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01:34Please be seated.
01:41We have all gathered here to witness the joining of these two beloved souls.
01:49It has been said that love is patient, love is kind.
01:53And, but I have found it to be much more life-threatening than that.
02:00When we first fall in love, we become soft.
02:04And in our softness, we are stabbed all the way through the chest.
02:09That's love.
02:11It's a metal rod through the heart, piercing you.
02:17Every day, you hope that that rod isn't ripped out, but like any risk, it's the thrill that
02:27makes it all worthwhile.
02:30To love fully, one must offer themselves up.
02:33The most important decision is who you trust to hold the other end of that metal rod.
02:40And now the couple has decided to write their own vows.
02:44Rachel, we'll start with you first.
02:53Nicky, falling for you was so easy and it happened so fast.
02:58Our first date was in a rental car and lasted four days.
03:06Four days, four days, and I remember thinking, I never want to get out of this car and four
03:19days is now forever.
03:29I spent my life trying to arm myself against bad luck, always in pursuit of certainty, but
03:45as we know, this week has put us through the fucking ringer.
03:48Sorry, put us through the ringer and through it all, I realized that you can't rely on certainty
04:03because there is no certainty in marriage, in love, in anything.
04:09The only certainty in life is death.
04:17The only certainty in life is death.
04:29The only certainty in life is death.
04:46So fuck certainty.
05:01I have nothing to worry about because you, you are my good luck, Charm.
05:09You have always always always been my good luck turn
05:15It's true
05:17So
05:20I vow Mickey
05:23To see you truly as you have done for me, and I promise to
05:31Believe in you and believe in us
05:38Because that it that's really what this this is. It's
05:43It's a leap of faith that we don't know what's gonna happen, but we believe it's gonna work out
05:52And I I believe you are my soulmate
06:05So wherever we're going wherever we're going
06:10I never want to get out of this rental car
06:17Okay, okay, Nicky your turn yeah, okay
06:23I wrote mine down
06:25Um
06:28Rachel
06:30Um, I wish I went first. That's tough. That is tough to follow
06:36Okay, Rachel as you could see from the second you got here. I grew up in a household where marriage
06:43was
06:45Highly regarded so of course when you told me two weeks into our relationship that you'd never get married. I
06:53thought
06:54She was the one
06:55She was the one
06:57But really I never had to
06:59Interrogate if you were the one because
07:02I was just new
07:05And after spending one hour with you
07:09I thought to myself I hope
07:12Every hour is like this
07:14And if I don't spend the rest of my life with her
07:17It's because I fucked up really badly
07:21I made a vow to myself
07:23Not to fuck it up really badly so that I could stand at an altar one day
07:27Making vows to you
07:31So here we are
07:35I promise to always give you my love
07:40My time
07:41My understanding
07:44I promise to be a non-judgmental partner
07:48In whatever adventures you seek
07:51I
07:52promise
07:53To stand beside you always
07:56Even in times of disagreement
07:58There is nothing in the world that matters more to me
08:02than you
08:04And I won't let anything get between us
08:10That was beautiful
08:11That was beautiful, both of you
08:15Okay, now for the big moment
08:17Yeah, the rings please
08:21There you go
08:22That's for you
08:25That's for you
08:27Oh, I'm shaking
08:30Okay
08:32Rachel Alexander Harkin
08:34Do you take Nicholas Summer Cunningham
08:36To be your lawfully wedded husband
08:38To have and to hold
08:40In sickness and in health
08:42Till death do you part
08:52I do
09:06Nicholas Summer Cunningham
09:08Do you take Rachel Alexandra Harkin
09:11To be your lawfully wedded wife
09:13To have and to hold
09:14In sickness and in health
09:16Until death do you part
09:35As simple as I do is all I need to say
09:37I, uh
09:39I, uh
09:40I, uh
09:41I, uh
09:41I, uh
09:41I, uh
09:43I, uh
09:44I wrote these
09:44These vows
09:46A week ago and they don't quite feel
09:55Because you're, you're, you're right
09:58This week
09:59It put us through the ringer and everything I thought I knew
10:05About, about love and marriage
10:07It's changed
10:08It's changed
10:09It's all changed
10:09And I, I, I understand you now better than I ever have before
10:14I, I see now what you were saying
10:18What are you doing?
10:19Marriage destroys people
10:22And it was already starting to get to us
10:24And you know what?
10:26I, uh
10:28I don't want our relationship to change
10:31Nick you stick to this girl
10:32Are you doing it?
10:32Marriage has been a
10:33Poison
10:34No
10:34Marriage is going to stop
10:35Okay
10:36I got it
10:37It's been a poison
10:38In my family
10:39And I just
10:41I pushed you here
10:43What you didn't want
10:44What are you doing?
10:45Rachel
10:45All I want is to spend the rest of my life with you
10:50But I don't want us to be like them
10:53I want us to have the privilege
10:56Genuinely choosing each other every day like we, we always have
11:02The rental car is taking a hard left
11:04Far away from here
11:06She's on the car
11:07Mickey
11:08Look at me
11:08Look at me
11:10Marry
11:10Marry me
11:11Marry me
11:12You have to marry me
11:13Right now
11:15I'm freeing us from the institution
11:16Are you fucking serious?
11:18Rachel
11:18Are you fucking serious?
11:20This is what you want
11:22I'm serious
11:23I'm serious
11:23Oh my god he's serious
11:24Why don't we just give a couple some time to sort things out
11:26Rachel
11:27No
11:28Everybody just stay quick
11:30Rachel
11:31Hey
11:37Let's just get the keys in the car and drive
11:39Fuck all this
11:40Tell me you're not serious
11:41I'm so sorry I pushed us here
11:43I'm fixing it
11:43Hey this week has been kind of a nightmare
11:44Oh my god
11:45And what if it was a vision of our future
11:47And I'm not gonna let that happen to us
11:48My god of course this week was a nightmare
11:49Nikki it's the week of our wedding
11:50What do you think the week of a wedding is?
11:53You were supposed to take the leap of faith with me
11:55I did
11:56I did
11:56That's what I was doing
11:57No
11:57That was you hiding behind a philosophy
11:59And fearing the future based on other people's bad decisions
12:02I was the one putting my confidence in us
12:05I'm doing the same thing
12:06Oh how is this the same thing?
12:08You just agreed that all that matters is us
12:10I'm looking out for us
12:11How?
12:12I just refuted my family's whole value system for you
12:14But I didn't ask you to
12:16Okay but Rachel I know you never wanted to get married
12:19And now I see it and I finally understand why
12:22You have to marry me
12:23Rachel
12:24No we have to get married
12:25Rachel you've literally always said you never wanted to get married
12:28Yeah that was before any there was a fucking marriage curse tied to my bloodline
12:30And actually if you hadn't proposed to me we'd be fine
12:33And it's not your fault
12:34Okay it is not your fault
12:35You didn't know I didn't know
12:37But now we know and now we have to get married
12:40That's not a reason to get married
12:43It should be because we love each other and we believe in that
12:46I know but that's not the fucking situation that we're in now
12:57Oh my god
12:58Why are you doing this now?
13:02What the fuck Nicky?
13:04Why are you doing this now?
13:06Why are you doing this now?
13:16Yeah more more more yeah that yeah thank you
13:20That's how much everyone should be getting everyone even the minors that one's for you
13:23He was in crisis Victoria
13:24He was looking to me for guidance and I had to be honest
13:31How was I supposed to know he was going to react like that?
13:34Because he idolizes us
13:36He thinks we have the perfect marriage
13:39We do
13:43He ruined my relationship with my son
13:46I will never have the chance to regain his trust
13:50No no he loves you
13:52You took away my ending
13:53Wait come back
13:55Victoria
13:58Honey what happened out there?
14:00Are you okay with this?
14:02Is Nicky okay?
14:04What do we do?
14:04Oh this is just a little silly disagreement
14:07They will be
14:08Could someone do the rounds?
14:10I don't want anyone thirsty
14:11Cheers
14:12Cheers
14:14Like you mean it
14:15Mommy hi
14:16I'm keeping the energy out
14:24Why'd you even propose to me then?
14:27If I've always said I didn't want to get married
14:29All it took was you finding out that your parents' marriage isn't perfect
14:33That's what you needed
14:34To do the thing that I've been saying I wanted since the day we met
14:39I could have told you an hour into knowing them Nicky that your parents don't have the marriage you vitalized
14:43your whole life
14:44Your mother is lovely yes but she's also a narcissist and your father is a broken romantic who's looking for
14:49something to stuff the rest of himself into so their marriage only works because he reveres her and she needs
14:55to be revered
14:55He's completely consumed by her and still he's not enough for her so they're both empty and it's depressing to
15:01watch
15:01Thanks Rachel
15:02Yeah
15:03Thanks
15:04Thank you
15:04So I guess we both don't want to end up
15:07Like your parents
15:08And um just to be clear in that scenario I'm the romantic and you're the narcissist
15:17Oh that's nice
15:19Yeah no that does make sense actually because our whole relationship revolves around you
15:25Okay
15:26It's always me reassuring you that everything's okay even when there's literally nothing going on
15:33Because you think something's always out to get you so I'm always tiptoeing around your sensitivities because you can't handle
15:41anything
15:42I get it
15:42Not even one day with my family without me there constantly reassuring you
15:48Every little thing is just an exhausting puzzle with you nothing is easy
15:54You're a really hard person to love
15:56I know
15:59Okay I know
16:05Is that what you want to hear?
16:09Oh
16:10Fuck
16:21They're going to come behind you
16:23Where did you?
16:23No I
16:23Peace
16:26Peace
16:26Cheers everyone
16:27Cheers
16:28Cheers
16:28Cheers
16:29Yeah
16:30It was me
16:31Oh
16:32Me
16:32It's me. It's my neighbor.
16:34Why shouldn't we leave?
16:35Of course, she's sick.
16:36This is what it's going to result.
16:44Why'd you say yes, then?
16:47When I proposed, why'd you say yes?
16:50Because. Because I knew how much it meant to you.
16:52And I loved you.
16:55And...
16:58Nikki, you're like the only person who could have gotten me here.
17:03You loved me?
17:08Do you not love me anymore?
17:12No, go away.
17:13I want to know her answer.
17:15Portia, get the fuck out of here.
17:16Mom wants you two back in there kissing and smiling like you didn't just slap her in the face in
17:19front of her whole bloodline and everyone in this world she loves and respects.
17:22Okay, goodbye.
17:23Yeah, your hands are smiling.
17:24Goodbye.
17:25Goodbye.
17:31Yes, Nikki, of course I love you still.
17:35Okay?
17:35And one of the things that I love the most about you is that you are a rock, you are
17:39consistent, you are stable, and you don't do things like dump me at the altar.
17:44I wasn't breaking up with you.
17:46I was saving us.
17:47Oh, good.
17:48Yeah.
17:49Do you think it worked?
17:52If you really wanted to save us?
17:54You would have said I do up there because I had everything under control, okay?
17:59I had to go through a lot to get up there and say yes with confidence.
18:06And if you don't marry me by sundown, the curse spreads to you and your family.
18:11So, you know, actually, I was saving you.
18:17Oh, my God.
18:18Oh, my God.
18:18Oh, my God.
18:18Oh, my God.
18:19What?
18:21What do you mean, what?
18:23Why are you acting shocked?
18:25Why are you acting like a runaway bride?
18:32It's a classic.
18:33Oh, my God.
18:35Hi, guys.
18:37That's so pretty cute.
18:38So cute.
18:39Hi.
18:40Oh, my God.
18:41Oh, my God.
18:42I can't log in over it.
18:43Are you shaking?
18:44Are you shaking a bit?
18:46I don't want to say it, but you owe me $50 each.
18:50Oh, my God.
18:50Oh, shit.
18:51You guys made a bet?
18:52Yeah.
18:53After the rehearsal dinner, it seemed like a safe bet.
18:55Come on.
18:55Pass it over.
18:56Technically, the bet was about her calling her.
18:57Yeah, they might still work it out.
18:59You, too.
18:59You, too?
19:00What?
19:01I like money.
19:02You lost the bet.
19:06So, it's actually encrusted with rhinestones, not diamonds, but the back is custom.
19:10Please don't touch.
19:11It's fragile.
19:13Ah.
19:18What the fuck was he thinking?
19:21I don't know.
19:23And she didn't drink, though.
19:24I don't know.
19:36What I'm saying is that from my perspective, you've been extra on edge since we got here.
19:43And then you told me something bad was going to happen.
19:47And then you started talking about curses.
19:50So, can't you see why it made sense to me that you'd be into the idea of us not getting
19:56married?
19:58Like, all of that stuff coming up before our wedding, it had to be caused in part by, like, the
20:04pressure or something.
20:05Sorry, Nikki, stop.
20:07What?
20:09Do you not believe in the curse?
20:11Marriage is the curse.
20:13I'm absolving us from that.
20:14Oh, my God.
20:15No, Nikki.
20:17The curse is the curse.
20:18The absolution was us getting married.
20:21Do you think that I, like, made this up?
20:23I don't think you made it up.
20:24I just...
20:26What?
20:26Tell me what it is.
20:27What?
20:29What is it?
20:30Like, a fear of commitment or stress?
20:33No, I...
20:33I just...
20:35What?
20:35I think both of us have been cursed in our own ways by, like, the systems that raised us.
20:44Oh, my God.
20:45And by not getting married, we are fixing that.
20:47So, when I say that I will die if you and I are not soulmates, you don't believe me?
20:54No.
20:55Thank Rachel.
20:56What?
20:58You don't think what?
21:04Yeah, I don't think that would happen.
21:09You literally just told me you believe me.
21:11You literally just told me you believe me right before I walked down the aisle.
21:14This is crazy.
21:15This is crazy.
21:16This is crazy.
21:16This is fucking crazy.
21:18I can't fucking believe it.
21:19No, no.
21:19No, no.
21:20I didn't mean for it to get like this.
21:21I'm sorry.
21:22I put my confidence in us because I thought that you saw me.
21:26I thought that we saw each other.
21:29Can we just go back to like four hours ago, please?
21:49I like what I see.
21:51I like what I see.
22:09I like what I see.
22:30Yeah.
22:30I don't accept it when I don't share your exact perspective.
22:33I can't change what I believe in.
22:36But you can't believe me.
22:38Okay.
22:39You can't believe me.
22:40Okay.
22:41That's different.
22:41Okay.
22:42I don't believe in like supernatural shit or like cosmic retribution.
22:47Okay.
22:47Or curses.
22:48Well, I don't believe in fucking aliens.
22:50But if you told me there was certainty that you saw a fucking alien, I would believe you,
22:55Nikki.
22:56I'm sorry, Rachel.
22:58I don't, I, you don't, you knew this about me.
23:00Okay.
23:01This isn't like a new information.
23:02You know, what you do, what you do, Nikki, when you love someone is you believe the person
23:07that you love.
23:08That's what trust is.
23:10So when you told me that you believed me, I believed you.
23:14Instead of looking at a catalog of all the things you've said in the past because I am fucking
23:17seeing you in the moment, in every moment, I am looking at you and you just, you don't
23:23fucking do that for me.
23:25You don't.
23:26You just, you chose a version of me a long time ago and that's all I am.
23:32And then you get, you get frustrated when I'm not hip because then you don't know who
23:39to be.
23:39And you know what?
23:40It's bad, Nikki.
23:41It's a bad fucking quality because you have made it impossible, impossible for me to exist.
23:53Two ticatars, please.
23:58I like your jacket.
24:00Yeah.
24:01Thanks.
24:01Good I have.
24:08Three forty-five.
24:10I'm getting them.
24:12Okay.
24:14Five.
24:15Moving up.
24:22Hey.
24:25What the fuck is going on in there?
24:32Fuckers.
24:35It's impossible.
24:38Let me in.
24:40Rachel.
24:41The sun sets at 4.44.
24:42That's less than an hour.
24:43What the hell are you doing?
24:44I need a minute.
24:45You're running out of minutes.
24:47I'm getting the master key.
24:48Dickheads.
24:54We're done.
24:56I'm getting the master key.
24:58I'm getting the master key.
25:02We're running out of minutes.
25:03He's running out of minutes.
25:05He's running out of minutes.
25:07Okay.
25:07I love you.
25:09Who are you?
25:09Come on.
25:10Come on.
25:14if you weren't if you weren't cursed would you still have said yes oh my god that's irrelevant
25:20it's like asking me oh do you think you'd be right-handed if you had no fucking arms
25:28well i still want an answer
25:33you have nothing to say you know what nikki but actually you were just babied by your mother
25:38and sheltered from the entire fucking world so you know nothing about the real world nikki nothing
25:47an evil person i think your brain should be studied god that was like two fucking years
25:52okay well i would never disappear on you for a fucking week
25:58yeah i think you're a romantic
26:00we'll get high in the room
26:16it took all the stress i had not to fall apart
26:31oh my god how i knew you would ruin the wedding rachel i didn't portia i know that this has
26:36been a
26:37tough week but whatever problems you two are having i i promise you will be able to work it out
26:43okay
26:44but now it's not the time just let them do what they need to do not right they have to
26:48get married
26:49that they have to what happened out there man i don't need this i don't need this right now
26:53none of us need this right now grow up and get married and what the hell are you doing
26:58you didn't drink it no i i put my faith in him why would you do that because i was
27:0498 percent
27:05i'm sorry drink what the fuck are you doing look at her marry her who cares about your brand new
27:09life
27:10philosophy marry her or we're all fucked drink what no oh shut up portia you have to get married
27:16oh what because of the curse yes he doesn't believe in it oh it's real and if you don't marry
27:21her it spreads to our family that means jude's gonna have it too right wait what do you mean all
27:25of us yes i don't understand all right everybody just calm down
27:36so you're all right hey they didn't mean what you said out there did you
27:53i was just trying to do the right thing you have five minutes to do
27:59jules shh okay come on let's go dad get ready to say your thing
28:07let's go get that witness guy jules why don't you be moving come on
28:12rachel come on rachel come on okay let's just go out there and and finish the ceremony
28:18you know you have no reason to be embarrassed no one's mad
28:26sweetheart look at me
28:47i'm so sorry hey yeah should we try again you want to go back out there and try again what
28:57do you
28:57say what do you say what do you say rachel's a week
29:04what do you say
29:13no
29:15i know nikki i'm not gonna marry you
29:51what are you doing i'm not gonna die for him you're not gonna die you're sending your vows you
29:55believe me because you saw me well i don't i don't hold on hold on please do this one thing
29:58this one thing this one thing nikki i did all of this for you i did all of this for
30:04you i said yes
30:05to the proposal for you i said yes up there because i believed in you but i'm done i'm done
30:10okay i'm not gonna betray myself for you anymore i deserve a second chance i deserve a second chance
30:16rachel please come on miss please all you had to do was believe me nikki
30:22fuck it's 4 45
30:27i
30:28i
30:31i
30:36i
30:41i
30:43i
30:43i
30:43I can't believe it.
31:14Oh my God.
32:10I can't believe it.
32:13I can't believe it.
32:43I can't believe it.
32:53I can't believe it.
33:41I can't believe it.
33:59I can't believe it.
34:06I can't believe it.
34:36I can't believe it.
34:59I can't believe it.
35:26I can't believe it.
35:48I can't believe it.
36:00I can't believe it.
36:34I can't believe it.
37:02I can't believe it.
37:26I can't believe it.
37:35I can't believe it.
37:47I can't believe it.
37:53I can't believe it.
38:20I can't believe it.
38:37I can't believe it.
38:51I can't believe it.
38:55I can't believe it.
38:59I can't believe it.
39:12They wanted to complete the ceremony.
39:14Hurry up, please!
39:15No, but the curse already spread, so this is not going to stop it, right?
39:18They won't stop it.
39:19Nikki.
39:20Nikki, Nikki.
39:21Wee, wee, wee, wee, look at me.
39:23We both have the fucking curse, but getting married is only going to kill us.
39:28Not if we're soulmates.
39:30We're not.
39:31I still think you're mine.
39:32I don't think you're mine.
39:42We had to try to save everyone.
39:45My son has it.
39:47I'm sorry.
39:47I'm sorry, Rachel.
39:49I'm sorry.
39:54We're still soulmates, right?
39:57Right.
40:04I'm so sorry.
40:06Aubrey.
40:08I'm sorry, Rachel.
40:09Rachel.
40:17No, no, Rachel.
40:23Rachel, wait, wait.
40:25What?
40:26You said it would work.
40:28Why didn't it work?
40:29It was too late.
40:30I'm sorry.
40:41Dad.
40:47Dad.
40:53Dad.
40:57Dad.
40:59Dad.
41:00Dad.
41:03Oh, my God.
41:39Oh, my God.
42:14Oh, my God.
42:26Oh, my God.
42:33You're okay baby girl.
42:35You're okay, it's okay.
42:37It's okay.
42:38It's okay.
42:39Shh.
42:40Shh.
42:43You're okay.
43:29You're okay.
44:37For me?
44:41Finally you've come for me.
49:04Do you know where my lighter is?
49:27It's okay.
49:29It's okay.
49:30Okay.
49:32Jude.
49:49I'm so sorry that this happened to you.
49:53Okay.
49:54But remember that.
50:00It did happen.
50:03So don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
50:06You're gonna be okay.
50:08Yeah.
50:09Hey, listen to me.
50:12You have to be really, really, really, really careful who you choose to marry.
50:19But don't worry.
50:20I'll be there to witness.
50:22Okay?
50:22Okay.
50:34Okay.
50:37I'll see you later.
50:40Okay.
50:43Okay.
50:51I'll see you later.
50:53Let's go.
51:00I'll see you later.
51:03Okay.
51:05Come on.
51:07I'll see you later.
51:08Okay.
51:08Okay.
51:10Bye.
51:11Wait.
51:12Who are you?
51:13Bye.
51:14Bye.
51:15Who are you?
51:16Bye.
51:16Bye.
51:44Oh, my God.
52:15Oh, my God.
52:17Oh, my God.
52:59Oh, my God.
53:11Oh, my God.
53:22Oh, my God.
53:28Oh, my God.
53:30Oh, my God.
54:27Oh, my God.
54:58Oh, my God.
55:23Oh, my God.
55:29Oh, my God.
56:21Oh, my God.
56:49Oh, my God.
56:59Oh, my God.
57:00Oh, my God.
57:40Oh, my God.
58:07Oh, my God.
58:11Oh, my God.
58:44Oh, my God.
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