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00:06Thank you for listening.
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02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no. I...
02:06Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
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02:29In my class, average actually means average.
02:33That is why 70% of you got a C-plus or lower.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still drop it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert
02:51to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like
03:11before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities
03:18to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:27Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:31So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I-I wrote in, like, an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered,
03:53anybody want to hazard a guess
03:55as to what we will be discussing today?
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:03Stop.
04:04Dressed in coal's not my anything.
04:05It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy,
04:22and they weren't even good words.
04:23Hannah, you love his music,
04:25and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26Soundchakes at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:31Who-who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I-I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars,
04:47even though the theater department is literally falling apart.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
04:59So.
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:07I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15Uh, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end,
05:18and your-your voice didn't do that, so.
05:21Okay.
05:21Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top,
05:25help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so.
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities
05:48that have nothing to do with fire hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20
05:58when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation,
06:03all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it
06:08But I'm sick of everyone
06:09I need to sweat it out
06:12I need to have some fun
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the club
06:18Go to the dance and the boys gonna love this
06:21I'm picking their lips
06:22Wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips
06:26Everybody's on some drugs
06:27Everybody wants some love
06:29I don't want shit
06:30I don't need to chase that hit
06:32As long as I got my boys and girls I'm rich
06:36Oh shit
06:37Oh shit
06:38Oh shit
06:40вер some coins
07:09I have no idea
07:09hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late I have a new idea for a
07:15shortcut oh oh you've your bad news face it's your scholarship it's not
07:27happening this year what budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32we're three weeks into the semester how how can no no they can't no we'll get
07:37you an appointment with the financial aid office they can help they're just gonna
07:41give me another work-study job I can barely do all my school work as it is oh
07:47my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa don't stop breathing you need air to
07:51process and live yeah I also need money is there another scholarship I could apply
07:57for another classical composition scholarship well I could switch
08:04concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer
08:08than clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz I could I could
08:13write jazz even less money right what do I do let's chat again on Monday after
08:20you've had a few days to sit with this hey Hannah we're gonna get through it okay
08:30I could write pop first place comes with a scholarship right right but you just said that
08:36I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago and I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in
08:42your music theory class freshman year I mean your word outstanding it's true not many people can write
08:47so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities in the work of one direction yeah see yeah I can
08:54totally pop how hard can it be really famous last words because the competition it's it's pretty
09:00steep no I can do this I will do this okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:26Dean where you at Dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower
09:35still at least the door shut this time Logan drains clogged again no shit finish your fucking shower I'll
09:44come fix it Dean come help with the kegs told you I'll be right down yeah but when you want
09:56me to come
09:56down naked Tucker cuz I'll do it it sure will never mind forget I have baby girl will help where
10:06the fuck is
10:07is he Garrett guys hey hey
10:20Hey
10:41Smells good, sir, thank you
10:46Dean Dean, can't you see I'm cooking there?
10:50Hey, bro. I just fixed the shower again
10:54Give you one guess. Oh, jeez
10:57Well, that could be anything. Fuck, dude. It's obviously yours, bud. Don't look at me. What? Okay shower sexy
11:04So what's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house? You can fix it. Yeah, like Dean's ever
11:07snaked a drain
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain? I know what snaking a drain is. That counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches you're making? It's a house party we need dipables
11:18I'm sorry. Did you just yeah? You just said uh dippables?
11:23Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Look at that one. Nothing for you, Logan. We're gonna make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man
11:31I look great
11:33I'll be listening to
11:39Here we go
11:43Hey, can you play something from this millennium, please?
11:46This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09So strict.
12:11Are you also strict about...
12:13some non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:29I'm so into you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:40Close ain't close enough till we cross the line.
12:45So maybe we're going to play...
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force,
12:50are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:52I don't know, I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-pro.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:58Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Exactly.
13:04You never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Paul
13:09is totally a sign that he's special.
13:10So, be a tailor and do something about him.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Come on, just because he can play the guitar
13:30and has tiny tattoos
13:32doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him
13:41and his accent makes me melt
13:43and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested
13:47and then I never feel this way
13:49about anyone ever again.
13:51Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower
14:09and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looks naked
14:18and then I fell,
14:19which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to black party tomorrow,
14:26including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music.
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse.
14:38And you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:39I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a whole and all-nighter.
14:43I think I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you all throw it this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor,
14:51you have to take a risk.
15:10I want you like the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:16And we could have all of the money in the world,
15:19but all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:23Can somebody else,
15:24when we're in the bed,
15:26who's not going to be able to do with them the same thing?
15:29I don't know.
15:30I don't know.
15:31I don't know.
15:32I don't know.
15:34But we will change my hair.
15:37You change your clothes.
15:38My G-Tattoos,
15:40if you like them.
15:41Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body.
15:49Somebody would have bought you somebody to me.
15:54Not just a body.
15:55Somebody would have bought you want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body.
16:02Somebody would have bought you somebody to me.
16:08Somebody would have bought you on me.
16:09Somebody would have bought you on me.
16:12Somebody would have bought you on me.
16:12If that one again,
16:13it might take you by surprise.
16:16My box of shorts are so scary for driving.
16:19I change my hair.
16:20You change your clothes.
16:22My G-Tattoos,
16:23they feel like home.
16:25People talk,
16:27but I don't care.
16:28Saving you,
16:28all your things through my head.
16:31People talk,
16:32I know they do.
16:34just let them talk about me.
16:37Oh my God.
16:39I know they do.
16:40Not a body.
16:41Not a body.
16:42Not a body.
16:42You're somebody to me.
16:45Somebody,
16:45somebody,
16:47somebody,
16:47somebody,
16:47somebody,
16:47somebody,
16:48somebody,
16:50somebody,
16:52Oh my God!
16:53Oh!
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:28Did you miss me?
17:31Um...
17:31Wow, okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but...
17:41You know, Kendall, I've been very up front.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:51Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:14I want to be your girlfriend.
18:15I don't want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19Why?
18:20I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major?
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:46But either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not your man in game
19:42I'm gonna try and let the sack
19:44For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:49Come on
19:51Come on
19:51Hey, dude!
19:52Dirty teeth, find that treat
19:55Dirty teeth, find that treat
19:59Dirty teeth, find that treat
20:02That's good, I'll take it
20:03No, I take it back!
20:04Oh!
20:07Dirty teeth, find that treat
20:10Move!
20:12Come on!
20:12Come on!
20:15Dirty teeth, find that treat
20:17Dirty teeth, find that treat女
20:20on! Come
20:20on! Dirty
20:23teeth, find that treat sait Oh
20:31fuck!
20:33We weren't
20:33dating We kind of
20:34were Yeah, you
20:36and Kendall have been hooking up all semester How says Nay!
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54I'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour. If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Thanks, Doug.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend, wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah, that's inevitable, right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:45Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time
21:50on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36All right.
23:03You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No, not really.
23:18Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:20That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Not since high school.
23:33I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42Be nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition
23:59next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and
24:07life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20No, I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what
24:25it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:39Hannah?
24:41Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well, something will come to you, okay?
24:51Just give it time.
24:53Yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity, you weren't supposed to open the balloons today, right?
25:04Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40Hey.
25:41See you there.
25:41You left the game?
25:44Oh, yeah, you like you.
25:45I don't have to make some of the far away.
25:47I don't know.
25:48I don't know.
25:50I don't know.
25:51I don't know.
25:52I don't know.
25:53I don't know.
25:53I don't know.
25:55Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah.
26:01No, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:16No, say good.
26:18It's a uniform.
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush.
26:39Can I...
26:39Oh, my God.
26:40Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:41So, thank you.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:03You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:12Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:17Yeah.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23It's a tutor, me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points at actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry.
27:53I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:09I love you.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20You'll be all right.
28:24Papa Graham.
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Hey, you know.
28:32Gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it.
28:34Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:37Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:40Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48You too, man.
28:49Good to see you.
28:52Ah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:04Ah.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up some
29:11hell?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No.
29:19No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:54Boy.
29:55For real.
29:56Boy.
30:11Me too.
30:25I'm staring at fate.
30:26I'm in the lead and I'm breaking the waves.
30:26Please welcome...
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right, I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Let's go.
30:39Staring at fate.
30:40I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:41If you're not working, you're taking up space.
30:43I'm at the table a thousand of plates.
30:45How you gonna tell me this isn't a demon?
30:47Down the street from the Denzel estate.
30:48Right around the corner from me.
30:49I'm in the lead and I'm breaking away.
30:53Money ain't everything fucking we steal.
30:56Derrick Graham is a bigger player.
30:58I think he can play that mean physical game.
31:01He needs to be consistent.
31:03What do you know, G?
31:07Hey, come on, bro. Get your head in here.
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Derrick Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that?
31:58You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookups thing.
32:02You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever.
32:03Good friends.
32:04And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it.
32:12We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah.
32:15Let me get some of that, Delaney.
32:16I got you, bro.
32:23I got you, bro.
32:27I got you, bro.
32:36I got you, bro.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:15Hey, the game's not over!
33:20Hey, the game's not over!
33:44Oh, my God!
33:52Oh, my God!
33:57Oh, my God!
34:12Raising cane, that's sweet in your eye
34:15Times are changing, now the ball gets back
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch gets back
34:29Eat it on a Friday night, that's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:47I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can bench, I can bench, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the thing that I do
35:09I entertain by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping names
35:16I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets back
35:32I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I'm a bitch, I can bench, cause I'm better than you
35:44It's the way I do
35:45Here we go, here we go
35:47Pitch up
35:50Pitch up
35:53Pitch up
35:56Yes
35:57Pitch up
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, you're the bitch who's back
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can bench, I can bench, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I do
36:25It's the thing that I do
36:26It's the thing that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey, hey
36:33Woo!
36:34Bitch, bitch
36:36Bitch is back
36:39Ooh, hey
36:41Bitch, bitch
36:43Bitch is back
36:47Ooh, bitch, bitch
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling, a heartbeat
37:02Cougang, cougang, cougang
37:07I'll try some of it
37:12Cougang, cougang, close your eyes
37:16What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:17I mean, why are you in bed?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:39No, convince Hannah to come out, it's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give an out, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night, distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:50That doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't, what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, well, Dexter's already there and
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:03No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:08Come on, I'll pick out your outfit
38:09You just do your makeup
38:11I really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay, I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:51Okay, um, don't let's know
38:53But Justin is right over
38:55I just said, don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I talked to him earlier
39:03He's not good
39:04No, just stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now put on your big girl pants and go talk to him
39:10I mean, I can get us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look how courage
39:13Hey, move your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, babe?
39:27Well, yeah, we can
39:29Wow, that's it
39:42Thank you so much
39:49You know, if you pick your head up three inches
39:53There's a party
39:54The, uh, waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah
39:58What?
40:01Idiot
40:01Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times
40:05Who, she has?
40:07Yeah, you seriously haven't noticed her?
40:12All right, we're doing shots
40:13We're doing shots, boys
40:14All right, yes
40:15Come on, bro
40:16I'm watching you spill it
40:17Give me a shot
40:17Come on, buddy
40:18Have some faith
40:19Jeez
40:19Thank you very much
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax
40:22Okay
40:23Yep
40:24A little bit of luck going on
40:25Ooh, thank
40:28Oh
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah
40:32Okay
40:33So it seems
40:33Okay
40:35Here's to me, here's to you
40:37Fuck the rest
40:37Whereby are you?
40:38That's her, baby
40:39Yes, sir
40:39Come on
40:40Get one, Dini
40:40Get in here
40:41Cheers, boy
40:43Cheers
41:04Here we go
41:05I don't want to live about it
41:08I don't want to live about it
41:13I don't want to live about it
41:16Sing it so loud!
41:17Let's do it!
41:22Fuck yeah!
41:26Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Wait, we'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got to go.
42:29You got to go.
42:35Yes.
42:36Stop it.
42:50Yeah, one, two, three, go.
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, uh, grand, um, stupid cheers.
43:05Yeah.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14You're sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you have?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesley.
43:33Classical.
43:34All right.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:39Here.
43:40Oh, no.
43:41No, no, no, no, no.
43:42Come on.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52You're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham, but, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:01Yeah.
44:03You're a Johanna, right?
44:05Yeah.
44:07Anna Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it was nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially?
44:15Yeah.
44:16Oh, okay.
44:19I don't know.
44:20I don't know.
44:20See you around.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For...
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a
44:41Briarview athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14You're a music major, right?
45:17I saw your Instagram.
45:21You, uh...
45:22You sort of disappear when you play.
45:27I don't mean that in a bad way.
45:29I mean, uh...
45:31You love it.
45:32I can tell.
45:34Don't you love hockey like that?
45:38I don't know.
45:41It's just something...
45:44I've always done.
45:45To impress my dad.
45:48And does it?
45:51Nothing impresses him.
45:53Not really.
45:56What about your mom?
46:01She, um...
46:04Uh, she died.
46:07A while back.
46:09Cancer.
46:11Oh, I...
46:12Look...
46:16I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.
46:21I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.
46:24I want to earn it.
46:26And...
46:26I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.
46:31So what?
46:32I...
46:32I'll be studying for the midterm, and you play my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?
46:39Something like that.
46:42You'd still have to pay me.
46:45Obviously.
46:56Don't forget.
46:58I'm not your girl, Graham.
47:01This is my dance space.
47:02This is your dance space.
47:04I don't go into yours.
47:05You don't come into mine.
47:06You've seen Dirty Dancing.
47:08That was my mom's favorite movie.
47:12Still a dated reference, though.
47:15Asshole!
47:15See?
47:16Hey, this is why this is perfect.
47:18You're not interested in me.
47:20And I'm not interested in a relationship.
47:22So this arrangement is mutually beneficial?
47:26Purely transactional.
47:29So?
47:37Deal.
47:55For this plan to work, we have to sell it.
47:59We're going to be fake dating.
48:01There needs to be real kissing.
48:02Whoa, easy.
48:03I just met you.
48:04What are we going to do?
48:05Hold hands?
48:06You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?
48:08Is he looking?
48:09No.
48:15He's looking now.
48:20This won't make your friendship weird at all?
48:22We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.
48:24You can't blush whenever I come near you.
48:26Get over yourself.
48:27I don't blush.
48:28Oh, yeah?
48:31See?
48:32Nothing.
48:33Not bad.
48:38Me and you on the Bruins.
48:40That's the dream, right?
48:41Garrett Graham doesn't do girlfriends.
48:43What's really going on?
48:45Oh, my God.
48:46Justin's here.
48:47Be cool.
48:48You're with me.
48:50He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.
48:52He is a talented musician who I respect.
48:56Why don't you tell me what you think the song's about?
48:58Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.
49:02She's not my girlfriend.
49:03But you clearly want her to be.
49:10You're not taking us this seriously.
49:13Watch the player, not the punk.
49:15What the hell does that mean?
49:16It means trust me.
49:30Every type of girl.
49:32Once you're empty, I seem to pass me by.
49:36I'm dancing with myself.
49:38So let's sink another drink.
49:41It'll give me time to think.
49:44If I had the chance, I ask the world to dance.
49:48I am dancing with myself.
49:50Oh, oh.
49:51Dancing with myself.
49:54Dancing with myself.
49:56There's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove.
50:00I am dancing with myself.
50:03Oh, oh.
50:04Swap, swap, swap.
50:06Oh, oh.
50:07Swap, swap, swap.
50:09I'm a little.
50:10Swap, swap, swap.
50:13Oh, oh.
50:16Oh, oh.
50:16I looked all over the world.
50:18And there's every type of girl.
50:21But your empty eyes seem to pass me by.
50:24You left me dancing with myself.
50:27So let's sink another drink.
50:30It'll give me time to think.
50:33If I had the chance, I ask the world to dance.
50:37I'd be dancing.
50:39Dancing.
50:40Dancing with myself.
50:43Dancing with myself.
50:46If I had the chance, I ask the world to dance.
50:49If I had the chance, I ask the world to dance.
50:52If I had the chance, I ask the world to dance.
50:58I know.
50:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
51:10oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
51:11oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
51:12oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
51:12oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
51:13oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
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