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12:39What's wrong?
12:40All the money they give, they'll take some money.
12:43Hey, cousin.
12:44Oh, shit.
12:45What are you saying?
12:46No, man.
12:46Oh, bless.
12:48What's this?
12:48What's what?
12:49You're forgetting to take out your tags.
12:50Oh.
12:51Rah!
12:52Is that you, yeah?
12:54Give me that.
12:54Baba, see how your boy's spending?
12:56Give me that.
12:57Why are you at home?
12:59Quit my job, man.
13:00Manager was a dickhead.
13:01Hey, don't say that.
13:02Rafiq bhai is a very good person.
13:04He was a weirdo.
13:05If you need work experience, I could sort you from Felicia.
13:07I told you.
13:07No, no, no, listen.
13:08You really want to help me?
13:09Take me to Taser Show tonight.
13:10Is he playing tonight?
13:12Yeah, why?
13:14I told you you can't work for me.
13:15Brother, I already sent you my counter offer.
13:1750% of my business.
13:19Yes, but do you believe in gender equality or nah?
13:21No, not really.
13:24Oh, my God.
13:27Shabai, are you going to be the next James Bond?
13:30What?
13:32Eh?
13:33Wait, wait, wait.
13:34It might be Cap, it might be Cap.
13:35Can I have a look at that?
13:35Bond or Bond?
13:36Oh, shit.
13:37No, no, no, no, it's legit.
13:38It's legit.
13:38What the fuck?
13:39Oh, my God.
13:39This is crazy.
13:41This is crazy.
13:43Wait, wait, wait.
13:44Chill, man.
13:45Check the website.
13:45It's BBC.
13:46We can't trust him.
13:48But why didn't you tell me?
13:50It's just an audition.
13:51It's just an audition.
13:52This whole time, right?
13:54Listen, it's an audition.
13:55It's a photo from today's audition.
13:57It's a photo from today's audition.
13:57What's that?
13:58What's that?
13:58James Bond is white.
14:00Stop, stop.
14:01Stop.
14:03Stop.
14:04Stop.
14:04Stop.
14:04Stop.
14:12Stop.
14:13Stop.
14:14Listen, it's okay to be a little bit excited.
14:17You know, it's nice even just to have the opportunity.
14:19It's a big deal.
14:20You know, Brown, James Bond.
14:21James Bond.
14:22She'll be proud.
14:23You know.
14:23This guy's face is going to be fucking blasted everywhere.
14:25Imagine, imagine it.
14:26Daniel Craig got paid 20 M's for the last movie.
14:29My Shahju will get 21.
14:32It's just calm down.
14:33It's just an audition, yeah?
14:34Call me if you need a body double for sex scenes.
14:36Hello?
14:37You're watching.
14:38You're watching.
14:38Can you tell her to call me soon?
14:39She comes back in?
14:41Yes, sure.
14:42Why?
14:43Why?
14:43Give me a phone.
14:45I don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing.
14:47I've just got to sort this out and work it out.
14:50Because, yo, yo, look at me.
14:52I'm proud of you.
14:54Yeah?
14:56Fucking James Bond, my guy.
14:57Come on.
14:58Let's see what happens.
14:58Of course, inshallah.
14:59But do they know about the height?
15:01What do you mean?
15:03They're going to give you special shoes.
15:04Like, James Bond's a big, ain't it?
15:10I'm just saying it for you.
15:16Hey, Felicia, can you call me back, please?
15:17I'm just wondering if the audition news league thing has helped me
15:21or, you know, fucked me.
15:31Oh, it's great.
15:34Oh.
15:53I think he's a業ian, got floating.
15:54Oh, you told me of me I'm joking.
15:54I'm just wondering if you'd been able to concentrate on it.
15:57Yeah. Yeah. Where have you been?
16:00Painting my nails on a fucking sunbed. What the fuck do you think?
16:03Listen, did you call the pap?
16:05I'm not that clever. What are they saying? Are they pissed?
16:09Well, they are very surprised.
16:12Fuck.
16:13About how much you're trending.
16:15Why?
16:15And because of the reaction, they might give you a second chance of audition.
16:19God! Yes! Oh!
16:21You plus a female director is doing very well for the 18 to 34s,
16:25and you know that demographic gets them wet.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28So, listen. Sit tight and let this play out.
16:31Oh, my God.
16:34Thank you. That is amazing. That's really, really cool. Thank you.
16:37God bless the internet, eh?
16:39Yeah. So, just one thing. We can't just see how this plays out.
16:43We've got to do everything we can to get me back in there.
16:46Sha, I just told you it's good you're trending.
16:49Look, I'm just thinking, maybe I should delete all the old music,
16:53just the really political bits. What do you think?
16:56Azure agent.
16:57Let me deal with that stuff. You just need to act.
17:01Listen, there's videos of me online fucking pissing on the British flag.
17:05It's already out there. All you can do is own it.
17:08That makes you the edgy POC candidate.
17:10Yes, fresh blood, so new fans for the great old institution.
17:14Listen, don't find a thing that got you here, you know?
17:15Huh. OK, OK. So, what are you saying? Maybe I should lean into it?
17:21Or...? Cos Taze and them lot are doing a show tonight.
17:24I could maybe do a little thing there.
17:26There's nothing to lean into. You just are. Listen.
17:28Just don't do anything and stay home.
17:31Yeah, yeah, yeah. Done.
17:33Go for it, John.
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18:12Hey!
18:12Oh, shit.
18:15Hey.
18:16What are you doing here?
18:18Me? What are you doing here?
18:19We all everywhere today.
18:23Pretty cool, isn't it?
18:42What's going on, bro?
18:43What's good?
18:43Look who's back on the street!
18:45I'm not tasting it!
18:46Br-br-br-br-brickshaw!
18:48What's that, brother?
18:49This shit blew up, huh?
18:50Yeah, putting work in.
18:52You killed it, man!
18:53What are you saying?
18:54Yes, dude!
18:55What are you saying, man?
18:56Are you meant to be protecting Gotham City right now?
18:58What?
18:58No, it's not Gotham.
19:00Bro, don't you know?
19:00Turn to the new Batman.
19:01It's not bad, man.
19:03It's a extreme spot.
19:04Hey, bruv, easy with the Hollywood big man shit.
19:06This is just an audition.
19:08You know what?
19:08We need to take pictures.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:12It's sick, man.
19:13It's good to see you.
19:14I'm just thinking...
19:16What?
19:16Forget it, forget it.
19:17It's cool, man.
19:18No, no, say it.
19:18No, no, I'm just...
19:19Go on.
19:20I just had a mad thought.
19:21Wouldn't it be sick if I warmed up for you tonight?
19:26Because I think the crowd would love it.
19:28It'd be like a reunion.
19:29It'd be like old times, bro.
19:30Like, how dare you, bro?
19:32You know?
19:32Nothing.
19:33You just...
19:33You come back.
19:34You act like you fucking own this place.
19:36Walking through here all like...
19:38Look at me, look at me.
19:39Bruv, I didn't...
19:40I didn't mean it like that.
19:41I didn't mean it like that.
19:46You're a dickhead.
19:47You're a dickhead.
19:48I can't knock the hustle, man.
19:49Yo, maybe...
19:51Uh, yeah.
19:52I was thinking maybe I could come through the crowd,
19:53like, um...
19:54You know, like the old days.
19:55I'll meet you on stage with a mic.
19:57Shut up, man.
19:57Uh, there's like a lot of hate coming at you
19:59on the internet right now.
20:01Just don't pay attention to it, all right?
20:03It's all bullshit.
20:06London, are you ready for a tape?
20:08Yeah!
20:25You got the AIDS game, you got theしまies.
20:36What's wrong?
20:41What's wrong?
20:43Oh!
20:44No.
20:44No.
20:45No.
20:46No.
20:46No.
20:46No.
20:46SHOT!
21:17that we can go on the right path.
21:19We have fallen.
21:22We forgive everyone, Mr. Mola.
21:27Yes, the Messiah has told us.
21:29Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah.
21:54R. Salami.
21:57Fuck. Fuck.
21:59Yeah.
22:01007.
22:36Welcome to my little podcast.
22:38It's an honor to be here.
22:39Word on the web is you could be playing Bond.
22:43Yeah, come on, don't do that on the red carpet.
22:45I can't guarantee you.
22:46My call back is in a few days.
22:49I'm sold out.
22:51I know you're probably getting a little hate too.
22:54Not really.
22:57You pushed him into this.
22:59The pressure.
23:02You don't stand a chance.
23:06What do you want, Shah?
23:08Material stuff doesn't really matter to me.
23:10I'm an artist.
23:12I've failed my days.
23:14Do it.
23:22It's aierungs.
23:24It's a much easier.
23:30patient.
23:34It's a title for�illon,
23:35You take your days.
23:37Money is done.
23:40Here's a title for marvel.
23:41Please mind.
23:42Faizhaнойnnano and Pure many years. I know
23:42this experience. I know
23:43this Deus and I know this kind of意 ciel kick.
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