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The Boys - Season 5 Episode 2
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00:00:10This is my son, your grandson, you're a fucking disappointment.
00:00:14Get out of the building now!
00:00:16Just stop!
00:00:17Everything you wanted, he's right fucking there.
00:00:20And now you blink?
00:00:21Ladies and gentlemen, the vice president of the United States.
00:00:24I know exactly what you're thinking, literally.
00:00:26Homelander wants more Starlighters arrested.
00:00:28As long as you're useful.
00:00:29Everything will come up, Ashley.
00:00:30Oh my god, Samir.
00:00:31Is that?
00:00:32Zoe's dad?
00:00:35You're gonna make us some more of that virus.
00:00:38Clinical!
00:00:39You're still working on the virus, and you want Frenchy.
00:00:42Homelander's fuming.
00:00:43He's gonna execute Huey, Frenchy, and him in about 36 hours.
00:00:47We need your help to break them out.
00:00:49You're fucking crazy.
00:00:53Frenchy!
00:01:00What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02What was I so afraid of?
00:01:02Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:03Ha ha!
00:01:04Ha ha!
00:01:06It's faster than the speed of light.
00:01:11Watching as your dreams will fly.
00:01:16I think I should stand and fight.
00:01:20And disappear into the night.
00:01:23Into the night.
00:01:25Praise the Lord.
00:01:27Praise the Lord.
00:01:28Praise the Lord.
00:01:30Praise the Lord.
00:01:32We come together to mourn the one and only A-Train.
00:01:36Amen.
00:01:36He loved his country, his God, but most of all his captain.
00:01:44Homelander, amen.
00:01:45Amen.
00:01:46Amen, sir.
00:01:47But our martyred brother in Christ was struck down by that Jezebel,
00:01:57that wily emissary of Satan himself, Starlight.
00:02:03That's right.
00:02:04Now you know that ain't no figure of speech, right?
00:02:07It ain't no metaphors in this house.
00:02:09Starlight and her minions are literally possessed by demons.
00:02:13They spew and vomit.
00:02:15They eatin' babies.
00:02:16They're turning little boys into little girls with garden shears.
00:02:20Lord have mercy!
00:02:25But we cast those demons out of this house.
00:02:28We fight hell fire.
00:02:30We're holy fire.
00:02:31We fight with the ballot box.
00:02:34We fight with the ammo box.
00:02:38Matthew 1034, I do not come to bring the peace, but a sword.
00:02:42You are not here to be blessed.
00:02:43You are here to do war!
00:02:46Amen!
00:02:47Amen!
00:02:48Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:49Amen!
00:02:51Can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:53I said, can you feel the Holy Ghost power?
00:02:57Then I need you to praise him.
00:02:59Praise him!
00:03:01Praise him!
00:03:02Praise him for victory!
00:03:02Praise him!
00:03:04Praise him!
00:03:04Praise him!
00:03:06Praise him!
00:03:08Praise him!
00:03:10Praise him!
00:03:11Stand up!
00:03:13Stand up!
00:03:14In the name of Jesus!
00:03:16My sweet boy.
00:03:20Amen!
00:03:22Amen!
00:03:23Amen!
00:03:25Amen!
00:03:26Amen!
00:03:29Amen!
00:03:41Amen!
00:03:41Welcome to the outskirts of airy, Pennsylvania.
00:03:44A charming little burg, best known for a staggering amount of fentanyl overtosis.
00:03:53Oh, and, uh, when you come in here, keep your mouth shut, or that'll do the fucking lot of you.
00:04:20You're still working on the virus
00:04:22Not working
00:04:23Sorted
00:04:25Thanks to this diamond geezer
00:04:32Samir
00:04:33I found him not long after that bollocks with Newman and poor little Zoe
00:04:40Well you lot remember don't you
00:04:42When that cunt homelander
00:04:46Brutally murdered him in cold blood
00:04:48Poor sods didn't stand a chance
00:04:51Samir
00:04:51Hi I'm Huey I was friends with Vicky
00:04:54I
00:04:58I'm so sorry for your loss
00:05:00Are you an idiot
00:05:01He cut off your leg with a hatchet
00:05:02And kept me a prisoner
00:05:03So did you
00:05:04You shot me with the virus
00:05:05Your leg re-grew
00:05:06Alright alright listen
00:05:08The only thing that matters
00:05:09Is we buried said that shit
00:05:11So we could crack on with a godly work of revenge
00:05:14And
00:05:14Good news
00:05:16Samir's done it
00:05:17As of last week
00:05:18That naughty little bug of his
00:05:19Is finally strong enough to top Homelander
00:05:22Or so we reckon
00:05:23We just need a little
00:05:25Dry run
00:05:26This thing kills just Homelander
00:05:29Or every soup
00:05:30Don't know
00:05:30But we'll have a laugh
00:05:32Finding out won't we
00:05:33Jesus fucking christ
00:05:35Will it affect humans
00:05:36Well
00:05:37You know we gotta test it
00:05:38We're close to Cleveland
00:05:40You wish to test it on Rock Hard
00:05:43No?
00:05:43I am glad you're back mate
00:05:45Rock Hard?
00:05:46A member of Teenage Geeks
00:05:48Rock Hard is a living mountain
00:05:50900 pounds of walking granite
00:05:52Hasn't been seen
00:05:54Since his unspeakable acts
00:05:55At the Lincoln Memorial
00:05:56No?
00:05:58Or he's called
00:05:59Fucked Lincoln
00:05:59In the ear
00:06:00Filled it with so much
00:06:01Hot calm
00:06:01It burst out of his mouth
00:06:05Which
00:06:05Makes Rock Hard
00:06:06A perfect lab rat
00:06:08Indestructible
00:06:08Or nearly
00:06:09Almost as strong
00:06:10As Homelander
00:06:11And
00:06:11No one gives a fuck
00:06:13About him
00:06:13So
00:06:14We nip in
00:06:15Twat him
00:06:16Bring him back here
00:06:17For a dose of kill juice
00:06:18Lemon fucking squeezy
00:06:21So
00:06:23Let's get cracking
00:06:24We gotta stop
00:06:26The hate crimes
00:06:27Against Supes
00:06:29Before they start
00:06:30With President Calhoun's
00:06:31Freedom to be free act
00:06:33Local superheroes
00:06:34Can now apprehend
00:06:36Starlighters
00:06:36Before
00:06:37They commit
00:06:38Any more violence
00:06:42Here you go
00:06:44Where'd you get these from?
00:06:46Just friends
00:06:47But
00:06:47They don't need them anymore
00:06:51So
00:06:53How are we gonna do it?
00:06:54Do what?
00:06:54Get the virus away from Butcher
00:06:55We kill him
00:06:56No we're not gonna kill him
00:06:57Alright
00:06:57We're not just gonna go along
00:06:58With this right?
00:07:01I'm sorry
00:07:02Do we all have amnesia?
00:07:04Have we forgotten
00:07:04How fucked Butcher is?
00:07:06He murdered Vicky
00:07:07In front of her daughter
00:07:08Now
00:07:09He wants to murder
00:07:10Every soup
00:07:10On the planet
00:07:11Which includes you
00:07:12I said we take the virus
00:07:13And we run
00:07:14Or kill him
00:07:15Look
00:07:15It's
00:07:1610,000 soups
00:07:17To save 8 billion people
00:07:19Worldwide
00:07:21That's a good price
00:07:22In any war
00:07:24Look kid
00:07:25It's a shit decision
00:07:26Alright
00:07:26We're not denying that
00:07:28But
00:07:28They're out there
00:07:29Wrangling people up
00:07:30As we speak
00:07:30We don't have a motherfucking choice
00:07:32Yes
00:07:32There is a choice
00:07:33And no
00:07:33It's not yours to make
00:07:34You're not the one
00:07:35Who's going to die
00:07:36Right?
00:07:39Why do you always
00:07:40Give in to them?
00:07:44Kimiko please
00:07:44Wait
00:07:59Hey
00:08:00So
00:08:02It's been a tough year
00:08:03No
00:08:04No
00:08:04I mean
00:08:05I have been at Epcot
00:08:06Mostly
00:08:07Huh
00:08:07Why
00:08:08Do you bring it up?
00:08:10Just your whole vibe
00:08:11Ditching Ivy and I
00:08:12At the camp
00:08:13You're siding with Butcher
00:08:14Your hair is different
00:08:15Okay
00:08:16Not so much
00:08:17About the hair
00:08:17It's just
00:08:21Annie
00:08:25Whatever you had to do
00:08:27I get it
00:08:29It's okay
00:08:30We can
00:08:33We can figure this out
00:08:34We can
00:08:36Talk
00:08:37Yeah
00:08:40Or
00:08:42Counterpoint
00:08:44Not talk
00:08:45I mean
00:08:48Yeah
00:08:49That's a
00:08:50That's a pretty compelling point
00:09:07You
00:09:07You stood there
00:09:08Girl
00:09:08Listen
00:09:09Shoot off
00:09:10Sliced into you by Homelander
00:09:11Shot here
00:09:12Here
00:09:12Here
00:09:12It hurt every time
00:09:14But the virus
00:09:14That was the only time
00:09:15I wanted to die
00:09:16The pain
00:09:21And you're okay with it
00:09:23No
00:09:26On my life
00:09:27I'm not
00:09:28But this is happening
00:09:30With or without us
00:09:32So I must learn
00:09:34Everything I can
00:09:36About this pestilence
00:09:37So I can protect you
00:09:40I spent every day
00:09:44Of the last year
00:09:46Dreaming about you
00:10:03You think that I would let
00:10:07Anything
00:10:08Take you away
00:10:10From me again
00:10:13I dreamt about you too
00:10:17C'est incroyable
00:10:20Your voice is even more beautiful
00:10:22Than I dreamt
00:10:34Close off now
00:10:45Your bottom half
00:10:46Is its foot even grown
00:10:48My vagina is tingling and damp
00:10:50Don't ask me
00:10:52What you know is true
00:10:55Don't have to tell you
00:10:57I love your precious heart
00:11:01I
00:11:02I was standing
00:11:07You were there
00:11:10And they could never tear us apart
00:11:18I told you
00:11:22That we could fly
00:11:26But some of us
00:11:28But some of us
00:11:28Don't know why
00:11:33I was standing
00:11:37You were there
00:11:40And they could never
00:11:42Help me to tear us apart
00:12:00God damn it
00:12:01I dream
00:12:06Didn't need to come to this
00:12:09I don't know
00:12:10You left me no choice
00:12:12I know my leadership style
00:12:14Can be
00:12:15Stern
00:12:16But
00:12:18It's for your own good
00:12:21I like to think of myself
00:12:23As
00:12:24The big brother
00:12:27That you never had
00:12:34You remember that girlfriend
00:12:36You had
00:12:38Uh
00:12:40Paul
00:12:42Popfang
00:12:44Betrayed us both
00:12:45To William Butcher
00:12:47No less
00:12:47Huge mess
00:12:48Your fault
00:12:48What did I do?
00:12:50What did I do?
00:12:52I gave you a chance
00:12:54To make things right
00:12:55I reached out my hand
00:13:00And you bit it
00:13:02What did I ever do
00:13:03To deserve that?
00:13:06What
00:13:06Was I too nurturing?
00:13:09Too forgiving?
00:13:10Well maybe
00:13:10But damn it
00:13:11You weren't like the others
00:13:14Snakes
00:13:16Backstabbers
00:13:16I could count on you man
00:13:18I did count on you
00:13:20I loved you
00:13:23But here we are
00:13:26Why does this keep
00:13:27Happening to me
00:13:34I guess the strongest
00:13:35Men are the most
00:13:36Alone
00:13:39You wouldn't understand
00:13:43Nobody does
00:13:48You don't even know
00:13:49You're
00:13:49But
00:13:54You're
00:14:00I feel
00:14:26I don't know.
00:14:31You want to know, you want to know, you want to know.
00:14:33Firecrackers flaming freedom sticks.
00:14:35I'm Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, and we're doing a Votality Vamp Glam tutorial.
00:14:43Wankers, can't even take a shit without it being sponsored.
00:14:46You know they get paid like 50 grand of posts for this shit.
00:14:4950 grand?
00:14:52Dog wankers.
00:14:56Guys, we drill any louder and the real housewives of Constraint are going to hear.
00:15:00Frenchie, how much longer?
00:15:01Teenage kicks you dead out on patrol any minute.
00:15:04They go out, we go in.
00:15:05Rockhart hasn't posted in a year.
00:15:07He might not live here anymore.
00:15:09Every day, Countess Crow, Countess of the Crows, brings down a protein shake to the basement.
00:15:14I bet my bottom anal beads is down there.
00:15:22Everything okay?
00:15:24All good.
00:15:31Oi, look lively back there.
00:15:35All right, nothing fancy, yeah?
00:15:37Nip in, twat in, bring it back here.
00:15:42Keep the engine running.
00:15:51Are you ready?
00:16:21Internet's down.
00:16:22Cam's two.
00:16:23Um, yeah, we have a problem.
00:16:29Putain, man.
00:16:32He really let himself go.
00:16:38The fuck you ass slitters doing in here?
00:16:45My God.
00:16:46Asshole must weigh 30,000 pounds.
00:16:49My dick weighs more, bitch.
00:16:53Well, right now, wait, we can move him.
00:16:55He moved the three of us.
00:16:57So what now?
00:17:15You.
00:17:16What the fuck?
00:17:18No, no, no, no, no, it's okay, it's okay.
00:17:20I don't want to hurt you.
00:17:21You're safe, okay?
00:17:23You've been in deep freeze again.
00:17:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:17:27For how long?
00:17:27Almost two years in a CIA black site.
00:17:31I just found out this morning.
00:17:34You found out this morning?
00:17:35Yeah.
00:17:36But that just happens to be in your room?
00:17:42Did you fuck me?
00:17:44What?
00:17:44Is this some kind of incest thing?
00:17:46No!
00:17:46Then what the fuck is this?
00:17:48Look, I...
00:17:50I want you to find William Butcher.
00:17:53Find him yourself.
00:17:54Well, the people that work for me are limited,
00:17:56and you are the best tracker there is.
00:18:00I just, I need you to find him and report back.
00:18:03Very simple.
00:18:04You want me to work for you.
00:18:08Well, why don't we say work with me,
00:18:11and I can help you.
00:18:13I can give you a proper comeback.
00:18:16I don't need you for that.
00:18:18Well, the whole world does think that you're a Russian spy, so...
00:18:22Okay.
00:18:23All right.
00:18:24Listen to me.
00:18:26I'm no ass felch and commie.
00:18:28You got that?
00:18:29I know, I know.
00:18:30And listen, I am Vaught now.
00:18:34Me.
00:18:35So the public?
00:18:36They're gonna believe that you are whatever I tell them you are.
00:18:40I can resurrect you.
00:18:41I can give you back what you lost.
00:18:44I can even make you number two in the seven.
00:18:47Number two?
00:18:50Or how about I finish the job
00:18:53and blast you to kingdom fuck?
00:18:57Hey, you could try.
00:18:59Who knows?
00:19:00You might even fry the V right out of my blood.
00:19:05Or you might not.
00:19:08But I'm betting that you hate William Butcher
00:19:11more than you hate me.
00:19:15After all, I'm not the one that betrayed you, am I?
00:19:19I tried to kill you.
00:19:21The minute I turned my back,
00:19:22how do I know you won't return the favor?
00:19:25Look.
00:19:35You find William Butcher for me.
00:19:39All is forgiven.
00:19:50looks like a fucking kindergarten ashtray improve your sleep strengthen your immune system
00:19:57nourish your soul the ancient daoists believed that perennium sunning stopped chi
00:20:03life force from leaving the body and invited prana solar energy in
00:20:11don't ignore your anal wellness introducing the new deep brand sigma solarium by vat
00:20:16five bros four bros okay we need to abort your mom should have aborted you
00:20:26fuck it we'll test it here what test we say charcutta if the virus is contagious as samir says
00:20:33the game is over no butcher's right rock hard has seen us so we can't leave
00:20:40virus what virus look i don't break you lot out of the panda flap about now all we've got to
00:20:46do
00:20:47is seal of ventilation every exit point tighter than a boy scout's asshole a jamboree
00:20:58maybe
00:21:04yo is that motherfucker holding his breath uh-huh his heart rate is 10 beats per minute he can't probably
00:21:11hold his breath for a couple of hours like a blue whale he won't breathe how do we get the
00:21:16virus in
00:21:17well he ain't our first whale is he you lot sort this i'll fish the virus can make how you're
00:21:24with me
00:21:30oh you two leave it out would you fucking work in here
00:21:37hey coming with you what fool i don't trust you
00:21:45yeah suit yourself
00:21:52we've so far identified the location of 10 000 active starlight sympathizers coincidentally the map is
00:21:59almost identical to where the most nut milks are consumed where's more he just disappears every
00:22:03afternoon won't say where he's going won't say he's on method meisner technique
00:22:10is that a jew thing we are using local soups and law enforcement to round them up but you can
00:22:16invoke
00:22:16the insurrection act if we need to deploy the military mr president good idea what qualifies
00:22:22someone as an active starlighter that's going to be anyone who posts pro starlight or anti-homelander
00:22:27content honestly the vault book algorithm does most of the work for us we've got what 52 000 data
00:22:33points on every user we truly live in an age of wonder but we are going to need to triple
00:22:40the amount
00:22:41of freedom camps to hold them all love it it's just that after we've paid for vault's military contracts
00:22:46all those corporate tax breaks and for the existing freedom camps treasury's running a little dry
00:22:53people get twitchy at rounding up their neighbors but they'll flat out revolt if we raise taxes
00:22:59the president is thinking how insane this is right now he'll back you you can do it speak up
00:23:04and a lot of these sympathizers are vought customers won't their arrests eaten to your bottom line
00:23:11nah we'll just start selling ads on vought plus wow amazing ashley you're a real
00:23:16che Guevara well all righty then let me ask the most important question do i got immunity
00:23:34for fuck's sake soldier boy is the president vice president of the united states of america
00:23:41they work for me everyone soldier boy is gonna be number two in the seven once he is located william
00:23:49butcher and annie january wait wait what sir no sir i i can do this i can bring them in
00:23:54well like you
00:23:55did with a train we're going in a new direction deep competence oh and steve soldier boy's gonna need
00:24:02a full pardon well sir he uh he was guilty of you know treason
00:24:11consider it done sir terrific and you know what i'm sure the man's dying for a drink uh steve can
00:24:17you make him a manhattan manhattan thanks steve of course can i get you a glass of milk sir no
00:24:28uh steven i'll also have a manhattan god damn this woodcut soups teabag the president since me
00:24:59okay what's next
00:25:05what is it
00:25:22what almost got you fuckers ha ha oh shhh no
00:25:32what is that explains how he's groomed
00:25:37from bashing his bishop gross
00:25:49now that's what i'm talking about oh god
00:25:57fucking unsanitary
00:25:59ugh
00:26:24It's an amazing day and is used by the most trusted
00:26:31Next step will be to apply my fave foundation from my Votality collab
00:26:36Velvet Ember. It doesn't fade even after a long day of shoving starlighters into police fans
00:26:43We talked about this, I don't have a choice. They make me do this
00:26:50Today I'm gonna be going for a dark hero look
00:26:53So we're gonna be using Black Noir's Noir black liquid eyeliner because it is the
00:27:00Dare enter my dark domain? I am Countess Crow
00:27:04Countess of the Crows
00:27:06And I shall make you do the thing that you decide to
00:27:17Fuck it
00:27:20C'est ça
00:27:21It's like each layer of cum represents a slow passage of time
00:27:26It's like a metaphor for life, no?
00:27:29It's a metaphor for my balls
00:27:38But Moise Lani
00:27:39What is the matter?
00:27:41A starlighter cell in St. Louis was raided, so
00:27:44They're all gone
00:27:45Just like the one in Portland and Sacramento and Boise
00:27:49And I guess we can add a train to that list, right?
00:27:55You
00:27:57Didn't kill them
00:27:59They chose to fight
00:28:00Yeah, because they thought that I was going to save them
00:28:03I told them that we were gonna make it out
00:28:07Fucking easy for me to say
00:28:09I'm bulletproof
00:28:12Have you told Petit Tui any of this?
00:28:14No, no, because he'll say it wasn't my fault, so
00:28:17I can't
00:28:21So this is why you do not care if the virus kills you?
00:28:26I led them
00:28:28to a shallow grave
00:28:32So I just get a fucking white picket fence
00:28:37and cherry pie
00:28:38No
00:28:39I can't live like that
00:28:40If I follow them, it's the only thing that makes sense
00:28:50I am the heavyweight champion in torturing myself over lives lost
00:28:57And yes, it's easier to wallow on your guilt
00:29:04But the fucking shit
00:29:06You get up every day and you keep going
00:29:10Anything else is an insult to the dead
00:29:15Great
00:29:17Let go
00:29:18Get your chopped old man hands off of me
00:29:20Guess who didn't make it to patrol today?
00:29:22Oh, shit
00:29:23Starlight
00:29:24Oh my god
00:29:26You guys are terrorists
00:29:29What do we do with her?
00:29:32Same as rock hard
00:29:36You don't have a choice
00:29:40All right
00:29:41Come on
00:29:42No, what?
00:29:44Let me go
00:30:00I'm a starlighter
00:30:04Pounced on this starlighter scum right in our own neighborhood
00:30:08All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:11Turbo rush
00:30:12The drink of heroes
00:30:14Only 15 calories
00:30:17Cut
00:30:18That was a good take
00:30:20No, please, this is a mistake
00:30:22Guy and I'm not starlighter
00:30:23Only 15 calories
00:30:25Yeah
00:30:26Now with acai
00:30:28And maca roots
00:30:30That's better with that
00:30:31Mom!
00:30:31No, Cory
00:30:32Go back inside, please
00:30:33Yo, you stay back
00:30:35Because if you ruin my shot, it's on site, bitch
00:30:39Okay, let's go again and fix your tits
00:30:42They're lopsided
00:30:42All this crime stopping makes me so thirsty
00:30:48Turbo rush now with acai and maca root
00:30:53That's fucking perfect
00:30:54Okay, great
00:30:55Okay, have fun at camp
00:30:59Mom!
00:31:03Blover
00:31:04Not a chance
00:31:05We have to help them
00:31:06Help them and every super than 500 miles
00:31:08will be up our ass within the hour
00:31:10We stayed a course
00:31:11Mine's on a fucking job
00:31:13Fuck the job
00:31:18Give me a go
00:31:19Down
00:31:44Homelander
00:31:48Homelander
00:31:55Sage
00:31:56I was just
00:31:58What can I do for you?
00:32:01Well, that was quite a surprise today
00:32:03Are you sure waking him was the right call?
00:32:06Yes
00:32:07Did you tell soldier boy about the virus?
00:32:09No, I did not
00:32:11Of course not
00:32:14What am I going to say?
00:32:16I really want you to do this job for me
00:32:18But careful
00:32:20Because there's a soup-killing virus out there
00:32:23And you may die screaming
00:32:25Sure you would have jumped at that
00:32:27You have a lot to learn about managing big personalities, young lady
00:32:33Well, besides
00:32:34If there is a virus out there
00:32:36The better he take the risk than us, right?
00:32:39Ah
00:32:40That's tactical
00:32:41Exactly
00:32:42Because for a moment I was afraid
00:32:44You'd only woken him because he was your dad
00:32:49So when he gets infected and he dies
00:32:51You don't know that's going to happen
00:32:52When it does
00:32:53You won't go to pieces
00:32:55Because it was tactical, right?
00:32:59Right?
00:33:06Well, that's how he can do this
00:33:35Absolutely
00:33:35and that's your mind
00:33:36is dangerous enough transporting it without the necessary all right let's
00:33:42talk in we'll give in I'll take it
00:33:52so how fragile is this very very fragile if it broke on the way it could kill
00:33:59every superhero on earth there's also a non zero percent chance it could wipe
00:34:04out every human on earth hmm well best not drop out I thank you so much
00:34:38you get him to breathe yet what did you get him to breathe yet
00:34:48the rest of kicks will be back soon man I know we're doing everything we can oh
00:35:02you know you were wrong earlier we're not terrorists on God when everyone comes back
00:35:08jetstreak's gonna shoot an RPG up your ass and Sheila it's gonna take a shit in the gaping
00:35:13hole that's left look you being here was not part of the plan all right it's just a shitty
00:35:19situation yeah the shittiness ratio is absolutely equal here we don't want to be here any longer
00:35:30than we have to be all we need is to get rock hard to breathe
00:35:38does your face full of pubes mean your friends fuck your pussy mouth
00:35:41I got a teenage daughter that shit right there bounces right off me hey didn't you used to have
00:35:47like 10 crows at one time what's it called a murder oh let me guess Sheila and H crows
00:35:58damn countess they don't give a fuck about you or the two crows you have left their names are
00:36:03Russell and Cameron point is Vaught doesn't care about y'all neither they're draining you for what
00:36:0960% of your earnings it's ridiculous oh motherfucker don't go through my shit Roszak
00:36:19Welbutrin Lexapro kid what are you 19 years old why are you grinding yourself to the nubs for these
00:36:25people all they're gonna do is squeeze you for every cent you got and then sell you out in a
00:36:30heartbeat why are you risking your life for them please please don't kill me I just want to go home
00:36:44I miss my mom and my dad please
00:37:02careful
00:37:08boy fucking small you we know ain't you a little glad I tried to stand
00:37:16no I'm not glad he's dead a train did a lot of horrible things but he saved our lives
00:37:21and he died a hero a real hero and there are a lot of other soups that don't deserve to
00:37:26die either
00:37:28listen I know you just done it here in the gulag you've earned your seat at the table so
00:37:34I'll give it to you straight you gotta knock this wet cap and pussy shite on the head mate
00:37:40ain't doing no one no favors especially your girl I mean that's why she's giving the cold shoulder
00:37:45talk to me about Annie you don't know what's going on with her well I know that she finally knows
00:37:49the
00:37:49fucking school and she knows that you poncing about with this Jimny cricket listen to your heart bollocks
00:37:56she's gonna get her killed
00:38:00is there any part of you left that's still human
00:38:06you're gonna get Annie killed not me
00:38:10but I won't let you do it
00:38:15love it
00:38:32it's good
00:38:36wait is that
00:38:41well well well
00:38:44he's dead right he's supposed to be dead
00:38:48supposed to be
00:38:50Mallory put on my nose for a bit
00:38:55you're telling us this now
00:38:59somebody up there likes us mate
00:39:00in what fucking way
00:39:01well we wanted a guinea pig
00:39:04who better than homelanders old man
00:39:09new plan
00:39:12boy
00:39:14ain't you supposed to be a giant arse dude
00:39:16aren't you supposed to be smart
00:39:17running a truck under the name Don T be a cunt
00:39:20same alias when we headed to hero gasm
00:39:23well
00:39:23oldie better goodie
00:39:29no mate
00:39:30just you
00:39:31and me
00:39:41I guess it's true
00:39:43you're one of us now
00:39:44well if you can't beat him
00:39:46join him
00:39:47then fuck it beat him
00:39:48being super is not gonna save you
00:39:50that don't stop us helping each other
00:39:52homelanders double the cunt now
00:39:54if that's even possible
00:39:56he needs doing more than ever
00:39:57you still fancy a seat on the seventh buncher
00:40:00fuck you
00:40:00we had a deal
00:40:02I held up my end of the bargain
00:40:04and you sold me out
00:40:05put me back in a fucking box
00:40:08and for what
00:40:08because I was gonna kill some dumb kid
00:40:11a kid is your grandson
00:40:13well was it worth it
00:40:14you feeling good about that call right about now
00:40:16where is that fucking brat
00:40:18homelanders the one fucking you over mate
00:40:20or did he mention
00:40:21that we've got an uber virus
00:40:23strong enough to kill every fucking suit on the planet
00:40:26bullshit
00:40:27god's honest
00:40:28the things this virus can do
00:40:33fucking die
00:40:34why do you think he sent you here
00:40:37instead of coming himself
00:40:38hmm
00:40:39you're a sacrificial cunt
00:40:41again
00:40:43I guess we'll see
00:40:45you don't get it do you
00:40:48me
00:40:49homelander
00:40:50your old crew
00:40:52everyone fucks you over
00:40:54do you wanna know why
00:40:57cause you
00:40:58are a dumb
00:41:00fucking
00:41:01twat
00:41:08what the fuck was that
00:41:13fuck
00:41:18hey
00:41:19you two fucktards the local soups
00:41:21holy shit
00:41:23soldier boy
00:41:24what
00:41:25you're a dead socialist
00:41:28fuck
00:41:29fuck
00:41:30this was being stupid
00:41:31now shut your cum bucket and listen
00:41:33a jap and a fairy took off east
00:41:35find them
00:41:35and kill them
00:41:36or I'm gonna rip your intestines out of your ashes
00:41:38and tie them together like shoelaces
00:41:42move
00:41:42move
00:41:51fucking figures
00:41:57hey man get ready we're coming in
00:41:59whoa whoa whoa slow down kid
00:42:02soldier boy
00:42:05he's alive
00:42:07fuck that just how long do we have
00:42:08just huey
00:42:10huey
00:42:13we gotta move
00:42:15a fucking h-bomb is headed this way
00:42:17oh shit
00:42:27oh shit
00:42:30oh shit
00:42:48Go!
00:43:16Go!
00:43:28That's good!
00:43:30Whoa! I gotta drop the dookie!
00:43:33Get it?
00:43:34That's you!
00:43:37You're the dookie!
00:43:38No!
00:43:42Huey!
00:44:00I got you.
00:44:02I know.
00:44:17Oh my god, are you okay? Is it Iris?
00:44:19Yeah, it's good. Yeah. It's good, I think.
00:44:20Okay.
00:44:24Oi!
00:44:25Pants!
00:44:26Oh shit! Move!
00:44:28Go!
00:44:35You're with me.
00:44:39Hey!
00:44:48Huey Cable.
00:44:50How's a useless cock-gobbler like you still alive?
00:44:53All your jokes are about dudes blowing dudes.
00:44:56You're kind of obsessed.
00:45:00Is this the virus he was going on about?
00:45:02The so-called soup killer?
00:45:04Well, not today, you seaman-swilling butt pirate.
00:45:07Wait, what?
00:45:14No.
00:45:15Virus.
00:45:16Bitch.
00:45:16I will shoot.
00:45:18Hot.
00:45:19Come in.
00:45:20Your face.
00:45:21Do not nut right now.
00:45:26Oh.
00:45:26Bluff!
00:45:30What the f-
00:45:32Oh!
00:45:37Oh!
00:45:41Oh!
00:45:44What the f-
00:45:47Oh.
00:45:47Oh.
00:45:49Oh.
00:45:51Oh.
00:45:51Oh!
00:45:52No.
00:45:55No.
00:45:58Hey!
00:46:23No.
00:47:07Well?
00:47:08I did?
00:47:09Very.
00:47:10Oh, fuck, I wish I would have seen that.
00:47:12No.
00:47:13You don't.
00:47:16Come on.
00:47:17Let's leg it.
00:47:19No, no, no, mon coeur.
00:47:20And until we are certain I have not been infected with this.
00:47:22It is plague.
00:47:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:47:59Yes.
00:48:01May I have a word?
00:48:03Wait out there.
00:48:07What are you doing?
00:48:08I'm about to enjoy a Mexi-Melt.
00:48:10There is extra if you want to join it.
00:48:11No, thank you.
00:48:12Crunchwrap Supreme, cheesy gordita crunch?
00:48:13No.
00:48:14Cantina crispy chicken taco?
00:48:15I don't want any taco fucking bell.
00:48:17Okay.
00:48:17Rounding up all the starlight sympathizers is a well thought out plan.
00:48:22Clearly the right call.
00:48:23He's not in the building.
00:48:24Thank fucking god.
00:48:26What the fuck?
00:48:27Why are we doing this?
00:48:29Doing what?
00:48:30If posting weird shit were a crime, I'd be serving two life sentences.
00:48:33Homelander sets the agenda.
00:48:35I just execute.
00:48:36That's bullshit.
00:48:37You're the smartest person on the planet.
00:48:39There is no way you don't have an angle here.
00:48:41My angle.
00:48:43My angle is that I could have Warren Buffett on the ground tongue-lashing my clit till he needs a
00:48:48deed replacement.
00:48:49All the rich white fucks in the world hang on my every word.
00:48:55Nicer than I expected.
00:48:57Ashley, she's smart.
00:48:59She's gotta listen to reason.
00:49:01Look, I've been there.
00:49:04Literally where you're sitting.
00:49:06But that chair isn't a pedestal.
00:49:07It's a chopping block.
00:49:10And I can help you.
00:49:11But you gotta talk to me.
00:49:18Don't strain yourself trying to read my mind again.
00:49:20You know you can't.
00:49:21You can pull out the back of your skull.
00:49:30Wow.
00:49:31You're unbelievable, Ashley.
00:49:33That was the most pathetic display of a backbone I've ever seen.
00:49:35They're arresting innocent people.
00:49:37But sure, let Sage suck down her garbage chalupa.
00:49:40I need a minute.
00:49:49From back here I see a spine.
00:49:50Fucking use it.
00:49:51Do I get laser eyes?
00:49:52No.
00:49:53I get a psychic fucking tumor.
00:49:55This is junior year all over again.
00:49:57Do you remember when you let Danny Trachtenberg finger-blast us behind the friendlies
00:50:00because he had Jamiroquai tickets?
00:50:01And then he took Miriam Applebaum?
00:50:04Going along won't get you what you want.
00:50:06Going along is why we're still alive.
00:50:08You should have left with A train when he asked you to.
00:50:10At least he had a shred of decency.
00:50:13That's why he's dead.
00:50:14First they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
00:50:18I don't need Martin Neumuller right now.
00:50:19You used to love his poetry.
00:50:21And Birkenstocks and throwing clay.
00:50:23You used to want to do some good in the world.
00:50:26What happened?
00:50:27I tried.
00:50:28I tried.
00:50:29But there's nothing I can do.
00:50:31Half of Washington thinks Homelanders batch it.
00:50:34The CIA.
00:50:35The Pentagon.
00:50:36They will follow you if you lead them.
00:50:39I'm not a leader.
00:50:40I'm vice president.
00:50:41You can still do some good, Ashley.
00:50:43We can still do some good.
00:50:45Just shut up.
00:50:46Or I'm gonna float on my back in the tub again.
00:50:48You want that?
00:50:50You're better than this.
00:50:51You are better than this.
00:50:53No!
00:50:56Ow!
00:50:56So, we're clear.
00:50:58You're absolutely sure?
00:50:59Triple check the results.
00:51:00None of you are carriers.
00:51:02Humans are immune.
00:51:03No chance, thank you very much.
00:51:05No chance, thank you so much for that!
00:51:05Thank you so much for your mom.
00:51:06More!
00:51:07No chance.
00:51:08No chance!
00:51:08No chance!
00:51:09No chance!
00:51:19I've only seen shit like this one at a time.
00:51:23It was on you outside of that truck stop O'House on our 23!
00:51:26three soldier come down homelander to go you fucking did it out time okay
00:51:46let's run away
00:51:51there are over 50 uninhabited island in the pacific
00:51:56we just need to find one so remote nobody will ever find us
00:52:02you were right this virus there is no contain in it no stuff in it i do not know how
00:52:10to protect
00:52:11you from it except to take you as far away from here as possible
00:52:34you did not see its carnage it's too dangerous
00:52:37it's dangerous for everyone how innocent people are being wound up
00:52:41no don't ask me to watch you die
00:52:46i think this is how we make amends for the lives we've taken i think we have to
00:52:54get up every day and keep going
00:53:02wait
00:53:26you're allowed to freak out you know
00:53:27this virus
00:53:30it's brutal i don't know for a rock hard i'd say it's an improvement
00:53:39i haven't exactly had a magical year either neither of us is fine
00:53:45and we shouldn't be and if you don't want to talk about it you don't have to
00:53:50be perfect but i'm not letting you die
00:53:56i'm gonna keep fighting
00:54:01and if you can't then i'm just gonna fight for both of us
00:54:06but just don't turn into fucking butcher okay
00:54:25i know i'm late
00:54:43i know i'm late
00:54:44all right tara
00:54:47time for your meds
00:54:58here's a good boy
00:55:15well hey be careful sir there's a viral contagion
00:55:18i got here as soon as i heard and i locked down
00:55:21i'm sending soldier boy to test the waters pretty strategic sir you're always playing 3d chess aren't
00:55:27you
00:55:28i told him to report back
00:55:31told him not to go in alone why would he do that
00:55:34well it's more like soldier doy
00:55:39i don't know if you're going to be here to be here to do this should have been you
00:55:42oh hey i'm sorry leave
00:55:50i was swimming
00:55:52i was swimming
00:56:31i'm sorry
00:56:37no
00:56:38no
00:56:47I get no doubt, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:56:52I get no doubt, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:57:07It's in the night away, it's in the night away.
00:57:15He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
00:57:20He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the
00:57:24best times.
00:57:25Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy.
00:57:33I get no doubt, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:57:38I get no doubt, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:57:42I get no doubt, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:57:47I get no doubt, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:57:54It's in the night away, it's in the night away.
00:58:01He drinks a whiskey drink, he drinks a vodka drink, he drinks a lager drink, he drinks a cider drink.
00:58:06He sings the songs that remind him of the good times, he sings the songs that remind him of the
00:58:10best times.
00:58:19I get no doubt, but I get no doubt, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me
00:58:28down.
00:58:29I get no doubt, but I get up again, cause they're ever gonna keep me down.
00:59:19I get no doubt, but I get no doubt, but I get no doubt.
00:59:28I got no doubt, but I love you.
00:59:28You can not have to worry about it.
00:59:29I love you, Danny.
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