00:00I can smell the tetanus.
00:06So this is where I think we should put the divider
00:08so we don't have to see team wood.
00:10Hey guys.
00:10Brandon!
00:11Oh my gosh, Phoebe.
00:12Are these the bags?
00:13You know I love a pleasantry,
00:15but I think we have a bigger issue at hand.
00:17What?
00:19Instyle is like really bold, loud, and like glam,
00:21and that was lacking everywhere.
00:24When I came in here, I immediately knew I needed to take over.
00:26I know Brandon is going to elevate the plans for the Instyle office.
00:30He will make it look fabulous.
00:32Kevin and I were just talking about how to judge it up.
00:34Jonathan, we're in the big plans.
00:37I think we need terrazzo, we need something grand,
00:39we need some marble.
00:40An IV bar, keep us hydrated.
00:43The budget.
00:44We'll figure out a budget later.
00:45I can look into that.
00:48This is a mess.
00:49Stingy.
00:50To be honest, I just go with the flow.
00:52If he thought it looked bad, I guess so do I.
00:54We need new countertops, new floors.
00:57Everything has to be diet.
01:00I can smell the tetanus.
01:02But question.
01:03Yes.
01:04Am I getting paid?
01:05Is he getting paid?
01:06First, I like to say I love that everyone's dressed.
01:08I brought you all here because I think we came up with a really great idea for the office.
01:14Gold toilets, a spa, a little fountain.
01:17A bidet in the bathroom really builds up team morale.
01:20Yeah, why not?
01:21I also feel like I'm working really hard.
01:22Maybe a small statue of me.
01:24The statue of yourself is getting a little navel-gacy.
01:29That's like the point at which I think our budget stops.
01:33So like 3,000 rose gold toilets.
01:35That would make the most sense.
01:36I don't think we can afford that.
01:38There's like 3,000 people who work here or something and everybody poops.
01:42What else was I thinking?
01:43No MDF wood?
01:44No.
01:44It gets really stressful and sometimes I just need to like zen out.
01:48I really want a sand garden.
01:49How much does a sand garden cost?
01:51Sally put me in charge.
01:52I don't think we should worry about it.
01:53Bearer of bad news should like be my title at this place.
01:57Everybody else lives in a la land and I'm the only one here who comes with reality.
02:03The only B word we should be worried about is Blackwood.
02:06Sarah, let's go.
02:07Sarah, what are you doing?
02:08What do you mean?
02:08What am I doing?
02:09He's giving me a bag.
02:10If it's free, it's for me.
02:11I guess I need to be a little bit more explicit because then he went untattled to Sally or
02:16something but I was right.
02:17What are we doing here?
02:19This is a newsroom.
02:20Sally literally gave me this job and I thought she'd let me like do it how I needed to and
02:25even she was worried about the budget.
02:27I guess there's no budget.
02:28Honestly, it was really annoying.
02:30To be continued on The Boss.
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