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01:20Michael Riviera.
01:22Mm-hmm.
01:22Is that your real name?
01:23No.
01:24Well, what's your real name?
01:25Michael Brown.
01:26Yeah, Riviera is a lot cooler.
01:28Yeah.
01:29I'm gonna write down Brown, though, because this is an official government document.
01:33Okay.
01:34So you want to be a spy?
01:36Yes.
01:37Correct.
01:38Second question.
01:39How many stairs did you walk up to get to this office?
01:42I took the elevator.
01:44Good move.
01:44Preserve your energy.
01:46Next question.
01:47How many buttons on my shirt?
01:49Oh, I don't know.
01:51I didn't think I'd get asked that.
01:52You can count them.
01:53This is a counting test.
01:54It's not an observation thing.
01:55Oh, okay.
01:56Yeah.
01:56Well, one at the top.
01:59Mm-hmm.
01:59Two, three, four, five, six.
02:02Seven.
02:02Yeah, I can't tell, because you're tucked in.
02:06Seven.
02:07Seven.
02:07Seven buttons.
02:09Yeah, that's correct.
02:09Seven.
02:10Yeah.
02:11Okay.
02:11Do you want to count mine?
02:13No.
02:14I'm kind of like the boss here, so I don't need to count them.
02:17No, of course.
02:18I've got good news, Michael.
02:20There are five spots and only three applicants.
02:26So, you're in.
02:27Yes!
02:28Thank you, sir.
02:29You won't regret this.
02:30Yeah, I know.
02:31There's only three applicants, so I can't regret it, because it was out of my hands.
02:41Good news?
02:42Well, let's just put it this way.
02:44It was good news.
02:46Of course it was good news.
02:47There were only three applicants.
02:48Congratulations.
02:50Good luck in there, guys.
02:51I'm sure you'll do great.
02:53We will do great, because there are only three applicants.
02:55Well, I hope to see you both at training camp on Monday.
02:58You will, because there are only three applicants.
03:04I'll cross my fingers for you.
03:05Well, there's no need.
03:07I'll have them crossed.
03:07I wish you wouldn't.
03:11Welcome to training camp.
03:13Today marks the start of the hardest two weeks of your life.
03:17Two weeks?
03:18What's the matter with that?
03:19Is it too short?
03:19Yeah.
03:20In most countries, to become a spy, it would take years.
03:22I don't know what to tell you.
03:25Well, it's fine.
03:27Continue.
03:27Okay.
03:28So, first, I would like each of you to step forward, say your name, say where you're from,
03:33and then something interesting.
03:35Let's start with you.
03:38My name's Michael Anderson.
03:39I'm from Christchurch, and, oh, something interesting about me is that my father is Todd Anderson.
03:45You're Endo's son?
03:46Correct.
03:46Wow, that's awesome.
03:48Yeah.
03:48I mean, he's one of the best spies we've ever had here.
03:51Yeah, he's a legend, right?
03:51You know what?
03:52It is an honor to meet you.
03:53I always enjoy telling people that I'm his son.
03:56So, next, um, the woman.
04:00My name is Sue Nightingale.
04:02I'm from Wellington, and I speak four languages.
04:05Which four?
04:06French, Spanish, Japanese, and English.
04:09French.
04:10Bonjour.
04:11Je m'appelle Michael.
04:12Je sais, idiot.
04:13Tu viens de dire ça pendant ton preuve.
04:16Very cool.
04:17Very cool.
04:18Very cool.
04:19Well done.
04:20Okay.
04:21And you.
04:24My name is Michael Rivera.
04:27I'm from Nelson.
04:29And?
04:36Uh, something interesting.
04:41Uh, anything?
04:44What is your favorite movie?
04:46I can't think of a movie.
04:47Uh, do you have any pets?
04:49I don't know.
04:50How could you not know that?
04:52Do you like sports?
04:53I'm not sure.
04:54What?
04:54Anything.
04:55I can speak four languages.
04:57It was my one.
04:58You just stole her one.
04:59My dad is Todd Anderson.
05:01No, he's my dad, you piece of shit.
05:03Stop stealing our ones.
05:04I'm sorry.
05:04I don't know what's going on.
05:06Okay.
05:06Well, it seems like you are having some kind of mental problem.
05:10Um, I'm sorry, guys.
05:12I didn't mean to steal your ones.
05:13I just, I couldn't think of anything interesting.
05:15Well, that is kind of interesting.
05:17It's not really.
05:18But, um, we should begin.
05:21Let's get spying.
05:23Too late, too late, too late to tell me I can build a world in one way.
05:32Too far, too far away from you.
05:36Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
05:38You showed me just what I can do with love and with pride.
05:46And with me, too.
05:50What's chasing you?
05:52Ooh, ooh, ooh.
05:54What's chasing you?
05:56Ooh, ooh, ooh.
06:01Dear diary, I'm one week into my training to become a professional spy.
06:08My fitness is now at an all-time high, and I'm very much enjoying my time here.
06:14I'm making friends and memories that will last a lifetime-
06:17Shut the hell up!
06:19Sorry, I thought you were asleep.
06:21I was!
06:22You woke me up with your loud talking!
06:24I was just writing my diary.
06:25I didn't know what you were writing because you were saying it out loud as you were writing it!
06:29Just write it down!
06:30You don't need to also say it out loud!
06:32Sorry, it's just my diary.
06:34He knows it's your diary, Michael.
06:36You said dear diary.
06:38The diary's not the problem, it's the fact that you're saying it out loud as you write it.
06:42I'm sorry guys, I didn't mean to upset you.
06:44I just...
06:45I just love my diary.
06:48That's okay.
06:49I'm just glad to hear that you're enjoying yourself, because I try to make the training
06:52as fun as possible.
06:54Oh, it's been so fun.
06:55It has been really fun, Danion.
06:57It's been fun!
06:57I admit it!
06:58It's been really fun!
07:00But right now, it's 3am and I want to go to sleep!
07:02Jeez, psych it out.
07:04I'm sleeping in the common room.
07:05Oh, fun, I'll come.
07:06Oh, fun!
07:08Firstly, thanks to Danion for running a bloody great course.
07:12Thank you, Danion.
07:13Michael, Sue, Michael, good news.
07:16You all passed.
07:18Congrats.
07:20But not all of you can graduate top of the class.
07:22This year's recipient for the Todd Anderson top of the class meat pack is Michael.
07:29Yes!
07:31Anderson.
07:32Shit!
07:33My man!
07:38Where are you going, Michael?
07:39Sit back down, please.
07:53Oh, close.
07:56Sorry.
07:56That's okay.
08:06Unlucky.
08:07He's ready to see you if you want to get on through.
08:10One sec.
08:12Okay.
08:18Ah, dammit.
08:30Hello.
08:31Hello.
08:32Isabel.
08:33I was wondering, do you have any plans this evening?
08:36No, I don't think so.
08:38Well, I was wondering if you would like to go see a movie with me tonight.
08:45Oh, that sounds really fun, but I have a boyfriend and he might-
08:51Really good.
08:52Huh?
08:52Really, really good.
08:54What do you mean?
08:55He sounds amazing.
08:56I'm jealous.
08:57Not of him, of you.
08:59He really sounds like boyfriend material.
09:02Listen, I already bought the tickets.
09:04I want you to take this boyfriend that I've been hearing so much about and show him a good
09:08time.
09:09I already saw the movie last night.
09:11I was checking to see if it's good.
09:12Trust me.
09:13It is.
09:14You'll love it.
09:15From your pal, Michael, I gotta go to a meeting now.
09:22Take a look at this.
09:26What am I looking at?
09:28This is a photograph of Norman White.
09:30Okay, so either the flash on the camera is way too bright or this photo is way overexposed.
09:36Turn it over.
09:37Okay, I see what you're saying.
09:39He's the third richest man in New Zealand.
09:40Born in Australia, moved here as a teenager.
09:43Now he owns an agricultural supplies empire.
09:45The man on his right is Dennis Green.
09:47I don't know who that is.
09:49He's the head of the AIS.
09:50Ah, okay.
09:51Do you know what that stands for?
09:52Do you know what that stands for?
09:53What does it stand for?
09:54Huh?
09:54What does it stand for?
09:56AIS?
09:57Mm-hmm.
10:01Amazing.
10:02It's the Australian Intelligence Service.
10:04Okay.
10:04In what world, Michael, does A stand for amazing?
10:06Sorry, I was confused.
10:08Well, I was confused when two days ago I received the next photo.
10:12So, this photo is backwards, so I'll just turn it over again.
10:16Turn it over again.
10:16Yes.
10:17That's Dennis Green, arriving at the Queenstown Airport three days ago.
10:21Take a look at the next photo.
10:23It's white again.
10:25Just joking.
10:25It's just backwards.
10:26You just turn it over.
10:27That is a house owned by Norman White, just out of Queenstown.
10:31We believe Dennis Green may be staying at the house.
10:34Well, what's the head of the Amazing Australian Intelligence Service doing in Queenstown?
10:38Amazing is not part of it.
10:40But that is exactly what we want you to find out.
10:42Our South Island officer will meet you at the hotel.
10:45You leave in two hours.
10:46Dress warm.
11:07Mr. Somerset, welcome.
11:15Mr. Somerset, I trust you had an easy journey?
11:19Sorry, wrong guy.
11:26No, I'm pretty sure you're the man I was sent here to meet.
11:29My name is Michael Rivera. That's not what you said.
11:33Michael, that's your alias. Did you have a look at the dossier?
11:39Big time. Yeah, that was a great read. Remind me of your name again.
11:44I'm Misty Atwood. I'm the agency's South Island division.
11:47Anytime you're on the South Island and you need anything, I'm your girl.
11:51My name is Michael Rivera, but you can call me just by my first name.
11:57Michael.
11:57Yeah, no one really calls me Michael Rivera in conversation.
12:01It's faster to just go Michael.
12:04Actually, while we're here, let's go with Simon Somerset if that's okay.
12:08Okay.
12:09That's what your reservation is under.
12:11Got it.
12:11Do you want to say it a few times? Just really get it in your bones?
12:15No, trust me. I'm good with names.
12:18Okay, well, I'll leave you to it then. Let me know if you need anything.
12:26It was lovely meeting you.
12:28You too.
12:30Bye.
12:31See ya.
12:38Welcome to Grand Remarkables Hotel, sir. Are you checking in?
12:41Yes, please.
12:42Great. Name?
12:46Your name, sir?
12:47My name.
12:48Yes.
12:50I'm not sure.
12:51Not sure?
12:52No, I said I'm not Sean.
12:55As in, my name is not Sean.
12:57Okay.
12:58Well, we don't have any reservations under Sean.
13:02Good.
13:02Very good.
13:03Maybe could you say some of the names that do have reservations?
13:08Sure.
13:09Jill Sharp, David Hennaday, Simon Somerset.
13:12That's it.
13:13Simon Somerset.
13:14Okay, great.
13:16And did Simon book the room for you?
13:18No.
13:18I'm Simon Somerset.
13:20You are Simon Somerset?
13:21Mm-hmm.
13:22Right.
13:23Well, you will be staying...
13:25My name is Simon Somerset.
13:29Great.
13:31Welcome to the hotel, Mr. Somerset.
13:32You will be staying in room 402.
13:35Simon Somerset, thanks you.
13:40Inspect the bed.
13:44Check for any bed bugs.
13:46By which I mean insects and not...
13:50Microphones.
13:52I love coming to Queenstown for a business trip.
13:56My job, importing cars.
13:58My name is Simon Somerset.
14:01I love coming to Queenstown for a hotel.
14:01My name is Simon Somerset.
14:02My name is Simon Somerset.
14:19My name is the business trip.
14:20I asked Peter for a destination to take a walk.
14:20I'm sorry.
14:20You told my name is Simon Somerset.
14:37this is Michael hi is mr. Somerset there this is him you just said this is Michael I think you'll
14:45find I said this is my call as in this is my room this is my life this is my
14:51call I'm Simon Somerset
14:54okay a bit of a weird question but did you shoot a gun in your room very interesting question and
15:01to that question I will say I don't think I don't think I did is that everything no I have
15:09a message
15:09from your friend in room 208 they'd like to meet you at the bar at eight o'clock I'll be
15:13there
15:13actually one more thing could you send someone on my room it's not up to Simon Somerset standard
15:19it it looks like maybe a bird got in okay maybe the bird shot a gun
15:39mr. Somerset Sue I think you're confused I'm Mary Smith that's right and I'm Simon
15:48Somerset I know I said mr. Somerset I'm sorry I'm having a shocker okay here's a plan tomorrow at
15:57zero five hundred hours what is that normal time 5 a.m. can we just use normal time sure
16:03Misty will pick us up at 5 a.m. I just really struggle with 24-hour time that's fine totally
16:08fine as I was saying the three of us will be picked up at 5 a.m. so early yeah
16:14it is yeah wait
16:15did you say three of us mm-hmm yes who's the third me numb nuts don't call me that why
16:24not you are one
16:25you both please shut up okay the plan is all three of us will be picked up at 0 500
16:31hours we don't know
16:32what that means 5 a.m. will be picked up at 5 a.m. say that then what huh continue
16:39we'll drive 45 minutes
16:44into the mountains we'll park up at a viewpoint and from there the two of you will take off on
16:51your skis
16:53it'll take you 20 minutes to reach the valley where the house is Anderson you'll set up camp
17:01somewhere with a good view of the house and then Michael you're on your own enter the house and find
17:09anything you can we need to find out what the Australians are doing in New Zealand yeah I'm fine
17:35you sure no I'm all good I think he fell over okay I think are you okay mate I'm all
17:42good just get
17:43these back on and I'll be I'll be off okay I'm good back to it then I'm fine is he
17:49hurt I I I don't really
18:06want to ask hey numbnuts there's a guard on you in like five seconds who are you talking to this
18:16way
18:16your head against the wall can you guys please shut up Anderson can you see any open windows
18:29there's actually a door open on the balcony Michael can you climb up to the balcony I can try there's
18:36a
18:46ladder I'm in what do you see I think I'm in a bedroom is there a bed in the room
18:51yeah then yeah I'm
18:53pretty sure you're in a bedroom shut up I'm gonna look out but okay Anderson Anderson don't shut up
19:09Michael tell him you don't want him to shut up no do want him to shut up you need a
19:15lookout this is so
19:16dangerous sorry that's okay
19:23I said a hundred and I mean a hundred is that clear right now the target is the foreign minister
19:30of India
19:35he's arriving in Christchurch tomorrow for the world unity games we send him one of our best men
19:42Magnus Magnus Michael how you getting on really good luckily this keyhole is massive honestly I have
19:50never seen a keyhole this big hold it right there tell me you've ever seen a keyhole that big put
19:58your
19:58hands up okay but you've got to admit that is an abnormally large keyhole have you seen the key I
20:04would love to see the key shut up there is a guard and he is pointing a gun at me
20:10who are you talking
20:10to I have a radio earpiece in see how you okay yeah I just I think he threw his earpiece
20:21at someone
20:21Anderson can you see anything you better frickin not still be shutting up I will kill you okay okay
20:35no I can't see him Michael Michael no sign of him Michael come in I see him
20:51what's happening he's running out of the house but he's being chased
20:58he's now whacking a guy with his ski poles he's back on the move but he's got company
21:09what do you mean there's a guard in pursuit
21:16the guard is armed
21:30freeze turn around
21:39who are you me yeah my name is
21:47are you trying to think of a fake name no well it seems like you are well I'm not okay
21:53my name
21:58is Simon so name Oh Somerset Simon Somerset
22:24oh oh wow holy smokes you're bleeding
22:33are you okay
22:37oh
22:57Is Michael okay?
22:59He's fainted, and he's rolling down the hill.
23:02He fell over.
23:04He's still falling.
23:07It's kind of crazy.
23:08The momentum.
23:15Has he stopped?
23:18He's actually still falling.
23:22Okay.
23:24Is it like a bad fall?
23:27It's almost turned into a sliding situation.
23:32More of a slide.
23:33More of a doubt.
23:33More of a doubt.
23:36Four of sorry.
23:37Good.
23:37Every time you have one of my big moment.
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