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Off Campus - Episode 6
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00:02Happy Thanksgiving!
00:04Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
00:10I didn't see ya.
00:30Wellesie?
00:33Wellesie?
01:00We can make it happen at my sex morning.
01:03What the fuck?
01:06You again.
01:07No, not me again. You again.
01:10Are you seriously hooking up on top of me?
01:12Well, this is my house.
01:13Yeah, where you presumably have a room.
01:15It's you from the bathroom.
01:17Yes, we've established it's me.
01:18Did you follow me?
01:19I was here first.
01:20Well, it's not my fault you won't leave me alone.
01:22Well, it's not my fault you can't survive two seconds without sticking your dick in someone.
01:25Oh.
01:26No offense.
01:28All good.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:29I'd take offense.
01:30No one asked you.
01:30No, we don't really need him.
01:33You wanna go back to mine?
01:34Mm-hmm.
01:35Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
01:36She's leaving in a second and...
01:38Jesus!
01:46Happy now?
01:47A little bit.
01:52Whatever.
01:56I'm going outside.
02:10So you're breaking up with your boyfriend?
02:12What?
02:13I'm not breaking up with him.
02:18You want to, though.
02:23You guys have been together since your freshman year, on and off, but now you're not sure about your future,
02:28because the dude's gonna move to Vermont and be a boring insurance salesman, and you, you wanna act.
02:39You told pretty much everyone tonight at karaoke.
02:44Oh, my God.
02:49Okay, so what are you gonna do?
02:52I don't know.
02:53This whole thing.
03:00I just...
03:02My dad gave up so much to be there for my mom when she...
03:08And I know that meant everything to her.
03:11And I know that meant everything to her.
03:13Her relationship was beautiful, and I want that.
03:21You don't wanna move to Vermont.
03:24No.
03:25Okay.
03:26So, what do you want, Allie?
03:31I guess...
03:32I wanna be in love.
03:35But I don't want that to make it impossible for me to, like, move to L.A., or take a
03:39show to Edinburgh, work my ass off on Broadway, you know?
03:44I wanna be able to do it all.
03:46Even though I know it's more likely I'll succeed at none of it.
03:51It's dumb.
03:52Hell no.
03:54That's not dumb.
03:56If that's what you want, go after it.
03:58People who care about you will understand.
04:00And if they don't, they're not your people.
04:04Okay.
04:05Which one of your exes taught you to be so insightful?
04:09I don't have any exes.
04:12It's...the weed.
04:13Wait, what?
04:14Dean De Laurentiis has never had a girlfriend?
04:17I like being the casual sex guy.
04:19It's easy.
04:21I have heard you're easy.
04:28I'm Six Flags, baby.
04:30Everybody wants a ride.
04:32They come for a good time, not a long time, and that's fine by me.
04:36Is it?
04:48Looking at it won't make him text.
04:50No.
04:50No, you're so right here.
04:52Save me from myself.
04:58What?
04:59What are you...
05:00When you break up with this guy, which you will, you're going to want a fun ride to distract
05:05you.
05:07Call me.
05:09Sorry, dude.
05:11I don't do roller coasters.
05:13And I was too scared to let myself escape.
05:18All these pieces left behind
05:23Make it easier to hide
05:56Oh, what was I?
06:03Well, hello.
06:04Yeah, I know.
06:06You said I wouldn't call.
06:09And yet?
06:11And yet.
06:13You're calling.
06:16I broke up with Sean.
06:21I'm sorry.
06:23No, you're not.
06:25No, I'm not.
06:29I really want to call him.
06:31But you called me instead.
06:34I did.
06:35You lied.
06:38About what?
06:41You like roller coasters.
06:45No.
06:47I fucking love roller coasters.
07:05I just broke up with Sean.
07:07And I can't hurt his feelings.
07:11This is a one-time thing.
07:15Tell no one.
07:17I got it.
07:42This is the last one.
07:56Okay, this is the last time.
08:10I know that if you let me
08:12I want to believe you, treat me like you need me.
08:16Hold on.
08:19Leave me.
08:22Leave me.
08:23Okay.
08:24Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:25Give me a second.
08:26We got something in the bathroom.
08:27Hold on.
08:27Hold on.
08:27Dude, dude, dude.
08:28One second.
08:29All right.
08:35I'm sorry.
08:36I just needed a ride.
08:36Yeah.
08:36No, it's fine, man.
08:37Just, just go.
08:39Okay, yeah, I'll go, I'll go.
08:47That was absolutely the last of the time.
09:00I just think this is really important to Garrett
09:02that this goes well.
09:03That's what relationships are for, honey bun.
09:06Supporting each other.
09:07Helping each other grow as people.
09:10Can all be about sex and fun.
09:14Bus almost here.
09:15Gotta go.
09:16No, Garrett can just drive you.
09:18That's fine.
09:19I love a bus.
09:20You hate a bus.
09:22It's fine.
09:25Love you.
09:26Happy Thanksgiving.
09:28Happy Thanksgiving.
09:44All roads lead back to Dean.
09:46This is just your ride.
09:48Allie, this is...
09:49Beau Maxwell.
09:50Yeah.
09:51Joanna Maxwell's little brother.
09:52Oh yeah, you know Joe?
09:53Well, I don't know her, know her,
09:55but I know her in the way that she's like a god who walks among us.
09:58She booked a Lynn Nottage play like a week after graduating,
10:01and now she's in Dea's understudy and Oleana on Broadway.
10:04Joanna Maxwell's like iconic.
10:05You're allowed to just call her Joanna.
10:07You know that.
10:09Okay, sorry.
10:10I bet you're so sick of theater talk.
10:11What are you kidding?
10:12You're looking at the guy who skipped his midterm to go see J. Groff and Merrilee.
10:15No way.
10:16Do these fit on you?
10:17Oh, don't get them started.
10:18So much.
10:19I was in like the sixth row.
10:21Shut up.
10:22Okay, favorite musical of all time.
10:23Three, two, one.
10:25In the Heights.
10:26Fuck off.
10:27Stop.
10:27You guys just met.
10:28Okay, okay, okay.
10:29Second favorite.
10:30Three, two, one.
10:31Little Shop.
10:32Oh my God, you guys.
10:35What'd you say?
10:37What?
10:43What is this?
10:44Elf?
10:45You're receiving an education.
10:50What is this?
10:51What?
10:57Oh my God.
10:59Oh good.
10:59Sorry, I'm a sick.
11:01Corrie, take your break.
11:02No, no, no, no.
11:03Just ignore her.
11:03She has a...
11:04Hey, hey, hey.
11:04I can't.
11:05Hey, don't listen to him, Allie, all right?
11:07Dean was indoctrinated by Joanna just like the rest of us.
11:09What?
11:10I don't know what you mean by that.
11:11Yeah, you do.
11:11Dean, are you sick?
11:12I absolutely not.
11:14Dean was more of a dancer.
11:16Stop.
11:17Stop.
11:17Please tell me there's a video.
11:18Oh, there's a video.
11:19I will kill you.
11:21Oh, she got away with the boys in the place.
11:24She don't like that, don't stand it.
11:26Okay, the sunglasses are too good.
11:28Why were there sunglasses, you ask?
11:30No reason.
11:30No reason at all.
11:31Okay.
11:32Well, you are sending this to me.
11:33No, you're not.
11:34Obviously.
11:35You need to ride back Friday.
11:36Do I get to DJ?
11:37Hell yeah, you get to DJ.
11:38As long as you exclusively play songs, it'll make the indigible.
11:42On second time, I think you should take the bus.
11:44Oh, no, no, no.
11:44Don't listen to him, Allie.
11:45He can hitchhike to New York.
11:56See you Friday.
12:01Are you alone now?
12:02Can we talk about Aunt Kathy's new British accent?
12:04And she goes by Kiara now.
12:06It's like a whole thing.
12:07Wasn't she in London for like a week?
12:14Al?
12:14Huh?
12:15Um, no.
12:16Yeah, totally.
12:17Uh, okay.
12:19What's going on?
12:19No, nothing.
12:21It's just like everyone's over.
12:24Hey, Allie Hayes, I can hear your nails.
12:26Who are you texting?
12:27What?
12:28Nobody.
12:29It's Sean.
12:30You're backsliding.
12:31Am not.
12:32Hey, it's okay.
12:33It's my dad.
12:34He, um, he can't find the remote again.
12:37He, uh, I swear he has ADHD, but his generation's undiagnosable.
12:41Oh, okay.
12:43Okay, I should probably go help.
12:45Love you, miss you.
12:46Gobble, gobble.
12:47Gobble.
12:47Gobble.
12:49Gobble.
13:08Hey.
13:10Happy Thanksgiving.
13:14Cute.
13:15Yeah, my dad gets me one every year.
13:20Holy shit.
13:23I mean, I kind of hate you, but holy fucking shit.
13:29Thanks.
13:36Oh, I mean, seriously, it's like Gwyneth Paltrow's AD tour in...
13:41with a Guggenheim at a baby.
13:47You said this wasn't a date.
13:48It's not.
13:49Feels like a date.
13:51It's not.
13:51It's a good bottle of wine my parents won't miss.
13:55Happy Thanksgiving.
13:58Happy Thanksgiving.
14:04Okay.
14:05Do you want the tour?
14:07Is it gonna make me hate you more?
14:11Probably.
14:12Yeah, your sister's closet is the size of my bedroom.
14:15I could literally live in that.
14:16I don't know why one person needs so many vintage bags.
14:19Usually we have a Basquiat there, but it's on loan to the Whitney.
14:27Okay.
14:28Let's see it.
14:30What?
14:32Your big move.
14:33Grand finale.
14:34I don't know what you're talking about.
14:40Fine.
14:41There's a piano in the den, and I usually end the tour there.
14:45And I talk about the piano, and then they ask if I play, and then I say, kind of.
14:51Ah, kind of.
14:53Exactly.
14:54Then I sit down and I play Mad World.
14:57Mad World?!
14:57It's the only song I know, and it works.
15:00It works, okay?
15:00Yeah.
15:01Can you be normal?
15:03It's just me.
15:04I am being normal.
15:05No, you're not.
15:07What would you be doing if I wasn't here?
15:15You play chess by yourself?
15:16I had to get better than Summer.
15:18She's a chaos monster.
15:20My dad taught us when we were little.
15:22It was a family tradition.
15:24That's sweet.
15:26It's cutthroat.
15:28Where is your family now?
15:31St. Barts.
15:32We have a, we have a place here.
15:35Sounds terrible.
15:36Mmm, doesn't it?
15:38You know, I'm so glad Jensen's making this practice on Friday, because otherwise I'd be,
15:42you know, I'd be laying on a beach, day drinking with Nick, and destroying Summer and beach volleyball.
15:47God, we lead a tough life dealer in us.
15:50The worst.
15:56I'm sorry you can't be with your family though.
16:00Seems like you miss them.
16:03I'm not good to be here with you.
16:06Also.
16:10Shit.
16:11Come on.
16:12Never, ever let the enemy distract you.
16:18Okay.
16:21Okay.
16:48Okay.
17:03Okay, come on.
17:04Never let the enemy distract you.
17:08There you go.
17:09No, I'm fine.
17:11Never let the enemy distract you.
17:11No, I'm fine.
17:12No, I'm fine.
17:12You'd be happy to be here with me.
17:17No, I'm fine.
17:17Oh, oh.
17:22And Mama want you, but the boys like me were said to break your heart.
17:28Ain't that true?
17:32I wish you listened to your friends when they had told you break apart.
17:40Yeah.
17:43It's never too late to make love, but I don't want to have to.
17:58I'm going to take a look.
18:17Why the rain used to feel?
18:21Feel with me.
18:24Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:27Can you think about the rain used to feel?
18:31Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
18:36oh, oh, oh, oh.
18:37Be honest.
18:38How many of your neighbors have seen you butt naked?
18:42Literally all of them.
18:50Sorry, it's the guys.
18:52Take it.
18:54Seriously.
18:58Hello?
19:00Hey, what are you? Are you already asleep?
19:03It's called Trip to Fan, motherfuckers.
19:05Where are you?
19:06You've been from New York on Thanksgiving.
19:09Yankee song. Yankee song.
19:13Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, well, at least I'm not freezing my ass off at the rink.
19:18Uh, somebody check my apple in the past.
19:21I'm saying, come on.
19:22It's got her so dumb.
19:24Dean, do you never have a shirt on?
19:25Well, Dean, don't stick to the bubble.
19:28Happy Thanksgiving.
19:32Happy Thanksgiving, dorks.
19:40They didn't see you.
19:44It's just supposed to be a one-time thing.
19:46I mean, I can't have stupid happy, and Garrett's your friend. I can't mess that up.
19:50How is this messing it up?
19:51By making her thing about me.
19:53She deserves this.
19:55And the second people find out we're...
19:58They're gonna ask what this is.
19:59No, no. No one's gonna ask that.
20:00They're not gonna ask you that.
20:05People are gonna talk, and Sean will find out, and I can't hurt him.
20:09I called you, what, 36 hours after I broke up with him?
20:14That's less than 48.
20:15Oh, my God.
20:16I fucked you less than 48 hours after breaking up with Sean.
20:19We had fun. We were safe. We didn't hurt anyone.
20:21Yeah.
20:22So let's keep it that way.
20:23Allie, come on.
20:26I'm sorry. I have to go.
20:29I'll leave.
20:30There you stood behind your glasses
20:35There you stood
20:37There you stood, regret the past, but
20:41Regretting all the things that passed, but
20:43Hey, how was practice?
20:47It was fine.
20:49Good.
20:50I can, uh, practice this downstairs if you...
20:53No, stay.
20:54I'm just gonna close my eyes.
20:59There you stood behind your glasses
21:03In a hazy yellow world
21:07Alone enough for me to ask, just
21:11Alone enough to feel the heart
21:15The glow
21:20The glow
21:22The glow of star-born eyes
21:24Reflect the sky
21:28Until I find
21:31I'm sinking into your
21:35Yellow, yellow haze
21:41Linkering as you pour
21:49Why'd you stop?
21:50You're exhausted.
21:51No, I like listening to you sing.
21:53I like playing for you.
21:55What do you think?
21:56You sound beautiful.
21:58How about the song?
21:59The lyrics?
22:05You hate it.
22:07No, no, I don't.
22:09At all.
22:09I, I really like the melody.
22:12I just, I don't get it.
22:14I mean, well, maybe I'm just tired.
22:16No, no, it's okay.
22:17I don't get it either.
22:19What exactly is a yellow haze?
22:21Justin said something about the aura of falling in love.
22:24Oh.
22:25Yeah, is it getting worse?
22:26Well, have you talked to him about it?
22:28Yeah, I thought I could fix it,
22:30but I mean, the showcase is in two weeks
22:32and my gut is telling me you should just start over.
22:35I just can't figure out how to tell Justin
22:37his lyrics aren't working.
22:38Well, have you tried?
22:39Hey, asshole, this isn't working.
22:41Right?
22:42No.
22:43No.
22:44You never had a problem giving me shit.
22:45Yeah, well, this is different.
22:46This is his art.
22:48This is your art, too.
22:49And your showcase piece.
22:54You've got this.
22:55I believe in you.
23:00Justin, her song fucking sucks
23:03and we're gonna lose the showcase.
23:05Ooh, we got a winner here.
23:07Sounds so bad, so bad.
23:10Actually, you know what?
23:10Usually I like you and you sing, but...
23:12Oh, Garrett hates my singing,
23:13but it's okay
23:15because he loves me.
23:17Yeah, I do.
23:28I love you, Aussie.
23:38I love you, too.
24:03You guys said I love you?
24:06If you would have told me six months ago
24:08that I'd be hot and single
24:10and you'd be abandoning me
24:11to go spend the night with Garrett Graham,
24:14I'd...
24:16Okay, I'm the worst.
24:18Being this happy when you're in a crisis,
24:20I'm unpacking.
24:21No, no, no, no.
24:22You're in love.
24:23Go be in love.
24:24No, you were texting Sean over Thanksgiving.
24:26You miss him.
24:28Actually, I was not.
24:30He's been giving me space.
24:32And that's freaking you out?
24:35Surprisingly, no.
24:36I'm enjoying the space.
24:38Well, that's great.
24:40Totally.
24:41Totally.
24:43Except,
24:44if I'm enjoying the space,
24:46then that means
24:46I'm a terrible, shitty person
24:48who hurts someone she supposedly loved
24:50and then just
24:51moves on.
24:58This is about your mom.
25:02She said never give up on love.
25:05And when she got sick,
25:07my dad was there for her.
25:09You know?
25:09Like, every step of the way.
25:10Even when it got so hard.
25:13So then,
25:14do I just call it quits with Sean
25:15because I'm not willing to put in the work?
25:20Did I give up on love?
25:22Of course not.
25:23If Sean's not the great love of your life,
25:25that's okay.
25:26You'll find another great love.
25:30Or,
25:31I mean,
25:32hear me out.
25:34A fling.
25:35Okay.
25:36Uh,
25:38flings have just not been
25:39super successful for you,
25:41historically speaking.
25:42No, what are you,
25:42what are you talking about?
25:43I can fling.
25:44Uh,
25:45I can.
25:46Remember after the second Sean breakup?
25:48All those dates with frat boys
25:49who didn't believe in soap?
25:53Yeah, okay,
25:54well, maybe that was my mistake.
25:55I don't need to date someone.
25:57I just need a distraction.
25:59The fuck, buddy?
26:02Okay,
26:03you know I love you
26:04and I think you're perfect
26:05and I will support you no matter what,
26:08but you,
26:08Allie Hayes,
26:09are a card-carrying member.
26:11I know,
26:12I'm a team boyfriend.
26:13Team boyfriend.
26:14You like snuggling and inside jokes.
26:17You want to tell a guy about your day
26:19and meet his mom
26:19and watch him run a 5K
26:22and then complain about having to watch him run a 5K.
26:25It's a really stupid length for a race.
26:27Hey,
26:28look,
26:28this stuff with Sean is hard,
26:30but whether you move on
26:31or you get back together with him,
26:34bottom line is,
26:35I'm here for you.
26:37I'm team Allie.
26:39Just know that
26:40and believe that.
26:41Totally ignore this giant duffel
26:44I am packing to abandon you
26:46yet again.
26:47You're not abandoning me.
26:49You're going to have super hot sex all night
26:52with a guy who loves you.
26:56But you're not taking that.
26:58It's mine.
27:04Yeah,
27:05maybe all you can eat
27:06was not my most romantic idea.
27:09Wellesie?
27:10Saw you guys on 5th line.
27:11Is Jules?
27:13They're everywhere.
27:14Like God.
27:15We're supposed to be on a date.
27:17Oh, wow,
27:17you really splurged, G.
27:19This one was my treat.
27:20Oh,
27:21then
27:22rescinded.
27:24So,
27:25how was y'all's break?
27:27First time meeting Papa Graham, right?
27:29Yeah,
27:29it was,
27:29it was fun.
27:34Yeah,
27:36family sucks.
27:38Um,
27:38do you at least get that signed jersey
27:39for the Hurricanes fundraiser?
27:41That Phil Graham merch room is legit.
27:43Uh,
27:44not this year.
27:46Uh,
27:47what's the Hurricanes?
27:48It's a local youth hockey program.
27:50We do a fundraiser for them every year.
27:52Logan was a little cane.
27:56Is that still happening?
27:58I thought the venue fell through.
27:59Yeah,
27:59they double booked.
28:00I'm trying to figure it out.
28:02Hey,
28:02we were really, uh,
28:03counting on that Phil donation.
28:05I,
28:05I can reach out.
28:06I'll sign a jersey
28:07and you can auction that.
28:09Okay,
28:10big shot.
28:10You're not in the pros yet.
28:11I,
28:12I didn't mean,
28:14I'm trying to help.
28:16Uh,
28:16what if you did it at Malone's?
28:20That's,
28:22really?
28:22Yeah,
28:23I can run it by Della,
28:24but I'm sure she'll be happy to help.
28:26What,
28:27uh,
28:27what kind of vibe
28:27were you thinking?
28:31I'll keep you my dirty little secret.
28:34Dirty little secret.
28:36Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret.
28:41Just another regret.
28:43Hope that you can keep it.
28:44My dirty little secret.
28:46Dirty little secret.
28:48Dirty little secret.
28:50Who has to know?
28:52Who has to know?
28:53Who has to know?
28:56Who has to know?
28:58Who has to know?
29:00Who has to know?
29:07Who has to know?
29:08Give it up for After Hours, everybody.
29:12And a big round of applause to my buddy, John Logan,
29:15putting on this killer event.
29:19Look at him.
29:20Doesn't get any better looking than that.
29:22And he's single ladies.
29:24And we've already raised 2,000 bucks for those little canes,
29:27but we want to raise the hell of a lot more for those guys.
29:29So get drunk,
29:30hit up our silent auction,
29:31and get some cool shit.
29:32Sadly,
29:33the photo booth is out of order,
29:34but
29:35there's still a lot of fun to be had.
29:37The band is taking requests,
29:38so scan those QR codes
29:39and let them know what songs you want to hear.
29:41All right,
29:41you guys ready?
29:44Let's have some fun.
29:48Let me know what I've done wrong,
29:51when I've known this all along,
29:54So what'd you think?
29:58A very little secret?
30:00That was mine.
30:01Subtle.
30:03Just reminding you,
30:04in case you forgot,
30:04I can't keep a secret.
30:06I get that you're worried,
30:07but there's no reason we can't just keep doing what we've been doing.
30:09Looking up all over campus?
30:10Having fun.
30:14Just meet me in the bathroom,
30:15and let's say five minutes.
30:16You're delusional.
30:18Everyone we know is here,
30:19and I'm not that kind of girl.
30:22But you want to be?
30:28Take these
30:29to your boys.
30:32For the record,
30:33I am not delusional.
30:36I just know what I want.
30:38Go.
30:44You see how quick they are?
30:45They're going to capitalize on mistakes.
30:47Okay,
30:47control is key.
30:48Tucker,
30:49you cannot let them get a step on you.
30:50Not a single one.
30:51No, no, no, no.
30:52Graham,
30:52I'm not having this.
30:53Put that thing away.
30:56We have St. Hayes tomorrow.
30:57We don't go to bars
30:58to gripe and moan about hockey.
31:00We go to bars to score.
31:01Okay,
31:01what the fuck is wrong with your people?
31:02Tell us.
31:04Thank the Lord.
31:05Bo,
31:05tell them to stop talking hockey shit,
31:07please.
31:07Oh, no, no.
31:08Keep,
31:08keep talking hockey shit.
31:09That's why I came over here.
31:11Why?
31:12Puck bunnies.
31:1211 o'clock.
31:16Hey, guys.
31:17Hello.
31:18Hi, Mo.
31:19Nice to meet you.
31:20There you go.
31:20That's really good.
31:29I need more pigs in a blanket,
31:32not kids.
31:33That really doesn't bother you.
31:36I trust Garrett
31:38and the Puck bunnies
31:39are actually kind of cool.
31:42Yeah.
31:43You know what they want.
31:46God,
31:46it's so hot
31:47when someone knows
31:47what they want.
31:48If you really want a fling,
31:50I think you should go for it.
31:51You think?
31:52Yeah,
31:52you're single.
31:53Embrace that.
31:55Just pick someone
31:55who will never catch feelings
31:56for you.
31:57Someone down for anything,
31:59like the anti-Sean.
32:00Yeah,
32:01you make a good point.
32:02Yeah,
32:02someone with zero expectations
32:03who just want sex.
32:05Just sex.
32:09All right,
32:10we've got another request.
32:13Someone goes out to Maverick.
32:35I love a throwback.
32:36Right?
32:37You don't know
32:39you want to mess with me tonight.
32:41Just stop me,
32:43take a second.
32:44I was dying
32:45before you walked
32:46into my life.
32:48Cause you know
32:49it's over
32:51before it began.
32:54Keep your drink,
32:55just give me the money.
32:57It's just you
32:58in your hand tonight.
33:04Midnight,
33:05I'm drunk,
33:05I don't give a fuck.
33:07I want to dance
33:08by myself.
33:09Guess you had a lot.
33:10Don't touch,
33:11back up.
33:12I'm not the one.
33:14All right?
33:16I'll get back to work.
33:18Good.
33:19Good.
33:20Good.
33:20Good.
33:21Good.
33:22Good.
33:23Good.
33:24Good.
33:25Good.
33:25Good.
33:25Good.
33:26Good.
33:27Good.
33:29Is that your answer?
33:31Take a look around.
33:32Any girl would be happy
33:33to stick her tongue
33:34down your throat.
33:35Well, I don't want
33:36any girl.
33:40Well, guess you're
33:41stuck with your hand.
33:42because you know
33:43it's over
33:46before it began.
33:48Keep your drink,
33:50just give me the money.
33:52It's just you and your band.
33:56Nice.
33:58This next one,
34:00for fans of One Direction.
34:01Hey, Wosie.
34:03I need those freshmen
34:05selling raffle tickets
34:06and not listening to GHA
34:07over there talking strategy.
34:08G-H-A?
34:09Uh, general hard-ass.
34:13What's so important
34:14about this game tomorrow?
34:15St. Anthony's.
34:17Ever since they beat Eastwood,
34:18they've been gunning
34:19for our top spot
34:19in the conference.
34:20Are they close?
34:21They're on a 10-game streak.
34:23So they're close.
34:25If we lose,
34:26they'll be number one
34:27in the conference.
34:27Shit.
34:29That's what's in his head
34:30right now.
34:30But there's nothing
34:32we can do about that tonight.
34:32We need people drunk
34:34and happy
34:34and spending money.
34:36Can you help?
34:38Aye, aye, can.
34:41Thanks.
34:42And, uh,
34:44thanks
34:46for all this.
34:48What are friends for?
34:57This is where at least
34:58we will spend the first week.
35:00I mean,
35:00there's only suffocating,
35:01don't we?
35:01A little bird told me
35:03that you've rushed for me
35:04to get off your asses
35:05and go sell some raffle tickets.
35:06It's Logan.
35:07Was it Logan?
35:08It was Logan.
35:12Okay, this is a party.
35:14And?
35:15Parties are supposed to be fun.
35:17So is winning.
35:19Jensen wants me
35:20to step up more as captain,
35:21so I'm stepping up.
35:23Well, others have suggested
35:24you might be boring
35:25everyone to death.
35:27I'm guessing that
35:28was also Logan.
35:30This fundraiser
35:30means a lot to him.
35:32Sweet.
35:32Sweet doesn't win games.
35:34Hey, I heard carbs
35:35are good, though.
35:43Happy to talk to him yet?
35:47Yeah, I know.
35:48Soundcheck didn't really seem
35:49like a time to be
35:51like,
35:51Justin,
35:52I don't like your lyrics
35:53or our song,
35:55which,
35:55by the way,
35:56used to be about you,
35:57but I don't have
35:58a crush on you anymore,
36:00so I really don't know
36:00what it should be about.
36:01But it should not be
36:03about yellow haze.
36:06Well, maybe we work
36:07on wording on that.
36:08Yeah.
36:13Okay, party people.
36:15A few of our silent auction
36:16items are currently
36:17going for way
36:19undervalued,
36:19so if you act fast,
36:20you could get them
36:21for a steal.
36:22A steal.
36:23Now,
36:24I know there are mostly
36:25Boston fans in the house.
36:27That's right.
36:29And as a born-and-bred
36:30New Yorker,
36:31I happen to think
36:31those people are living
36:32a sad, desperate existence
36:33that nobody...
36:34Ow! New York?
36:35Get out of here!
36:37Hey, Della,
36:38we love you,
36:39but this one,
36:40this one,
36:42this one's part
36:43of the family.
36:44I have box seats
36:45to a New York Rangers game
36:47and a meet-and-greet
36:48with the legend himself,
36:50Phil Graham!
36:54Yeah, so don't be cheap.
36:55It's the once-in-a-lifetime
36:56opportunity for all the
36:57beautiful properties.
37:01And that's right,
37:02Rangers fans,
37:03I'm looking at you.
37:03Garrett.
37:05Did you call my fucking dad?
37:07Hey, I hope your son
37:08enjoys the camp.
37:10Please.
37:10Hey.
37:13What the hell, dude?
37:14He just donated.
37:15Did you call my dad?
37:16Look, Phil gives
37:17something every year.
37:19All right?
37:19You obviously just
37:20didn't ask him right.
37:22That's not...
37:24He's a self-centered,
37:25pompous asshole.
37:26Well, yeah,
37:26my mom is in rehab
37:27for the fifth time.
37:28I get it.
37:29Okay?
37:30But who cares, all right?
37:31It's for a good cause.
37:32You don't know
37:32what you're talking about.
37:33Never once considered
37:34why I didn't want you
37:35to call him.
37:35Are you kidding?
37:36All we ever do
37:37is think about
37:38what you want.
37:41Do you know
37:41how much hockey costs?
37:42Genuine question.
37:43Because these kids
37:44need the money.
37:45I needed the money.
37:46This fundraiser
37:47is the only fucking reason
37:48I'm here.
37:49It's not all about money.
37:51Spoken like a person
37:52with a shit ton of it.
37:53Back for a second set.
37:55Ladies and gentlemen,
37:57give it up
37:57for After Hours.
38:02All right,
38:03we're going to take
38:03a break from requests.
38:05We're going to play
38:05something brand new for you.
38:07It's an original.
38:08Written with the one
38:09and only Hannah Wells.
38:19You didn't tell me
38:20he was going to sing
38:21your song?
38:24Oh, you didn't know.
38:25Shh.
38:26Hey, well,
38:27on the bright side,
38:28you're about to find out
38:28if it's any good.
38:29Maybe people will love it.
38:36Oh, God.
38:36Alone enough
38:38for me to ask you.
38:39Alone enough
38:41to feel the hurt.
38:43Echoes weaving
38:44through the walls here.
38:46Keeping secrets
38:47in the night.
38:48We are indivisible.
38:51Together we're
38:52a number of minds.
38:55Oh, oh, oh, oh.
38:58Flowers of our eyes
39:00reflect the sky.
39:03Until I find out
39:06sinking into your
39:08yellow, yellow haze
39:12lingering as it was
39:14yellow, yellow rain
39:18what was it all for?
39:20Yellow rain?
39:22Like pink?
39:24Seeking into your
39:27yellow, yellow haze
39:31yellow, yellow rain
39:32No, it's catchy.
39:33It's catchy.
39:37Yellow, yellow
39:43Yellow, yellow
39:44Yellow, yellow
39:51There you are.
39:54What, what'd you think?
39:55Like, what it, the song is not ready.
39:59Well, I mean, I thought it went well.
40:02No, it's supposed to grab people.
40:04Like, make them feel things.
40:07Yeah, they seem really into it.
40:09The lyrics don't even make sense.
40:10They're poetic.
40:12No, we need to start again, from the beginning.
40:16No.
40:17What?
40:18Kind of so fucking with my head.
40:20I made something I'm proud of.
40:23I performed it. I put my heart on the line.
40:25You go on and on about how you don't feel it.
40:28How you don't connect.
40:29How the song doesn't sound like you.
40:32Of course it doesn't.
40:34Because you refuse to put yourself in this.
40:37You... you wanna feel something, Hannah?
40:41Try writing your own lyrics.
40:48I'm done.
41:02And in first place...
41:07Grace Ivers.
41:09Please collect your prizes from Della at the barber.
41:15Congratulations to all of our lucky winners tonight.
41:19A lot of people got what they wanted, but not all of us.
41:28So if there's any last minute requests, changes of heart,
41:32remember that the photo booth is out of order.
41:46Um, okay, yeah, good night. Good night.
41:54He's been weird tonight, right?
41:55So weird.
42:13Change your mind.
42:14No. Maybe.
42:17Just every time we do this, I feel so...
42:19Amazing.
42:21Bad. I feel bad. Guilty.
42:23Wait, are you Kathleen?
42:25No. I'm just a girl.
42:27I have to think about what everyone else feels before I can figure out what I'm feeling.
42:30And I can't even do that right now, because this fucking breakup is totally messing with my head.
42:36I don't even know what to think.
42:37Then don't. Don't think.
42:40Tell me what you want.
42:43Allie can.
42:47Tell me what you want.
42:50And this is not a relationship, okay? No strings, no feelings, just sex.
42:54Just fucking kiss me.
43:06Meet a man in an hour.
43:26This is a party.
43:28Parties are supposed to be fun.
43:31Are you having fun?
43:32Not really. You?
43:34Yeah, not really.
43:36Justin and I broke up.
43:37Oh, not words I was expecting to hear from my girlfriend about another guy.
43:42I have two weeks to write another song.
43:44There's plenty of time.
43:46Are you and Logan going to be okay?
43:49We'll be fine.
43:51Yesterday when he asked about your dad, it could have been an opening to tell him.
43:57Tell him what?
43:59About Thanksgiving?
44:00What you told me?
44:02Phil's a dick.
44:04Logan knows that.
44:05Everybody does.
44:06That's all they have to know.
44:08Ew, what happens when Phil shows up to a game?
44:10When I win, he nods.
44:13And when I lose, he says nothing.
44:15He won't be that hard to ignore.
44:17I think you should tell someone.
44:20Jensen, Logan, they care about you.
44:23I don't need them to know.
44:26And that's why I have you.
44:29I trust you.
44:36You want to go home?
44:37I wish.
44:38I told Della I'd oversee clean up.
44:40And I really should get started on the song.
44:43Okay, you go.
44:44I'm going to stay at my place tonight.
44:46You sure?
44:46Yeah.
44:47I could get some sleep for the game tomorrow.
44:50Big scary game against big scary St. A's.
44:53You scared the shit out of them, you know?
44:56Look how hard they're trying to please you.
44:57Oh, they're not trying to please me.
44:59They're trying to win.
45:01Which you will.
45:02See you tomorrow, okay?
45:04Be in the stands with the sign that says,
45:06I heart diagram.
45:07Might be kind of hard to spot you.
45:08There are a lot of those signs.
45:10I hate you.
45:12I love you, too.
45:15See you tomorrow.
45:16Yeah.
45:17All right.
45:23We'll see you tomorrow.
45:25We'll see you tomorrow.
45:27We'll see you tomorrow.
45:31We'll see you tomorrow.
45:32We'll see you tomorrow.
45:34We'll see you tomorrow.
45:35We'll see you tomorrow.
45:35We'll see you tomorrow.
45:35We'll see you tomorrow.
45:36We'll see you tomorrow.
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