like, zoom out.
18:27I leave my body.
18:31It's like I'm sitting there watching myself from across the room going, like, what is wrong with you?
18:37Nothing.
18:38Nothing.
18:41Nothing is wrong with you.
18:44What if they...
18:50What if I'm broken?
18:53You're not broken, Wellesie.
18:57You just don't trust me enough to fully let go, and that's okay.
19:00No, but I do trust you.
19:03I wouldn't... I wouldn't be here if I didn't.
19:05But nothing is more vulnerable than sex.
19:11So, if you're not there yet, that sounds completely normal.
19:19Wow, that was surprisingly deep.
19:26I do have another idea.
19:29I mean, if you're willing to hear it.
19:33Yeah, okay, sure.
19:37Instead of me giving you an orgasm,
19:42why don't you give yourself one?
19:47That's not going to prove anything. I do that all the time.
19:50Oh, do you?
19:51Yeah.
19:52Okay.
19:54Then,
19:56show me.
20:14And I'll show you.
20:22Okay.
20:27And...
20:44Okay.
20:45Okay.
21:46Stay here.
21:48Stay with me.
21:49Stay with me.
22:19Stay with me.
22:25Oh my god, I did it.
22:35Thanks.
22:37No, no.
22:40That was...
22:43Thanks.
22:55So what now?
23:03Drunk Shakespeare?
23:04Who's drunk?
23:05Like the actors or the audience?
23:07Everyone.
23:08Last year's Hamlet got so drunk that he made out with the ghost of his own father.
23:12Yikes.
23:13Yeah.
23:14Okay.
23:14Well, wish Ally luck for me.
23:16Yeah.
23:18Jackpot.
23:20I'm always counting on Tucker to make too much pasta salad.
23:25Why does he always put Brussels sprouts in it?
23:27Yum.
23:29All right, give me.
23:30Yeah, you want to just go a little bacon on it.
23:31Yeah.
23:31All right.
23:43All right.
23:45I told you that was a sexy song.
23:48I gotta say, I'm surprised it's one of your most played.
23:50Kinda doesn't fit in with your whole, I'm a cool hockey man that listens to classic rock
23:54image.
23:55Hey.
23:56I'm a cool hockey man that contains multitudes.
23:58So.
24:04But actually, my mom used to play me all kinds of music.
24:08Yeah, she sounds cool.
24:10Yeah, she was cool.
24:11She had a huge record collection.
24:13She used to let me pick one out to play whenever my dad got too intense.
24:24How do you feel when you listen to that song?
24:27Why do you ask?
24:28Is it just something my advisor said?
24:31Uh, I guess, I don't know, it makes me feel bold.
24:37Bold?
24:38Yeah, like to just say, I like you, deal with it.
24:43That's badass.
24:44Yeah, it is badass.
24:51You know, I was thinking.
24:57Sorry.
24:58Uh, where were we?
25:00Uh, I actually probably should go.
25:03Uh, are you sure?
25:05Yeah.
25:05Yeah.
25:06I have a lot to do for the showcase and classes and, yeah.
25:10Uh, but, uh, thank you for your service.
25:14It's much appreciated.
25:19See you soon?
25:21Yeah, okay.
25:22Um, I'll text you.
25:32Bye.
25:32So, Gareth made you cum.
25:33Yep.
25:34Then you're not freaking out.
25:35no uh and you broke up with sean yeah yeah and you're not freaking out no because if you were
25:41freaking out i could break out the emergency stash of hot cheetos no i can't let myself become
25:47eats her feelings alley so i do that i'll just keep backsliding through raging diva alley and
25:52then complete and total breakdown alley and then next thing you know i'll be insurance queen of
25:56dorset vermont alley god help us all no i promised myself this has to be the last time it has
26:02to
26:02stick i'm actually doing pretty well so far like i don't even really miss sean
26:09i believe you uh even if you are wearing his sweatshirt this isn't his sweatshirt um
26:23oh my god i am a woman possessed man you gotta help me i lied i already ate the cheetos
26:31i licked the
26:31back clean who is that who's that is it is it garrett is it justin like please distract me
26:37with sordid details of the intricate web that is your love life uh uh it's it's justin so you're
26:42still into him of course i am i worked out this whole orgasm problem so that i could be with
26:48him
26:48didn't i well yeah yeah but i don't know if i might be digmatized by garrett i'm gonna be the
26:53first
26:53yeah okay i'll admit it the night was kind of perfect garrett made me feel really safe
27:03and a lot of really really good other things but doesn't magically turn him into someone else
27:10you know no you gotta take him at face value right exactly and the guy can't get through a single
27:16conversation without someone trying to sext him which is fine because i i got the orgasm which is what i
27:23wanted it's just an arrangement between friends yeah and this this won't make your friendship weird
27:29at all we had a plan the plan worked there will be absolutely no weirdness whatsoever it was so weird
27:38yeah well girls don't usually love it when other girls snap you during a hookup
27:42logan this is bernardo protect him with your life your life why do you care how the night ended
27:47anyway because he didn't want it to end what you guys have been talking about this all practice and
27:52the answer seems pretty obvious
27:58hey does logan seem off to you guys today what do you mean i don't know a bunch of missed
28:02passes
28:03flubbed a goal stuff like what no not you birdie what do you mean what's obvious you're into her dude
28:08fuck i think you're right all right he's all over the place shut up joe i should tell her
28:13yep like today yep shit he's going to drunk shakespeare later sounds like you're going to
28:20drunk shakespeare hey joe watch bernardo who's going to drunk shakespeare bernardo amazing i'm there
28:30hold this for bernie
28:33so why don't we go to drunk shakespeare we are not going anywhere bernie thinks i should tell hannah
28:38how i feel about her how do you feel about her finally i'm telling her it's the right move g
28:44we
28:45all fuck with rosie and i think she's good for you no bernardo ow okay we're going to drunk shakespeare
29:03okay dramatic entrance whatever seriously what's your damage heather nothing just a shitty practice
29:10really that's it yeah that's it garrett he was just so busy talking about hannah that we missed a bunch
29:19of passes and it's just made me look bad ah i see what's happening this is about your dumb crush
29:25on hannah what that's i i don't convincing don't bother i saw the way you were staring at her at
29:35karaoke this is so like you you want things you can't have no i don't you need a fucking wake
29:39-up call
29:40maybe garrett can afford to get distracted chasing a little crush but you can't
29:43you don't have a guaranteed deal with the bruins jules i get it you've been passed over twice in the
29:47draft your chances of making it to the nhl are slimmer than timmy chalamet and if you don't make
29:52it it's you and mom at the garage forever is that what you want no it's not what i fucking
30:01want
30:02i'm just saying if you're going to chase an impossible dream chase one that actually matters
30:21this mingle with the audience before the show schtick is such hacky student director bullshit
30:25it's immersive we're breaking down the aesthetic distance give me a fucking break whoa babe maybe
30:30we've turned the corner into raging diva alley oh maybe you've turned the corner into cuntsville
30:36i'm so sorry i didn't mean that that's okay uh it's your first show briar without sean yeah you
30:42just really used to help calm me down you know i'm kind of nervous yeah maybe it is making me
30:47a little
30:47a little bit of a catherine don't touch a prop that's not dirt
30:52there's people everywhere you go there's people on the bars there's people on the motorways driving
31:00little people cars there's people walking animals there's people walking animals hey hey you're here
31:12what are you what are you doing here i'm glad you're here but uh well by recruiting me i have
31:17to
31:17steal this from taco spa oh my sorry are you kidding me hey jordan justin oh right yeah yeah sorry
31:27my
31:28bad that's all good uh bow and dean drag it here yeah man well you know dean he's persuasive
31:35what about you bro you big shakespeare guy not really but uh hannah told me she was coming so
31:40here i am so she did she did looks like the show's starting yeah do you want to go to
31:49sit
31:50couch is free yeah yeah we should probably sit yeah see you around man yeah brother
32:12come on bitches let me hear you all scream for our gay show a midsummer night
32:20what's scary now virgins oft find drunk shakespeare scary if it's your first time i'll pop your cherry
32:34and there's only one rule my sweet gentle twinks when an actor calls line everyone drinks
32:42i like that what what no i'm so sorry everyone it seems that the actors that we're going to play
32:56our
32:56four young lovers have all been struck by a terrible affliction true love no gonorrhea
33:09we'll be needing some brave volunteers from the audience
33:15well would you look at this couple give it up for our hermia and lysander
33:34thanks i love this for you okay next i need a big strong man to play demetrius me gary graham
33:43i want
33:44to be in the show shut the oh you can't tell her how you feel sitting here on your ass
33:48come on
33:48come here pookie that's okay now i'm all right now we just need a helena she's a real messy
34:06bitch who wants to get in demetrius's pants can anyone relate
34:16allow me not even gonna wait to be picked that is messy let's hear it for our four young lovers
34:25from the game right hannah
34:28please everyone knows the girl who locked down gary graham uh no no i i didn't lock him i mean
34:33we're
34:34we're not locked he is free to unlock anyone he wants
34:40all right hermia let's get you all caught up all right you're in love with lysander
34:48oh but your big bad daddy is forcing you to marry demetrius
35:00what say you hermia
35:04but daddy i love him
35:18now after this we've got like 10 minutes of rude mechanicals bs so feel free to help yourselves to
35:25a wet bar okay so your life is practice class repeat and now also the theater can we seriously
35:37not do this right now do what you're broadening your horizons i think it's fun
35:47looks like hannah's broadening her horizons too
35:53you know you didn't have to mess with her like that she's not my girlfriend
35:57but you clearly want her to be no i don't please you can deny it all you want but
36:02i looked at you the same way for months
36:08kendall about the uh way that i ended things i was kind of a dick don't don't apologize to me
36:15just make yourself feel better i was just gonna say you know it sucks when you like someone and
36:19they don't like you back it does if i knew just how much it sucked
36:27i probably would have done some things differently so i'm sorry
36:32it really will you accept my apology if i promise to keep feeling bad about it
36:38i was having so much fun being a
36:42fine yeah okay i accept
36:48i don't know
36:49i don't know
36:50marvel it's foul but it's effective
36:54i see the neighbor this is to make an ass of me
36:58what angel wakes me from my flowery bed
37:01i pray thee gentle mortal sing again
37:04mine ear is much enamored of thy note and so is mine eye enthralled to thy
37:17to thy
37:20smile
37:24and thy sweatshirt
37:27and how surprisingly ripped thou art and how thou always made me chocolate chip and blueberry
37:33pancakes because thou knowest i want both even though thou aren't really eating carbs right now
37:37and so what if thou favors missionary me thinks i could get on board with missionary oh sweet bottom
37:43out to vermont do not desire to go please do not desire to go
37:58holy shit she's incredible yeah man she really is
38:05uh lion
38:14lion
38:14lion he said it
38:18oh he said that's that's the word
38:23okay i understand your confusion this is what's happening here i am um
38:27fucked up man
38:28lion
38:30it's not even your lion
38:31excuse me i'm thirsty
38:34okay are these drama kids better than drinking no no no no i get it i get it what's going
38:38on
38:38i totally get it
38:42pyramus and fisbee are us all good
38:43good all right well done
38:45you see tuck
38:52welcome back my lover
38:57look like you two had a good time
39:00and it's about to get even
39:04better
39:05i made this love potion special for the boys it's a real knockout
39:11and wouldn't you know it when they came to they only had eyes for helena
39:17you know that okay loving this but fools and mortals who will win fair helena's hand
39:29how is a bucks a maiden ever to decide oh i know
39:35how about a good old-fashioned dance
39:38oh
39:40which one of you wants to take the home first
39:58i think
40:01yeah
40:01oh
40:03Oh, man!
40:06Oh, man!
40:07Oh, man!
40:10Oh, man!
40:19Oh, man!
40:27You know, I was thinking about asking you out.
40:30The only reason I didn't is because I thought you and Garrett were serious, but...
40:35I guess you know.
40:40Nope.
40:42Definitely not serious.
40:43Cool.
40:45Look, I'm not normally into theater, but...
40:49I'm really glad I came.
40:53Yeah, me too.
40:54Yeah.
40:58You and your friends are trying to let you out.
41:01And I'm not the one to tell them stand out.
41:03It's the world and they just stand out.
41:06And girls just wanna dance.
41:08And girls just wanna dance.
41:09And girls just wanna dance.
41:10If we shadows have offended, think but this, and all is mended.
41:15That you have but slumbered here while these visions did appear.
41:21And this...
41:23And this...
41:23Hey.
41:25Hey.
41:26That was some show you put on out there.
41:28Very boys gone wild.
41:30Thanks.
41:31Yeah.
41:31I, uh, bet you're happy about this second love potion.
41:35You and Justin, back together?
41:37Yeah, well, all's well that ends well.
41:41That's, that's Shakespeare.
41:42Yeah, I know.
41:43Sorry.
41:46Um, uh, actually, Justin said he wants to ask me out.
41:54Uh, congratulations.
41:55That's, uh, yeah, you did it.
42:04Yeah, yeah, uh, so I, I guess this means our deal is officially over, right?
42:17Uh, yeah, right.
42:21Yeah, I mean, I got you the grade.
42:24And I got you the guy.
42:25Sorry.
42:28Hey.
42:30I want to serve her there for cotton coal.
42:33Ready?
42:34Sure.
42:36Sorry.
42:36Mm-hmm.
43:17You're getting some good power behind the shot.
43:19Ah, it's still going wide.
43:21Not as long as you keep hitting the rink.
43:24Remember Eastwood?
43:25Freshman year?
43:26Yeah.
43:27That wasn't on me.
43:28All right?
43:28Birdie took the shot.
43:29I just deflected off my stick.
43:31Hmm.
43:31And Bragg Steve.
43:32I bought him a beer.
43:33He's fine.
43:36Hey, sir, I couldn't make the Shakespeare thing.
43:40Yeah, it's okay.
43:42Not eating this much.
43:46So, you and Hannah.
43:50I don't know what I was thinking.
43:53I don't have time for a girlfriend.
43:58Hey, I'm sorry, man.
44:01I know you're really into it.
44:05It's fine.
44:08There's a plan in place for me.
44:10Team captain, Frozen Four, Bruins.
44:14All I gotta do is follow through.
44:15It's a good plan.
44:17People would kill to have that plan.
44:19Right, right.
44:19Exactly.
44:22And it was just a distraction.
44:25I mean, sometimes you don't get everything you want.
44:36But you're Garrett Graham.
44:39All right?
44:40Things are gonna work out for you.
44:42Okay?
44:42They always do.
44:47Yeah, well, for you too, man.
44:48It's me and you on the Bruins.
44:50That's the dream, right?
44:51Yeah, that's the dream.
44:53Mm-hmm.
44:56Anyway, I was gonna hit up my lungs if you wanted to join.
44:59I mean, it looked like you could use it.
45:01That's all right.
45:01I'm gonna stay.
45:03Sure.
45:04Yeah.
45:04All right, man.
45:05See you later.
45:06All right, bud.
45:06Yo
45:11wave the air a-
45:15v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v
45:23-v-v-vv-v-vv!
45:49I know. I said I wouldn't call.
45:53And that's how I'll end the difference between Billy Joe Armstrong and Haley Joel Osment.
45:59Yeah, that's funny.
46:04I'm really glad we got to spend some time together, outside of rehearsals.
46:09Yeah, same.
46:13I fucking love this song.
46:17Why do you love it so much?
46:18Well, I mean, for starters, the bass line and the way it interacts with the lead guitar.
46:22No, I'm sorry. I actually mean, what does it make you feel?
46:29I mean, jealous I didn't write at first.
46:33Why? What does it make you feel?
46:39Nothing.
46:40I mean, they're not for everyone.
46:43Yeah.
46:46Hey, this party's kind of dead, right?
46:50Do you want to come back to mine and...
46:52Justin.
46:53Let me guess. Rain check?
46:57Not quite.
47:15This is Garrett.
47:16No phone's allowed on the ice, so leave a message.
47:38Baby, now that I need you, I can touch your soul.
47:57Baby, now that I've found you, I can let you go.
48:03I've built my world around you, I need you so.
48:09Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me.
48:18Baby, baby, since first we met, I knew in this heart of mine.
48:28The love we had could not be bad.
48:32I played it right and I bide my time.
48:38Spend a lifetime looking for somebody
48:42To give me love like you
48:48Now you've told me that you want to leave me, darling, I just can't let you, baby.
48:59Baby, now that I've found you, I can't let you go.
49:05I've built my world around you, I need you so.
49:10Baby, even though you don't need me, you don't need me.
49:18Baby, you don't need me.
50:17Baby, you don't need me.
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