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Off Campus Episode 2 ｜
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00:025 p.m. Tuesday.
00:04Rehearsal.
00:042 p.m. Thursday.
00:06Class, then work, then rehearsal.
00:087 a.m. Tuesday?
00:09Practice.
00:107 a.m. Wednesday.
00:11So practice.
00:12See, this is why I told you I can't help you.
00:13You're busy. I'm busy.
00:15It's fine. We'll make it work.
00:16The pop showcase needs to be my top priority.
00:18Well, passing this class is mine.
00:22Give me your phone.
00:23What?
00:24Just...
00:25Thanks.
00:30All right, 9 p.m. of the night.
00:31After the sounds of wind and fog.
00:34Is that a class or a haiku?
00:36It's a class. I want to be a film composer.
00:38Oh.
00:40That's cool.
00:41All right, phone?
00:42Hold on.
00:46Nice.
00:47Okay, now you have my number.
00:49I sent myself a text, so I have yours.
00:52Oh, and actually...
00:56Whoa, easy.
00:57Wellesie, you're going to have to loosen up if we're dating.
00:59It's Hannah.
01:00I like Wellesie.
01:01We're going to have to take that again.
01:03No, we don't.
01:04You can't just kiss me out of the blue.
01:06Actually, you can't kiss me at all.
01:07If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.
01:10I just met you.
01:11So what are we going to do?
01:13Hold hands?
01:14I mean...
01:15I mean, it's cute, but it's not going to work.
01:18Why not?
01:18Because we have to make him jealous.
01:20No guy gets jealous about holding hands.
01:23Well, agree to disagree.
01:24You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
01:27Just walk down the hall holding hands?
01:29Problem is, I don't do girlfriends.
01:31Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.
01:33Well, am I supposed to know what Fifth Line is?
01:35How have you never...
01:36It's the Briar gossip account.
01:40Like, mostly hockey team shit.
01:42Oh, because your lives are so interesting?
01:44I mean, yeah, kind of.
01:46Trust me.
01:46If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.
01:49Ew.
01:50My best friend's younger sibling, they run the account.
01:52If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.
01:55And if we make it on the Fifth Line...
01:56No, okay, I get it.
01:58But why can't we just tell Jules?
01:59Get them in on it.
02:00They don't do fake gossip.
02:03Like, for this plan to work, we have to sell it.
02:07Classic first period strategy.
02:09One, two, three, take my hand and come with me
02:11because you look so fine that I really want to make you...
02:14Maintain possession of the puck and establish a rhythm.
02:16Throw your opponent off his game.
02:17Get the crowd on your side.
02:18Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?
02:20It's a metaphor, Wellesie.
02:21Who's the tutor here?
02:23Okay, whatever.
02:24Is there a phase two?
02:25Offensive zone pressure.
02:27Find opportunities to crash the crease and look for rebounds.
02:30Sure, crash, crease, rebounds, totally.
02:33We showboat our relationship in front of crowds,
02:36in front of Justin,
02:37and especially in front of Jules whenever we can.
02:40And phase three?
02:42We break up, you cry.
02:44You expect me to cry over you?
02:45Yeah, oh yeah.
02:46Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.
02:49I mean, your life will never be the same again,
02:51and then Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.
02:56You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?
02:58Oh, I'll be inconsolable.
02:59All right, well, that part I like.
03:01Well, you gotta admit,
03:04it's kind of genius.
03:11So, when do we start?
03:13I said, are you gonna be my girl?
03:32Oh, I got a 고민 for you.
03:36Hi, I'm-
03:38Hannah, right?
03:39Darius, Tudor?
03:40Yeah, sorry it took me so long.
03:41No one ever really knocks.
03:45Dude, I told you to pause it.
03:48There's no pause in hockey.
03:50Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.
03:52You guys say pauses all the time.
03:53I'm the one out there all the time.
03:54To be fair, you just stay in one spot.
03:56I'm the one out there all the time.
03:58Gotta work on your transitions, bro.
03:59Honestly, I'm doing better without you, so...
04:01Fuck you, I'm carrying your ass.
04:03Come on now.
04:05Hey.
04:07I'm Jules.
04:08Hello, Chuck or sibling.
04:12Who are you?
04:13What's your deal?
04:15Careful.
04:15Don't tell Jules anything.
04:16You went with the whole school knowing.
04:18I only report the facts.
04:22Wellsy.
04:23Hey.
04:27We can study in my room.
04:31Down here is fine.
04:33No, no, it's better up there.
04:35No worries.
04:44Jules?
04:49So my nudity was not part of the deal.
04:51Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.
04:53It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.
04:55Dean!
04:57Dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.
04:59We have company.
05:01Sorry about him.
05:02This is even.
05:03This is me.
05:20Okay, uh, for your oral presentation, you're gonna have to argue the viewpoints of one of our first unit philosophers
05:27and how they relate to modern society.
05:31What was that?
05:34No, nothing.
05:35Just a snap from a puk bunny.
05:37That's not what you actually call women.
05:39They call themselves that.
05:40Wait, are people gonna think I'm a puk bunny?
05:43No one is going to think you're a puk bunny.
05:47Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.
05:52Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.
05:56Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual, God is dead, or whatever.
06:01Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define what morality was itself, what the duties and obligations of the
06:06individual were to begin with.
06:11If you know that already, why do you need my help?
06:13Well, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?
06:16What I don't understand is how they can be saying different things and both still be right.
06:22It's not about being right.
06:24It's not about being right.
06:24Oh, my God.
06:28Okay.
06:32This is Garrett's tutor.
06:35Please leave him alone.
06:36He'll fuck you later.
06:39Damn.
06:40Now I have to fuck her later.
06:41Oh, only if you believe in obligations.
06:47You want my head where?
06:48Well, just in between my, uh...
06:51Wait, is that even your head?
06:53It doesn't matter.
06:54I'm not doing August 19th.
06:56Okay.
06:58Uh...
07:00Ooh, June 28th is kind of hot.
07:02You can do a backbend?
07:03No, you're doing backbends.
07:07I don't know about this.
07:10Okay.
07:11Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.
07:13No, I mean any of this calendar, the sex positions.
07:20Do you not like what we've been doing?
07:23No, I just, like, thought it might be fun to try something different.
07:28You know, I just, after two years, I don't want us getting boring.
07:33Are sexes boring?
07:35No.
07:35No, I didn't.
07:36We're just a little predictable, Sol.
07:40I mean, like, we do the same things and we see the same people and we break up and get
07:45back together.
07:45Like, I'm just trying to shake us out of our routine here.
07:49I like our routine.
07:51Okay, not a break apart, but the rest of it is...
07:55We see the same people because we're in college.
07:58We eat at the same places because we're in college.
08:00Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.
08:02Yeah, so let's go out and hook up on the dance floor and make out in the back of an
08:06Uber.
08:07We're not those people.
08:08Well, we could be.
08:10Right?
08:14Don't you want more?
08:22Okay, let me see August 19th again.
08:28No, no, it's fine, fine.
08:30The usual stuff's fine.
08:35I can put a pillow under your butt.
08:37You said that felt good last time, right?
08:41Yeah.
08:42Yeah, let's just do that.
09:02Okay.
09:03What did we love about Hannah's piece?
09:08Come on, it's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.
09:11How do we help make it stronger?
09:13We're classical comp majors.
09:14We don't do pop.
09:16I commend your intellectual flexibility.
09:19Truly.
09:20Anyone?
09:23It's a nice melody.
09:24There we go, thank you.
09:25Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?
09:27I haven't finished it yet.
09:28Hannah, just, uh, try to listen.
09:34Okay.
09:35I think what we are looking for here is constructive criticism.
09:40Honestly.
09:41Sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.
09:43Background music for someone else's story.
09:45Like you're afraid to really get under the surface of what this song wants to be about.
09:53Just right, Hannah.
09:56I am sure it went better than you think it did.
09:59No, it really didn't.
10:01Cutting it close, Mr. Graham.
10:03Sorry.
10:04I had to stop and grab coffee from my girl.
10:13What's in this?
10:13I think you meant to say.
10:15Thanks, baby.
10:16Baby?
10:17So, for those of you who were remotely paying attention.
10:20Drink the damn coffee.
10:21I'm lactose intolerant.
10:23Just pretend.
10:25What, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant?
10:28Hannah.
10:30Pretend you like me.
10:37Is he looking?
10:38I can't tell.
10:41Nope.
10:44Okay.
10:46What about now?
10:50No.
10:53Okay, well I can't take notes like this.
10:56Nobody said you had to.
11:00Whatever.
11:13And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.
11:21He's looking now.
11:26Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:28Don't miss.
11:29I ain't gonna miss.
11:29Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:30Don't miss.
11:31Don't miss.
11:31Don't miss.
11:32Oh.
11:33Fuck you.
11:34Told you not to miss.
11:36Come on.
11:37It wasn't that bad.
11:38It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano and then fell down the stairs loudly.
11:50Hear me.
11:51Hear me.
11:52Hear me.
11:52We have a proclamation.
11:53Stand by for the proclamation.
11:55The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities will take place this year at the Maxwell Summer Home in...
12:02Cape Cod.
12:03Woo-hoo!
12:04As it is our 22nd year gracing the earth, the theme shall be twofers.
12:09So please come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.
12:13After us, of course.
12:14The party bus departs shortly after the team bus, which shall bring ye there and bring ye back the following
12:19morning.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:19So be there.
12:21Or...
12:22Be there.
12:22There is no other option.
12:24Drum roll, please.
12:25Yes.
12:38That is all.
12:38That is all.
12:41That was a lot.
12:43That's Dean and Bo for you.
12:44They do the same kind of thing every year.
12:49Wait.
12:51Justin is in Bo's fret.
12:59I got it.
13:01Gonna need more words?
13:03I'll give you two.
13:05Hard launch.
13:13I would just like to say this is the most absolutely unhinged plan and I'm obsessed with it.
13:18And you...
13:19None of the hockey people know?
13:21Hockey people?
13:22Jules can't know.
13:23This has to seem real.
13:28Okay, well you've convinced half the theater department.
13:32We could be Beetlejuice.
13:34What?
13:34No, you need to show up as someone hot.
13:36How dare you?
13:37Winona Ryder is beautiful.
13:38Yeah, but she's not hot.
13:40Don't you have any of those boots that go up past the knee?
13:42You mean fuck me boots?
13:44Yeah.
13:44We wear those when we don't feel like shaving.
13:46Haha.
13:46Well, I'm just saying.
13:47I mean, you've got it, so flaunt it.
13:50Okay, don't talk about my it.
13:52Not all women want to get dressed up for the male gaze.
13:55Yeah, but the women I'm with do.
13:56Okay, enough.
13:57Listen, hockey man.
13:58Let's just get one thing straight.
14:00My best friend is right about literally everything, always, now, until the end of time.
14:04But in this case, you do gotta whip them thighs out.
14:07Judas!
14:07Sorry!
14:08But if you want to get Justin's attention, we have to be boy hot, not girl hot.
14:11Wait, we?
14:13Oh, yeah.
14:14Sean and I are coming.
14:14I just decided.
14:16A wild hockey party is exactly what we need to shake us out of our funk.
14:20You're already in the funk again.
14:21You just got back together.
14:22Even soulmates have ruts.
14:24Or a series of ruts.
14:27Okay, well, it'll be more fun to drive out to the party with you anyway, so.
14:30Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.
14:32That wasn't part of the deal?
14:33Well, if you're into me, you're into hockey.
14:36He's got a point.
14:36Well, and besides, you'll need to spend the night anyway, right?
14:39For fake sex reasons?
14:40Yeah, fake sex.
14:42So much fake sex.
14:43Ugh.
14:43I don't want to be having fake sex.
14:45You're having real sex.
14:46Whatever.
14:47My point is, fake is fun.
14:49Um, okay, what's my deadline for this costume?
14:52Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves at 4 p.m. Saturday.
14:54You said I'm not a Puck Bunny.
14:55You're not.
14:57Doesn't mean you can't act like one.
14:59Ooh.
15:03Come on.
15:05We dominated the Frozen Four last year, and the year before that, and the year before that.
15:09All the cocky sons of bitches out there think they can beat us.
15:12I'd like to see you give 110%.
15:14Brackets out 110.
15:16Read each other's minds.
15:17What are you doing tonight?
15:18You want to give 100% and then, um, give 10...
15:23I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?
15:25How do you plan to adjust to the challenge of being Briar's new captain?
15:28I don't think there's a need to change anything.
15:30My teammates expect the best out of me, and, uh, that's not a problem.
15:34I expect the best of myself.
15:36Do you have any other pregame rituals or superstitions?
15:39Yeah, I'm pretty particular.
15:41You know, I need my locker to be...
16:10Hey.
16:11Can I help you?
16:13Uh, no, I'm here for Garrett.
16:16Oh, I don't usually let girlfriends watch.
16:18Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.
16:20Um, I'm his philosophy tutor.
16:23Well, then you can stay.
16:25Hey.
16:28You're not going easy on him, are you?
16:29No, sir.
16:30Good.
16:31Do your best.
16:32We need him out there.
16:34I'm sorry, can't you just speak to his professor or dean?
16:39Or whatever.
16:40If it's so important that he play, I mean.
16:42He didn't want me to.
16:44What?
16:44Why?
16:47Do you know who his dad is?
16:50Some hockey player?
16:51One of the best defensemen in NHL history.
16:56Garrett's last name carries weight.
16:58He knows the spotlight's on him.
17:00So he busts his ass to prove that he's earned his place.
17:10Hey.
17:12Thought we had a session.
17:13Weight room.
17:17You better hurry.
17:19Garrett's tutor.
17:20All right.
17:25Yeah.
17:28I must admit, I can't explain any of these thoughts racing through my brain.
17:35It's true.
17:37Baby, I'm howling for you.
17:39Hey.
17:40You know I don't appreciate being made to wait 45 minutes.
17:42I'm sorry.
17:43Sitting down for that long must be so draining.
17:46I will reschedule.
17:48Okay, wait.
17:48Hold on.
17:49Hold on.
17:49I can multitask.
17:51I'll just be, uh, locking out while studying lock.
17:55Really?
17:56You can?
17:57I've got a lot to cover and I've never met a guy who can genuinely do two things at once.
18:02Well, then you've been sleeping with the wrong guys, Wilson.
18:08That was a joke.
18:11Jesus.
18:12You know, if we're gonna convince anyone that we're hooking up, you can't freak out when
18:15I tease you.
18:17We need to practice.
18:18Practice what?
18:19Teasing?
18:20We'll be fine as long as you stop force feeding me dairy products.
18:23Forget your oat milk.
18:24This is serious.
18:26You blush whenever I come near you.
18:29Get over yourself.
18:30I don't blush.
18:31Oh, yeah?
18:50See?
18:51Nothing.
18:53Not bad.
18:55But what about when we kiss?
18:58You're very sure of yourself.
19:01Oh, right.
19:02Your terms.
19:03No kissing.
19:10What's wrong, Graham?
19:12I thought you said we needed practice.
19:28Don't.
19:29Blush.
19:47Don't.
19:55No, no.
19:57No, I...
20:01Yes, he was just trying to prove a point.
20:03It kind of feels like I just did.
20:08And now it's my turn.
20:15I'm gonna kiss you.
20:19Okay.
20:30Am I blushing now?
20:46It's here, folks. Our first away game of the season.
20:49The Briarhawks have dominated the Chatham Plovers in the past,
20:52but since it's De Laurentiis' birthday today,
20:55we all know his mind is already on the after-party.
20:57Am I right?
20:59But we've got a good crowd here tonight.
21:01The Briar's most faithful bunnies in attendance, as always.
21:14First game?
21:17Yeah.
21:18I know we can seem like a lot, but we don't bite. I swear.
21:22Oh, thanks.
21:27Just stick by Jules.
21:29I mean, their play-by-play was a lifesaver my first time.
21:32Thanks.
21:36Oh, here we go. You got this, boys. Come on, now.
21:39This is a tough game for the Plovers, folks.
21:42Hey, hey, right here, right here.
21:44Let's fucking go.
21:46Come on, baby.
21:47Hey, hey, jeez. Come on. Come on.
21:50Hey, here we go.
21:51The Briar has control of the puck.
21:52Logan, Logan. There you go.
21:53Logan back to Graham.
21:54Move it, move it.
21:55Move, move, move, move.
21:55Graham back to Logan.
21:56These two are passing it back and forth like Plermidia during the welcome week.
22:00Come on, guys. Let someone else have a turn. It's only fair.
22:03Go, go.
22:03Come on, baby.
22:07Nine. Damn, so close.
22:09Chatter tries to get the puck the fuck out of town.
22:12Get him, baby.
22:12But Graham's right there with the interception.
22:14Come on, G. Pass it up.
22:17Good. Take it up. Take it up.
22:19Graham takes the loan in.
22:22Yes!
22:23Woo!
22:25Goal.
22:27Pops absolutely pounding the Chatham Clovers.
22:31All day. All day.
22:34He's good.
22:35Yeah.
22:36Problem is, he knows it.
22:39Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck the fuck! Fuck fuck!
22:44Fuck the fuck fuck!
22:46Fuck the fuck! Fuck fuck fuck!
22:55Hey, man!
23:01Set him up.
23:08Right here.
23:19Seriously, hey, waste not, lest he be wasted.
23:23Come on.
23:24Okay.
23:39Come on.
23:41Use magic.
23:43Come on.
23:44Come on, baby.
23:45Oh, boy.
23:46Come on.
23:47Oh, boy.
23:50Come on.
24:09Well, I heard you might have found somebody new.
24:14I still can't swallow.
24:15What?
24:16Holy shit.
24:17I mean, you totally nailed boy hot.
24:21Good.
24:21I feel like an absolute cliche.
24:24Any sign of Justin?
24:26No, not yet, but he'll be here.
24:28Sigtile takes birthdays very seriously.
24:30You okay?
24:31Oh, hey.
24:32Thanks, man.
24:33No, thanks.
24:34I don't drink at parties.
24:36Oh, yeah?
24:37No worries, I'm not a big drinker either.
24:39One on practice nights, five after a game.
24:40No exceptions.
24:42Seems pretty strict.
24:43Do you think I was born with these apps?
24:46So what's next?
24:47It's your favorite, actually.
24:49Are you ready for this?
24:58Hockey shots!
25:00Hey, hockey shots.
25:01Oh, shit.
25:03Yeah, get it now.
25:04You're not a vampire.
25:05I am.
25:06Yeah, sorry, Garrett's a tutor, but, uh, you're all cute, but we need you.
25:09Let's go.
25:10It's a starting line tradition when we win.
25:12Bad luck if we don't.
25:13Exactly.
25:13So we're doing it, because tonight we beat Chatham's asses.
25:16That's right.
25:16Let's go.
25:17All right, come on.
25:17Come on.
25:18Yes, sir.
25:19Sorry.
25:21It's okay.
25:29Let's go.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Let's go.
25:38Let's go.
25:40Let's go.
25:41Hey!
25:45okay.
25:49Keep it...
26:09Not a vampire.
26:11Hi, uh, what?
26:13Garrett, we all thought he was just a very bad vampire,
26:15but here you are, looking like Elle Woods.
26:18And your Peter Pan shadow?
26:20Yeah, Peter's around here somewhere.
26:24There's just one thing I can't quite figure out.
26:27Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
26:29Dynamic duos, not his style.
26:31Even when it is a theme.
26:33So, Garrett's tutor.
26:36What's really going on?
26:38Come on, it's gonna be fucking hard.
26:43Someone already blocked me in.
26:45Come on, it looks so fun.
26:53Hey, babe, where's your Duncan cup?
26:56I'm still left in the car.
26:57Okay, well, without the cup, you don't look like Ben Affleck.
27:00You just look like some sad guy from Boston.
27:02So, Ben Aff...
27:04Babe, get the cup.
27:06So he can dance.
27:07Do we have to?
27:08Yes!
27:09I mean, come on, a house like this?
27:10A floor like that?
27:12A dress like mine?
27:14Come on.
27:16Okay, I'll find the cup.
27:22You know, it started with cheatering, but, I mean, if you looked at him, I mean, he's
27:27John's best friend, so, not really.
27:30John...
27:31My brother, John Logan.
27:33Right.
27:34But, I mean, objectively, Garrett's a reasonably attractive-looking human being, and sparks
27:39flu, as they do when, uh, people, um, sorry, what, what, what don't you get?
27:45Any of it, really?
27:47Because a guy like him couldn't possibly be into a girl like me?
27:50Oh, my God, no, you're just different.
27:53Not what I would have expected for Garrett.
28:00So you guys, like, dating, dating?
28:03Well, I mean, we're not, like, exclusive or anything.
28:06And she's cool with that.
28:07Yeah, man, I guess so.
28:10Huh.
28:11It's just that last week you didn't even know her name, right?
28:14Yeah, you know, I don't know.
28:16Sometimes people sneak up on you.
28:18Yeah.
28:21Jesus.
28:21Do you see anything non-alcoholic?
28:23It's for Hannah.
28:25She doesn't drink.
28:27She said not at parties.
28:29Huh.
28:34Here, uh, here, try this.
28:40Clothes cans are safer, bro.
28:45Thanks.
28:47Go be the hero.
28:52I can say this because Garrett's basically my brother, but he can be kind of a dick sometimes.
28:57You know that, right?
29:00Yeah, but he's also funny and really hardworking.
29:04Kind of nice when he wants to be.
29:07Hey, uh, sorry that I took so long to find any mixtures, but...
29:10I thought maybe...
29:12I don't know.
29:13You know, in case you change your mind, no pressure, though.
29:16Yeah, actually, thanks.
29:31Okay.
29:32That was totally cute.
29:36My single ass needs another drink.
29:39Bye, Jules.
29:42Good work.
29:43It's real.
29:43Good work.
30:25Yo, Dean, can you do me a favor and take one of these out of my hands?
30:34Who is that?
30:37Well, I don't know her personally, but I'm pretty sure that's J-Lo.
30:41That's really helpful.
30:43Yeah.
30:44I got an idea.
30:51Oh, my God!
30:52Wait, this is me!
30:53J-Lo!
30:53No!
30:54Ah!
30:58Who says you're struggling with your system?
31:00Nope.
31:02I can still change the song, dick.
31:04I can still change this to my party people in the club.
31:08Huh.
31:09Huh.
31:10Huh.
31:10Huh.
31:10If you go hard, you gotta get on the floor.
31:14Huh.
31:14If you're a party, treat the step on the floor.
31:18If you're an animal, then tear up the floor.
31:21Break the sweat on the floor.
31:23Yeah, we work on the floor.
31:25Don't stop, keep it moving, put your drinks up.
31:29Woo!
31:29Pick your body up and drop it on the floor.
31:33Let the rhythm change your world on the floor.
31:36You know we're running tonight on the floor.
31:40Brazil, Morocco, London to Ibiza.
31:43Straight to LA, New York, Vegas to Africa.
31:47Dance the night away, live your life and stay young on the floor.
31:55Dance the night away, grab somebody, drink a little more.
31:59I see me.
32:01I see me.
32:02I see me.
32:04I see me.
32:04I see me.
32:04I see me.
32:05I see me.
32:05I see me.
32:05I see me.
32:05I see me.
32:07I see me.
32:20Should we dance or what?
32:33Oh my God, Justin's here.
32:35Okay, be cool.
32:37You're with me.
32:39Hey, he's just another guy, right?
32:49Is he looking?
32:54Oh my God, Justin's here.
33:17Okay.
33:20where are we going he needs to see us and he has you've got him interested now we got to
33:25go
33:28nobody's talking to someone
33:33hey watch the player not the puck well see what the hell does that mean it means trust me
33:52this is the part where I tell you all the things I want to do to you when we're alone
34:07now you can blush
34:33thank god I'm exhausted
34:41you're not letting me take the bed
34:47nope sorry for thinking you were a gentleman
34:49apology accepted I'm not sleeping on the floor
34:55well that really sounds like a pickle you can't just decide it's funny it seems like I just did
35:01oh my god you're so stubborn
35:04you know the bed is big enough for two
35:08absolutely not okay your loss
35:14whoa you're pizza shit
35:17am I
35:19yeah I guess I hadn't noticed
35:22no okay
35:23you're right you should take the bed
35:28wait no
35:30no
35:30no you're just giving me the bed because you feel bad for me
35:33get back on the bed I'm taking the floor
35:35I don't need your pity
35:36it's all yours see you in the morning
35:38you just collapsed on it two seconds ago take it
35:40I am perfectly capable of sleeping on the floor
35:42so am I
35:56what
35:59nothing
36:00can't actually laugh out loud and not share the goods
36:22impressive
36:23Bruins should hire him to be their mascot
36:27do you always get so beat up out there
36:31nah you get used to it
36:33hurt more when I was starting up
36:35how old were you
36:36when I started playing
36:40well I don't know
36:40as soon as I could walk my dad put skates on me
36:44it's a lot of pressure on a kid
36:48skating was the fun part
36:52pressure was
36:55getting measured once a week
36:57to make sure that I was
36:58growing fast enough
37:01chugging protein shakes and
37:06lifting weights
37:08missing birthday parties
37:10because my dad
37:12wouldn't let me skip practice
37:15and his
37:16fucking
37:18whistle
37:18whenever I
37:20made a mistake
37:23why do you still do it
37:29I guess
37:33I wouldn't know who I am without it
37:37spent my whole life
37:39training for a dream
37:40and now I'm so close to it
37:41if I stopped I
37:44I don't know
37:47it makes sense
37:48it seems like you never really had a choice
37:53yeah right
37:56fuck that
37:59yeah
38:00yeah fuck that
38:07you gotta practice with the Bruins
38:10they let me run a drill
38:12for fun
38:13wasn't that big of a deal
38:14you stalker
38:23oh my god
38:24no turn that off
38:25that's so embarrassing
38:53did you write this?
38:55it's incredible
38:56in high school
38:58now it's a love story
39:01a graphic proportion
39:03the likes of which
39:05never's been told
39:07they're really good
39:08two hearts beating as one
39:12run right into the sun
39:17oh what would I give to go back
39:30I gotta tell you something
39:34the other night
39:35at the Eastwood game
39:37I was
39:40struggling
39:42and then
39:45I heard someone singing
39:48Elton John
39:49right
39:52I followed your voice
39:54through the tunnels
39:57I saw you in the green room
40:01saying it out loud
40:02I realized
40:04I realized
40:04that sounds creepy
40:05but
40:08you were
40:09so
40:11like genuine
40:12you know
40:15free
40:20you centered me
40:29Jules posted us
40:32wait what did they say
40:34actually
40:35hang on
40:35let me see
40:43we did it
40:44yeah we did it
40:47wait I have just a thing
40:48have you heard Miley's cover
40:49of the bitch's back
40:50yeah of course
40:51I'm a man of taste
40:52well Z
40:52okay well what about
40:53Billy Porter's vision
40:55who's Billy Porter
40:59gonna pretend you didn't
41:00just say that
41:00come up here
41:09will you show me
41:10something of yours
41:11well like a classical piece
41:13no like the one
41:14on your Instagram
41:16uh no
41:17I don't write
41:18like that anymore
41:20that's crazy
41:23why not
41:26it's like scary
41:29telling the world
41:30something I'm not
41:31ready for it to know
41:33uh but I am
41:34working on something
41:36at the moment
41:36for the pop showcase
41:38but it's not there yet
41:40lyrics are
41:41hard for me
41:43it'll get there
41:45it has to
41:45I need to win
41:47you hate losing
41:48that badly huh
41:49I do
41:50when it means
41:51that I can't afford
41:52to go to Briar anymore
41:53which is what'll happen
41:54if I don't get a scholarship
41:56and the only way
41:57to get a scholarship
41:58is to win
42:10do you have to
42:11write the lyrics yourself
42:12like can you collaborate
42:14yeah sure
42:14as long as it's still mine
42:33I mean
42:36there's your answer
42:38Justin
42:39yeah
42:39I mean just asking for help
42:41pretentious douches
42:42love that shit
42:43he is not a pretentious douche
42:47okay yeah
42:48whatever you say
43:01wait have you heard of the beaches
43:04their Coachella set
43:05will change your life
43:06I don't know
43:08that'sربot
43:16again in
43:26at
43:27him
44:45Anna.
44:48Hi.
44:48Hey.
44:49Justin.
44:50Yes.
44:51Is the seat taken?
44:53No.
44:54Yeah?
44:55Cool.
44:55Yeah.
44:56Yeah.
44:57Yeah.
45:16Yeah.
45:24Yeah.
45:27Yeah.
45:40Yeah.
45:44Yeah.
45:57Yeah.
45:58Yeah.
46:10Yeah.
46:13Yeah.
46:27Yeah.
46:31Yeah.
46:32Yeah.
46:46Yeah.
46:49Yeah.
46:52Yeah.
46:53Yeah.
46:58Yeah.
46:59Yeah.
47:10Yeah.
47:11Yeah.
47:18Yeah.
47:21Yeah.
47:52I feel so far, you're up, I want to spin me like a bird and drop your finger on me.
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