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Off Campus Episode 7 |
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00:02Delaney with the puck. He's trying to fend them off. Delaney shoots.
00:06He scores!
00:08Friends have wins! Friends have wins!
00:14Hannah.
00:16Hannah.
00:18We won.
00:30We won.
00:35Excuse me, gentlemen.
00:37The UN has declared an international band emergency,
00:40and they say that my dad is the only man for the job.
00:43An international band emergency? Have they called Prince?
00:45They tried, but he is famously dead.
00:48Good God, this is worse than I thought. Sorry, guys.
00:52You're so weird.
00:54Also, can we hit Dairy Queen on the way home?
00:56What?
00:57Are you saying the international band emergency was a ruse?
01:00Is Prince even dead?
01:02Anne, honey, you were phenomenal.
01:06Uh, how was I?
01:08You were okay, too.
01:10Oh, yes.
01:13Okay, can I help you?
01:15I just want to know how your new song is coming along.
01:19Must be going well because you missed three cues tonight.
01:22The muse waits for no one.
01:23Oh, does the muse play clarinet?
01:25Because we're looking for a new alternate first chair.
01:33Just right, Hannah.
01:43Hannah, I'm gonna skip the game today.
01:46That extra monster could be a drone.
01:49Hannah?
01:51Babe, you okay?
01:54Yeah, yeah, sorry.
01:56I'm...
01:57I'm not super hungry.
01:59Uh, don't worry about me.
02:00I'm-I'm good.
02:02Okay. Love you.
02:25Look at those smug motherfuckers.
02:27The 10 game trick ends now.
02:30Not if their new center has anything to say about it.
02:33Please, he's been skating in fucking cornfields.
02:35Iowa or whatever.
02:36Indiana.
02:37Kid's fast as fuck.
02:38Physical, too.
02:39Doesn't matter. Nothing's getting past us.
02:41Kurwa hoshi yasu zek.
02:43Yeah, see, Sims gets it.
02:44Come on, boys. Let's get it.
02:46Fuck yeah, let's go.
02:51Fuck.
02:52He also doesn't back down from there anymore.
02:55Same as Garrett.
02:56Shit.
02:57Papa Graham's mad early.
02:58No pressure, man.
03:08Garrett.
03:10Good to see you.
03:16Looks like you got a tough one out there today.
03:18Feeling good?
03:20Yeah, you know, don't worry about me.
03:21I'm ready.
03:22Sorry.
03:23I left my phone in the car.
03:24That's okay.
03:25Hi, Garrett.
03:32Cindy?
03:33Good luck out there today.
03:38Yeah.
03:40Thanks.
03:52Good luck.
04:16Sean, I am so sorry that you had to find out like that.
04:18I never meant to hurt your feelings.
04:20But also, literally, how dare you suggest that I'm incapable of being alone?
04:24Like, so fucked of you, Sean.
04:25So fucked.
04:27Again, could not be more sorry.
04:28Please just, like, call me back or text me or...
04:31Please hang up or press one to rerecord.
04:38Bo!
04:39Allie, what are you doing here?
04:40Uh, this is the drama building.
04:42I'm in the correct place.
04:43What are you doing here?
04:44This is perfect.
04:45You're not busy, right?
04:46I need a huge favor.
04:47No, but, well, sorry.
04:48I can't take on anyone else's stress today.
04:50I'm emotionally wrong.
04:52I'm the shell of a woman.
04:52Okay.
04:53Okay.
04:54Thank you, Ira.
04:56You too, Ira.
04:58Hi, Ira.
05:00Sorry about that.
05:01Ira is not great at ending conversations.
05:04Joe, this is Allie.
05:05Allie...
05:05You're Joanna Maxwell.
05:06Yeah, Allie's a fan.
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:10Wait, are you Allie Hayes?
05:12Don't we have the same agent?
05:14You know who I am.
05:17Joanna Maxwell knows who I am.
05:19Well, you can just call me Joe.
05:20Yo, respectfully, there is literally no way I can make that happen.
05:23Joanna's back here doing a masterclass with the seniors because she's so famous.
05:27Definitely not famous.
05:28Because she's so famous, she has this big self-tape.
05:31It's a same-day audition.
05:32Last time I read with Joe, I got in trouble for my voice being stiff and distracting.
05:36Well...
05:36So I thought that maybe you could read with her, Allie, so I could go do literally anything else.
05:42What?
05:43Beau?
05:44Uh-huh.
05:44You don't just ask someone to be your reader.
05:46There's an etiquette, fool.
05:48Sorry about him.
05:49I couldn't ask you to do that.
05:50It would derail your entire day.
05:51No, no, no.
05:52Derail it.
05:52Please.
05:53Like, seriously, it is not a problem.
05:55I would be honored to read with the Joanna Maxwell.
06:03This is it, folks.
06:05Start of our long-awaited game with St. A's and their new center, Aaron Delaney.
06:13And we're underway here in the first.
06:15Hawks take possession.
06:19Oh, shit.
06:21Brutal hit from Aaron Delaney.
06:22Seems the new guy is spitting right in with St. A's legendary trash-talking bullies.
06:30Whoa!
06:31How is that not a penalty?
06:33Hawks regain possession.
06:35Gran starts out from behind his own net and...
06:37Oh!
06:38Delaney says nope.
06:40He shoots and beats Sims.
06:42Block your side to the goal.
06:45Come on, Gran.
06:46It's not fun if you don't fight back.
06:47Fuck you.
06:49Take it easy, princess.
06:51Woo!
06:53Hey!
06:53Come on, bro!
06:55Shake it off.
06:56You got this.
06:58Wellesie, where are you?
07:17Just right, Hannah.
07:47I got nothing.
08:17Well, that wasn't the first period I was looking for.
08:21Graham, Delaney's shadowing you. Move the puck. Look at Bertie and Dean.
08:24You got two periods left. Your turnovers are killing us.
08:27Hey, don't worry about us. We're good.
08:28Eh, fuck that. I'm not good.
08:30Let's just work as a team and try not to do it all ourselves.
08:33No more one-on-one sloppiness.
08:35I got it, okay? Fine.
08:36Hey, cut the attitude, Graham. I mean it.
08:44Hey, Delaney's trying to take you out of the game, so take the defenders out too.
08:47As soon as the puck comes in, you just get rid of it.
08:49Who died and made you coach?
08:51I'm out there too, man.
08:52Okay, then worry about yourself, right?
08:54Okay, fine.
08:57I don't know what your problem is, but I suggest you do whatever it takes to work it out.
09:02Fucking quick.
09:03Homestuck.
09:04Homestuck.
09:15Homestuck.
09:22Over look at the…
09:24Mon Ch Sammy.
09:25Cover him.
09:29Another يا Miles.up
09:32Selfiamo,age en avant car at his chest.
11:07Sorry, sorry.
11:09I couldn't be in my room, so I came and I heard...
11:16Who was that you were playing?
11:18It's actually an original.
11:21Part of a series I wrote when my son first went off to daycare.
11:26I'm kind of exploring the emptiness of time.
11:29Wow, you're incredible.
11:33Ah, I would hope so.
11:36That's why I'm here, right?
11:41You okay?
11:43Yeah, I finally get it.
11:45When you said, right, music that lets people in?
11:48Like, just now, I didn't know it was about your son, but I felt it.
11:55That's a sweet compliment.
11:57I'm just having a hard time taking it because of the general melancholy.
12:06It's just that I don't think I could ever write anything that comes close to doing that.
12:11Come on, that's not true.
12:12No, it is.
12:15I can't do what you do, letting people in.
12:19Hannah.
12:20No, it's okay.
12:21I made a mistake trying to do this.
12:24Anyway, it's been an honor to be a part of your class.
12:28I really hope we can keep in touch.
12:29Not on my student email, because if I don't do the showcase, then I won't be here next semester.
12:34But, um, I'll send you my old one to Yahoo for some reason.
12:38Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up.
12:40Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah, Hannah.
12:41Just, if you don't come back here right now, okay?
12:46I'm still your advisor for as long as you're here, so talk to me.
12:51Get your money's worth.
12:54I have been doing this a while.
12:59I mean, it's...
13:02Like, doesn't it hurt?
13:04Doesn't what hurt?
13:05Like, ripping yourself open?
13:08Over and over again?
13:11Letting people see all the weird, jagged pieces of you?
13:15Is that what it feels like?
13:17Yeah, well, it doesn't feel good.
13:20I don't subscribe to the notion that art has to be painful.
13:23In fact, if done right, allowing people into our truth, that can even be healing.
13:30Yeah, I don't know about that.
13:35In my experience, whenever I tell someone my truth, it ends badly.
13:46Well, that doesn't mean we have to close ourselves off for good.
13:49It doesn't?
13:50No, but that just means we have to cling to the people who see us and smile.
13:56There has to be someone like that in your life, right?
14:05Yeah, yeah, yeah, there is.
14:08Then, with love...
14:10What the hell are you doing here talking to me?
14:13It's taking up my rehearsal time.
14:15Yeah, you're right.
14:16Sorry.
14:19I'm gonna...
14:23Thank you, Daveed.
14:24Hey, Tom.
14:33Hey, hey, it's me.
14:34Are you okay?
14:36Or...
14:36I don't know.
14:37Did I do something wrong?
14:39Just...
14:39You said you were coming, and you're not here.
14:41And I really wish you were here.
14:46You always help me get out of my head, and...
14:51I could just really use a Coach Welles' pep talk right now.
14:55So, yeah.
14:57Just...
14:59If you could just let me know you're okay.
15:03I'm here.
15:07Okay.
15:11Heavy into the second.
15:12Briar's trailing 3-1.
15:14You can tell Graham is frustrated with his incessant coverage.
15:17Move up!
15:18Fuck you.
15:19Fuck, G.
15:20Oh!
15:21You got Logan.
15:22Come on, man.
15:22Get rid of it.
15:23You got Logan.
15:24Move it.
15:24Get up, G.
15:26Can't keep up, Daddy, boy?
15:27Fuck!
15:28Come on, man.
15:28Ooh.
15:29Someone hold Garrett's hair back, because he is getting sloppy.
15:33Go, go, go.
15:35Delaney banks the puck to himself past Graham, and breaks up the ice.
15:38Ow!
15:38Fuck!
15:39Delaney sends the puck behind the Huff's net.
15:40The Huff's are on their heels again.
15:42The pass comes out front to Delaney, and...
15:56What an absolutely brutal hit from Delaney, and a brutal end to the second period for
16:01the Huff's.
16:02Birdie sure got his bell rung.
16:04Let's hope he's okay.
16:08How you doing, Birdie?
16:10Everything's so fucking bright.
16:12Okay.
16:13You're not going back in.
16:15Rogers, you're up.
16:17I'm gonna put you on D for the third.
16:19Me?
16:19Yeah.
16:20Just keep your feet moving.
16:21You rent this?
16:22Yeah, I'll look out for him, Coach.
16:28Fuck Aaron Delaney, man.
16:29There's no way that was an accident.
16:31He knew exactly what he was doing.
16:32Okay.
16:33Guys, anything can happen in 20 minutes.
16:35Maybe we switch to a 1-2-2 trap to really cut off their outlets and pump the pressure?
16:39That won't work.
16:41It doesn't matter what we do.
16:42We were already getting our asses kicked before Birdie got domed.
16:45We know what the problem is.
16:46You got something to say?
16:48You know you're locked off.
16:49I told you to get rid of it.
16:51Come on, bro.
16:51No, everyone is thinking it.
16:53Garrett Graham's got to do it all by himself, and now we're down by two.
16:55Stay in your lane, John.
16:57Guys, come on.
16:57It's not that deep.
16:58No, it fucking is for some of us, Dean.
16:59It is that deep.
17:01I'm not gonna let us lose this game because Phil Graham's son gets to do whatever he fucking wants.
17:08You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
17:09Hey, come on, man.
17:10You're gonna fight me now?
17:10Hey, hey, hey.
17:11Calm down.
17:13We're on the same team, G.
17:15Don't you get that?
17:17You're not the only one who can play hockey.
17:20You're not the only one who's been busting their ass.
17:22And you're not the only one who wants to beat these motherfuckers.
17:28We are on the same team.
17:30Look, I'm just giving him a second to calm down, okay?
17:32I need to fucking help, Tucker.
18:00I need a pep talk.
18:06Shh.
18:06What's going on?
18:08Are you okay?
18:09Where were you?
18:10I'm fine.
18:10I called, but you didn't...
18:12No, I know.
18:12I'm sorry.
18:13I should have texted.
18:14I was dealing with something that kind of took over for a minute there.
18:18But I'm here now.
18:20You're dealing with what?
18:21Are you okay?
18:22Yeah, I'm fine.
18:23Okay?
18:25Just, you know, it didn't matter as much as being here for you.
18:32Please just text me next time.
18:34I'm just worried about you.
18:36I know.
18:37I know.
18:43Okay.
18:44Focus up.
18:45Graham, what's going on out there?
18:47Everything.
18:49I'm playing like shit.
18:51Getting pressured like crazy.
18:52Making stupid mistakes.
18:54Everybody's counting on me to be in control.
18:56But I just got in a stupid fight with Logan.
19:00Because...
19:02Your dad's here.
19:06With Cindy.
19:12We can't let him win.
19:14It gives him power.
19:16Okay?
19:16This is how we win.
19:17We just...
19:17We show up and we live our lives.
19:19Okay?
19:20We can do that.
19:21Right?
19:23Yeah.
19:25And as for everything else,
19:26we can just start with the small stuff
19:28and work your way up.
19:29Small stuff?
19:30Yeah, of whatever that means for hockey.
19:32I guess the small stuff could be
19:34stop playing like shit.
19:36Okay.
19:37Yeah, I can do that.
19:39Delaney's kicking my ass out.
19:41Guy's a fucking monster.
19:48Well, Z.
19:51Are you sure you're okay?
19:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:55I'm...
19:59I'm good.
20:01I promise.
20:05Okay.
20:18Hey, Grandma.
20:25I love you.
20:28I love you.
20:29I love you, too.
20:31I love you, too.
21:03Graham and Delaney meet center ice.
21:04Ready to start the final period.
21:12What?
21:13Nothing to say this time?
21:26Lady, you suck!
21:28Hey, that hit was bullshit, man.
21:29You all right?
21:30Yeah, yeah.
21:30Let's go.
21:31I got you.
21:35Hawks in their own zone.
21:36Becker's forecheck recover the puck
21:38and get it back to the point.
21:39Clutch deflection by Tucker
21:41gets the puck back to Graham.
21:42But can he get past Delaney?
21:45Graham puts on the brakes,
21:46spins and drops to Tucker.
21:48Tucker shoots!
21:49Yes!
21:50Yes!
21:51Yes!
21:57Yes!
21:57Yes!
21:57Yes!
21:58Yes!
21:58Yes!
21:58Yes!
22:10Okay, Briar, looks like we've decided to get off our knees
22:12and stop sucking.
22:28And cut.
22:29What?
22:30Wow.
22:31Okay.
22:31Holding back tears?
22:33I mean, it's such a smart choice.
22:35Beau wasn't kidding.
22:36You really are a much better reader than he is.
22:39And you have cuter clothes.
22:41Thank you for this, by the way.
22:42Got it.
22:43Of course.
22:44God, it is just so fun to be hanging out with someone
22:47who's, like, actually doing the thing, you know?
22:50You're auditioning for a TV show on your day off from Broadway.
22:53It's so chic.
22:54Oh, I think you'd feel differently
22:56if you saw me hiding my pin curls
22:58under an old baseball hat with my falsies barely hanging on.
23:01Come on.
23:01You've got to know how cool that sounds.
23:04Broadway's hard, dude.
23:06It's...
23:07Look, I know I'm super lucky.
23:10But, oh my God, I'm also so exhausted.
23:14I don't have time for anyone.
23:15My dating life isn't shambles.
23:18But that I can relate to.
23:21Ooh.
23:22I smell token straight boy drama in the theater department.
23:25Yeah, it's, like...
23:30Okay.
23:31Well, can we still be peers in the industry
23:33even if I tell you all my messy bullshit?
23:34Oh, that's literally the only way we'll be peers in the industry.
23:40My ex, like, found out I hooked up with someone
23:43and just got, like, all scrunch-faced
23:45and, like, just basically accused me
23:48of not being able to be alone.
23:49Ugh.
23:50Boys are so silly.
23:52So you fucked a little.
23:54It's not like you're in a new relationship.
23:57I've hooked up with this new guy a couple of times.
23:59But this isn't about him.
24:01It's about me.
24:02I am capable of being single.
24:03Yeah.
24:04I mean, you're sleeping with other people too, right?
24:06I am.
24:09Totally.
24:15Except...
24:15Except you're not.
24:17It's okay.
24:18It'd be different if you and this new guy
24:19were texting all the time
24:21or had, like, cute, gross nicknames
24:23or something like that.
24:29Oh, no, you do.
24:31So how long have you been hooking up with new guy?
24:34Like, like, a month.
24:38Ish.
24:38Bitch, I hate to break it to you.
24:40You're in another relationship.
24:41Oh, my God.
24:43Oh, my God.
24:44Hey, I can see I've caused some turmoil here.
24:48We need to get off campus.
24:50Somewhere with alcohol.
24:57Hey, can I do an old-fashioned?
25:05Nice fake.
25:07Excuse me?
25:09Just saying, it's not the worst one I've seen.
25:12Oh, no.
25:13No, this...
25:13This is real.
25:15Please.
25:16I work at a bar.
25:17I can spot one, like, five booths away.
25:18Maybe you need me glasses,
25:20because it's definitely not fake.
25:26Your name is Carter St. James.
25:28The Fifth.
25:30Hmm.
25:31Yeah.
25:33Nobody's named that.
25:34That's a name from Glee.
25:36Well, I guess I'm lucky
25:37they don't ask too many questions here.
25:39Yeah.
25:41I guess I am, too.
25:49What are you doing?
25:50That guy was hitting on you.
25:53So?
25:56Look, you want to prove
25:57you're not in a relationship?
25:59Best way to do that is to sleep with someone new
26:01who you'll never see again.
26:03I don't think, uh,
26:04hopping to yet another man is the answer.
26:06You're a relationship, girly, right?
26:09Best way to get over that
26:10is to have no-strings-attached fun.
26:12But there legit has to be no-strings.
26:15And that guy
26:16has no fucking strings
26:18written all over him.
26:25I don't know.
26:26Having sex with someone
26:27and not getting to know them at all?
26:28Like, doesn't that feel a little...
26:31slutty?
26:33Yeah, that's part of it.
26:34I was gonna say meaningless.
26:36Allie, you're in college.
26:38You have the rest of your life
26:39to have meaningful sex.
26:41Don't you want to know
26:42what being single and slutty
26:44has to offer you?
26:48Hey, you?
26:50With the cheekbones?
26:51Hey, hey, hey.
26:52What are you doing?
27:00What's up?
27:01If my friend wanted to have
27:02really hot, meaningless sex with you,
27:05but the only caveat was that
27:06you couldn't learn anything
27:07about each other
27:07and you had to promise
27:09not to call her after.
27:10Would you be cool with that?
27:12Oh, yeah.
27:13Most definitely.
27:15Great.
27:16Buy her a drink.
27:17This one's mine now.
27:24What do you say?
27:30Coming out of the last timeout
27:31with two minutes left,
27:32it's looking real good for the Hawks.
27:34Graham and Logan have been
27:35having a blast out there.
27:36We love that for them.
27:37And more importantly,
27:39we love it for me.
27:53That's what I'm talking about.
27:54Let's fucking go, baby.
27:55Can you find the words of wisdom, Cap?
27:56Let's win this fucking thing.
27:57Let's go!
27:59Let's go!
27:59This is it, folks.
28:00It's looking like the last
28:01face-off of the game.
28:03Hey, man.
28:05Everything they say is true.
28:07Playing against you
28:08has been really fun.
28:10Yeah, all right.
28:15Graham,
28:16you know what's going to be
28:16even better than me beating you?
28:18What's that?
28:27Beating you in front
28:27of that lying slut.
28:56Garrett!
28:58Garrett!
29:00Garrett!
29:01Garrett!
29:02Garrett!
29:03Garrett!
29:04Garrett!
29:05Garrett!
29:05Garrett!
29:06Garrett!
29:06Garrett!
29:08Garrett!
29:09Garrett!
29:09Garrett!
29:52What are they going to do?
29:54The NCAA?
29:57Guess we'll find out.
30:01Aren't you going to yell at me or something?
30:03Why would I yell at you if I need you to actually hear me?
30:09Coach.
30:09Garrett, you're on the brink of greatness.
30:13But I can't help you get there if you're not in it for the right reasons.
30:18And after that hot-headed bullshit, I'm not sure that you are.
30:26Either way, I won't condone that kind of behavior on my eyes.
30:31As of now, you're suspended for four games.
30:41Oh, my God!
31:10No, we have an agreement.
31:12I don't win, you don't talk to me.
31:14All right, clearly this is an exception.
31:16Move.
31:16No, hang on, just listen.
31:19I'm proud of you.
31:21I'm proud of you.
31:30What? That was some tough old-school hockey.
31:35I just got suspended.
31:37Four games.
31:38Yeah, that is not ideal.
31:41But hey, it happens, right?
31:42You get worked up, you lose your cool.
31:44Part of the game.
31:45But shit will rain down, though.
31:47NCAA will be on your ass, but don't worry.
31:50I'll call the Bruins, I'll take care of this.
31:53No one will keep Phil Graham's son off the ice.
31:59So that's it, huh?
32:03Excuse me?
32:04As long as I have Graham on my back,
32:07I can just beat people up with no consequences
32:11for the rest of my life.
32:14Like you.
32:17I don't know what you're talking about.
32:20Yes, you do.
32:25You know, I don't remember you complaining about being a Graham
32:27when you landed the best coaches,
32:29when you got on the best teams,
32:31with the best equipment.
32:32With the best bruises.
32:34Right?
32:35Easy to write it off when your kid plays such a violent sport.
32:38I did what I had to.
32:39That's fucking bullshit!
32:41And you know it!
32:42I don't want to hear what a terrible dad I was for making you tough.
32:46For wanting you to have the best.
32:47Oh, fuck you!
32:48You don't want the best from me?
32:49It was never about me!
32:50Of course it was!
32:51You're about to play for the Bruins!
32:53I made that happen!
32:55You can hate the name on the back of your jersey all you want,
32:58but it doesn't make you better than me.
33:02It just makes you ungrateful.
33:04I will never be like you.
33:10You already are.
33:15Stay the fuck away from me.
33:19Stop calling.
33:20Stop coming to my games.
33:22We're fucking done.
33:49What the hell, Garrett?
33:50I really can't do this right now.
33:52Can you please just get in the car?
33:53No!
33:53What was that?
33:54Are you serious?
33:56You're mad at me?
34:01You lied to me, Hannah.
34:02I didn't lie to you.
34:04You looked me in the eye and you told me you were okay.
34:06You promised me you were okay.
34:08You just had to make it through one game.
34:10Oh, my God.
34:11One hour.
34:12That's it.
34:14I had to go back out there and play against that piece of shit.
34:18Do you not trust me or what?
34:19Garrett, you lost your shit on him!
34:21You didn't hear what he said!
34:22I know what he fucking said!
34:27What?
34:27Did he call me a whore?
34:29A liar?
34:29That I wanted it?
34:31Who cares?
34:32I heard it every day in high school.
34:33I can't...
34:34I wasn't just gonna stand there and listen...
34:37I was fucking defending you!
34:39Well, I didn't ask you to do that!
34:41I didn't want you to!
34:42I didn't want anyone to!
34:46People in Ransom didn't just turn on me, Garrett.
34:49They turned on my family.
34:51My parents lost friends.
34:52My dad got fired.
34:54You wanna know why I didn't tell you?
34:56It's because every time I tell someone the truth, it fucks everything up!
34:59It ruins people's lives!
35:01And it happened again!
35:03No. My life isn't...
35:04No, tell me you didn't just put your season at risk.
35:07Your future with the Bruins.
35:11How do you think that makes me feel?
35:13You blow this all up for me!
35:14What do you want me to say, Hannah?
35:15Do you want me to apologize?
35:16Say I'm sorry?
35:17I'm not!
35:17I could face that asshole a hundred times and one hundred fucking times!
35:21I would beat the shit out of him again!
35:22Yeah, well that scares me, Garrett.
35:26It scares me that you would risk everything for me when I'm telling you it's not what I want!
35:31I worked so fucking hard to put it all behind me!
35:38I scare you?
35:41What? What? No! What? Of course not!
35:44That's what you said.
35:45Garrett, you're not listening to me!
35:47Fuck.
35:51My dad was right.
35:53You're what?
35:55This is who I am, Hannah.
35:59This is just how I'm programmed.
36:01No, you're not! You're not Phil!
36:03I am! I fucking am!
36:06Do you think I like being like this?
36:15You know, maybe not right now, but someday, you're gonna look at me the same way Cindy looked at me.
36:26And that would kill me, Hannah.
36:29Garrett.
36:31Garrett!
36:31No. No. I'm not good for you.
36:37You shouldn't be...
36:39This... is over.
36:46This needs to be over.
37:12This... is over.
37:16This is over.
37:17This is over.
37:17Come on.
38:02Just wait, Hannah.
38:41I just want you to write down what happened.
38:46You're in your own words.
38:48Okay?
39:10I just want you to write down what happened.
39:39Han, honey, I'll tell you what, I am missing my euchre partner right about now.
39:42Honey, save me.
39:44I bet the house.
39:45Dad says hi.
39:47What's up?
39:49Mom.
39:53Han?
39:54Is something wrong?
39:57Yeah, my bike.
39:59My bike is wrong.
40:02Okay.
40:03We can fix the bike.
40:07I don't think we can, Mom.
40:10She okay?
40:16Okay.
40:17Okay.
40:17Tell me.
40:18Why can't we fix your bike?
40:23Because, because, um, because I lost my scholarship.
40:28I'm gonna need you to connect some dots, honey.
40:32No, I wasn't gonna tell you because I wanted to figure it out on my own.
40:36Um, so I was, I was gonna win the pop showcase and get another scholarship.
40:41But Garrett and I broke up because he played St. Aids and he got into a fight and it's all
40:47my fault.
40:48And now I have to walk home.
40:49Okay.
40:50Okay.
40:50Breathe.
40:55Breathe.
41:01So, a lot to unpack there.
41:05Let's start with the small stuff and work our way up.
41:09Okay?
41:11First off, let us figure out the money.
41:14We always do.
41:16Don't worry about the grant.
41:18We will find a way for you to be at Briar next semester.
41:21How can I not worry about it when it's my fault?
41:26I'm the reason that you can't afford it in the first place.
41:30Like, I'm the reason for the therapy bills and the lawyer.
41:33Garrett, I ruined your lives.
41:35And I'm, I'm sorry.
41:37I'm, I'm so sorry.
41:39I'm sorry.
41:42What did you do wrong?
41:50What?
41:51What?
41:51Well, if you're feeling guilty, then it must mean that you did something wrong.
41:59So, what is it, exactly?
42:07I, I, I should, I should've...
42:11You went to a party, sweet pea.
42:14You were a high school kid who had a drink.
42:16That's all.
42:18You didn't do anything wrong, Hannah.
42:23That night, and everything that happened after, that is not on you.
42:28There's nothing that you could've or, or, or should've done.
42:34And as far as ruining our lives.
42:37I am fine, and so is your dad.
42:40Despite being terrible at you, girl.
42:47Yeah, he really, he really is so bad.
42:50He's the worst.
42:53But I love him.
42:55And we love you.
42:57So will you let us do our jobs and take care of you?
43:04Are you nodding?
43:07Yeah, yeah, I'm nodding.
43:11Good.
43:20So how was your ice?
43:21Oh, uh, yeah, it was good.
43:24Right.
43:24Good ice.
43:26Okay, did, did you change your mind?
43:28It feels like you changed your mind.
43:29No, no, no.
43:30I'm super into this.
43:32Okay.
43:33Promise.
43:34Right.
43:38You're kind of a shit liar.
43:40Look, the benefit of being strangers is you don't owe me anything, right?
43:45You know.
43:48It's really not you.
43:49I, you are very charming.
43:51And have the kind of body that suggests you work out on federal holidays.
43:56Well, I take Memorial Day off.
43:57Only human.
43:59All right.
44:02It's just, it has recently come to my attention that I'm a serial monogamist,
44:08um, which I don't want to be.
44:09You know, I, I love love, but I also love sex.
44:12And, and I don't want to not have one just cause I'm waiting for the other.
44:15Sure.
44:15Which is why I became involved with someone.
44:20You have a boyfriend.
44:21Oh, oh my God.
44:22No, no.
44:23Can you imagine?
44:24But we are at the very least something.
44:28Like some weird, baffling thing.
44:31More weird or baffling than this conversation?
44:35Okay.
44:35Well, I am trying to explain myself to you, Carter St. James.
44:38Right.
44:38Sorry, sorry.
44:39Continue.
44:40I want to have hot, meaningless sex.
44:43I do.
44:44But the last time I tried, I just ended up hurting someone that I really care about.
44:50So, I just, like, I want to do it the right way this time.
44:55Yeah, I get that.
44:56You do?
45:02God.
45:02Now I'm going to have to go back and tell the living theater legend that I'm not fun,
45:06and I can't be slutty.
45:12Okay.
45:14Here's what's going to happen.
45:15I'm going to kiss you.
45:17You're going to kiss me back.
45:19Pull my hair.
45:19Just really sell it.
45:20And then you can go back to your clearly very invested friend.
45:28And you can brag about how hot, meaningless it was.
45:33Okay?
45:34One kiss and I'm bragging.
45:36Oh.
45:37It's going to be a really good fucking kiss.
45:43Bullshit.
45:44Only one way to find out.
45:46Oh.
45:53American Boyle.
45:55This is a great đâu.
45:57Love is always going to kiss me.
46:01All I know.
46:03And then you can't lie.
46:05I'm going to...
46:07And be more blue or deep yellow.
46:09Oh, how come when everything can be there
46:13When I stood by myself thinking of your face
46:19Why do you love this with me?
46:23When you're in the heart of the taking
46:28I can't make you love me, no I can't make you love me
46:33No, I can't make you love me, no I can't make you love me
46:37Go the fuck
46:40Making out with a hot stranger at the bar, who is she?
46:43I am she, she is me
46:46I'm actually so proud I could cry
46:48You have to admit, you had fun
47:21So?
47:25I'm out four games
47:31Yo, what's going on with you, bro?
47:36Where'd that come from?
47:39I don't want to talk about it
47:42You never do
47:46Yeah, I just thought that, you know, maybe
48:05You know, for a second there, I thought we were on the same team again
48:20When someone tells me they're from Massachusetts
48:25It's now, I always ask what, what?
48:30I wonder if you kept the pilgrim ashtray
48:35If it's still propped up on your bar cart
48:39Could make a grand off with a chain you bought me
48:44But goddamn, it's not for sale
48:49When someone asks me who's my favorite Batman
48:53I'll think of you and say Christian Ben
48:58As long as I live, I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
49:05When you're in your games
49:07The look on your face when you turn 26
49:12And your dad got too stoned
49:14Yeah, that one's gonna stick
49:16You broke me to pieces
49:19But I root for you
49:21Even though everything went up in flames
49:25I'll never forget how I bloomed for your gazer
49:31Your wall of guitars
49:33All your video games
49:35All your video games
49:39All your video games
49:45Pick up your phrases
49:47Pick up your phrases
49:48Now I say it's aces
49:50But it always sounds so faint
49:54I wonder if your tongue is turning over
49:59Anything I used to say
50:04It's getting darker
50:06So I turn you down
50:08But I can't turn you up
50:12Oh, as long as I live
50:16I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
50:20And your video games
50:22The look on your face when you turn 26
50:27And your dad got too stoned
50:30Yeah, that one's gonna stick
50:32You broke me to pieces
50:34But I root for you
50:36Even though everything went up in flames
50:40I'll never forget how I bloomed for your gazer
50:46Your wall of guitars
50:48All your video games
50:50All your video games
50:54All your video games
51:23At least I'm shredding water
51:26Not about to drown
51:28Not about to drown
51:29I'm not trying to find you
51:31Baby, you're just around
51:33Everything reminds me
51:35Of you
51:36Even now
51:37Even now
51:39Even now
51:40As long as I live
51:43I'll remember the names of your favorite beers
51:48And your video games
51:50Fire in my gut that I've chased ever since
51:55You set the bar
51:58You're gonna stick
52:13I'll see you
52:15Bye
52:15Bye
52:15Bye
52:15Bye
52:17Bye
52:26Bye
52:33Bye
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