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Off Campus - Episode 1
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00:06Thank you for listening.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:26MUSIC CONTINUES
02:30In my class, average actually means average.
02:34That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class. Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't. I need this for my major.
02:48Relax. Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks. So pretty. So entitled.
02:58Weren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm. Me? No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:24Okay. Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect. Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:41They're not gonna help you here.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it. Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody wanna hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop. Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it? Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no. She's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay? Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Sound jakes at five. You're on at nine, okay? Eight words. Ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who? Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham? Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm. So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question. I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go. I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34That was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:55Turns out I'm still 20, when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:00Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards and the cards and the cards and the cards and the club.
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Picking their lips.
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:30I don't want shit.
06:31I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:35Oh, shit.
06:38Oh, shit.
07:10Hey, wanted to talk to me?
07:12If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.
07:19Oh.
07:20Oh, you have your bad news face.
07:24It's your scholarship.
07:26It's not happening this year.
07:28What?
07:29Budget cuts don't even get me started.
07:32No, we're three weeks into the semester.
07:34How can...
07:35No, no, they can't.
07:37No.
07:37We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.
07:39They can help.
07:41No, they're just gonna give me another work-study job.
07:43I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.
07:46Oh, my God.
07:47Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
07:49Don't stop breathing.
07:50You need air to process and live.
07:53Yeah, I also need money.
07:55Is there another scholarship I could apply for?
07:58Another classical composition scholarship?
08:03I could switch concentrations.
08:05Performance?
08:05Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.
08:09And there's no money in classical.
08:11Well, jazz.
08:12Jazz.
08:12I could write jazz.
08:14Even less money.
08:16Right?
08:16What do I do?
08:18Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.
08:22Hey, Hannah.
08:22Hannah, we're gonna get through it, okay?
08:30I could write pop.
08:32First place comes with a scholarship, right?
08:34Right, but...
08:35You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.
08:38And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.
08:44I mean, your word, outstanding.
08:46It's true.
08:47Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.
08:53Yeah, see?
08:53Yeah, I can totally pop.
08:55How hard can it be, really?
08:56Famous last words.
08:58Because the competition, it's pretty steep, Hannah.
09:00No, I can do this.
09:02I will do this.
09:06Okay.
09:07Bring some ideas into class.
09:09We'll talk.
09:11Okay.
09:22Dean!
09:26Dean!
09:27Where you at?
09:30Dean!
09:31Do not give me the silent treatment.
09:34He's taking the world's longest shower.
09:36Still.
09:36At least the door's shut this time.
09:39Logan!
09:41Drains clogged again!
09:42No shit.
09:43Finish your fucking shower.
09:44I'll come fix it.
09:46Dean!
09:47Come help with the kegs.
09:49Told you.
09:50I'll be right down.
09:51Yeah, but when?
09:55You want me to come down naked, Tucker?
09:58Because I'll do it.
09:59You sure will.
10:00Never mind.
10:01Forget I have it.
10:05Maybe Garrett will help.
10:06Where the fuck is Garrett?
10:08Hmm.
10:10Guys?
10:16Hey, what's up, bud?
10:17Hey, what's up, dude?
10:19Garrett!
10:20Hey!
10:23Yo, Garrett!
10:25What's up, bud?
10:25What's up?
10:26Can't wait for the easy game tomorrow.
10:30Hey, guys?
10:31Hey!
10:31Garrett!
10:33You hear me?
10:34Oh, no.
10:34I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:36I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:37I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:38I don't know.
10:39I don't know.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Hey, bro.
10:51Just fixed the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone. Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me. What?
11:03What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You can fix it. Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12I mean, that counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making?
11:15It's a house party. We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just...
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables. Dippables.
11:24Dippables. Dippables.
11:25Okay, okay, okay, okay.
11:27Nothing for you, Logan, if you're gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man. I look great.
11:33I'll be listening to you.
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Who brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07My before game.
12:09So strict.
12:10Are you also strict about
12:12non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you.
12:31I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I wanna do
12:36is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough
12:41till they cross the line.
12:47So, for your pop showcase tour de force,
12:50are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know.
12:53I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a GoPro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:05You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Pole
13:09is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:13There's conversation there now.
13:16Never more touch my body.
13:18Cause I'm so India.
13:21India.
13:23India.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:28Come on.
13:29Just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:38I-I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:41and his accent makes me melt.
13:43And it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I-I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:51Or...
13:52Maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I-I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:03I-I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I-I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it!
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looks naked!
14:18And then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I-I can't do this.
14:22Oh, okay.
14:23I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to block party tomorrow.
14:26Including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I-I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not!
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Shawn's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but I-
14:47No, Hannah!
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor,
14:51you have to take a rest.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:22In case somebody else,
15:24when we're in the bed,
15:26when we're not going to work with them the same,
15:29we don't have any money,
15:31we don't have any money,
15:31we don't have any money,
15:32we don't know, but we will.
15:35I change my hair,
15:37I change your clothes,
15:38my cheek tattoos,
15:40if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised,
15:44so I'm just trying,
15:46no one's watching me
15:47Not just a party,
15:49you somebody would a party
15:51or somebody you need
15:54Don't just a party,
15:55you somebody would a body
15:57want your body on me
16:00I'm just a party
16:01SON Bcel diet
16:06Just a party,
16:08SON BELIN to folk
16:13I might take you by surprise, my box is short, so I swear I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes, my cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care, so then you run your fingers through my head.
16:31People talk, I know they do, let's let them talk about me.
16:37Oh, my God.
16:39I need somebody.
16:39Not a body, not a body.
16:42I want a body, not a body to me.
16:48I want a body to me.
16:52Oh!
16:53Oh!
16:55Oh!
16:56Oh!
16:59Oh.
17:06I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice
17:15Yeah, no, it's, it's, um, it's not a judgment
17:18I just missed you
17:28Did you miss me?
17:30Um
17:32Wow, okay, guess I misread this
17:36No
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett
17:50Okay, they still have lives
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins
17:55So you're special
17:56What, that's not
17:58No, I was just made captain
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game
18:02How I play, how I behave
18:04I can't lose focus
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore
18:12Okay, I, I want to be your girlfriend
18:16Why?
18:19I, I mean, like, what I mean is, uh
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you
18:36Either
18:36So maybe
18:39You just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL
18:41Or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be
18:45But, um, either way
18:48You deserve better
18:51Fuck you, Garrett
18:59Yeah, fuck me
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith
19:17A lot of stock
19:18In Garrett Graham
19:20He has the ability
19:21And the potential
19:22To be a generational player
19:23Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player
19:26Who has that tenacity
19:27But I'm betting
19:28That Garrett Graham
19:29Proves me right
19:30If you
19:31You got a lady
19:32And you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me
19:39You're not
19:40You're not in danger
19:41I'm not the dry
19:43I'm not the sack
19:44For a fee
19:46I'm happy to be
19:48You're a bank of mine
19:50Come on
19:51Hey, baby
19:52Dirty feet
19:54Dirty feet
19:55Dirty feet
19:57Dirty feet
19:59Dirty feet
20:01Dirty feet
20:03Dirty feet
20:03No, I take it back
20:04Dirty feet
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20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:39How says...
20:40Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:41Nay.
20:42Okay.
20:43Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour.
21:01If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50in your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
22:40Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter.
23:07In my room, I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:33Not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't?
23:52I'll...
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition next
23:59semester?
23:59You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love, and
24:07life, and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what it should
24:25be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you were wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:40Uh, nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open up balloons today, right?
24:59All right.
25:04Shit!
25:10Shit!
25:23Shit!
25:24Shit!
25:26Shit!
25:26Shit!
25:28Shit!
25:29Shit!
25:29Shit!
25:29There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:34I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:38No, no, I'm sorry. Sorry.
25:40See you there. You left the game?
25:46Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order, Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17They're good. The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:22I carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing?
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:39Oh, my God. Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on.
27:31I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:51Sorry.
27:52I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:17Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:46Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Oh.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:02I'm a junior.
29:04Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No, thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for like two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see Anthony.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
30:01Please welcome your very own
30:05Ryder.
30:07Go!
30:09Go!
30:11Go!
30:20Go!
30:27I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Look.
30:39I just fucking need it.
30:41You do it!
30:42I'm just kidding.
30:43You gonna be Yup.
30:45You're gonna be right now.
30:47You wanna be right now.
30:48One!
30:53One!
30:53One!
30:53One!
30:56One!
30:58Three.
30:59Two!
31:06One!
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the Warpath.
31:21Making Daddy proud, Graham?
31:27Fuck!
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that? You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing. He's been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever. Good friends. And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it. We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah. Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:27Oh, my God.
32:33Come on.
33:03Come on.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:35Hey!
33:45Hey!
33:49Hey!
33:51Hey!
33:53Hey!
34:00Hey!
34:11Hey!
34:29Hey!
34:31Hey!
34:51Hey!
35:00Hey!
35:03Hey!
35:05Hey!
35:06Hey!
35:07Hey!
35:08Hey!
35:08Hey!
35:08Hey!
35:09Hey!
35:09Hey!
35:09Hey!
35:10Hey!
35:10I'm entertained by picking brains, sell my soul by dropping veins.
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back.
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh, the bitch is back.
35:37Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.
35:40I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh, the bitch is back.
35:44Logan, Logan! Here we go, here we go.
35:47Hit that!
35:50Touchdown!
35:55Yes!
36:06Fuck you back, man.
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there.
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh, the bitch is back.
36:16Stone cold sober as a matter of fact.
36:20I can bitch, I can bitch, cause I'm better than you.
36:23It's the way that I move.
36:25It's the way that I move.
36:29Hey, hey, hey.
36:33Woo!
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling.
36:57It's a heartbeat.
37:00Go-go.
37:02Go-go.
37:04Go-go.
37:06Go-go.
37:07Try somewhere.
37:10Go-go.
37:12Go-go.
37:13Close your eyes.
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie.
37:18I mean, why are you in bed?
37:25Go-go.
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.
37:29You know, Sean, tell Ollie I have zero interest.
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing.
37:36Hi, babe.
37:37Good to see you, too.
37:38Whatever.
37:39Hi.
37:39I love you.
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out.
37:41It's block party, Hannah.
37:42You know, if you don't give an ass, she'll just keep at it until you do.
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you.
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.
37:50That doesn't matter.
37:51She's coming.
37:55I don't...
37:56What just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened.
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and...
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole.
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in.
38:04No, no.
38:04I have nothing to wear.
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true.
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit.
38:10You just do your makeup.
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah.
38:13Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me.
38:18I plead the fifth.
38:20Fine.
38:20Okay, I'll do your makeup too.
38:21Just hustle.
38:22Before Justin leaves.
38:39It's a day, it's a divide.
38:47Oh, you're this bitch.
38:49That is what I'm talking about, honey.
38:52Okay, um, don't look now, but Justin is right over.
38:55I just said don't look now.
39:00Well, now you have to go over there.
39:02No, I talked to him earlier.
39:03He's not good.
39:04No, just stop thinking this.
39:06No, this is why we pre-game.
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl.
39:12Look how courage.
39:13Hey, move your pressure.
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school, I thought we'd be.
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public.
39:19You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance for him?
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