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00:09When you sentence this man for his drunk driving, I urge you to remember the damage he's done
00:17to this community. Physical, yes, but also emotional.
00:22I object.
00:23On what grounds?
00:24On, uh, on the grounds that we're old golf buddies.
00:29Sustained.
00:30I think the most appropriate punishment for a drunk driver who crashed his car into
00:34a crowded soup kitchen is I sentence you to coach a youth basketball team.
00:40What?
00:41Oh, hell yeah.
00:43John.
00:43Yeah, ya it's sweet.
01:04Yeah, ya it's sweet.
01:12You know I love you baby, stop, yeah, I love you too.
01:24This is an injustice.
01:26Nichols gets out of a DUI, he gets to coach a bunch of lovable outcasts, and he gets good
01:31PR.
01:33Enough is enough.
01:34Two can coach at that game, meaning I will coach my own ragtag kids basketball team.
01:41We got that.
01:42Now to coach these kids, I'm gonna need someone who understands physical fitness.
01:47Or maybe someone crafty enough to think up trick plays.
01:51Who's good at tricks?
01:54Of course, Barry Chandelier.
01:57Ahem.
01:58You know, Lincoln, I got more under my hat than a little gun named Dr. Problems.
02:03I also got 30 years experience in fixing children's athletics, and a knife named Little Stinker.
02:09Let me help.
02:11That's okay, Glam.
02:12Here's 200 bucks.
02:13Just go have fun.
02:14Hot damn!
02:15Let's go before he changes his mind.
02:17Come on, gang!
02:21Lincoln, we don't know anything about basketball.
02:24Name an NBA player right now.
02:25Hurry up.
02:25Parles.
02:26Mr. Parles.
02:27The Eggman.
02:28Plub in plubbins.
02:30Okay, so you know one guy, but so does everyone.
02:34Come on, let me coach.
02:36I gotta get out of this office with all its boring law papers and legal staplers.
02:40Okay, fine.
02:41But someone's gotta find that horrible thing you bought.
02:43What thing?
02:46Hey, Sheila Stance.
02:48Remember when I said I would do something big to put this place on the map?
02:51Well, check out hashtag Baby Bertram.
02:53It's trending through the roof.
02:55Sheila, did you kidnap a baby?
02:56A baby named Bertram?
02:57What?
02:58No.
02:59Baby Bertram is a funny talking robot toy I got at the drugstore.
03:03I'm Baby Bertram, and I say work is for the friggin' birds.
03:09That is horrible.
03:11Sheila Plombay, we've got you surrounded.
03:13I did steal it though.
03:15Oh, yeah.
03:16Oh, yeah.
03:18Bertram is wonderful.
03:20Where did you hide it?
03:21I don't remember.
03:22Oh, oh, oh.
03:23I'll find it, Unky.
03:24Great.
03:24Ferry it in the desert.
03:25Bury me in, like, bikini models.
03:28Daddy-o.
03:29Ah!
03:30He's perfect!
03:31All right, first things first.
03:33I don't like you, kid.
03:35I only care about one thing.
03:37My career.
03:38Oh, shh.
03:39Come on.
03:40How am I supposed to coach you?
03:42This kid's rude.
03:43This one's crude.
03:44This one has a single mother.
03:45And you've got a whole cowboy-based persona.
03:48This is never gonna work.
03:50Howdy, partner!
03:51You wish, kid.
03:53I only partner with sophisticated adult lawyers.
03:56Two different worlds.
03:58I would like one pee-wee basketball team, please.
04:01No narcs.
04:01Ooh, that's a dilly of a pickle.
04:04We don't have any left because a local judge keeps sentencing people with DUIs to coach
04:08youth basketball.
04:09You could wait until one of the current ones gets injured driving drunk.
04:12Sentencing them to coach children has not been a deterrent.
04:15So I'm left out of sports.
04:17It's like being a homeschool kid all over again.
04:19Oh, you were homeschooled?
04:21Yep.
04:22The whole homeschool experience.
04:23Skipped three grades, still scared of strangers and the sun.
04:27Watch Cruel Intentions for sex ed.
04:29Who'd you take to prom, your maid?
04:31No.
04:32She didn't want to ruin our friendship.
04:33Well, homeschool kids don't have a team because the government doesn't legally recognize them as children.
04:38So if you actually want to coach them, you could start one.
04:42Mmm, coach the kids who are such kooky misfits that they can't even be on one of the kooky misfit
04:47teams.
04:48That's the kind of stuff that gets you on the cover of Barely Legal.
04:50The magazine that covers lawyers' lives outside the courtroom.
04:54Coach Nichols, you eat boogers for breakfast?
04:57No!
04:58I eat food!
05:00You doggum kids.
05:02You kids are starting to crack my tough facade.
05:05Soon.
05:07All right.
05:08Time to hunt a baby.
05:10The most dangerous game.
05:11I wish the copier machine were a friggin' margarita machine or something.
05:18Good one, BB.
05:20Let's see.
05:21Baby Bertram was Sheila's date to that wedding and Uncle Lincoln used him to practice standing up to intimidating men.
05:28Baby needs his bottle of beer.
05:32I'm a drunk baby.
05:33Wait, is it moving?
05:38All right, ladies.
05:39Which one of you is pregnant with Glem's cash baby?
05:45What in the bucket?
05:47Hot clams.
05:48I'm Glem.
05:49I'm a lawyer.
05:51Help me find my bounty.
05:54About dang time this joint figured out what people want.
05:57Let's boogie baby face.
06:00Let's boogie baby face.
06:03Okay, home school team.
06:05Huddle up.
06:06Who is that man?
06:07What's that guy?
06:07What's that guy?
06:08What is that guy?
06:09Relax, Sheila.
06:10I got this.
06:11It's safe to come out.
06:12We won't teach you about evolution.
06:16I'm your coach, Lincoln Gum.
06:18Look, I'm one of you.
06:22When I say your name, raise your hand.
06:25Squirrel Barley.
06:26Hi, coach.
06:27Can you give me my various life-saving injections?
06:30Medical stuff is Coach Sheila's department.
06:32No take backs.
06:33Next up, Tap Walden.
06:34Oh.
06:35Would it not inconvenience your esteemed personage if I were to indulge in the recitation of a verse with your
06:43permission?
06:45Uh, verily, at the end of, uh, thine practice.
06:51Mildred Crumbles?
06:53Sir coach, did you know a bee beats its wings 11,400 times a minute?
06:58Yes!
06:59And you both are named Chancely Johnson?
07:02Yes.
07:03Are you guys brothers?
07:05Yes.
07:07Lincoln, it's like these kids came from the remainders table at Planned Parenthood.
07:11No, they're just a little off beat.
07:13Like Nichols did.
07:16We're coming together through the power of dance.
07:21Okay, so, I've already learned the big movie lesson that all that matters is having fun.
07:27So Coach Sheila will handle all the basketball stuff.
07:29Now, uh, go have fun.
07:39Coaches, I threw up in my beekeeping suit as usual.
07:43Also, my nose is bleeding.
07:44Also, what happens when you die?
07:46Well, first your eyeballs clapped.
07:48Water break.
07:49Lincoln, I'll be right back. I've just got an incredible idea
07:56This sounds like it's in Glem's secret drawer
08:08God damn it. I hate this Glem crap. Where's the beef honey? The beef is what's for dinner?
08:17This is how you guys have fun
08:20There's nothing in the rulebook that said a dog can't play basketball
08:24It is a sin for dogs to wear people clothes not since Vatican 2 man. Are you kids allergic to
08:31fun?
08:35Okay, that's enough body fluid for one day. Good job everyone. We're gonna give them heck at the game
08:41This wasn't a game. No, no. This was a fun practice. Our fun game is tomorrow against kids on a
08:48different team
08:48Real school kids children off the desk. Yes, it'll be fun
08:56So glad they called this at the house
08:58You know, I've never seen them use a scoreboard to show how many nosebleeds the teams gave each other instead
09:03of the score
09:04Well, thanks for having your kids fake a couple. Yeah, it was no problem
09:09Anyway, I have some drunk driving to do at least this is just peewee basketball. No one actually cares about
09:15winning or losing
09:29Ah nuts to you I've wasted enough of my time and my hard-earned money gambling time to pick up
09:36the pieces of my broken life
09:39Nuts to you. I would never do that
09:42Relapse bonus now. This is pod racing
09:49They made me my own Waluigi. What's his name? Is it something good? It's a me
09:57Nope
10:01You're an embarrassment father only loves a winner and sort more money to make me proud
10:08Excuse me, please
10:10Who made this and how did they know my father's dying words?
10:15Oh, well
10:23What'll it be six giant cream corns and buttermilks you got it six homeschooling the lights. Hey, do you guys
10:31want some tokens to play games?
10:33Good sir. We have not journeyed hither for the pursuit of video games
10:37Our sole purpose is the acquisition of the milk and corn of human kindness
10:42milk and corn
10:44milk and corn
10:46milk and corn
10:47milk and corn
10:48milk and corn
10:49milk and corn
10:52milk and corn
10:53Hello dickhead. You look well. How is your team doing?
10:57We may have lost but they had fun and that's really all that matters
11:00Man, I knew that before you did. It's not fair. Also, it turns out losing sucks and isn't fun at
11:07all
11:11You have so much to learn son. I feel bad for you stop having inner peace. We're enemies
11:18Stop that and what's with you and that kid's mom you're married. Oh Lincoln
11:23You're so lost good luck with the season, but you're the villain not me
11:29Why don't we somehow meet in the championship and my kids show yours the true meaning of pain? I realize
11:36I sound like the villain
11:39Curses
11:40Sly so the pizza bitch is baby Bertram's number one home dog
11:45These two party bots can even
11:49Talk to each other. Oh great. I can use this to track him down. Oh my god
12:01What if one of you brings a gun onto the court we could sneak some baskets in during the panic
12:05coach Lincoln
12:06My dad says guns are only for protecting the bean farm from the government. Yeah, mine, too
12:11It's the same guy. No, it's not
12:14If only one of you were like fast or strong
12:17What about
12:18Horse girl horse girl is stronger than my paw. She delivered him unto the angel
12:23I told you guys no more imaginary friends on the team. We already have Eric the pig man
12:28Weepin Thomas a glalueelum horse girl is very real wild horses raised her and she wanders the land near my
12:36family's compound
12:37Raised by horses, eh don't get much more homeschooled in that
12:46Man alive how long have I been sitting here I need to drain the proverbial penis
12:53What do you want where are you going glim jimin emily meldersen my prom date from high school?
13:01Oh, I've got so many questions, but I gotta pee first
13:05You don't need to leave to pee silly boy glim's bounty has everything you need
13:14Also, I don't blame you for the car accident I would
13:27Gather round see we have a surprise
13:33Even better I present to you our new center horse girl
13:45Oh
13:50She's got the rage-filled power of Ron our test with the fluid grace of metaworld peace. We have our
13:56ringer
14:12Transcendent
14:13I can't believe we found a powerful weirdo to counteract the weak ones
14:17Maybe we can still make it to the finals by some miracle
14:21They're calling it the opposite of a miracle a plane carrying the top four children's basketball teams in the city
14:27has crashed with no survivors
14:29And in gambling news the crash leaves only two teams alive to play for the championship
14:33Those of coach slash local hero slash lawyer steve nichols and a coach slash local zero slash model trainings resident
14:40good boy
14:41Lincoln gum hi such a tragedy
14:46This damp fog machine as she always a malfunctioning
14:52Can you take down that picture of me with the vegas's handsomest lawyer trophy turns out that was a radio
14:57station prank
14:59Drinks for everyone my team just gave me a vegas's handsomest coach trophy what a life-changing experience
15:06That's also given my firm a bunch of incredible pr
15:11And my wife is very into having three ways of single moms
15:15I love life
15:19Mr. O raviolio, I think your fog machine's acting up again fog machine lincoln. I haven't had a fog machine
15:26in 30 years
15:33My god he's been playing for four days straight
15:36He doesn't want to spin but he keeps feeding in more money your bespoke slot machine ideas created the perfect
15:41gaming device
15:44What have I done? I can't justly release a device this powerful to the world
15:49My only solace is that there was no way to know I was working for villains
15:52Huzzah the chemicals we dumped by the preschool exploded just as I loudly hoped for
15:59Welcome to the greater las vegas area's peewee basketball championship
16:04I am local character lunch me
16:07And I am am george wallace
16:10Boy the filling inside this gym is electric
16:14We haven't seen drama like this since the heyday of mr
16:17Paros the egg man plummet let's go down to the court for tip off
16:23All right team remember what I told you squirrel you're allergic to rubber so don't hold the ball too long
16:27tap
16:28Don't you wander off no matter how resplendent a bird you glance upon this summer's morn and chancelys whatever you
16:34do
16:34Do not look me in the eyes
16:37Okay
16:48Oh
17:02Well there goes my ride home
17:17Oh
17:27No this ends now
17:33Don't kill me
17:35I've never been to France
17:37Where the naked ladies
17:40There
17:44You're free
17:45Live your purpose as you were meant to
17:48Free of my perfidy
17:50You asshole I was playing that
17:53But the game was evil it took forty thousand dollars from you
17:56Yeah, but I like that little Waluigi guy
17:59He reminded me of my italian neighbors who's always stealing my bounty
18:04But I uh
18:05Oh
18:06Hakuno Matata bonus
18:08Yes
18:09Let's boogie baby face
18:14All right guys no need to get down on yourselves
18:16I have never seen such a horrible period and I am lunch meat the gross man
18:22Like I was saying keep your chin
18:24As mayor I'm gonna tell the cops to make sure these kids have bad lives
18:29Sir coach might you grant my privilege to recite the verse to rally our forlorn spirits
18:35You know what yeah this feels like the part of the movie where you use an underappreciated skill to save
18:41the day
18:50Apples uh
18:53Bapples bapples
18:54Oh no what am I saying
18:57Y'all are so right this team sucks
19:00I'm starting to think god hates home school kids
19:02Okay y'all I gotta go before they realize I'm talking to y'all
19:05Now I want you to read chapter eight while I'm at work and remember if you need something
19:10You can always call random phone numbers until someone helps you
19:25Got room for one more
19:27Absolutely you're up
19:39Hey man it takes practice come back tomorrow and we'll try again
19:44Thanks
19:45By the way do you think when our moms die we'll see them naked before their funerals
19:50What hey sorry kid i'm kind and all you gotta go
19:57Kids i'm sorry i thought they were the evil team and we were the lovable underdogs but that's wrong we're
20:04not lovable
20:06We're something else
20:09We're homeschool kids
20:11Those other kids grow up to be car salesmen restaurant managers and male nurses
20:16They'll have barbecues and friends over to watch the game
20:20But not us
20:22We'll go to reptile shows and korean war reenactments and we'll never feel right in the world because we were
20:29never allowed to actually grow up in it
20:33So no we can't win at basketball or life
20:37But there is something we can do
20:39We can go out there channel all the inner rage and hatred that lurks in our homeschooled hearts
20:46And make those charismatic friend-havers wish they've never stepped onto the court with us
20:53So what are you regular kids or homeschooled monsters
21:00Homeschooled monsters
21:05Homeschooled monsters
21:19Homeschooled monsters
21:21Roar!
21:28The darkest day in pee-wee basketball history.
21:32This game has been called early,
21:34and Lincoln's team is banned from youth sports
21:36in the entire state of Nevada.
21:38Okay, but does that count as a loss?
21:41Actually, technically, in all Vegas sports,
21:43you can win by knockout, so no.
21:46But you should obviously be ashamed.
21:48We won!
21:48Yeah!
21:50We never have to do sports again,
21:52and the normals are scared of us.
21:54I'm proud of you, monsters.
21:56Let's go get some orange juice and white fish.
21:59Juice and fish!
22:01Juice and fish!
22:02Juice and fish!
22:05I'll destroy you for this.
22:08I undid your personal growth.
22:11Oh, man!
22:13You did!
22:14Balls!
22:15Hellballs!
22:16I guess I got a little, uh,
22:18extremely carried away by the bloodlust of children's sports.
22:22It's okay, bitch.
22:23Everyone got obsessed with something this week.
22:25It was the theme.
22:26Yeah!
22:28Yeah!
22:28Even William was obsessed.
22:31William is a man who made a whole machine about my face.
22:34It spoke with the voice of a dead girl,
22:36and I went to the bathroom in it.
22:38Sure.
22:39And just one question, Irene.
22:40What the hell?!
22:43It's just a toy.
22:44It's safe.
22:46Toys are fun, fun, for children of any age.
22:49Ages eight to 80.
22:51Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
22:53Surprise!
22:54I was controlling him the whole time with my phone.
22:57Torturing you is what I got obsessed with this week.
22:59Maybe next time you'll think twice before you drink one of Sheila's Mountain Dews.
23:02That was Glam.
23:04Oh!
23:05Ha ha ha ha ha!
23:07Whew, sorry.
23:24Strip law acknowledges that homeschooling is often the best solution for perfectly normal kids,
23:29but also sometimes it's for weird freaks and twins!
23:59What the heck!
24:13A couple of weeks.
24:19And here's the story of your mother.
24:22You've been feeling like,
24:23You've been feeling like that before.
24:23I'm tired!
24:24I'm tired!
24:25I'm tired!
24:26Oh!
24:27I'm tired!
24:28you
25:05you
25:38you
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