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00:04Welcome to Black and White Overnight.
00:07Game Show Network's salute to the bygone era of classic game shows.
00:10Featuring some of your favorite stars of stage and screen.
00:15The voice you're about to hear belongs to one of these three young ladies.
00:34What is your name please?
00:37My name is Linda Chanford.
00:40My name is Linda Chanford.
00:43My name is Linda Chanford.
00:46Only one of these young ladies is the real Linda Chanford.
00:49The other two are imposters and will try to fool this panel.
00:52Tom Poston.
00:54Peggy Cass.
00:56Gary Moore.
00:58And Kitty Carlisle.
01:00On to Tell the Truth with your host, Bud Coggins.
01:06Thank you very much.
01:07Thank you and welcome again to Tell the Truth.
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01:24Good evening panel.
01:25Good evening, Bob.
01:26And a very good evening to you, neighbor Gary.
01:29Thank you, Bud.
01:30We are neighbors.
01:30About as close as you can get.
01:32The reason we call each other neighbor, of course, as you probably know,
01:34is that Gary's show, I've got a secret follows right on the heels of our show
01:38on most of the same network.
01:39Yeah, I'm not sure that the network or the world is ready for two shows
01:42with me right in a row, but we'll give it a try.
01:44How does it feel to be ahead of yourself for once?
01:46Well, I figured all tonight I'm going to be behind them,
01:49so to be ahead of myself is getting the jump on.
01:52Well, we appreciate you not only taking time off from your
01:55I've got a secret show, but your own show, the Gary Moore show on Tuesday nights.
01:58Well, I probably think I'm out of my mind because I play this game with you all
02:01when I watch it at home and I never guess anything there.
02:03What makes me think I'm going to guess anything here?
02:05I don't know, but...
02:05Well, let's see how it works out, shall we?
02:07Panel, open your envelopes, if you will, for the first time
02:09and follow along with your affidavit cards as I read from mine.
02:14I, Linda Chanfer, operate in two worlds which are as different as night and day.
02:20Fortunately, one does not interfere with the other.
02:22By day, I am a graduate chiropractor with a private practice.
02:26By night, I work in small clubs around the metropolitan area as a popular singer.
02:32Signed, Linda Chanfer.
02:47All right, panel, you heard these three young ladies all claiming to be one Linda Chanfer,
02:52a singing chiropractor, I guess you could call her.
02:54We start the questioning with Tom Poston. Tom?
02:57Thank you, bud.
02:58Number three, who is Buddy Strauss? Do you know?
03:00I don't know, sir.
03:01You know number two?
03:04Sure.
03:04Sure.
03:05All right, what did he do?
03:07He wrote Bye Bye Birdie.
03:08My golly. Do you happen to know his partner's name?
03:11Lee Adams.
03:13Number one, who is Chita Rivera?
03:15Chita Rivera was the star of West Side Story.
03:18And Bye Bye Birdie.
03:20And Bye Bye Birdie.
03:21She's talented, too.
03:23Number one, what does edema mean?
03:25Edema?
03:27Edema is a bone right next to your coccyx.
03:31Oh, you.
03:32Number three, uh, Peggy.
03:36Uh, number three, uh, what is an adjustment in chiropractory?
03:41What is an adjustment?
03:43Yes.
03:43It's a stimulating action of the nerve center.
03:46I see.
03:46Number two, uh, what is the main part of the body that you work on in chiropractory?
03:51I can't say that word.
03:53I can't say that word.
03:53In chiropractory.
03:55The spinal column.
03:56That's not right, is it?
03:57Number one, what is, uh, the Palmer Method?
04:02The Palmer, uh, Dee Dee Palmer is the, uh, who is the daughter of chiropractic.
04:07I see.
04:07Number three, where is the school where they teach the Palmer Method?
04:10Palmer, Sevenfoot, Iowa.
04:12Uh, number two, uh, do you have to go, how many years do you have to go to chiropractory
04:17school?
04:19Depending on the state.
04:20New York City is four years, and, uh, other states are six.
04:24Well, you've coined a new word there, anyway.
04:28Gary.
04:30All right, I'll start with number one, please.
04:31What is the Brava Nova?
04:33Excuse me, would you say that again, please?
04:35What is the Brava Nova?
04:37Brava Nova, it's in your hand.
04:39It's one of the, uh, bones in your hand.
04:41I see.
04:42Number two, what is the Brava Nova, please?
04:44Well, the Brava Nova has to do with the spinal column.
04:47I see.
04:48Uh, number three, where is the metatarsal?
04:52Metatarsal is in the foot.
04:53Metatarsal is in the foot.
04:54What about the clavicle?
04:55The clavicle is the collarbone.
04:57Uh-huh.
04:58Uh, what, uh, uh, number three again, please.
05:00What is the Pittman Method?
05:02I never heard of this.
05:06You know all these things, you're so smart.
05:10I only know the Hutton Peck Method right now.
05:13I'm kidding.
05:16Well, they were asking about the Palmer Method, you know.
05:19Why not?
05:22Number two, where is the ulna?
05:25The ulnar?
05:26The ulnar is this bone, the radius and the ulnar.
05:30Where is the tibia, number three?
05:32The tibia?
05:33The tibia.
05:33The leg.
05:34Uh, where is the cerebellum, number one?
05:36It is right on top of your head.
05:39Number two, how many bones in the foot?
05:42How many bones?
05:43Oh, approximately 26.
05:46Uh, number three, how many vertebrae do we have?
05:5033.
05:51And what's in between the vertebrae?
05:52That's all the time we have.
05:54There are, I would say...
05:55I think we can hear that record again.
05:58There are ballots in between the vertebrae right now,
06:00so knuckle down to it, if you will, please, panel,
06:02and mark your ballots right now, without further ado,
06:05and, of course, without consultation,
06:07as you vote for number one, number two, or number three.
06:13Our team of challengers will receive the usual $250
06:16for every incorrect vote.
06:19All ballots marked?
06:20Well...
06:21Okay, Tom, have you marked?
06:22I haven't marked yet, but I'm really...
06:25Well, Mark...
06:28Ah, gosh.
06:30There we go.
06:31Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
06:33For whom did you vote, Tom?
06:34I voted for number two, and I didn't want...
06:37I did want to.
06:37I did want to.
06:39I did want to.
06:39I did want to, but I thought that at the end there,
06:41number three was really, uh,
06:43coming along with some of the answers.
06:45I didn't think that number one knew the answers
06:47to a couple of technical questions,
06:49but, gosh, they were all smart.
06:52All right, what about you, Peggy?
06:53I voted for number two,
06:55because she knew about bones I've never heard of.
07:04Gary, I voted for number three,
07:07because when I asked what the Bravo Nova was,
07:10the first two, one lady said it was in the foot,
07:12another said it in the back,
07:13and it's a new Brazilian dance.
07:14Oh, no!
07:16Oh, no!
07:16It's all me!
07:25How terrible!
07:26All right, Kitty.
07:27I voted for number two.
07:30Number one said an edema was a bone in the hand,
07:33and I think it's some kind of a swelling.
07:35And number two said that she,
07:37the ulna, I think,
07:38she indicated the arm,
07:39I don't know whether it's in the lower or the upper,
07:41but anyway,
07:42it's somewhere around here,
07:42around the elbow.
07:44And, obviously,
07:45I didn't know what the Bravo Nova was.
07:48You do now.
07:50All right, there we have it.
07:51Our votes are in,
07:52our minds are all made up,
07:53and we've given some pretty fancy reasons,
07:55I think you'll agree.
07:56So let's find out right now
07:57which one of these ladies
07:58is the real singing chiropractor.
08:02Will the real.
08:03Linda Chanfer.
08:05Please,
08:06stand up.
08:19Thank you very much.
08:24I have a good authority from her
08:26that she'll be happy to work on your Bravo Nova anytime
08:29that you feel a headache coming on.
08:32Thank you very much.
08:33Number one,
08:33would you tell us your real name
08:34and what you really do?
08:35My real name is Yvonne Hammond,
08:37and I'm right now
08:38an unemployed copywriter for a magazine.
08:44And so we come to number two,
08:45who got most of the votes.
08:47What is your real name,
08:47and what do you do?
08:48My name is Dee Dee Thomas,
08:51and I'm a school teacher
08:52at Robert Wagner Junior High School in Manhattan.
08:59Oh,
09:00you're gonna be popular in your class,
09:01I'll tell you.
09:02Well,
09:03in checking the score,
09:03we find there were one,
09:04two,
09:04three fat incorrect votes there.
09:07At $250 each, ladies,
09:08that's not bad for the evening.
09:09I think you'll agree.
09:10That's $750 for the three of you to divide,
09:14and we thank you very much for being with us.
09:16Goodbye, and God bless you.
09:23Stay tuned.
09:24There's more Black and White Overnight
09:26coming right up.
09:27Hi, folks.
09:28I'm Todd Newton from Whammy,
09:29here to tell you folks at home
09:30that there will be no April Fool's Day fun
09:32this year on Game Show Network,
09:34no deceptions,
09:35no tricks,
09:35no pranks, nothing.
09:37Let me reiterate,
09:38no April Fool's Day on Game Show Network,
09:40or my name isn't Chuck Woolery.
09:42Did you say something?
09:43Yeah, just to forestall an awful lot of mail,
09:45that is the bossa nova,
09:47not the brava nova.
09:48Oh, the bossa nova.
09:50That's in the back of the neck.
09:51Why, sure.
09:52That's the boss of your skull.
09:54All right,
09:54and now let's see
09:55what our next team of challengers
09:57has in store for us.
10:06You are looking at the works
10:08of an eminent sculptor.
10:11This figure, executed in bronze,
10:13is of a boxer getting up after a knockdown.
10:17And this is a head of Robert Frost,
10:20famous American poet,
10:22one of a recently commissioned series
10:24of American literary figures.
10:27Next, the running figure of Jesse Owens,
10:30the famous American Olympic champion.
10:32These three pieces of sculpture
10:34were all created by one of these three men.
10:41What is your name, please?
10:43My name is Joseph Brown.
10:47My name is Joseph Brown.
10:50My name is Joseph Brown.
10:53Panel, will you follow along with your copies
10:55of this next affidavit as I read?
10:56I, Joseph Brown, am a former professional boxer.
11:01I retired undefeated from the ring
11:03after a relatively short career
11:05and am now a college boxing coach.
11:09Coaching is actually a minor duty.
11:11I am resident sculptor and full professor
11:14at Princeton University.
11:16Signed, Joseph Brown.
11:22Panel, these three gentlemen all claim to be Joseph Brown.
11:25You heard them say it.
11:26They also claim to be a sculptor, professor, and boxing coach.
11:29And we start this cross-examination with Gary Moore.
11:31Gary?
11:32Well, Bud, unhappily I must disqualify myself.
11:35I am being very careful not to look at any of the three contestants
11:38because I know the gentleman.
11:40I have met him twice before in my life
11:42on my old daytime radio show many years ago.
11:44Good, which one is it?
11:48Can't you even look up?
11:49That will count then as an incorrect vote
11:51when we start totalling up the score.
11:52You who sent your mistake, you can dance holes with a bossa nova.
11:55I can look at you, but I can look over there.
11:56Okay, Kitty, we'll start with you then.
11:58Number one, who is Malvina Hoffman?
12:00Malvina Hoffman is a great American sculptor
12:02who did sculptures of people all over the world.
12:09Number two, who is George Moore?
12:11George Moore is a famous English sculptor.
12:14Number three, who is Milton Lyon?
12:16Milton Lyon is also a famous English sculptor.
12:20Number one, do you know who Milton Lyon is?
12:23No, I don't.
12:24Number two, what do you teach?
12:26I don't think it says here at Princeton.
12:28Well, I coach the boxing team and also teach sculptor.
12:32Oh, you teach sculptor.
12:33What is an armature number three?
12:35I'm sorry, we haven't got time to find out right now.
12:37It's Tom Stern.
12:38Tom?
12:39Number two, would you demonstrate how a boxer would hook off a jab?
12:46I don't think we can take time to do that.
12:48Oh, all right.
12:48It doesn't take that long.
12:49Moving into the realm of performing and we don't have time.
12:52Number three, which way do hand wraps wrap?
12:57Hand wraps wrap in a clockwise fashion.
13:01Number one, what is the chief purpose of hand wraps?
13:05Take the hands.
13:06I can understand that.
13:10Well, all right.
13:13Number one, what supports a sculptor, a sculpture, the actual work?
13:17An armature.
13:19Number two, what is the purpose of a small bag?
13:21Number two, whom did Jack Sharkey win the title from?
13:24Uh, Braddock.
13:26Uh, number three, uh, who painted the picture Stag at Sharky's?
13:31Stag at Sharky's?
13:33I don't know.
13:34Number one, do you know?
13:35George Bellows.
13:36Uh, number two, who's John Chamberlain?
13:40I do not know.
13:41Number three, who's Fritzy Zivik?
13:42Fritzy Zivik was a famous welterweight from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
13:46Uh, number one, how many fights between, championship fights between Zale and Graziano?
13:51Oh, I think it was three or four.
13:54Uh, number two, who's Abe Attell?
13:57I didn't catch the name.
13:58Abe Attell.
14:00Abe Attell.
14:01Attell.
14:01I do not know.
14:03Uh...
14:03All right, there we come again to the time of truth
14:06as we mark down our reasonings and our risinings on the ballot.
14:11So, please mark them right now, if you will, please,
14:13without consultation, as you vote for number one, number two, or number three.
14:21Are we all set, everybody?
14:22No, no, no.
14:23No, not yet?
14:25Okay, now, I guess.
14:27Tom, for whom did you vote?
14:29I voted for number one.
14:30Yeah.
14:32Yeah.
14:34Ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:36Peggy.
14:37Well, I voted for number one because, uh, uh, uh, he didn't know who painted Stag at Sharky's,
14:43and, uh, and some of the others didn't know, uh, the answers to some of the other questions that I
14:49knew.
14:49Huh?
14:49Gary's goes as an incorrect vote.
14:51Yeah, so I just wrote down, hi, Joe.
14:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:55All right, and Kitty.
14:56I voted for number one.
14:58Number one and number two gave me very good answers.
15:01Uh, number three did not, quite.
15:03So, I voted for number one.
15:05Okay, let's see what happens now, as we learn which one of these gentlemen is the real one,
15:09who claims to be both Joseph Brown, sculptor, professor, and boxing coach.
15:15So, will the real Joseph Brown please stand up?
15:23Oh.
15:26You were smart, Miss Donna.
15:28You were smart.
15:31You were smart.
15:32Pretty a smooth paddle, I'm afraid.
15:35Uh, let's find out about the others now.
15:37Number two, may we have your real name and what you really do, please.
15:39My name is Dan Minnick, and I'm the advertising manager of Flying Magazine.
15:46And number three, may we have your real name and what you do.
15:49My name is Ed McCarrick.
15:50I'm a professional baseball scout for the Pittsburgh Pirates.
15:57Well, gentlemen, in checking the score, we find, of course, that there were three corrects,
16:01and the one incorrect, luckily from Gary, that added a little something to the till anyway.
16:05That's $250 for you from Woolite, as well as a gift package of the fine products from the makers of
16:11Woolite.
16:12And we thank you very much for being with us.
16:13Hope you had fun.
16:14Good night, and God bless you.
16:21Stay tuned.
16:22There's more Black and White Overnight coming right up.
16:25So, panel, let's meet our next team of challengers.
16:34What is your name, please?
16:37My name is Suzanne Dadol.
16:40My name is Suzanne Dadol.
16:45My name is Suzanne Dadol.
16:48Again, panel, will you follow along with your copies of this affidavit?
16:53I, Suzanne Dadol, was in finishing school in Algeria when the Nazis overran my native France.
17:00I joined the De Gaulle forces and served as an officer in the Free French Navy.
17:05In Paris, Jacques Phat introduced me to the world of fashion,
17:09and I became a model for Dior, Schiaparelli, Givenchy,
17:14and eventually I became manager of the salons of both Chanel and Cardin.
17:18I am now fashion columnist for 12 of the country's leading newspapers.
17:24My column is called Suzanne Dadol in Paris.
17:27Signed, Suzanne Dadol.
17:42And you heard, as did I.
17:44These three charming and elegant ladies all claiming to be Suzanne Dadol, fashion columnist.
17:50We'll start with Peggy Cass. Peggy?
17:53Um, uh, number two.
17:55Uh, Princess Radziwill just recently was not admitted to one of the showings in Paris.
18:00Whose showing was she not allowed in?
18:02Hubert de Givenchy.
18:04Um, uh, number three, please.
18:09Who makes Audrey Hepburn's clothes?
18:11Uh, Audrey?
18:12Uh, well, she goes to a number of people, but she usually likes Givenchy.
18:15I see.
18:16And, uh, this year, Simonetta and Fabiani did something that they've never done before.
18:21Number one, what was it that they did?
18:24They opened in Paris.
18:25Uh-huh.
18:26Number two, who is the publisher of Elle?
18:29Uh, Madame Gaudin-Saharieff.
18:35I need a translator.
18:38Madame Gaudin-Saharieff.
18:41Gary.
18:42All right, let's start, uh, with, uh, number one.
18:45How do you spell de Gaulle?
18:48Z-E, then G-A-U-L-L-E.
18:51That's what I thought. It isn't spelled right in here.
18:53No, it's wrong, I think.
18:55That's in the affidavit. You're quite right. It is wrong in there.
18:57You need to buy it in three parts.
19:00Uh, right, uh, number one, uh, again, please.
19:03What is a gusset?
19:05A what?
19:06A gusset?
19:07A gusset.
19:08I don't know.
19:10It's all right, because I don't know.
19:11A gazette!
19:12Oh!
19:12Oh, a gazette!
19:17Yes, what is, what is it, what, what is what?
19:19A gazette is a sort of a gossip.
19:21A gossip?
19:22A gossip, I mean, a newspaper gossip.
19:24A newspaper gossip, all right.
19:25Okay.
19:27Number three, where was Camus born?
19:31Oh, Alger.
19:32Uh, number one, who is Joe Schoenfeld?
19:35Joe who?
19:35Schoenfeld.
19:36Don't know.
19:37Uh, number two, where does de Gaulle live?
19:39In Colombe des Deux Eglises.
19:42Uh, thank you.
19:47Colombe des Deux Eglises.
19:49Merci, Mara.
19:50Merci.
19:50Uh, tell me, well, who is the editor of the New York Times, number three?
19:54Ooh, uh, Schlumberger.
19:57I must say, I adore the column.
19:59I must tell these ladies.
20:00I read it with great pleasure, whichever one you are.
20:02It's a marvelous column.
20:03That used up the rest of your time, too.
20:05Tom.
20:06Number two, do you know where the, uh, Balmain salon is in Paris?
20:10Uh, uh, I know it's so bell that it's, uh, premier, but I just can't think of it.
20:19You know number three?
20:20Well, maybe we can get help from the other lady.
20:23Pardon?
20:25Uh, number one, can you tell me, uh, what is faggotting?
20:31Faggotting?
20:32Faggotting.
20:33Faggotting is when you are not well dressed, sort of, uh, no?
20:41I don't know.
20:42I thought it was...
20:52Yes, well, in, in...
20:53Well, we have to...
20:55I really think somebody should explain what it is.
20:57Well, I think...
20:58I don't know.
20:59Let everybody wonder.
21:00It's maybe a little bit more fun that way.
21:02All of the, all of the ladies in the audience...
21:04Well, enough of faggotting for the moment, and let's get to the, to the business, if you
21:08will, please, of, uh, marking your balance.
21:11So, uh, do so immediately, uh, and do it, of course, without consultation, as you vote
21:18for number one, number two, or number three.
21:23It's like smocking.
21:25That's what it is.
21:26Is it?
21:27Faggotting is like smocking.
21:28All right.
21:28It has little holes in it.
21:30Have you marked your ballot?
21:31Yes, sir.
21:32All right.
21:33Tom, for whom did you vote?
21:35I voted for numero...
21:39There.
21:41That's five pronunciations for the same number.
21:44I voted for number two.
21:46Peggy.
21:46I voted for number one because her dress is so terrific.
21:49Yes.
21:50And, because, uh, and how would she know about guts and spaggotting and all that stuff?
21:55That's American, that's English.
21:56And, besides, she's so chic.
21:59That's what I voted for.
22:00And, besides, she looks so pleased when Kitty praised the column.
22:05All right.
22:06Gary.
22:07I voted for number two because I'm afraid if I don't, Peggy, you'll hit me for bringing
22:11up gusseting.
22:13Kitty.
22:14I voted for number three because I think she's the only one that pronounced her name correctly.
22:18She knew about Camus.
22:20Uh, number two said Madame Lazareff's name wrong, I think.
22:23And, number two also looks terribly chic, and she said Pierre Premier de Serbie, and
22:27I think that's where Balmain is.
22:28She said what?
22:30Avenue Pierre Premier de Serbie.
22:31Non, c'est pas...
22:32Pierre Premier!
22:32Enough!
22:33Hold it!
22:34Oh!
22:34Hold it!
22:35Well, I always go wrong with everything.
22:36Hold it!
22:37I'd be lost in a gusseting hunt here.
22:40We're not here.
22:41All right.
22:42We've got our rhymes and our reasons now.
22:44Let's get to the business of finding out who's who and what's what here.
22:47as to which one of these ladies is the fashion columnist extraordinary.
22:51Will the real Suzanne Dadol please stand up?
22:57There.
23:06Well, I'm glad you had as much fun as you seemed to.
23:09Number two, would you tell us your real name and what you really do, please?
23:13My name is Leah Haby.
23:15I'm an interpreter of languages and born in Vienna.
23:23Well, you did mighty well, believe me, on this tonight.
23:25Number three, may we have your real name and what you do?
23:27Yes.
23:28I'm Michelle Trudell and I'm an instructor at Rutgers University, Douglas College.
23:37What do you instruct?
23:39What I instruct?
23:41French literature.
23:42French literature.
23:43My oh my.
23:44And Camus.
23:44Ah, you see, that fooled me.
23:46Well, you all had quite a ball tonight, didn't you, with your language tour de force.
23:51Wow.
23:52I'm telling you.
23:53Well, it was fun.
23:54And in checking up the score, of course, we know right away just what happened.
23:57There was one correct and three incorrect and three incorrect at $250 each.
24:02Anyone can add that up to total $750, ladies, for you to divide among you.
24:06And I hope it brings you great happiness.
24:07You brought plenty to us, and we thank you for that.
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24:21Good night, and God bless you.
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24:29There's more Black and White Overnight, coming right up.
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24:40It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
24:43You know, I hate to do this, but by my watch, you have exactly two minutes and about 40 seconds
24:48to make your show.
24:49I've got a secret guy.
24:50I think you better...
24:51May I leave the room early, please, teacher?
24:52You sure may, and thank you for being with us.
24:54Okay, thank you.
24:55Come back again.
24:56Wonderful to see all you folks.
24:57Take care.
24:58It was our pleasure.
25:08Now, don't you all forget to stay tuned and see if he makes it.
25:11Ha!
25:12That's all we have time for, so good night to you, panel.
25:15Good night, Bob.
25:16Good night, Bob.
25:16Always a joy to be with you.
25:17And don't forget to join us again same time next week, and I'll be with you tomorrow
25:20afternoon on our daytime show.
25:21And until then, this is Bud Cowley saying good night for Woolite and reminding you to
25:25tell the truth.
25:26Good night, everybody.
25:31To Tell the Truth is a Mark Goodson, Bill Toddman production.
25:38This is Walter Crimekeye.
25:40CBS News correspondent Eric Severide,
25:42David Sholmgren, Douglas Edwards,
25:44Charles Collingwood, and many others
25:46will be joining me to give the clearest,
25:48most accurate coverage of the results on election night.
25:51Be with us at CBS News Election Headquarters.
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26:02Johnny Olson saying goodnight from To Tell the Truth
26:04this program was pre-recorded.
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