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00:38Wow, honey.
01:17Wow, honey.
01:47Wow, honey.
02:06Wow, honey.
02:07Go away from my window, leave at your own chosen speed, I'm not the one you want, babe.
02:20I'm not the one.
02:22Rachel.
02:24Are you okay?
02:25Oh, my God.
02:26Do you want to switch?
02:26We can switch.
02:27What the fuck?
02:28No.
02:29Do you want me to drive?
02:30Sorry, yeah.
02:31No, no, it's fine.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Oh, my God.
02:34Sorry, just will you talk to me so I don't fall asleep again?
02:36Yeah, okay.
02:37Okay.
02:38Um, oh, the original Coldies is coming up with a nice sound.
02:43Yeah?
02:43Yeah.
02:44Coldies?
02:45I didn't have Coldies in Oregon?
02:49Well, you've heard of Coldies though, right?
02:51No.
02:51Frozen custard shop?
02:52No.
02:52Bro, are you kidding?
02:55What about Larry Poole, the founder of Coldies?
02:58How would I know about the founder of an ice cream shop that I've never heard of?
03:01I mean, he also murdered three women, and it's custard, not ice cream.
03:07Oh, my God.
03:07How?
03:08Make it different from ice cream.
03:10No.
03:10It uses more eggs or something.
03:12It was strangulation, I think, mostly.
03:14There's this podcast about Larry Poole, and it talks about this woman who tried to kill
03:19in the early 90s, and she was like eight months pregnant, and she just talks about all
03:23the fucking shit she had to do to survive.
03:26I mean, what kind of fucking shit?
03:29I was in his truck, and he was taking me down this remote highway, and that's when
03:34I noticed this tiny little shoe at my feet, a Barbie shoe.
03:38That could have meant he had a daughter, so I told him I was having a little girl.
03:43I was pregnant.
03:44I kept reminding him I'm pregnant.
03:46Then I saw a rest stop sign.
03:48I asked if he could stop, and he just reached over and he slit my throat.
03:55It felt hot, the blood coming out of me.
04:01And what I didn't expect is that when you lose a lot of blood, you can feel actually euphoric.
04:10It was the same way I felt on my wedding day.
04:13More than near death, it was almost like love.
04:20And then Larry threw me out on the side of the road.
04:24I just kept thinking, if you close your eyes, you'll die here.
04:30So I got up.
04:32I walked along the road, holding my throat together, and I started to feel less euphoric
04:37and more melted, like I was disappearing.
04:41But at the same time, like I was running a marathon.
04:45And I was winning.
04:47I was winning.
04:50I made it to the rest stop.
04:51A young couple was there.
04:53Their eyes, God, they were horrified by the sight of me.
04:58But they were so kind.
05:01And thank God for them.
05:02Thank God for them.
05:03Those people saved my life.
05:06I'm gonna grab a lighter from the gas station or anything.
05:10Maybe, uh, cinnamon gum.
05:12It's not that gross.
05:13It's pretty gross.
05:14Oh, will you, uh, save us?
05:15Window booth, yeah.
05:23That's everything's fine.
05:46And what?
05:46It's not just that.
05:47I heard that you can also actually feel your bones and organs shifting to make room for
05:50the baby to come out.
05:52You know some women have giant babies.
05:54Have you heard of that?
05:55Like 12-pound babies.
05:57Huge heads just tearing everything.
05:59We wouldn't have a huge baby.
06:01How do you know?
06:02Well, I just think that, like, our future baby would be dainty.
06:09You can't guarantee that.
06:12I don't want to be torn open.
06:14It'll be small, I promise, like this.
06:16Smaller.
06:16Smaller?
06:17Okay.
06:18Smaller than that.
06:20Small and smaller.
06:22I can't...
06:23Okay.
06:23That's good.
06:26Wait.
06:27That's so close.
06:29Holy shit.
06:30Really?
06:30Yeah, wait, I gotta show you.
06:31People are immersed with bad things happening to them.
06:34Why does he keep getting them?
06:35I don't know.
06:36The guy loves dogs.
06:38He loves dogs, then why do they keep going missing?
06:40What do you want me to say?
06:42Dogs go missing.
06:43No, dogs don't go missing.
06:45Cats go missing.
06:46That's not how it works.
06:48Are you sure you've never seen the logo before?
06:50I mean, it's identical.
06:52It is weird.
06:54No.
06:54You even got the pose right and everything.
06:56Yeah.
06:58It's crazy.
06:59It was six cents or something.
07:01Did I ever tell you about my dad's girlfriend, the one that had the daughter of Kathy?
07:05No, keep going.
07:06So this four-year-old girl, Kathy, she could remember her past life and she always talked
07:10about her late husband and how he drowned trying to rescue their son from the rapids.
07:17Sounds like Kathy had a great imagination.
07:19No, I think that children can inexplicably exist in a third dimension or at least remember their past lives and,
07:27I don't know, maybe even the future.
07:28And I think that's weird.
07:31I don't like it.
07:32Or, Kathy had a great imagination.
07:36You didn't know Kathy.
07:37She was haunted.
07:38I don't want haunted children.
07:42Yeah, well, we won't haunt them.
07:44Make them out haunted.
07:46You're not haunted.
07:47You can't know that for sure.
07:49I hope our kid comes out like you.
07:51Which is very sweet.
07:56At least my mom would have to skip that part.
07:59Which part?
08:01The whole thing.
08:02I mean, aren't children just basically like a vessel for old people to pour their love into?
08:07Just distract from the inevitable loneliness of aging.
08:09Wow.
08:10You're a great lunch.
08:12I mean, what reason would a person have to keep losing their daughter?
08:15It's not like it's on purpose.
08:17Who cares?
08:17I'm like, who cares?
08:20What's wrong?
08:23It's okay.
08:24I didn't even know her.
08:26Yeah.
08:26It's fine.
08:29We had such a great seven and a half months together.
08:32It was so good.
08:33I didn't, I didn't really even need any more.
08:36Yeah.
08:37Yeah.
08:38Yeah.
08:38I've actually heard that.
08:39That's a secret to a healthy adulthood.
08:42What?
08:43A dead mother and agoraphobic father?
08:46Is that the...
08:47Yeah.
08:47It's perfect.
08:48I think I read a New York Times article about it.
08:50And they said also that someone with overbearing parents makes the perfect match for someone
08:55with a dead mother and a strange father.
08:57Should we like get married or something?
08:59Oh, I'm thinking really small ceremony, my parents little vacation cabin in the woods.
09:04None of the wedding bullshit.
09:05Just beautiful nature, snow falling outside the window.
09:08And we don't have to fly.
09:09We can drive and stop at the fanciest restaurants we can find.
09:13That's it.
09:14Let's fucking go.
09:15I'll marry you.
09:15Okay.
09:16Cheers.
09:18Clink.
09:20I love you.
09:21Love you.
09:22Hey.
09:24My family's gonna love you.
09:28Thanks.
09:29She's got it.
09:30We're getting married.
09:33And um, our kid will be perfect.
09:41Don't put so much pressure on our kid.
09:44Our kid will be mediocre.
09:45Some kids kill their own parents.
09:48Okay, but how is our kid gonna kill us when it's only this big?
10:06He's killing the dogs, isn't he?
10:09What?
10:24What?
10:25I love you from the heart of the mountains.
10:34Rvest job?
10:37I love you.
10:38My heart was made for bleeding.
10:40I love you.
10:41I love you.
10:44I love you.
10:46I love you.
10:47I love you.
10:49I love you.
10:50Get up, check the wheels, do what I do, it's what I feel, up to the sun it won't be
10:57long.
10:58Ready?
10:59Three, two, one.
11:47Oh, damn, it's out.
11:49No.
11:50Ah.
11:55No.
11:56Babe.
11:58What?
11:59You weren't ready.
12:00I'm sorry, it was a long tunnel.
12:03Oh, that's bad luck.
12:06I'm sorry.
12:07We'll get it on the way back.
12:10Fuck.
12:36Fuck.
12:37Fuck.
12:58God, I gotta pee.
13:00Fuck.
13:05God, I gotta pee.
13:08I don't know.
13:38I didn't ask any more.
13:42Oh my god, Nicky. Nicky, come here!
13:45Come here!
13:46What?
13:47Come here!
13:52Look!
13:53Oh my god.
13:53Do you think it's okay?
13:56Okay, stay here.
13:58I'm gonna go check the bathroom.
14:01Rachel, are you-
14:02I'm looking for its parents and, uh, just stay. I'll be right back.
14:06Rachel!
14:08Uh...
14:09Okay, hey, hi, baby.
14:11What's up?
14:12No, no, no, no, don't cry.
14:15Happy baby!
14:17Hello?
14:20Anyone in here?
14:31Oh my god.
14:37Hello?
14:39Hello?
14:45Hello?
14:46Hello?
14:56Hello?
14:56Oh my god.
14:57I'm sorry.
14:57Oh, my god.
14:58I can see.
14:59I can see.
15:01Yes.
15:01Oh.
15:02Yes.
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19:17Oh, that's good.
19:18You're here.
19:21Oh, that's less good.
19:23Sorry, can you call the cops, please?
19:25Uh, Benjamin.
19:29Yep, Benjamin.
19:31So cool.
19:32Benjamin was the name of the guy who worked here before me,
19:36but he hung himself in the bathroom with an electrical cord,
19:38and they were too cheap to get me a name tag with my own name on it.
19:41Um, sorry, could you call the cops now, please?
19:48Are you stoned?
19:52It helps me relax.
19:54You seem relaxed.
19:55Could you call the cops, please?
19:57Wait here. I'll call.
20:17Oh, God.
20:18Uh, there.
20:20No.
20:21All right.
20:21Oh, God.
20:30Oh.
20:31I'm so free.
21:02Fuck!
21:12Hey, you said south of here?
21:14Uh, yeah, south of here.
21:16Um, hey.
21:17Okay, stay there.
21:19Wait, Benjamin.
21:29Fuck.
21:31Front of here.
21:33That's what you are.
21:40You are my sweet friend.
21:46You sh-
21:54I don't know.
22:25I don't know.
22:56Are you sure he's the one?
23:07I don't know.
23:09Hey.
23:12Hey.
23:13They're coming to rescue your baby.
23:32What the fuck?
23:34Hey.
23:37Hey.
23:47Hey.
23:52Hey.
23:55Hey.
23:59Hey.
24:05I don't know.
24:39Oh, my God.
24:42Fucking damn it.
24:45Fuck.
24:48Oh, my God.
24:49Sorry.
24:50Are you scared of Nikki?
24:51Is the baby okay?
24:52Oh, yeah.
24:53The family came back.
24:54What the fuck?
24:56You're bleeding.
24:57What happened?
24:58So, they thought I was trying to steal their baby, and the guy punched me in the face.
25:02What?
25:02Yeah, they pulled over to get some fresh air because she was car sick, and then I guess
25:06they went for a walk.
25:07And what?
25:07And left their baby in the car?
25:09Yeah, I don't know.
25:10What?
25:11Is that not fucking psychotic?
25:13Let me see.
25:14Oh, man.
25:15Fuck, you had such a nice face.
25:17Yeah, they were really apologetic.
25:20They felt like we did the right thing.
25:21Okay, I'm so glad that they felt that way.
25:24Wait, wait.
25:24Should we wait for the cops?
25:29No.
25:30No, let's get the fuck out of here.
25:45You okay?
25:46Hmm?
25:47You okay?
25:47Yeah.
25:48So tired.
26:00What is it?
26:01Uh, code is 0817.
26:04Your birthday?
26:07No pressure.
26:09Marrying your favorite child.
26:10Stop.
26:11You know they can't wait to meet you.
26:26Whoa.
26:29Yeah.
26:48Your parents' little vacation cabin?
26:52Is it not a cabin?
26:54It's not little.
26:58I don't know if I have a concussion or something.
27:00God.
27:05Okay.
27:07You ready?
27:18Holy shit.
27:24This is insane.
27:33Oh, God.
27:36Yeah.
27:37What is...
27:37Um, it's like a tradition.
27:40The family dogs.
27:46Oh, it's actually...
27:48We always got in trouble for looking in their eyes
27:50because it was considered, like, disrespectful to do
27:53after they were dead.
27:55How would anyone know if you looked them in the eyes?
27:58Just my dad said that they could see.
28:00I just looked them in the eyes, so...
28:03Why am I in trouble?
28:04I guess we'll find out.
28:14I guess we'll find out.
28:29Is that empty chair for me?
28:32I know you've always dreamed of being painted into a family portrait
28:37guarded by two taxidermy dogs.
28:39Oh, yeah.
28:40Did they paint over your brother's ex-wife with his new one?
28:43Yeah.
28:44My sister demanded it.
28:47That's fucking weird.
28:49I know you're in trouble.
28:50Yeah.
28:55This is the love cave.
28:58The love cave?
28:59Yeah.
29:00Oh, my God.
29:01I'm sorry.
29:01I'm sorry.
29:17I'm sorry.
29:18Ow.
29:19Ow.
29:21Ow.
29:29Was this a family pet, too?
29:32Oh, no.
29:34My great-grandmother, Elizabeth, was killed by a bear,
29:39and her husband died trying to avenge her death.
29:42Wow.
29:44Yeah.
29:46Would you do that for me?
29:49Of course.
29:50Oh, careful, careful.
29:52Sorry.
29:53Yeah.
29:53Sorry.
29:54You're good.
29:55I could, um, get you some eyes for your face,
29:59or I could, you know, just call the butler.
30:02Oh, he's off at 10.
30:07Oh.
30:08I'm just kidding.
30:09Are you sure?
30:10I can get it.
30:11I got it.
30:12Just tell me where it is.
30:13All right.
30:14I'll get the bags from the car.
30:16Kitchen, it's, uh, down the atrium.
30:19To the right of the curb hallway by the front door.
30:22Here?
30:22Yeah, to the right.
30:41All right.
30:43I'll get it.
30:43Just last.
30:45Did she actually knock out of here?
30:47We're having a lot of time.
30:48I'm always pretty sure we go somewhere all the time.
30:50What?
30:50He loves chicken.
30:51He eats his chicken all the time.
30:53No.
30:53I can't put the drugs.
30:54I put them myself.
30:56You just have to be that.
30:57Well, you should divorce him and marry me and complete the Cunningham sibling trifecta.
31:01What the fuck?
31:02You scared the shit out of me.
31:04Sorry.
31:04Sorry.
31:05I didn't want to interrupt.
31:08I can go.
31:09Oh, my God.
31:10She exists.
31:12There's no such thing as interrupting.
31:14Come here.
31:15We're family.
31:16Oh.
31:17It's your wedding.
31:19Are you excited?
31:21I am excited.
31:23Oh, we were just talking about you and you appeared out of thin air.
31:26I told you I can summon things.
31:28She's not a thing, poor chef.
31:30Come meet your new family.
31:34Nellie.
31:35Julie.
31:36It's Nellie.
31:37Hi.
31:39It's Jules.
31:40Nice to meet you.
31:40I can't believe we're finally meeting you.
31:42It's like you've been avoiding us on purpose.
31:43Oh, my God.
31:44No.
31:44I was really disappointed when you didn't come to London or an Iceland trip last summer,
31:47but you were scared of planes or whatever.
31:49I was just telling my friend Cindy about how you and Nikki met at an airport.
31:53Oh, so romantic.
31:57You're really cute.
31:59Isn't she cute?
32:00She's pretty cute.
32:00Oh, let me see the ring.
32:04So pretty.
32:06Nellie, isn't it pretty?
32:07It's pretty, yeah.
32:08So where is darling Nikki?
32:09He's just unloading the car.
32:11We just got here.
32:13I actually came in here to get some ice for his face because he got punched in the face tonight.
32:22Really?
32:22Why?
32:25It's a long story.
32:26It's...
32:31You got time.
32:33Yours alone.
32:34Yours alone.
32:34Umm...
32:35We were at a rest stop in, what... the middle of nowhere and there was...
32:40And there was, like, an abandoned baby?
32:43In the car.
32:45Niki stayed with the baby.
32:46I wanted to get help.
32:46And then when I went to this dive bar, there was this, like, very...
32:50creepy guy.
32:51What if it was the sorry man?
32:55Portia.
32:59The what?
33:00Did you know there's something evil living in these woods?
33:03No, we're not doing that.
33:05Come on, I can tell a fucking story if I want to.
33:08I'm done.
33:08Rachel and Jared.
33:11Night, Rachel.
33:12Good night.
33:14Watch out.
33:17I'm gonna go.
33:20Rachel.
33:21Hmm?
33:21It's quick.
33:22It's a bedtime story.
33:27Yeah.
33:28Okay.
33:31Okay.
33:32Picture this.
33:33It's a regular winter day, a day just like today.
33:35Jules is like eight and decides to run away because he's dramatic.
33:38I'm a baby so I don't remember it anyway.
33:40It starts getting dark out and baby Jules is all alone in the woods.
33:45You know what's worse than being all alone in the woods?
33:47When you realize you're actually not all alone.
33:53So Jules hears a woman screaming like,
33:55But worse.
33:57He tries to run away from the sound, but no matter what direction he gets, the screams get louder and
34:04louder and louder and louder and louder and louder.
34:09Until he comes face to face with it.
34:13The sorry man.
34:17With his long, sharp, dirty nails.
34:20His distended belly.
34:22His mouth open in a downturned smile.
34:27Wailing.
34:28It's awful.
34:30Picture that shit ten fucking feet in front of you and that's what baby Jules sees.
34:35So Jules hides from the sorry man.
34:37Holding his breath.
34:39Watching.
34:41Watching.
34:42Watching.
34:44Watching.
34:44As the sorry man cuts a woman open and turns her inside out.
34:53And the whole time he does it.
34:55He cries and he says, I'm sorry.
34:58I'm sorry.
35:00I'm sorry.
35:03It's awful.
35:05He's totally deranged and he comes up from hell stalking these woods believing his long lost wife.
35:11He's hidden inside another woman.
35:13Like one day he'll slice a woman open and there she'll be.
35:19And the two of them can go back to hell in some fucked up romantic kind of...
35:27Oh my god.
35:30What is that?
35:36I got you!
35:38I got you both.
35:40Aw Judy what's up?
35:43What are you doing up Judy?
35:46Spying on the girls?
35:48Sorry your poor shot.
35:49I couldn't sleep.
35:51Well this is Rachel.
35:52She's gonna be your new aunt.
35:54Isn't that exciting?
35:56Aw it's okay.
35:58No.
35:59The sorry man's awoken by the scent of blood so you just have to avoid bleeding.
36:03You're not on your period right?
36:07Don't worry.
36:08The sorry man doesn't want little boys.
36:10No.
36:12He prefers brides.
36:14So this is what we say to Auntie Rachel.
36:16Goodnight.
36:16Goodnight.
36:17Sweet bride.
36:18Sweet bride.
36:19Don't let the sorry man see your insides.
36:31Hey sir you have to hear that story to get me this.
36:34It scared us so much when we were kids that our parents put a ban on it.
36:39So you met Jules and Nellie too?
36:41That's fun.
36:42Are they trying to kill each other with butter knives?
36:45I mean you don't believe in it.
36:46Right?
36:47No.
36:48I definitely don't believe in the human skin wearing monster from hell.
36:55But something happened to Jules in the woods from your kids.
36:59You just came back different.
37:03You don't know what really happened?
37:07That's the story you came back with.
37:10And then my parents ditched him at some fancy European boarding school.
37:14Pretty messed up right?
37:15I stabbed a guy at the dive bar.
37:18What?
37:19With the car keys.
37:22He was super fucking creepy.
37:24Wait what?
37:24What do you mean?
37:25He kept staring at me and then he started walking up to me and I thought that he was going
37:28to hurt me.
37:29But I don't know how to describe it.
37:30But I was like he was watching me pee.
37:33Wait what?
37:33Are you okay?
37:33Yeah.
37:34Yeah.
37:34Fine.
37:35It was just...
37:38I don't know.
37:40I do feel sort of like I'm having deja vu but like not the good kind.
37:44Like I feel something so familiar and I don't know how to describe it except just dread.
37:49Like when you just like know something bad is going to happen.
37:52You just know and I've been feeling that way more and more and more and more and more since we
37:58got here.
37:58And then now that we're here I just like...
38:01I don't know.
38:02I just like I really feel it now.
38:04Hey come here.
38:04Come here.
38:04Rachel.
38:05Baby come here.
38:07It's okay.
38:08I'm sorry.
38:10I'm sorry.
38:11I'm sorry.
38:11I get it.
38:13Hey I've been feeling it too.
38:15I've been feeling off.
38:16I completely understand.
38:25Nikki.
38:26Hmm?
38:29Did you tell your sister I didn't come to Iceland because of a panic attack?
38:32No.
38:34I wouldn't do that.
38:37Then why does she know I'm afraid of flying?
38:41Well she knows the story of how we met.
38:48I'm sorry.
38:50I love you.
39:03Sorry.
39:04Sorry.
39:05What?
39:13I have to do the thing.
39:39I love you.
39:43I don't.
39:44I'm sorry.
39:46I'm sorry.
39:49Hi.
39:50Oh, my God.
40:41Oh, my God.
40:50Oh, my God.
40:53Oh, my God.
40:57Oh, my God.
41:11Oh, my God.
41:23Oh, my God.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:30Oh, my God.
42:34Oh, my God.
42:40Oh, my God.
42:47Oh, my God.
43:03Oh, my God.
43:06Oh, my God.
43:10Oh, my God.
43:40Oh, my God.
43:46Oh, my God.
44:05Oh, my God.
44:38Oh, my God.
44:40Oh, my God.
45:17Oh, my God.
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46:04Oh, my God.
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46:30Oh, my God.
46:57Oh, my God.
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47:53Oh, my God.
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48:54Oh, my God.
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49:31Oh, my God.
50:01Oh, my God.
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