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Euphoria Season 3 Episode 6
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00:00Those clothes shoes that fit that's not nice
00:06He ain't the prettiest man, but don't you say nothing about that you hear
00:11You shake his hand and you look him in the eyes
00:15He could love me
00:17But I mean nothing if he don't love you too because you the most important thing in the world of
00:22me
00:24I sold him on this whole idea. I made some big promises
00:38Oh
00:42This my friend I was telling you about
00:50I'm Preston nice to finally meet you
00:54Alamo nice to meet you, too nice for him handshake you got there
01:02I
01:03He seemed nice, but his scars scared Alamo
01:22I don't get me in no trouble
01:31He may have been ugly on the outside
01:33But on the inside he was a good man
01:36Heavenly Father, thank you for the food we are about to receive
01:40Bless the hand that prepared you
01:42And may have strengthened us so we can continue to do your work
01:45In Jesus name
01:46Amen
01:47Amen
01:48And he loved his mom
01:56Yes, okay
02:00Hey!
02:02I'm calling you
02:06Let my people go.
02:10Well done, brother.
02:12I appreciate that.
02:14Good morning.
02:17Now is the water's in Egypt.
02:21I appreciate it.
02:22Let my people go.
02:26You may go for it, understand.
02:31Let my people go.
02:35Go down, go down.
02:38Moses, Moses.
02:40Oh, wait, time.
02:42We'll meet you at the last.
02:44To the Lord.
02:45Alamo, thank God for bringing Preston into their lives.
02:48Let my people go.
02:52I want you to look to God and I want you to say, Lord.
02:55Lord.
02:55Come on, look up and say, Lord.
02:57Lord.
02:58You got my attention.
03:00You got my attention.
03:01Hey, what's going on, brother?
03:02Solid, brother.
03:04How nice do you want?
03:06You need two of those struggles, right?
03:10When you getting that settlement?
03:12Soon.
03:14You said soon a year ago.
03:15Yeah, you know how every day die in their eyes, causing their teas.
03:20After what they've done to your face, they had to make you rich as cream.
03:28Everyone said Preston used to be handsome.
03:32Alamo didn't know him back then.
03:33He worked at a chemical factory until a vat blew up in his face.
03:37You know when I get this money, we're going to send you to one of those white schools.
03:42You might have to wear a uniform.
03:46Hey, Pat.
03:48He's mighty for learning to speak French.
03:52Let me tell your mama I bought you no ice cream, right?
03:54One day, the person came home with some news.
04:01Here's what's her.
04:05Can we reach?
04:06Can we reach?
04:10Can we reach?
04:13I got you something.
04:15Preston knew that he was lucky to have Alamo's mama.
04:19So he treated her like a princess.
04:22You love me, Dad.
04:24There's barely a day that went by where he didn't come home with a gift.
04:27No, I do.
04:28You can place it right there.
04:39Make sure you don't scratch.
04:41And you be extra careful.
04:45Careful, we're going.
04:50Ain't this just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen, Alamo?
04:54Yeah, yeah.
04:55Mama enrolled you at school today?
04:57Ain't that right?
04:57No.
05:00Alamo, they excited to meet you.
05:05They mentioned a uniform?
05:08No.
05:09But I'll laugh.
05:11It's hard to.
05:12It's a gentleman.
05:19I'll laugh.
05:21I'll laugh.
05:23Homework.
05:24Not problems.
05:26Hang.
05:32so much we'll see red box
05:37metal drawer
05:41to this day that was the best summer of alamo's life they even went to the beach on vacation
05:46for labor day tell you a secret yes sir
05:50find enough to say anything yes sir when you get back home i'll ask your mama to marry me
06:00and look i know you had a tough time with your daddy
06:04but i want to try to make up for that you don't give your mama a good life
06:08so what do you say i got your blessing young man yes sir
06:13my dad
06:16they were returning home to a new life
06:31oh my god
06:37oh my god
06:40oh my god
06:54they had been robbed of everything they were worth
07:00alamo his mama wanted to take him and leave
07:03okay alamo time to go
07:09baby please just don't don't do this i can fix this i promise
07:13there's nothing for you to fix there's nothing here to fix
07:17this is some magic shit and i can't take it
07:21no no no
07:24come on i can fix this
07:28i can fix this
07:39alamo didn't understand why they couldn't just go back to the way things were
07:43shit
07:46why they had to help them go to a whole new city
07:48okay
07:48okay
07:49okay
07:49the best choice is for you and let me tell you that man was bad luck
07:52okay
07:53put it on
07:57okay
07:58so
08:16Hey, babe.
08:20Check out the new digs, baby.
08:27Come in, Alamo.
08:29And close the door.
08:37It's been a day.
08:40You want to make me drink that?
08:41Mm-hmm.
08:43It's beautiful.
08:45Just like you should.
08:49I don't know which one of them jokers you hired about my cat.
08:53The cat looked fond of me.
08:58I'm talking about it.
09:01Well, I can't tell you you broke it, but I'll prove it should fix it.
09:06I'm kidding.
09:07Just call.
09:10And you say you're going to put your stuff up on the wall.
09:15Alamo realized it was all an act.
09:17None of it was real.
09:21Go...
09:23Go down the hall.
09:24Which room is...
09:25It's all the way in the back.
09:26I'll be down there late, honey.
09:27It's the one at the inn.
09:29Don't look at me like that, Alamo.
09:33You weren't the one that had the kiss of the regular face.
09:38It was just one long con.
09:41And the real Mark wasn't even Preston.
09:44It was Alamo.
09:46He believed her.
10:01That night, he made a promise to himself.
10:04For as long as he lived, never again,
10:07would a bitch outsmart him.
10:32Hey, ma'am.
10:33What are you doing?
10:34Devin' up to the plate.
10:36It's the great Bambi.
10:37Come on, ma'am, don't do that.
10:38What are you doing?
10:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
10:41Hey, come on.
10:42Come on, don't do that.
10:42Jack Dunsbeck.
10:43I can't...
10:44No, no, no.
10:45Hey, hey, hey, hey.
10:46No, no, no.
10:47No, no, no.
10:48Hey, hey, hey.
10:48No, no.
10:49I can help you.
10:50The girl...
10:50No, no, girl.
10:50The girl.
10:51The girl is a great way driver.
10:52I know her.
10:52I know her.
10:53Her name is...
10:53Her name is Bay.
10:54Babe.
10:54No, no, no.
10:55I can go.
10:56I can go.
10:56I can get your money back.
10:57I can get her back.
10:58Please.
11:08apparently they sampled the drugs they stole from the silver slipper
11:14instead of getting high i've been on the toilet for two hours i can't stop shitting
11:21oh man that that sucks i i hate when i have diarrhea
11:26yeah um listen faye i kind of need you to do me a little favor
11:32um can you uh can you just find ways key the one in the safe and just like take a
11:38picture of it
11:38uh next to a quarter why a quarter just for scale this sounds complicated it's not it's not really
11:45that complicated it's pretty easy and uh if you do this for me i could uh let you let you
11:52keep some
11:52money like rob them i'm not gonna rob them the only problem was
12:06they had fallen madly in love you are the most beautiful girl i've ever laid my eyes on
12:29look um i'm gonna talk to lauren because you shouldn't be me on my hand
12:36okay
12:43only thing you want to be kind in that belly is some fair-skinned babies
12:49it's my dream and you know one thing led to another and you gave me a tattoo
12:54what do you do is it a butterfly sexier
13:05wait so are you a nazi now not really so sort of just forget i told you okay
13:17look i just need you to get the picture okay can you do that the plan was simple get a
13:23picture of
13:23the key to wayne's safe and have alamo's guy 3d print a duplicate i just can't rain is the love
13:29of
13:29my life
13:32well i'm gonna be fucking killed and uh all you need to do is take a picture so
13:37i hope you you're happy about that why don't you just lie to them and say i'll help you
13:43ah you know who you know who would fucking help me right now is fez
13:47fez would help me but you know where he is he's in fucking jail why because your last fucking junkie
13:51boyfriend
13:54okay
13:56he helped you and i need you to help me can you do that
14:00please
14:02he was a true friend right he had your back he had my back and i need you to have
14:05my back right now man
14:07can you do that can you help me right now please
14:25you promise i can keep the money
14:33okay
14:33i think yes yes okay i have to go
14:40hey puppy
14:41who are you talking to
14:43a friend
14:59who's your friend
14:59the one in prison
15:04your ex-boyfriend
15:06just a friend
15:15you're doing coke
15:19i'm trying to put a fucking baby in you you're doing coke
15:21this isn't actually coke
15:23i got two eyeballs that's fucking coke
15:25you're not listening to me
15:26it's not actually
15:30don't you try to fucking wiggle out of this
15:34last thing i need you to be giving birth to some creepy crawlers
15:37okay
15:49baby you said you're gonna take care of yourself i come in here where do i find cocaine
15:51i'm sorry
16:05you be taking your prenatal
16:07every day
16:13but sooner ain't gonna be no drugs
16:16okay
16:16it's just gonna be money
16:17stacks of it
16:20baby
16:21bougie
16:22bougie
16:23hey
16:25you don't like money
16:26i like money
16:28yeah you like money
16:29you like it
16:33i designed her clothes
16:34yeah
16:35mani pedis
16:36yeah
16:38look whatever my baby needs
16:40she gets
16:40okay
16:42you like that
16:43you like the sound of that
16:44i love it
16:46yeah
16:47we're good cause it's coming
16:48okay
16:50only one don't see it coming
16:51is that fucking silverback gorilla alamo brown
16:56oh shit
16:58alamo agreed to meet lori at his house
17:05so
17:06I don't know.
19:49I really love your house.
19:53I hate that things have gotten so contentious between us.
19:57Well, if you'd apologize, we wouldn't be here.
20:03I like it, man.
20:04Yeah, I think we're in a pretty good position.
20:33I like it, man.
20:36I like it.
20:36and knees and beg for mercy please master laurie spare me i don't know no better i'd
20:42fucking love to see that oh i bet you cracker i've got something better in mind you own a
20:51company called gold rush medical services i own me a lot of businesses why the fuck you asking
20:58you mind explaining this one in particular i'll take me some girls down to mexico
21:05for plastic surgery down to work that sort of shit why you're a good mug in need of a makeover
21:16you use ambulances something like that you get your medical passes too the ones that let you
21:23sail across the border i see where this is going so if you were to go down to bolt some
21:31boobs onto
21:32one of your whores it wouldn't be that difficult to bring something back you talking federal something
21:39like that there's something i don't understand about your business why y'all dumb motherfuckers
21:45want to kill the customer the real question is why does the customer want to buy something that
21:50can kill them it's supply and demand don't blame me and if i say no we'll take everything we stole
21:58wrap it up in a big box with a beautiful bow and we'll mail it to the fbi
22:03well i guess that's a yes then i had it boys hey y'all watch your motherfucking mouth play boy
22:12if i do this
22:15i'll get my stuff back right yes yeah now do i know that your pasty ass ain't gonna string me
22:22along
22:23don't you read the news bitch i don't give a fuck about the news they're shutting the border down
22:30put hard-working americans like us out of business it's one of done and we all live happily ever after
22:40how much am i carrying 80 kilos
22:49mama's got a brand new mule
22:58jackpot
23:03good job rue
23:05you know i think i would like mitch and rue to drive down
23:09who ain't going nowhere she's good at this i got people i trust more you don't trust rue you pick
23:18your people and i'll pick mine
23:24do you
23:28deal
23:37if you as much as try to fuck me in the slightest even put a pinky up my ass i
23:44will come down on you
23:46like hiroshima nakasaki not a motherfucker left standing yeah
23:56let me get you a pasty ass out of my fucking house
24:25if everything goes according to plan these people were
24:28to spend the rest of the lives behind bars okay so uh what about me you did your job you
24:33kept
24:33your work the u.s attorney will look at your case favorably
24:38so that's it for the time being okay you did good kid
24:43never thought i'd hear that we're almost there stay sharp
24:59thank you god i tried to warn maddie about alamo
25:03i'm a big girl rue i'm not scared of him
25:08okay well if he's such a monster why do you work for him
25:10our goal was to milk these girls for every penny
25:14and get alamo to back her business one where she didn't have to answer to anyone
25:20yeah
25:23amalia are you fisting safe yeah kind of like it hurts
25:30turn around let me see a little bit of that ass
25:37and this last week
25:46had laid the groundwork
25:52there she is
25:55the club is so photogenic you gotta see these i designed it myself down to the last piece of fabric
26:03you got good taste tell me something i don't know hey i'm maddie
26:12i know take no offense this nigga got no social skills
26:17hey this is a good one right there that's money yeah i really like this one hey i was thinking
26:24it would be good if you gave the girls some time off so i could take them out
26:27introduce them to people start building their profiles you're talking about time off well they
26:32work like six days a week hey that's my money it would just be nice to have some time with
26:38them
26:38so i can look here when we made this agreement you didn't say nothing about taking my business
26:43if you did we wouldn't have this agreement i'm not trying to take your girls bishop do i look like
26:49a wet pussy no why do i feel like everybody's trying to fuck me how one feels is irrelevant
26:58irrelevant motherfucker you got eyes in his don't you yes i do and what they seen and heard
27:04there are people trying to fuck you i don't know if maddie perez is one of them
27:29against all odds life was looking okay maybe every mistake i've made led
27:35me to the right place after all
27:58you know what i think my problem is there's only one
28:05i have no responsibilities to anyone except myself
28:09i think that's why i have so much anxiety and depression
28:14and if i had kids i think it'd be different
28:19you want to have kids yeah
28:23i want to start a life get married have a family
28:29i don't know if you're ready for kids real nobody's ready for kids right but they just do it
28:36your problems aren't about yourself anymore
28:43how long have you been sober this time a bit i mean like a while i'm not really counting the
28:50days this
28:50time
28:53i just want good old-fashioned american problems
28:58what you're talking about is fantasy
29:05no what you're doing is kind of a fantasy you're in a relationship with a married guy who's never going
29:10to be there
29:13you're going to be there
29:14as opposed to you i mean i want to wake up to someone i love
29:20someone who depends on me someone who expects me to be the best version of myself
29:27i think that's the solution
29:32because i have to live for something greater than myself
29:41do you think we're gonna be that
29:54why not
29:58how romantic
30:02i want to be with you
30:06i don't get it
30:10well last time we were together i just thought that it was a mistake
30:15a mistake
30:18you show up and disappear you make plans you don't follow through and now you're here like professing
30:24your love where's our relationship in your head i'm sorry did we not just have an amazing time
30:33together am i crazy i just i'm sorry i thought it was a big mistake it almost cost me my
30:41relationship
30:42this place literally everything i'm working for so this is your future now it's like be hidden in this
30:48place here his wife knows about me what does that mean jules he's not going to leave his wife for
30:56you jules come on you're just the little toy that he keeps lost in a little room don't go anywhere
31:03don't see anyone just just stay there and paint until i come back to fuck you
31:17ellis is going to be here in 45 minutes so i suggest you get the fuck out of my painting
31:23okay
31:32you
31:33mm-hmm
31:34mm-hmm
31:35mm-hmm
31:37mm-hmm
31:37mm-hmm
31:38mm-hmm
32:16So you walk in, get Mark's attention, say the lines, and that's the scene.
32:22Pictures up! Pictures up!
32:24Pictures up!
32:25It's your first time on camera?
32:28Um, kinda.
32:31Just take a deep breath, you're gonna be great.
32:33Cassie only had a few lines.
32:34Roll sound.
32:38Sound speeds!
32:39She studied them religiously.
32:40Mark.
32:42And action!
32:46Oh, my God.
32:49She's got an interesting figure.
32:51Yeah, she's very, uh, womanly.
32:54Hi.
32:55Are you hiring?
32:57Are you good?
33:00Well, I worked at Tableau for over a year.
33:03I see.
33:05So Jagger was your boss.
33:06What are you implying?
33:09Jagger and I go way back.
33:11Let's just say, uh, you're not the first girl to come running once the honeymoon's over.
33:26Like, the honeymoon?
33:29Let's just say you're not the first girl to come running once the honeymoon is over.
33:36I'm just trying to survive.
33:40Is that the line?
33:43So what's she talking about?
33:44This isn't the line.
33:45I think you would know someone after five years, but you don't.
33:48Did you give her the wrong screen?
33:49I don't know what's happening.
33:51Well, you must have, because I didn't write those in lines.
33:52So what's she talking about?
33:54Spencer, that line's not in the screen.
33:56Does anybody have a...
33:57She's just lied and lied and lied.
34:00I did everything for him.
34:02What do I get in return?
34:05A bloody nose on my wedding night.
34:08Did Jagger hit you?
34:10What's he doing?
34:11I don't know.
34:12He's rolling with it, though.
34:13Should we just cut?
34:14You know, I find it rather compelling.
34:17Let's just let it roll.
34:20Maybe I deserved it.
34:22Hey.
34:24No woman deserves to get hit.
34:26No, but I do.
34:27I knew I stole him from my best friend.
34:29I mean, I think this is the price I pay.
34:33It's very compelling, but how does this fit into the script?
34:36I don't know.
34:37It feels fresh, and it's giving me the feels.
34:40I think she's got something.
34:41Well, she might, but she seems a little unhinged.
34:43Excuse me, is someone going to cue me?
34:46Enter!
34:50Hello, Mark.
34:54So, are you going to introduce me to your little friend?
34:57Oceana.
34:59This isn't what it looks like.
35:06I have all the dirt to shut Jagger bars down.
35:10And cut!
35:11Was that the problem?
35:12What were you doing?
35:13This is so silly.
35:14This is so silly.
35:14Is it okay?
35:17I want to see that girl.
35:22How long have you been acting?
35:24Um, basically my whole life.
35:27Have you?
35:28Mm-hmm.
35:29Yes, Lexi, I have.
35:31Mm-hmm.
35:32Um, it's been my dream to do it full-time, though.
35:35Mm-hmm.
35:36Especially on a show like L.A. Nights.
35:38Well, I hope you learned from this experience, and you continue to grow.
35:42Mm-hmm.
35:43So, what do you do for a living?
35:45I create content.
35:46For OnlyFans.
35:48OnlyFans?
35:49That's, that's sight.
35:50Mm-hmm.
35:51So, you pose nude?
35:52Oh, no.
35:53Not fully nude.
35:54You pose fully nude?
35:55No.
35:56I mean, it is so tasteful, so it doesn't even look like it's nude.
35:59What about, like, your special requests?
36:02Oh.
36:02Better stuff and JOIs.
36:05J-O-I's?
36:07What's that?
36:08Um, it's just when, uh, when guys pay me extra money to kind of, it's jerk-off instructions.
36:17What?
36:18That's what it stands for.
36:18That's insane.
36:20So, you're a sex worker?
36:22No, I am not.
36:24I am not a sex worker.
36:26They need instructions?
36:27I'm a performer that uses my body to tell stories.
36:32Huh.
36:34So, how does that affect you?
36:38Emotionally?
36:39The hardest part is how people treat me.
36:41Oh.
36:41Yeah.
36:42Even my own family.
36:43But it's also very empowering.
36:45Like a new sort of feminism.
36:48Exactly.
36:49That's debatable.
36:50I see.
36:51So, as I understand it, there's a lot of young women who do this today.
36:56Oh, my God.
36:57There's a whole wave of girls like me.
36:59Yeah.
36:59Which is a problem.
37:01This is why you brought her here.
37:02To get her out of that world and into a better one.
37:05Mm-hmm.
37:06Hmm.
37:06That's a very interesting character, Archie.
37:09Jane Fonda.
37:10Clute.
37:10Young hustler.
37:11Has a secret other life.
37:13Tabitha's sister.
37:14Good girl.
37:14Bad girl.
37:15Black.
37:15Brilliant.
37:16Well, unfortunately, a job applicant only has one scene.
37:19Does she?
37:21Yeah.
37:22And then we never see her again.
37:25Maybe we do.
37:27Oh, my God.
37:30Are you saying you're going to write me into the show?
37:32It depends.
37:34You ready to leave that world behind?
37:36Not just for us, but for your sister?
37:40The answer you're searching for?
37:43Yes, ma'am.
37:46Yes, ma'am.
37:50Look at us.
37:52Bringing families together.
37:54Oh.
37:56I can't believe I'm going to be a main character.
37:59Okay.
37:59She didn't specify main or supporting.
38:01It's just a storyline.
38:02This is my dream.
38:03This is what I've always dreamed of.
38:04I'm going to be on TV.
38:05People are going to know my name.
38:07You've got to tone it down.
38:09Thank you, God.
38:11I'm going to be free.
38:13Shh.
38:13Ah!
38:15Not if you don't delete your OnlyFans.
38:17Oh.
38:21Oh.
38:22Oh.
38:23Oh.
38:24Oh.
38:26Oh.
38:27Oh.
38:28Oh.
38:29Oh.
38:29Oh.
38:29Oh.
38:31Oh.
38:32Oh.
38:38Oh.
38:39Oh.
38:43Oh.
38:48Oh.
39:09Let's go.
39:19Nate, answer the fucking phone! I need your advice! Where the fuck are you?
39:56When I recommended her to casting, I just knew you guys would fall in love with her.
40:01I like the storyline. I like how risque it is.
40:06Totally.
40:08You seem to have a pretty good inside track on it.
40:12Why don't you take a stab at it?
40:19What do you mean?
40:20Write it. Why don't you write it?
40:23Me?
40:24Don't look so surprised. Act like you deserve it.
40:40The DEA told me to go about business as usual.
40:43So I brought the photos of the key to Alexander.
40:46Ah, this is gonna take me a minute.
40:49You wanna come back in an hour?
40:51Uh, okay.
40:53Okay.
40:57Okay.
41:06Okay.
41:08Okay.
41:09Let's go.
41:10Let's go.
41:20Let's go.
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41:34Let's go.
41:34Let's go.
41:34Let's go.
41:37Let's go.
41:43Hey, what's up?
41:46Mom?
41:49Sorry, I thought you were someone else.
41:55It's good to hear your voice, too.
42:00Yeah, I'm good.
42:02I mean, I've been better, but yeah, I'm good.
42:07Oh, I'm actually in a church.
42:12No, that's not a meeting.
42:14I just, uh, kind of decided to walk in.
42:21I mean, I believe in God.
42:30Well, I guess I just figured if he exists, and so does redemption.
42:41If there's redemption, then there's salvation.
42:50And I kind of need that.
42:59I just, uh, I don't really want to be stuck with all the mistakes I've made.
43:12It's hard to change.
43:13All I can think about is all the bad things you've done.
43:22I just want to be free to start over.
43:31I just want to start over.
43:38I don't want to be forgiven.
43:45It takes me.
43:54I miss you.
43:59I miss you a lot.
44:00I miss being home.
44:07Yeah, I'm going to come by soon.
44:19I love you.
44:22I love you so much, and I'm sorry if I made it harder.
44:29I didn't really realize how tough it is to be out here by yourself.
44:34I miss you.
44:38I know I'm not a lot.
44:42Yeah, I know that.
44:46But yeah, I'll, um,
44:48but I'm coming home soon.
44:55I love you all.
44:57I love you all.
45:09I love you all.
45:16I love you all.
46:19Talking and talking.
46:23How should I kill her?
46:27There's so many ways.
46:37Hello?
46:39I have a pocket for Cassie Jacobs.
46:42You're going to sleep at the door.
46:44I need a signature.
46:48One second.
46:54Hi.
47:47You want to fuck with my life?
47:52You want to fuck with me?
47:54You want to fuck with me?
47:55Well, fuck you, faggot, cack, sucker!
47:59You fucking fucks!
48:02You want to ruin my life?
48:04You want to ruin my fucking life?
48:06I'll ruin your fucking life, you fucking faggots!
48:11Fuck you!
48:13Fuck you!
48:15Fuck you!
48:30Oh, no.
48:31Oh, no!
48:32Stop!
48:38No!
48:40No, no.
48:42No, no!
48:42No!
48:44No!
48:45Fuck! Fuck!
48:47Fuck!
49:03You don't need it?
49:05You need it more than I do.
49:10It's your plan.
49:12Don't you wanna see it through?
49:15You want me to go to Lori's?
49:18I want you to do whatever the fuck it takes.
49:29Yo, what the fuck? What the fuck is that?
49:34It's suppertime.
49:41Jesus Christ!
49:46You know the story behind this snake?
49:50It used to belong to sweet dancer.
49:53She had a whole freak act with it.
49:56At night she'd take it home, let it curl up in bed with her and fall asleep.
50:03She loved this snake.
50:06But one day, it just stopped eating.
50:10She switched from frozen rats to live ones.
50:14It'd choke them out, but it still wouldn't eat.
50:20Finally, she took it to the vet.
50:22Finally, she took it to the vet.
50:23Said, gotta be sick or something.
50:28The vet shakes his head and says,
50:30Miss, Miss.
50:32This is a perfectly healthy python.
50:36Sweet shook her head.
50:37There's gotta be something wrong.
50:40That's when the vet looked her dead in her eye and said,
50:43The reason it wraps itself around you at night is because it's sizing you up.
50:50And the reason it ain't eating is because it's preparing for a much larger meal.
50:57Sweet came back to work, told Alamo that story, and I never heard him laugh harder.
51:05He gave her ten bands for a snake she'd have given him for free.
51:11Why?
51:13Because it's a reminder.
51:15You never really know a motherfucker's true intentions.
51:24Totally.
51:27You're gonna get inside that safe?
51:29Yeah.
51:32Good.
51:34It'd be real awkward if I lied to your mother.
51:40My mother?
51:44Leslie.
51:46Nice lady.
51:48I told her how well you're doing.
52:29The Lord saw that the wickedness of man and man thought was great, but the wickedness of man was great.
53:00You're afraid of me but every intent of the thought- the thought is
53:32The base of
53:39Fuck
54:04Fuck
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