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00:12Your food is ready.
00:15Amazing.
00:17One mixed grow.
00:19Wow.
00:20One biryani.
00:24Perkadol.
00:25Great.
00:26And some naan.
00:28Enjoy your meal.
00:29Let us know if you would like anything else.
00:30Can I have some more water?
00:31Yeah, sure.
00:44Oh my god, Yasmin.
00:47What the fuck?
00:50What are you doing here?
00:52What are you doing here?
00:54Oh yeah, you come here every year on Eid, don't you?
00:57I totally forgot.
00:59You forgot?
01:00Yeah.
01:01I'm just here picking up some food.
01:03Right.
01:04What a coincidence.
01:07Actually, do you mind if I...
01:11What's happening?
01:13I just told you I'm just here to pick up some food.
01:15On the other side of London.
01:17On the other side of London.
01:17At 9.30.
01:18On Eid.
01:20Yeah.
01:21Don't eat that.
01:22Why not?
01:23You won't like it.
01:25I think I know what I like.
01:25It's chicken, not lamb.
01:29Why would you get the chicken?
01:30Trying new things.
01:31Is that okay?
01:32Yeah.
01:33Bit weird because the lamb's a signature.
01:34Okay, so you're here because of the article.
01:36Can we stop pretending?
01:39I'm sorry, what article?
01:41Are you being serious right now?
01:44I'm sorry if I missed your...
01:45What is it?
01:46An article?
01:46That sounds fun.
01:47Tell me about it.
01:48You're doubling down on this, right?
01:50Dude, you know how it's like.
01:52I got busy.
01:52You're busy.
01:53Well, I'm sure you're not fixated on everything that I'm doing, right?
01:56This is a strong take.
01:57I've got to hand it to you.
01:58I don't know what you mean.
01:59It sounds like you think I'm like killing myself to be something that I'm not.
02:03And you memorised it.
02:05That's sad.
02:06Who's that?
02:06Oh, you're sad?
02:07I'm not sad.
02:08I've been having a great time.
02:09I've been swapping out political art for vanilla distraction.
02:12Can you stop quoting my article, please?
02:15And it's not even about you, actually.
02:16Oh, it's not about me?
02:18Full disclosure.
02:18Shah Latif and I know one another and have spent time together socially?
02:23Is that how you're going to describe our relationship?
02:26That's how you describe the relationship, right?
02:27And you calm down.
02:29These people are not your audience.
02:30You're ruining their dinner and mine.
02:32This is revenge porn, man.
02:33This is revenge porn dressed up as an identity politics and pop culture think piece.
02:37Is it revenge porn if you're fucking yourself over?
02:40Yeah.
02:40Actually, it is.
02:41That's a sub-genre of revenge porn.
02:43Yeah, it is.
02:44It doesn't matter what kind of porn it is.
02:45Delete that now!
02:47Delete that or I'll break your fucking nose with it.
02:49Yeah, it's good.
02:50And the deleted pics folder.
02:51What do you think?
02:51I'm fucking thick.
02:53Isn't that what you want?
02:55And that's not a private language here, you idiot.
02:58Dude, can you just delete it?
02:59If you wanted a selfie, you can talk to me.
03:01I'm very approachable.
03:01Okay, uncle!
03:02Yeah, thank you.
03:03Dude, enjoy your milkshake.
03:04Yeah, show's over.
03:05What are you doing?
03:06Are you kidding me?
03:07Enjoy your little fan work.
03:08Come on, man.
03:08Have you been paid?
03:09Is she paid?
03:10Yes, I paid.
03:11And I'm the dramatic one.
03:12Oh, okay, look.
03:13Look, time out, please.
03:14I just want to talk.
03:14Excuse me.
03:15Oh, they're already tired.
03:16I'm sorry about that.
03:17Can we just have a chat?
03:18It's not right, man.
03:20It's not right.
03:21Sure.
03:22I'm here.
03:22I don't know what it takes for these hard times.
03:25Fucking hell.
03:27Did you see that?
03:28Is there a back door?
03:30Where's the back door?
03:31I think they're here for me, right?
03:32Anyone?
03:33Fine.
03:34Thanks.
03:34I'll find it myself.
03:35Wait.
03:36Where are you going?
03:38Ready?
03:39Sorry.
03:47Can we help you?
03:48We're not going to be here.
03:49Sorry.
03:50What are you doing?
03:52Do not be here.
03:55Do not be here.
03:56I'm not trying to be there.
03:58I'm on my way down.
04:03Please, please.
04:04Stop there.
04:05Stop there.
04:06Stop there, please.
04:06Okay.
04:07I didn't...
04:07Charger, stop.
04:08Stop.
04:09Okay.
04:09Okay, sorry. I wonder if they're all wrong.
04:12I just wanted to see you. The last bit wasn't my fault.
04:16Come on, now. That was crazy.
04:18You're crazy. Me?
04:21Come on, you knocked three people out just by staring at me.
04:24If you ever need a job, I could do it with security.
04:28If you think that was fine, you have some serious issues.
04:32Better than, you know, book club for one. What kind of Ead is that, huh?
04:34How about your Ead? What, crossing London to stalk your ex?
04:37You need help. You know what? I do.
04:39And you did help me.
04:41And I'm grateful, because it shows that you care.
04:43I do care, actually. Rose for a beautiful lady.
04:47You know what? Yeah. Yeah, I'll buy a rose.
04:50Well, I should be dangling you, right?
04:52No, please. Can you help me?
04:54How much are rose? Five feet.
04:56Okay, that's a bit steep. I'll do 250 for her.
04:58Okay, you're embarrassing yourself.
05:00That's not the first time I would have done that for you, though, is it?
05:03I don't need a rose from you. You don't need anything from anyone.
05:06No, just not from you. Actually, my life's pretty great.
05:08Okay, if it's great, lend me five pounds.
05:10And I'll buy you a rose and we can stop and scratch.
05:13Five pounds expensive.
05:16Hmm?
05:17You know, if you knew me at all, you'd know I hate roses.
05:22I remember that. I just... You've got to love the gesture, huh?
05:25You love the gesture.
05:27Guys, guys, why don't you come in for the best curry on Brick Lane?
05:2920% off for the lovely couple, eh?
05:31We're not a couple.
05:32But we used to be. She met my family.
05:34Yeah, I did, actually.
05:36And you know what?
05:37He made me wear a jacket over my sleeveless dress the first time when I met his dad.
05:40Well, no, not in a funder way.
05:42Just my dad's a bit of a, like, a little pervy uncle, mate.
05:44Listen, she was making out like I would have locked her in a cupboard if we carried on dating.
05:48Yeah?
05:49She's putting all her cultural and family issues on me just because I'm brown.
05:52That's racist, isn't it?
05:52Isn't it more racist to be killing yourself to play a white neo-colonial MI6 agent?
05:56But if I played him, he wouldn't be white, would he?
05:58Yeah, but you would be.
05:59Guys, I've got an idea.
06:01Why don't you go to my cousin's restaurant across the road?
06:03I think that's better for you.
06:04Don't you want to hear about how he brought a date to my friends and family screening?
06:07A date?
06:09That was not a date. She was a work colleague that I brought.
06:12She was shit in your mango tree flop.
06:14Guessing it wasn't enough to snog her on screen.
06:16Good for the career to be spotted out and about with her.
06:18God forbid anything come from all that.
06:20Okay. Okay. Hadn't we broken up by then?
06:22Sure. That night was about me. Okay?
06:24And also, taking a break isn't the same as breaking up.
06:27Okay. So then how exactly would you define how we...
06:29Fucking cunt. Fuck!
06:30What?
06:31I left my bag at the restaurant.
06:33Okay, do you, um...
06:35You have to go back there now?
06:36It has my passport in it and I'm leaving tomorrow.
06:38Where are you going?
06:38Fuck. Argentina.
06:40What? Why are you going to Argentina?
06:42Wait. Someone's taken it.
06:45Look, my airpods are moving. Fuck.
06:47Oh, shit.
06:48You're not going to catch that on foot.
06:49We need a cabinet.
06:50Oh, wait.
06:51Taxi!
06:53Oh, I need to get it back.
06:55That's gone.
06:56Listen, can you just...
06:57Just let me help.
06:59Just trust me for once.
07:01Yeah, um...
07:02I don't know.
07:03Come on.
07:04Come on.
07:05Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:06Come on.
07:07Come on.
07:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:08Seriously?
07:09Hey, mate.
07:09Listen.
07:10Can you give us a lift?
07:11Yeah.
07:12Okay.
07:12Yeah?
07:13How fast is this going?
07:14Not that fast.
07:16Faster than walking, though, innit?
07:17Oh, yeah.
07:17It's a bike.
07:20If you annoy me, I will ditch you.
07:22Understood?
07:23You always say that, but you're still here.
07:24Yeah, well, I'm leaving the country tomorrow, aren't I?
07:26Hey, this is an emergency.
07:28Can you follow this dot?
07:30Yeah.
07:31All right, auntie.
07:31I've got you.
07:32Auntie?
07:32You're definitely going to get a tip.
07:34All right, listen.
07:35It's going to be fine.
07:36What's in Argentina?
07:38Fondant came through for my dock.
07:40The shipwreck one?
07:40Mm-hmm.
07:42Cool.
07:43Come on.
07:44I'm proud of you, man.
07:46I don't mean that to patronise you.
07:48Well, it was a little bit patronising.
07:49No, seriously.
07:50I wish there were more docking entries about shipwrecks.
07:52Never ever let you go.
07:54I'll bring you up first.
07:56You're going to be ready to come and it will appear.
07:59We try to keep your safe.
08:02I'll bring you up first.
08:04Your dad is more, um, powerful fonder.
08:08I appreciate you saying that.
08:10He would have killed to have me in your family.
08:14I would have had to kill him.
08:15I'd have to keep pulling him to one side like that.
08:17What the fuck are you doing?
08:17Chill out, mate.
08:22How is he?
08:24He's not good.
08:26Nah.
08:27He's not, um...
08:29Yeah, he's not good.
08:36I think my whole family hates me.
08:39They probably do.
08:48I can make a film.
08:51That's mad.
08:52Shut up.
08:56That is...
08:57Come on, that's crazy.
08:59Of all the tunes.
09:00That's wild.
09:06Me, you turn it up.
09:09Better turn it up for your auntie.
09:11I'll get an auntie when I've got rabies.
09:18Don't pretend that you're back
09:21You're feeling
09:22Cry so hard
09:23That you can't conceal it
09:26Whatever you feel inside
09:29I can make you feel...
09:30Is it here?
09:31Somewhere around here.
09:32Maybe it's in the diner room in there.
09:34In there?
09:35You know.
09:38Thanks.
09:39Yeah.
09:4010% off your next ride.
09:41Leaving tomorrow.
09:42Well, when you get back then.
09:43Not coming back.
09:44What do you mean, I'm coming back?
09:45Doesn't matter.
09:47What do you mean by that?
09:49Cat.
09:49Manny.
09:49Charlie.
09:50No, man.
09:51Nice one.
09:54What do you mean, you're not coming back?
09:56Nah.
09:58It's here.
10:01Okay.
10:01Okay?
10:03Um...
10:03Yeah.
10:04I think...
10:05Is that down there on the left?
10:06Yeah.
10:06Hurry up.
10:07It takes weeks to get a new passport.
10:08Don't worry.
10:09We're gonna get it.
10:10Wait, I think it is...
10:12It's like behind...
10:12It's this one here.
10:19Hi.
10:20Hi.
10:21Welcome to the glow up.
10:2325 head.
10:24Oh, I'd like to pay, please.
10:26But I don't have my wallet or phone, so...
10:29How's this become an expensive date for me?
10:36And here are your putty bags.
10:40Down the corridor on the right.
10:42Okay.
10:42Putty bags, okay.
10:44So what are we looking for exactly?
10:45Uh, it's a bum bag.
10:46Okay.
10:47What kind of bum bag?
10:48Just a bag.
10:50Right.
10:50Neon.
10:52Pink and yellow.
10:53Wait, is this the one that I got you?
10:54Yeah.
10:55Aww.
10:56All right.
10:57Relax.
10:58What?
10:58We shouldn't be too hard to find, right?
11:00It's convenient.
11:00It's a useful-sized bag.
11:02Okay, okay.
11:06Sharp!
11:12Might be a bit tricky.
11:13Oh, shit.
11:16I'm never gonna find my bag in here.
11:18Whoa, aren't you forgetting something?
11:21So what?
11:22Check your goodie bag, mate.
11:23Can't let you on the dance floor like that.
11:27Oh, with the paint.
11:29All right, um...
11:31Fuck it.
11:33Um, I'm not really...
11:34I'm cheating this guy.
11:35Sit down.
11:35I'll do it.
11:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:41Be nice.
11:43Be nice.
11:44When am I not nice?
11:47As much as you want to, um, humiliate me...
11:52Just remember whose passport...
11:53Don't rush the artist.
11:55Please.
11:57Sorry.
12:01Or look into her soul.
12:07Why'd you get rid of the nose ring?
12:11Um...
12:11I don't know.
12:11You look so much fitter with that nose ring, man.
12:14What?
12:15Fuck you.
12:15What? I'm just saying it took the attention away from that cold, dead look in your eyes.
12:19Probably around the same time as you, um, started losing half your hair.
12:23You know, um, fitting hair is linked to high levels of testosterone.
12:26I love you, bro.
12:27So if you need some money for a hair transplant in Turkey, you just let me know.
12:31No, I'm fine.
12:31You know, I just take all my self-loathing and I rub it on my scalp every day.
12:34But thanks for chopping me up when I'm self-loathing.
12:36Next time I see you, you're gonna have shaved your head and you're gonna tell me it's for a role.
12:41Or, cause I'm gonna have a really secret sad illness and you're gonna be sort of sad about all the
12:45time you spend together now that I'm dead.
12:48Yeah? Yeah.
12:49Death guilty.
12:49Yeah.
12:50That's a straight up auntie move.
12:51It is.
12:53Sorry, did that trigger you?
12:54Sorry, does that turn you on?
12:55I know.
12:56I don't like it.
13:20Pin it up.
13:21Yeah.
13:23Let me check in.
13:33Here we go.
13:36All right.
13:47Bye.
14:03you having fun yeah I'm actually I'm having fun let me looking for a bag yeah I'm looking
14:09as well all right I'm always looking don't worry
14:17you're not a bad either in the end not the worst
14:23what are you looking at me for I don't have it
14:36line
14:46gonna go to the bathroom yeah
15:16you don't have the bones to be long
15:19are you fucking mad
15:25first family member to lose my mind
15:35oh
15:50oh
15:51oh
16:09Oh, my God.
16:26Hey. Hey. You'll find it. I just want to say what you're doing, you've been halfway
16:47across the world on your own. It's amazing. You're fearless. I've always admired that about you.
16:54Thanks.
17:01So, where are you going to live? A flat or something?
17:04Yeah, I found a place near the offices.
17:07Okay, great. Yeah.
17:10Is it like a good neighbourhood? I'm just saying a woman out there on her own.
17:14I can take care of myself.
17:16I know, I know, I know that your Spanish is kind of shit, so you're going to need someone to
17:19translate.
17:21What am I doing? I'm looking for your passports and I'm having a little bit of a rave.
17:26What?
17:28Found the bag, didn't you?
17:31Look.
17:34What?
17:35Yeah, you did, you psycho.
17:37What are you talking about?
17:38You just said passports with a fucking S. Where are they?
17:42Where are they?
17:42Fine, fine, fine.
17:44You fucking...
17:47Oliver Winthrop?
17:48Fucking Winthrop, man.
17:50And I'm the one trying to be white.
17:51Yeah, I do.
17:52Leave me the bag, I'll put it in the bin.
17:52Fuck off!
18:11Hey.
18:14Hey, why did you lie to me?
18:16I didn't fucking lie to you.
18:17Tell me you've got a boyfriend.
18:18Why do you think I'm here?
18:19You're the one that lied about the passports.
18:22Okay.
18:23Alright, then I'll be honest now.
18:24I'm not here for your fucking article, okay?
18:26I'm here for you.
18:27Look, I'm here for you.
18:29Because I miss you.
18:31I miss us.
18:34Okay?
18:36I'll admit that.
18:39Now, can you admit, if it's really all done between us, it's a little bit weird that you didn't want
18:44to tell me about your boyfriend.
18:45Well, how long?
18:46About a year.
18:47That you're moving to another country tomorrow?
18:50Yeah.
18:50I mean, there's something...
18:52I've got cold feet.
18:53This is a fucking big decision.
18:55Okay, so you've got cold feet.
18:56Yeah, okay.
18:58But I didn't want to see him on my last night in London.
19:01I'm out here running around with you.
19:02Why is that?
19:04Hmm?
19:04But he's fucking great.
19:06He's really great and he loves me.
19:08And he's reliable and he's there for me.
19:11So, I don't know.
19:13I don't know.
19:25Do you want to know what it's like?
19:26Hmm.
19:29Doing the dirty work.
19:34Fighting everybody.
19:35Hmm.
19:35And being a nobody.
19:39I...
19:41I don't live with myself.
19:43I live with...
19:46whoever they need me to be.
19:51And if I don't know who I am,
19:52it's because I feel like maybe you don't want to know.
19:58Are you acting?
20:02No.
20:02There's like...
20:04lines.
20:04They are lines, but the feeling is honest.
20:11You're insane.
20:12What are you doing?
20:21Please don't go.
20:28Take care.
20:29Okay.
20:59Okay.
21:29Okay.
22:00Okay.
22:29Okay.
22:59Okay.
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