00:00You're gonna do like a Real Housewives style confessional.
00:03Okay.
00:03You can disparage them, you can disparage their family,
00:05their bodies, faces, clothes, personality.
00:08I'm Sarah Sherman and I'm the boss.
00:11Directed by Sarah, produced by Sarah, and starring Sarah.
00:14I'm gonna clean this up.
00:16The intern, not like ha ha funny anymore.
00:20Siri, call Sarah.
00:22So I brought Sarah Sherman in to help the team be funny.
00:25Hey guys, I'm here to direct the confessionals.
00:28We're gonna be doing the confessionals in front of green screen like on that Real Housewives.
00:31I heard things were getting fruity in here.
00:33I thought the joke was like, oh, let's pretend the gay people aren't funny and then it's all dressed up
00:38as fruit.
00:39What's wrong with us? Why didn't you kick us off our show?
00:41Sweetie, are you on the ground looking for crumbs because they don't feed you here?
00:44See, now I feel bad for firing you guys.
00:46We gotta get these gay guys out of here.
00:48Out of here, new gays.
00:50Okay, here's the thing. I'm gonna do my confessional.
00:52Why don't you guys like take notes from a professional?
00:55Sarah Sherman, I don't need your help.
00:56Am I telling you how to do your job?
00:58I definitely have my work cut out for me.
01:00The InstaDial staff is not funny, but they're funny looking.
01:04Kevin, how dare you?
01:05What? When life gives you lemons, you can make a lemon dress or a joke out of it.
01:09Or dress like a banana.
01:10Okay, obviously that's rude.
01:12Bringing these out in front of all of the dead ones.
01:15How do you think these feel?
01:17You're fired.
01:18Make like a banana and split.
01:21Was that you trying to do a split?
01:25Crap.
01:26I didn't even see your bussy hit the pavement.
01:30Yeah, my feelings were a little hurt.
01:32Sarah's humor just really wasn't doing it for me.
01:35Sarah, how's it all going?
01:36I think all the lemons heard your team's jokes and killed themselves.
01:41I'm so embarrassed.
01:43You're going to do like a Real Housewives style confessional.
01:45Okay.
01:46Every single person in your office is fair game.
01:49You can disparage them.
01:50You can disparage their family, their bodies, faces, clothes, personality.
01:54Sexual orientation.
01:55Of course.
01:55Everything's on the table.
01:57Sorry, let me just clear frame.
01:58Okay.
01:58Why does your staff stink butt?
02:02Well, first of all, Kevin just never has good ideas.
02:06Okay, Sally, I'm going to stop you right there.
02:08Fish stinks from the head.
02:09You're doing a lot of blame.
02:11Sarah, I'm really confused.
02:12You asked me why the team was not good, and I'm just telling you.
02:16Hey, lose the tune, dude.
02:18You told me to.
02:19Hey, Sally, you're acting crazy right now.
02:23You're making me feel crazy by saying I'm crazy.
02:26I brought Sarah here to help the team.
02:29I'm not part of the team.
02:31Cut.
02:31Seriously, this isn't funny.
02:33This isn't working.
02:34I thought Jonathan and Kevin were the problem, Sally.
02:37But girl, it's you.
02:39What?
02:39I brought you in to help, not to make false accusations.
02:43This feels like this was a mistake.
02:45What is this?
02:47My job, my breasts.
02:49Out of here.
02:50You guys saw that, right?
02:51She ripped her mic pack off and threw it.
02:54Real Housewives rule of comedy number one.
02:56That's the funniest thing that can happen on camera.
02:58This is Ben locked for a camera.
02:59Is it okay?
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