Off Campus Episode 1-2

RomanceTales

8 hours ago

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00:00:03I

00:04:51I'm some girls.

00:04:52Everybody wants some love.

00:04:53I don't want shit.

00:04:54I don't need to chase that dick.

00:04:56As long as I got no boys and girls, I'm rich.

00:04:58Oh, shit.

00:05:00Oh, wait.

00:05:24Hey, wanted to talk to me?

00:05:26If this is about being late, I have a new idea for a shortcut.

00:05:31Oh, oh, you have your bad news face.

00:05:35It's your scholarship.

00:05:37It's not happening this year.

00:05:38What?

00:05:39Budget cuts.

00:05:40Don't even get me started.

00:05:41No, we're three weeks into the semester.

00:05:43How can...

00:05:44No, no, they can't.

00:05:45No.

00:05:45We'll get you an appointment with the financial aid office.

00:05:47They can help.

00:05:48No, they're just going to give me another work study term.

00:05:49I can barely do all my schoolwork as it is.

00:05:52Oh, my God.

00:05:53Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:05:54Don't stop breathing.

00:05:55You need air to process and live.

00:05:58Yeah, I also need money.

00:05:59Is there another scholarship I could apply for?

00:06:01Another classical composition scholarship?

00:06:05I could switch concentrations.

00:06:06Performance?

00:06:07Girl, we both know you're a much stronger composer than clarinetist.

00:06:09And there's no money in classical.

00:06:11Jazz, jazz.

00:06:12I could write jazz.

00:06:14Even less money, right?

00:06:16What do I do?

00:06:17Let's chat again on Monday after you've had a few days to sit with this.

00:06:19Hey, Hannah.

00:06:21We're going to get through it, okay?

00:06:26I could write pop.

00:06:27First place comes with a scholarship, right?

00:06:29Right, but...

00:06:29You just said that I'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago.

00:06:32And I wrote an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year.

00:06:36And you were worried outstanding.

00:06:38It's true.

00:06:39Not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the work of One Direction.

00:06:43Yeah, see?

00:06:44Yeah, I can totally pop.

00:06:45How hard can it be, really?

00:06:46Famous last words.

00:06:47It's the competition.

00:06:48It's pretty steep.

00:06:49No, I can do this.

00:06:50I will do this.

00:06:54Okay.

00:06:55Bring some ideas in the class.

00:06:56We'll talk.

00:06:57Okay.

00:07:06D!

00:07:09D!

00:07:10Where you at?

00:07:12D!

00:07:13Do not give me the silent treatment.

00:07:15This is taking the world's longest shower.

00:07:16Still.

00:07:17At least the door's shut this time.

00:07:19Logan!

00:07:21Drink's clogged again?

00:07:22No shit.

00:07:22Finish your fucking shower.

00:07:23I'll come fix it.

00:07:25D!

00:07:25Come help with the cags!

00:07:26Told you.

00:07:27I'll be right down.

00:07:28Yeah, but where is?

00:07:31You want me to come down naked, Tucker?

00:07:33Because I'll do it.

00:07:34You sure will.

00:07:35Never mind.

00:07:36Forget I have.

00:07:39Baby, girl will help.

00:07:40Where the fuck is Garrett?

00:07:42Guys?

00:07:48Hey, what's up, man?

00:07:51Hey.

00:07:53Hey.

00:07:54What's up, man?

00:07:55No way from the evening.

00:07:56I'll be right back tomorrow.

00:07:58Thanks.

00:08:00Yeah.

00:08:07Smells good, Tucker.

00:08:10Dean?

00:08:11Dean?

00:08:12Can't you see I'm cooking, man?

00:08:14Say, bro.

00:08:15Just fix the shower.

00:08:16Give me.

00:08:17Give me one guess.

00:08:18Oh, jeez.

00:08:19It's not the beginning.

00:08:20What, dude?

00:08:21It's obviously yours, but...

00:08:22Don't look at me.

00:08:23What?

00:08:23Can you shower since it's over?

00:08:24What's the next time a drink is clogged in this house?

00:08:26You get a connection?

00:08:26Yeah, like Dean's ever snake a drink.

00:08:28Have you ever snake a drink?

00:08:29I know what snake a drink is.

00:08:30That counts, right?

00:08:31And what are these dandy fucking sandwiches you're making, sir?

00:08:33It's our party.

00:08:34We eat dippables.

00:08:35I'm sorry, did you?

00:08:36Yeah, you can say that.

00:08:37Dippables?

00:08:38Dippables.

00:08:38Ooh.

00:08:39Okay.

00:08:40Dippables.

00:08:41Dippables.

00:08:41Yeah, hey, hey, hey, look at that one.

00:08:43I've done it for you.

00:08:43I've done it for you, man.

00:08:44You've done it for me.

00:08:45I've done it for you, man.

00:08:45I've done it for you.

00:08:54Hey, can you play something for this one, will you, please?

00:08:56This is a classic.

00:09:03Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.

00:09:06Kendall?

00:09:07Grim.

00:09:10What's your result?

00:09:11Blunt's my max.

00:09:13Like four games.

00:09:14So strict.

00:09:15Also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of them.

00:09:20Like what?

00:09:30I'm so into you, I can battle with me.

00:09:34All I want to do is fall in me.

00:09:38Love's taking close to mother's taking close to the light.

00:09:42So we will dance a better place.

00:09:44So when are you with Pop Sean Hayes' Twit Force?

00:09:46Are we feeling vocal vibes?

00:09:47I don't know.

00:09:48I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a vocal.

00:09:50Have you ever fallen in my little test with Taylor?

00:09:52Yes, I have.

00:09:53With who?

00:09:56Okay, fine.

00:09:57Sadly, you never have questions.

00:09:58The laughing or a down dog for Justin Paul is totally a silent case special.

00:10:02So, hey, Taylor, do something about it.

00:10:04I'm so into you.

00:10:08I'm so into you.

00:10:12Have you seen him?

00:10:13He's so much easier to look at than talk to you.

00:10:15Just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos to make it some untouchable rock.

00:10:20God.

00:10:21What's your freedom?

00:10:23I don't know.

00:10:25Maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt.

00:10:27And it goes terribly.

00:10:28Or he's just not interested.

00:10:30And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.

00:10:32Or maybe...

00:10:36Or maybe...

00:10:39I'm not you.

00:10:40I can't just find a husband day one of college.

00:10:43I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.

00:10:45I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.

00:10:48Did what?

00:10:48I don't want to talk about it.

00:10:49You're so Garrett Graham naked.

00:10:52What did he look like?

00:10:52He looked naked.

00:10:54And then I fell, which is my point.

00:10:56I can't do this.

00:10:57Okay, I have an idea.

00:10:58Literally everyone's going to go on a party tomorrow.

00:11:00Including Justin, probably.

00:11:02When's an easier time to talk to a guy at a party?

00:11:03Well, I don't like parties.

00:11:05I want you to love music.

00:11:06No, I need to work on my showcase song.

00:11:08That's an excuse.

00:11:09You know.

00:11:09No, it's not.

00:11:10I want to present the devil in my house next week.

00:11:12So pull it all there.

00:11:13It's kind of fun when I get shots anyway.

00:11:14You'll have to waste yourself.

00:11:16No, Hannah.

00:11:16I'm not letting you all throw it this time.

00:11:18If you want to be a tailor, you're up to take a risk.

00:11:20I'm not letting you all throw it this time.

00:11:50I'm not letting you all throw it this time.

00:12:35I'm not letting you all throw it this time.

00:13:02I've missed you.

00:13:08I've been busy in practice.

00:13:10Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.

00:13:12I just missed you.

00:13:19Did you miss me?

00:13:21Um.

00:13:23Oh, okay.

00:13:24Guess I misread this.

00:13:26No.

00:13:27Well, I mean, you kind of did, but...

00:13:29You know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.

00:13:31My whole life is morning workouts, class practice repeat.

00:13:35The whole team has practice, Garrett.

00:13:37Okay, they self-lives.

00:13:38Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.

00:13:41So you're special.

00:13:42That's not...

00:13:43No, I was just made captain.

00:13:44So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.

00:13:47I can't lose focus.

00:13:49So, like I said before, all I can offer is schedule.

00:13:52Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.

00:13:54Hey, I want to be your girlfriend.

00:13:57Why?

00:13:59Hey, I mean, like, what I mean is I...

00:14:02What's my favorite band?

00:14:04My major.

00:14:05How do I like my coffee?

00:14:07What's my mother's name?

00:14:09Look, I don't know any of those answers about you either.

00:14:12So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL

00:14:16or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.

00:14:19But, um, either way, you deserve better.

00:14:24Fuck you.

00:14:25Yeah, fuck me.

00:14:41All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.

00:14:43Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.

00:14:46He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player in this league.

00:14:49Wow, really?

00:14:49Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity, but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.

00:14:54You're not lazy and you want to go, but you ain't got the guts.

00:14:59She keeps making that you're not in danger.

00:15:02I'm not trying to suck.

00:15:05For me, I'm happy to be.

00:15:08You're my son, man.

00:15:11And the beast, and the beast, and the beast, and the beast, and the beast, and the beast.

00:15:16And the beast, and the beast, and the beast, and the beast.

00:15:19No, I think it's not.

00:15:25Oh, come on, come on.

00:15:31Come on.

00:15:38Come on.

00:15:41We weren't dating.

00:15:43We kind of were.

00:15:44Yeah, you and Kendall have been looking up all semester.

00:15:46How says?

00:15:47Hey.

00:15:48Nappy.

00:15:48Nick.

00:15:49Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.

00:15:52You know, I don't have to take this lander.

00:15:53I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.

00:15:56Dean.

00:15:58I'll be ready in 30 minutes.

00:16:0030 minutes?

00:16:01Maybe an hour?

00:16:02That's a vicious.

00:16:03He gets a half hour.

00:16:04If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.

00:16:05Hey, sir.

00:16:09Is this your dad?

00:16:11Yeah.

00:16:14Yeah.

00:16:15He's got a new girlfriend who wants me to meet her.

00:16:17That's inevitable.

00:16:18All right.

00:16:22Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.

00:16:25No, he's more than a dick.

00:16:25Okay.

00:16:26But he's still your dad.

00:16:31Only cares about his hockey.

00:16:32You know, I only matter because I am him.

00:16:35I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.

00:16:37Yeah, man.

00:16:38I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris trophy or two, spend more time

00:16:41in your hair than a Kardashian and, man, yeah, you're just like him.

00:16:45Hey.

00:16:47Your dad is great.

00:16:48Everybody knows him.

00:16:50But no one is expecting you to be him.

00:16:54He is.

00:16:55All our parents have expectations, gee.

00:16:57Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.

00:17:00All right?

00:17:01We're not doing this for them.

00:17:05We're doing this because we love it.

00:17:07All right?

00:17:13Yeah.

00:17:14Thanks, man.

00:17:15Take a shower.

00:17:16You just want to make sure.

00:17:16We're fine.

00:17:37Hi.

00:17:38You're here.

00:17:39I can't pull in all night.

00:17:40I have my room off while I'm asleep.

00:17:41Fair enough.

00:17:42How's it coming?

00:17:43I have a melody.

00:17:45No lyrics, though.

00:17:46Well, that's great.

00:17:47That's, like, halfway done, right?

00:17:48No, not really.

00:17:49Lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.

00:17:51That's why classical is easier.

00:17:52Dude, I have seen your sheet music.

00:17:53Classical is not easier.

00:17:56Definitely is.

00:17:58Well, have you ever written a pop song before?

00:18:00Uh, not since high school.

00:18:01I don't come back to you.

00:18:02You're writing a book.

00:18:04Yeah, maybe.

00:18:06Hey.

00:18:07Hey, nice to meet my friend, Hannah.

00:18:09You just started writing.

00:18:10These things take time, right?

00:18:13What if I can't?

00:18:14Oh.

00:18:15What if I write a terrible song, and I fail a pop showcase, and I can't afford my tuition

00:18:20next semester?

00:18:21You know, like, what if you're right?

00:18:22If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write a perfect song about love and

00:18:26life and her pretty.

00:18:28Hey, hey, you are setting the bar way too high.

00:18:30Of course you're gonna fall in love someday.

00:18:33Maybe it'll be with Justin.

00:18:34Maybe someone else.

00:18:36I don't know.

00:18:37I've just been staring at this blank page all night, and I have literally no idea what

00:18:40it should be about.

00:18:42What did you write about in high school?

00:18:43What?

00:18:44You said you wrote in high school.

00:18:46What did you write about?

00:18:51Yeah?

00:18:53Nothing.

00:18:55It's dumb.

00:18:58Well, something will come to you, okay?

00:19:00Just give it time.

00:19:02Yeah.

00:19:04Hey, out of curiosity.

00:19:05You weren't supposed to open it all night today, right?

00:19:11Shit.

00:19:30There you are.

00:19:31Sorry, fella.

00:19:32Long time.

00:19:33Being as young as I fucking used to be.

00:19:35I know.

00:19:35I can't handle this all on my own.

00:19:37Yeah, no, no, I'm sorry.

00:19:38I'm sorry.

00:19:38Hey.

00:19:39See you later.

00:19:40Bye.

00:19:41Bye.

00:19:46Bye.

00:19:48Hi.

00:19:50Hi.

00:19:51Can I have a takeaway order?

00:19:53Justin Cobb?

00:19:54Yeah, no, I know who you are.

00:19:57You've spoken, kind of.

00:19:59Your band is really good.

00:20:01Yeah, thanks.

00:20:02I'm not, like, a creepy soccer fan or anything.

00:20:04I work here, so I've heard you.

00:20:06Take it.

00:20:07The uniform.

00:20:09Great.

00:20:11Carried a watermelon.

00:20:13What?

00:20:14Dirty dancing.

00:20:16Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...

00:20:19Sorry, never mind.

00:20:21Obviously, I work here.

00:20:23Look, I'm kind of in a rush.

00:20:24Can I hear you?

00:20:24Oh, my God.

00:20:24Yeah.

00:20:25Yeah, sorry.

00:20:25Thanks.

00:20:26Yeah.

00:20:27Hi.

00:20:29Smooth.

00:20:30I carried a watermelon.

00:20:31Did anyone ever tell you that beef-strumping is rude?

00:20:33Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?

00:20:35It's a classic.

00:20:36I just came over here to see if we could place an order.

00:20:38Or is it, like, a self-serve kind of day?

00:20:40I'll be right with you.

00:20:42You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.

00:20:44What?

00:20:44That guy.

00:20:44You're too careful.

00:20:45Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.

00:20:47That's a different scenario.

00:20:48I don't do girlfriends.

00:20:49They know that.

00:20:50Congratulations, Casanova.

00:20:51And I don't need your help.

00:20:52What if I paid you?

00:20:56I just take your dating advice.

00:20:57I tutor me, nerd.

00:20:59You could just ask my name.

00:21:01Usually, girls just tell me.

00:21:03Come on.

00:21:03I'll pay you anything.

00:21:04You're the only one who got an A on that paper.

00:21:05So?

00:21:06So?

00:21:07I need to play.

00:21:08Why?

00:21:08Because you get off on getting people up?

00:21:10What?

00:21:11Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't object its players for fighting.

00:21:14It celebrates it.

00:21:15When a team is down and plays an actual strategy, it's to pick a fight for morale.

00:21:19Sorry.

00:21:20I'm sure you're not a bad guy.

00:21:21I just don't like hockey.

00:21:23Yeah.

00:21:25Yeah.

00:21:39Hey.

00:21:40Stocksman.

00:21:41You're all right.

00:21:45Papa Graham.

00:21:45The Lorenz.

00:21:47Great hit of McManus last week.

00:21:48That that kid felt it in his bones.

00:21:50You know, gotta keep up my voice back.

00:21:51I like it.

00:21:52Tucker, you're looking good out there.

00:21:53You're really finding a rhythm with the line.

00:21:55Thanks, Mr. Graham.

00:21:56We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.

00:21:57Wouldn't miss it.

00:21:59Mr. Graham.

00:22:00Logan.

00:22:02Looking handsome as ever.

00:22:03You too, man.

00:22:04Thanks, sir.

00:22:06Oh.

00:22:10Saw that you made captain.

00:22:12About time.

00:22:14I'm a junior.

00:22:15Ah.

00:22:16Better late than never.

00:22:18Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me or make me feel like I fucked up something?

00:22:21Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.

00:22:24I'm not here to fight.

00:22:25Can we just go inside?

00:22:26No.

00:22:27No, thanks.

00:22:28Garrett.

00:22:29Dad.

00:22:30Fine.

00:22:32Cindy and I are getting married.

00:22:36You've been dating for like two seconds.

00:22:38Six months.

00:22:38That's not any better.

00:22:39Does she even fucking know you?

00:22:40Watch it.

00:22:41I don't have any time for this.

00:22:42We have a game today.

00:22:43I know.

00:22:43Eastwood.

00:22:44Our biggest rivals.

00:22:45She wants to meet you.

00:22:46Your timing is fucking shit.

00:22:47If you would just see it.

00:22:48I'm going to answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.

00:22:49You told me your news.

00:22:50Congratulations.

00:22:51I'll see you at the wedding.

00:22:52Thank you, man.

00:22:53Boy.

00:22:54Drew.

00:22:56Stand in.

00:22:57I'm going to be in the break of the week.

00:22:59Please welcome your very own.

00:23:02The Spire.

00:23:03Yeah.

00:23:05Ah.

00:23:09I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.

00:23:27Let's go.

00:23:28Staring at me.

00:23:29Telling them that I'm breaking away.

00:23:30If you're not working, you're taking the space.

00:23:31I'm going to take on the place.

00:23:32You're going to talk to me now.

00:23:41Phil Graham is a bigger player.

00:23:43I think if you play that mean physical game, he needs to be consistent.

00:23:50Come on, bro.

00:23:51Get your head in it.

00:23:55His dad has certainly taught him everything you know.

00:23:57Phil Graham's physicality was brutal, and he's always on the board.

00:24:00And how do you crowd, Graham?

00:24:02Take a shit where I want to go.

00:24:05I don't think you are anymore.

00:24:08I don't think you are anymore.

00:24:13It's the girl.

00:24:14It's the girl.

00:24:15Come on, man.

00:24:16I'm not even in the room.

00:24:19I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.

00:24:23Yeah, fuck your face.

00:24:28He said that?

00:24:28You know, Garrett doesn't do the girl kind of thing.

00:24:30He also doesn't do the reeky hook-up scene.

00:24:32He's been hooking up since summer.

00:24:33Whatever.

00:24:33Good friends.

00:24:33And honestly, he's playing with shit.

00:24:36Yo, Graham's playing with shit.

00:24:37I told you they're fucking losers.

00:24:39Until they keep at it, we'll destroy them.

00:24:41Hell yeah.

00:24:42Let me get some of that delay.

00:24:43Look at your bra.

00:24:50You know what?

00:24:55You know what?

00:24:58You know what?

00:25:26Hey, Gary!

00:25:28The gig's not over!

00:25:39The gig's not over!

00:26:08I was just a fly, when I was mine

00:26:12Raisin' cane, I think you're good

00:26:15Times are changin' now, the ball is back

00:26:17But the fever's gonna get you on the beach this time

00:26:20Give it on a Friday night

00:26:27That's all right

00:26:28I even like to stay on the static night

00:26:31I can hide in the events if I'm so huge

00:26:39I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is bad

00:26:42Stone cold, stone, I have a mother's hands

00:26:45I can dance, I can dance, cause I'm better than you

00:26:48So it hurts, the things I love you

00:26:52I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch

00:26:56I'm entertained by making brains

00:26:59I sell my soul, my daughter's dreams

00:27:02And all I know is my love

00:27:04Always full of nasty habits

00:27:14I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is bad

00:27:17Stone cold, stone, I have a mother's hands

00:27:19Good job.

00:27:39Welcome back, man.

00:27:40That's awesome, my little girl.

00:27:42Awesome.

00:28:16It's not on the one, it's not on the one, it's a feeling, a heartbeat.

00:28:31What are you doing?

00:28:34Watching a movie?

00:28:35Why are you in bed?

00:28:37Because I'm watching a movie.

00:28:38We talked about this, you promised.

00:28:42Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us.

00:28:43No, Sean, tell Ollie I have zero interest.

00:28:45Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie.

00:28:47No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means burrowing.

00:28:49Hi, babe. Good to see you, too.

00:28:50I have her.

00:28:51Hi.

00:28:52I'll convince Hannah to come out.

00:28:53Okay, it's the lock party, Hannah.

00:28:54You know, if you don't give an app, she'll just keep at it until you do.

00:28:56And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you.

00:28:58Ah, well, the power of do not disturb.

00:29:00Doesn't matter.

00:29:00She's coming.

00:29:04I don't know.

00:29:04What just happened?

00:29:05Justin Cole was out.

00:29:06The extra is already there.

00:29:07So is Justin fucking Cole, and he's there alone, which means Hannah's going to slide right in.

00:29:10No, no, I have nothing to wear, okay?

00:29:12Well, that's not even remotely true.

00:29:14Come on, I'll take out your outfit.

00:29:15You just do your makeup.

00:29:16Let me try to look hot, Hannah.

00:29:17What?

00:29:17Do I not normally?

00:29:19You just look...

00:29:20Sean, help me.

00:29:21I put the fifth.

00:29:22Fine, okay.

00:29:23I'll do your makeup, too.

00:29:24Just hustle.

00:29:25Or Justin, please.

00:29:42Ew!

00:29:44You're this bitch!

00:29:45That is what I'm talking about, honey!

00:29:47Okay, um, don't let know, but Justin is right...

00:29:49I just said, don't look at everything.

00:29:54Now you have to go there.

00:29:55No, I got to talk to him earlier.

00:29:56Who's not?

00:29:57No, just, just, just, stop with our bimbing mess.

00:29:58No, this is Riley pre-game.

00:30:00Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to him.

00:30:02I like these more shots of you, girl.

00:30:03They're good.

00:30:03Hey, I'm here, pressure.

00:30:04How is that?

00:30:05Can I spend your pistol?

00:30:05I thought you'd be free?

00:30:06You're not pressuring Hannah to drink and come lift.

00:30:08You're only pressuring Hannah to.

00:30:09Finally talk to Justin fucking Cole.

00:30:11Right?

00:30:12Fine.

00:30:13Can you leave again, sir?

00:30:14Hurry out, he can.

00:30:25Oh, yeah, you're probably taking it away.

00:30:31Hannah, if you pick your head on three inches, there's a party.

00:30:35The, uh, waitress from Alonso, what's her name?

00:30:38It's Hannah.

00:30:39What?

00:30:40It is?

00:30:41Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.

00:30:43Oh, she has?

00:30:45Dude, you seriously haven't noticed her?

00:30:48All right, we're doing shots.

00:30:50We're doing shots, boys.

00:30:51Come on, bro.

00:30:52I'm watching you spill it.

00:30:53We're a shot.

00:30:53Come on, buddy.

00:30:54Thank you very much.

00:30:55Let's take your tampon out, relax.

00:30:56Okay.

00:30:57Yep.

00:30:59Hey.

00:31:02Drink it tonight, G?

00:31:04Oh, yeah.

00:31:05Okay.

00:31:06Okay.

00:31:07Here's to me.

00:31:07Here's to you.

00:31:08Fuck the rest.

00:31:09Why are you?

00:31:09That's what I need, sir.

00:31:10Come on.

00:31:10Get one, Gini.

00:31:11Get a drink, boys.

00:31:12Hey.

00:31:14Oh, yeah.

00:31:14Get a drink for new fun.

00:31:16Take two members.

00:31:18No, no, no, no.

00:31:19This is perfect.

00:31:22It's here in the field.

00:31:24Come on.

00:31:25Come on.

00:31:25No, no, no.

00:31:29I don't like it.

00:31:32I know.

00:31:33Oh, yeah.

00:31:34Oh, yeah.

00:31:35It's my name.

00:31:37Come on.

00:31:59All yours, Princess.

00:32:26Okay, are you ready?

00:32:27No, I'm not.

00:32:28Who are you?

00:32:29We're watching.

00:32:29Perfect.

00:32:30Okay, give me your girl.

00:32:33You got to go.

00:32:40You got to go.

00:32:42You got to go.

00:32:43Sometimes I'm scared.

00:32:45No, but you just got to go.

00:32:53Hey, you okay?

00:32:56Yeah, I've been making a great day.

00:33:01See the cheers?

00:33:04I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.

00:33:06I'm a musician, too.

00:33:07I'm a writer, not the former.

00:33:09It's sick, yeah.

00:33:09What kind of stuff do you have?

00:33:12Classical, mostly.

00:33:14Classical.

00:33:14But I'm trying out other styles, too.

00:33:16Like, pop, folk, R&B, rock, electronic.

00:33:21But mostly pop, folk, and classical.

00:33:25Get it?

00:33:26Hey, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.

00:33:27You never do.

00:33:29Oh, no.

00:33:32Hey, my boy.

00:33:34I know you are, man.

00:33:35And you were not at Eastwood today.

00:33:36Yeah, thanks, man.

00:33:37No worries.

00:33:38You were at hockey, too?

00:33:40Yeah, my dad played.

00:33:41Nothing like Phil Brogan.

00:33:43But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.

00:33:47You're Johanna, right?

00:33:48Yeah.

00:33:49Hannah Wells.

00:33:52All right.

00:33:54Now, it's nice to meet you.

00:33:55Yeah.

00:33:56Oh?

00:33:58Okay.

00:34:00See you around.

00:34:01Sweet.

00:34:01Yeah.

00:34:04What the hell was that?

00:34:05How do you suddenly know my name?

00:34:06Don't worry about it.

00:34:07And you're welcome.

00:34:08For?

00:34:09I think I'm just who you are.

00:34:10Justin.

00:34:11Whatever.

00:34:12Look, guys like that only want what someone else has.

00:34:14Especially when that someone is a prior-view athlete.

00:34:17You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?

00:34:19Actually, I thought that was pretty modest.

00:34:20I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.

00:34:26It worked, didn't it?

00:34:37Why do you care?

00:34:38Have I ever been particularly nice to you?

00:34:41You're a music major, right?

00:34:44I saw your Instagram.

00:34:46You, uh, you sort of disappear when you play.

00:34:51I don't mean that in a bad way.

00:34:53I mean, uh, you love it.

00:34:55I can tell.

00:34:56Don't you love hockey like that?

00:35:00I don't know.

00:35:02Uh, it's just something I've always done to impress my dad.

00:35:08And does it?

00:35:10Nothing impresses him.

00:35:11Not really.

00:35:14What about your mom?

00:35:19She, um...

00:35:20Uh, she died.

00:35:22A while back.

00:35:23Can't say.

00:35:25Oh.

00:35:27Look.

00:35:30I don't believe in favors or shortcuts.

00:35:33I don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade.

00:35:35I want to earn it.

00:35:37And I'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that.

00:35:40Wait, so what?

00:35:41I helped you study for the mid-serve, and you played my fake boyfriend to get Justin's attention?

00:35:47Something like that.

00:35:49I mean, it's still with the baby.

00:35:51Obviously.

00:35:59Don't forget.

00:36:01What's your girlfriend?

00:36:03This is my dance space.

00:36:04This is your dance space.

00:36:06I don't go to yours.

00:36:06I don't come to the line.

00:36:07You've seen Dirty Dancing.

00:36:09This is my mom's favorite movie.

00:36:12Still a dated reference, though.

00:36:14Yes.

00:36:15Hey, this is why this is Bert.

00:36:17You're not interested in me, and I'm not interested in the relationship.

00:36:20So this arrangement is mutually unenthusiated.

00:36:23It will be a transaction.

00:36:25So?

00:36:32Deal.

00:36:45For this plan to work, we have to sell it.

00:36:49We're going to be fake dating.

00:36:49There needs to be real gizzy.

00:36:50Whoa, easy.

00:36:51I just met you.

00:36:52What are we going to do?

00:36:53Hold hands?

00:36:53You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?

00:36:55This is me.

00:37:01He's looking now.

00:37:04This won't make your friendship weird at all?

00:37:06We're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up.

00:37:08You can't blush whenever I come near you.

00:37:09Get over yourself.

00:37:10We don't blush.

00:37:11Oh, yeah?

00:37:13See?

00:37:14Nothing.

00:37:15Not bad.

00:37:18Me and you on the brutes.

00:37:19That's the dream, right?

00:37:21Derek Graham doesn't do girlfriends.

00:37:22What's really going on?

00:37:24Oh, God.

00:37:24Justin's here.

00:37:25Be cool.

00:37:26Be with me.

00:37:27He is not just some random guy I want to hook up with.

00:37:29He is a talented musician who I respect.

00:37:32What did you tell me what you think the song's about?

00:37:33Like, being in love with someone who doesn't see you.

00:37:36She's not my girlfriend.

00:37:37But you clearly want her to be.

00:37:43You're not taking us this seriously.

00:37:45Watch the player in the pub.

00:37:46What the hell does that mean?

00:37:47It means trust me.

00:37:505 p.m. Tuesday.

00:37:51Rehearsal.

00:37:512 p.m. Thursday.

00:37:53Class, then work, then rehearsal.

00:37:547 a.m. Tuesday?

00:37:55Practice.

00:37:557 a.m. Wednesday.

00:37:56So practice.

00:37:57See, this is why I told you I can't help you.

00:37:58You're busy.

00:37:59I'm busy.

00:37:59It's fine.

00:38:00We'll make it work.

00:38:00But the pop showcase needs to be my top priority.

00:38:02Well, passing this class is mine.

00:38:05Give me your phone.

00:38:06What?

00:38:06Yes.

00:38:07Thanks.

00:38:11All right.

00:38:11Mind you of the night?

00:38:12After the sounds of wind and fog.

00:38:14Is that a class or a haiku?

00:38:15It's a class.

00:38:16I want to be a phone composer.

00:38:17Oh.

00:38:19That's cool.

00:38:19All right.

00:38:20Your phone?

00:38:20Hold on.

00:38:23Nice.

00:38:24Okay.

00:38:25Now you have my number.

00:38:26I sent myself a text, so I have yours.

00:38:28Oh, and actually.

00:38:31Whoa.

00:38:31Easy.

00:38:32Well, Z.

00:38:32You have to loosen up if we're dating.

00:38:34It's Hannah.

00:38:34I like Well, Z.

00:38:35We're going to have to take that again.

00:38:37No, we don't.

00:38:37You can't just kiss me out of the blue.

00:38:39Actually, you can't kiss me at all.

00:38:40If we're going to be fake dating, there needs to be real kissing.

00:38:42I just met you.

00:38:43So what are we going to do?

00:38:44Hold hands?

00:38:45I mean...

00:38:46It's cute, but it's not going to work.

00:38:48Why not?

00:38:48Because we have to make him jealous.

00:38:50No guy gets jealous about holding hands.

00:38:52Well, agree to disagree.

00:38:53You seriously think that's going to get Justin's attention?

00:38:55Just walk down the hall holding hands?

00:38:57Problem is, I don't do group friends.

00:38:58Everyone who follows Fifth Line knows that.

00:38:59Oh, I'm supposed to know what Fifth Line is?

00:39:01How have you never...

00:39:02It's the Briar gossip account.

00:39:05Like, mostly hockey-themed shit.

00:39:06Oh, because your lives are so interesting?

00:39:08I mean, yeah, kind of.

00:39:09Trust me.

00:39:10If we're going to convince Justin, we've got to convince Jules.

00:39:12Ew.

00:39:12My best friend's younger sibling.

00:39:14They run the account.

00:39:14If Jules believes we're real, we make it on the Fifth Line.

00:39:17And if we make it on the Fifth Line...

00:39:18No, I mean, I get it.

00:39:19But why can't we just tell Jules with men on it?

00:39:21They don't do fake gossip.

00:39:22But for this plan to work, we have to sell it.

00:39:26Supplies a first period of strategy.

00:39:27One, two, three, take my hand and come with me

00:39:29because you look so fine that I really want to make you wild.

00:39:31Make the possession of the puck and establish a ring.

00:39:33Throw your opponent off his game.

00:39:34Get the crowd out of yourself.

00:39:34Wait, sorry, I'm the puck?

00:39:36It's a metaphor, Willis.

00:39:36Who's the tutor here?

00:39:38Okay, whatever.

00:39:39Is there a phase two?

00:39:39Offensive zone pressure.

00:39:41Find opportunities to crash the trees and look for rebounds.

00:39:43Sure, crash the trees, rebounds, totally.

00:39:46We showboat our relationship.

00:39:47In front of crowds, in front of Justin,

00:39:49and especially in front of Jules, whatever it is.

00:39:51And phase three?

00:39:52We break up.

00:39:53You cry.

00:39:54You're supposed to be to cry over you?

00:39:55Yeah, oh yeah.

00:39:56Wellesie, this fake relationship is going to destroy you.

00:39:58I mean, your life will never be the same again.

00:40:00And then, Justin will swoop in and pick up all the pieces.

00:40:03You're gonna fake cry over me too, right?

00:40:05No, I'll be inconsolable.

00:40:06Well, that part I like.

00:40:07You gotta admit, it's kind of dangerous.

00:40:14So, did we start?

00:40:16I said, are you gonna be my girl?

00:40:31I told you guys.

00:40:34Hi.

00:40:35I'm Hannah.

00:40:36Right?

00:40:36Or it's Tudor?

00:40:37Yeah, sorry, Tudor, so we're good.

00:40:38No one ever ready.

00:40:39Nice.

00:40:41Dude, I told you to pause it.

00:40:43There's no pause in it, huh?

00:40:45Bullshit, you get gassed after like a minute.

00:40:46You can't say pause this all the time.

00:40:47I'm not out there.

00:40:48To be fair, you can stay here once fine.

00:40:51I've got to work on your transitions, bro.

00:40:52Honestly, I would do better without you, so.

00:40:53Fuck you.

00:40:54I'm burying your ass.

00:40:56Hey.

00:40:58I'm Jules.

00:40:59Hello, Tucker's sibling.

00:41:02Who are you?

00:41:03What's your deal?

00:41:04Careful.

00:41:04Don't tell Jules anything you want with the whole school nerd.

00:41:06I only report the facts.

00:41:09Wellesie.

00:41:11Hey.

00:41:13We can study in my room.

00:41:17Don't hear us fine.

00:41:18No, it's better up there.

00:41:19No worries.

00:41:26Jules?

00:41:29Oh, boy.

00:41:30He said my nudity was not part of the deal.

00:41:32Oh, please, don't flatter yourself.

00:41:33It's for Jules' benefit, not yours.

00:41:35Dean, dude, I told you to shut your fucking door, man.

00:41:38We have company.

00:41:39Sorry about him.

00:41:40How's it even?

00:41:41This is me?

00:41:54Okay, uh, for your oral presentation,

00:41:57you're going to have to argue the viewpoints

00:41:58of one of our first unit philosophers

00:41:59and how they relate to modern society.

00:42:03What was that?

00:42:05No, nothing.

00:42:06Just a snap from a book bunny.

00:42:07That's what you actually call women.

00:42:09They call themselves that.

00:42:10Wait, are people going to think I'm a book bunny?

00:42:12No one is going to think you're a book bunny.

00:42:15Okay, let's just start with Nietzsche.

00:42:19Um, no, actually, I don't need your notes.

00:42:22Nietzsche believed that morality was defined by the individual

00:42:24God is dead, or whatever.

00:42:26Kant, on the other hand, was trying to define

00:42:27what morality was itself,

00:42:28what the duties and obligations of the individual

00:42:30were to begin with.

00:42:33If you know that already, why do you need my help?

00:42:35Oh, I mean, memorizing is easy, right?

00:42:37What I don't understand

00:42:38is how they can be saying different things,

00:42:40and we'll still be right.

00:42:42It's not about being right.

00:42:44Oh, my God.

00:42:49This is Garrett's tuner.

00:42:52Please leave him alone.

00:42:53He'll fuck you later.

00:42:55Damn.

00:42:55Now I have to fuck her later.

00:42:56Oh, only if you believe in obligations.

00:43:01You want my head where?

00:43:02Just in between my, uh...

00:43:05Wait, is that even your head?

00:43:06It doesn't matter.

00:43:06I'm not doing August 19th.

00:43:08Okay.

00:43:10Uh...

00:43:11Ooh, June 28th is kind of odd.

00:43:12You can do a backbend?

00:43:14No, you're doing backbends.

00:43:17I don't know about this.

00:43:19Okay.

00:43:19Um, yeah, I'll just find a better one.

00:43:21No, I...

00:43:22Any of this calendar, the sex positions...

00:43:27Do you not like what we've been doing?

00:43:29No, I just thought it might be fun

00:43:31to try something different.

00:43:32You know, I just...

00:43:33After two years, I don't want us getting boring.

00:43:37Are sexes boring?

00:43:38No, no, I didn't...

00:43:39We're just a little...

00:43:40Predictable, so...

00:43:42Like, we do the same things

00:43:43and we see the same people

00:43:44and we break up

00:43:45and we get back together, like,

00:43:46and just try to shake us out of our routine here.

00:43:49I like our routine.

00:43:51Okay, not a break apart,

00:43:52but the rest of it is...

00:43:54We see the same people

00:43:55because we're in college.

00:43:55We eat at the same places

00:43:56because we're in college.

00:43:57Life's not gonna be like this forever, Al.

00:43:59Yeah, so let's go out

00:44:00and hook up on the dance floor

00:44:01and make out in the back of an Uber.

00:44:02We're not those people.

00:44:03No, we could be.

00:44:05Right?

00:44:08Don't you want Uber?

00:44:14Okay, let me see how it's not here at the end.

00:44:18No, no, it's fine.

00:44:20Fine.

00:44:21The usual stuff is fine.

00:44:24I can put a pillow on your butt.

00:44:26You said that felt good last time, right?

00:44:29Yeah.

00:44:30Yeah, let's just do that.

00:44:45Okay.

00:44:46What did we love about Hannah's piece?

00:44:50Come on.

00:44:50It's Hannah's first time going for the Pop Showcase.

00:44:52How do we help make it stronger?

00:44:53We're classical comm majors,

00:44:54so we don't do pop.

00:44:56I commend your intellectual flexibility.

00:44:58Truly.

00:44:59Anyone?

00:45:01It's a nice melody.

00:45:02There we go.

00:45:03Aren't there supposed to be lyrics?

00:45:04I haven't finished it yet.

00:45:05Hannah, just try to listen.

00:45:10Okay.

00:45:10I think what we are looking for here

00:45:12is constructive criticism.

00:45:14Honestly,

00:45:15sounds a lot like Hannah's film score work.

00:45:17Background music for someone else's story.

00:45:19Like you're afraid to really get onto the surface

00:45:20of what this song wants to be about.

00:45:24Just right, Hannah.

00:45:26I am sure it went better than you think it did.

00:45:28No, I really didn't.

00:45:30Cutting it close, Mr. Brown.

00:45:32Sorry.

00:45:33Had to stop and grab coffee for my girl.

00:45:39What was in this?

00:45:40I think you meant to say,

00:45:41thanks, baby.

00:45:42Baby?

00:45:43So,

00:45:43for those of you who were remotely paying attention,

00:45:45drink the damn coffee.

00:45:46I'm lactose intolerant.

00:45:47Just pretend.

00:45:48Well, pretend I'm not lactose intolerant.

00:45:51Hannah.

00:45:53Pretend you like me.

00:45:58Is he looking?

00:45:59I can't tell.

00:46:01Nope.

00:46:03Okay.

00:46:05I don't know.

00:46:08No.

00:46:11Okay, well, I can't take notes like this.

00:46:13Nobody said you had to.

00:46:25And that's a great example of an unwanted disruption.

00:46:32He's looking now.

00:46:35Don't miss.

00:46:37Don't miss.

00:46:38Don't miss.

00:46:39Don't miss.

00:46:42Don't miss.

00:46:43Don't miss.

00:46:43Come on.

00:46:44She wasn't that bad.

00:46:45It was like a car crash exploded into a volcano

00:46:48and then fell down the stairs loudly.

00:46:54Hear me, hear me.

00:46:55We have a proclamation.

00:46:57Stand by for the proclamation.

00:46:58The annual Maxwell De Laurentiis birthday festivities

00:47:00will take place this year

00:47:02at the Maxwell Summer Home in Cape Cod.

00:47:04Woo-hoo.

00:47:05As it is our 22nd year gracing the Earth,

00:47:07the theme shall be two-fers.

00:47:09So please, come dressed as your second favorite dynamic duo.

00:47:12After us, of course.

00:47:13Party bus departs shortly after the team bus,

00:47:14which shall bring ye there

00:47:15and bring ye back the following morning.

00:47:16So be there.

00:47:18Or be there.

00:47:19There is no other option.

00:47:20Drum roll, please.

00:47:21Yes.

00:47:31That is all.

00:47:34That was a lot.

00:47:35That's Dean and Bo for you.

00:47:36They did the same kind of thing.

00:47:37I'm reading.

00:47:40Wait.

00:47:41Justin is in Bo's front.

00:47:47I got it.

00:47:49I'm going to need more words.

00:47:50I'll give you two.

00:47:52Hard launch.

00:47:59I would just like to say

00:47:59this is the most absolutely unhinged man

00:48:01and I'm obsessed with it.

00:48:02And you.

00:48:03Now the hockey people know.

00:48:04Hockey people?

00:48:05Jules can't know.

00:48:06This has to seem real.

00:48:10Well, you've convinced

00:48:11to have the theater department.

00:48:13It could be Beetlejuice.

00:48:14What?

00:48:14No, you need to show up as someone hot.

00:48:16How dare you?

00:48:17Winona Ryder is beautiful.

00:48:18Yeah, but she's not hot.

00:48:19Don't you have any of those boots

00:48:20that go up past the knee?

00:48:21You mean fuck me boots?

00:48:22Who wear those when we don't feel like shaving?

00:48:23Well, I'm just saying.

00:48:25You've got it, so I'm fine.

00:48:27Okay, don't talk about my it.

00:48:28Not all women want to get dressed up

00:48:29for the male gaze.

00:48:30If the women I'm with do.

00:48:31Okay, enough.

00:48:32Listen, hockey man,

00:48:33let's just get one thing straight.

00:48:34My best friend is right about

00:48:35literally everything,

00:48:36always, now, until the end of time.

00:48:37Okay, but in this case,

00:48:38you do gotta whip them thighs hot.

00:48:39But you guys!

00:48:40Sorry!

00:48:40But if you want to get Justin's attention,

00:48:41we have to be boy hot,

00:48:42not girl hot.

00:48:43Wait, we?

00:48:44Oh, yeah.

00:48:45Sean and I are coming.

00:48:45I just decided.

00:48:46A wild hockey party is exactly

00:48:48what we need to shake us

00:48:48out of our funk.

00:48:49You're already in a funk again.

00:48:50You just got back together.

00:48:51Even soulmates have ruts.

00:48:53Or a series of ruts.

00:48:55Okay, we'll be more fun

00:48:55to drive out to the party

00:48:56with you anyway, so.

00:48:57Yeah, no, you're coming to the game.

00:48:59That was a part of the deal.

00:49:00Oh, if you're into me,

00:49:01you're into hockey.

00:49:01Just got a point.

00:49:02And besides,

00:49:03you'll need to spend

00:49:03the night anyway, right?

00:49:04For fake sex reasons?

00:49:05Yeah, fake sex.

00:49:06So much fake sex.

00:49:07Ugh.

00:49:07Oh, I'm having fake sex.

00:49:09You're having real sex.

00:49:10Whatever.

00:49:10My point is,

00:49:11fake is fun.

00:49:12Um, okay,

00:49:13what's my deadline

00:49:13for this costume?

00:49:14Uh, Puck Bunny bus leaves

00:49:15at 4 p.m. Saturday.

00:49:16You said I want a Puck Bunny.

00:49:17You're not.

00:49:18Doesn't mean you can't

00:49:18act like one.

00:49:20Oh!

00:49:23Come on.

00:49:24We dominated Frozen 4 last year

00:49:25and the year before that

00:49:26and the year before that.

00:49:27All the cock and sons

00:49:27of bitches out there

00:49:28think they can beat us.

00:49:29I'd like to see you

00:49:30give 110%.

00:49:31Rackets at 110.

00:49:32Rackets at 110.

00:49:33What are you doing tonight?

00:49:34You want to give 100%

00:49:36and then, um,

00:49:37yeah,

00:49:38I'm sorry,

00:49:39can you repeat the question?

00:49:39How do you plan

00:49:40to adjust to the challenge

00:49:41of being Briar's new captain?

00:49:42I don't think there's

00:49:42a need to change or anything.

00:49:44My teammates expect

00:49:44the best out of me

00:49:45and, uh,

00:49:46that's not a problem.

00:49:46I expect the best of myself.

00:49:48Do you have any other

00:49:48pre-game rituals

00:49:49or superstitions?

00:49:50Yeah, I'm pretty particular.

00:49:52You know,

00:49:52I need my work.

00:50:14Hey,

00:50:15can I help you?

00:50:17Uh, no,

00:50:17I'm here for Garrett.

00:50:19Oh, I don't usually

00:50:19let girlfriends watch.

00:50:21Uh, definitely not a girlfriend.

00:50:22Um,

00:50:22I'm his philosophy tutor.

00:50:25Then you can stay.

00:50:28You're not going easy on him,

00:50:29are you?

00:50:29No, sir.

00:50:30Good.

00:50:30Do your best.

00:50:31We need him out there.

00:50:33I'm sorry,

00:50:34can't you just speak

00:50:35to his professor

00:50:35or dean

00:50:36or whatever

00:50:37if it's so important

00:50:38that he play?

00:50:38I mean...

00:50:39He didn't want me to.

00:50:40What?

00:50:41Why?

00:50:43Do you know who his dad is?

00:50:45He's an hockey player?

00:50:46One of the best defensemen

00:50:47in NHL history.

00:50:49Garrett's last name

00:50:50carries weight.

00:50:51He knows the spotlight's on him,

00:50:52so he busts

00:50:53his ass to prove

00:50:54that he's earned his place.

00:51:01Hey!

00:51:02Thought we had a session.

00:51:03Wait room.

00:51:06Better hurry.

00:51:07Garrett's tutor.

00:51:08All right.

00:51:14How much that is?

00:51:16I can't explain.

00:51:17Any of these stories

00:51:18do my dreams.

00:51:22Do you know I don't appreciate

00:51:24being made to wait

00:51:2445 minutes?

00:51:25Sorry.

00:51:26Sitting down for that long

00:51:27must be so draining.

00:51:28We'll reschedule.

00:51:29Okay.

00:51:30Hold on, hold up.

00:51:31I can multitask.

00:51:32Just be, uh,

00:51:33walking out while studying live.

00:51:35Really?

00:51:35You can?

00:51:36You've got a lot to cover

00:51:37and I've never met a guy

00:51:38who can genuinely

00:51:38do two things at once.

00:51:40Well, then you've been

00:51:41sleeping with the wrong

00:51:42guy, I suppose.

00:51:45That was a joke.

00:51:47Jesus.

00:51:48You know, if we're

00:51:48going to convince anyone

00:51:49that we're hooking up,

00:51:49you can't freak out

00:51:50when I tease you.

00:51:52We need to practice.

00:51:53Practice what?

00:51:53Teasing?

00:51:54We fine as long as you

00:51:55stop force-feeding me

00:51:56dairy products.

00:51:57Forget your old milk.

00:51:57This is serious.

00:51:59You blush

00:52:00whenever I come near you.

00:52:01Get over yourself.

00:52:02I don't blush.

00:52:03Oh, yes?

00:52:17See?

00:52:18Nothing.

00:52:20Not bad.

00:52:22What about when we kiss?

00:52:24You're very sure of yourself.

00:52:25Oh, right.

00:52:26Your turn is

00:52:27no kissing.

00:52:33What's wrong, Graham?

00:52:34You said we need to

00:52:35prompt this.

00:52:47Don't blush.

00:53:05So this is Turing?

00:53:07What?

00:53:08No.

00:53:10Yes.

00:53:12He was just trying to

00:53:13prove a point.

00:53:14It kind of feels like

00:53:14I just did.

00:53:17And now it's my turn.

00:53:23I'm going to kiss you.

00:53:25Okay.

00:53:26Okay.

00:53:34Oh, my gosh.

00:53:35You know?

00:53:46It's here, folks.

00:53:47Our first away game of the season.

00:53:49The brighter house has dominated

00:53:50the Chatham Glovers in the past.

00:53:51The last sentence dealing with

00:53:52his first stationery.

00:53:53We all know his life is already

00:53:54on the after parties.

00:53:55Am I right?

00:53:57But we've got a good

00:53:57powder tonight.

00:53:58The brighter house has

00:53:59been on these in attendance

00:54:00as always.

00:54:08First game?

00:54:11I know we can seem

00:54:12like a lot, but we don't

00:54:13fight, I swear.

00:54:14Oh, please.

00:54:18Just stick my jewels.

00:54:20I mean, their play-by-play

00:54:20is a lifesaver

00:54:21in my first time.

00:54:22Thanks.

00:54:26Come on, now.

00:54:27This is the top game

00:54:28for the Glovers, folks.

00:54:28Go, go, go, go.

00:54:58We're going to keep the loan

00:54:59in.

00:55:00Go, go!

00:55:04Pops and somebody

00:55:05can't do a Chatham Glovers.

00:55:07Oh, good!

00:55:09Oh, that's good.

00:55:11Yeah.

00:55:11Promise.

00:55:12You're good.

00:55:15I love it.

00:55:17I love it.

00:55:18I love it.

00:55:19I love it.

00:55:20I love it.

00:55:22I love it.

00:55:26I love it.

00:55:54Oh

00:56:02Oh

00:56:51So what's next it's your favorite actually are you ready for this

00:57:00Oh

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