00:00Girl, that was so messed up.
00:01That was a lot of shame.
00:03That's the HBIC.
00:04Sorry.
00:05We didn't have the ball.
00:07The team has been in, I don't know, like a funk?
00:09I know a good funk he has.
00:11Let me go wipe it.
00:13Shit just exploded.
00:15Danielle needs to shut the up about the commas.
00:17No more commas.
00:18Madeline, I know you've been using ChatGPT to write your stories,
00:22and that's why your commas are always in the wrong place,
00:24and I have to rewrite them so they are legible for our audience.
00:28You have to flirt with the audience that's going on.
00:31I'm distracted!
00:31I want to take it!
00:32I want to take it!
00:34Come on!
00:35So I walk in, and everyone is full-on screaming at each other.
00:39I don't know what was happening, but it was very, very alarming.
00:43Tiffany clearly doesn't know what she's doing.
00:45We're going to be a whore at work. Own up to it, okay?
00:48You're the whore at work. We agreed.
00:50You're the whore at work. You're the whore at work.
00:51You want to be a secret whore.
00:52This is the place of business.
00:54Clearly, Airhead has daddy issues.
00:57Airhead.
00:58He did not take her to the amusement park enough when she was an adolescent,
01:02but I'm working through these issues, okay?
01:05I definitely can't call Kara an Airhead, but also, I don't know what's up there.
01:10This is the process. Do you feel it working?
01:12I don't think I do.
01:14No.
01:14And Jonathan, even though you're not here, I know you're wearing sweatpants.
01:17It's a mess.
01:18There was really dark, dark energy there, and it was coming from that picture.
01:24You better believe if I was getting at Fire Island, I'd be a lot more productive.
01:28Kevin clearly doesn't care about anything.
01:30A shoe is a huge deal.
01:32This is in style.
01:33You're doing too much.
01:34Sally, don't worry about it.
01:35These two are secretly married.
01:37I saw the marriage license when I was out getting coffee.
01:40He's bi?
01:42I hired him as gay.
01:43His resume said gay.
01:45Me?
01:46Bisexual?
01:46Are you kidding me?
01:47Baby, I just needed a green card.
01:49If Madeline wants to divorce me, Kara, you're looking pretty good to me.
01:52Tiffany, I knew it was bad, but this is like beyond I'm going to get fired.
01:55No, no, no.
01:56Sally, this is fine.
01:57This is another day at a happy office.
01:59This is not happy.
02:00I really can't be here for this.
02:02Wait.
02:02Sally, wait.
02:03Dammit, Jonathan.
02:04Oh, oh, oh.
02:06I'm not even going to get a paycheck out of this.
02:09y'all.
02:09I'm out of here.
02:10Y'all are disturbed.
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