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Off Campus Episode 1 ｜
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00:06Thank you so much.
00:57MUSIC CONTINUES
01:00MUSIC CONTINUES
01:58MUSIC CONTINUES
01:59MUSIC CONTINUES
02:03You looking for someone?
02:04Fuck, no.
02:05Sorry.
02:06Sorry.
02:07Sorry.
02:37It's a fucking jock class.
02:39Like, why am I being forced to try?
02:40I probably failed.
02:41Oh, I definitely did.
02:43You think we can still try it, bro?
02:45I can't.
02:46I need this for my major.
02:48Relax.
02:49Sure, your coach will convince Tolbert to get creative with your grading system.
02:53Um, jocks.
02:55So pretty.
02:57So entitled.
02:58Aren't you above stereotypes?
03:00Babe, I'm trying to be below one of those stereotypes.
03:04Maybe behind.
03:06And none of you star athletes should expect any special treatment.
03:09You knew what your practice schedule looked like before you signed up for this class, Mr. Maxwell.
03:13Hmm, me?
03:14No, I was just curious about, uh, extra credit opportunities to, you know, learn more.
03:19You can learn from your next assignment.
03:21Oral presentations.
03:23Oh.
03:24Okay.
03:24Yeah, definitely dropping it.
03:28Thanks.
03:29Perfect.
03:30Another D.
03:32So, how'd you do?
03:34No, I'm good.
03:35Girl.
03:36Really?
03:37Yeah, I-I wrote in like an hour or so.
03:42Fucking hell, you aced it?
03:44I knew it.
03:45Show me.
03:46Do you mind?
03:47What?
03:49Only you get to look at things that you shouldn't?
03:51Okay.
03:52Now that we got that covered, anybody want to hazard a guess as to what we will be discussing today?
03:57Okay.
04:02There goes your manic pixie dream boy.
04:04Stop, Justin Cole's not my anything.
04:06It's not too late.
04:07It's not too late.
04:09You are intolerable.
04:11Did she do it?
04:12Did she talk to Justin Cole?
04:13No, no, she's too busy pining wistfully from afar.
04:16He has literally no idea who I am, okay?
04:18Am I supposed to just bling myself at him?
04:19Yes.
04:20Mona!
04:20I've said maybe two words to the guy, and they weren't even good words.
04:23Yana, you love his music, and you've been crushing on him for weeks.
04:26Mona!
04:26The soundtrack's at five, you're on at nine, okay?
04:28Eight words, ever.
04:30Hey, Mona.
04:32Who's Mona?
04:33I think you.
04:37I'm not Mona.
04:38It is an M, though, right?
04:40Not even close.
04:41What do you want, Garrett Graham?
04:43Pedals to walk on?
04:44Maybe another fancy gym that costs thousands of dollars, even though the theater department
04:48is literally falling apart.
04:49Hmm.
04:51So, uh, I failed that paper.
04:53Sounds like a lot of people did.
04:55And I was thinking it'd be great if I didn't fail again.
05:00So...
05:01Is there a question in there?
05:02There's a question.
05:03I don't think I heard a question.
05:05No.
05:05You guys are late for a scene study.
05:07All right, go.
05:08I'll see you at dinner.
05:09Bye, Mona.
05:11I need your help.
05:13Wow.
05:14What?
05:15You know, see, usually with questions, voices kind of go up at the end, and your voice didn't
05:20do that, so...
05:21Okay.
05:22Could you, pretty pleased with sugar on top, help me study so that I don't fail spectacularly?
05:27Better.
05:28But no.
05:30Come on.
05:31Do me a solid.
05:32I mean, you kind of owe me for that sneak peek.
05:34Kate, that was an honest mistake.
05:36Was it?
05:36I mean, tons of girls would have paid good money for the view you got, so...
05:40Okay, I'm scarred for life.
05:41If anything, you owe me.
05:43Well, I have to ace the oral presentation or I can't play.
05:46Okay, believe it or not, I have my own priorities that have nothing to do with bar hockey.
05:49Find another tutor, dude.
05:56Turns out I'm still 20 when I'm acting middle-aged.
06:01Same old conversation, all this small talk that I hate.
06:05And I never thought I'd say it, but I'm sick of everyone.
06:10I need to sweat it out.
06:12I need to have some fun.
06:15Get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the cards, get the love.
06:18Come to the dance and the boys gonna love this.
06:21Picking their lips, wishing they had their big boy hands all on my hips.
06:26Everybody's on some drugs.
06:28Everybody wants some love.
06:29I don't want shit, I don't need to chase that hit.
06:33As long as I got my boys and girls, I'm rich.
06:36Oh, shit.
06:59Oh, shit.
07:10hey wanted to talk to me if this is about being late i have a new idea for a shortcut
07:19oh oh you have your bad news face
07:24it's your scholarship it's not happening this year what budget cuts don't even get me started
07:32no we're three weeks into the semester how how can no no they can't no we'll get you an appointment
07:38with the financial aid office they can help no they're just gonna give me another work study job
07:42i can barely do all my school work as it is oh my god okay whoa whoa whoa whoa don't
07:49stop breathing
07:50you need air to process and live yeah i also need money is there another scholarship i could apply
07:57for another classical composition scholarship
08:02i could switch concentrations performance girl we both know you're a much stronger composer than
08:08clarinetist and there's no money in classical well jazz jazz i could i could write jazz even less money
08:16right what what do i do let's chat again on monday after you've had a few days to sit with
08:21this hey
08:22hannah we're gonna get through it okay i i could write pop first place comes with a scholarship
08:33right right but you just said that i'm a stronger composer than clarinetist moments ago and i wrote
08:40an outstanding piece on pop harmonies in your music theory class freshman year i mean your word
08:45outstanding it's true not many people can write so eloquently about the harmonic vocal identities and the
08:51work of work of one direction yeah see yeah i can totally pop how hard can it be really famous
08:57last
08:57words because the competition it's it's pretty steep no i can do this i will do this
09:07okay bring some ideas into class we'll talk okay
09:26i'll be right there
09:26dean where you at
09:31dean do not give me the silent treatment he's taking the world's longest shower still at least the door's
09:37shut this time logan
09:41drain's clogged again no shit finish your shower i'll come fix it
09:46okay come help with the kegs told you i'll be right down yeah but when
09:55you want me to come down naked tucker because i'll do it you sure will never mind forget i have
10:04you sure will never mind that you are in the car and i have to do it you sure will
10:17be right
10:20if you have to go on to the car and you know what is that you are going to be
10:26right here
10:32Here it is.
10:33Here it is.
10:41Smells good, sir.
10:46Dean?
10:47Dean?
10:48Dude, can't you see I'm cooking, man?
10:50Say it, bro.
10:51Just fix the shower again.
10:54Give you one guess.
10:56Oh, jeez.
10:57Well, that could be anyone.
10:59Fuck, dude.
10:59It's obviously yours, bud.
11:01Don't look at me.
11:02What?
11:03OK, shower sex is hot.
11:04What's the next time a drain gets clogged in this house?
11:06You get to fix it.
11:06Yeah, like Dean's ever snaked a drain.
11:08Have you ever snaked a drain?
11:10I know what snaking a drain is.
11:12That counts, right?
11:13Hey, what are these dainty fucking sandwiches
11:15you're making tuck?
11:16It's a house party.
11:17We need dippables.
11:18I'm sorry, did you just?
11:19Yeah, he just said, uh, dippables?
11:22Dippables.
11:22Dippables.
11:23OK.
11:25Dippables.
11:25Yeah, OK, OK, OK, OK.
11:27Walk into that one.
11:28Nothing for you, Logan, if you're going to make all my food.
11:30Dude, that's beautiful, man.
11:31They look great.
11:33What are we listening to?
11:39There we go.
11:43Hey, can you play something from this Millennium, please?
11:45This is a classic.
11:54Would not have pegged you for an oldies guy.
11:58Kendall?
12:00Graham?
12:03Brought you a refill?
12:05One's my max.
12:07Night before game.
12:09I'm so strict.
12:10Are you also strict about non-alcoholic kinds of fun?
12:17Like what?
12:20Yeah.
12:29I'm so in you, I can barely breathe.
12:34And all I want to do is to fall in deep.
12:47Hey, so for your pop showcase tour de force, are we feeling folklore vibes or mayhem?
12:53I don't know, I feel like I'm more of a tailor than a go-go.
12:56You haven't fallen in love enough times to be a tailor.
12:59Yes, I have.
13:00With who?
13:03Okay, fine.
13:04Sadly, you never have crushes.
13:06The fact that you are down bad for Justin Cole is totally a sign that he's special.
13:11So, be a tailor and do something about it.
13:24Okay, have you seen him?
13:25He's so much easier to look at than talk to.
13:29Fine, just because he can play the guitar and has tiny tattoos doesn't make him some untouchable rock god.
13:35What are you afraid of?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Okay, maybe I talk to him and his accent makes me melt and it goes terribly.
13:45Or he's just not interested.
13:47And then I never feel this way about anyone ever again.
13:52Or maybe...
13:55Or maybe...
13:56Or maybe...
13:59I'm not you, Ali.
14:01I can't just find a husband day one of college.
14:04I can't talk to a guy like it's no big deal.
14:07I walked in on Garrett Graham in the shower and I fell over a laundry cart.
14:10You did what?
14:11I don't want to talk about it.
14:12You saw Garrett Graham naked?
14:15What did he look like?
14:17He looked naked and then I fell, which is my point.
14:21I can't do this.
14:23Okay, I have an idea.
14:24Literally everyone's going to a block party tomorrow, including Justin, probably.
14:28When's an easier time to talk to a guy than a party?
14:31Well, I don't like parties.
14:32But you love music?
14:34No, I need to work on my showcase song.
14:37That's an excuse and you know it.
14:39No, it's not.
14:40I want to present a demo in my class next week.
14:42It's a Poland all-nighter.
14:43I'm spending the night at Sean's anyway.
14:45You'll have the place to yourself.
14:47No, but...
14:47No, Hannah.
14:48I'm not letting you off the hook this time.
14:50If you want to be a tailor, you have to take a risk.
15:10I want you to put the pills behind the counter that hit.
15:13I want you so bad my fingers shook with it.
15:17And we could have all of the money in the world.
15:19But all the money in the world couldn't buy us this.
15:22Get somebody else.
15:24If we're here in the world,
15:26I'm not going to do it with them the same.
15:29I don't have any money.
15:31I don't have any money.
15:31I don't have any money.
15:32I don't know what we will do.
15:35I change my hair.
15:37I change your clothes.
15:38My G-Tattoos, they feel like home.
15:42Kiss me till my lips are bruised.
15:44I promise no one's watching me.
15:48Not just a body or somebody.
15:50What a body or somebody to me.
15:54Just a body or somebody would a body want your body on me.
16:00Not just a body or somebody.
16:03Not even a body or somebody.
16:04Not even a body or somebody.
16:06Just a body or somebody.
16:09What a body would a body want your body on me.
16:12It's like an incoming at night.
16:14Take you by surprise.
16:15My box is short, so sure I could drive in.
16:19I change my hair, you change your clothes.
16:22My cheap tattoos, they feel like home.
16:25People talk, but I don't care.
16:28Saving you or your thing is through my hair.
16:31People talk, I know they do.
16:34Let's let them talk about me.
16:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
16:42no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
16:44no, no, no, no.
17:05I've missed you.
17:13I've been busy at practice.
17:15Yeah, no, it's not a judgment.
17:18I just missed you.
17:27Did you miss me?
17:32Wow.
17:33Okay, guess I misread this.
17:36No.
17:38Well, I mean, yeah, you kind of did, but, you know, Kendall, I've been very upfront.
17:43My whole life is morning workouts, class, practice, repeat.
17:48The whole team has practice, Garrett.
17:50Okay, they still have lives.
17:52Yeah, I mean, well, none of them were drafted by the Bruins.
17:55So you're special.
17:57What?
17:57That's not...
17:58No, I was just made captain.
18:00So the Bruins are watching every game, how I play, how I behave.
18:04I can't lose focus.
18:06So, like I said before, all I can offer is casual.
18:09Yeah, well, I don't want that anymore.
18:12Okay, I...
18:13I want to be your girlfriend.
18:16Why?
18:19I mean, like, what I mean is I...
18:23What's my favorite band?
18:25My major.
18:27How do I like my coffee?
18:30What's my mother's name?
18:33Look, I don't know any of those answers about you, either.
18:36So maybe you just want to be with the guy headed to the NHL,
18:41or you've deluded yourself into thinking that I'm someone I never pretended to be.
18:45But, um, either way, you deserve better.
18:51Fuck you, Garrett.
18:59Yeah, fuck me.
19:14All right, there's a lot of hype around these young guys.
19:16The Bruins are putting a lot of faith, a lot of stock in Garrett Graham.
19:20He has the ability and the potential to be a generational player.
19:24Wow, really?
19:24Garrett is the type of player who has that tenacity,
19:27but I'm betting that Garrett Graham proves me right.
19:30If you've got a lady and you want her gone
19:34But you ain't got the guts
19:38She keeps me, you're not, you're not in danger
19:41I want to try and let's
19:45For a fee, I'm happy to be
19:48You're a back of my own
19:51Come on, come on.
19:51Hey!
19:53Dirty Deeds, Dirty Deeds, Dirty Deeds, Dirty Deeds
20:00Dirty Deeds, Dirty Deeds
20:02That was a good one.
20:03I'll take it to you.
20:03No, I take it back.
20:04Moves and the Dirty Deeds
20:07Dirty Deeds and the Dirty Deeds
20:10Move, move, move, come on, come on.
20:15Dirty Deeds, Dirty Deeds
20:17Huh?
20:18You know what I mean?
20:19Come on!
20:33We weren't dating.
20:34We kind of were.
20:35Yeah, you and Kendall have been hooking up all semester.
20:38How says...
20:40Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:41Nay!
20:42Okay, Dean agrees with you, which kind of just proves that you're wrong.
20:46Fuck.
20:46You know, I don't have to take this slander.
20:48I'm a responsible, upstanding member of society.
20:51Dean.
20:54He'll be ready in 30 minutes.
20:5730 minutes?
20:58Maybe an hour?
20:59That's ambitious.
21:00He gets a half hour. If he's any longer than that, we're leaving without him.
21:03Hey, Stuck.
21:04Yes, sir.
21:08Is your dad?
21:11Yeah.
21:14Yeah.
21:15Yeah, he's got a new girlfriend who wants me to meet her.
21:17Ah.
21:19That's inevitable.
21:20Right?
21:26Look, I know he can, uh, be a dick.
21:28No, he's more than a dick.
21:30Okay.
21:31But he's still your dad.
21:36All he cares about is hockey.
21:39You know, I only matter because I am him.
21:42I'm just a mini fucking Phil Graham.
21:44Yeah, man.
21:45I mean, all you'd have to do is win a Stanley Cup, a Norris Trophy or two, spend more time
21:50on your hair than a Kardashian, and bam, yeah, you're just like him.
21:55Hey.
21:58Your dad was great.
21:59Everybody knows it.
22:01But no one is expecting you to be him.
22:06He is.
22:08All our parents have expectations, G.
22:11Shit, I'd kill for my dad to even be into hockey, let alone a damn legend.
22:15All right?
22:16But we're not doing this for them.
22:20We're doing this because we love it.
22:23Right?
22:31Yeah.
22:33Thanks, man.
22:34Take a shower.
22:35You smell like shit.
22:36Fine.
23:02Hi.
23:04You're in here.
23:05I can't pull an all-nighter in my room.
23:07I'll fall asleep.
23:08Fair enough.
23:09How's it coming?
23:11I have a melody.
23:13No lyrics, though.
23:14Well, that's great.
23:15That's like halfway done, right?
23:17No.
23:17Not really.
23:18The lyrics are kind of a big thing in pop.
23:21That's why classical is easier.
23:22Dude, I have seen your sheet music.
23:24Classical is not easier.
23:27Definitely is.
23:29Well, have you ever written a pop song before?
23:32Uh, not since high school.
23:34I don't come back to you.
23:35I'm riding a bike.
23:38Yeah, maybe.
23:40Hey.
23:42You're nice to my friend Hannah.
23:44You just started writing.
23:46These things take time, right?
23:50What if I can't, Al?
23:52What if I write a terrible song and I fail a pop showcase
23:56and I can't afford my tuition next semester?
24:00You know, like, what if you're right?
24:01If I don't fall in love, I can't be a tailor that can write
24:05a perfect song about love and life and heartbreak.
24:08Hey, hey.
24:09You are setting the bar way too high.
24:11I mean, of course you're going to fall in love.
24:14Someday.
24:15Maybe it'll be with Justin.
24:17Maybe someone else.
24:20I've just been staring at this blank page all night
24:23and I have literally no idea what it should be about.
24:27What did you write about in high school?
24:29What?
24:29You said you wrote in high school.
24:32What did you write about?
24:37What was your life?
24:39Hannah?
24:42Nothing.
24:43It's dumb.
24:47Well...
24:49Something will come to you.
24:50Okay?
24:51Just give it time, yeah.
24:55Hey, out of curiosity,
24:58you weren't supposed to open up balloons today right?
25:03Shit!
25:30There you are.
25:31Sorry, Bella.
25:32Long time.
25:33I ain't as young as I fucking used to be.
25:36I know, I can't handle this all on my own, you know?
25:39No, no, I'm sorry.
25:40Sorry.
25:40See you there.
25:41Back to game.
25:46Ah, hello.
25:53Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:56Hi.
25:57Picking up a takeaway order for Justin Cobb?
26:01Yeah, no, I know who you are.
26:04We've spoken, kind of.
26:07Your band is really good.
26:10Yeah, thanks.
26:12I'm not like a creepy soccer fan or anything.
26:14I work here, so I've heard you.
26:17They're good.
26:18The uniform?
26:20Right.
26:23Carried a watermelon.
26:25What?
26:27Dirty dancing.
26:29Jennifer Grey's this really awkward moment with Patrick Swayze when I...
26:34Sorry, never mind.
26:35Yeah, obviously I work here.
26:38Look, I'm kind of in a rush. Can I...
26:40Oh my God. Yeah.
26:40Yeah, sorry.
26:42Yeah.
26:44Bye.
26:46Smooth.
26:48I carried a watermelon.
26:49Did anyone ever tell you that eavesdropping is rude?
26:52Did anyone ever tell you that your references are dated?
26:54It's a classic.
26:56I just came over here to see if we could place an order.
26:58Or is it like a self-serve kind of day?
27:01I'll be right with you.
27:04You know, you shouldn't fawn over him.
27:05What?
27:05That guy.
27:06You're too available.
27:07What?
27:07Like the girls throwing themselves at you over there.
27:09That's a different scenario.
27:11I don't do girlfriends.
27:12They know that.
27:13Okay, well, congratulations, Casanova.
27:14But I don't need your help.
27:16Refill?
27:17Yeah, please.
27:20What if I paid you?
27:22I was to take your dating advice.
27:23You could tutor me, nerd.
27:25You could just ask my name.
27:27Usually, girls just tell me.
27:30Come on, I'll pay you anything.
27:31You're the only one who got an A on that paper.
27:33So?
27:35So, I need to play.
27:37Why?
27:37Because you get off on beating people up?
27:39What?
27:41Hockey is the only non-combat sport that doesn't eject its players for fighting.
27:44It celebrates it.
27:46When a team is down and points in actual strategies to pick a fight for morale.
27:52Sorry, I'm sure you're not a bad guy.
27:54I just don't like hockey.
27:57Yeah.
27:59Yeah.
28:16Hey.
28:18Just talk to him.
28:20He'll be alright.
28:24Papa Graham!
28:26De Laurentiis.
28:27Great hit of McManus last week.
28:29Bet that kid felt it in his bones.
28:31Well, you know, gotta keep my boy's back.
28:33I like it. Tucker, you're looking good out there.
28:36You're really finding your rhythm with the line.
28:38Thanks, Mr. Graham.
28:39We'll see you in the stands this afternoon.
28:41Wouldn't miss it.
28:44Mr. Graham.
28:45Logan.
28:47Looking handsome as ever.
28:48Me too, man. Good to see you.
28:52Yeah.
28:57Saw that you made captain.
29:00About time.
29:03I'm a junior.
29:05Better late than never.
29:08Did you drive all the way out here to congratulate me
29:10or make me feel like I fucked up somehow?
29:11Look, I tried calling you earlier, but you don't answer.
29:16I'm not here to fight.
29:17Can we just go inside?
29:19No. No thanks.
29:21Garrett.
29:22Dad.
29:23Fine.
29:26Cindy and I are getting married.
29:31You've been dating for, like, two seconds.
29:33Six months.
29:34That's not any better.
29:35Does she even fucking know you?
29:37Watch it.
29:38I don't have any time for this.
29:39We have a game today.
29:40I know.
29:41Eastwood.
29:42Our biggest rivals.
29:43She wants to meet you.
29:44Your timing is fucking shit.
29:45If you would just see it.
29:46I didn't answer my phone because I don't want to talk to you.
29:49You told me your news.
29:50Congratulations.
29:50I'll see you at the wedding.
29:52Make you a man and make you a honeymoon.
29:53Boy.
29:55Real.
29:55Boy.
29:58Staring at me.
29:59I'm in the lead and I'm breaking my way.
30:00Please welcome your very own Ryder.
30:07Yo!
30:09Ho!
30:10Ho!
30:10Ho!
30:11Ho!
30:11Ho!
30:12Ho!
30:15Ho!
30:21Ho!
30:22Ho!
30:23Ho!
30:31I think he has the potential, honestly, to have a bigger impact than Phil ever had.
30:36All right.
30:36I can't wait to hear what Phil has to say about that.
30:38Ho!
30:39Ho!
30:40Ho!
30:41Ho!
30:42Ho!
30:43Ho!
30:45Ho!
30:46Ho!
30:48Ho!
30:51Ho!
30:51Ho!
30:53Ho!
30:53Ho!
31:04Ho!
31:07Hey, c'mon bro, get your head in it!
31:14His dad certainly taught him everything he knows, right?
31:17Phil Graham's physicality was brutal and he's always on the warpath.
31:21Making daddy proud, Graham?
31:45I am curious to see what kind of player Garrett Graham turns out to be.
31:56He said that? You know, Garrett doesn't do the girlfriend thing.
32:00He also doesn't do the repeat hookup thing. You've been hooking up since summer.
32:03Whatever, good friends. And honestly, he's playing like shit.
32:07Yo, Graham's playing like shit.
32:08I told you they're fucking losers.
32:11Let's hope they keep at it. We'll destroy them.
32:14Hell yeah. Let me get some of that Delaney.
32:16Got you, bro.
32:33Let's go, bro.
32:36Let's go, bro.
32:37Let's go, bro.
32:40Let's go.
33:09I'm out later, Dad.
33:10They're beating us up.
33:13Hey, Garrett!
33:16Hey, the game's not over!
33:42Hey, Garrett!
34:08Hey, Garrett!
34:08I was just so fine when I was five.
34:12Raisin' cane, that's sweet in your eyes.
34:16Times are changin', now the ball get fast.
34:19But the fever's gonna catch you when the bitch dance back.
34:30Eat me down on a Friday night
34:32That's all right
34:33I even like steak on a setting night
34:37I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is bad
34:51Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
34:55I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
34:58It's the way that I do, it's the thing that I do
35:10I'm entertained by picking brains
35:13Sell my soul by dropping names
35:17I don't like those, my God, what's that?
35:20Oh, it's full of nasty habits when the bitch gets bad
35:33I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is bad
35:36Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
35:40I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
35:44Logan, Logan, here we go, here we go
35:47Hits up
35:50Next side
35:56Yes
36:06Welcome back, man
36:07Yeah, I thought we lost you for a minute there
36:12I'm a bitch, I'm a bitch, oh the bitch is black
36:16Stone cold, sober, as a matter of fact
36:19I can binge, I can binge, cause I'm better than you
36:23It's the way that I move
36:25It's the way that I do
36:29Hey, hey, hey
36:54It's not on the one, it's not the mambo, it's a feeling
36:57A heartbeat
37:00Cuckoo
37:02Cuckoo
37:04Cuckoo
37:06Cuckoo
37:07Try some more
37:10Cuckoo
37:12Cuckoo
37:13Cuckoo, close your eyes
37:15What are you doing?
37:17Watching a movie
37:18Cuckoo
37:18I mean, why are you inside?
37:20Because I'm watching a movie?
37:22We talked about this, you promised
37:27Sean, convince Hannah to come out with us
37:29No, Sean, tell Ali I have zero interest
37:31Also, I've had a long day and I'm watching a movie
37:33No, you're watching Dirty Dancing, which means you're burrowing
37:36Hi, babe, good to see you too
37:38Whatever
37:38Hi, I love you
37:40No, convince Hannah to come out
37:41It's block party, Hannah
37:42You know, if you don't give a nap, she'll just keep at it until you do
37:45And if you still don't, she'll text you all night distracting you
37:48Ah, well, the power of do not disturb
37:49It doesn't matter, she's coming
37:55I don't, what just happened?
37:57Justin Cole just happened
37:58Yeah, Dexter's already there and
38:00And so is Justin fucking Cole
38:01And he's there alone, which means Hannah's gonna slide right in
38:04No, no, I have nothing to wear
38:05Okay, well, that's not even remotely true
38:07Come on, I'll pick out your outfit, you just do your makeup
38:11Really try to look hot, Hannah
38:12Do I not normally?
38:15You just look...
38:17Sean, help me
38:17I plead the fifth
38:20Fine, okay
38:20I'll do your makeup too
38:21Just hustle
38:22Before Justin leaves
38:45Oh, ew
38:48Yes, bitch! That is what I'm talking about, honey!
38:51Hi!
38:52Okay, um, don't look now
38:53But Justin is right...
38:55I just said don't look now
39:00Well, now you have to go over there
39:01No, I-I talked to him earlier
39:03He was not good
39:04No, no, no, no, stop thinking this
39:06No, this is why we pre-game
39:08Now, put on your big girl pants and go talk to her
39:10I mean, I can give us more shots if you need them, girl
39:12Look at her courage!
39:13Hey, move your pressure
39:14How was that?
39:14Hannah's friend from high school
39:15I thought we'd be
39:16You're not pressuring Hannah to drink in public
39:18You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:22You're only pressuring Hannah to finally talk to Justin fucking Cole
39:23Right?
39:24Fine, but can we dance, first?
39:27Well, yeah we can
39:28No, I can't
39:42You know, if you pick your head up three inches, there's a party.
39:54The waitress from Malone's, what's her name?
39:58It's Hannah.
39:59What?
40:01Idiot.
40:02Dude, she's waited on us like 17,000 times.
40:05Who, she has?
40:07You seriously haven't noticed her?
40:11No.
40:12All right, we're doing shots.
40:13We're doing shots, boys.
40:15All right, guys.
40:16Come on.
40:16Bro, I'm watching you spill it.
40:17Give me a shot.
40:18Come on, buddy.
40:18Have some faith.
40:19Jeez.
40:19Thank you very much.
40:20Just take your tampon out and relax.
40:22Okay.
40:23Yep.
40:24A little bit of luck going on.
40:25Ooh.
40:26Dang.
40:28Oh.
40:29You drinking tonight, G?
40:32Uh, yeah.
40:33Okay.
40:33So it seems.
40:34Okay.
40:35Here's to me.
40:36Here's to you.
40:37Fuck the rest.
40:38Where by are you?
40:38That's her, baby.
40:39That's her.
40:39Come on.
40:40Get one, Dini.
40:41Get in your shoes, boy.
40:42Get in your shoes.
40:44And I'm thinking something to burn your foot.
40:47They told me to leave.
40:49I don't want to leave.
40:52You're so busy.
40:55I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking.
40:55If you gave me the keys, I was going to think I'm still.
41:01Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:02Oh, oh, oh, oh.
41:04Oh, oh, oh.
41:05Oh, oh, oh.
41:05I don't want to leave.
41:07I'm in love, oh, oh, oh, oh
41:13I don't wanna live by the
41:16Dance the lyrics!
41:19Go! Go!
41:23Fuck yeah!
41:41Um, hello?
41:46All yours, princess.
41:58Hey, what?
42:01It's just the color that...
42:18Okay, you're ready?
42:20No, I'm not.
42:21Don't worry.
42:22We'll be watching.
42:22Perfect.
42:23Okay, give me your coat.
42:25Okay.
42:28You got this.
42:29You got it.
42:36Stop it!
42:50Yeah, one, two, seconded!
42:54Hey, you okay?
42:58Yeah, uh, the, um, uh, the, the, uh, grand, um, stupid shoes.
43:05Okay.
43:07I think we got off on the wrong foot earlier.
43:10I'm a musician, too.
43:12Writer, not performer.
43:14It's sick, yeah.
43:15What kind of stuff do you like?
43:17Uh, classical, mostly.
43:20Yeah, classical.
43:21Yeah, but I, but I'm, I'm trying out other styles, too.
43:24Like, pop, folk, R&B, uh, rock, electronic, uh, but mostly pop, though, and...
43:33Wellesie!
43:33Classical.
43:35Garrett?
43:36Babe, I am always telling you to wear your jacket.
43:38You never do.
43:40Oh, no!
43:42No, no, no, no, no.
43:43What?
43:45Hey.
43:46I'm, uh...
43:47I know you are, man.
43:48Yeah, you were an island at Eastwood today.
43:50Yeah, thanks, man.
43:51No worries.
43:52What, you're a hockey fan?
43:54Uh, yeah, my, uh, my dad played.
43:56You know, nothing like Phil Graham.
43:58But, uh, yeah, we'd watch together.
44:02What?
44:03You, uh, you're Hannah, right?
44:06Yeah.
44:07Hannah Wells.
44:11Right.
44:12Now, it's nice to meet you.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Officially.
44:16Oh?
44:17Oh?
44:18Oh?
44:19I don't know.
44:20See her out.
44:21Sweet.
44:22Yeah.
44:25Who the hell was that?
44:27And how do you suddenly know my name?
44:28Don't worry about it.
44:29And you're welcome.
44:31For?
44:32Now Jacob knows who you are.
44:33Justin.
44:34Whatever.
44:36Look, guys like that only want what someone else has, especially when that someone is a Briar
44:41U athlete.
44:43You really have a healthy opinion of yourself, don't you?
44:45I actually thought that was pretty modest.
44:47I could have said starting center, team captain, highest scorer for two seasons straight.
44:51Oh.
44:52Fuck.
44:54It worked, didn't it?
44:57It worked, didn't it?
44:57It worked, didn't it?
45:08Why do you care?
45:10I haven't been particularly nice to you.
45:14you're a music major right i saw your instagram you uh you sort of disappear when you play
45:27i don't mean that in a bad way i mean uh you love it i can tell
45:34don't you love hockey like that
45:38i don't know it's just something i've always done to impress my dad
45:49and does it nothing impresses him not really
45:57what about your mom
46:00she um
46:04uh she died a while back cancer
46:13oh look
46:17i don't believe in favors or shortcuts
46:21i don't want to pass this class because somebody handed me the grade i want to earn it
46:26and i'm pretty sure you're the only one that can help me do that
46:31so what i help you study for the midterm and you play my fake boyfriend to get justin's attention
46:39something like that
46:42i ain't still have to pay me
46:45obviously
46:56don't forget i'm not your girl graham
47:01this is my dance space this is your dance space i don't go into yours you don't come into mine
47:06you've seen dirty dancing
47:08that's my mom's favorite movie
47:12still a dated reference though
47:16hey this is why this is perfect you're not interested in me and i'm not interested in a
47:21relationship
47:22so this arrangement is mutually beneficial purely transactional
47:29so
47:37deal
47:55for this plan to work we have to sell it
48:00we're going to be fake dating there needs to be real kissing
48:02whoa easy i just met you what are we going to do hold hands you seriously think that's going
48:07to get justin's attention is he looking
48:15he's looking now
48:20this won't make your friendship weird at all
48:22we're going to convince anyone that we're hooking up you can't blush whenever i come near you
48:26get over yourself i don't blush
48:28oh yeah
48:32see nothing
48:33not bad
48:38me and you and the bruins that's the dream right
48:41garrett graham doesn't do girlfriends what's really going on
48:45oh my god justin's here be cool you're with me
48:50he is not just some random guy i want to hook up with he is a talented musician who i
48:54respect
48:56why don't you tell me what you think the song is about
48:57like being in love with someone who doesn't see you
49:02she's not my girlfriend but you clearly want her to be
49:10you're not taking us this seriously watch the player from the pop
49:15what the hell does that mean it means trust me
49:25if i looked all over the world and there's every type of girl
49:32watch your empty eyes seem to pass me by i'm dancing with myself
49:37so let's sink another drink
49:41it'll give me time to fake
49:44if i had the chance i asked the world to dance
49:48i'm dancing with myself
49:50oh oh
49:51dancing with myself
49:53dancing with myself
49:56but there's nothing i'm losing
49:58there's nothing to prove i'm dancing with myself
50:25so let's sink another drink
50:43i'm so i know
50:45if i had the chance i asked the world to dance
50:49if i had the chance i asked the world to dance
50:59Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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