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00:07three of these boxes will break the six thousand five hundred dollar bank is this one of them or
00:13is it this one or this one we'll find out in a moment in this game of hide and seek
00:18as these nine celebrities Lonnie Schor
00:22Jerry Lewis
00:25Ella Reese
00:27Dick Gordier
00:30Jan Murray
00:32Dodie Goodman
00:35Lynn Scully
00:37Ron Palillo
00:39and Marjo Gordner
00:42all join us in playing
00:44Brace the Bank
01:03now we've met our nine talented and zanies up here and now we're all set to play break the bank
01:09the only one thing missing we need two players Johnny Jacobs would you do the honors please
01:13I'd be happy to Tom
01:15our current champion is a college placement interviewer whose hobby is bowling
01:20Lavera Williams
01:24and her challenger
01:26manages a newspaper in san luis obispo his interests are fisheries
01:31and his name is russell fish
01:39are you putting us on
01:41no
01:41your name is russell russell fish and your interest is fisheries
01:45that's right
01:45that's right
01:46supposing his name was russell nun
01:48jan
01:50wonder what his interest would be
01:52all right
01:52Lavera Williams
01:53how are you doing
01:54hey hey hold it
01:55I'll think up a joke for you
01:56no no that's right
01:57give me a chance
01:58in an hour I'll have a good joke
01:59I've got something even funnier
02:01here's a quick explanation to break the bank
02:03here
02:03here ladies and gentlemen
02:05is what a typical board might look like
02:06all the same denominations of money are clustered together
02:09the three one hundred dollar boxes touching each other along one of the sides
02:12and so do the three two hundred dollar boxes
02:14and the three three hundred dollar boxes
02:16each touch each other along one of the sides
02:17now the five money bags are scattered all over
02:20and the wild box that can be anywhere
02:21it can be used for any value
02:23get three of the same and you win
02:24get three money bags and you break the bank
02:26which today is at six thousand five hundred dollars
02:30and that's a good place
02:31all right we have returned our boxes to their
02:41original positions and of course change them around
02:43and uh lavera when you won your last game
02:46we told you you also won a very nice prize
02:48we didn't get a chance to tell you what that was
02:50but we have that chance now
02:51what is it johnny
02:53well it's the casita folding screen house
02:56tom moves your living room outdoors
02:58where it's cool and bug free
02:59can't rust
03:00sets up in only 20 minutes
03:02casita from general aluminum products
03:04and cooking outdoors will be a breeze
03:07with your new barbecue
03:08enjoy outdoor barbecues
03:10with a duquesne vertigrate gas grill
03:12simple rotissing and grilling is possible
03:14with juices
03:15save for basting and gravy
03:18well now
03:19i tell you
03:20and that gives you a grand total
03:22of three thousand four hundred and forty dollars
03:24now for every question used
03:26i want you russell and you lavera to remember
03:28that you're going to get two answers
03:29one of our celebrities will give you a right answer
03:31and the other one will give you a wrong answer
03:33in other words a mislead
03:34it's up to you to pick the right one
03:36and the first player to get three of the same money boxes wins
03:38and when we left yesterday
03:40well since we have a new challenger
03:41that means russell fish is going to start us off
03:43okay
03:43take a box
03:44okay thank you
03:44i'd like to start off with lucky 13
03:46all right
03:47can we see box number 13
03:48see what mr fish found there
03:50it's a three hundred dollar box
03:52that's what he found
03:52and that is connected to jan murray
03:54and to doty goodman
03:55and jan here is your question
03:57you go out with a girl who is garrulous
03:59now what does she probably do all evening
04:03garrulous
04:03yeah
04:04feeds her gorilla
04:06what kind of question did you start off today
04:10you asked me about the funny name of this man
04:12and then garrulous
04:14but garrulous
04:15because being a student of english
04:17garrulous means she talks a lot
04:18she doesn't shut her mouth
04:20doty goodman
04:21well uh
04:23excuse me
04:28but it not only means that she's a bore
04:31but she's a show off
04:33a show off
04:35yes a show off
04:36yeah all right russell what do you think
04:37i think i'm gonna go with doty
04:39show off
04:39she's a show off
04:40no
04:40she talks talk talk talk talk
04:43so that box returns to neutral position
04:45and lavera williams has the next box
04:47give me number three please
04:49number three
04:49can we see box number three please
04:51and well there's a three hundred dollar box
04:54interesting
04:55and that belongs to jan murray and to sherry lois
04:57and jan here's your question
04:58according to a sailor's superstition
05:01what does a cat on board
05:03on board ship
05:04mean to the man
05:05they have someone to dance with
05:10you have a feeling this isn't one of my great days
05:16no when there's a cat on board
05:18a ship it means it's good luck
05:20it's a sign of good luck
05:21in the nautical terms
05:22sherry lois
05:24no it actually if there's a cat on board
05:27it's known as a captastrophe
05:28because there's going to be stormy weather
05:31lavera good luck or stormy weather
05:33good luck
05:34that's it good luck
05:35you have a three hundred dollar box
05:36take another box
05:41number eight
05:42number eight she wants
05:43can we see box number eight
05:45and that is of course a three hundred dollar box
05:48she knows they touch on at least one side
05:50and that is connected to jan murray and dick gautier
05:53jan
05:53exactly
05:54what
05:55is yeast
05:56the opposite of u-west
06:05pretty good coming off the top of my nose like that
06:09yeast is an herb
06:11dick gautier
06:12what is yeast
06:13charming but naive
06:14charming but naive jan
06:15it's um actually i know it's not very very very uh uh savory to look at in this way
06:21but yeast is really a fungus
06:23like you
06:25lavera
06:25it's a fungus
06:26i'll go with dick
06:27in other words you're saying fungus
06:29it's a fungus
06:29that's right it is a fungus
06:30yes
06:31always give you the answer
06:33if you don't think that i know what you're talking about
06:34all right now
06:35lavera
06:36you have two three hundred dollar boxes
06:38which box you'll like to try next
06:40i want number 13
06:42yes she does
06:43box number 13
06:44which was previously revealed and we know now that if you get this third three hundred
06:49dollar box you will win the game and nine hundred dollars and that box is connected to jan
06:55murray and dodie goodman all right jan this work of art was originally bought for today's
06:59equivalent of about one thousand five hundred dollars when exhibited in the united states
07:03in 1961 the insurance appraisers valued it at 100 million dollars name it well tom i've traveled all over the
07:14world and
07:14that is the finest you're talking about the finest piece of artwork i've ever seen the greatest piece of
07:20statuary ever developed by human being michelangelo's david from florence italy and was brought here to the united states
07:28dodie goodman
07:31the mona lisa
07:33vera this is for the game and for nine hundred dollars the statue of david or the mona lisa
07:38the statue of david
07:39no ma'am
07:40the mona lisa
07:41and so the game is still alive that box returns to its neutral position unless russell wants it whatever you
07:45want
07:45oh you bet i want i want number 13
07:47all right number 13 he's going to attempt to block now
07:50well and uh here is the question once again for jan and for doty jan what speed does the earth
07:55rotate
07:55about its axis approximately how many miles per hour this is between doty and me yes sir it is
08:01ever have a question where no one is right no look okay one of us will be right it's 2400
08:08miles an hour
08:09doty uh i say it's um 105 miles an hour this is for the successful block one is right and
08:18one is a
08:19miss lee is it 2400 miles an hour or 105 miles i think jan is right with 2400 no sir
08:25105 miles per
08:27hour and well looky here lavera what do you think lucky number 13 13 she needs this one for the
08:36game
08:36and for 900 it's for jan and doty jan how many species of birds are there on earth very hard
08:44to
08:44believe but there are over 20 000 species of birds on earth doty goodman
08:49um under 5000 under five five five all right lavera one is right the other is a mislead is a
08:5820 000
08:59or under 5 000 20 000 yes ma'am you've won the game nine hundred dollars
09:06total bomb
09:14and that wins another game for lavera williams we have to say goodbye to uh russell fish but we enjoyed
09:19having you on the show did you have fun
09:20Yes, I did.
09:21Thank you, Tom.
09:21Happy to hear that.
09:21We have a very nice gift for you back soon.
09:24Well, first of all, let's find out where on the board was that wild card.
09:28Where was the wild card for this?
09:29Oh, right next door there in box number nine.
09:32And now, LaVira, you not only win $900, but another special surprise.
09:36What is it, Johnny?
09:37Tom, it's camera equipment.
09:39LaVira, keep treasure moments with a complete Vivitar photo outfit,
09:43something for everyone in the family with a 35-millimeter camera and accessories
09:47to a pocket camera with built-in flash furnished by Vivitar.
09:52Racking them up pretty good there, gal.
09:55You're up to $5,010 in cash and prizes so far.
10:01And since the bank was not broken in that game, we put another $500 into the bank.
10:06And so that means the next game, folks, the bank will be worth $7,000.
10:10We'll play for that in just a moment.
10:21LaVira Williams is our current champion.
10:23So far, she won the trip to Puerto Rico, the fun room, the barbecue, and the camera.
10:26The camera will be fun in the fun room, won't it?
10:28And you have $2,400 in cash for a grand total of $5,010.
10:33And you've also earned the privilege of taking on a new challenger.
10:35Who is he, Johnny?
10:37Tom, he's a plumbing contractor who once played professional baseball, Ron McMacken.
10:42Hey, who'd you play for, Ron?
10:47I was in the Kansas City Royal Organization, Tom.
10:50The Kansas City what?
10:51Royals.
10:52Oh, the Kansas City Royals, yeah.
10:54Now, you're a plumbing contractor, living locally?
10:56That's correct.
10:56Yes, sir.
10:57Married and have two children.
10:58That's correct.
10:59You know how to play Break the Bank, don't you?
11:00Yes, I do.
11:01Let's see you do it.
11:01Pick a box.
11:02Here we go.
11:03Number six, please.
11:04Box number six.
11:05Could we see box number six?
11:07It is a $100 box he found right off the bat.
11:10And that is connected to Lonnie Shore and to Dick Gaudier.
11:14And Lonnie, an ant can do something else with his feet besides walking.
11:19What can he do with his feet?
11:22Kicks.
11:22Teensy-weensy little field goals.
11:24Cute.
11:26Little bitty field goals.
11:28Get some suckers right over there.
11:30No, actually, Ron, what he does with them is that he can hear.
11:38What?
11:39Because he can, I said he can hear.
11:41Oh, he can hear.
11:42Oh.
11:44See, ants can do them, MCs, they don't do them too good.
11:49Dick?
11:49I like Lonnie, but he's silly.
11:52An ant does something very unusual with his feet, and you can think this is a joke, but
11:57it's smell.
11:58His feet actually smell.
12:00Ron?
12:00As he goes along.
12:01No, I'm not kidding.
12:02As he goes along, he can sniff with those.
12:04Look, because these are only, that's just for sensing things.
12:06He actually smells with his feet.
12:07Ron?
12:08Can he hear or smell with his feet?
12:11I'm going to say he can hear.
12:13No, he can smell.
12:16He can smell.
12:17Trust me.
12:17Trust me.
12:18So, that means Lavera's at bat.
12:20Pick a box, Lavera.
12:22Number 14.
12:23Number 14.
12:23Can we see box number 14, please?
12:25What does she find?
12:26Hey, there's a money bag.
12:27Our bank is at $7,000.
12:29If you get three of those money bags, you break the bank and get $7,000.
12:33Or you can pass it by and continue to play.
12:35I'll pass it by and go to number 17.
12:38Number 17.
12:39She would like to see next.
12:40Could we see box number 17, please?
12:43And there.
12:43Oh, ho, ho.
12:44Does she get another money bag?
12:46Do you believe it?
12:47Well, there's a money bag.
12:48Lavera, what are you going to do?
12:50I will take this.
12:54She's going to take that?
12:55Now I have one money bag.
12:56Get two more and you break the bank at $7,000.
12:59Now we're over to you, Ron.
13:01Okay.
13:04Let me try number six again.
13:08Could we see box number six for Ron?
13:10And, of course, he knows that's a $100 box.
13:13And that's for Lonnie Shore, Dick Godier.
13:15Lonnie, the Bible tells us that when Lot's wife saw the wicked cities of Sodom and Gomorrah,
13:20she changed into something.
13:22What?
13:23She changed into a black negligee and joined the party.
13:27That's what she did.
13:30She, she, everybody knows that, Ron.
13:32Now, come on.
13:33She changed into a pillar of salt.
13:35Dick Godier.
13:36She turned into a burning bush.
13:40Ron McMacken.
13:43The pillar of salt.
13:44That's right.
13:45She turned into a pillar of salt.
13:46You have a $100 box.
13:47Take another box.
13:47Thank you for having us.
13:48Thank you for having us.
13:51We try number 11.
13:54Number 11, says the gentleman.
13:56Could we see box number 11 looking for another $100 box?
13:59And he found it.
14:00And that is connected to Lonnie Shore and to Dodie Goodman.
14:03And, Lonnie, here is your question.
14:04According to Frank Sinatra, this singer has the best set of pipes in the business.
14:08Who is it?
14:08Raquel Welch.
14:10Did you say pipes?
14:11Oh, pipes.
14:12Pipes.
14:13I mean, pipes.
14:14As, oh, Frank Sinatra did say this.
14:16He said Engelbert Humperdinck.
14:19Dodie Goodman.
14:20You mean the pipes you smoke?
14:22No, no, no.
14:24Singer.
14:25That's an expression the singers use.
14:27Oh, not gas pipes.
14:30Like vocal pipes.
14:32Vocal, that's it.
14:33Yeah, right.
14:35Victor Moan.
14:36All right.
14:38Ron, Engelbert Humperdinck or Vic Damone?
14:40I believe it's Vic Damone.
14:41That's right.
14:42You now have two $100 boxes.
14:46Take another box, Ron.
14:50Let me try number 12.
14:53Now, he knows they touch on at least one side, the three $100 boxes.
14:57And if this is the third $100 box and you get it successfully, you can win the game in $300.
15:01Did he find it?
15:02Could we see box number 12?
15:04Give us the blank over to you, Lavera.
15:06Number 14.
15:07Box number 14, Lavera wants.
15:08Could we see box number 14?
15:10And, of course, she knows that's a money bag.
15:12And I presume, what do you want to do with that money?
15:15I want to keep it.
15:16She wants to keep that.
15:17You now have two money bags.
15:18One more, Lavera, and you break the bank at $7,000.
15:22And now the control is back to Ron.
15:25Okay, I want to try number seven.
15:27Now he wants number seven.
15:28Trying once again for the third $100 box in the game.
15:31Could we see box number seven, please?
15:33It is a wild card, which is the same thing.
15:36You can use that for the interpretation you wish.
15:37But you must admit.
15:39All right.
15:40Connected to Della Reese and to Dick Godier.
15:43Della, the new capital city of this country was designed and built within the last 25 years.
15:48It is probably the most modern of all capital cities of the world.
15:52Name this country.
15:55Brazil.
15:56Dick Godier.
15:57South Africa.
15:59Ron, this is for the game.
16:00$300.
16:01Is it Brazil or South Africa?
16:04I believe it's Brazil.
16:05You've won the game.
16:06$300.
16:07That's it.
16:11That's all right.
16:17Yes, Cindy.
16:19Brazil does it for Ron McMacken.
16:21Well, Lavera, we had to say goodbye to you.
16:23Wait till the gals in the bowling league see you trot in there with your trip to Puerto Rico,
16:28the fun room, the barbecue, the camera.
16:29And $2,400 in cash for a grand total of $5,010.
16:34Congratulations.
16:36Now, Ron, you know when you win $300, you win another special surprise prize.
16:40What is it, Johnny Jacobs?
16:42Tom, I want to tell him.
16:43Ron, it's a Mexican cruise.
16:46You will have fun in the sun and enjoy a truly marvelous cruise to the Mexican Riviera
16:51aboard the SS Universe Campus of Orient Overseas Line.
16:54The ship with the most fun for the lowest pairs.
16:59We came close, but the bank was not broken, so that means another $500 goes into the bank,
17:03and the next game we'll play with the bank at $7,500.
17:07Don't miss it.
17:07Just a minute.
17:18All right.
17:19Our current champ is Ron McMacken, who has $300 in cash and the Mexican cruise for a grand total of
17:26$1,240.
17:27And he has a new challenger.
17:30Who is she, Johnny Jacobs?
17:31Tom, she's a teacher whose interests are animals and cooking, Irene Sandoval.
17:37Welcome to the board, Irene.
17:40And you teach what, Irene?
17:42I teach fifth grade.
17:43Teach fifth grade?
17:44Yes, I do.
17:44Where are you originally from, Irene?
17:46I'm originally from Burbank.
17:47You're a genuine Burbankian?
17:48Yes, I am.
17:49Well, terrific.
17:50I take a lot of kidding, but I am.
17:51All right.
17:52Well, Miss Burbankian, would you please pick our first box?
17:55We'll start another game here.
17:56Oh, okay.
17:57I think I'd like to start with number three.
18:00All right.
18:00Whatever you say.
18:01Box number three.
18:02Could we see box number three?
18:03Well, there is a money bag, Irene.
18:06Three of those will break the bank at $7,500, or you can pass it by and continue to play.
18:11What do you want to do?
18:11I think I'd like to continue to play.
18:13All right.
18:14Which box would you like next?
18:15I'd like to try number five next.
18:18Number five?
18:19All right.
18:19Could we see box number five, please?
18:21There is a $100 box, and that is connected to Marjo Gortner and to Sherry Lewis.
18:25And, Marjo, here is your question, sir.
18:27You have just invited your Italian waitress to a funabre.
18:32To a funabre?
18:33A funabre.
18:34Where are you taking her?
18:36Oh, my goodness.
18:37Well, I think we go back to my place, and we have a little drink, a little tequila,
18:40then we make coochie, coochie, coochie.
18:42We get very crazy, and then it's going to be a funeral.
18:45A funeral.
18:46All right.
18:48Sherry Lewis, it's a funabre or funabre.
18:50You have just invited your Italian waitress to a funabre.
18:53Not me personally.
18:54Pardon me?
18:55Not me personally.
18:56You want to come to my funabre?
18:57No, thank you.
18:58Yes, you have.
18:58Where are you taking her?
18:59Actually, I'm taking her for a ride.
19:01All right, Irene.
19:02Because a funabre is a carnival house of fun.
19:06I see.
19:07Mm, shine, shine, shine.
19:09Irene, you're taking her to a funeral or for a ride?
19:12I think it's to a funeral.
19:13That's right.
19:14Yeah.
19:15F-U-N-E-B-R-E.
19:16Funabre.
19:18And you have a $100 box.
19:19Continue, Irene.
19:20I think I'll try number 10 next.
19:22All right.
19:23Could we see box number 10?
19:24Looking for another 100, I would imagine.
19:25Oh, and she found it.
19:27And that is connected to Marjo Gortner and to Dick Gautier.
19:31And Marjo, Dick, here's a question for you.
19:33Yeah.
19:33The World War I ace, the Red Baron, used his joystick for something.
19:38What was it?
19:42You're really cute, Tom.
19:45His joystick, that was for a, that was just to steer his plane.
19:49That's all a joystick does.
19:50It steers your plane, as you well know.
19:55Marjo?
19:55Did you remember the way he used to play with the joystick and he'd make those funny noises
19:58because it was his swagger stick.
20:00He would swagger with that stick.
20:02Irene?
20:03I think I'll go along with Dick Gautier.
20:05What's that?
20:06I think I'll go along with Dick on that answer.
20:08Yes, that's right.
20:09You use it to steer his plane.
20:11Yes.
20:12You now have three $100 boxes and just plan your strategy.
20:17We'll be back in just a moment.
20:18Don't you go away.
20:26All right.
20:27So far in this game, Irene Sandoval has two $100 boxes and we'll take up the game from
20:31there when we come back next.
20:32And before we leave, Ron Pilello.
20:34Yes, sir.
20:35What is the part you play on Welcome Back, Cotter?
20:37Well, let me introduce him to you.
20:39Please.
20:40So, hello.
20:42How are you?
20:45And what's your name, sir?
20:48I'm Arnold Horsack.
20:50Hey, boy.
20:58Mr. Horsack, we'll see you tomorrow?
20:59Sure.
21:00All right.
21:01And tomorrow, our bank is at $7,500.
21:04See you then.
21:04Bye-bye.
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