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00:03One of these stars is sitting in the secret square,
00:07and the contestant who picks it first
00:08could win a holiday in Canada in Quebec.
00:11Which star is it?
00:14Rob Reiner.
00:16Joan Rivers.
00:19Marty Allen.
00:22Arthur Godfrey.
00:25William Conrad.
00:27Connie Stevens.
00:30George Gobel.
00:32Charo.
00:35Or Paul Linn.
00:36All in the Hollywood Squares.
00:39And here is a master of the Hollywood Squares,
00:41Peter Marshall.
00:42Thank you, Kenneth.
00:43Good evening.
00:44Welcome to the Hollywood Squares.
00:46Hello, stars.
00:47Hello, Stephen.
00:48Nice to see each and every one of you once again this evening.
00:50And it is the Hollywood Squares,
00:52a half hour of really intelligent questions.
00:54I mean, we offer you questions, ladies and gentlemen.
00:56You will learn everything.
00:57And a young lady that I'm sure will do very well on the show.
01:01Make welcome Miss Molly, Mrs. Molly Thompson.
01:03Hiya, Molly.
01:04Nice to see you.
01:06This young lady is an instructional aide, married mother of two.
01:10And good luck this evening.
01:12I love Texas.
01:13I really do.
01:14I got a feeling this guy's from Texas.
01:16This is Frank Ebeling.
01:17You from Texas, Frank?
01:18Sure I am, buddy.
01:19All right.
01:19Yeah.
01:21You from Dallas?
01:23I'm Big D.
01:24Frank has a teenage...
01:27Beautiful daughter.
01:27I'm sure she is.
01:28And you're a salesman.
01:29Yes, I am.
01:30All right.
01:30We have a commercial, and then we're going to start our first Secret Square game after this.
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03:37Object for the players is to get three stars in a row, either across them or not diagonally.
03:40It is up to them to figure out if the stars give me a correct answer and make you one
03:42up.
03:42That's how they get the squares.
03:43Each completed game is worth $250.
03:45In addition, our first three games, we go for that secret square.
03:49And Circle starts the secret square.
03:50For a holiday in Quebec, we'll fly you from Los Angeles via Air Canada, which flies more
03:55people more often to more places in Canada from the United States than any other airlines.
03:58So fly the airline that knows Canada best, Air Canada.
04:00You'll visit Quebec City, perched on a rock above the St. Lawrence River.
04:03This fun-loving capital is said to be the most beautiful city on the continent.
04:06French in flavor, French in custom, French in savoir-faire.
04:09Furnished by Quebec City.
04:11Plus, Edouard's stunning 18-carat gold yellow chain necklace with lapis and malachite stones.
04:16Yours furnished by jewels by Edouard of Beverly Hills.
04:19Valued at $700.
04:21And take along new Hager Double-Nit Slacks.
04:23Wrinkle-proof, completely washable, unbelievably comfortable.
04:25Give with your every move and conform for perfect fit.
04:27Hager Double-Nit Slacks and a Western Auto gift certificate for a deluxe sight and sound
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04:33Complete with projector and microphone.
04:35Redeemable at one of their 4,800 stores.
04:37Furnished by Western Auto.
04:38You can go, Peter.
04:39Okay, let's go.
04:40Let's show the home audience first the secret square.
04:42If you know the stars are brief, the boys show to help them with their bluffs.
04:44But as always, they're hearing the actual questions.
04:45For the first time, Molly won the toss backstage.
04:47You'll start, dear.
04:48Good luck.
04:49I'll start with Rob Reiner.
04:50Why not?
04:51Hey.
04:51Why not?
04:52You're talking with some friends.
04:54Yes.
04:54And you have to blow your nose.
04:56Uh-oh.
04:56According to the column, Modern Manners, should you excuse yourself first?
05:03Should I excuse myself first?
05:05Mm-hmm.
05:05You know, sometimes they creep up on you.
05:07And, you know, it's out there before you can say anything.
05:10Uh, I say you probably should excuse yourself.
05:14You said, yeah, you should.
05:15I agree.
05:16No, it's not necessary.
05:16No, just blow it all over the living room.
05:18Go ahead and blow, they say.
05:19All right, with an exit break for Frank Ebeling here.
05:21Uh, Paul Lynn, please.
05:23Uh, Paul and the, rather, the state government has placed cameras in a number of trees in California
05:30forests.
05:31Why?
05:34To get the goods on Smokey the Bear and Ranger Bob.
05:43Ranger Bob, eh?
05:45Ranger Bob.
05:47Why have they planted, uh, planted cameras, placed cameras in a number of trees in California
05:51forests?
05:53I would say to monitor for, uh, forest fires.
05:56To monitor forest fires.
05:58Uh, I'll agree.
06:00Uh, forest fires and arsonists.
06:02Hey, good for you.
06:03We couldn't have accepted him.
06:04We could accept arsonists in, to help in capturing arsonists.
06:07Hey, Frank Ebeling, we got a player here.
06:09Okay, well, the next, Molly?
06:11William Conrad.
06:12Our friend, Cannon.
06:14The second son of the prophet Isaiah had the longest one mentioned in the Bible.
06:21The longest what?
06:23I hope so.
06:26Oh, uh, name.
06:29Name.
06:32I would agree.
06:33It was Ma'er Shalal Hashbaz.
06:36Name.
06:37Yes, and I'm sure I mispronounced it.
06:39Okay.
06:40Frank?
06:41Oh, George, go with things.
06:43George, true or false?
06:44A California man recently reported to the police that someone had stolen his house.
06:52Yeah, and the police are now looking for a four-bedroom house with a fireplace and wet
06:58bar, formerly near a school, must be seen to be appreciated.
07:05Yeah, that's, that's right.
07:08And, and the neighbors saw him do it, but they were taking it apart methodically, but
07:11they didn't know that he had given, not given permission.
07:14I'll agree.
07:15That is true, right.
07:16You've got the X in.
07:17Molly, it's your turn.
07:18Marty Allen.
07:20Marty, does the medical profession have a word for the fear, for the fear of the smell
07:26of goats?
07:27Yeah, I believe it's pronounced Cairo.
07:32Yes.
07:33He said yes.
07:35I disagree.
07:37It's called Hercaphobia.
07:38Herca, it's H-I-R-C-O-P-H-O-B-I, Hercaphobia.
07:43I can't put her next there.
07:44Frank, let me explain that there's several ways to, you know, win here.
07:48And Marty is not the secret square.
07:50Charo, please.
07:51Could be the secret square.
07:52No, but it's for $250.
07:54Charo.
07:54According to wise Ben Franklin, do women get smarter or dumber with age?
08:01Women.
08:02Do you think I was born yesterday?
08:04No, not the way you're built.
08:11They get clever and clever and clever.
08:14That's why we became so powerful.
08:16Every year it's getting for the body and for the brain.
08:20She said smarter.
08:21I agree.
08:21Smarter.
08:22You've got yourself $250.
08:28Those are secret square.
08:30Beautiful Connie Stevens.
08:31Nobody chose Connie, so we'll have another secret square game right now.
08:35And next we'll start the second secret square for a Broyhill bedroom.
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09:04They make your home smell as nice as it looks.
09:05And a color TV from the famous Spiegel catalog.
09:08With more than 500 pages, new twice a year with over 50,000 quality items, providing value, selection, and economy.
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09:25Your turn, Peter.
09:26All righty, let's show the home out here to Secret Square.
09:29I believe, uh, I believe Molly gets to, uh, no, let me see.
09:32No, it's X's turn.
09:33Frank, you'll start this game.
09:34Molly, start it first.
09:35Rob Reiner, please.
09:36All righty.
09:36That's the Secret Square.
09:38Here we go.
09:38Secret Square, ladies and gentlemen.
09:41All right, Frank.
09:42Here we go.
09:42It's worth about $2,600.
09:44Rob, special envelope.
09:45Audience, please, don't shout out any answers.
09:48All right.
09:49One of the most famous works of poetry, poetry in the 20th century, is called The Wasteland.
09:55The Wasteland.
09:56Who wrote it?
09:57The Wasteland.
09:58Dylan Thomas, T.S. Eliot, or E.E. Cummings?
10:03That's T.S. Eliot.
10:04T.S. Eliot.
10:07I'm going to disagree.
10:08Yep.
10:09It's T.S. Eliot.
10:10I happen to be a very bright human being.
10:12It comes to literature.
10:14We'll have another Secret Square next game.
10:15Doggone it.
10:16I want one of you guys to win one of these Secret Squares.
10:18Hey, a break for Molly.
10:19It's how the last game started with a break for Frank.
10:21Molly?
10:22Joan Rivers.
10:24Joan, according to university studies, do fat women really, really have a harder time making
10:30friends than thin women?
10:32Oh, I am so...
10:33I hope not, because my idol as a child was Kate Smith.
10:36I mean, you know, I worship this...
10:38I had an 8x30 picture of her in my locker.
10:41I don't know.
10:41You know.
10:43And I hope not.
10:45But I understand that fat people do have a harder time because they're embarrassed,
10:50and they shouldn't be because fat is fun, girls.
10:53Molly?
10:53She said, yes, they do.
10:55I agree.
10:55They sometimes have difficulty accepting their self-image and accepting it in other people.
10:59It is true.
11:00That's a shame.
11:01They shouldn't feel that way.
11:02With a circle, Frank, your turn.
11:03Marty, listen carefully, my friend.
11:05Female.
11:06Female soldiers in the Israeli army can no longer do something that they had become famous for
11:11over the last few years.
11:13What can't they do anymore, female soldiers in Israel?
11:16Torture by nagging.
11:23Well, the problem was with the uniform, and they had all the Israeli soldiers running around
11:29yelling in their native tongue, a gesundheit, I'm putting...
11:33Yeah, it was miniskirts.
11:34Miniskirts.
11:36I disagree with that.
11:37From now on, their uniforms must reach below the knees.
11:40They are not allowed to wear miniskirts any longer.
11:44Can't put a circle there.
11:45Molly, you'll have that opportunity after we have a commercial word or two.
11:49Yes.
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12:49is the original version of the game show Russian Roulette.
12:52Spin the bell.
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13:05Pick a star, Molly.
13:06Marty Allen.
13:07That's what I figured.
13:08For $250 and a tie game,
13:10according to Elizabeth Post,
13:12is there anything wrong with a bride
13:14carrying an artificial, artificial bouquet?
13:18If she's marrying a man with an artificial leg.
13:23Artificial.
13:26Is there?
13:28Is there anything wrong?
13:29It's a tacky for a bride to carry an artificial bouquet.
13:35I don't think so, no.
13:36He said no.
13:37I agree.
13:38Oh, yes.
13:39There is something wrong with it,
13:40says Elizabeth Post.
13:41Artificial flowers have no place in a wedding.
13:44You're back in it with an X.
13:45Okay, Frank.
13:47Paul in, please.
13:48Paul.
13:49Richard Burton wants one very, very much.
13:51Richard Burton wants one very much.
13:53But Liz is reported to be afraid to give him one.
13:56One what?
13:59The, um, the search breath test.
14:11Richard wants one,
14:12but Liz is reported to be afraid to give him one.
14:14One what?
14:15Boy.
14:18The natural thing would be a child.
14:20Uh.
14:24But she loves children, and so does...
14:26I don't know what they're...
14:27I, uh, I think that's it, though.
14:30A child.
14:30I'm gonna agree.
14:31Uh, she's in her mid-forties,
14:32and, uh, they, uh, he wants a baby,
14:34but she says, I, no, I don't think...
14:36Well, I, mid-forties is not a good idea.
14:38We have an X.
14:39That's right.
14:39Molly, your turn.
14:40George Galbo.
14:41George, this past Christmas,
14:43the hottest-selling toy was a scale model
14:46of something famous on television.
14:48A scale model of what?
14:50Uh, it was a, a Frank Cannon doll.
14:56It weighed 120 pounds.
15:04Thanks, George.
15:06That's all right.
15:07I think he's in my dressing room tonight, too.
15:10Yeah.
15:10I'll be like...
15:11Uh, let's see.
15:12The hottest-selling toy was a scale model
15:14of something famous on TV.
15:15Uh, something famous on...
15:18I don't have a bluff for that.
15:19All right, I'll offer a question to Molly.
15:20Would you like the question?
15:21Uh, the bionic man.
15:23Uh, do you want the question?
15:24Yes.
15:25That's it, the $6 million man.
15:26Good for you, Molly Thompson.
15:27She's the mother of two.
15:28She knows.
15:29Put a circle there, Frank.
15:30Charles.
15:32Charles.
15:32Yes.
15:32True or false, there's no word in Swedish
15:36for belly button.
15:40You want to see my belly button?
15:43Yes, I'd like to, actually.
15:44Uh, but that's not the question.
15:46Uh, true or false, there's no word in Swedish
15:48for belly button.
15:49Oh, in Swedish for belly...
15:51Of course there is.
15:53She said, of course there's a word.
15:54Coochie-coochie.
15:55I agree.
15:55Of course there's a word.
15:56I don't know the word, but there is.
15:58You have the block.
16:00Molly, it's your turn.
16:01Thank you, sir.
16:01Arthur Godfrey.
16:03Arthur, in what famous movie are you told
16:05whistle while you work?
16:09Uh, the glass bottom boat.
16:15Snow White and the Seven Dwarf.
16:17Snow White.
16:18I agree.
16:19Of course.
16:19That's it.
16:20You've got the block.
16:20Frank, your turn.
16:22All right.
16:27No way to get three in a row,
16:28but you would win the game of five to four.
16:30That's the way this happens once in a while.
16:31Connie Stevens.
16:32All right.
16:33Connie, my love,
16:33in terms of your body temperature.
16:36Yeah.
16:36Are you likely to be at your hottest
16:38in the morning, the afternoon,
16:40or the evening?
16:43Yeah.
16:44I hate to brag, Peter.
16:48Morning, noon, and night.
16:51No, no, no.
16:54Actually, morning.
16:55Morning.
16:56I disagree.
16:57In the evening at about 6.30.
17:00Well, I'm in the morning.
17:02Now, your cold is at about 4.30 a.m.,
17:04and you have the X.
17:05Let me explain something.
17:06The cubicle open is William Conrad.
17:09If you're correct,
17:09you will have $250.
17:11Incorrect, X will get the square.
17:13William, up to you.
17:14We all know about the troubles of New York City,
17:16but is Beverly Hills, California,
17:19managing to make ends meet?
17:23Mm-hmm.
17:28I would say no.
17:30He says no.
17:32I would agree.
17:34Listen, gang.
17:35Not only does it,
17:36you can't even park over there.
17:38It's facing a $2.2 million deficit
17:40and might have to cut back services.
17:43It is no.
17:44I'm glad I'm an Encino.
17:45Circle gets the square,
17:47and we have a tie game.
17:53All righty.
17:54No, I'm kidding.
17:54I love Beverly Hills.
17:56I don't want any...
17:56We have a piece of a restaurant in Beverly Hills.
17:58I have a lot of friends who live in Beverly Hills,
18:00and we have a commercial,
18:01and then we'll come back
18:02and play another secret square game.
18:03Beverly Hills.
18:04This summer,
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20:22Kenny?
20:22And Circle starts
20:23the secret square
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21:00Worth $2,500.
21:02That's it, Peter.
21:03Let's show the whole body
21:04is the secret square.
21:06Molly, you'll start
21:06this game, dear.
21:07Good luck.
21:08Arthur Godfrey.
21:09That's all.
21:11Let's go.
21:15Here we go for $3,800.
21:18And Arthur, listen carefully.
21:19Aha.
21:21Who wrote the Broadway hit
21:22Brigadoon?
21:24Brigadoon.
21:25Was it the team
21:25of Rodgers and Hammerstein,
21:27Rodgers and Hart,
21:28or Lerner and Lowe?
21:30Brigadoon.
21:36Rodgers and Hammerstein.
21:37Rodgers and Hammerstein.
21:39I will agree.
21:40No.
21:41Ugh.
21:43What a day this has been.
21:44No, I believe it was
21:46their first big hit.
21:47It was Lerner and Lowe.
21:48And incidentally,
21:49that show still holds up.
21:50The music is gorgeous.
21:51I was going to say that
21:52and I should...
21:53Well, listen, Arthur,
21:54while you have a multiple choice,
21:56Molly had the option
21:57to disagree.
21:58We put an X there
21:59for Frank Ebeling.
22:00William Conrad, please.
22:04Let me see.
22:07Buon Arrate.
22:08B-U-O-N-A-R-R-O-T-I.
22:12Buon Arrate was this famous
22:13artist's last name.
22:15What was his famous first name?
22:17Giuseppe.
22:19Giuseppe.
22:21I disagree.
22:23Michelangelo Buonarrate.
22:24Yes, Michelangelo.
22:26We're the next.
22:27Uh, Molly?
22:31Connie Stevens.
22:32Connie, you're not
22:33watching the board, Molly.
22:34I ought to go up there
22:35to Marty Allen on the block.
22:36This may work out.
22:37You have rhinitis.
22:38Poor baby.
22:40I have what?
22:40You have rhinitis.
22:41R-H-I-N-I-T-I-S.
22:43That means that something
22:44of yours is probably red
22:45and sore.
22:46What?
22:48What?
22:50You know, that's...
22:51Your right eye.
22:53Your eye.
22:54I agree.
22:55No, your nose.
22:57Put an X there.
22:58Frank?
23:00And George Gober to win.
23:02For $500, George,
23:03according to etiquette expert
23:04Elizabeth Post,
23:05is it all right sometimes
23:06if a man gets out of an elevator
23:08before a woman does?
23:10Oh, well, I know all about etiquette.
23:12Really?
23:12You know how to dispose
23:13of an olive pit?
23:14No.
23:15You place it in your hand
23:17and then when you shake hands
23:19with a departing guest,
23:20let go.
23:22Oh, my God.
23:27I know all that stuff, Pete.
23:28Do you?
23:28And it is all right.
23:29If it's a crowded elevator,
23:30it's silly to stand right in front
23:32and make her push all the way out
23:33so you step out.
23:34Certainly, I agree.
23:35That's exactly right.
23:36Yes, you have the X
23:37and you've got $500.
23:38Congratulations.
23:41Let's play the board
23:42and head to the car.
23:44Frank, take a start.
23:48Bob Reiner again, please.
23:50Rob, true or false?
23:52The Encyclopedia Britannica states,
23:54it's possible,
23:55it is possible
23:56that the legendary Jack the Ripper
23:58was a stand-up comedian
23:59before his life of crime.
24:02That's right.
24:03Jackie Ripper.
24:09That's ridiculous, Peter.
24:10He said that's ridiculous.
24:12Yeah, this will kill you.
24:13That was his big famous line.
24:14That's Jones.
24:15He said that's false.
24:17False.
24:17I'm going to disagree with him.
24:18No, it is false.
24:20Yeah, put a circle there.
24:21Molly, a break for you.
24:22Joan Rivers.
24:23Joanie,
24:24according to Cosmopolitan magazine,
24:26is it possible
24:27to love more than one man
24:28at the same time?
24:31Yes, but anything more than three
24:32just boggles the mind, Peter.
24:36He said yes.
24:37Yes, it is.
24:38Absolutely.
24:39I agree.
24:40Absolutely.
24:40With a circle.
24:41Frank, your turn.
24:42Marty Allen.
24:43Marty,
24:44Dinah Shore says
24:45that her mother
24:45told her never
24:46to lose something,
24:48especially in public.
24:49And she has tried
24:50to follow that advice.
24:51Never lose what?
24:52Her $48,000 Mercedes.
24:59The car showed up.
25:02Let me explain what that is.
25:04That is our tacky buzzer.
25:05That means the time is up.
25:07If you are correct on this,
25:08you'll have an additional $50.
25:10What did Dinah's mother tell her
25:12never to lose?
25:13Well, Dinah Shore happens
25:14to be one of the most vivacious
25:16and intelligent women
25:17on television
25:18and charming.
25:20But the one thing
25:21that could be possible
25:22would be her temper.
25:24Her temper.
25:28Disagree.
25:29Her temper.
25:30Can't put a circle there.
25:31You'd have had to earn that yourself.
25:33But time is up, Molly.
25:34So now we're going to add up the scores.
25:35You have two circles up there
25:37for $100, $50 a piece
25:38for a total of $350.
25:41Thank you very much.
25:42And we have lovely parting gifts.
25:44And Frank,
25:44no secret squares
25:45won here this evening.
25:47But you have $500 in cash
25:49and the person who wins
25:50the most cash
25:51wins all the marbles.
25:52And I know your daughter's
25:52in the audience this evening,
25:53so congratulations.
25:54You can drive back without it.
25:56It's a Datsun B210
25:57with extras like
25:58power front disc brakes,
25:59tenon glass,
25:59full reclining bucket seats,
26:00nylon carpeting,
26:01all vinyl upholstery,
26:02white sidewall tires
26:03and full wheel covers.
26:04The economical B210
26:05furnished by Datsun.
26:06Thank you, Kenny Williams.
26:07I'd like to thank my stars.
26:08It's been a fun evening.
26:09I hope you've enjoyed yourself.
26:10And congratulate Molly
26:11and congratulate Frank
26:13and say have a good evening.
26:14And we'll see you here
26:15for more fun next time
26:16on the Hollywood Squares.
26:17Thank you much.
26:23The double whammy.
26:25Man, that has to suck.
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26:36Morning, Joe.
26:37New haircut?
26:38No.
26:39New shoes?
26:40No.
26:40Hey, Joe.
26:41You been working out?
26:42Uh, no.
26:43Hey, Joe.
26:44Shave your mustache?
26:44No.
26:45You sure that's not a new haircut?
26:46Yes.
26:46Did you just get back
26:47from vacation?
26:48No.
26:48Did you get a promotion?
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28:40These are your friends.
28:42You need $10,000
28:43to invest in a llama farm?
28:46No problem.
28:48Of course I'll go to the prom with you.
28:50You're a dork
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28:52These are your foes.
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