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00:00One of these stars is sitting in the secret square, and the contestant who picks it first
00:10could win a prize package worth over $2,000. Which star is it? Michael Landon, Lee Grant,
00:20Fred Pops, Vincent Price, Wally Cox, Lowe's Marie, Mel Brooks, Linda Day-Joyd, or Paul Lynn.
00:36All in the Hollywood Squares. And here is the master of the Hollywood Squares, Peter Marshall.
00:43Thank you very much, Kenny Williams. A very good evening. Welcome to the Hollywood Squares.
00:46Hello, stars. Go ahead, attack the jacket, folks. Mel, your first comment.
00:53Yes, Mr. Interlocutor. That's it. I read with your code and my code. We could go out,
00:59I got a great name for the act, Stumpin' Stumpin'. Our Miss Circle this evening is Karen Myers.
01:05Welcome to the Hollywood Squares, Karen. Thank you. Nice round of applause for Karen Myers.
01:09Thank you. Karen is a housewife, mother of two, married to a general manager of a car lot.
01:16Yes, there's a lot there. Yes. Well, we wish you luck this evening.
01:22Yes, sir. Mr. X is Ken Smith. Hiya, Ken. How do you do? Nice to see you. Ken Smith.
01:29Ken is a teacher and water polo coach married to a teacher. They have a young daughter,
01:33and we have a commercial word or two or three, and we'll return and play a secret square game worth over $2,300.
01:38Well, the hardest thing about being divorced is staying close to my daughter, Rachel.
01:42Being separated by three states is really difficult. He's my dad. I just have to be able to talk to him more.
01:49With AT&T Unlimited, you can talk to any AT&T residential long-distance customer for as long as you want.
01:55It's for $19.95 a month. He listens to me. He's really, he's so fun.
02:02It doesn't feel like three states anymore.
02:06Call 1-800-REACH-OUT.
02:09I can't stay here another minute.
02:13Not what you need to hear. Then Super 8's where you need to stay.
02:16As clean as can be 1,900 times over.
02:19Clean, friendly, Super 8. All the room you want.
02:23Thousands of drivers are saving money by switching to Geico Auto Insurance.
02:27I'm here with one of them.
02:33Hello.
02:34You don't want your identity revealed. Why?
02:36If word got out I saved so much, people would be hitting me up for money all the time.
02:41Ah.
02:42You're through with the milk?
02:43Sure, of course.
02:45I have to be careful.
02:49Geico Direct. A 15-minute call could save you 15% or more on car insurance.
02:53I thought we agreed to meet this morning.
02:56I was detained.
02:58Is that what we're calling it now, Arlo?
02:59Constance, wait.
03:00I was seduced. The eggs were so fluffy with bacon, cheese, and potatoes.
03:05She cooks for you?
03:06Not she, Constance. He.
03:11Brought to you by new Uncle Ben's Breakfast Bowls.
03:13Eight tempting varieties like bacon, eggs, and potatoes.
03:15Uncle Ben's Breakfast Bowls. Delicious, easy, perfect.
03:19So what's it gonna be? Breakfast or me?
03:21You're still here?
03:24Object for the players is to get three stars in a row, either a cross-up or not a diagonally.
03:27It is up to them to figure out if the stars give me a correct answer and making one up.
03:30That's how they get the squares.
03:31Every game completed is worth $250, and the person who wins the most cash tonight will win a brand new car.
03:36In addition, in our first two games, they play for a secret square.
03:38Mr. Williams.
03:39And circle starts the secret square, which includes this handsomely styled sofa by Krayler,
03:43one of the world's largest makers of upholstered furniture,
03:46performance-tested fabrics, deep-seated comfort from Krayler,
03:49and a certificate to Dairy Queen.
03:51Let's all go to the Dairy Queen, where the whole family can enjoy America's favorite Sundays,
03:55delicious shakes, and other frozen treats.
03:57And from Brunswick, the fabulous Dunham Home Billiard Table, one of the finest made.
04:02It's fun for the whole family by Brunswick.
04:04Plus, a complete line of his and her cosmetics, makeup and skin care products
04:09from Vanda Beauty Counselors, Division of Dart Industry,
04:12and Kimball Swinger Organ, amazing new feature.
04:15The entertainer makes beginners sound like an experienced musician.
04:17Play a simple one-finger melody and select rhythm accompaniment of your choice
04:20from Kimball Piano and Organ Company.
04:22I'm going to show the home audience the secret square.
04:24As you know, the stars are briefed before the show to help them with their bluffs.
04:27Karen, I understand you won the toss-back stage.
04:29A good start.
04:29The one and only, Paul Lin.
04:32The one and only, Mr. Only, true or false?
04:36Some airlines now give you a thorough frisking before permitting you to board the plane.
04:42Well, that's the only reason I fly.
04:53Frisking on the body?
04:54Yeah.
04:55Where else?
04:55Some airlines, a thorough frisking.
05:00I'll tell you, I'll be honest, you know,
05:01it's like we had a question about, you know,
05:03why celebrities, what is the first, you know,
05:06we always get the tables.
05:07They always pass me through, they don't.
05:10I've never seen actual body searching.
05:13I think that's false.
05:15I disagree.
05:16No, it's true, Paul.
05:16True.
05:17It's true.
05:18With a circle.
05:18Ken, your turn.
05:19One o'clock, please.
05:21You are in Africa,
05:22and you hear a deep roar like a lion's.
05:25Is it possible you just heard the voice of an ostrich?
05:29I resemble Vincent Price.
05:35Thank you, Wally.
05:37I think you do, too.
05:39How about this thing in Africa?
05:41You hear a deep roar like a lion's.
05:43Is it possible you just heard the voice of an ostrich?
05:46Oh, yes.
05:46I thought I heard an ostrich.
05:48He said yes.
05:49I agree.
05:50It is yes.
05:51They sound very much like a lion.
05:52And so you watch yourself.
05:54And we have an X there in a circle,
05:55and carrying your turn.
05:56The beautiful Lee Grant.
05:59You went to Lee Grant?
06:01Yes.
06:02Hi, Lee.
06:02Hi.
06:03According to Cosmopolitan,
06:04do you read Cosmopolitan?
06:06Oh, okay.
06:07But according to them,
06:08it has been described
06:10by one expert as the art of relaxation.
06:13Another calls it the oldest known system
06:15for health and happiness.
06:17What is it?
06:24Probably an Eastern...
06:26An Eastern way of relaxing,
06:30such as the Zen things or the yoga or...
06:35Karen?
06:36I disagree.
06:37Yes, yoga, in fact.
06:38And we can't accept that.
06:39So we put an X there.
06:40Ken, a break for you.
06:42Rosemary, please.
06:43Ro.
06:43Why do they always go,
06:44uh, rosemary?
06:46What's your first name?
06:47Why don't they say,
06:48the lovely rosemary?
06:50Try it again.
06:50Ken, who are you going to?
06:51Rosemary.
06:52Rosemary.
06:59Okay.
07:00The lovely rosemary.
07:02Can't get me back.
07:04No, no, no, no.
07:04That's lovely.
07:05No, Ken.
07:06Listen, Ro.
07:07All right, dear.
07:08All right, please.
07:09We must move along here.
07:10Yes, move along.
07:10These people have to win cash and prizes.
07:12According to dear Abby,
07:13is there a law that can force a man to marry a woman?
07:16Yes, and I think it's called a mother-in-law.
07:22The mother-in-law.
07:23That's cute, yes.
07:24But is there a law that can force a man to marry a woman?
07:27Is there a law that can force a man?
07:30You mean legitimately law?
07:31That kind of law?
07:32Hmm?
07:33Force a man.
07:36Gee, I don't know.
07:37That takes in a lot of territory.
07:38I would say somewhere there's got to be a law that would force a man to marry a woman.
07:44She said yes.
07:44I'll agree.
07:45No.
07:46Nowhere at all?
07:47I'm dead.
07:47No, or the circle.
07:49Ooh, Lee Grant, you again.
07:53I'm terribly sorry.
07:54Is it my turn?
07:55Yes, it is your turn.
07:56Oh, Lee Grant.
07:56No, Lee has already been chosen.
07:58Oh, I'm sorry.
07:58That's okay, Karen.
07:59I'm sorry.
08:00It's just one of those evenings.
08:01I bet.
08:02There's a secret square up there.
08:03Right, and I'll go to Vincent Price.
08:06That's maybe a good move.
08:08All right.
08:08You're a fly.
08:10I certainly am.
08:12Will you more likely be hit if someone swats a little ahead of you or a little behind you?
08:20Or my little behind, huh?
08:23I did a picture called A Fly once.
08:25With Brett Halsey, I remember that.
08:27With Brett Halsey, and I was in the web, and I was going, help me, help me.
08:30I remember that.
08:31Remember that?
08:31It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen.
08:33Really?
08:34I agree with you.
08:35That was a musical.
08:35But you are a fly.
08:36Will you more likely be hit if someone swats a little ahead of you or a little behind you?
08:40A little ahead of me.
08:41Ahead of you.
08:43Oh, once more, please.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:44You're a fly.
08:45Will you be more likely to be hit if someone swats a little ahead of you or a little behind you?
08:49He's a little ahead of you.
08:51I disagree.
08:52No, behind you.
08:53Science Digest suggests aiming slightly behind a fly because it usually goes a little backwards
08:57before taking through the air.
08:59Isn't that sweet?
09:00With a circle.
09:01Ken, your turn.
09:02Linda Day George, please.
09:04Richard Burton once played the film role of the defrocked clergyman who wound up giving
09:09tours in Mexico.
09:10What was the title of the film?
09:13Oh, The Night of the Iguana.
09:15Night of the Iguana.
09:16Absolutely right.
09:17Absolutely right.
09:17And you have the block.
09:19Karen, keep it square.
09:20Oh, that's fine.
09:21Your hen has just laid a white egg.
09:26Now, is it likely that the next one will be brown?
09:29Yeah, yeah, and that goes to chicken ranch.
09:42In other words, if your hen lays white eggs, does it lay solely white eggs or does it also
09:48lay brown eggs?
09:49No, no.
09:50The hen has nothing to do with the color.
09:54We need a yes or a no on this.
09:56Let me try the question again.
09:57Your hen has just laid a white egg.
09:59I got the question.
09:59Is it likely that the next one will be brown?
10:01He said no.
10:02I think it should be brown.
10:05No, we need a yes or a no, love.
10:07Do you understand?
10:08Let me try it again.
10:09Your hen has just laid a white egg.
10:10Is it likely that the next one will be brown?
10:12He said no.
10:14I disagree.
10:15It is no.
10:16Certain breeds lay certain colors, and we put an X there.
10:19It is your turn, Ken.
10:21Michael Landon.
10:22Not the secret square, but $250.
10:25According to Playboy, what is the minimum number of sets?
10:30Let me try that again.
10:31According to Playboy, what is the minimum number of sets of underwear a man should have in his wardrobe?
10:35Eight, 12, or 16?
10:41Jewish pop would let us have underwear just to start out with.
10:46How many?
10:46Eight?
10:47Eight, 12, or 16.
10:49Minimum amount.
10:49Minimum amount.
10:50Of underwear.
10:51Sets of underwear a man should have in his wardrobe.
10:53Sets?
10:54Yeah.
10:55I mean, that's the T-shirt.
10:57Oh, because I've only been wearing one pair at a time.
10:58I get it.
11:01Gee, I don't know.
11:02I'd say eight.
11:03Eight.
11:05I don't know.
11:05I'll say he's right.
11:07I'll say he's wrong.
11:08It's 12.
11:09As Circle gets the square.
11:11It's your turn, Karen.
11:13Mel Brooks.
11:14That's the secret square.
11:15Not only for $250, but a $2,000 Secret Square special envelope.
11:23Mel, listen carefully.
11:24In 1962, Gregory Peck won an Oscar for his role in the film To Kill a Mockingbird.
11:30What did he play in that movie?
11:32A doctor, a lawyer, or a teacher?
11:34He was a lawyer.
11:35He was a lawyer.
11:36I didn't see that one.
11:38He was a lawyer.
11:39Say yes.
11:39You sure?
11:40Yes, please.
11:41I want you to win the secret square.
11:42He was a lawyer.
11:43He was, really.
11:44I wouldn't fool him.
11:45He was a lawyer.
11:46Say lawyer.
11:48Say lawyer.
11:49Okay, agree.
11:50Guess what?
11:51I don't know.
11:52He was a lawyer.
11:53Right.
11:53With a circle.
11:55You got it.
11:56Karen, you have won $250 in cash, plus the sofa, the billiard table, the cosmetics,
12:09the swinger organ, worth over $2,000.
12:12We're going to have another secret square game.
12:13Am I right, Shetty?
12:16Absolutely right.
12:17Yes.
12:18We'll have a commercial first.
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14:00Classic Hollywood Squares, weeknights at 8.30 Eastern.
14:04What are you laughing at?
14:05Oh, shut up.
14:07And round two, the following Secret Square prices.
14:10Yes, the next starts, the Secret Square game, worth over $2,000.
14:13First, a $1,000 gift certificate from the famous Spiegel Catalog Company.
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15:17Let us show the home of the secret square in this game.
15:19I know that Ken will start this wrong.
15:21Call in, please.
15:23Gene Kelly.
15:24Gene Kelly said recently,
15:26I'll be pleased if it comes back.
15:28It's really a form of courtship.
15:30What was he referring to?
15:32Ah, his hair.
15:33Ah.
15:33Ah.
15:34Ah.
15:34Ah.
15:34Ah.
15:35Ah.
15:35Ah.
15:36Ah.
15:36Ah.
15:37Ah.
15:37Ah.
15:38Ah.
15:38Ah.
15:39Ah.
15:39Ah.
15:40I'll be pleased if it comes back.
15:44This is according to Gene Kelly.
15:46It's really a form of courtship.
15:47What was he referring to?
15:48Ah.
15:50Ah.
15:50Ah.
15:51If it really comes back, it was a form of courtship.
15:53Ah.
15:53Ah.
15:53Courtship.
15:55Ah.
15:56I would say, ah, movies.
16:00Movies.
16:03I'll agree.
16:03No.
16:04Ballroom dancing.
16:05Ballroom dancing.
16:06With a circle.
16:06Karen, a break for you.
16:07The terrifying pussycat, Vincent Price.
16:15Listen carefully, Vinnie.
16:16Right or wrong?
16:18Yes.
16:18Right or wrong?
16:19Yes.
16:19The most common name in the world is Wong.
16:22W-O-N-G.
16:23I may be Wong, but I think you're wonderful.
16:27Isn't she?
16:28She called me a terrifying pussycat.
16:30Yes, I know.
16:31Now, how can I pull myself together?
16:32Is the most common name in the world Wong, W-O-N-G?
16:36Anna Mae Wong.
16:37I used to know her very well.
16:38I would think it probably is.
16:40I do, too.
16:41Yes, it is.
16:42Now, that's interesting.
16:43With a circle.
16:44Ken, your turn.
16:45Linda Day George, please.
16:46Linda Day George.
16:47I would talk to you might be the secret square.
16:49The 16th Amendment to the Constitution gives Congress the power to do something that most people don't especially like.
16:55What is that?
16:57Tap.
16:58Phone lines.
16:59Tap phone lines.
17:00I would disagree.
17:01No, levy and collect income taxes, which is even worse for the next.
17:05Karen, go right ahead.
17:07Well, since Karen's not here, I think Wally Cox.
17:10Ah, Wally.
17:11Napoleon said, Napoleon said, six hours for men, seven hours for women, and eight for idiots.
17:18What was he referring to?
17:20Do you really think that I can fill her shoes?
17:24I don't know, Wallace, but Napoleon said this.
17:27Yes.
17:27Six hours for men, seven hours for women, and eight hours for idiots.
17:31What was he referring to?
17:33Uh, uh, beddy-bye.
17:37Uh-huh.
17:38Like me?
17:39That's right.
17:40Sleep.
17:40Very good.
17:40With another circle.
17:41Ken, your turn.
17:42Red Fox, please.
17:43Red Fox, and that's the secret story.
17:45Ken, son of a gun.
17:48Yeah.
17:49It's, uh, also worth over $2,000.
17:51Special envelope.
17:52Everybody listen carefully.
17:53Red, to you, sir.
17:55One of the world's most famous operas was written for the opening of the Suez Canal in 1871.
18:02Was it Aida, Carmen, or Don Giovanni?
18:051871.
18:081871.
18:09It was written for the opening of the Suez Canal.
18:11Aida, Carmen, or Don Giovanni?
18:14Hmm.
18:16Could you repeat that one more time?
18:18One of the world's most famous operas was written for the opening of the Suez Canal in 1871.
18:23Was it Aida?
18:24Was it Carmen?
18:25Or was it Don Giovanni?
18:26Uh, Aida.
18:27Aida.
18:28Yeah.
18:31One out of three.
18:32I'll say I disagree.
18:33Oh!
18:33He's right.
18:35Oh, I'm sorry.
18:36I'm sorry.
18:37Well, no.
18:38I didn't know you.
18:38We're sorry.
18:39Oh, yeah.
18:40Not you.
18:41We're sorry.
18:41Next time.
18:41By Verdi, yes.
18:42And so we can't put a circle there.
18:44You were going for the odds, and, uh, it didn't work out.
18:47So, Karen, you'll have to earn the third circle yourself.
18:49Several ways to do it.
18:50That's beautiful.
18:51Michael Landon.
18:52Say, cuteness.
18:54No, I mean it nice.
18:56You really are.
18:57There is an old tradition.
19:01Moving along musically,
19:02Uh, there is an old tradition that horses will never throw a certain type of woman.
19:07What kind?
19:10According to a tradition?
19:11Yeah.
19:11That horses will never throw a certain type of woman.
19:15A woman that weighs more than they do.
19:18No, a pregnant woman.
19:20A pregnant woman.
19:20Oh, my God.
19:22Oh, my God.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:23Oh, my God.
19:25Well, I disagree.
19:27It's pregnant, yes.
19:28This belief, however, has been discounted by many pregnant women, so watch it for the next.
19:32And you're back at it, my friend.
19:33Ken.
19:34No, Brooks, please.
19:34For $250 and a tie game, it is considered the grandest monument to the genius of ancient Rome engineering.
19:43What is it?
19:43Carlo Ponte's elevator shoes.
19:47They're incredible.
19:49They worked for 14 years.
19:51We raised them up so we could kiss Sophia Loren on the mouth.
19:56Uh, the greatest, the greatest structure?
20:01The grandest monument to the genius of ancient Roman engineering.
20:05It is considered that.
20:06What is it?
20:06The, it would have to be the Coliseum.
20:10The Coliseum.
20:10It would have to be the Coliseum.
20:11I'll agree.
20:12That's right.
20:13$250 for Ken Smith.
20:15Thanks, Jeff, to Squared.
20:20That means we're going to pause for a commercial where the two will return and, uh, play another game.
20:26This is your friend.
20:27Of course I'll go to the prom with you.
20:29You're a dork, and I totally dig it.
20:32This is your foe.
20:33You'll have to pair with me.
20:34I am a little new at this.
20:36Friend or Foe, the new game show premieres June 3rd on Game Show Network.
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20:56My kids call it the red mask.
20:58This red thing on my face.
21:00My grandkids kept staring at me.
21:02It's red.
21:03It just wouldn't go away.
21:04All on my face.
21:05Yuck.
21:05I could feel it.
21:06I didn't know what it was.
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21:17I mean, redhead.
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21:19I thought I had a skin allergy.
21:20People definitely noticed it.
21:21It's embarrassing.
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21:43I got my life back.
21:45Looking pretty good these days.
21:46This is what I'm supposed to look like.
21:47Call today and see a dermatologist.
21:50Isn't it time people saw you again and not your rosacea?
21:53Beautiful, huh?
21:54Well, what do you think?
21:56Karen and Ken both have $250, which is very important because the player who wins the most cash during the show gets a special bonus prize.
22:02Ken.
22:02And as the 73 Vega rides comfortably, corners flat, steers, and operates easily, the economy hatchback Vega Coupe.
22:10Incidentally, if a show should end in the middle of a game, we'll add $50 to our players for each square they have on the board,
22:14and we'll play the game until we hear the buzzer, and if one contestant has selected a star when that buzzer rings,
22:18then we'll complete his or her turn.
22:20You'll start this round, Karen.
22:22Oh, Pauline.
22:23Paul, do psychiatrists consider it abnormal for a bride to cry a lot during the first few weeks of her marriage, yes or no?
22:30I don't know if they mind their own business.
22:36I think, you know, not from my experience, but I hear they do cry a lot.
22:43Oh, great.
22:43It is, no, it's very normal, in fact, with a circle.
22:46Ken, your turn.
22:47Mel, if we located a Neanderthal man who happened to be still alive, could he be taught to speak English, a Neanderthal man?
22:57A Neanderthal man.
22:59Now, well, we're in the ballpark.
23:01Because, you know, I was back there then, way back.
23:04I'm not talking George M. Cohen.
23:06I'm saying way back.
23:07I knew a Neanderthal man, short, with bandy legs.
23:11I said, I taught him how to talk.
23:13I taught him three words.
23:14I taught him cave, woman, and rock.
23:18Uh-huh.
23:19He married a rock.
23:20But if you look at the Neanderthal man, could he be taught to speak English, a Neanderthal man?
23:28Actualement, it would be fair to impossible because the caveman made a few primitive sounds.
23:38Yes or no.
23:39We need a yes or no.
23:40No.
23:40He had not the equipment to talk.
23:42I agree.
23:42Uh, Neanderthal man had no pharynx and was capable of only grunts and other ape-like noises.
23:47But the next, and Karen, your turn here.
23:48Vincent Price.
23:49Vincent, we're all familiar with the famous Gilbert and Sullivan operetta, the Mikado.
23:53But just, what is a Mikado?
23:56Mikado is an emperor of Japan.
23:58Karen?
23:59Agree.
24:00Right.
24:00Oh, okay.
24:01Well, then it's circle.
24:02Again, George, please.
24:04Uh, a male singer, Linda, a male singer with a tenor voice is called a tenor.
24:08What is a woman with a tenor voice called?
24:10An alto.
24:12Disagree.
24:14No, a tenor.
24:15She is also called a tenor with an X.
24:17Uh, Karen, your turn.
24:18Michael Landerthal.
24:19For the block here, you have a date with a girl, Alfresco.
24:23Where did the two of you spend the evening?
24:28At Alfresco's.
24:33Oh, we spent the evening, uh, at her place.
24:36At her place.
24:38Agree.
24:39No, outside.
24:40Alfresco means outdoors.
24:41We can't put an X there.
24:42Ken, you'll have to earn that yourself.
24:43Go back to Michael Landon, please.
24:44For $500.
24:46According to Dear Abby, is it a good idea to ask a stranger where he bought his toupee?
24:50Yes or no?
24:52Uh, it's a stupid question.
24:55Uh, is it a good idea to ask a friend?
24:59A stranger where he bought his toupee?
25:01A stranger.
25:01No.
25:02I don't think so.
25:04I'll agree.
25:05A close friend, maybe, but not a stranger.
25:07X gets the square.
25:07$500.
25:08Ken Smith.
25:13We're going to clear the board.
25:15And I believe, uh, every, every square is worth $50.
25:17So, Karen, you'll start.
25:19Paul in.
25:20Paul, according to Reverend Billy Graham, there is a price to be paid for every miracle and blessing we receive.
25:26And the minimum requirement is what?
25:29$5.
25:31Is what?
25:32$5.
25:33$10.
25:35That means that, uh, the buzzer has sounded and time is up.
25:39Uh, but we must finish this question.
25:41So, Paul, I'll go back to you.
25:42According to Reverend Billy Graham, there is a price to be paid for every miracle and blessing we receive.
25:46And the minimum requirement is?
25:49Is, uh, thankfulness.
25:51Thankfulness.
25:51True.
25:52Faith.
25:53Not thankfulness.
25:54I, I don't believe we could, can we accept thankfulness, old grapefruiters?
25:57No.
25:57Faith.
25:58We put an X there and we add up the scores.
26:00First of all, we have for Karen Myers, uh, $250.
26:05And you want our secret square worth over $2,000.
26:08Yeah.
26:08We have lovely party gifts for you.
26:10I hope you enjoyed yourself.
26:12Lawyer.
26:12Oh, I really did.
26:13You were delightful.
26:14We had a lot of fun.
26:15So did I.
26:16And thank you for Karen Myers.
26:17Wasn't she delightful?
26:18She really was.
26:19We had a lot of fun.
26:19Thank you, dear.
26:21Well, Ken, you lost the secret square.
26:23You had a shot at that, but, uh, you, you've kept right on going.
26:26And that means you have $550 in cash.
26:29You are the total cash winner.
26:31And you have a brand new Chevrolet Vegas sedan, our T-shirt.
26:35Thank you very much.
26:39We have two lovely winners, and that's always fun.
26:42I'd like to thank Red Fox, who stars here on NBC in, uh, Sanford and Son.
26:45Always a pleasure.
26:46Lovely Lee Grant.
26:47You look so lovely.
26:49Come and see us soon again.
26:49Oh, I want to.
26:51Michael Landon.
26:52Director, producer, writer, actor.
26:55Doesn't wear a tie, but he's cute.
26:57And I make suits.
26:58Yeah.
26:59Linda Day, Mel, Roe, Paul, Vinny, and Wally.
27:03The Paul Lynn Show.
27:03Peter Marshall, on behalf of them, and the lovely studio audience this evening, wishing you and
27:07yours a lovely evening.
27:09Join us here next week.
27:10Oh, this is going to be great.
27:11You know what?
27:12Step a little forward.
27:13Just step right...
27:14Yeah, that's it.
27:14Right down in there.
27:15Good.
27:16Yeah.
27:16Smile.
27:17Perfect.
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