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New Zealand Spy Season 1 Episode 3
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00:18Take a rip.
00:29Forgive me, Father, or I have sinned.
00:33Forgive me, Madam, for so have I.
00:36Who are you?
00:37I have information.
00:39Pray tell.
00:40Hold on to your seat, darling.
00:41And if you're wearing a hat, I might suggest you hold on to that too.
00:46I'm ready.
00:49Yesterday's explosion was the doing of an Australian assassin.
00:53Yes.
00:59Is that it?
01:01You knew that?
01:02Yeah, I knew that.
01:03Well, uh...
01:04So that is it?
01:06Obviously not.
01:07Okay.
01:09There's a, um...
01:11There's a man.
01:12Yeah?
01:14No, that's actually all I've got.
01:16I was just...
01:17You were going to just make something up?
01:18Yeah.
01:18Yeah, for God's sake.
01:22Lovely to meet you.
01:26Forgive me, Father.
01:27I've done something really disgusting.
01:29I'm not a priest.
01:30I'm not a priest.
01:38Sora!
01:48You're in the hospital again.
01:51Oh, man.
01:52I've got to stop getting in the hospital.
01:53You've got to stop getting in the hospital.
01:55My mission to hospital ratio is terrible.
01:57It was 100%.
01:58Two hospitalizations, two missions.
02:01Sora!
02:02Dead.
02:04I'm sorry.
02:05Why'd they kill him?
02:06We don't know.
02:07But, uh...
02:08I want you to take a break.
02:09Go someplace and recuperate.
02:11I'd like to bring Magnus to justice.
02:13Sue said he's left the athlete's village.
02:14I put a tracker in his backpack.
02:16And it works for half a mile.
02:17He could be in Canberra by now, Michael.
02:19It's time for you to take a break.
02:20Fly fishing.
02:21I don't know.
02:22I don't know what you young people do.
02:30Actually, I have always wanted to go to...
02:33I don't know.
02:34I don't know.
02:37I don't know.
03:16I don't know.
03:40I don't know.
04:16I don't know.
04:28I don't know.
04:31I don't know.
04:32He's currently in New Zealand.
04:34We know that.
04:35Mm-hmm.
04:36He's staying at the home of a millionaire by the name of Norman White.
04:40We know that.
04:42Down in Queenstown.
04:43We know that.
04:44Mm-hmm.
04:45He may have ordered the hit on the Indian foreign minister.
04:49He did.
04:52Yeah.
04:52You better keep talking.
04:53I swear to God.
04:56Hello.
04:57Hello.
04:58I don't know.
04:59Don't take that.
05:00That's unprofessional.
05:01I walked for 20 minutes, then I caught two buses, then I walked for another 10 minutes to come
05:05here for you to once again tell me something I very much already know.
05:09Don't.
05:09Can I have my paperback, please?
05:11Don't.
05:11Can I have my paperback, please?
05:13Why do you even need a newspaper?
05:14I don't like people looking at me.
05:15Why not?
05:16Because I'm a spy!
05:17Talk of you!
05:17I'm a spy in the middle of a park.
05:19Well, don't take my newspaper.
05:20I was reading that!
05:22What were you reading?
05:24Current events.
05:25Ugh.
05:27Don't contact me again until you have something I don't already know!
05:31Ah!
05:31You ripped it, man!
05:40What did that guy just get?
05:41That's the wine tasting board.
05:43Could I please get that, but with apple juice?
05:46We only have one type of apple juice.
05:48I don't mind.
05:48So, just to clarify, you want six glasses of apple juice?
05:52On the piece of wood?
05:52And it's all the same type of apple juice?
05:54Hmm.
05:55Okay.
05:57Can I ask you something?
05:59Sure.
06:00What was that plane spraying on the grapes?
06:02We don't have any planes.
06:04You don't use planes?
06:06Never.
06:08I have two questions.
06:09One, where is the nearest airfield?
06:11Two, can I get these last bad boys to go?
06:19One, where?
06:28One, where is the general plane spraying?
06:29One, two, two, three, four!
06:38What if, one AF?
06:39I'm sorry.
06:40I can't go.
06:40I can't go.
09:00It's really funny.
09:02It's witty.
09:04Yeah, I mean, I don't think it's that funny.
09:07No, neither.
09:09Neither.
09:09It's just...
09:12It's just funny.
09:19It tastes like an apple.
09:23It tastes like an angel.
09:25An angel.
09:26Who is that?
09:27No, an angel.
09:29Yeah, I don't know who that is.
09:31Come.
09:32I want to try something.
09:35Okay.
09:38Okay.
09:39Okay, so I will be playing the role of an extremely wealthy woman, and you will be playing the role
09:46of my young, lowly pool boy.
09:49Okay.
09:51Okay.
09:51Okay, go out and knock on the door.
10:00Who is it?
10:02It's the pool boy.
10:03Okay.
10:04Please do come in, young man.
10:12Hello.
10:16Are you okay?
10:18No, I am extremely old and sick.
10:22I don't know about this.
10:24What?
10:24You're not attracted to me because I'm old and sick.
10:28I really don't feel that good.
10:30You don't feel good.
10:31I'm on death's frickin' door.
10:40This is getting silly.
10:42I know.
10:43I can't keep flying around the country doing hospital visits.
10:45I'm sorry, sir.
10:46I spoke to the doctor.
10:47He seems to think you've swallowed quite a bit of glyphosate.
10:51What is that?
10:52Apple juice?
10:52It's a very potent herbicide.
10:54From apple juice?
10:55No.
10:56Did you drink some apple juice?
10:57Oh, yeah.
10:59Well, it's not from apple juice.
11:00It's used to kill plants.
11:02Why would someone want to kill plants?
11:04They're so innocent.
11:05Did you consume any products that might have been used to kill plants?
11:09Not that I know of.
11:11Unless it was the white powder that Magnus' plane was dropping on all the grapevines.
11:15Well, yeah.
11:16It will definitely be that.
11:17I don't know what that was, but Apple might throw something crazy.
11:21It might have been that.
11:22Yeah.
11:23It was definitely that.
11:24Yeah.
11:24Possibly.
11:25Definitely.
11:26Maybe.
11:27Definitely.
11:28It was definitely that.
11:36Right.
11:36Whatever information you're about to tell me, I swear to God, if it is something that I already know,
11:43I'm going to grab that painting off the wall and smack it down on your head so hard that you'll
11:48get stuck in there like a damn looney toon.
11:50Is that clear?
11:51Yep.
11:51Mm-hmm.
11:52Great.
11:52What have you got for me?
11:56Norman White, the millionaire who's chummy with the Australian intelligence service.
12:00Mm-hmm.
12:01Well, his birthday is the 24th of October.
12:13Did you know that?
12:15No.
12:16No?
12:16Really?
12:17Technically, I did not know that.
12:20We're in.
12:21He's done it.
12:21Fantastic.
12:22With that said, in what world would we need to know that?
12:27In this world.
12:28That's a special day.
12:29The 24th of October.
12:31It's useless information.
12:31You didn't say it had to be useful information.
12:34You said it had to be information that we didn't already know.
12:36Mm-hmm.
12:38I guess I did.
12:39I'm absolutely buzzing.
12:40I'm absolutely buzzing.
12:41Is this a date?
12:42What?
12:43Hmm?
12:44This?
12:45Is this a date?
12:45No.
12:46At the art gallery?
12:47No.
12:47No.
12:50Could I tell people it was a date?
12:51Absolutely not.
13:12Top of the morning.
13:14Oh my gosh.
13:16Sorry.
13:16That's okay.
13:17I didn't feel like it anyway.
13:19Send him through immediately.
13:20Don't let him flirt with you.
13:21I'm not flirting with her.
13:23I'm not flirting with you.
13:24He can't hear you unless I press the button.
13:26Oh.
13:27Would you like me to press it?
13:28Yes, please.
13:31Hello?
13:33What are you doing?
13:34Come in.
13:37Okay.
13:40Oh wait, before you go, I just wanted to say something.
13:45The other day you asked if I wanted to go to the movies with you,
13:48and I said that I couldn't because I had a boyfriend.
13:52Well, he actually broke up with me, so I'm now available to go to the movies with you.
14:00Oh.
14:00Oh.
14:00You don't want to anymore?
14:02Oh, no.
14:03It's definitely not that.
14:04It's just that there is this woman.
14:06You have a girlfriend.
14:07She said I was like an apple.
14:09It's okay.
14:10She's not like...
14:11You should probably go in.
14:12Michael!
14:14I should go in.
14:19Firstly, congratulations to Anderson for winning the bronze medal.
14:23Yeah.
14:24He didn't actually help with the mission, but we're all very proud of him.
14:27Now, down to business.
14:29The Australians are poisoning our grapes.
14:32What?
14:32I know.
14:33First of all, they killed the Indian foreign minister.
14:35And now they're killing our grapes.
14:37Why?
14:38That's exactly what we need to find out.
14:40I have my man Mark on the line.
14:42He works for the New Zealand Environmental Agency.
14:44I'm going to bring him up on the picture phone.
14:48Mark.
14:53What is this?
14:54Picture phone.
14:55Sorry, what's supposed to happen?
14:57Well, it's a picture phone.
14:58Yeah.
14:58It's like a phone with a picture.
15:00Picture phone.
15:01Picture.
15:01Yeah.
15:02Picture of what?
15:03Well, the picture of the person you're talking to.
15:04In this instance, it's Mark.
15:06I can't see anything.
15:07No.
15:08Oh, it has a camera on the top.
15:10Oh.
15:11So Mark has a picture phone.
15:12Well, how is that relevant?
15:13Well, for us to get the picture, surely Mark would have to have a camera in his telephone.
15:18That's a good point.
15:20Mark.
15:21Yeah.
15:22Do you have a picture phone?
15:25Oh.
15:26He doesn't have a picture phone.
15:27Oh.
15:28Mark, can you tell me what you just told me before when I asked you who was the main importer
15:32of glyphosate to New Zealand?
15:35Norman White.
15:37Thank you, Mark.
15:38That's all I need to know.
15:41Well, I went to high school with him.
15:42Yeah.
15:44Figure skating.
15:46Oh, God.
15:46That's sad.
15:48Yeah.
15:49No.
15:49Well, pass on my regards to the...
15:52Yeah.
15:52Okay.
15:52Well, I've got to go.
15:53Everyone's here in the meeting, but yeah.
15:56Okay.
15:56Well, are you going to have to stop talking, Mark?
15:59Yeah.
16:00Can you shut up?
16:02Can you shut up, please?
16:03Mark, I've got to go.
16:06Do you mind shutting up, Mark?
16:08Just hang up.
16:09Thank you, Sue.
16:10That was a very good idea.
16:11Yeah.
16:12Now, where were we?
16:13Norman White.
16:14Of White's Agricultural Supplies fame.
16:16Third richest man in New Zealand.
16:18We went to his house in Queenstown.
16:19Exactly.
16:20He's a Scorpio.
16:22My sources tell me.
16:23He also has a warehouse in the Bay of Islands.
16:26I want you to take a look.
16:28Tonight.
16:31No one told me you were coming down here, so I haven't prepared much.
16:37Did manage to whip these up.
16:41Jeans.
16:42Ladies and gentlemen, you are looking at an incredibly durable pant.
16:49Stylish, versatile, comfortable.
16:52Jeans are timeless.
16:54Do they do anything?
16:54I'll tell you what they won't do, is get a rip.
16:57And if they do, that's kind of cool now.
17:00Ripped jeans.
17:01I can picture you in a ripped jeans, just sort of a don't care attitude.
17:05Yeah, not taking life too seriously.
17:07So they're just regular jeans?
17:08I've been busy.
17:09I made his special watch.
17:11How did it go, by the way?
17:12It was good, thank you.
17:13He loved it.
17:14I'm wearing jeans.
17:15Can I just point that out?
17:16Why would I need those jeans?
17:17I didn't know that.
17:18I didn't look at your legs.
17:19I only look at a woman's head.
17:21What about this?
17:22That's just to tranquilise a gun.
17:24Well, we'll take that.
17:25What for?
17:26To tranquilise.
17:27Probably.
17:28It's only got one dart.
17:29That, my friend, is all we'll need.
17:34What?
17:35That, my friend, is all we'll need.
17:40At 2200 hours, aka 10pm tonight.
17:45Two of us will approach the warehouse from the water in a kayak.
17:48Our getaway vehicle will be here.
17:50A third person will approach around the back on foot through the woods.
17:54Any volunteers?
17:55I will.
17:56Really?
17:57A nice walk through the woods actually sounds kind of good.
18:02This is not a nice walk through the woods.
18:07I never said nice.
18:09She never said nice.
18:11Shut up, Michael.
18:12This isn't even the woods.
18:13This is thorny bush.
18:40What the hell?
18:58We're in.
18:59I'm in too.
19:00I said we're.
19:01Sorry, I forgot.
19:02I'm we're.
19:04We're we're.
19:05That's right.
19:05Let's let her.
19:22Going inside.
19:24Get down!
19:25Don't do all the strooping without me.
19:39The Abel Tasman National Park.
19:52What brings a British spy to New Zealand?
19:55The World Unity Games.
19:57But I'm leaving for London tomorrow.
19:59Are you?
20:00Yes.
20:01What'd you tell the New Zealanders?
20:02Told them I thought the bomb was probably you guys.
20:06Hm.
20:06I think they knew that.
20:08Told them that Norman White's birthday was the 24th of October.
20:12That doesn't seem relevant at all.
20:14Well, it's his special day, so that's a bit disrespectful.
20:17What else?
20:18Told them that you were staying with Norman White in Queenstown.
20:22Just that.
20:23Do you mean just that?
20:23That's three good bits of info.
20:25It's nothing.
20:26That is not nothing.
20:27That's good stuff, that is.
20:28You can go.
20:29I'm dying.
20:30You're just gonna let me go just like that?
20:32You're harmless.
20:33It's...
20:33I'm not harmless.
20:35Excuse me.
20:36Harmful.
20:37What a bloody harm.
20:39Go away.
20:39You know what?
20:40There is a world where I punch you and shoot you.
20:44It's not funny.
20:47Unbelievable.
21:02The office is locked.
21:04I'm locked in a frickin' prison of trees!
21:08Ow!
21:09Zero, zero, zero, zero.
21:11Enter.
21:16The 24th of October.
21:21Two, four, one, zero.
21:23Enter.
21:26You son of a gun.
21:28You did it.
21:34We've got company.
21:51Hello, Ollie.
21:53What a bullet in her!
21:55Do you want to take the rubber out?
21:56Is he brave?
21:56Go back.
21:56I got my foot on the knife nap.
21:57ecological Jaggausss is open and休息.
21:59You can see me sooner.
21:59juegos is open and open.
21:59You have to do it.
22:01Go back.
22:04Dun político Please watch me.
22:18Sir, sorry to interrupt.
22:20Please don't shoot the messenger,
22:22but there's been a break-in at Norman White's warehouse in Russell.
22:34Don't tell me what to do.
22:40Don't tell me what to do.
23:06Don't tell me what to do.
23:14Don't tell me what to do.
23:17Don't tell me what to do.
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