00:00And I was thinking about Jim Harbaugh out there with the L.A. Chargers.
00:05And I was thinking to myself, made the playoffs first two years out there.
00:08Obviously, he does not want a playoff game with Justin Herbert.
00:11Justin Herbert's the best quarterback without a playoff win, I think, right now in the NFL.
00:16But it dawned on me how we talk about Harbaugh.
00:19I love him.
00:19I wish he was a Jets head coach.
00:21I've said that for a million years.
00:24But did you realize that since Jim Harbaugh became the head coach in Michigan,
00:28which ended, obviously, two years ago after winning the national title,
00:33that the University of Michigan has had 14 staffers either arrested, six of those guys,
00:41banned for cheating, five of them.
00:44And that includes, by the way, the Ravens' new head coach is one of those guys
00:48that was from that staff mentor.
00:49Okay, so six guys got arrested.
00:52Five guys got banned for cheating.
00:54Two guys got fired for sex crimes, including the last head coach, Ron Moore.
00:59And one guy got forced to resign.
01:02And I'm not making this up because he endorsed slavery.
01:06And I'm saying to myself, for all the crap I've said over the years about guys like Rick Pitino,
01:15about guys like John Calipari and his ilk, how come I've never said it about Jimmy Harbaugh?
01:25Yeah.
01:26Right?
01:27Yes, it's a good point.
01:28It's literally what...
01:29They stole signs.
01:30Absolutely.
01:31They endorsed slavery.
01:32Yes.
01:33They sleep with young staffers.
01:35Yes.
01:35They get arrested.
01:37Constantly.
01:38They...
01:39Multiple sex crimes.
01:41He ran the dirtiest program maybe in the history of the NCAA.
01:45And won a championship because of it.
01:47Yep.
01:48Right?
01:48And on the low, pre-at-IL, all those players played for their senior year, all of them.
01:54Right.
01:54When they had first-round grades, some of them.
01:56And now I'm saying to myself, he didn't leave Michigan because he won a championship.
02:01No.
02:01He left Michigan because he knew they were knocking at his door.
02:04Oh, yeah.
02:05Is that fair for me to say?
02:06It's factually accurate.
02:08Yeah.
02:08Okay.
02:09It's like Pete Carroll of USA.
02:10Yep.
02:11Why did Pete Carroll leave USA to go to Seattle?
02:14Yeah.
02:15Because he knew they were knocking at his door and he was going to have to vacate championships,
02:19much like Reggie Bush vacated a Heisman Trophy.
02:22Right.
02:23So he just got out of Dodge before the sheriff showed up.
02:26And that's exactly what happened with Harbaugh.
02:28Yeah.
02:28Exactly what happened.
02:29Like, let that sink in.
02:31Because I was thinking, you know, the reason I thought of this is that another Georgia player
02:35got arrested.
02:36Uh-huh.
02:36So it's like the 28-
02:38For fast, driving fast.
02:40Yeah, not this one.
02:41This was something else.
02:42Oh, something else.
02:42But yeah, there's another one of those too.
02:43So it's like, hey, under Kirby Smart, there's like 30 Georgia dudes who've been arrested,
02:48many of them for like drag racing and, you know, driving, this and that, right?
02:52Uh-huh.
02:52But Jim Harbaugh ran a dirty program.
02:55Very dirty.
02:56At Michigan.
02:57Yeah.
02:57Michigan currently has a guy from Utah.
03:00Right.
03:00For that reason.
03:01Like, we need the guy who's going to be the cleanest, Mormon-ish, live the right way guy
03:06we can possibly get.
03:07And maybe it's in the Michigan water because the first thing that guy did was hire his female
03:13assistant to run his football program.
03:15He left from USC.
03:16It was his former assistant who went to USC.
03:19She was his secretary.
03:20Now she's running football ops.
03:21She went.
03:22USC had the number one recruiting class with her and he went and grabbed the person who
03:26had the number one recruiting class.
03:28I'm just saying.
03:28That's smart.
03:29Things are dirty in Michigan.
03:31Filthy, filthy bastards.
03:32It's all dirty like the Flint water.
03:34You're saying the whole state is just covered in Flint, Michigan water?
03:37Yeah.
03:38Yeah, don't let me investigate Michigan State.
03:39I'll find some dirt out of them too.
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