00:00He's on Fire Island getting
00:02wrong?
00:03I don't like it.
00:10Tiffany, I'm so happy you're here.
00:12The team has been in, I don't know, like a funk?
00:15Go even get me started on Jonathan.
00:18Here's my to-do list, Borg, who just thinks that he can
00:22put all of his responsibilities on me
00:24while he goes on vacation.
00:25Jonathan, your name has been coming up all day today.
00:29Why are you on Fire Island getting massively
00:33when you need to be here in the office
00:36helping the situation?
00:38That's next weekend.
00:39Right now, I'm in Florida with my partner.
00:41I really had things to say about Cara.
00:43We see this hot, straight man in the office.
00:45We both like him, so we're like,
00:46okay, let's keep it professional.
00:47Let's admire him from afar.
00:49But of course she goes and makes a move.
00:51I just think it's really shady of her.
00:53I have to go after what I want to go after,
00:55so I'm starting conversations.
00:58And now Yaren keeps giving me dirty looks.
01:01Straight men at work.
01:02Sweetie, you are such an airhead,
01:03and you have wasted so much of my time,
01:06I cannot do this with you any longer.
01:09Next!
01:10I'm literally fighting her for the one straight man in the office.
01:14She doesn't even need the office straight man.
01:16She lives in Murray Hill.
01:18Dang, y'all!
01:19You are the puller of the butt plug and the Adam's apples.
01:23You are Kevin Ho the bacon.
01:26Madeline, you are the Madeline cookie.
01:30Jonathan, I rendered you the cucumber bandit.
01:35You are the new modern .
01:38Please get out of my face.
01:41Sure.
01:42I just turned her into a street drug.
01:45I hope I'm doing well.
01:47Ooh, child, when I say these walls have been talking,
01:51someone has been questioning your style.
01:55What?
01:56Don't jump to some conclusions!
01:57It can be anyone!
01:59I said what I said.
02:00This is the right shoe.
02:02That shoe is not the right one.
02:04This tells a story.
02:05This is the only shoe that matters.
02:07I'm done having this conversation with you.
02:08You always get lost in the weeds, Madeline.
02:10Take it down a notch.
02:11No.
02:11I will not take it down a notch.
02:15I'm sick of this.
02:16You can do it by yourself.
02:17You messed up Madeline's cookie.
02:19I hope it crumbles.
02:21Everyone into the conference room now!
02:23No, we will not live under this environment.
02:26Let's get over there.
02:27We have to hash this out.
02:28I'm losing brain cells.
02:30And I feel a little bit nappy and dry at the root.
02:33Come on.
02:34We have to fix this.
02:35Let's unify.
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