00:06I'm Tiffany Pollard, and I'm the boss.
00:09Tiffany, I'm so happy you're here.
00:12The team has been in, I don't know, like a funk.
00:15There's obviously some unresolved conflict or tension.
00:18Obviously, I'm the right one for this job
00:21because I'm the HBIC, the head bitch in charge.
00:25We need head bitch in charge energy here.
00:27Something to work it out.
00:28We can cut this funk with a knife if you will allow me to.
00:32Get the funk out.
00:33I will.
00:34I know a good funky ass.
00:36Let me go wipe it.
00:37If there's one thing Tiffany knows, it's conflict.
00:40I'm gonna get these bitches whipped into shape,
00:42and they are gonna be singing Kumbaya by the time I'm through with them.
00:47You may take up a millisecond of my time.
00:50Ugh, enough is enough.
00:52All right.
00:53These people are driving me crazy.
00:54When Tiffany came in to talk to us about our beefs,
00:57I was like, thank God, because I am tired of dealing with these bitches.
01:00Jonathan?
01:01Mm-hmm.
01:02He's always wearing sweatpants to the office.
01:03I mean, was it a decent paw print?
01:05Maybe not that I could see.
01:07And then, like, Madeline, she's fighting over shoes and a hat.
01:10Off with her head.
01:12She's disturbing me.
01:13My beef, as always, is with Kevin.
01:15Look at these shoes.
01:16Which one has more charisma to you?
01:18Oh, well, I'm gonna go for the one that was stomping in bull blood.
01:21Duh!
01:22He thinks this one is the one we shoot.
01:25This one tells a story.
01:27There's color.
01:28Kevin is so three seasons ago.
01:31And don't even get me started on Danielle.
01:33She has gone on a full comma psychosis,
01:37where she sent 20 notes to me about how I'm not using an Oxford comma.
01:41But the Oxford was an easy shoe to wear.
01:44Different thing, but say...
01:45They make commas, too?
01:46They make commas, too.
01:48How is anyone supposed to know how to read something
01:51if she doesn't use an Oxford comma?
01:54I knew she was lying to me, Danielle!
01:56She said it was you!
01:57That was really fair!
01:58Madeline is fashion features director,
02:00and she does not know how to compose a sentence.
02:02She blamed it all on you.
02:03Oh, my God.
02:04I have words for her after this.
02:06She's a little pork and beans.
02:08Wait, I didn't hear that.
02:09She called me pork and beans?
02:11The .
02:12And Jonathan's on vacation.
02:14What has he been doing?
02:15I don't know.
02:16He's in Fire Island or something.
02:17He's on Fire Island getting .
02:20Wrong?
02:21I don't like it.
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