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The Boys - Season 5 Episode 7
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00:00:15What the fuck?
00:00:18You don't get it, do you?
00:00:20How much I can't fucking stand here.
00:00:23Starting today, Samaritan's Embrace becomes
00:00:26the Democratic Church of America.
00:00:30Who are they?
00:00:31It's almost every psychic in the country.
00:00:32What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
00:00:35Since when did hopeful and naive
00:00:37become the same thing?
00:00:39Why would you get into this business
00:00:41if not to save the world?
00:00:43After everything we've been through,
00:00:44I want to do this together.
00:00:47I heard about this place, Stanghouse,
00:00:50where the birds get their babs out
00:00:51when they bring you a ribeye.
00:00:53We know, Kevin.
00:00:55We know it was you.
00:01:00You were never my bro, bro.
00:01:02The real Joe Kessler?
00:01:04He's dead in the Panjshir Valley.
00:01:05You never dragged me out.
00:01:07You left me to die.
00:01:11Wait, that's she not here.
00:01:13What the fuck is that?
00:01:13Sonic, me and Frenchie are working on.
00:01:15None of my fucking business got it.
00:01:17I don't understand.
00:01:18You wasn't supposed to.
00:01:20Why do you hate me?
00:01:21I loved Clara more,
00:01:22and this is what she would want.
00:01:27Run.
00:01:30Run.
00:01:39Now he turned water into wine.
00:01:41What a useless superpower.
00:01:43A real God should make them cower
00:01:45and come to our defense.
00:01:48Amen.
00:01:48Healing us, you lepers,
00:01:50won't cure these open borders.
00:01:52Because we need a new world order
00:01:54to restore some common sense.
00:01:57No angels singing on high,
00:01:59no invisible man in the sky
00:02:02that's right in front of your eyes.
00:02:05Raise him up.
00:02:07Raise him high.
00:02:10We need a God that we can see
00:02:12to bring him to their knees.
00:02:14Raise him up.
00:02:16Raise him high.
00:02:18Oh my God.
00:02:19A God who bleeds red, white and blue,
00:02:21just like me and you.
00:02:23Help in the poor.
00:02:24Mercy for strangers.
00:02:26All pedals and curbs who put us in danger.
00:02:27Raise his name and see how he raised us
00:02:30on the throne on his own.
00:02:31Now he's bigger than Jesus.
00:02:33Raise him high.
00:02:35Raise him high.
00:02:37High.
00:02:38We need a God who's strong and just
00:02:40and American like us.
00:02:42Raise him up.
00:02:44Raise him high.
00:02:47Like y'all been praying for God's rebirth.
00:02:49We just rebooted the universe.
00:02:56And that's a wrap.
00:02:57I'm fucking standing, everybody.
00:02:59No, it fucking wasn't, Chad.
00:03:00Be perfect as the Lord.
00:03:02Father is perfect.
00:03:03Angel number six.
00:03:04You was late.
00:03:05Coming back after the fucking break.
00:03:06We gonna run that shit again.
00:03:08From the top.
00:03:14Come in.
00:03:20Hello, you two.
00:03:22Isn't it a beautiful day?
00:03:23You're welcome to use this office
00:03:25as long as you need.
00:03:26I know.
00:03:29Let's get right to it.
00:03:30While, oh, Father,
00:03:32it's hard at work on my divine unveiling,
00:03:34I have a few action items
00:03:35I need you to handle.
00:03:37Of course.
00:03:38Anything, sir.
00:03:39The Democratic Church of America
00:03:40is to be the official national religion
00:03:43based around the one true God, me.
00:03:46Great idea.
00:03:46I want every boundary
00:03:47between church and state dissolved.
00:03:49I want troops
00:03:52sent into every sanctuary city
00:03:54that took in starlighters.
00:03:55Issue an executive order
00:03:57banning abortion.
00:03:58Also, breastfeeding is now mandatory.
00:04:00Babies need their mothers,
00:04:01not fake milk.
00:04:02Actually, outlaw that, too.
00:04:04Sir.
00:04:05Ban nut milk.
00:04:07The greatest trick
00:04:08the devil ever pulled
00:04:09was making you think
00:04:10nuts were milk.
00:04:15Those are all, uh,
00:04:17fantastic ideas, sir.
00:04:19I'll run them by Congress.
00:04:20No.
00:04:21Disband it.
00:04:21Sorry?
00:04:22Disband Congress.
00:04:24It's better for freedom.
00:04:25Well, sir,
00:04:26I don't really have that authority.
00:04:32Ashley, do me a favor.
00:04:34Read Stephen's mind.
00:04:37I want to know
00:04:38if he's a true believer.
00:04:43Well, of course I am, sir.
00:04:45Terrific.
00:04:46Then you have nothing
00:04:47to worry about.
00:04:49Do it.
00:04:51What the fuck is that?
00:04:53Don't look.
00:04:55Don't make me ask again.
00:04:56Sir, I...
00:05:00Sir, I...
00:05:01Sir, I...
00:05:01Sir, I can't...
00:05:06He's terrified of you, sir.
00:05:09He thinks you're just a tiny bit psychotic.
00:05:16Stephen.
00:05:19Here I am.
00:05:21A living God.
00:05:24Right before your eyes.
00:05:26And still,
00:05:28your faith wavers.
00:05:32It's okay.
00:05:34I'm not angry.
00:05:38But I am disappointed.
00:06:09I'm not angry.
00:06:13Jordan Lee, right?
00:06:14You must be Marie Moreau.
00:06:17Something like that.
00:06:18I'm M.M.
00:06:19Heard that you like the Chosen One
00:06:20and have Homelander-level strength or some shit.
00:06:23Well, reports of my awesomeness
00:06:25have been greatly exaggerated.
00:06:27Do you have it?
00:06:31Emma's been tracking her father's movements
00:06:33for the past three weeks.
00:06:33For some reason, he's been spending
00:06:34a lot of time at Vault Studios.
00:06:36Like, a lot of time.
00:06:38Hasn't been to Vault Tower,
00:06:39D.C., not even the church.
00:06:41Why?
00:06:41We don't know.
00:06:42But the studio's doubled their security.
00:06:44They're packing serious heat.
00:06:46It's all in there.
00:06:47Fine.
00:06:50So...
00:06:53What's our next move?
00:06:54Pack it up. You guys are done.
00:06:55Well, I'm sorry.
00:06:56What are you talking about?
00:06:57It's over, okay?
00:06:58So just tell those other guys
00:06:59to run while they can,
00:07:02however they can, yeah?
00:07:03Hold on, that's it?
00:07:05You're...
00:07:05Aren't you the one who recruited us
00:07:07to fight your fucking fight?
00:07:09We have been risking our lives
00:07:10for a year.
00:07:12Dumpster diving and sleeping in cars.
00:07:13And we're happy to do it.
00:07:15Because we want to help.
00:07:16What good's all that power, Marie?
00:07:19If you can't control it?
00:07:25We're not going to stop fighting.
00:07:26Then you're fucking naive.
00:07:27Since when did hopeful and naive
00:07:30become the same thing?
00:07:33Yeah.
00:07:34Your audition tape for The Seven.
00:07:35I must have watched that shit
00:07:37on the Dawn of the Seven Blu-ray
00:07:38like a thousand times at Red River.
00:07:42Or was that just some line
00:07:43you said to get the gig?
00:07:51I was naive.
00:07:55I guess you're not who I thought
00:07:56you were, Annie.
00:07:59I guess not.
00:08:09Fuck her.
00:08:12Come on.
00:08:13Let's go.
00:08:13We left as soulmates
00:08:17On Paris Island
00:08:20We left as inmates
00:08:24From an asylum
00:08:27And we were sharp
00:08:31As sharp as knives
00:08:34And we were...
00:08:51Jesus Christ!
00:08:53Wouldn't do that if I were you.
00:08:56Uranium.
00:08:59Three seconds.
00:09:00What the fuck is going on in here?
00:09:17For the second she's ready
00:09:18we got her next dose, right?
00:09:19Next dose?
00:09:20Are you kidding?
00:09:21Look at her!
00:09:22What are you doing?
00:09:23Glad it fucking be, my son.
00:09:25If at first you don't succeed
00:09:27I'll find another older fuck.
00:09:30See
00:09:32Soldier Boy's flashy tip blast
00:09:33got me thinking
00:09:34He weren't born with that power.
00:09:36The Ivans gave it to him
00:09:38through a consistent application
00:09:39of scientific methodology.
00:09:41They threw an atom bomb
00:09:42worth of radiation at him.
00:09:45Right.
00:09:46So
00:09:46Using the research
00:09:48we nicked from him
00:09:48a few donkeys back
00:09:49Me and Frenchie
00:09:50are doing the same thing
00:09:51to Camito.
00:09:52She gets Soldier Boy's power
00:09:54She tip blasts Armander
00:09:55Bees and fucking honey.
00:09:57So when we kept asking
00:09:58what you two were up to
00:09:59and you kept saying
00:10:00mind your fucking business, cunt
00:10:01it was this.
00:10:03Yeah.
00:10:03Butcher, this is...
00:10:04the most insane-ass shit
00:10:06I ever heard.
00:10:07In a few weeks
00:10:08you're gonna somehow
00:10:08do what it took
00:10:09the Russians over a decade.
00:10:10Yeah.
00:10:11Cause unlike the Ivans
00:10:12we got us a living
00:10:13breathing supercomputer
00:10:15bunked down
00:10:15at student services.
00:10:17Sage
00:10:17all she does
00:10:18is self-medicate
00:10:19and binge Love Island.
00:10:20You could fucking
00:10:20kill Kimiko.
00:10:22Frenchie.
00:10:22No, it's not my wish.
00:10:24Fuck!
00:10:25Butcher, who cares
00:10:26what he wants?
00:10:27Not Butcher.
00:10:30Me.
00:10:33It's my call.
00:10:37We have to do something.
00:10:47So.
00:10:49The JV League deliver?
00:10:51For what?
00:10:52My father's up to something
00:10:53big at Vought Studios
00:10:54but we don't know what.
00:10:56Could be a trap.
00:10:57Could be.
00:10:59You stay here
00:11:00with Kimiko and Sage.
00:11:02We'll bust into the studio
00:11:03nab the holy twat
00:11:04stomp on his bollocks
00:11:05till he gives us
00:11:05homeland his next move
00:11:07and then I'll do the cut
00:11:08and we'll call that
00:11:08an honest day's work, yeah?
00:11:10No.
00:11:11Quit acting
00:11:12like we're going
00:11:13on a milk run.
00:11:18It's over.
00:11:22We lost.
00:11:32Posh Spice
00:11:33was easily the most
00:11:35shit-membered of Squad.
00:11:36Could barely sing or dance.
00:11:37No discernible talent
00:11:38whatsoever.
00:11:39Wasn't even featured
00:11:40on Wannabe.
00:11:42But
00:11:43did that stop her?
00:11:45No.
00:11:46You look at her now.
00:11:47Still married with Bex.
00:11:4915 engagement rings.
00:11:5132
00:11:52faux covers
00:11:53inducted by Prince William
00:11:55into the order
00:11:56of the bloody British Empire.
00:11:58Even I doubt
00:11:58her move
00:11:59into women's apparel
00:12:00but
00:12:00her line
00:12:01is a staple
00:12:03at Paris fucking
00:12:04Fashion Week.
00:12:05You see
00:12:06despite her obvious
00:12:07disadvantages
00:12:08including
00:12:09a tragic inability
00:12:10to smile
00:12:11she never gave up
00:12:13and we ain't
00:12:14giving up either.
00:12:18your fucking
00:12:20dead talk's
00:12:21terrible.
00:12:22The worst.
00:12:23Ah,
00:12:23bollocks.
00:12:24That was a fucking
00:12:25knockout.
00:12:27Come on.
00:12:35Sir?
00:12:38I just want to start
00:12:39by saying
00:12:39how deeply
00:12:39sorry I am.
00:12:42Okay,
00:12:42I totally
00:12:43fucked up.
00:12:44But you know,
00:12:45Noir was saying
00:12:45some really mean shit
00:12:46about you.
00:12:47It's okay.
00:12:48It's okay.
00:12:49All is forgiven.
00:12:51Really?
00:12:53Because
00:12:55I am
00:12:57abolishing
00:12:57The Seven.
00:12:59Effective immediately.
00:13:00Let's be honest,
00:13:01there hasn't been
00:13:01seven members
00:13:02of The Seven
00:13:02in quite some time.
00:13:04It's a bit of
00:13:05a running joke.
00:13:09You could give it to me.
00:13:12I could run it
00:13:13for you, sir.
00:13:14Yeah.
00:13:15I mean,
00:13:16I'm the most loyal.
00:13:17I've always done
00:13:17whatever you've asked
00:13:18and no questions asked.
00:13:19I mean,
00:13:19I've given you
00:13:20everything.
00:13:22I've chosen you
00:13:23over
00:13:25everyone that's
00:13:26ever wanted
00:13:27anything.
00:13:30Please.
00:13:32Please.
00:13:34Seven's all I have.
00:13:35Don't make this
00:13:36about yourself.
00:13:41Wishing you
00:13:42all the best.
00:14:08one right in.
00:14:10All right.
00:14:11Then,
00:14:11Zeus,
00:14:12Starlight,
00:14:13you're with him.
00:14:13You're easy,
00:14:14lucky day.
00:14:15Whoever spots the minister,
00:14:16call it in,
00:14:17and he'll just come running,
00:14:18yeah?
00:14:24Hold it right there,
00:14:26little missy.
00:14:27You think you could
00:14:28smuggle illegals
00:14:30onto my land?
00:14:31Whoops.
00:14:33Looks like another
00:14:33birthright citizen.
00:14:34God damn you.
00:14:36This is my home,
00:14:38my land,
00:14:39my country.
00:14:41Just picture it.
00:14:41This whole valley,
00:14:43a million acres
00:14:44of strip malls,
00:14:46subdivisions,
00:14:47chain of hamburger berries.
00:14:49We could all be rich.
00:14:51That's what you
00:14:51Manhattan elites
00:14:52will never understand.
00:14:54We don't want
00:14:56to be rich.
00:14:57We want
00:14:58to be free.
00:15:00Cut.
00:15:01Everybody hold.
00:15:03I'm going to
00:15:04CG in that arrow.
00:15:05Half of the country
00:15:06thinks I'm not.
00:15:08Why do I even bother?
00:15:11Hey,
00:15:11so you dropped
00:15:13the line,
00:15:13I'm going to send
00:15:14these illegal rapists
00:15:15back where they came from.
00:15:17It's kind of
00:15:17where the whole scene
00:15:17turns.
00:15:18This is bullshit,
00:15:19okay?
00:15:19American Eagle
00:15:20is Vought Plus's
00:15:21number four show.
00:15:22Why are we being
00:15:23canceled?
00:15:24They're with you.
00:15:24This is coming
00:15:25from the top.
00:15:26The Homeland
00:15:26is rebooting
00:15:27the universe.
00:15:28Okay,
00:15:28can you at least
00:15:29then write a finale
00:15:30that isn't just
00:15:31a dogpile
00:15:32of a bunch
00:15:32of red state
00:15:33bumper stickers
00:15:34slapped together?
00:15:35The Taylor,
00:15:35Sheridan,
00:15:36AI wrote the thing
00:15:37and it does not
00:15:38take notes.
00:15:38It's just a bunch
00:15:39of dumb motherfuckers,
00:15:40all right?
00:15:41No father,
00:15:42so come on.
00:15:44Balls and charts.
00:15:45Balls and charts.
00:15:46Balls and charts.
00:15:53What do you want?
00:15:54Are you presently
00:15:57lobotomized?
00:15:58Not me.
00:15:59For 58 seconds
00:16:00or whatever you want
00:16:01to say,
00:16:01get it out fast.
00:16:02I need your help
00:16:03irradiating Kimiko.
00:16:05It is.
00:16:05The turducken,
00:16:06a fourth quarter
00:16:07long shot.
00:16:07Hail Mary,
00:16:08wishful thinking.
00:16:09Get the formula wrong
00:16:10by even a fraction
00:16:11of REM.
00:16:12Kimiko's deader than
00:16:12Epstein between
00:16:13guard shifts.
00:16:14Exactly.
00:16:15Just pull one moment.
00:16:18Check my work.
00:16:19Tell me if I'm doing
00:16:20this correctly.
00:16:25Thirty seconds.
00:16:32I cannot lose Kimiko.
00:16:37I love her.
00:16:39You love her?
00:16:42More than you could know.
00:16:44Love is a logic error,
00:16:46okay?
00:16:47Love blinded me
00:16:48to how a truly
00:16:49beautiful,
00:16:50brilliant man
00:16:50could lose his damn
00:16:51mind right up
00:16:52under my nose.
00:16:54Love made me
00:16:55miscalculate
00:16:56that a disfigured
00:16:57Nazi cum stump
00:16:58could actually bring
00:16:59Homelander and
00:16:59Soldier Boy together.
00:17:02Love makes people
00:17:03unpredictable.
00:17:04And if I can't
00:17:04predict people,
00:17:07I am useless.
00:17:09Therefore,
00:17:10useless to you.
00:17:12Boy, shit.
00:17:13Homelander is a threat
00:17:14to you, to us,
00:17:15to the whole world.
00:17:16If you won't save us,
00:17:17save yourself.
00:17:20Help me.
00:17:24Ah!
00:17:25Ah!
00:17:26Ah!
00:17:28Ah!
00:17:43You gotta hand it
00:17:44to Homelander.
00:17:45Who else would
00:17:46announce they're
00:17:47the second coming
00:17:47with a song and
00:17:48dance number?
00:17:48Fucking Hitler
00:17:49on the outside.
00:17:50Fosse on the inside.
00:17:53Come on!
00:17:55Fucking right.
00:17:56Stop.
00:17:57Fucking right.
00:18:02It's going to be
00:18:02perfect.
00:18:08Hey, hey,
00:18:09where are you going?
00:18:10Top ten,
00:18:11Billy Joe.
00:18:12What?
00:18:12Give us your top ten.
00:18:13Come on.
00:18:13I mean,
00:18:13it'd be so hard
00:18:15to rank them.
00:18:15There's so many.
00:18:16But if I had to,
00:18:17okay,
00:18:17it's scenes from
00:18:18an Italian restaurant,
00:18:19which is like
00:18:20three songs in one,
00:18:21but I love them all.
00:18:22The Entertainer.
00:18:23The Entertainer.
00:18:24Deep cut one there.
00:18:25No, what else?
00:18:25What else?
00:18:26Allentown.
00:18:27Oh.
00:18:27Which actually is
00:18:28about the decline
00:18:29of Levittown,
00:18:31New York.
00:18:32Alien.
00:18:33Holy shit.
00:18:35That's Synapse.
00:18:36He's wanted for
00:18:37those psychic
00:18:38interstate murders.
00:18:39What the fuck
00:18:39is he doing
00:18:40out here
00:18:40in the open?
00:18:42Oh, shit.
00:18:43If he reads
00:18:43our thoughts,
00:18:44then...
00:18:45I think I got you
00:18:46talking about
00:18:46Billy Joe,
00:18:47you fucking kid.
00:18:47I think I can't
00:18:50either.
00:18:50I think I can't
00:18:50by the end.
00:18:51Oh, shit.
00:18:52Oh, shit.
00:18:56Oh.
00:19:19Oh!
00:19:20Yo! You gonna get that, bro?
00:19:22Xander!
00:19:22Hey!
00:19:23What are you doing here?
00:19:24So good to see you, man.
00:19:25We wouldn't want a little guppy
00:19:27to get caught in that can, my man.
00:19:29Come on in. Grab it.
00:19:30I've had such a fucked day, man.
00:19:33You wouldn't believe it, bro.
00:19:34Yeah, get in the water, man.
00:19:36No, you're not listening to me.
00:19:40Ah, shut the fuck up.
00:19:42We know you were responsible
00:19:43for the pipeline genocide.
00:19:45Remember March 15th, motherfucker!
00:19:48Oh, no.
00:19:50No, wait, that wasn't me, man.
00:19:52If you step one foot,
00:19:54one fucking stupid ass simian toe
00:19:56in the water, anywhere,
00:19:57an ocean, a stream, a fucking puddle,
00:20:00on God, son, you're dead.
00:20:02We're gonna kill you!
00:20:03You understand, you dumb motherfucker?
00:20:05Water is fucking off limits to you!
00:20:08You are dead to us!
00:20:11Bitch ass!
00:20:17Oh.
00:20:24Madam President, it's five.
00:20:26Then we'll head down to the briefing room
00:20:27for the announcement.
00:20:28Be right there!
00:20:30This is it.
00:20:32The end.
00:20:33We have to get the Pentagon, or NATO,
00:20:35somebody, anybody to help.
00:20:37I lost every single student council election.
00:20:43If fucking April Drinkowitz could see me now...
00:20:46Hey!
00:20:47Wake the fuck up!
00:20:48You got the president killed.
00:20:50I didn't have a choice.
00:20:51Now will you let me enjoy this for one second?
00:20:54Just get off my back.
00:20:56You know I can't.
00:20:57And you've always had a choice, Ashley.
00:20:59But this is a new low.
00:21:01Even for you.
00:21:03Me?
00:21:03You took over my body and spied on Soldier Boy
00:21:06without my consent.
00:21:08Do you know what a violation that was?
00:21:10I had to do something since I'm stuck on such a coward.
00:21:13Fuck you.
00:21:15All of this is mine.
00:21:18Not yours.
00:21:19I'm the one that got us from Mini Driver's Junior Publicist
00:21:22all the way to the fucking White House.
00:21:24Me.
00:21:25Not you.
00:21:26But look at yourself.
00:21:27Look at you.
00:21:28You hate yourself so much.
00:21:31Don't you want to be able to sleep through the night?
00:21:33Or, or, or quit yanking out your hair?
00:21:36Or, or look at yourself in the mirror again?
00:21:41How can I?
00:21:42When you're constantly telling me how horrible I am.
00:21:46I should be proud.
00:21:47I haven't died.
00:21:52Do you know how hard it is to stay alive around here?
00:21:55I would rather we die than be this.
00:21:57Oh, what a fucking murder.
00:21:58You want to die?
00:22:00Great.
00:22:00I will cut you out with a cheese grater if I have to.
00:22:04You know what?
00:22:04I have tried.
00:22:06I have really tried to help you.
00:22:08But you're too far gone.
00:22:09I'm done.
00:22:10Don't threaten me with a good time.
00:22:11I'm serious.
00:22:12It's over.
00:22:12You will never hear from me.
00:22:14Ever.
00:22:15Again.
00:22:16Thank fuck.
00:22:19I'm free.
00:22:36Are you serious?
00:22:37Are you serious right now?
00:22:38There he is!
00:22:39Hit it.
00:22:39Hard.
00:22:42Yeah!
00:22:43Best defense against psychics.
00:22:45Weed numbs your brain so they can't reach you.
00:22:47We should call.
00:22:48Speak home.
00:22:49I know that's right.
00:22:51I know that's right.
00:22:52Welcome.
00:22:53Praise him.
00:22:55Praise him.
00:22:56I want to thank everybody for making this important journey.
00:23:00My dear, where are you from?
00:23:02Rachel from Duluth.
00:23:03Okay, Rachel.
00:23:04And, um...
00:23:05Tavin Coleman from, uh, Temple, Texas.
00:23:08There we go.
00:23:08There we go.
00:23:09Hallelujah!
00:23:10Far and wide.
00:23:11Now, each of you lucky souls were painstakingly selected from around the country for your die-hard
00:23:17online support of the big man.
00:23:19Fuck Starlight Show!
00:23:22Yeah!
00:23:22Now, we are very excited to start focus testing on Homelander's next momentous chapter.
00:23:29Yeah!
00:23:30Are you all ready for this VIP experience?
00:23:32Yes!
00:23:33Well, where are you ladies going?
00:23:34Come on, let's go.
00:23:35Okay.
00:23:46I'm a cat.
00:23:51All right.
00:23:52First off, congratulations.
00:23:55You are the first people in the world to watch this promo.
00:23:59Afterwards, we will hand out some questionnaires so you can mark down your reactions, and then
00:24:03we'll have a little discussion about the film.
00:24:06Full honesty.
00:24:08Please, there are no wrong answers.
00:24:10We will use your input to help us going forward.
00:24:13What the fuck are they doing here?
00:24:17I saw nothing from you, Ian Butcher.
00:24:19I'm getting really worried.
00:24:21Wait a minute.
00:24:22That's gray matter.
00:24:25And that muscle bitch over there, that's Psych KO.
00:24:27They were serving consecutive life sentences at Elmira.
00:24:30Wait, I've seen them before.
00:24:31I have.
00:24:32Their headshots were up at the church.
00:24:37But why would Homelander be bringing together the world's most dangerous psychics?
00:24:43Okay, here we go.
00:24:45I'm going to leave you alone.
00:24:46He's gone.
00:24:48Jae.
00:24:48Seek.
00:24:59Seek.
00:25:02Seek.
00:25:03Seek.
00:25:04Seek.
00:25:05Seek.
00:25:05Seek.
00:25:06Seek.
00:25:06Seek.
00:25:07Seek.
00:25:08Seek.
00:25:08Seek.
00:25:13Seek.
00:25:14What are you doing here, Jesus?
00:25:17I've taken the fight as far as I can.
00:25:20Corrupt FBI, transgender immigrant rapists.
00:25:26The forces of darkness in today's world are simply too much to bear.
00:25:31What are you saying?
00:25:32Turning the other cheek does nothing.
00:25:34We need results.
00:25:35A real savior with real American values who can conquer evil once and for all.
00:25:53I'm not worthy.
00:25:55Neither was I.
00:26:22And I accept.
00:26:47What the fuck is all this?
00:26:48Hey. Homeland. Next phase of the reboot. Showing the faithful my boundless love for them.
00:26:57Hmm.
00:26:58That there?
00:26:58The Homelander Mount.
00:27:01We're saying that this is where the angel visited me when I ascended a godhood.
00:27:06Right.
00:27:07Uh, you're gonna love this.
00:27:09This area here, we're calling it Soldier Boy, Father of God.
00:27:16All the fastest rides are gonna be there, and every night there's gonna be a ticket tape parade honoring you.
00:27:24I'm gonna head down to Bogota.
00:27:27Figure I'll store it and fuck my way through the Banana Republics.
00:27:32Uh, when are you coming back?
00:27:35Probably not for, uh, ever.
00:27:41What?
00:27:43Look, if you don't like the park, I mean, forget it. I don't, I don't care about any of it.
00:27:49You want hookers and blow? I'll get you all the drugs and all the wrinkly old whores in America.
00:27:54No, you're not hearing me.
00:27:56No, you're not hearing me. I am where I am because you chose me to help me.
00:28:00So I want you to have whatever you want.
00:28:04What I want is to get away.
00:28:05From what?
00:28:12Or from who?
00:28:14This just ain't my bag, kid.
00:28:16I welded your shield back together. You never use it.
00:28:19I hired you a three-star Michelin chef.
00:28:21All you ever order is meatloaf and chili.
00:28:25I even had LJ mock up a new super suit for you.
00:28:28Oh, God. See, that's what I'm talking about.
00:28:30Oh, God, what?
00:28:31I don't want that.
00:28:34And another thing.
00:28:36I gave you the V1.
00:28:39Because of Clara.
00:28:41Because that's what she would have wanted.
00:28:44This was never gonna be a play and catch in the front lawn.
00:28:47Fixing up the old Impala bullshit.
00:28:51You're too weird.
00:28:52Stop fucking saying that.
00:28:55And you're no God.
00:28:59No angel came to you.
00:29:01You had a wet dream about some chick with big juicy tits.
00:29:05If that makes you a God, then I'm a fucking God every night.
00:29:08I am God!
00:29:20Would it help if I said, it's not you, it's me?
00:29:29If you want to go, go.
00:29:46Good luck, son.
00:30:08I love you.
00:30:25Forget it.
00:30:28Already tried.
00:30:33Okay, um...
00:30:35Oh, what about your, um, Medusa dicks?
00:30:38I mean, can't they break us out?
00:30:39And here I was, deadling me arsehole while you kipped and drooled for a bleedin' out.
00:30:42Okay, all right.
00:30:45That cunt synapse.
00:30:47I could feel him while I've been around him in Nogony.
00:30:50Switched off all me powers.
00:30:57Tell her about it.
00:30:58Won't be tellin' nobody nothin' if we don't get out of here.
00:31:01No, that's my number three Billy Joel song.
00:31:03I can't die without getting that straight.
00:31:05It's a four-quadrant bop.
00:31:06We ain't gonna die, you dozy twerk.
00:31:07We are gettin' out of here.
00:31:08Yeah, right.
00:31:09Just like Frenchie's experiments on Kimiko aren't gonna kill her.
00:31:13Come on, man.
00:31:13It's just us here.
00:31:14Level with me.
00:31:15You're grasping at straws.
00:31:16You know none of the shit is gonna work.
00:31:20Hey, you listen to me, Huey.
00:31:23We ain't done yet.
00:31:25Even if I have to drag your broken fuckin' carcasses over the finish line,
00:31:31we are goin' on the way.
00:31:33No matter the cost.
00:31:34Till the job's fuckin' done.
00:31:37Wow.
00:31:40I mean, as menacing and truly fucked as that sounded,
00:31:45I gotta say, it was kinda hopeful.
00:31:52You may be right.
00:31:53I'm always bloody right.
00:31:54No, that's my number three Billy Joel song.
00:31:56Oh, I knock it off.
00:31:57You started this, okay?
00:31:59No!
00:31:59No!
00:32:08Kimiko.
00:32:10We have to stop you.
00:32:12You're barely healing.
00:32:28I was, uh, thinking about what you said before.
00:32:36Four children, three, we can buy a place in Marseille by the water, warm sea spray,
00:32:52lavender air, plenty of room for children, and a Bernadoude.
00:33:03Look. Look. Her name is Simone. She's a rescue, what? Like us, no?
00:33:13Hey, you stay strong, you hear me? After everything we've been through, settling down sounds nice.
00:33:32Kimiko? Kimiko? No. Hey, Kimiko!
00:33:46See, girl, you stupid. You took a risk. You stayed loyal while Cordell was making out with what's-her-face
00:33:54from Casa? Fuck Casa!
00:33:55Excuse me. I brought you something.
00:34:02Said I wanted a fucking chalupa.
00:34:06Kimiko is no longer strong enough. I cannot risk her life,
00:34:11all while the smartest person in the world is sitting right here, marinating in her own guilt and urine.
00:34:18You're blocking me.
00:34:20Mm-hmm.
00:34:31Cordina are still together to this day. Brings me some joy.
00:34:37You're a Love Islander?
00:34:39Love Island, USA, UK, Sweden, games. You name it, I watch it.
00:34:44Why is this so fucking good?
00:34:48Because you were right. Love.
00:34:51It makes...
00:34:54No sense.
00:34:56It's stupid.
00:34:59Unpredictable.
00:35:02Socrates Colleta.
00:35:04A divine madness.
00:35:05Was he that fuckboy again with Nicole?
00:35:09So you do not understand love?
00:35:13So what?
00:35:15No one ever has or ever will.
00:35:17You see, no matter how small you are, there is still mystery in the world.
00:35:29Isn't that wonderful?
00:35:36Have you never been so completely loved?
00:35:48I know you have no reason to help me.
00:35:56I beg you.
00:36:01I love Kimiko.
00:36:04Yeah.
00:36:09I cannot live without her.
00:36:16Fucking fine. I'll help you.
00:36:21But you gotta give me a couple of hours to get my brain, you know, good.
00:36:28Okay.
00:36:29Okay.
00:36:38Oh, unless you want in?
00:36:43Mm-hmm.
00:36:51Thanks.
00:36:55Annie?
00:36:56Hey, where are you guys? I was getting worried.
00:36:59Tossing O'Fathers trailer. There's some weird shit in here.
00:37:01Well, we got eyes on him in the Tag Night Theater.
00:37:04Okay.
00:37:05On our way.
00:37:09Okay. Now, Rachel, you look emotional.
00:37:12What's going on?
00:37:14I'm sorry. I just, um, I just think Homelander is so selfless.
00:37:18Taking on the burdens of Jesus.
00:37:21Uh, just a show of hands, how many of you now believe that Homelander is your personal Lord and Savior?
00:37:29Well, now...
00:37:31Are you fucking kidding me?
00:37:33Yes.
00:37:36Amen.
00:37:37Amen.
00:37:51If I read your name, you are free to go.
00:37:54Please grab yourself a special Vitality swag bag from the lobby.
00:37:58Everyone else, uh, use the restroom. We will reconvene and we'll have some more in-depth conversation.
00:38:06Uh, Scott Ambler.
00:38:09Thomas Carter.
00:38:11Deborah Allen.
00:38:12Help me out here.
00:38:15In the movie, was Homelander God, the Second Coming, or Jesus' brother?
00:38:20Because the world building in there was fucked.
00:38:22Does it even matter?
00:38:23I mean, they will believe whatever he tells them.
00:38:26What is the fucking point of saving people if they don't want to be saved?
00:38:30This is what they want.
00:38:36All right.
00:38:39So, back when my gramps got killed by a soldier boy, shit got rough.
00:38:43Neighborhood kids laughed, called me soft, shit like that.
00:38:47And then one day, I find this pigeon on the sidewalk.
00:38:52Wing busted, he was in bad shape.
00:38:54So I run inside, grab a shoebox and a first aid kit, and come and start nursing it.
00:38:59I figured, if I can save just this one life, maybe it might somehow make up for me.
00:39:11Anyway, those same fucking kids, they found out.
00:39:17And so now it don't take a genius to go from mother milk to mother's milk.
00:39:22Your mother's milk.
00:39:24You letting that sky rat suck on your titties or that dick?
00:39:29They were relentless.
00:39:32Right up until the day when that little bird flew out of my house.
00:39:36And right over their heads, good as new.
00:39:40And you know what, Annie? Here's the crazy thing.
00:39:44I loved my new name.
00:39:47Cause I loved helping people.
00:39:48I loved being kind.
00:39:51Making my family proud.
00:39:52That name was a badge of honor for me.
00:39:57Now, last year, locked up in that detention center, something changed.
00:40:02My heart, it just got scarred over.
00:40:06Like the world had just broken it one too many times.
00:40:09Yeah, it got easier just being cynical.
00:40:15Checking out.
00:40:17But I also hated myself a lot more.
00:40:22I went from being a motherfucker with a heart.
00:40:26To just being a motherfucker.
00:40:30But you know what?
00:40:33Giving a shit.
00:40:35In a world where nobody gives a shit.
00:40:39It ain't soft.
00:40:41It's hard as hell.
00:40:45And that's the real me.
00:40:49And that's the real you too.
00:41:28I thought you were looking for Starlight.
00:41:30I am.
00:41:31She's not here.
00:41:37Wait, you smell that?
00:41:39Smell what?
00:41:51You ate Chipotle for lunch.
00:41:53Carne inside a bowl with extra guac.
00:41:59And corn salsa.
00:42:16And you had little Caesar's crazy bread.
00:42:19Stolen right off the counter.
00:42:20You're a bad boy.
00:42:45Yes.
00:42:46Lord.
00:42:47I've been trying to reach you.
00:42:48Oh, Father.
00:42:48How was the test screening?
00:42:49Blessings on blessings.
00:42:51We have detained Billy Butcher and Hugh Campbell.
00:42:53They are here at the studio.
00:42:55Starlight can't be far.
00:42:56Mm-hmm.
00:42:57We searching.
00:42:58You want us to kill Butcher and Campbell?
00:42:59No.
00:42:59Get Sage's location first.
00:43:02Iora visit.
00:43:04Yeah.
00:43:04No.
00:43:05About this, uh, screening.
00:43:08How did it go?
00:43:10We got some follow-ups.
00:43:12A few more questions.
00:43:13How many?
00:43:14Believed in their hearts that I am indeed the one true God.
00:43:20Six.
00:43:22Six out of 30?
00:43:23Listen.
00:43:24Proselytizing is my other superpower.
00:43:26Right, now let's retool the edit a little bit.
00:43:29Lennox is delivering music and a day.
00:43:31I know.
00:43:32Give them the full VIP experience.
00:43:35I can convert them.
00:43:54It's all good, man.
00:43:56The entire team is focused on nothing but you.
00:43:58Okay, just, uh, you know, thinking outside the box here.
00:44:01What about San Antonio?
00:44:03Or Tucson?
00:44:03Maybe Vegas?
00:44:06Hello?
00:44:07Hey.
00:44:08Hey, did I lose you?
00:44:08No, Kevin, honey.
00:44:09Those towns are all landlocked.
00:44:11Water is literally your whole brand.
00:44:13It's all you have.
00:44:14It's not all I have.
00:44:15I have more than that.
00:44:17He's drowning.
00:44:17Somebody help him!
00:44:19Please!
00:44:20Please!
00:44:23It's the deep!
00:44:24Everybody look!
00:44:25The deep's here!
00:44:26Just thank God!
00:44:28Help my Pop Pop!
00:44:29Hurry up!
00:44:30Help him!
00:44:31Oh, come on!
00:44:32Kevin, this is what we want.
00:44:35Free publicity.
00:44:36Now get in there and save that man.
00:44:40Why aren't you helping me?
00:44:42Can someone just toss him a life preserver?
00:44:44What are you doing?
00:44:45Help him!
00:44:48Turn sideways to the shore!
00:44:50Swimming at an angle!
00:44:52You're the lord of the seven seas!
00:44:53Please!
00:44:54Do something!
00:44:54No!
00:44:55What are you doing?
00:44:57Papa!
00:45:00Oh, no.
00:45:02What are you doing?
00:45:03What are you doing?
00:45:05Hey, what was the name of that topless steakhouse?
00:45:10The what?
00:45:10The one in Reno.
00:45:12The one you and Lenny wanted to see.
00:45:17The Juicy Rack.
00:45:20Okay.
00:45:21Well...
00:45:22If we get out of here, we're going to the Juicy Rack.
00:45:24When we get out of here, we are definitely going.
00:45:30How are you two feeling?
00:45:32Why don't you fuck off out of my head and I'll tell ya?
00:45:34I already know.
00:45:35You want to rip me in too, which makes me a tiny bit erect.
00:45:40Not gonna lie.
00:45:42But believe me.
00:45:44I'd rather not be in that rat's nest of yours.
00:45:47So much pain.
00:45:49Regret.
00:45:50And abject failure.
00:45:52Like with this fucking guy.
00:45:57Oh.
00:45:59I got a little bit of erection myself.
00:46:02You miss me?
00:46:05Who's this?
00:46:06He ain't real.
00:46:07He's just fucking with us.
00:46:09Come on, man.
00:46:10Joseph Allen Kessler.
00:46:11I served with Billy.
00:46:13Actually, you know what?
00:46:13More than that?
00:46:14Billy and I?
00:46:17We were besties.
00:46:20See, the problem you're having is that curled cottage cheese you got inside your skull that remembers me as being
00:46:26some sort of a sociopath headcase.
00:46:31That hurts my feelings, Billy.
00:46:34It's not true.
00:46:35That wasn't me.
00:46:37No, that was always you.
00:46:41You know, sometimes Billy get real friggin' blitzed.
00:46:47All quiet.
00:46:48All quiet and sullen.
00:46:50And then he'd admit that he had this darkness inside of him.
00:46:55A shark that couldn't stop.
00:47:00You see, Billy had no conscience.
00:47:05So I was there to be that for him.
00:47:08Pull him back when he went too far.
00:47:12Does that ring any bells?
00:47:15Just ignore him, Huey.
00:47:16It's just Syob's bollocks.
00:47:18That's all.
00:47:18Just bollocks.
00:47:19You remember when the night finally came to cash that check?
00:47:23Panjshir Valley.
00:47:25We were there to take out this mid-level ISIS clown.
00:47:30Billy got us into the compound.
00:47:33Problem is that we got this call that this asshat had a hundred men that were minutes behind us.
00:47:39Now, any sane command leader, they'd pull their men out.
00:47:45Make sure they were safe.
00:47:47But not Billy, no.
00:47:48See, Billy got that little glint in his eye.
00:47:52Wouldn't give the order.
00:47:54So I got in his face.
00:47:56I screamed at him.
00:47:57Target's not worth it.
00:47:59Target wasn't worth it!
00:48:06Nothing.
00:48:07So I popped him one.
00:48:09Smacked him right there in the forehead.
00:48:10Got him a sweet little scar, you see.
00:48:13But Billy...
00:48:15Well, Billy didn't budge.
00:48:19No.
00:48:20I'm sure as shit.
00:48:23We were surrounded.
00:48:28Good news is that old Butcher, he got his target.
00:48:35The issue was that Billy was the only member of the unit to walk out of there alive.
00:48:45So he will ask you to pull him back.
00:48:52But the truth of the matter is, is you are fucked when you get in his way.
00:48:57Lot of dead canaries in old Billy Butcher's coal mine.
00:49:04Anyway.
00:49:07Good luck with that, Huey.
00:49:10Why don't you just piss off your fucking nuns?
00:49:13We ain't telling you shite.
00:49:15You don't have to tell me shite.
00:49:18I know everything.
00:49:19I've been inside your cassava the whole fucking time.
00:49:21I've just been distracting you.
00:49:24Let's see, Sage is in an abandoned school in Erie, Pennsylvania.
00:49:27And Kimiko?
00:49:29Seriously? You're gonna saddle her with Soldier Boy's Power Blast?
00:49:33Are you fucking insane?
00:49:39Homelander is gonna love this shit.
00:49:45Alright boys.
00:49:48I'll see you soon.
00:49:57We got a warm Frenchie.
00:50:00Butcher.
00:50:03Butcher!
00:50:04We are on the cusp of a great awakening in this country.
00:50:07Amen!
00:50:12But,
00:50:14though you said you believed in Homelander,
00:50:19your own thoughts betrayed you.
00:50:21But we do believe in Homelander.
00:50:24Just not quite where it counted.
00:50:28In your hearts.
00:50:35In this new world,
00:50:39there is no room for heresy.
00:50:51What?
00:50:51What?
00:50:52We do. We love Homelander.
00:51:01I'm sorry. Are we not allowed to leave?
00:51:02Oh, my God!
00:51:03No!
00:51:03Why did they do it?
00:51:05I'm sorry. Are we not allowed to leave?
00:51:08No!
00:51:09No!
00:51:10No, no, no!
00:51:13Oh, my God!
00:51:17No!
00:51:24No!
00:51:28No!
00:51:43Move! Get out of the way!
00:51:44Fuck.
00:52:00Let's go, let's go! Come on!
00:52:05Come on!
00:52:06Let's go! Let's go!
00:52:10Ah!
00:52:12Ah!
00:52:14Ah!
00:52:18Ah!
00:52:22Ah!
00:52:28Ah!
00:52:31Ah!
00:52:34Ah!
00:52:38Get your head in the game!
00:52:40Fuck you!
00:53:17Come on, people! We gotta get out of here! Let's go! Come on! Now! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
00:53:28Let's go!
00:53:40Let's go!
00:53:45Let's go!
00:53:47Let's go!
00:53:51Let's go!
00:53:52Let's go!
00:53:52Oh, no, no, no, no, Billy! See, I want you to watch first! I'll fucking kill you! You see that
00:54:00there, Huey? This is the part where he pretends like he cares!
00:54:08You like people to watch, don't you, Synapse!
00:54:12like the way you watched your brother die fuck you sorry that's your mo right i mean those
00:54:18crime scene photos i can still picture them in my head now you can see them too right
00:54:28shut up the autopsy said that your little brother was still alive when you made him
00:54:32gut himself with your alcoholic mom's corkscrew shut up seven years old and you loved him that's
00:54:38what's so tragic i will fucking gut you too no you won't you want to know why enlighten me because
00:54:48you were so focused on my head you weren't focused on his you see we were just distracting you
00:55:03oh i'm gonna enjoy this one cunt but then again i enjoy them all
00:55:25nice one mate
00:55:29call frenchy now
00:55:37god damn it frenchy pick up
00:55:42all right folks let's go there you go
00:55:47all right
00:55:53thank you
00:56:03what do you want
00:56:06your help
00:56:13nice work your numbers are only a tiny bit fucking stupid
00:56:16all fixed now and the exposure will be dispersed evenly
00:56:19perhaps we should reformulate i checked everything three times i never check anything three times
00:56:25we're ready
00:56:28let's fucking go
00:56:58shh
00:57:0640 seconds.
00:57:11She cannot take it.
00:57:12If we stop now, she will not recover from another attempt.
00:57:15This is it.
00:57:18Enough.
00:57:18She's dying.
00:57:19Don't.
00:57:20Don't.
00:57:30Give me go.
00:57:36I set a Doppler system on the roof to detect unexplained objects or flying soups.
00:57:43Homeland.
00:57:43Three minutes, give or take.
00:57:46Not enough time to escape.
00:58:02Homeland can not see through zinc.
00:58:18Take your legs.
00:58:20Yes.
00:58:20Okay.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:24No.
00:58:25Hey.
00:58:25It's okay.
00:58:26There is no time.
00:58:28I will find somewhere else to hide.
00:58:31No, please.
00:58:32No.
00:58:33No.
00:58:34No.
00:58:37No.
00:59:11Sage?
00:59:14Come on out.
00:59:15I'm out.
00:59:59The Frenchman.
01:00:07Where are the others?
01:00:11We're Sage.
01:00:32You don't really think you're gonna recreate Soldier Boy's little party trick, do you?
01:00:42We already did.
01:00:47And they're coming for you as we speak.
01:00:52So gargle my hairy nutsack, you Nazi putain.
01:00:57And gargle on this.
01:01:08Look at you.
01:01:13I bet you never danced a day in your life.
01:01:20I bet you never did.
01:01:43Frenchie.
01:01:46Frenchie.
01:01:51Frenchie.
01:01:54Frenchie.
01:01:56Frenchie.
01:01:59Frenchie.
01:02:01Frenchie.
01:02:07Why'd you do that?
01:02:10Why'd you leave me, you stupid asshole?
01:02:16Are you all right?
01:02:23Thank you for saving us.
01:02:25Thank you for saving me.
01:02:28No.
01:02:30No, Mumkai.
01:02:34You saved me.
01:02:44Don't leave me.
01:02:48Please, please, please, please, please.
01:02:52Please don't leave me.
01:02:55Never.
01:02:57Never.
01:03:06You came from the first.
01:03:19No.
01:03:30Frenchie?
01:03:33Frenchie?
01:03:34No.
01:03:35No.
01:03:35No.
01:03:36No.
01:03:45Frenchie?
01:03:49No, no, no, no, no.
01:03:51No.
01:04:01Please don't leave me.
01:04:04No.
01:04:06No.
01:04:07No.
01:04:09No.
01:04:11No.
01:04:13No.
01:04:15No.
01:04:16No.
01:04:17No.
01:04:18No.
01:04:18No.
01:04:18No.
01:04:19No.
01:04:19No.
01:04:20No.
01:04:20No.
01:04:21No.
01:04:22No.
01:04:22No.
01:04:26No.
01:04:27bright above you night breezes seem to whisper I love you birds singing in the
01:04:40sycamore tree dream a little dream on me
01:04:49stay nighty night and kiss me just hold me tight and tell me you'll miss me while I'm alone and
01:05:05blue as
01:05:05can be dream a little dream on me stars fading but I linger on dear still craving your kiss
01:05:38sweet dreams till sunbeams find you sweet dreams that leave all worries behind you
01:05:50but in your dreams whatever they be dream a little dream of me
01:06:03stars fading but I linger on dear still craving your kiss
01:06:15I'm longing to linger till dawn dear just saying this
01:06:27dream a little dream of me
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