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00:03Hi, everyone. Dave Nemeth here, filling in for Mary Ann Coran.
00:06Welcome back to our Father's Day edition of Wide World of Games.
00:09This time, we're saluting TV dads.
00:11Actor Bill Bixby starred in several popular TV series during his career.
00:15He played Tim O'Hara on My Favorite Martian,
00:17and he was David Banner, the scientist who turned into the big green monster on The Incredible Hulk.
00:21But it was his role as Tom Corbett on The Courtship of Eddie's Father
00:25that earned Bill his first Emmy nomination.
00:27Let's watch Bill Bixby appearing with his wife, Brenda, on Tattletales.
00:36Everyone in this arena has a money stake in one of our famous couples
00:39as we play the game of celebrity gossip, Tattletales.
00:43And here's the star of Tattletales, Bert Conde.
00:59Thank you. Thank you.
01:01Thank you. Money.
01:02What a nice group.
01:03Welcome to Tattletales. Nice to have you with us today.
01:06Do I feel faint, or did some of the lights just go off?
01:09They did, didn't they? Some lights just went off in the back, didn't they?
01:12No, no, I guess it's me.
01:13Well, I hope you feel better, and I hope you can see us wherever you are.
01:16You should, because we have a wonderful group of people today
01:18going to win all of you nice people a lot of money.
01:21Here they are.
01:21Winning money today for the blues section.
01:23Haven't seen you both for a while.
01:25Good to be back.
01:25But it's nice to have you back.
01:27Mr. Bill Bixby and his wife, Brenda Benet.
01:36Winning money today for the banana section composer, Sammy Kahn, and his wife, Tita Kahn.
01:46Winning money today for the red section, the star of Match Game, Mr. Gene Rayburn, and his wife, Helen Rayburn.
01:57Come in.
01:59Oh, you know what?
01:59I can tell you right now, we haven't even started.
02:01We're going to have fun, because this is a good mix.
02:04You guys are all, it's going to be good.
02:06We're all mixed up.
02:06No, you're not all mixed up.
02:08It'll be competitive and fun.
02:09I think you all have the right attitude, because you've all been here before, and you play nicely,
02:13and there's no problem with that.
02:14Bill, you and Brenda at this moment are in Chicago, are you not?
02:17We are in Chicago, performing at Lincolnshire, just outside of Chicago.
02:21Yes.
02:22Are you going to play, or are you just performing?
02:24We are performing in a play.
02:26Aha!
02:26What is the name of that play, Brenda?
02:28What is the name of that play, Brenda?
02:29Send Me No Flowers.
02:30That's the play.
02:31That's the one.
02:31Terrific.
02:32Well, everybody in Chicago will watch us in the afternoon and run to see you at night.
02:35Yes, the commuting is terrible, but we'll be there tonight.
02:37You can make it.
02:38Here we go.
02:39The first question, it is addressed to the lady that is worth $150, as you know.
02:42So, which magazine article would you rather read?
02:45One entitled, What Most Wives Don't Know About Sex, or What Most Husbands Don't Know About Sex?
02:52Which one of those articles would you rather read, ladies?
02:55I can't say it, but you know what I mean.
02:57Goodbye.
02:58Which article do you think Brenda would rather read, sir?
03:02Brenda and I are both very curious as to what's going on with everybody.
03:06I think, though, she would probably want to look into her own side first, the lady's side.
03:10What most wives don't know about sex?
03:12I think so.
03:13No?
03:16Because...
03:17Is that a teacher out there, or an expert?
03:19Well, of course, hopefully what I'm suggesting is that there is nothing that she has to learn from the other
03:24book.
03:24Right, of course.
03:26Oh, well.
03:29Hey, I think that's all right.
03:30I think he's very correct there in his assumption.
03:33At least I hope so.
03:34She'll say, What Most Wives.
03:36I think she will.
03:37Here she comes now.
03:38Then, of course, she may not.
03:40Brenda, which magazine article would you rather read?
03:43What Most Wives Don't Know About Sex, or What Most Husbands Don't Know About Sex?
03:46I think What Most Wives Don't Know About Sex.
03:49That's the one.
03:50You got it.
03:54Now for the booers.
03:57I am interested in both sides, however.
03:59What?
03:59I didn't hear you.
04:00I am interested in both sides, however.
04:01Yes, yes.
04:03But there's not...
04:04Yeah.
04:04I mean, I would read the other one after I read it.
04:06Absolutely.
04:07And then pray that Bill reads it.
04:09Yes.
04:09Right?
04:09Thank you, Brenda.
04:10Sammy, what will Tita say?
04:13Well, I know what I hope she'll say, that she doesn't read either book.
04:17Really?
04:17Why is that?
04:18Because she knows both sides without reading.
04:20She does.
04:21Very hip.
04:22Very hip.
04:23Yes.
04:23Very.
04:25I wish I knew...
04:26Tell us more, Sammy.
04:28We'll quit now, Sam.
04:29I wish I knew what she knew, but I'm catching up.
04:31Yes, I got it.
04:32But I think if she had to read either, she would read about what wives should know, because
04:38what else is there to know?
04:40The husband knows it all, as you can see.
04:42What else is what wives don't know, you mean?
04:44Yes.
04:45She would read what wives don't know about sex.
04:47She's so hip, but she's nevertheless not as...
04:49Always willing to learn.
04:50Willing to learn.
04:51Willing to learn.
04:52Is what we say.
04:53Here she comes now.
04:55Tita, which of those magazine's articles would you rather read?
04:58One entitled, What Most Wives Don't Know About Sex, or What Most Husbands Don't Know About Sex?
05:03I guess both could be kind of disappointing, but I would read what most wives should know.
05:08That's the one.
05:10Just in case there's something I missed.
05:15Would you ask her when she's going to start?
05:18Yeah.
05:19No, I won't ask her that.
05:20How I hate to be the straight man.
05:21Yes, I know what you mean.
05:23That's my life.
05:24Thank you, Tita.
05:25Gene, what will Ellen say?
05:28Well, isn't it a put down for the ladies to say they'd read the magazine, what most women,
05:33what wives don't know about?
05:34Oh, in case there's something we've missed.
05:36Oh.
05:36Could be something that would give them a point or two.
05:39In an effort to please.
05:40Always trying to learn.
05:41It's impossible to make a value judgment here.
05:44It's not impossible, but it's not healthy is what it is.
05:48I don't know if I ought to buck the trend there.
05:50They both got affirmative response.
05:52What wives don't know about sex?
05:54Maybe I ought to go along with the tide.
05:55In the meantime, though, my wife thinks I'm a dirty old man, which I'm not.
05:59It's just a role I play.
06:01And she might go the other direction.
06:03And, uh...
06:06Well, I'll go along with the tide.
06:08I'll say that she'll read what?
06:10What most wives?
06:11Okay.
06:12All right.
06:12You're on your own.
06:15Yeah, they know that.
06:16Here comes Helen now.
06:19Helen, which one of those articles would you rather read?
06:22What most wives don't know about sex
06:24are what most husbands don't know about sex.
06:26What most husbands?
06:28No, no, no, no.
06:31Now, I wanted to say that.
06:33Oh, why didn't you say that?
06:35Well, the audience talked me into it, Helen.
06:37Yeah.
06:37Well, the audience don't know you very well.
06:39Do you feel that he has a little bit to learn, Helen?
06:41He does.
06:42He does, yes.
06:47You sure ain't gonna get any tonight, Helen.
06:51Well, the bananas and the blues will get some.
06:53Tina and Sammy and Brendan Mill
06:54spit that opening question in half.
06:56We'll come back with discussion number two.
06:58What book do you think you'd read, huh, lady?
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08:08Question number two coming up, and this is it.
08:10Ladies, it is for you.
08:12On a scale from zero to five,
08:14with five being the highest,
08:16how much of a flirt would you say you are?
08:21From zero to five.
08:22It's a little confession of tattletales.
08:25It's just for fun.
08:25You understand that.
08:26Goodbye, ladies.
08:27Sammy, we'll start with you.
08:28Why?
08:29Why?
08:30No, it's zero to five.
08:32Why doesn't come into it here?
08:35Thank you, Adam.
08:35I think Tita's a flirt
08:37because she's a natural female,
08:40and I remember the distinct...
08:41A natural female?
08:42I mean, she has natural...
08:45No, no, natural feminine instincts.
08:47Uh-huh.
08:47Like she threw herself at my feet
08:49as a hint as she flirts.
08:50I see.
08:52Well, he's magic, you know.
08:53You don't know about Sammy?
08:55Oh, he's a legend.
08:56I'd say give a five.
08:58Really?
08:58Yes, I think she's very...
09:00She's flirtatious and likes to talk to people.
09:03I say five.
09:07See, don't cross him until he starts to lose.
09:10Then you can nail him.
09:12All right, here she comes.
09:14On a scale of zero to five, Tita,
09:16with five being the highest,
09:17how much of a flirt would you say you are?
09:20Robert, does this mean one's capabilities
09:22or how much one actually puts into practice?
09:27Um...
09:27Oh, Sam?
09:29Capabilities is not mentioned.
09:30It says,
09:31how much of a flirt would you say you are?
09:33So it's what you are.
09:36What would you say from zero to five,
09:38five being the highest?
09:41I suppose I would have to give myself a five.
09:44That's correct.
09:45That's what the round is.
09:48Ah, now they...
09:50Now they love him, see?
09:52Oh, yes.
09:55You see, they'll learn.
09:57Nothing worse than a frontrunner.
09:58The bananas now, they're all thrilled to death.
10:00I was afraid to answer that.
10:02Why?
10:03Quit while you're ahead.
10:04Yeah.
10:05Pass.
10:06You answered that beautifully and correctly,
10:07and Sammy knew that
10:08and he wasn't upset about it at all.
10:10The only people upset were the bananas
10:11because they thought he was wrong.
10:13And now they're thrilled to death.
10:14Gene, what will Helen say?
10:16You know, I think just...
10:17That was a lucky guess.
10:19Oh, really?
10:19She hasn't made a pass at me yet
10:21and I've been here for three hours.
10:24Well, there's always tomorrow.
10:26Day's not over.
10:27Oh, thank you, Dita.
10:28Hello.
10:31Well, what is Helen going to say?
10:33I don't know.
10:34Because of recent events,
10:38maybe she'll say five.
10:41It's four and three quarters.
10:42No, that'll be too tough there.
10:44Well, yeah, let's go all the way.
10:46What the hell?
10:46We're losing anyway,
10:47so we might as well take a shot at it.
10:49Five.
10:49Oh.
10:52You have plenty of time to win, you know.
10:54What?
10:54Don't get that devil may care.
10:56You have plenty of time to win.
10:57Yeah, oh, do we do?
10:58Oh, all right.
10:59It's only the second question.
11:00Absolutely.
11:01What's that?
11:02Should I give her a four?
11:04No.
11:05Five.
11:06Five.
11:07All right, he's going to say five.
11:08She's quite attractive, you know.
11:10Yes.
11:11A five it is.
11:11Five it is.
11:12Here she comes.
11:13Coming out with a five.
11:14I feel like a dealer.
11:16Helen, on a scale of zero to five,
11:18with five being the highest,
11:19how much of a flirt would you say you are?
11:21Bert, darling, five.
11:23That's it.
11:26How about that?
11:27Bert?
11:27How the way to go, baby?
11:29Bert?
11:30Bert, darling.
11:32Bert, darling, yes.
11:33That's fair.
11:34Thank you, Helen.
11:35You're welcome, darling.
11:36Thank you, dear.
11:38That'll be enough of that.
11:39See you later, darling.
11:40Interesting, huh, that they both went for five?
11:42Yeah.
11:42What do you think?
11:43Yeah, because I'm about to,
11:44the blues are going to turn on me again.
11:48No, that's where you're going to turn on me.
11:50Three and a quarter.
11:51This is very difficult.
11:53Brenda will probably try and find a compromise on this
11:55and see herself as a flirt.
11:56I do not see her at all as a flirt.
11:59So I'm going to say,
12:01and exactly what I feel,
12:02zero.
12:03Zero.
12:05Same, same close friends that yade me last time.
12:08Yeah.
12:09All Americans.
12:11They quickly turn.
12:12Yes.
12:12You better be a winner.
12:13That's the way it is.
12:14Okay, you're going to say zero.
12:15I'm going to say zero.
12:16Here she comes now.
12:19Brenda, on a scale of zero to five,
12:21with the five being the highest,
12:23how much of a flirt would you say you are?
12:24Well, I don't think of myself in terms of flirting,
12:27so I'm going to take a number at random and say two.
12:29No.
12:31No, Bill didn't think of you as a flirt either.
12:33He said one?
12:34He said zero.
12:36Really?
12:36Yes.
12:37Oh, thank you, darling.
12:37That's such a compliment.
12:38Sure, in there it's safe.
12:40I've got all these people out here.
12:41I'm sorry.
12:42Sorry about that.
12:43Hey, guess what?
12:44Bananas, Tina got the whole thing for you.
12:46But Tammy,
12:47Helen and Gene got it, too.
12:49I'm sorry.
12:50They got it, too.
12:51Sorry, Ray.
12:52It's halftime.
12:53Fellas, step to the rear.
12:54We'll bring the ladies out.
12:55We'll come back with a second half.
12:57We've got any flirting.
12:58Thank you, guys.
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15:21We've changed places after halftime,
15:22as you can see.
15:23I have three beautiful ladies
15:25with me out here,
15:25and the fellas ain't bad either.
15:27However,
15:28Sammy and Tita are in the lead
15:29with 150 bucks,
15:30and Gene and Bill,
15:31you have 75,
15:32so you're only half a question apart.
15:33This one's worth $150, too.
15:35It is for the men.
15:35Men,
15:36which do you think
15:37is a stronger emotion,
15:38love or hate?
15:40Which do you think
15:41is a stronger emotion,
15:43love or hate?
15:44Good question.
15:45Goodbye, fellas.
15:46We'll start with you, Helen.
15:47What do you think
15:48Gene will say to that?
15:49I think Gene would say
15:50that love is a stronger emotion.
15:52Yeah.
15:52I really think.
15:56Now, can you feel
15:57you're getting waves of love now
15:58from the Red Sox?
15:59It's just pouring on you.
16:00Our vibes are going.
16:01Yeah.
16:02Then we'll find out
16:03how strong their hate is
16:04depending on how this goes.
16:07Okay, you'll say,
16:08he'll say love.
16:08Yes, I will say love.
16:12Gene, which do you think
16:13is a stronger emotion,
16:14love or hate?
16:15Sammy wants to know
16:16how come his music
16:17isn't on the earphones.
16:19It probably will be.
16:20Yes.
16:21I believe love
16:23makes the world go wild.
16:33That's group love there.
16:35Why do you think
16:36love is stronger?
16:37Why do I think
16:38love is stronger?
16:38I was asking Helen,
16:39but you can join in, too.
16:40All right.
16:40Go ahead.
16:41Tell them, Helen.
16:42Do I or why does Gene?
16:44No, why do you think so?
16:45Because I think
16:46that's a positive emotion.
16:48I think hate
16:49is not a positive emotion.
16:51I don't think life gets on
16:52unless you are positive.
16:54Hear, hear.
16:54Okay.
16:55Good reason.
16:59Unless somebody turns to you
17:01and says,
17:01I positively can't stand you.
17:03And then it's...
17:03And then I hit him a lot.
17:05That's positive.
17:06Brenda, what will Bill say?
17:07Love or hate?
17:08What's the strongest emotion?
17:09I think that he'll say love
17:11and I would agree with that.
17:12Well,
17:15here he comes.
17:18Bill,
17:19which do you think
17:20is the stronger emotion,
17:21love or hate?
17:23I'm going to take
17:24this question literally.
17:25I will give you
17:26a quick answer
17:26then I'll explain it.
17:27Hate.
17:28No.
17:29That's not what Brandon said.
17:30No.
17:31Okay.
17:32I'm in the booth now
17:33and the crowd
17:33can't get to me.
17:35But the reason I say that,
17:37I think you said stronger
17:38and it is usually
17:40moved on
17:41with such ferocity
17:42when it occurs
17:43much faster than love.
17:45That's why I picked it
17:46for strong.
17:47All right.
17:47Okay.
17:48And as a matter of fact,
17:50I must say
17:50that I was going along
17:51those same lines
17:51myself a little bit.
17:52What do you think, Tita?
17:54Well, actually,
17:55I think exactly
17:55what Bill thinks,
17:57but I think Sammy
17:58will say love.
18:00He will?
18:00I hope he will say love.
18:04Okay.
18:05It would be very interesting
18:06to see it.
18:07But you think
18:07he's going to say love?
18:08I think he will say love, yes.
18:09Here he comes.
18:10We'll find out.
18:11Sammy,
18:12which do you think
18:13is a stronger emotion,
18:14love or hate?
18:15Well, you know my medley,
18:17of course.
18:17Which one was that, Sammy?
18:18When somebody loves you,
18:20it's no good
18:20unless she loves you.
18:22Love.
18:23That's the one.
18:26Two, four more bars, Sam.
18:28I want to see if my medley is.
18:32We'll come back
18:32for the moment
18:33with a $300 question.
18:35That will decide
18:36the very few moments.
18:37When somebody loves you,
18:41it's no good
18:42unless she loves you.
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20:45This bait is phenomenal.
20:48Here we go.
20:49This one's worth $300
20:50and this will decide it.
20:52And how we doing?
20:53Okay, Bill,
20:54you have to play catch-up
20:55because Sammy has
20:56two and a quarter
20:56and Helen and Jean
20:57have 150,
20:58but you can still win.
20:59It happens all the time.
21:00Well, not all the time,
21:01but it does happen.
21:02Men, you get a speeding ticket.
21:04You think it's unfair,
21:05so you decide
21:06to go before the judge.
21:08Would you rather have a judge
21:09who was like you
21:11or a judge
21:12who was like your wife?
21:16Don't say anything.
21:17We're getting lovely reactions
21:18from this one,
21:19aren't we, my dears?
21:20Goodbye, fellas.
21:22Oh, I like this question.
21:24Brenda, what will Bill say?
21:25Oh, no, I can't.
21:26First on this one.
21:27A judge like himself
21:29or a judge like you.
21:30I guess what we're saying,
21:31well, I won't qualify that.
21:32Well, yes, let's see.
21:33Well, ticketing
21:34is a big thing with us anyway.
21:35He talks and charms
21:37his way out of tickets.
21:38He never gets them.
21:40You're kidding.
21:40No, it's incredible.
21:41And I sit there next to him,
21:42and I'm dying of embarrassment.
21:44I never look at the officer.
21:45I look right down at my lap
21:46because it's such a con job.
21:48It's, oh, it's terrible.
21:49Well, you've just blown it
21:50with the L.A. Police Department.
21:51I'll tell you that.
21:53Whoops.
21:53I've never said any of that.
21:54Blood to what?
21:55Now, what am I going to say, though?
21:57Um, oh, I guess,
21:59oh, this is really up for grabs.
22:02I have no answer.
22:03Me, I'll say me.
22:04You'll say you?
22:05Any particular reason?
22:06Do you think you're perhaps
22:07more objective or fair?
22:09I'm, well, yes, yes.
22:11No.
22:12I don't.
22:14Because you need an answer.
22:16What I like is a judge
22:17with his own mind, you know?
22:19This one, this one really is,
22:21is valid.
22:21But you're going to say you.
22:22Yes.
22:22Here he comes.
22:24Bill, you get a ticket.
22:25You think it's unfair.
22:26You insist on going before the judge.
22:28Would you rather the judge
22:28be like you or like Brenda?
22:30Brenda.
22:31That's right.
22:33You know why, Bert?
22:36You got it.
22:37Bert?
22:39Yes, sir.
22:39I have to tell you why.
22:41Why is that, Bill?
22:42Because if I went before me,
22:43I would give me such a tough time.
22:45Yes.
22:46We've heard about it all
22:46about you and the policeman.
22:48Thank you, Bill.
22:48Helen, what will Gene say?
22:50Well, Gene's a pretty funny fellow,
22:52and I think if he went
22:53before a judge,
22:53it was a pretty funny fellow.
22:55He would like him
22:56to be like him,
22:57not like me.
22:58I'm very severe
22:59about law and order.
23:00Yeah, but you can be
23:01awfully funny.
23:04But I think you're
23:05really funny, too.
23:07I really think
23:08he might say that.
23:10All right.
23:10He's going to go for himself.
23:11He's been scared of me
23:12for years, kid.
23:14There he comes.
23:18Gene, you get a speeding ticket.
23:20You think it's unfair.
23:21You insist on going
23:21before the judge.
23:22Would you rather have
23:23the judge be like you
23:24or like Helen?
23:27Well, if I think
23:28it's unfair,
23:29and, you know,
23:30I would hope
23:31that I get the judge
23:33with the same kind
23:34of mentality
23:34that I've got,
23:36and he says it's unfair,
23:37I'll snatch you
23:38with my purse
23:39if you give me
23:39another ticket there.
23:41So I would say
23:41I think I'd rather
23:43have the judge
23:44be like me.
23:44Correct.
23:45I get it.
23:50Okay.
23:52This gets interesting.
23:54By the way, Gene.
23:56Yes?
23:56Have you ever
23:56fought a ticket in court?
23:58Have you ever done that?
23:58Once.
23:59What happened?
24:01Don't tell.
24:02I said,
24:03huh?
24:04The judge says,
24:05you were going
24:06pretty fast,
24:07weren't you?
24:07I says,
24:08only downhill.
24:11That'll be $50.
24:12She didn't win, huh?
24:13No.
24:14No.
24:14I guess you don't
24:15too often.
24:16Tina, what about Sammy?
24:17This is the side
24:17of the game.
24:18Well, I think Sammy
24:20would prefer a judge
24:21like himself.
24:22Why is that?
24:22And a wife
24:23like himself.
24:33Well, I think he thinks
24:35he's pretty funny
24:36and he would be able
24:38to, no pun intended,
24:40con the judge.
24:44I think that he would
24:45think a judge like him
24:47would understand
24:47the sense of rascality.
24:50Yes.
24:51Rascality.
24:52What a good word.
24:54Lyric writer's wife.
24:55Yes.
24:56I can see that.
24:57I think he'd like
24:58a judge like himself.
24:58Like himself.
24:59Here he comes now.
25:00Bring your honor.
25:01Hello there.
25:02You get a speeding ticket.
25:04You think it's unfair,
25:05so you go before
25:05a judge, right, Sammy?
25:07Would you rather have
25:08a judge who was like you
25:09or a judge who was like Tita?
25:12And I must tell you,
25:12this will decide the game.
25:13If you win this,
25:14the bananas are going
25:15to cover you with peels.
25:17Well, I...
25:19Obviously, since honor,
25:20justice, and decency
25:21has nothing to do
25:22with the answer.
25:23Oh.
25:24Since I'm the kind
25:25of a fellow
25:25who dreams
25:26of being his own judge,
25:28oh, I want me
25:29in front of me.
25:29That's the one.
25:30You got it.
25:32Everybody got it.
25:33We'll split that three ways.
25:34However, you know it.
25:36Tita and Sammy
25:37winning for the bananas.
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26:18How do I keep
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26:20and not spend my life
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26:22I switch to bounce.
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26:28The freshness that stays
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26:32Who will return
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26:34Which newlyweds
26:35are going to Hawaii?
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26:38when we bring you
26:39the greatest highlights
26:40from yesterday's game shows
26:41on Game World.
26:44The Bananas have done it
26:45with Tita and Sammy.
26:47$325.
26:47We had $1,000.
26:48They will divide
26:49$1,325.
26:52Ain't that nice?
26:53Thank you, everybody.
26:54And thank you for watching
26:56us on Tattletales.
26:56Bert County saying so long.
26:58I'll see you next time.
26:59Bye.
27:19Well, that wraps up
27:20our special Father's Day
27:21edition of Wide World of Games.
27:23Now, remember,
27:23if you...
27:25I'll see you next time.
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